Dungeons & Dragons: Halloween Edition Part 3

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  • @josepheddy2063
    @josepheddy2063 4 роки тому +334

    "I hope he makes you attend an HR seminar"
    Gold. Comedy gold.

    • @damiensteinrich9677
      @damiensteinrich9677 4 роки тому +2

      Nah that is 8d6 psychic damage. With a dex save for half damage, basically, can you get away with playing on your phone without getting caught.

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 4 роки тому

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. One of the best lines in Mann Shorts history XD

    • @capt_what
      @capt_what 3 роки тому

      YES!!!

  • @megamanstarforce4315
    @megamanstarforce4315 4 роки тому +417

    Lance won again as he did not attend the "everybody dies" session

    • @matthewhunt2143
      @matthewhunt2143 4 роки тому +7

      Reminds me of WarGames...

    • @tiredwizard37
      @tiredwizard37 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for spoiling this for me. :/

    • @Priestofgoddess
      @Priestofgoddess 4 роки тому

      On the other hand, he lives a life worse than death? :D

    • @jeffgrey2746
      @jeffgrey2746 4 роки тому +2

      @@matthewhunt2143 I was just thinking of the line about the only way to win is by not playing, lol!

    • @JR-sp5nx
      @JR-sp5nx 4 роки тому +2

      I LIVED!

  • @jaybryant4439
    @jaybryant4439 4 роки тому +37

    "Wasps, for me. The bugs not the People." EPIC LMAO

  • @BrotherFlint
    @BrotherFlint 4 роки тому +218

    Not gonna lie, Wailins rocking that suit and tie.

    • @Felivii
      @Felivii 4 роки тому +5

      Agreed!

    • @mitchmak
      @mitchmak 4 роки тому +6

      And here I thought I only ever wanted to see him shirtless. * swoon *

    • @jacksparrowismydaddy
      @jacksparrowismydaddy 4 роки тому +4

      yes indeed he is quite handsome.

    • @myneighborsnorlax3780
      @myneighborsnorlax3780 3 роки тому

      Check out gangster edition where he is a lawyer

  • @nickhoward3411
    @nickhoward3411 4 роки тому +175

    "That's why no one will remember your name." Sarah's always a savage.

    • @roseatkins7565
      @roseatkins7565 4 роки тому

      We need outlets...

    • @starrywisdom
      @starrywisdom 4 роки тому +2

      She almost killed me with that. I had to stop the video I laughed so hard.

    • @KyurekiHana
      @KyurekiHana 4 роки тому +2

      Who are we talking about again? I can't remember their name... or anything about them really... was there actually anyone in this session with Sara and Wailin?

  • @Abbeville_Kid
    @Abbeville_Kid 4 роки тому +84

    “Hold on there Neo”
    Too funny.

    • @gerbendekker3273
      @gerbendekker3273 3 роки тому

      It's funny he said that because very sometimes I recognize some of Keanu Reeves's gesticulation and inflection in the way Wailin talks and moves. Had me going 'who does he remind me of?' for quite some time

  • @dclark142002
    @dclark142002 4 роки тому +11

    "Balderdash, you are an integral member of the team..."
    Thats cold man...really cold.

    • @draelyc
      @draelyc 4 роки тому +1

      I love how that reply was the result of a *failed* save!

  • @Military-gradenutella3068
    @Military-gradenutella3068 4 роки тому +62

    “2020 doesn’t exist here.” May I stay here, please? 🥺

  • @rish1459
    @rish1459 4 роки тому +111

    Hahahaha. What a real life insight: "Your raise is just high enough to make you stay, ....."

    • @tnleeo
      @tnleeo 4 роки тому +10

      Oh, God. It's like real life!

    • @anthonybarrett8778
      @anthonybarrett8778 4 роки тому +5

      Weyland's fear is my actual life..... :'(

    • @cmwinchell
      @cmwinchell 4 роки тому +1

      @@anthonybarrett8778 you could write a story (I'd recommend book personally, but short stories are fine) about how you want your life to be. Write it in first person and start it with you returning home after another tedious day at work. When you wake up the next day....
      And you can self-publish or be inspired to write more and eventually have a book of either a collection of short stories, or a novel. You could even try to get a book deal (get an agent first).

  • @liulfrmcshane
    @liulfrmcshane 4 роки тому +75

    The way this channel consistently releases entertaining, well-made videos while also creating amusing sponsorship ads never ceases to astound me. You all rock.

  • @jeffreytroublefield4265
    @jeffreytroublefield4265 4 роки тому +72

    Love how yall knew that yall better explain Lance's MIA right up front or the comment section would have blown up. 🤣🤣

  • @master0fthearts894
    @master0fthearts894 4 роки тому +75

    Waylon: I fear having lived my life done nothing worthwhile.
    Me: *Same.*

    • @patmalloy3569
      @patmalloy3569 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @RatRatRattyRatRat
      @RatRatRattyRatRat 4 роки тому +1

      Same.

    • @lyreparadox
      @lyreparadox 4 роки тому +1

      Feel free to get involved with politics, there's plenty that Needs to get done and obviously isn't.

    • @patmalloy3569
      @patmalloy3569 4 роки тому

      @@lyreparadox I am by no means a politian5

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 4 роки тому +2

      It's s**t simple to do something worthwhile.
      Just off the top of my head:
      - Adopt an orphan
      - Volunteer part time at an animal shelter
      - Volunteer part time at a homeless shelter
      - Volunteer part time at a soup kitchen
      - Become a Big Brother/Sister
      - Become a regular monthly donor to a charity, if not several
      - Spend some vacation time volunteering for Habitat for Humanity
      - Tutor elementary school children part time for free
      - Learn a musical instrument, then go play songs at the local retirement home for seniors with dementia

  • @boosterprime5757
    @boosterprime5757 4 роки тому +80

    "2020 doesn't exist here."
    If only...

  • @taylor65712
    @taylor65712 4 роки тому +227

    This channel is grossly underrated... they should have over a million subs. Writing is excellent, production always on point, cast and crew always seem to bring the A game. 💯 #getthemtoamillion

  • @gerardmontgomery280
    @gerardmontgomery280 4 роки тому +7

    "I hope they make you go to a HR seminar" Harsher words have never been spoken.

  • @Lngbrdninjamasta
    @Lngbrdninjamasta 4 роки тому +37

    "I hope he makes you go to an HR seminar!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scottjones6860
    @scottjones6860 4 роки тому +39

    Mightier than Janet from Accounting is Linda from HR.

  • @charrydog22
    @charrydog22 4 роки тому +4

    "Nat 20"
    "You have disadvantage"
    "I know it's a 1"

  • @Drakijy
    @Drakijy 4 роки тому +150

    "Huh. I forgot about the murder hornets."
    "We all did."
    I feel personally called out.

    • @DragoSonicMile
      @DragoSonicMile 4 роки тому +5

      You're a murder hornet? Cool.

    • @Drakijy
      @Drakijy 4 роки тому +3

      @@DragoSonicMile har har

    • @Galaar
      @Galaar 4 роки тому +5

      A nest of them was just taken out in WA. They've been setting up shop while we forgot about them.

    • @nickmorgan3199
      @nickmorgan3199 4 роки тому +5

      'Attempted' Murder Hornets

  • @runemooshu4076
    @runemooshu4076 4 роки тому +45

    Can we please get more of Justen in the D&D shorts.

    • @KandEcain
      @KandEcain 4 роки тому +10

      With Lance :D

    • @DoktorHollywood
      @DoktorHollywood 4 роки тому +4

      @@KandEcain haha yes do an evil twin episode

  • @Tenuto40
    @Tenuto40 4 роки тому +2

    *Rolls without looking*
    “I know it’s a one.”
    Those never-look low rolls never grow old.

  • @TedMattos
    @TedMattos 4 роки тому +16

    "You're afraid."
    "Who wouldn't be?" LOL - not sure why, but that tickled me!
    I loved the addition of Waylin in his suit, but wondered why they didn't wrap Sara in rubber snakes and a huge stuffed wasp clamped to Justin's head.
    But all in all, this was a great episode - thanks, guys!

  • @bhsx
    @bhsx 4 роки тому +2

    Lol 2:37 "the bugs, not the people."
    I lol'd to death. You've killed me. I'm dead now. Happy Halloween!

  • @savingplayer1613
    @savingplayer1613 4 роки тому +21

    I'm with Wailin, the existential dread is the real paralyzer 😓

  • @davea99
    @davea99 4 роки тому +15

    Sarah isn't your worst nightmare. She is your every nightmare.

  • @Starolfr
    @Starolfr 4 роки тому +12

    "I hope he makes you go to an HR seminar!"
    XD < ded >

  • @master0fthearts894
    @master0fthearts894 4 роки тому +69

    DM: “What’s wrong? Can’t *BEAR* to face your fears?”
    Me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKK!* *Cough Cough* *Chokes*...

    • @sagedismal
      @sagedismal 4 роки тому +5

      What. You can't take the PUNishment?

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 4 роки тому +2

      @@sagedismal Oh, I can take puns. I just can’t take dad jokes combined with puns.

    • @jessetheunending9357
      @jessetheunending9357 4 роки тому +8

      Last week Sara killed people with her "bear hands".
      This is unbearable!

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 4 роки тому +1

      @@jessetheunending9357 *Chhoookkkeeesss* Your not.... *Cough* Helping....

    • @Grey_Shard
      @Grey_Shard 4 роки тому +1

      2d4 Psychic damage. Bard College of Snark specializing in taunts, puns, and magical technobabble.

  • @paranoid.rabbit
    @paranoid.rabbit 4 роки тому +8

    it was cool to see justen in front of the camera for a session. I LOVE YOU CHAZ

  • @hiddentruth1982
    @hiddentruth1982 4 роки тому +7

    lol " I hope he makes you go to an h.r. seminar. " funniest line.

  • @aick
    @aick 4 роки тому +13

    "It's a total party kill
    They shouldn't have flaunted, the heroes are haunted
    Cause they know that I got what I wanted
    And It's a total party kill"
    ... as it were....

  • @joshglassman8162
    @joshglassman8162 4 роки тому +10

    "You just hate letting me have fun, don't cha?" Lmao

  • @someguy4844
    @someguy4844 4 роки тому +1

    Lance is the innocent heart of the team.

  • @thevisual5426
    @thevisual5426 4 роки тому +1

    "The raise was just enough to make you stay but not enough to make you feel truly valued"
    This is horrifyingly relatable.

  • @Gulronike
    @Gulronike 4 роки тому +4

    The best/worst curse ever. "I hope you go to an HR seminar."

  • @justinbich1487
    @justinbich1487 4 роки тому +5

    Don't panic, Lance wasn't able to make it in for shooting.
    Internet: panics out of spite anyway

  • @broklyndatroll8018
    @broklyndatroll8018 4 роки тому +1

    Love the Black Mirror comment! +10 to Justin!

  • @LordRabies
    @LordRabies 4 роки тому +12

    This is a wonderful surprise on a Sunday :D

  • @Beigemage0621
    @Beigemage0621 4 роки тому +6

    The unBEARable truth is that she was BEARly over the bridge before the venomous snake BEARed it fangs and left her defenseless in a BEARren nightmarish forest with only a whisper in the darkness..
    "DA Bears..."

  • @mschaidle1134
    @mschaidle1134 4 роки тому +6

    Waylin, that's my biggest fear too...

  • @davidsmith7456
    @davidsmith7456 4 роки тому +2

    Lance is the last one standing and he was not even there. Lance for the win!

  • @brandonhobgood5600
    @brandonhobgood5600 4 роки тому +2

    "stupid snake bridge" has been said more than once in my games...

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 4 роки тому +3

    5:00 or The Stanley Parable. Both are dangerous. Also, I'm into making maps so Dungeonfog does appeal to me- I think I'll check it out..

  • @craigkm5303
    @craigkm5303 4 роки тому +18

    Waylin’s greatest fear is shared by non-other than the Tick!!! SPOOOOOON!!!!!

  • @kingoberon
    @kingoberon 4 роки тому +1

    I love that tie, it is amazing. Also he looks really good in that suit.

  • @master0fthearts894
    @master0fthearts894 4 роки тому +42

    Wait Sarah can’t be afraid of bears otherwise she wouldn’t have Cotten Bear Paws from the previous episode!
    ...Wait a minute... Does this mean... Sarah’s an Impostor?
    *Sus edition intensifies*

  • @WeirdPros
    @WeirdPros 4 роки тому +1

    Justin: "Hey, maybe we should act rationally and attempt to survive"
    Weylin and Sarah: *Laughs in Florida*

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 4 роки тому +3

    "Oh yeah. . . I forgot about the murder hornets."
    "We all did!"
    2020 y'all.
    (heck, anyone NOT need to stretch their synapses to recall that the ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AUSTRALIA WAS LITERALLY ON FIRE? Yeah, me neither. 2020 y'all.)

  • @robstradomus983
    @robstradomus983 4 роки тому +2

    I want more Justin. I love Chaz and Justin's comedy chemistry. Can we have another season of drunk before noon?

  • @Tibruk64
    @Tibruk64 4 роки тому +45

    I am still panicking. Lance must have been abducted by the Rona.

    • @AyarARJ
      @AyarARJ 4 роки тому +2

      Do home-improvement stores abduct people?
      Let me just add that to the list...

  • @beatricemeyers4640
    @beatricemeyers4640 4 роки тому +1

    Justin's Lance impression is incredible.

  • @Warbus-bu3qr
    @Warbus-bu3qr 4 роки тому +2

    Kyle in a suit and tie, Justen in front of the camera, and Chaz in a muscle shirt; guess it's all treats for me this Halloween.

  • @Llapo46
    @Llapo46 4 роки тому +6

    And this folks, is why you should never be honest to your DM about your fears

  • @xenomas
    @xenomas 4 роки тому

    Sarah was killing it now the bears have the high ground! Keep them coming!

  • @MrFForger
    @MrFForger 4 роки тому +2

    I relate so hard to Waylon, I need a moment to lie down and stare at the ceiling.

  • @jeremiahedwards7357
    @jeremiahedwards7357 4 роки тому +2

    "I hope he makes you go to an HR seminar." That is the moment I died.

  • @theopkingdom3433
    @theopkingdom3433 4 роки тому

    "Hold on there, Neo..." That's awesome.

  • @acerumble
    @acerumble 4 роки тому +1

    At least Justen and Sara had the dignity to be torn to shreds, Wailin only died on the inside

  • @FriendlyKitten
    @FriendlyKitten 4 роки тому +1

    Their fears reminded me of "the Witches of Eastwick" XD
    Such a classic!

    • @draelyc
      @draelyc 4 роки тому

      Just saw that for the first time three days ago (even though I'm of that generation). Good call!

  • @bradceplina
    @bradceplina 4 роки тому

    1:57 omfg yes thank you guys for keeping our minds off of it ACTIVELY

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 4 роки тому

    Sarah, hitting with the heavy quips... I feel the burns from that

  • @LordGuntharUthMatar
    @LordGuntharUthMatar 4 роки тому

    "Just enough to make you stay but not enough to make you feel appreciated." Fucking classic!

  • @Madwiseace
    @Madwiseace 4 роки тому

    “I know it’s a one.”
    Killllled me.

  • @moeheil8839
    @moeheil8839 4 роки тому +2

    Hope lance is ok, hes my fave

  • @nicktwolf
    @nicktwolf 4 роки тому +1

    Sarah could bearly wait for this one could she? I guess Chaz made it so she met a grizzly end. That pun wasn't the only thing that stung Justen. I thought Wailin was going to wail when he heard about the raise.

  • @gawayne1374
    @gawayne1374 4 роки тому

    Justin's impression of Lance is great

  • @Arkas501
    @Arkas501 4 роки тому

    Rigsby out here just being relatable. I feel that bro.

  • @Kakkarot211
    @Kakkarot211 4 роки тому +2

    This was super creative, well done

  • @TheNextDr
    @TheNextDr 4 роки тому

    Wailin, that tie is awesome! Purple is one of my favorite colors and that pattern is sweet!

  • @gibsonsimpson
    @gibsonsimpson 4 роки тому

    Justin: I'm right there with om that phobia! Shudder.

  • @cmwinchell
    @cmwinchell 4 роки тому

    Chaz "...a red balloon..."
    Me: This is going to be a two part session because IT.

  • @LokiOfNorse
    @LokiOfNorse 4 роки тому

    When it flashed to him in a suit he actually looks really good he cleans up nice.

  • @Belmakor178
    @Belmakor178 4 роки тому

    lol Melissa hit em with the Achilles quote "and that is why no one will remember your name " Ice cold as usual and I loved it lol😂.

  • @CZ-dg7te
    @CZ-dg7te 4 роки тому

    1:55 "That's not a thing in this world, 2020 doesn't exist here" ... Best "fantasy" rpg ever

  • @paulnolin862
    @paulnolin862 4 роки тому +1

    this is awesome thank you guys happy Holloween!!

  • @geoffrose9647
    @geoffrose9647 4 роки тому

    "wait- what are we gonna do about Thanksgiving?"
    My friends and I are currently grappling with this.

  • @vwlssnvwls3262
    @vwlssnvwls3262 4 роки тому

    "I know it's a one" that is my life every day.

  • @Bears11422
    @Bears11422 4 роки тому

    Who couldn't bear this one off!
    I definitely could!

  • @RobertLeaverton
    @RobertLeaverton 4 роки тому +1

    Those of us in the Pacific North West have definitely not forgotten about the murder hornets!

  • @robertgOU812
    @robertgOU812 4 роки тому

    I hope he makes you go to a HR seminar! That...is classic.

  • @ge3346
    @ge3346 4 роки тому

    "I'm taking my dice and going home, so there."

  • @RedNinjaV
    @RedNinjaV 4 роки тому

    I love how he already knew their fears and had everything planned out beforehand.

  • @ashe4711
    @ashe4711 4 роки тому +1

    The real reason Lance didn't show, he wanted to live! Lol good stuff

  • @revnook
    @revnook 4 роки тому

    Twilight Zone style no Lance intro, 5 stars.
    Episode, 5 stars as always.
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @MrGuitarguy16
    @MrGuitarguy16 4 роки тому +3

    2020 doesn't exist here.
    Me hiding in my basement: It doesn't exist here neither :')

  • @johnnycajxrt
    @johnnycajxrt 4 роки тому

    Watchdogs Edition next week. I’m hyped

  • @Purgosmusic
    @Purgosmusic 4 роки тому +1

    2:41 I felt that Waylon

  • @ThatGuy53297
    @ThatGuy53297 4 роки тому

    Wailen is the slow torture kill victim here. The turkey basted in fear. TheCrimsonFucker would love this.

  • @nickmorgan3199
    @nickmorgan3199 4 роки тому

    I truly do not understand the human dumpster fires that downvote these videos.... THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!

  • @darthmocap
    @darthmocap 4 роки тому

    Yikes, that one shot was soul crushing...i can relate.

  • @nerdaccount
    @nerdaccount 4 роки тому

    I think this may speak badly of me, but I laughed very loudly when Waylin says, "that's super uncool dude." His timing is perfect! Plus he looks good in black on black, but Karen from HR will have to pull him aside and let him know that it would be good to wear a white shirt with a black suit, just so he can go unnoticed more.

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf 4 роки тому

    I'm just gonna say it. Waylin cleans up nice!

  • @thenoremac2685
    @thenoremac2685 4 роки тому

    I was totally expecting a Stanley's Parable reference with Waylin.

  • @commandercorner5575
    @commandercorner5575 4 роки тому

    Lol, "I hope he makes you go to an HR seminar!" That was hilarious.

  • @VulpineScott
    @VulpineScott 4 роки тому +1

    I need to know where I can get this closing song at, it's straight fire.

  • @Nestta5252
    @Nestta5252 4 роки тому +1

    "Ice cream cake!" 😂😂

  • @JoeyBaby47
    @JoeyBaby47 4 роки тому

    This one was....how shall I say? Hilariously "on point!"

  • @bhsx
    @bhsx 4 роки тому

    Lol I didn't notice the masks behind Chaz. Foreboding foreshadowing. 😂

  • @TheBlumann
    @TheBlumann 4 роки тому

    I love these included ads.
    They are hilarious.
    Also, dungeonfog is pretty great!

  • @robertbogan225
    @robertbogan225 4 роки тому +1

    Hold on there neo. Lol thats funny.

  • @RatRatRattyRatRat
    @RatRatRattyRatRat 4 роки тому

    Lance: **Gone for two weeks**
    **Corona joke**
    **__LANCE HAS THE COOF__**