Elon Musk Reveals New Details About Neuralink, His Brain Implant Technology

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @zakariemohamed3837
    @zakariemohamed3837 4 роки тому +24383

    I swear if people ever get these implants on the hand or brain willingly and queuing up like at an IPhone release convention, then that’s the day I’m relocating to the Himalayas and live a life as a goat farmer and call myself Shen-Zao.

    • @jasonalvarez6957
      @jasonalvarez6957 4 роки тому +1774

      zakarie mohamed well it’s around the corner so be prepared to pack your bags!

    • @samuraibobafett1118
      @samuraibobafett1118 4 роки тому +444

      same

    • @zakariemohamed3837
      @zakariemohamed3837 4 роки тому +269

      ben middleton can’t wait to see you there. When we get there do you want hunt snow leopards or the Sumatran Tiger?

    • @zakariemohamed3837
      @zakariemohamed3837 4 роки тому +42

      Jason Alvarez I’m counting on it

    • @MrSkarbek36
      @MrSkarbek36 4 роки тому +56

      zakarie mohamed same g

  • @JackG98
    @JackG98 4 роки тому +3837

    It’s all fun and games until you start hearing ads for Spotify premium in your mind

    • @yasserbouthirit3263
      @yasserbouthirit3263 3 роки тому +37

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @lordwhip4323
      @lordwhip4323 3 роки тому +223

      “We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty” 💀😂

    • @ElPrimo-tq1bb
      @ElPrimo-tq1bb 3 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂

    • @angel2641
      @angel2641 3 роки тому +21

      @@lordwhip4323 make it stop! 😭

    • @foreverisu2002
      @foreverisu2002 3 роки тому +30

      Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here...

  • @dampfish6708
    @dampfish6708 4 роки тому +2645

    Imagine getting up in the morning and needing a software
    Update

    • @mysticmallachi777
      @mysticmallachi777 4 роки тому +145

      That's pretty much what sleep already does.
      More or less.

    • @Ipleadthefifth
      @Ipleadthefifth 4 роки тому +15

      It's coming soon

    • @roberthouston3824
      @roberthouston3824 4 роки тому +29

      @kmden Rt people tend to discard that which is given, but cherish that for which they have toiled. Studying is part of the struggle to achieve.

    • @pariss1445
      @pariss1445 4 роки тому +14

      Imagine updating yourself.

    • @galaxy_distroyerkc9557
      @galaxy_distroyerkc9557 4 роки тому +6

      I need it i have a synthetic bone bc i went in for brain surgery so i might get it.

  • @MichaelStrawn_I_am
    @MichaelStrawn_I_am Рік тому +6

    Every time you dream you’re going to see an advertisement.

  • @RedditSupport
    @RedditSupport 4 роки тому +717

    Elon: *stutters 70 times*
    Elon’s Brain: okay I’m gonna make it where I don’t have to talk anymore. Reading minds is easier.

    • @eanthomas6258
      @eanthomas6258 4 роки тому +10

      Underrated comment🤣💯

    • @tanmay9878
      @tanmay9878 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @apexpredator9021
      @apexpredator9021 4 роки тому +33

      It’s because he is trying to break down technical jargon into language the everyday person can understand; called lay language

    • @onyxtytanium964
      @onyxtytanium964 4 роки тому +3

      He wants to be Charles Xavier

    • @devmike
      @devmike 4 роки тому +1

      It's because they are both stoned

  • @jameswest4819
    @jameswest4819 4 роки тому +5530

    Ever since I got my implant I've had this intense desire to buy a Tesla.

    • @dahn0218
      @dahn0218 4 роки тому +53

      Lolll

    • @cmjg0214
      @cmjg0214 4 роки тому +51

      jahahn johnson be nice buckRooo

    • @francois9747
      @francois9747 4 роки тому +16

      LOOOOL

    • @francois9747
      @francois9747 4 роки тому +255

      @@jahahnjohnson3206 It's called humor, if you weren't so depressed and negative, you'd take the time to crack a smile.

    • @cmjg0214
      @cmjg0214 4 роки тому +4

      Poy Tehe

  • @AI-if6in
    @AI-if6in 4 роки тому +3654

    Elon: “BEDTIME X Æ A-12!”
    X Æ A-12: *windows shut down sound*

    • @MrJwyne
      @MrJwyne 4 роки тому +26

      Anas Ibrahim Haha That made me l o l 😄

    • @BetterWorld0
      @BetterWorld0 4 роки тому +15

      Stfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lsuzicosbw644
      @lsuzicosbw644 4 роки тому +4

      Anas Ibrahim 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mirabella2154
      @mirabella2154 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @KingofDragons1982
      @KingofDragons1982 4 роки тому +9

      Beep Boop. 😭😭😭☠☠☠

  • @snowysadventures3698
    @snowysadventures3698 Рік тому +42

    23:10 “As a human being as yourself…”
    Joe’s just trying to reassure himself he’s not sitting with a cyborg

    • @michaeleshbaugh6797
      @michaeleshbaugh6797 28 днів тому

      Elon definitely gave his self away as the end of this video by saying I like camp 🔥 #cyborg😂

  • @olivercheeseman8227
    @olivercheeseman8227 4 роки тому +629

    “You wouldn’t even notice somebody has it” *smiles*

  • @gautamknambiar
    @gautamknambiar 4 роки тому +1800

    Everybody gangsta til militaries start downloading aimlock on their soldiers' Neuralinks.

    • @chaseself9813
      @chaseself9813 4 роки тому +55

      Underrated comment my guy 😂😂

    • @meggamanmark6769
      @meggamanmark6769 4 роки тому +13

      Gautam Nambiar facts till we break out our 5g audio devices and turn them on blast lmao technology sucks

    • @eanthomas6258
      @eanthomas6258 4 роки тому +6

      Omg no!🤣😂

    • @joshvan-h8402
      @joshvan-h8402 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jellevanryckeghem6396
      @jellevanryckeghem6396 4 роки тому +81

      I know it's a Joke, but hypothetically if you think about it, militaries would certainly want to do something with that right?

  • @taylormeza2666
    @taylormeza2666 4 роки тому +601

    It’s all fun and games until modders start giving themselves aimbot

  • @calebladd4082
    @calebladd4082 10 місяців тому +8

    Zuckerberg is watching this saying "oh yeah? Well, in the meta verse, we're gonna have glow-in-the-dark henna tattoos"

  • @crispouk3070
    @crispouk3070 4 роки тому +891

    “6 million dollars not that much nowdays”
    Me spending my last 35 pennies on an energy drink

    • @commiehunter7964
      @commiehunter7964 4 роки тому +16

      Put that happy shopper drink down the EU spit in them 🤣

    • @napoleondynamite4148
      @napoleondynamite4148 4 роки тому +5

      Crispo Uk I swear to god 🤣

    • @crispouk3070
      @crispouk3070 4 роки тому

      Ben Johnson after this brexit madness it wouldn’t surprise me lool

    • @badnewz6108
      @badnewz6108 4 роки тому +4

      Let me see if i can scrape up some change for a black and mild

    • @commiehunter7964
      @commiehunter7964 4 роки тому +6

      @@crispouk3070 lol wait til the EU collapse I'm gonna buy an EU country for £1 MUHAHAHAHA

  • @n.staniss1637
    @n.staniss1637 4 роки тому +1660

    "Babe I didn't cheat"
    "Oh really? Lemme check your memory"

    • @toop8979
      @toop8979 4 роки тому +42

      Bruhh 🤣☠️

    • @psychedelic_salad694
      @psychedelic_salad694 4 роки тому +54

      people who dont cheat shouldnt feel scared about that

    • @celeryhead2225
      @celeryhead2225 4 роки тому +200

      You ever seen Black Mirror.......

    • @coolj1018
      @coolj1018 4 роки тому +21

      Celery Head bruh fr that episode was sad

    • @lucasmahsoob3680
      @lucasmahsoob3680 4 роки тому +6

      Celery Head i thought the same thing that episode was crazy

  • @breggden
    @breggden 4 роки тому +3272

    Elon: "I've invented a device that will allow people to regain sight and lost limbs"
    Joe: "You ever been ice fishing?? Its great, you take this auger....."

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 4 роки тому +139

      Seriously lmao I couldn't believe Joe thought that was a good response right then😂

    • @charleshubbard7179
      @charleshubbard7179 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @Choppa_Ya
      @Choppa_Ya 4 роки тому +15

      Leave it up to Joe to bring some levity to the situation.

    • @ryandubois7419
      @ryandubois7419 4 роки тому +42

      Brayden Clysdale I cant really blame him too much. Not sure how you reply to a thing like that, haha.

    • @nadermaroun8411
      @nadermaroun8411 4 роки тому +17

      Brayden Clysdale vrrrrrrrrrrrr... and essentially you’re ice fishing in your brain and you cork it

  • @HeatherSiebens
    @HeatherSiebens Рік тому +22

    This has already been going on for years study on epileptics. I gracefully rejected each time and requested more brain be resected. I went through my last (3rd) awake brain surgery in 2010. My brain has been opened and closed 7. Thankfully no more seizures and nothing weird in my head to follow me around with. I even had my screws and plates taken out.
    Doing this is absolutely controlling. It’s so painful on top of it.

    • @KZ14.420
      @KZ14.420 Рік тому +3

      Jesus Christ that sound like hell on earth. I have an enormous amount of sympathy for you. Glad you’re well now.

    • @huckstaunfiltered8200
      @huckstaunfiltered8200 Рік тому

      @HeatherSiebens I am grateful that you are doing well, as I can relate... wishing you all the best 😊

    • @dvk2photographer
      @dvk2photographer Рік тому

      This is absolutely evil. Did you receive an implant?

    • @j_official4138
      @j_official4138 10 місяців тому

      id rather have a chip than a lobotomy

  • @marcelloalvarado8284
    @marcelloalvarado8284 4 роки тому +545

    imagine someone trying to talk to you and leaving them on heard

    • @angelgfromcorkerii8797
      @angelgfromcorkerii8797 4 роки тому +5

      Marcello Alvarado LMFAOO NOO

    • @TheGuiido
      @TheGuiido 4 роки тому +1

      This comment needs to get big omg LOL

    • @Cyba_IT
      @Cyba_IT 4 роки тому +7

      Not sure if it was intentional or not but this comment is quite funny on a couple of levels.

    • @mackieincsouthsea
      @mackieincsouthsea 4 роки тому +2

      Also seeing someone and leaving them on seen, this comment rocks 😂

    • @zakariemohamed3837
      @zakariemohamed3837 4 роки тому +2

      Amber heard. Wonder what that bitch is up to?

  • @brandondann3514
    @brandondann3514 4 роки тому +1708

    Everyones gangsta til you walk past a magnet

    • @smokingmedzz4914
      @smokingmedzz4914 4 роки тому +16

      Facts 😂😂😂

    • @sirdollarjonesii9400
      @sirdollarjonesii9400 3 роки тому +42

      This comment is underrated!

    • @ajmalks6298
      @ajmalks6298 3 роки тому +35

      Make it out of copper or anything else other than iron

    • @justinlaine420
      @justinlaine420 3 роки тому +47

      I bet Elon already has a solution in mind.

    • @themagus8214
      @themagus8214 3 роки тому +8

      I Google is copper magnetic
      If you have a strong enough magnetic field all matter is magnetic. But copper is so weakly magnetic that we can't observe it without very, very large magnetic fields. So the short answer is "No, copper isn't magnetic." This can quickly be tested by trying to pick up a penny with a magnet.

  • @ianduffy2329
    @ianduffy2329 4 роки тому +595

    Elon's stutters are just signal issues from his real body on mars

    • @huko4266
      @huko4266 4 роки тому +2

      Ian Duffy - Too far away to get near real time uplink.

    • @ianduffy2329
      @ianduffy2329 4 роки тому +10

      Huko426 thank you science man

    • @johncardona6963
      @johncardona6963 4 роки тому +35

      my theory is that he stutters so much because he has to think harder to explain it to people not on his level😂😂

    • @dwt1228
      @dwt1228 4 роки тому +8

      @@johncardona6963 that is 100% it. His mind likely skips several steps to get to the end result and he has to slow down and step through it.

    • @justicemagagane5737
      @justicemagagane5737 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

  • @rem700longunner
    @rem700longunner Рік тому +26

    THAT'S why he takes those long pauses before he answer. He's processing the question, parsing the global internet for the most accurate answer, then formulating the words, and then it gets handed off to his speach center for verbalization. Makes total sense now. He's had this implant in for years now.

    • @caralynmcauley6679
      @caralynmcauley6679 Місяць тому +2

      You just described the telestial communication mode.😮

  • @WheelBite0_0
    @WheelBite0_0 4 роки тому +1947

    2030 youtube tutorials: how to overclock your neuralink.

    • @yzack5521
      @yzack5521 4 роки тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @krsmanjovanovic8607
      @krsmanjovanovic8607 4 роки тому +94

      *How to install VPN into your neurolink*
      I am afraid of this shit! Sooner or later they will read our minds and even influence our mind directly, WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!

    • @adamwright6284
      @adamwright6284 4 роки тому +41

      😭😂 How to hack your neighbour neural.

    • @minecraftkid649
      @minecraftkid649 4 роки тому +65

      How to jail break your neuralink

    • @adamwright6284
      @adamwright6284 4 роки тому +2

      Trey White 🤣👌

  • @ikbenvoetbal
    @ikbenvoetbal 4 роки тому +1059

    Elon: You put this thing in your skull
    Joe: Ever been ice fishing?

    • @StazBlaze
      @StazBlaze 4 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jesusduarte9626
      @jesusduarte9626 4 роки тому +6

      So true😂😂😂

    • @techguy3373
      @techguy3373 4 роки тому +1

      ikbenvoetbal... He better send an army if he wants that shit in my body. If I we’re Dictator these are first people I would eliminate.

    • @raffiboyadjian1362
      @raffiboyadjian1362 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfaooooooooooo

    • @raffiboyadjian1362
      @raffiboyadjian1362 4 роки тому +1

      This is so awesome

  • @syedshah3823
    @syedshah3823 4 роки тому +323

    Must be awkward to have ads playing directly to your brain.

    • @syedshah3823
      @syedshah3823 4 роки тому +17

      @Trwerking man That's the joke...

    • @creepercrafters9711
      @creepercrafters9711 4 роки тому +3

      Syed Shah subliminal messaging has entered the chat

    • @udonmonster
      @udonmonster 4 роки тому +9

      Get premium for ad free

    • @Jurgir09
      @Jurgir09 4 роки тому

      This

    • @Jornadadeumguitarrista
      @Jornadadeumguitarrista 4 роки тому +1

      You're walking on the street and suddenly it screams " IFOOD" (Add) and you'll be like, Jeezz

  • @valpeysgaming13110
    @valpeysgaming13110 Рік тому +10

    Anyone catch how Elon said "they usually go in 2 to 3mm", which to me strongly implies that this process has been done already and was successful.

    • @Alesandro113
      @Alesandro113 13 днів тому

      Listen at minute 1:22 he says “here I am”, as I’m prove it works

    • @suelambert9338
      @suelambert9338 13 днів тому

      Elon has already tested.

  • @TrappedinaBrain
    @TrappedinaBrain 4 роки тому +736

    *wake up one day*
    *can't see anything*
    *message appears*
    "If you would like the use of your eyesight, send $300 of bitcoin to..."

    • @j.rob.5943
      @j.rob.5943 4 роки тому +9

      That’s hilarious

    • @222leeloo
      @222leeloo 4 роки тому +10

      100% borg.
      Part of the collective

    • @rd8163
      @rd8163 4 роки тому +28

      This really happened to my computer a few days back. The bastards wanted $50k in bitcoin. You just scared me away from neuralink for good.

    • @taylorbrock4635
      @taylorbrock4635 4 роки тому +15

      @douglas wahid I'm pretty sure that was his point. The security on these things needs to be beyond impenetrable.

    • @calebmaceachern3598
      @calebmaceachern3598 4 роки тому +1

      That's fuckeddddd

  • @youngprince383
    @youngprince383 4 роки тому +5317

    Elon musk talks like he's buffering in real Life.

    • @trainmanification
      @trainmanification 4 роки тому +13

      No

    • @youngprince383
      @youngprince383 4 роки тому +15

      @The Deathless lol ikr

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 роки тому +50

      This is how I talk man

    • @VisionsOfXTC
      @VisionsOfXTC 4 роки тому +69

      Tutto Salvé except you’re a dumbass

    • @Novadababy
      @Novadababy 4 роки тому +28

      Elon is a mad scientist the director of avengers based tony stark character off of him.. .n just like the movie cern has asked for his help.. remember cern didnt work until they got tony stark help

  • @nolivesmatter6108
    @nolivesmatter6108 4 роки тому +632

    Elon: I'm afraid technology is getting out of hand.
    Also Elon: I'm going to put chips in people's brains

    • @w.ys.r9519
      @w.ys.r9519 4 роки тому +30

      9:12" if you can't beat em join em" there's our answer kuz I was wondering why he changed his mind recently he KNOW something a MAN that smart he has money and all? This krazy damn elon talk to US

    • @w.ys.r9519
      @w.ys.r9519 4 роки тому +10

      I remember reading a article a year ago and China was doing this from the UK Express website but they said they would be able to read ppl thoughts so they can track down crimes b4 it happen this was last year

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 4 роки тому +45

      He tried to stop it all and make everyone slow down with the AI and nobody would listen. He said all of this last podcast. He’d rather be apart of it and try regulating it some or making it as safe as he possibly can, than to let others do it and it have horrible consequences. I’d say the man feels like he’s got humanity resting on his shoulders tbh.

    • @Youxh47
      @Youxh47 4 роки тому +10

      Ann Berlin or hes being forced to by a certain group and organization threatening him if he doesnt cooperate. Just a possibility.

    • @robjones1328
      @robjones1328 4 роки тому

      Ice G good one

  • @geneanderson2688
    @geneanderson2688 2 роки тому +3

    I want one. How do I get one?

  • @jordanweltha7196
    @jordanweltha7196 4 роки тому +355

    The UA-cam employee that moved the comments sucks

    • @Prefacedeye7
      @Prefacedeye7 4 роки тому +2

      I'm sorry

    • @axemurderbambi2995
      @axemurderbambi2995 4 роки тому +1

      ADD much

    • @jayeshkog
      @jayeshkog 4 роки тому +2

      Imagine watching youtube on a mobile device

    • @dommimick7281
      @dommimick7281 4 роки тому +9

      Jayesh imagine caring lol

    • @jegr3398
      @jegr3398 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah it's fucking bullshit. Such a chore to negotiate the comments section anymore. It was fucking fine how it was! JESUS!

  • @Amaaa77m
    @Amaaa77m 4 роки тому +434

    “ can’t wait to see ads in my sleep” said no one ever

    • @deejprice3049
      @deejprice3049 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @gbx5180
      @gbx5180 4 роки тому +1

      Block non MUSK adds only!

    • @MsShveta.
      @MsShveta. 4 роки тому +20

      I find your comment so disturbing. I blame you for my future nightmares.

    • @urcozy
      @urcozy 4 роки тому

      Futurama

    • @messianicteachingspage
      @messianicteachingspage 4 роки тому +14

      Revelation 14:11
      King James Version
      11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

  • @akh5354
    @akh5354 4 роки тому +475

    What freaks me out most is how casual he talks about it.

    • @paulb3436
      @paulb3436 4 роки тому +11

      He does seem to be shaking inside sometimes, though. Don't forget, he has to appear cool af for his rich, nerd followers...

    • @KaleFGB
      @KaleFGB 4 роки тому +51

      Paul B you sound insecure lol

    • @sarenhs4535
      @sarenhs4535 4 роки тому +9

      How tf do you want him to talk

    • @SoumilSahu
      @SoumilSahu 4 роки тому +37

      @@paulb3436 Imagine thinking Elon of all people appears cool while speaking. He's one of the most socially awkward public speakers out there

    • @jsm530
      @jsm530 4 роки тому +5

      @@SoumilSahu hes an ugly incel looking loser. I wish one genius actually had some morality. They are all reptilian.

  • @NoNakersAllowed
    @NoNakersAllowed 2 роки тому +33

    We need more engineers who think futuristically like Elon. The things he's working on now is a great start. Hopefully during my lifetime this will become a reality as well as most people owning fully electric cars then flying cars. I've always loved things in futuristic movies so I want this so bad.

    • @denysehutchuk6490
      @denysehutchuk6490 2 роки тому +3

      At what cost??? 🤔

    • @neuro1073
      @neuro1073 2 роки тому

      You probably also look like one of the sheep who would gladly take a dangerous implant into their brain like a fucking moron.

    • @ralphymorrison5573
      @ralphymorrison5573 Рік тому

      You build civilizations with engineers, and all we get is corrupt lawyers. Another reason I don't vote.

    • @jellyfam8649
      @jellyfam8649 Рік тому +1

      Flying cars will never be a thing we need or want cause of the potential danger

    • @leswilson224
      @leswilson224 Рік тому +4

      ​@JELLY FAM im sure folks said same about planes

  • @MikeOxsmall68
    @MikeOxsmall68 4 роки тому +757

    My guy said you can replay memories like a movie thats literally the concept of a black mirror episode

    • @ErikPeterson101
      @ErikPeterson101 4 роки тому +17

      dude that's what i always do xD

    • @azazelone905
      @azazelone905 4 роки тому +6

      Or “strange days”

    • @mitchuationnation426
      @mitchuationnation426 4 роки тому +13

      Brutha I think that's the whole concept of the show good lookings

    • @charleshazen5779
      @charleshazen5779 4 роки тому +23

      plot twist: black mirror is based on real life

    • @chipsahoy5011
      @chipsahoy5011 4 роки тому +12

      So your telling me....I can watch a whole ass porno?!?!

  • @sadmancho
    @sadmancho 4 роки тому +563

    Who else got Black Mirror vibes from this when he said you can record your memories then replay them?

    • @kobejordan5518
      @kobejordan5518 4 роки тому +45

      If you think about it people can already do that just tape a camera to your head and record all day.

    • @bakedpotatoe9679
      @bakedpotatoe9679 4 роки тому +6

      Pre programming you, so when it comes it’s not that much of a major shock.

    • @ogitchiidaapine8803
      @ogitchiidaapine8803 4 роки тому

      Simbeo

    • @arma1stsfod368
      @arma1stsfod368 4 роки тому +8

      Welp you saying you could watch your own porn an keep it on replay

    • @kobejordan5518
      @kobejordan5518 4 роки тому

      @@arma1stsfod368 Just keep the laptop open.

  • @xerixx
    @xerixx 4 роки тому +632

    Joe Rogan: asks if we’d still like camp fires after getting a computer put in our brain
    Elon: “I like camp fires”
    Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @regularjoe3658
      @regularjoe3658 4 роки тому +62

      I wouldnt be surprised if he has some type of neuralink chip already

    • @odkeyes
      @odkeyes 4 роки тому +25

      My thoughts exactly! i was just about to type that. Plus the face he made looked like an "oops" face

    • @keenanweind1780
      @keenanweind1780 4 роки тому +11

      He does sound strange; I thought he was high again...

    • @xLuckyLucas95x
      @xLuckyLucas95x 4 роки тому +2

      Hooooooh shiiiit

    • @BaronVonBielski
      @BaronVonBielski 4 роки тому +16

      Heidi LeeJade you’re absolutely bonkers. You think him pausing like every human does while in a conversation is evidence he has a chip? You must be able to create whatever theory you want by just watching two seconds of something because you clearly are methed up and think your thoughts are much smarter then they actually are. If he did have the chip, there’s no logical explanation why he would need to “reset” stop watching sci-fi movies

  • @jasonshiller5703
    @jasonshiller5703 Рік тому +30

    Elon blows my mind. Dude thinks out of the box 1000% of the time. He’s a smart cookie.

    • @newforce5699
      @newforce5699 11 місяців тому +7

      I think it is the opposite, i think he is thinking to much "inside of the box". And if you think this man is smart your not very smart 🐑💉

    • @heisenbergwhite1459
      @heisenbergwhite1459 9 місяців тому

      If neuralink makes blind people see, paralysied people walk and deaf people hear it could could be possible that the pope has to canonize him.
      The last guy doing this died 2000 years ago

    • @mjames3662
      @mjames3662 9 місяців тому +1

      Elon has a very limited understanding of what the actual smart cookies are doing at NeuraLink or Space X and even Tesla. His success has infinitely more to do with luck and deceptive marketing than intelligence. Essentially he's a "Fortunate Cookie"🥠. The Cybertruck is a perfect example of what happens when he's allowed in the kitchen. 👨‍🍳💩.... 🤦‍♂

    • @allisonambrocio4855
      @allisonambrocio4855 9 місяців тому

      He prolly has that implant in him.

    • @leddielive
      @leddielive 7 місяців тому +1

      @newforce
      Your comment alone suggests jealousy, envy & a moronic IQ level of 60 if you're lucky. How on Earth would you know anything at all of what Elons understanding of any of his multiple successful companies? I'm beginning to think you'd be an ideal neuro-link recipient, at least that way you'd gain some sort of desperately need higher intelligence! 😂🤣😂

  • @henryhassan2236
    @henryhassan2236 3 роки тому +874

    2030: How to Jailbreak your Neuralink

    • @yourdaddy.956
      @yourdaddy.956 3 роки тому +49

      Imagine in a thousand years a bunch of human skulls are missing a chunk of their skull and the civilization is scratching their heads like wtf where they thinking.. lol.

    • @jameskester217
      @jameskester217 3 роки тому +16

      Till you brick it on accident

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 3 роки тому +18

      Thank you all for coming to my lecture on Quark-gluon plasma.
      Two major questions will be answered here today:
      1. Where is the deconfinement offset as a function of temperature and chemical potentials?
      2. What is the function of relativistic heavy-ion...
      _Due to non-payment, your Neuralink subscription to advanced nuclear physics has been cancelled_
      ...err particles go brrr

    • @tf2er584
      @tf2er584 3 роки тому +8

      elonn musk make a hapiness brainchip releasing dopamine and hapiness into the human brain

    • @ilovemyweed24480
      @ilovemyweed24480 3 роки тому +3

      @@tf2er584 if only 🤔

  • @mattyb8752
    @mattyb8752 4 роки тому +559

    Elon musk talks like he’s been to the future and it’s killing him not to say so.

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 4 роки тому +14

      Not this again lol

    • @Cedvig
      @Cedvig 4 роки тому +48

      His species send a messenger here each 2000years or so, and as we all know the last one got crucified so he's pretty carefull on what he let us know haha

    • @TheTeckDudes
      @TheTeckDudes 4 роки тому +3

      DMT took him to the future 😂

    • @madbruv
      @madbruv 4 роки тому

      @@Cedvig yup

    • @asant90
      @asant90 4 роки тому +1

      Cool story bro dmt will not take you to the future.

  • @keepchamberstv
    @keepchamberstv 4 роки тому +515

    “Where does consciousnesses come from”
    Rogan: “I was watching this video of a monkey riding a motorcycle then it tried to steal a baby”

    • @love2fight205
      @love2fight205 4 роки тому +4

      What the hell 🤣😭😭💀

    • @tfranco3202
      @tfranco3202 4 роки тому +3

      That vid is hilarious

    • @f.t.w8645
      @f.t.w8645 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @AliPaia
      @AliPaia 4 роки тому +2

      The exact same part that killed me 😂

    • @xopha
      @xopha 4 роки тому +5

      www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf

  • @lukewo5067
    @lukewo5067 2 роки тому +22

    Just so you all know this will be great for people with serious issues. I could never see normal people doing this.
    They already do wire implant things for Parkinson disease with mixed results.
    But implanting things in your brain comes with serious risks and complications no sane fully functional person will do this.

    • @terriedavis2539
      @terriedavis2539 Рік тому +2

      This is not an good idea only for the blind people that would be willingly to get convinced to receive it, but this is what been talked about in the book of Revelation dealing with the mark of the beast. Means all those who get this Chip names are not written in the Lambs book of life

    • @styxrakash4639
      @styxrakash4639 Рік тому +2

      I know tons of young healthy people who are VR enthusiasts that are looking forward to this tech to advance far enough into the gaming industry

    • @jeanninehammond3775
      @jeanninehammond3775 Рік тому

      We're not talking about sane people. No SANE person would consider having part of their skull removed and be "wired up" for a symbiotic existence. Is Musk human???

    • @ktrump5882
      @ktrump5882 Рік тому +1

      Anyone think that we need to follow the scientific method and get this shit critiqued FIRST ?????

    • @6472275455
      @6472275455 9 місяців тому

      Yet!

  • @Hazezoe_
    @Hazezoe_ 4 роки тому +228

    2030 UA-cam tutorials:
    “How to install a VPN into your neuralink”

    • @ashleywoke8504
      @ashleywoke8504 4 роки тому

      Or who can jail break my neuralink 😂

  • @ohhaihaihaihai
    @ohhaihaihaihai 4 роки тому +2158

    Imagine getting Alzheimers with bad app update

    • @KOLDKINGKILLA
      @KOLDKINGKILLA 4 роки тому +211

      Imagine getting a malware💀 just start glitching out

    • @Uhg56
      @Uhg56 4 роки тому +240

      @@KOLDKINGKILLA imagine having your brain literally hacked and losing function in your limbs...

    • @mitchellsheppard2998
      @mitchellsheppard2998 4 роки тому +139

      Imagine seeing again
      Imagine walking and touching your lover.

    • @Uhg56
      @Uhg56 4 роки тому +124

      @@mitchellsheppard2998 Imagine someone taking that away because they feel like it. Computers and life support systems get hacked all the time in hospitals. If you're willing to put all your trust into some guy who's main goal is to make money you'll get what you deserve.

    • @KOLDKINGKILLA
      @KOLDKINGKILLA 4 роки тому +96

      Imagine the pop up ads tho😷 oh hell nah

  • @samiyalcntas2466
    @samiyalcntas2466 4 роки тому +495

    Everybody gangsta until they see Elon's phone has no fingerprints

    • @Pawqqit
      @Pawqqit 4 роки тому +6

      Sami Yalçıntaş he doesn’t have prints on his fingers, only explanation

    • @TeddyLovesBacon
      @TeddyLovesBacon 4 роки тому +3

      because he uses his tongue...

    • @christopherbyers7207
      @christopherbyers7207 4 роки тому +4

      Is he using the Bluetooth in his brain to control the phone maybe?

  • @MariaLopez-bf2jj
    @MariaLopez-bf2jj Рік тому +3

    Interesting, my specialists have been searching for answers regarding my condition. I suffer from brain damage to my frontal lobe. I was diagnosed with a movement disorder and my eyeballs continually jump up and down making it hard to focus. It’s so frustrating.
    Have a Blessed day y’all ❤

  • @andygriffiths9916
    @andygriffiths9916 4 роки тому +1400

    Rogan is secretly horrified, you can tell.

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy 4 роки тому +133

    Until we can get Google Translate to complete full sentences I think we should restrain on micro-chipping anyone's brain

    • @AZTigerMMA
      @AZTigerMMA 4 роки тому

      Haha spell check can’t figure close words maybe we cure the common cold first .... or covid 19/20

    • @alexanderchacon6690
      @alexanderchacon6690 4 роки тому

      Tom Scott made a video about language barriers for google translate. You should check it out on why sentences don’t make sense sometimes when translated.

    • @Professional.Bro.777
      @Professional.Bro.777 4 роки тому

      You are in almost every comment section i read, nice traps tho

    • @DannyBashy
      @DannyBashy 4 роки тому

      It’s mark of the beast

  • @mv1991
    @mv1991 4 роки тому +1209

    Joe was so proud of his ice fishing analogy

    • @tuckerjohnson4082
      @tuckerjohnson4082 3 роки тому +63

      I loved it, he felt so included

    • @the_spicegod
      @the_spicegod 3 роки тому

      @@janpietraszkiewicz9585 y66

    • @the_spicegod
      @the_spicegod 3 роки тому

      @@tuckerjohnson4082 y66⁶66⁶

    • @swoli1
      @swoli1 3 роки тому

      @@the_spicegod ý⅞5⁶ž7¾

    • @gbangerau
      @gbangerau 3 роки тому +16

      I think Joe likes when he can make Elon smirk at his silliness.

  • @DidiNicole
    @DidiNicole 22 дні тому +2

    It has a bluetooth and a battery and every hacker can get access to your brain 😂

  • @jackgaetz5444
    @jackgaetz5444 4 роки тому +479

    Neurolink is all fun in games until ur brain gets a amber alert at 3am

    • @SKSillSKSill
      @SKSillSKSill 4 роки тому +9

      Jack Gaetz
      😂 👍🏻 👌

    • @goodshorts
      @goodshorts 4 роки тому +19

      or a virus
      Believe in Jesus Christ of Nazareth for salvation, seek Him.
      Acts 4:12
      Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
      God loves you and offers a wonderful plan for your life
      All of us sin and our sin has separated us from God
      Jesus Christ is God's only provision for our sin. Through Him we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives
      We must individually receive Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord, then we can know and experience Gods love and plan for our lives

    • @KingPhilip_ULP
      @KingPhilip_ULP 4 роки тому +1

      🤦🏽‍♂️😆🤣

    • @cooper_h3r509
      @cooper_h3r509 4 роки тому +10

      goodshorts wtf are you on about

    • @Chitownkas
      @Chitownkas 4 роки тому +7

      @@cooper_h3r509 speaking facts your a lost soul who needs the help

  • @weststarr5911
    @weststarr5911 4 роки тому +639

    Elon named his kid that because he thought it had to be a username that wasn’t taken

    • @youwingmantube
      @youwingmantube 4 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @MSaleh-vy8rr
      @MSaleh-vy8rr 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Scradee
      @Scradee 4 роки тому +10

      How To Remember Your Passwords: A Book For Naming Children

    • @YouYou-tg7qe
      @YouYou-tg7qe 4 роки тому

      Well it is now x1000

    • @billybull7419
      @billybull7419 4 роки тому +1

      I see you also saw the meme on r/dankmemes

  • @realtaiter3991
    @realtaiter3991 4 роки тому +654

    Anyone else think Elon already has the thing in his head.

    • @LittleRainGames
      @LittleRainGames 4 роки тому +34

      No he talks slowly. Lets say average word length is 4 letters, and he speaks 3 words a second, thats only 96 bits per second.

    • @znom3455
      @znom3455 4 роки тому +13

      @@LittleRainGames the neuralink isn't currently able to enhance cognitive ability but it will certainly be a reality within the next few years

    • @realtaiter3991
      @realtaiter3991 4 роки тому +16

      LittleRainGames I don’t remember him saying anything about the speed at which you talk being altered? But I get it, your smart enough to figure out how many bits he is speaking. Congratulations.

    • @jameskeith7608
      @jameskeith7608 4 роки тому +29

      He is either a psychopath or an alien from somewhere else.just laughing at the masses.

    • @holaramirez
      @holaramirez 4 роки тому +1

      🤦‍♀️

  • @alexiacito
    @alexiacito 2 роки тому

    Talking to trees can be very entertaining when your spiritual channels are open. There are many dimensions beyond this third dimension physical reality which we can access naturally through purifying and uplifting these channels that we all hold within. We can already connect telepathically, it is our natural essence.

  • @kena7007
    @kena7007 4 роки тому +636

    I love how Joe laughs and Elon stays straight faced because he’s not joking.

    • @krylesangerbeaver
      @krylesangerbeaver 4 роки тому +15

      Elon got into a lot of shit last time he was on the podcast and smoked up. He probably wanted to stay straight faced and not slip up.

    • @MonkeyWrenching
      @MonkeyWrenching 4 роки тому +8

      Elon is on some altered carbon type shit

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 роки тому +13

      @krylesangerbeaver He “smoked” last time but he definitely didn’t get high. Not sure if a version 3.0 Muskbot even has working lungs yet 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @ThatYoungGuy4
      @ThatYoungGuy4 4 роки тому +3

      @@kevindube7096 'Muskbot Lmaooooooo

    • @kevinkane1405
      @kevinkane1405 4 роки тому +7

      Elon is always like that. Interviews always get awkward when someone makes a joke cause they say it, start laughing and then Elon has no reaction. I think he’s just too smart and elevated in state of mind to have a sense of humor

  • @elzify7440
    @elzify7440 4 роки тому +355

    everyone is mocking elon stuttering, he has to think carefully on the words he says as there are millions of people watching and if people get the wrong impression of the game changing experiments it could ruin everything hes built and could end up being condemned by the government for being to enhanced for our time period

    • @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834
      @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 4 роки тому +17

      He's stuttering because he held didn't create the technology and he very clearly doesn't understand how it works or what it even is. He called it "a thing that fixes everything wrong with the brain". It's obvious.

    • @wilfredooooo
      @wilfredooooo 4 роки тому +42

      Nikolas Shull that’s a very huge assumption lol

    • @dready529
      @dready529 4 роки тому +24

      @@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 no, I think he just stutters... y'know? like what 70 million people worldwide do?

    • @insidescuff
      @insidescuff 4 роки тому +9

      @@dready529its alot more than 70million lmao

    • @dready529
      @dready529 4 роки тому

      @@insidescuff I was talking abt adults

  • @DoubleOBond
    @DoubleOBond 4 роки тому +279

    Elon: There is no way to realistically assign a probability here.
    Joe: Right but roughly.

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 4 роки тому +4

      Roman he said exact probability

  • @DanielHill-y6p
    @DanielHill-y6p Рік тому +2

    They've had to test it on someone. Lots of homeless people in these major cities that no one would miss.🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @zacharybrooks4169
    @zacharybrooks4169 4 роки тому +365

    Joe: how do you implement this device
    Elon: Very carefully.
    ....enlightening

    • @Zer0cul0
      @Zer0cul0 4 роки тому +9

      Imagine if neuralink had a video describing the technology and new surgeon bot they are developing specifically for this procedure.

    • @claytonhaze8086
      @claytonhaze8086 4 роки тому +6

      His replys are short because he has a stutter. It's also why he takes a long pause after questions Joe asks. Gives him time to recite the words he's going to use so they come out less stuttered

    • @Pir-o
      @Pir-o 4 роки тому +2

      @TONY D why do you think its a scam? Its not like its a new concept. I've been hearing about this idea back in the 90s

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 4 роки тому

      We keep them comfortable!

    • @eleosone1706
      @eleosone1706 4 роки тому +1

      @@luisalonso959 the government is not involved

  • @Nag_camagoni
    @Nag_camagoni 4 роки тому +301

    Me : I'm hungry.
    My brain : Watch this 30 second ad on finger lickin good KFC chicken or skip ad for $9.99

  • @alwaysquestionyouropinions1119
    @alwaysquestionyouropinions1119 4 роки тому +1018

    Am I the only one that thinks this will be weaponized in the future?

    • @naturallyweird661
      @naturallyweird661 4 роки тому +96

      No no no dude everyone knows it will be that's why we don't want implants

    • @naturallyweird661
      @naturallyweird661 4 роки тому +108

      @3Odat's Lair okay dude go get yours 😂😂😂 I am not stopping you ... Be a test subjects for those of us who can wait a couple of years and see if there are no major incidents 😂😂😂

    • @debibarrington8348
      @debibarrington8348 4 роки тому +73

      Preparing the way for the anti christ ..STAY OUTTA MY BRAIN!!

    • @naturallyweird661
      @naturallyweird661 4 роки тому +15

      @Mman did I ever say no one should get it ... I only said I won't get it ...
      Would you get a spinal surgery even if everything is alright with you ..
      Same case here in medicine there is always little risk involved

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 4 роки тому +9

      Everybody thought it. The military most likely has it already for secret teams lol. I mean, who wouldn't want an edge over any enemy?

  • @NickC-Ohio
    @NickC-Ohio 2 роки тому +2

    7:58 I love hearing Jamie chuckle in the background

  • @grantbuller6353
    @grantbuller6353 4 роки тому +423

    It’s all fun and games till he executes order 66...

    • @damienonawave7736
      @damienonawave7736 4 роки тому +23

      🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.”
      ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13:18‬ ‭NLT‬‬
      “He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.”
      ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13:16‬ ‭NLT‬‬

    • @crypto2633
      @crypto2633 4 роки тому +10

      @Eli Bell it's all fun and game till your immune system tries kill itself now that it's 90%cyborg

    • @BOArdbmx
      @BOArdbmx 4 роки тому +11

      Bruh Elon just a man w money.. he doesn’t even know what he’s saying

    • @damienonawave7736
      @damienonawave7736 4 роки тому +4

      BOArdbmx yes he’s being used? Illuminati has a lot of power, if he doesn’t know what he’s saying how come you didn’t hear him speak on the current virus, or social distancing or anything relevant bro yet this is 5 days ago???? Bro trust me if someone has an agenda they can execute it while remaining on track

    • @messianicteachingspage
      @messianicteachingspage 4 роки тому +3

      @Eli Bell "quantom dot tatoo"? Maybe that one is proof that those hypermodern hypertechnological chips are all marks of the beast of the same palette? That's why I'm telling you - don't get the RFID chip

  • @adammacdomhnail2014
    @adammacdomhnail2014 4 роки тому +355

    2060: Mum I need to go to the hospital
    Mum: Why?
    *Me: i need to update my software*

    • @ljmzw
      @ljmzw 4 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @imnotmark3053
      @imnotmark3053 4 роки тому +6

      Larry Whiskeyjack Mum: No honey just plug you head into the computer

    • @Magnus_Corvus
      @Magnus_Corvus 4 роки тому

      @Jay Paltan Beat me to it

    • @tyronedeshaun7717
      @tyronedeshaun7717 4 роки тому +2

      An MRI would cause quite a painfully crazy death.

  • @johnwick3d
    @johnwick3d 4 роки тому +767

    He's stuttering because he has the prototype installed in his brain. Still buggy but made him smart af

    • @DavetheRaveDinkum
      @DavetheRaveDinkum 4 роки тому +18

      I reckon Joe got him blazed

    • @johnwick3d
      @johnwick3d 4 роки тому +8

      @@DavetheRaveDinkum nah, he was just puffin, not inhaling

    • @omniis_chillin5288
      @omniis_chillin5288 4 роки тому +23

      @KPW no one takes what you're saying. The dude made tesla into what it is he's smart bro

    • @SJtoTHE13
      @SJtoTHE13 4 роки тому +14

      @KPW he knows rocket science idk about that

    • @Flarps
      @Flarps 4 роки тому +6

      KPW Yeah and what do you do dude?😂

  • @basstester8220
    @basstester8220 Рік тому +5

    Remind's me of movie Upgrade from 2018

  • @NoName-gc9tu
    @NoName-gc9tu 4 роки тому +623

    Why arnt people going crazy about this???? This is insane!

    • @vegeta8169
      @vegeta8169 4 роки тому +64

      Because they buy into al the bs. Mark of the beast, and I am an atheïst.

    • @theflashdcuniverse
      @theflashdcuniverse 4 роки тому +18

      @@vegeta8169 you're a fake atheist, you have to believe in revelation which I do to say its mark of the beast

    • @vegeta8169
      @vegeta8169 4 роки тому +6

      @@theflashdcuniverse I just don't have to accept it😀.

    • @vegeta8169
      @vegeta8169 4 роки тому +6

      @Atma Grizzly I meant it is the mark of tbe beast and all the talk that its for the good of us is Bs

    • @alexmorgan2334
      @alexmorgan2334 4 роки тому +17

      dunno they are super paranoid people who ramble on about god and sheep or something.
      i am going to happily get the implant when it becomes publicly available since i have a lot of things that need fixing haha :p

  • @gregthegroove
    @gregthegroove 4 роки тому +1231

    Neuralink is literally the real-life start of a Black Mirror episode.

    • @mvpbtc
      @mvpbtc 4 роки тому +6

      Soooo truee mannnnn

    • @muhammadmujtaba1744
      @muhammadmujtaba1744 4 роки тому +10

      You're jist copy pasting what Elon said

    • @gregthegroove
      @gregthegroove 4 роки тому +13

      Muhammad Mujtaba Look at the time stamp Einstein. I said this BEFORE Elon even spoke those words at the press release.

    • @nelsongeada4930
      @nelsongeada4930 4 роки тому +1

      Witch one? The episode about likes?

    • @gregthegroove
      @gregthegroove 4 роки тому +5

      Nelson Geada No, one of the first ones about seeing your memories over again.

  • @goosebumper88
    @goosebumper88 4 роки тому +361

    Elon: * ponders the concept of conciousness *
    Joe: "I SAW A MONKEY ON A MOTORCYCLE KIDNAP A BABY"

    • @oqasho.
      @oqasho. 4 роки тому +7

      This is the theme for the entire video. Every concept Elon starts talking about Joe takes into a funny subject trying to extend the conversation into a much simpler concept.

    • @mr.anderson1454
      @mr.anderson1454 4 роки тому +3

      elon is an evil monster

    • @mjt1517
      @mjt1517 4 роки тому +2

      @@mr.anderson1454 no, he's not. If anything, he's going to be helping save humanity.

    • @mr.anderson1454
      @mr.anderson1454 4 роки тому +4

      @@mjt1517 if you call chipping all Americans saving humanity. wake up. lex Luther is not a good guy.

    • @skiptracer2988
      @skiptracer2988 4 роки тому

      Funny how conspiracy idiots say wake up, as if their crackpot nonsense is already proven reality.

  • @AIWs88
    @AIWs88 День тому

    ❤keep it up joe. Always learning. Thank you. Elon wakes us up for sure.

  • @NoNo-bw5cq
    @NoNo-bw5cq 4 роки тому +245

    Elon Musk : "all these things are electrical signals"
    Joe Rogan : "all these things are drugs"

    • @marp00n
      @marp00n 4 роки тому +2

      No No LMFAO

    • @crd7876
      @crd7876 4 роки тому

      Eddie Bravo: "all these things are conspiracies"

  • @marcellahayward4064
    @marcellahayward4064 4 роки тому +125

    Elon: it's optional
    Rogan: maniacally laughs

  • @michalmam3064
    @michalmam3064 4 роки тому +257

    I can see Joe was floating around one concept, but somehow never asked: "can you set it to stimulate brain to secrete more DMT?"

    • @guitarboy0211
      @guitarboy0211 4 роки тому +5

      hahahahaha I can almost imagine Joe doing that. He probably thought, man imagine what DMT trips would be like

    • @zakov4968
      @zakov4968 4 роки тому

      That way you might be able to remember more of the trip, idk

    • @michalmam3064
      @michalmam3064 4 роки тому

      @@zakov4968 i bet it would be illegal guys

  • @NoNakersAllowed
    @NoNakersAllowed 2 роки тому +7

    As a nurse I look forward to this being reality. I love anything to do with bioengineering, stem cells, growing organs etc. The only thing is the government will probably do everything in their power to prevent this from happening because essentially it's curative. They don't want cures they want lifelong dependence on treatment until you die.
    I assume the neuralink implant will work like neurotransmitters or in conjunction with them.
    I believe telepathy is achievable as well. We have similar thought processes. Mine however stops at the idea phase, his goes beyond that to actually understand how to make it a reality. He's so fascinating to me.

    • @thiskneegrow
      @thiskneegrow 2 роки тому

      Way too invasive. Too fantastical. Too expensive. We can’t even create a proper hand replacement.

    • @aurerixa6379
      @aurerixa6379 Рік тому

      I don't look forward to it at all. Obviously it won't help people. And if the device can control ones limbs what happens when someone gets that power to control it. It won't turn out good at all.

  • @blacktiger9866
    @blacktiger9866 4 роки тому +873

    Elon Musk is a "calm" version of a real life Tony Stark without the iron man suit (yet)

    • @harleypelligrin4993
      @harleypelligrin4993 4 роки тому

      🤣😭

    • @Splittechfeelings
      @Splittechfeelings 4 роки тому +26

      He doesn’t have the time to devote to building a suit. Cars/Spaceships/Neurolink. He’s building an militia he can control with his mind.

    • @markmason8383
      @markmason8383 4 роки тому +18

      How do people not see Elon musk is working with bill Gates and other evil billionaires with an agenda, his satellites aren't there for internet that's ridiculous, it's no coincidence that Gates wants to vaccinate the world and track everything we do, watch dr. Andrew Kaufman on Richie from Boston UA-cam channel

    • @marcuscarrow3938
      @marcuscarrow3938 4 роки тому +8

      Hes nothing like a real life tony stark, tony stark designed and built his own creations. Elon musk has ideas and pays other people to try to make them a reality.

    • @corykent7
      @corykent7 4 роки тому +27

      @@marcuscarrow3938 : Uum, not exactly true. With both Space X AND Tesla, he's the Chief Engineer. In other words, unlike Steve Jobs, who told his people what he wanted, and that they needed to figure how to do it, Musk actually designs these things himself. No, he may not be turning the wrenches and sodering all the little wires to the mother boards, but he does design everything WITH his team(s).

  • @eskimox6990
    @eskimox6990 4 роки тому +281

    No one:
    2030 millennial adverts: " is your weener limping? Get the neuralink 90 pro max today 30 % off now"

  • @Gidoza
    @Gidoza 4 роки тому +146

    Icke: They want us connected through AI.
    People: He's crazy.
    Elon: We will be able to connect people through AI.
    People: *applauds*

    • @stakamou9881
      @stakamou9881 4 роки тому +4

      Some people will love to try it. Thats the end...

    • @kisvke
      @kisvke 4 роки тому +4

      no applauds here

    • @karchkurrai4765
      @karchkurrai4765 4 роки тому +7

      This man is just a walking black mirror episode.

    • @jameswatson7409
      @jameswatson7409 4 роки тому +12

      David Icke was right about alot of things.

    • @redpillamerica
      @redpillamerica 4 роки тому +4

      I agree with you Julius.. people are blind.

  • @metanox1716
    @metanox1716 7 місяців тому

    7:01 it records and stores signals in the brain and then sends them to external devices, artificial eyes,legs etc

  • @bbob5050
    @bbob5050 4 роки тому +103

    Imagine you spend $6,000,000 on a neurolink chip and someone slaps a magnet on ur dome and it’s fried

    • @Petergonzalezcomedy
      @Petergonzalezcomedy 4 роки тому +13

      maybe if the neurolink is designed by a 12 year old

    • @damienfoster256
      @damienfoster256 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂🤯

    • @krisblaxter123
      @krisblaxter123 4 роки тому

      Imagine walking down the street and somebody pulls the trigger on you. It's also that easy we just have laws to regulate that.

  • @aaronbubby5
    @aaronbubby5 4 роки тому +642

    Its all fun n games till someone hacks your brain

    • @charleslasley5367
      @charleslasley5367 4 роки тому +17

      You really think you are bringing up something they havent thought about?

    • @BobbyDazzler888
      @BobbyDazzler888 4 роки тому +4

      @@charleslasley5367 he not talking to they

    • @charleslasley5367
      @charleslasley5367 4 роки тому +21

      @@ElmerGLue well elon is not the head on this project so his programming experience is of little consequence. He has a team of people he invested in. You are not breaking any type of ground here bud.

    • @espalorp3286
      @espalorp3286 4 роки тому

      You gain Brouzouf
      My legs are OK

    • @j6hillgmail
      @j6hillgmail 4 роки тому

      Too late.

  • @Redrived
    @Redrived 4 роки тому +638

    Joe: “so can you remove it”
    Elon: “yeah, you can totally take it out.”
    *Sarcastic smirk*

    • @toddymcgann6129
      @toddymcgann6129 4 роки тому +24

      Damnet he’s learned or should I say sequenced sarcasm

    • @toddymcgann6129
      @toddymcgann6129 4 роки тому +60

      M K I don’t think people who believe in cyber enhancements and being harmonious with AI care about the Bible haha

    • @maxwattage6631
      @maxwattage6631 4 роки тому +6

      That's what she said.

    • @toddymcgann6129
      @toddymcgann6129 4 роки тому +4

      Patrick Fenis Why would he smite me if I believe in his true form lol

    • @toddymcgann6129
      @toddymcgann6129 4 роки тому +3

      Patrick Fenis Damn well then I’m screwed

  • @cbreezy3347
    @cbreezy3347 2 роки тому +24

    “You wouldn’t even know somebody has it “. He definitely has it in his brain bro..

  • @ghostofinsanity666
    @ghostofinsanity666 4 роки тому +943

    Watching Elon musk's career is like the prologue of a dystopian novel.

    • @curismo5526
      @curismo5526 4 роки тому +6

      divergent haha

    • @waltertx.6020
      @waltertx.6020 4 роки тому +9

      Elons brain must vibrate on a higher level. But dreaming when I was young I thought the "Dick Tracy" watch telephone would never happen! Now we have it!
      E.M. saying "we are already a cyborg in a form'phones', our data rate is just too slow"
      It is true to a large extent. All this technology blows my mind 🤯🤔

    • @kevinharte3636
      @kevinharte3636 4 роки тому +5

      And we're in it!

    • @panther642
      @panther642 4 роки тому

      I am sayin

    • @stanmarsh912
      @stanmarsh912 4 роки тому +5

      I love dystopian future books. My favorite genre.. but yeah it really feels that way sometimes.

  • @khoaprod
    @khoaprod 4 роки тому +486

    lol imagine people start hacking other people’s brains

    • @atlas-3541
      @atlas-3541 4 роки тому +83

      I'd give my friends random boners

    • @kingbyrd.1512
      @kingbyrd.1512 4 роки тому +24

      @@atlas-3541 Lol. Dress up as a trap then give them a boner.

    • @creon3866
      @creon3866 4 роки тому +11

      This is basically Ghost in the shell. Watch the anime if you haven't already.

    • @jonaswild1153
      @jonaswild1153 4 роки тому +20

      Its already happening with all the media and other stuff that manipulates all of us just look at the lockdown stuff in america right now

    • @lkjslkdjfglkjsldkfjl
      @lkjslkdjfglkjsldkfjl 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah and holding your 5 senses as ransom for money

  • @williyg6969
    @williyg6969 4 роки тому +215

    Elon is directing a real life "Black Mirror" episode.

    • @jackster9785
      @jackster9785 4 роки тому +7

      williyg6969 I was thinking the same thinggggg !

    • @jasonzahnd1138
      @jasonzahnd1138 4 роки тому +1

      but one that isn't depressing

    • @CommissarVito
      @CommissarVito 4 роки тому +4

      Elon Musk is Black Mirror.

    • @lincolnward85
      @lincolnward85 4 роки тому +2

      I was literally getting ready to type that

    • @lincolnward85
      @lincolnward85 4 роки тому

      @@jasonzahnd1138 yet

  • @LitBubbaOfficial
    @LitBubbaOfficial 27 днів тому

    This sound like that man off Shark Tank 😂😂😂

  • @ienjo1kush352
    @ienjo1kush352 4 роки тому +263

    I feel like Elon musk probably already has clones of himself

    • @ThaaImmortal
      @ThaaImmortal 4 роки тому +25

      no wonder he can work on Neuralink and Tweet memes at the same time lol

    • @ienjo1kush352
      @ienjo1kush352 4 роки тому +1

      @@ThaaImmortal frrr lol

    • @andrewnorton5162
      @andrewnorton5162 4 роки тому +10

      This is one of his clones

    • @peterhill6080
      @peterhill6080 4 роки тому

      Hey

    • @goodboah1238
      @goodboah1238 4 роки тому +7

      Really the stutter is just an after effect of the cloning process

  • @blueface6069
    @blueface6069 4 роки тому +385

    *Is told about a device that cures mental defects*
    Joe: So how long are the wires?

    • @sinayemdiniso2761
      @sinayemdiniso2761 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 Bro

    • @sinayemdiniso2761
      @sinayemdiniso2761 4 роки тому +4

      When he said connect the chip to the nerves, I was like how long would that take & how? He asked how long are the wires 🙄🙄🙄 wtf

    • @barandbeyond3763
      @barandbeyond3763 4 роки тому

      I actually pmsl

  • @racheljackson2009
    @racheljackson2009 2 роки тому +5

    Imagine if we were all quite literally on the same wavelength!! 😳🤯🙀

    • @christinemclatchie
      @christinemclatchie Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @reapsgrimley
      @reapsgrimley Рік тому

      if this were the case I would already know what you do, late at nite , alone with your vibrator.....

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 4 роки тому +283

    Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to break into the studio wearing biker clothes

    • @maximeanselot3007
      @maximeanselot3007 4 роки тому +4

      Asta la Vista baby

    • @armchairquarterback2672
      @armchairquarterback2672 4 роки тому +7

      Elon Musk = Miles Dyson

    • @johnathan7258
      @johnathan7258 4 роки тому +8

      Joe Rogan come with me if you want to live Elon morphs into his true T2 form💀

    • @j6hillgmail
      @j6hillgmail 4 роки тому +3

      Skynet 2.0

    • @Errral
      @Errral 4 роки тому +2

      💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 then He bursts in the studio and yells at Rogan “Get to the choppa! “. after pumping a shotgun round into Elon. “

  • @-LastStand-
    @-LastStand- 4 роки тому +448

    *EMP goes off in the distance*
    Me: Y'all heard sumthin?
    Everyone with a neutral implant: *foaming at the mouth on the ground*

    • @ciriacovasquez711
      @ciriacovasquez711 4 роки тому +3

      Last Stand 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @limbermonkey
      @limbermonkey 4 роки тому +12

      I really hope theres some kind of safeguard 😬

    • @-LastStand-
      @-LastStand- 4 роки тому +26

      @@limbermonkey i treat it like how the PS4 and XboxOne first came out. Wait on it and let the morons burn their money on it. Then get it when it's marked down.
      Sounds asshole-ish, but it works for me.

    • @limbermonkey
      @limbermonkey 4 роки тому +3

      @@-LastStand- 😂 love that. That's basically what my uncle said when I asked him if he would ever get it

    • @chauncollins7616
      @chauncollins7616 4 роки тому

      Hugh Ropp you have a point!

  • @shnitzel69420
    @shnitzel69420 4 роки тому +422

    Elon: “i dont have a neurolink in my brain” Joe: “🤨”

    • @bayney08
      @bayney08 4 роки тому +21

      Who thinks Elon has already had an implant? The way he talks about the human ai interface and identifying himself as a robot/ai... makes you think

    • @JWu-jt7fz
      @JWu-jt7fz 4 роки тому +27

      A drug dealer never consumes

    • @expy8954
      @expy8954 4 роки тому +23

      @@JWu-jt7fz oh but they do xd. The phrase is "Never get high on your own supply" - R.I.P Biggie

    • @codmyzack
      @codmyzack 4 роки тому

      Who’s joe

    • @expy8954
      @expy8954 4 роки тому +8

      @@codmyzack Joe..mamma?

  • @yourascensionjourney3050
    @yourascensionjourney3050 2 роки тому +1

    My concern is can those that have them be controlled with them?

  • @bulenthasan
    @bulenthasan 4 роки тому +653

    And then all the clones get a message from Elon saying “Execute Order 66!”

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 роки тому +18

      Master Skywalker! What are we going to do?

    • @OlPalJoe
      @OlPalJoe 4 роки тому +9

      Let me tell you the tragedy of Darth Bigelow the wise

    • @ecognitio9605
      @ecognitio9605 4 роки тому +8

      "Buy a Tesla"

    • @lukago677
      @lukago677 4 роки тому +1

      Menaceblue3 ......awkward stare...... szooooom; i think thats how a lightsaber sounds.

    • @josephfox5172
      @josephfox5172 4 роки тому

      😂

  • @nate5124
    @nate5124 3 роки тому +826

    When you realise we're all going to be those old people that hate future technology.

    • @kaantax8666
      @kaantax8666 3 роки тому +48

      İ love tech so i'm not gonna be one

    • @xboxfanboy59
      @xboxfanboy59 3 роки тому +25

      @@kaantax8666 imma get one lmaoo

    • @screweduptx512
      @screweduptx512 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao TF how old are u

    • @jamjnr7391
      @jamjnr7391 3 роки тому +2

      Thats why our elders get upset when were online

    • @korn5308
      @korn5308 3 роки тому +14

      Shit im 34 im hardly online maybe an hr a day or a little longer i don't do social media or any of that sort also people should take some time away from it spend some time alone get to know ur self or ur loved ones better if u distance ur self from tv internet and majority of people for a little while u can read right threw them u can see peoples intentions easyer cuz ur not lost in moment and had time to think on ur own so u will be able to see people for what they r good or bad u will see it and sad to say i see alot of people that want the self and instant gratification they only think of them selfs its very sad there r good people to but it will make u apreciate them more and cast out the toxic ones cuz they will kist use u

  • @jakegaffney9032
    @jakegaffney9032 4 роки тому +229

    There was spounge bob epidsode about this were Patrick put on a different head and he got really smart and then realized he wanted to be dumb again and put his old scalp back on. Anyone remember that😂

  • @wesperkins1740
    @wesperkins1740 2 роки тому +31

    Seems to me, it would lead to risk a true take over of the human mind and body.

    • @tomasosman2066
      @tomasosman2066 2 роки тому +1

      U know the people that got it gonna be smarter and faster why wouldn’t u take it

    • @Fellow_Traveller1985
      @Fellow_Traveller1985 2 роки тому +1

      @@tomasosman2066 Moron.

    • @Fellow_Traveller1985
      @Fellow_Traveller1985 2 роки тому +1

      It already happened with the jab.

    • @terriedavis2539
      @terriedavis2539 Рік тому +1

      Yeah it would The Devil and his Angels

    • @GiRR007
      @GiRR007 Рік тому +1

      That risk has been a thing since humans have been ruling over other humans

  • @cyclonic8496
    @cyclonic8496 4 роки тому +314

    Then you’re gonna have people jail breaking these things and becoming gods.

    • @pontiffgoblin3200
      @pontiffgoblin3200 4 роки тому +47

      Theyll be able to turn creative mode on

    • @damienonawave7736
      @damienonawave7736 4 роки тому +13

      Juke Juked 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔X AE A-12 : [ (X=10 ..10-4(4May2020)=6], [AE = A 1st letter of alphabet , E 5th... 1+5 = 6], [ A-12, precursor of SR 71, 7-1= 6] . 666. The mark of the beast is on peoples Hands or Heads, Revelations 13, guess this chip will be substitute for VACCINES, since it’ll be done by next year. Elons kid is AI , the first AI child, the one that will get people to worship the image of the beast. Awaken yourselves👁 Jesus healed the sick and got them closer to god, ELON AND TECHNOLOGY WILL NOW HEAL YOU AND PUT YOU FURTHER FROM GOD because you got help off tech, it’s like getting prosthetic leg replacement as compared to Jesus healing your leg... it just hits different and the appreciation is different. “Wisdom is needed here. Let the one with understanding solve the meaning of the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666.”
      ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13:18‬ ‭NLT‬‬
      “He required everyone-small and great, rich and poor, free and slave-to be given a mark on the right hand or on the forehead.”
      ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13:16‬ ‭NLT‬‬

    • @cyclonic8496
      @cyclonic8496 4 роки тому +6

      @@damienonawave7736 well if it puts me further from God then I'll take it.

    • @damienonawave7736
      @damienonawave7736 4 роки тому +6

      Juke Juked okay sweet would you like a starbucks coffee and a cookie along your way sir, the tickets to eternal damnation aren’t expensive, just proceed 😇🤝

    • @cyclonic8496
      @cyclonic8496 4 роки тому +1

      @@damienonawave7736 Hells yeah I'll take a nice hot cup of coffee on my way to an eternity of partying

  • @RayRae559
    @RayRae559 4 роки тому +278

    I cant believe they're actually talking about this in such a nonchalant manner...

    • @peacan696969
      @peacan696969 4 роки тому +38

      That's because this is so far from reality it isn't funny.We don't have the ability to do this, our understanding of neurology just isn't there yet.
      Of course Elon doesn't generate more capital by telling you all the reasons his ideas aren't viable, he makes his money selling you on a concept whether its realistic or not.
      He's a salesman.

    • @js4187
      @js4187 4 роки тому +15

      @@peacan696969 100 % True . They barely have an understanding of the basics how the brain works .
      You're not going to stick one on INTEL's micro chips just haphazzardly into brain tissue and it just find its way around to where its needed .

    • @zRevol
      @zRevol 4 роки тому +18

      I’m such a nonchalant manner

    • @animefreak3010
      @animefreak3010 4 роки тому +9

      There's enough understanding to do what he's trying to accomplish with version one. Now what if they can save and learn from said version one? Give it 10years and 10different upgrades and we would probably know how to make artificial carbon copies of brains.

    • @ryanblack9107
      @ryanblack9107 4 роки тому +15

      It's pure evil.

  • @df4089
    @df4089 4 роки тому +412

    First step to a bio chip.
    “Execute order 66.”
    It will be done Lord Musk.

    • @commonsenseskeptic
      @commonsenseskeptic 4 роки тому +3

      If you'd like the introduction to the NeuraLink team we didn't get at the presser, and the major concerns about this concept, check out this two-part video series. This is definitely a case where the figurehead knows not of what he speaks:
      ua-cam.com/video/BvmA_gQ-95c/v-deo.html

    • @hans9862
      @hans9862 4 роки тому +3

      I know it sounds crazy, but Lord Musk sounds like a really interesting sith lord

    • @dirtydan9153
      @dirtydan9153 4 роки тому +7

      quite a coincidence how they wanna "vaccinate" the military first huh?

    • @josafatmunoz7921
      @josafatmunoz7921 4 роки тому

      It will be done my lord

    • @markshaver3814
      @markshaver3814 4 роки тому

      STAR WARS!!!!!

  • @hhhno3535
    @hhhno3535 10 місяців тому

    Elon has the power to change the human race and the world as a whole

  • @grim7148
    @grim7148 4 роки тому +394

    The way he talks it's like he already has it but is scared to open up about it

    • @GiancarloXmusic
      @GiancarloXmusic 4 роки тому +13

      I think during one of his interviews he said he already had one lol

    • @art-tb3um
      @art-tb3um 4 роки тому +6

      Bet they made the movie 'upgrade' for that

    • @MrFoofarew
      @MrFoofarew 4 роки тому

      GiancarloXmusic he said that he didn’t in the podcast, but who know lol

    • @RetroShark360
      @RetroShark360 4 роки тому

      @@GiancarloXmusic i believe he has two the first chil then the updated version that he said. Of course he's afraid 😅 don't you see how scary it is in America? People protesting the virus

    • @wokeup28
      @wokeup28 4 роки тому +1

      @@RetroShark360 yes but if people were to merge with ai then hopefully the thought process and information output would be substantial. Hell once realeased I'll probably get it and upgrade myself. You can't be afraid of progress, otherwise then you're(you is being used as a euphanism for john q public.) Just outdated.