MY FRIEND Guesses Steven Universe Characters

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  • @jonesfilms8892
    @jonesfilms8892  3 місяці тому +30

    Guys I made this in the 7th grade plz

  • @celestinebuendia
    @celestinebuendia 5 років тому +2201

    “He looks like a GREG.”
    “Either a child van person, or one of those SUPER SUPPORTIVE FATHERS.”

    • @MDreamerIsBi
      @MDreamerIsBi 5 років тому +221

      You see, it's hilarious because at one point in the series, Greg has to have asked the kids to get in the van. So technically, he is both.

    • @jrr493
      @jrr493 5 років тому +40

      Why is he both? 😂

    • @copper1206
      @copper1206 5 років тому +27

      Both

    • @Fantastic_Coder
      @Fantastic_Coder 5 років тому +7

      666 likes so I’m not liking 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

    • @Fantastic_Coder
      @Fantastic_Coder 5 років тому +5

      NOW WHO LIKED THE VIDEO

  • @otaku3OBSESSION
    @otaku3OBSESSION 5 років тому +3042

    16:20 “He looks like a Greg”
    Omlllll!!!

    • @Ruby-Doc
      @Ruby-Doc 5 років тому +361

      *_[she got everything about Greg on point!]_*

    • @skeletonwarrior9393
      @skeletonwarrior9393 5 років тому +186

      Is far as I’m concerned everything she said was pretty much accurate.

    • @bellablue8646
      @bellablue8646 5 років тому +60

      Van

    • @gabecube_8894
      @gabecube_8894 5 років тому +30

      Makes sense to me

    • @shining_zvezdy
      @shining_zvezdy 5 років тому +53

      *H e l o o k s l I k e a G r e g*

  • @boncawillywonka8626
    @boncawillywonka8626 3 роки тому +2659

    If someone can guess Greg's name, vehicle, and personality just by looking at his character, that must be a really good character design.

  • @madisonmeyers9804
    @madisonmeyers9804 3 роки тому +559

    "Is she a bad guy?"
    "No she only tried to kill steven."
    *shock*

    • @Mi-dm2ks
      @Mi-dm2ks Рік тому +32

      half of the characters be like

    • @twilightfuntime6631
      @twilightfuntime6631 11 місяців тому +3

      Time stamp?

    • @kaledsi
      @kaledsi 9 місяців тому +2

      @@twilightfuntime6631 24:57

    • @Doorbella1080
      @Doorbella1080 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Mi-dm2ks YEAH FR 😭

  • @talonsandtails501
    @talonsandtails501 5 років тому +1256

    “What do you think his purpose is?”
    “To exist”
    No that’s onion

  • @confusion3909
    @confusion3909 5 років тому +3137

    **shows friend how steven looks like now**
    friend when she sees him: *“hE HaS a NeCk!“*

    • @beatrootowo8145
      @beatrootowo8145 5 років тому +139

      Yellow diamond would be proud.

    • @grigormilov5771
      @grigormilov5771 5 років тому +35

      Btw that was the first thing i noticed when i saw his new look (the second was the blue shirt )

    • @Vekcrazah
      @Vekcrazah 5 років тому +20

      Grigor Milov pretty sure everyone did... Neck, shirt, jacket, then the voice if they heard the trailer too

    • @lexxy6305
      @lexxy6305 5 років тому +7

      omg my little brother

    • @asuiismylittleponysbiggest38
      @asuiismylittleponysbiggest38 5 років тому +2

      My friend too

  • @_potatobag
    @_potatobag 5 років тому +1130

    “Doesn’t she have OCD?”
    Best first impression of Pearl. EVER.

  • @isabelgoldschmidt205
    @isabelgoldschmidt205 3 роки тому +359

    Them: they wouldnt put split personality disorder in a kids show.
    Steven talking to rebecca: AM I PINK DIAMOND OR TRAUMATIZED??
    Rebecca talking to steven: *yes*

  • @jandellinger7790
    @jandellinger7790 5 років тому +925

    Garnet: The responsible one
    Flashbacks: The children are playing with swords, sorry playing with swords. oh no they are bleeding. oh no, they are dead.
    Yes

  • @Proj3ta
    @Proj3ta 5 років тому +609

    "What is Steven's purpose?"
    "Exist"
    *Well... You're not wrong.*

  • @fantasticalfox
    @fantasticalfox 5 років тому +13778

    jasper has no gender only rage

  • @viperblitz4640
    @viperblitz4640 3 роки тому +91

    Looks at Greg
    Her
    "Looks like a Greg. Has a van
    Supportive."
    Wow character design for the win
    Btw
    When lapis made her name Bob it was a reference to when Steven said no prob Bob

  • @EnderKL
    @EnderKL 5 років тому +1046

    HOW DID SHE KNOW GREG PERFECTLY WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHO HE IS
    His name is Greg
    He has a van
    He is Steven’s dad
    He is really supportive

    • @NecroTitan
      @NecroTitan 4 роки тому +9

      if not the super supportive part he could have been a child kidnapper

    • @yepthatisme4369
      @yepthatisme4369 4 роки тому +21

      CountRising MoonStar because Greg is the best character (besides spinel) in steven universe.

    • @devvydoesstuff
      @devvydoesstuff 4 роки тому +6

      The anything show 2 besides peridot and spinel

    • @Mrgeoffox
      @Mrgeoffox 4 роки тому +21

      Somehow everybody just manages to guess greg. They made the ultimate Greg

    • @borisdawelfreacts3092
      @borisdawelfreacts3092 4 роки тому +2

      𝕄𝔼!!!

  • @Sammy_The_Umbreon
    @Sammy_The_Umbreon 5 років тому +9240

    Ah yes. My favourite Diamond.
    Dr Phil.

    • @cocoloco6060
      @cocoloco6060 5 років тому +145

      *omg same!*

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 5 років тому +202

      *Solves all your problems. Even in fanfiction*

    • @crustytuna295
      @crustytuna295 5 років тому +30

      Yes mine to tresdapuku miso arias then laxity Osaka o I rhi

    • @gothlennon3147
      @gothlennon3147 5 років тому +11

      300th like!

    • @missasteroids
      @missasteroids 5 років тому +27

      *Female Dr.Phil*

  • @lakendrickclancy2831
    @lakendrickclancy2831 5 років тому +2682

    *looks at lapis lazuli*
    First thought: *MINECRAFT*

    • @dangreen3868
      @dangreen3868 5 років тому +28

      Honestly, same

    • @Rabid_Nationalist
      @Rabid_Nationalist 5 років тому +2

      ????

    • @Rabid_Nationalist
      @Rabid_Nationalist 5 років тому +1

      ????
      ??????
      ??????
      ??????

    • @fffernsw4dl539
      @fffernsw4dl539 5 років тому +4

      Glorious pfp. Lets all celebrate that pfp by eating 'literally everything free' cookies😂👌

    • @aienma6660
      @aienma6660 5 років тому +15

      There a Steven Universe mincraft pack

  • @placid.max0
    @placid.max0 3 роки тому +98

    her: *looks at rainbow quartz 2.0* "this is pearl and steven combined. wait no this is lapis and steven combined."
    me: "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

  • @gachadestiny8247
    @gachadestiny8247 5 років тому +665

    "So whats her name?"
    "Emo Lapis"
    Me : "Isn't Lapis already emo?"

  • @AARonGo333
    @AARonGo333 5 років тому +1611

    27:46 - I have no idea who this is
    Me - Your new best friend Spinel!!!

    • @tiffanylow5694
      @tiffanylow5694 5 років тому +39

      A_A_Ron 333 INJOY DA FRIEND DAT WHEN U LEAVE HER BEHIND WILL KILL YOU AND DISTROY UR PLANET LOL BYE -yellow,blue, white

    • @shining_zvezdy
      @shining_zvezdy 5 років тому +28

      MY GAL SPINELLLL

    • @Ales9004
      @Ales9004 5 років тому +8

      Ok

    • @johnr9612
      @johnr9612 5 років тому +15

      Gee it's swell I found this

    • @KamieShortie
      @KamieShortie 5 років тому +13

      ( Let’s take a look at the menagerie
      You must be amethyst and you must be Garnet and pink diamonds pearl
      she took you with her is it that just swell ) Pearl: it can’t be ( it can be and it is I got a new style and a few new toys that will put a end to you HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!! )

  • @Drawmatic
    @Drawmatic 4 роки тому +904

    “Garnet is the mom.”
    “Hello? This is Mom Universe.”

    • @spaghetts
      @spaghetts 4 роки тому +81

      The children are playing swords, sorry playing with swords oh no they are dead dont call again

    • @jhiolaithannono8117
      @jhiolaithannono8117 4 роки тому +37

      Berd_rawr_draw 1 The Children Are Playing Swords Sorry Playing With Swords Oh No They Are Bleeding Now There Dead Don’t Call Again.

    • @acarelessyandere2710
      @acarelessyandere2710 4 роки тому +5

      Ahaha

    • @randomfandoms6769
      @randomfandoms6769 4 роки тому +8

      oh no, they are dead

    • @Anyonelsebut_you
      @Anyonelsebut_you 4 роки тому +6

      Don’t call again

  • @sIeepykai
    @sIeepykai 3 роки тому +71

    Garnet: the ''responsible'' one
    Me remembering an episode:
    Connies parent asking what are they doing?
    Garnet reply they are playing with sword oh no they bleed oh and they are dead dont ever call this number again
    'Hung up'

  • @m4sukii
    @m4sukii 5 років тому +920

    *first thought on lapis la-zoo-li:*
    *minecraft*

  • @stikk_bugg
    @stikk_bugg 5 років тому +820

    "Spiders have six legs right?"
    Spider: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 роки тому +891

    " He looks like a Greg. "
    Me: Good thing he is one.

  • @danielcooper3332
    @danielcooper3332 3 роки тому +199

    "Emo Lapis"
    Regular Lapis is emo enough.

  • @josephusmosquera6585
    @josephusmosquera6585 5 років тому +563

    Stevonnie: "It's his girlfriend and him combined"
    Lmaooo sis we wish

    • @ItsNether.
      @ItsNether. 5 років тому +22

      LUSTROUS M0N well, have ya seen her kiss him in the movie, that ship is goin places

    • @Jroobelucios
      @Jroobelucios 5 років тому +3

      Uuhhh... I think I'm miss it a joke here...

    • @zeldachocobo
      @zeldachocobo 5 років тому +13

      we got the little kiss on the cheek in the movie... but i want a real one dangit

    • @galaxygoop
      @galaxygoop 5 років тому +2

      OhLookItsZeldie don’t think they can do that considering they’re miNORS

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 5 років тому +3

      Sssssssssssssh they're dating

  • @Kiwiqwp
    @Kiwiqwp 4 роки тому +349

    I died laughing when she was like "black pearl" "no it's white pearl" ......"WAT U MEAN?!?!?!"

    • @EvilBandeez
      @EvilBandeez 4 роки тому

      Maybe shes color blind??????

    • @mariroosta7767
      @mariroosta7767 4 роки тому

      I burst it out laughing when she called Obsidian Moana

    • @TaylahCookie
      @TaylahCookie 4 роки тому

      Well white pearl does have black on her 😂

    • @TaylahCookie
      @TaylahCookie 4 роки тому +1

      And she’s not white pearl she’s still pink’s pearl because white diamond used her eyes on pink’s pearl 😑

  • @quittingsostopaskingmenott51
    @quittingsostopaskingmenott51 5 років тому +503

    So like what is his purpose in the show?
    *to exist*

  • @placid.max0
    @placid.max0 3 роки тому +54

    “Constantly Confused Ruby”
    “Yes”

  • @jett9631
    @jett9631 4 роки тому +322

    “She’s short and annoying!”
    Peridot:You clod!

  • @justinchong2465
    @justinchong2465 5 років тому +2163

    Obsidian = Moana
    Bismuth = Maui
    😂😂😂
    Blue diamond = Nun

  • @burninminion3123
    @burninminion3123 4 роки тому +346

    Name: Emo Lapis
    Me: *Bold of you to assume Lapis wasn’t emo in the first place.*

  • @TheChocolateAngel72
    @TheChocolateAngel72 3 роки тому +25

    I mean, Sardonyx has her feet in fourth position . It’s a ballet/jazz reference which is what Sardonyx’ character is based on. Jazzy Broadway vibes

  • @purinpurinpurinpurin_
    @purinpurinpurinpurin_ 5 років тому +620

    “She’s the responsible mom”
    Garnet:Hello this is Mom universe
    They are playing swords
    I mean playing with swords
    Oh no they are bleeding
    Oh no they’re dead
    Don’t call again

  • @bellalikestoanimate1300
    @bellalikestoanimate1300 5 років тому +708

    “His personality, what do you think his purpose is in the show?”
    “To exist”
    I mean, she’s not wrong...

  • @rory..boryyy
    @rory..boryyy 4 роки тому +627

    "he looks like a greg"
    I-

  • @Luna-eclipse707
    @Luna-eclipse707 3 роки тому +23

    Friend: She's evil
    Garnet and Pearl: We'll get you in your sleep

  • @cultkitties
    @cultkitties 5 років тому +536

    19:28
    *yes, yellow diamond Is now my idol, brendon urie.*

    • @tkosleftwristband
      @tkosleftwristband 5 років тому +2

      Wheeze

    • @chemicalskeletn6436
      @chemicalskeletn6436 5 років тому +1

      I can't breath lmao

    • @Blackmello
      @Blackmello 5 років тому

      Hey crewniverse, hate to do this to you but I want to share something great I did recently with all of you and that's this video. I essentially remixed some SU music and it sounds really really good! And I know y'all hate that self promo stuff but please listen to some and tell me what I could do to improve the remixes and all, there's other content you could check out but I want you guys to mainly listen to the remix! Thank you! Byeee!!
      Link: ua-cam.com/video/Fc-UDxNVj9Q/v-deo.html

  • @spaghetts
    @spaghetts 4 роки тому +199

    garnet: responsible
    The children are playing swords sorry playing with swords oh no they are bleeding oh no they are dead don't call again

  • @cloudydazeeee
    @cloudydazeeee 4 роки тому +505

    “Can you think of better names than both of their names combined?”
    Stevonnie and Steg: *am i a joke to you?*

  • @MDreamerIsBi
    @MDreamerIsBi 3 роки тому +20

    Friend: He's like "Hey kids! Wanna get in my van?"
    I fucking disintegrated.

  • @Scififan926
    @Scififan926 5 років тому +295

    “Which one is Ruby?"
    You're evil, sir

  • @eduardorebolledojr1487
    @eduardorebolledojr1487 5 років тому +331

    1.Ruby
    2.Flay boy ruby
    3.super person ruby
    4.meanie penie ruby
    5.constantly confused ruby
    6.pirate ruby

  • @Jesywilks
    @Jesywilks 4 роки тому +253

    *Sapphire has entered the chat*
    “UH SHE’S UH DIAMOND!”
    Blue Diamond: Excuse you-

    • @valentinoissohot
      @valentinoissohot 4 роки тому +4

      @Shrek Martian dOeS tHat mAtTer-

    • @wassgood5653
      @wassgood5653 4 роки тому +4

      @@valentinoissohot yes, sapphires kinda look like miny blue diamonds that's why there rare with a flying ability and seeing into the future and are guarded by ruby guards and a Hollyblue even called her a your clarity

    • @truul33hrs
      @truul33hrs 4 роки тому +2

      XD she's my favorite diamond

    • @renhanabiii
      @renhanabiii 4 роки тому +1

      I like saph more than blue tbh my apologies my diamond

    • @renhanabiii
      @renhanabiii 4 роки тому +2

      My birthstone is sapphire

  • @Pizzadippedinpepsi123
    @Pizzadippedinpepsi123 3 роки тому +20

    I love how whenever a character looks like connie she's like: *T* *O* *N* *N* *Y*

  • @dyslexyckid6396
    @dyslexyckid6396 5 років тому +496

    All the rubys names
    1.Ruby
    2.Ruby
    3.Ruby
    4.Ruby
    5.Ruby
    6.Ruby

  • @Ruby-Doc
    @Ruby-Doc 5 років тому +784

    *_[wai-did she jus-wha-did... DID SHE JUST CALL ME "SUPER PERSON RUBY"!?!..._*
    *_I... I love it!]_*

    • @mettapeachhead2076
      @mettapeachhead2076 5 років тому +62

      You're everywhere on steven universe content

    • @shirleysia5329
      @shirleysia5329 5 років тому +12

      @@mettapeachhead2076 IKR

    • @Lemon-yp5ed
      @Lemon-yp5ed 5 років тому +30

      Ruby, you're the Justin Y. of Steven Universe content.

    • @ayden9003
      @ayden9003 5 років тому +4

      @@Lemon-yp5ed Hey, that's what I said on Ruby's discussion tab!

    • @heycaz
      @heycaz 5 років тому +6

      *roleplaying in youtube*

  • @JasTheMansmells
    @JasTheMansmells 4 роки тому +390

    "Which one is Ruby?"
    that's the evilest thing i can imagine

  • @smae98
    @smae98 3 роки тому +29

    *shows Connie*
    “Who’s this?”
    “ÆU”

  • @hecate000
    @hecate000 5 років тому +532

    Little did she know, Lapis is already emo.

  • @Vexxed_MC
    @Vexxed_MC 5 років тому +515

    "I respect her if she eats, even if she doesn't have to."
    YeS

  • @frostypop934
    @frostypop934 5 років тому +380

    Sardonyx is 35% upper torso 65% *LEGG*

  • @snowdropsstudio711
    @snowdropsstudio711 Рік тому +7

    Greg doesn't drive random kids without knowing who they are, Greg drives his ban into people's heart

  • @normallemon7280
    @normallemon7280 5 років тому +334

    Sapphire is not blind, shes the exact opposite of it. To the point where she can see things no one else can.

  • @evtheweirdo5426
    @evtheweirdo5426 5 років тому +150

    5:25
    "I'm gonna steal all your... babies"
    -has vivid flashback of the watermelon Steven sacrifices-

  • @idyll.ic1jrch799
    @idyll.ic1jrch799 4 роки тому +161

    "What do you think of the gender?"
    "It's a shhhhhhhoe"
    Ah yes I'm attracted to shoe

    • @gwynJo
      @gwynJo 4 роки тому +1

      Your attracted to jasper?

    • @YfagetP
      @YfagetP 4 роки тому +1

      shoeeeeeeeee YEEEEEEEeeeeeEeeEeeEeEEeeeEEeEEEeeeeeeEEeEEEEeS

  • @NarinsCreativeCorner
    @NarinsCreativeCorner 3 роки тому +97

    So when the girl mentioned that Opal was her birthstone, I decided to look up mine from August. And turns out there are 3!! Sardonyx Peridot and Spinel.😆

  • @judgechacon4399
    @judgechacon4399 5 років тому +787

    when friend see’s movie: *_sTeVEn hAS a nECk!_*

  • @rainedits
    @rainedits 5 років тому +255

    "We don't know her name yet."
    *the movie comes out*
    "HI I'M SpINEL"

    • @thefoolwhoflew
      @thefoolwhoflew 5 років тому +10

      Nah
      She's the loser of the game they didn't know that they were playing

    • @hientranthu4305
      @hientranthu4305 5 років тому +2

      spinel:who i'm i,who i'm i what you even saying i'm the loser of the game they didn't khow that they were playing
      the lyrics from *OTHER FRIEND*

    • @hientranthu4305
      @hientranthu4305 5 років тому +1

      @@thefoolwhoflew good one :))

    • @lioncatsu
      @lioncatsu 5 років тому +1

      If spinel saw this vid (spinel) WHO AM I WHO AM I WHAT ARE U EVEN SAYINGHHHH SCREEEE

    • @running_faster6257
      @running_faster6257 5 років тому

      Meat B E A T

  • @taedashi6076
    @taedashi6076 5 років тому +1448

    Her friend: lapiz la-ZOO-li
    Me : *laughing till i die*

    • @audreyh.8284
      @audreyh.8284 5 років тому +22

      Tbh that's what I thought it was before I watched the show

    • @otaku3OBSESSION
      @otaku3OBSESSION 5 років тому +21

      That’s how i used to say it when i played minecraft

    • @audreyh.8284
      @audreyh.8284 5 років тому +6

      Otaku Obsession same

    • @ladylynx9891
      @ladylynx9891 5 років тому +17

      That's the right pronounciation in several languages tho

    • @mariomanuel3639
      @mariomanuel3639 5 років тому

      It's laps lazili

  • @xsaphire1654
    @xsaphire1654 2 роки тому +6

    “he looks like a greg” BRO THAT GUESSING SKILLS ON POINT THERE

  • @notastra4316
    @notastra4316 4 роки тому +414

    “They’ll definitely put that in a kids show”
    Steven universe future: *steven having 20 mental breakdowns at once*

    • @tracejewles8875
      @tracejewles8875 4 роки тому +4

      They will sound like- dies

    • @PeachezAFruit
      @PeachezAFruit 4 роки тому +1

      i'M fine im fine im fine

    • @breanne923
      @breanne923 4 роки тому

      Steven universe future was a disappointment. Why

    • @gacha_puppie_lover9172
      @gacha_puppie_lover9172 4 роки тому +1

      @@breanne923 IT WAS THE BEST SERIES TO EVER HAPPEN (on my opinion) SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT CHU TALKING ABOUT

    • @breanne923
      @breanne923 4 роки тому +1

      @@gacha_puppie_lover9172 Steven universe was GREAT but Steven universe future was a rush just to give fans something

  • @brokenbeing13
    @brokenbeing13 5 років тому +1483

    Ah yes the great diamond authority
    Punk Rocker
    Nun
    Brendon Urie
    and Female Doctor Phil
    Edit: wow this blew up huh

  • @EruseanPug
    @EruseanPug 5 років тому +224

    Marissa: Tonnie.
    Connie: **Tear runs down eye**

    • @kio_.
      @kio_. 5 років тому +1

      Marissa that's rude to connie

    • @mistapo
      @mistapo 5 років тому +9

      *T o n n i e*
      I felt that

    • @shandolynwright
      @shandolynwright Рік тому

      Just one letter off

    • @givekirigirilove
      @givekirigirilove Рік тому

      I was screaming when Marissa said that

  • @charlie981
    @charlie981 3 роки тому +20

    "I bet shes a bad guy" me: nope she a fusion of garnet and pearl

  • @aydenotten2007
    @aydenotten2007 5 років тому +217

    “Who do you think Diamonds purpose and personality is?
    “She’s blind”
    “What else”
    “ShE iS bLiNd”

    • @zooleader7403
      @zooleader7403 5 років тому +5

      "or"
      BlInDiNg

    • @garagegaming5200
      @garagegaming5200 5 років тому +1

      Zoo Leader No.. just No...

    • @kio_.
      @kio_. 5 років тому +1

      RUDE BEING RUDE TO HER SHE HAS ONEE EEEEEEYEEEE

    • @kio_.
      @kio_. 5 років тому +1

      OOONE

    • @kindanothere1321
      @kindanothere1321 5 років тому +1

      Ayden Otten
      -doesn’t she have a significant other and she’s blue and blind
      -Blue?
      -AND BLIND!!!

  • @crydollz
    @crydollz 5 років тому +533

    Friend : isn’t her name Tonnie?
    Connie: *am I a joke to u*

  • @iulia9734
    @iulia9734 5 років тому +158

    The characters in this show have gemstone names...
    Your friend... DANCE MOM!

    • @WHATTHEFUCK-d9h
      @WHATTHEFUCK-d9h 5 років тому +6

      Your new best friend, DANCE MOM!

    • @caeleyturner4870
      @caeleyturner4870 5 років тому +1

      @@WHATTHEFUCK-d9h no its your best friend...
      SPINEL

    • @WHATTHEFUCK-d9h
      @WHATTHEFUCK-d9h 5 років тому

      @Hi I'm not Steve Yeah no dip I was making a joke

    • @WHATTHEFUCK-d9h
      @WHATTHEFUCK-d9h 5 років тому

      @Hi I'm not Steve
      Yeah no dip I was making a joke

  • @BrownGirl001
    @BrownGirl001 3 роки тому +30

    2:11 That image of Connie crying cracked me up- 🤣

    • @dacianaaa
      @dacianaaa 3 роки тому +4

      the sister: spider person
      malachite: AM I A FU**ING JOKE TO YOU WOMAN

    • @FWL360
      @FWL360 Рік тому +1

      Same😂

  • @rustycottoncandy
    @rustycottoncandy 4 роки тому +180

    "My Diamond. My blue, short, unpersonality and blind Diamond"

  • @artzyinstinct6593
    @artzyinstinct6593 5 років тому +201

    Technically greg does tell steven and connie to get in his van to drive them around and is super supportive of Steven so she got greg spot on

  • @LowIntSpecimen
    @LowIntSpecimen 5 років тому +323

    "He looks like a Greg"
    hmmm
    "He's like that really supportive dad"
    *hmmmmm*

    • @XtraDizzy
      @XtraDizzy 5 років тому +3

      He does, In fact, look default enough to be named Greg

    • @panickbee
      @panickbee 5 років тому

      dAT vAN

    • @littlereapergirl7211
      @littlereapergirl7211 5 років тому +1

      ITS GEAG

    • @iconvii
      @iconvii 5 років тому

      “Hey kids wanna COME IN MY VAN”

    • @id10cyy
      @id10cyy 5 років тому

      Christiana Taylor
      no it’s *gerg*

  • @liviilazii7679
    @liviilazii7679 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you for taking the time to create this! It was so wholesome and great fun to enjoy! It was like I was there!

  • @graveyardgnome
    @graveyardgnome 5 років тому +210

    6:12 - In the Portuguese dub they actually named Eyeball "Pirate" ("Pirata"), so that is pretty funny.

    • @yall_girl_eve
      @yall_girl_eve 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, I laughed a lot when she said this

    • @nirubaru
      @nirubaru 5 років тому +2

      PT-PT? I can't remember if Eyeball Ruby is Pirata in Brazil too, but I can remember a little, and I guess it's... Olhuda?
      help

    • @graveyardgnome
      @graveyardgnome 5 років тому +1

      @@nirubaru I just checkd - Steven calls her both "Olho" and "Olhinho" in the Brazilian dub of Back To The Moon. He calls her "Olho" in Bubbled. "Olho" again in The Trial.

    • @miguelbarreiros5564
      @miguelbarreiros5564 5 років тому +1

      I'm portuguese and you are right her names in portuguese is pirata

  • @kymarek307
    @kymarek307 4 роки тому +389

    Why is nobody talking about how SPOT ON GREG WAS

  • @arinnoo
    @arinnoo 5 років тому +480

    Steven: The childish one
    Pearl: The half mom
    Garnet: The mom
    Amethyst: The other childish one
    Lapis: Bob
    Peridot: Green dorito

    • @kanna555
      @kanna555 5 років тому +21

      Hotel : trivogo

    • @arinnoo
      @arinnoo 5 років тому +5

      @@kanna555 yes

    • @jerhald3253
      @jerhald3253 5 років тому +11

      Greg: CALL THE POLICE

    • @Flowerboi145
      @Flowerboi145 5 років тому +11

      Bismuth: extremely *_swole_* mom

    • @cheshireterror624
      @cheshireterror624 5 років тому +12

      Jasper: cheetos
      Proper term for pearl: bird mom

  • @WeiRd0_M3L0N
    @WeiRd0_M3L0N Рік тому +1

    I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED WHEN YOU GOT EVERTHING SBOUT GREG CORRECT HES SUPPORTIVE AND HAS A VAN.

  • @SoapyWater813
    @SoapyWater813 5 років тому +541

    *shows Connie*
    Marissa: Isn’t her name Tonnie?
    Me: *snert*
    EDIT: woah, that’s a lot of likes

  • @ransherman1611
    @ransherman1611 5 років тому +85

    she just expertly guessed "yellow pearl" then gave her blue pearl's personality xD

  • @garnetg.4720
    @garnetg.4720 5 років тому +485

    Friend: "Doesn't she have OCD?"
    Me: No, she has depression.

    • @btd5ninja64
      @btd5ninja64 5 років тому +13

      no the one with depression is lapis

    • @pjfloofy
      @pjfloofy 5 років тому +10

      @@btd5ninja64 and then there is Peridot that either increases Lapis's depression (Jasper was the cause of her depression) or helps her with it at time she thinks is right for her, and im not talking about Lapis, i mean Peridot's timing..

    • @nessme1
      @nessme1 5 років тому +2

      btd5 ninja oh yeah also Steven now has depression

    • @newttella
      @newttella 5 років тому +3

      @@btd5ninja64 nah i think lapis just has trust issue and trauma

    • @idkwhattoputfornowgimmeide9063
      @idkwhattoputfornowgimmeide9063 5 років тому

      XDDD this had me dead also im the 100th like :3

  • @liviilazii7679
    @liviilazii7679 3 роки тому +1

    Awww your friend thanking me for watching your video all the way through aw thank you! Thank you both for being such awesome jam buds!

  • @minecraftboi8067
    @minecraftboi8067 5 років тому +116

    whats his purpose
    (to exist)
    TOP 10 PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN EINSTEIN

    • @minecraftboi8067
      @minecraftboi8067 5 років тому

      @Empathy Animates what

    • @mofukitt
      @mofukitt 5 років тому

      *slaps so hard they drop faster than the speed of sound*

  • @user-pj7yw1sb6d
    @user-pj7yw1sb6d 4 роки тому +317

    THE FACT THAT SHE STRAIGHT UP DECIDED HE WAS GREG WITHOUT KNOWING-

  • @lunarsilk9516
    @lunarsilk9516 5 років тому +155

    * says Jasper is ugly *
    *This user would like to know your location*

    • @emi-ne1kv
      @emi-ne1kv 5 років тому

      Lunar Silk wait are you on SU amino

    • @lunarsilk9516
      @lunarsilk9516 5 років тому

      @@emi-ne1kv Yes I am!

    • @emi-ne1kv
      @emi-ne1kv 5 років тому

      Lunar Silk oh! I’ve seen you! If your confused, I’m “Amber ✨” aminoapps.com/p/8fsfuq

    • @staddybot
      @staddybot 5 років тому

      My location is :u dead.mowe nya

  • @umbranigra9871
    @umbranigra9871 3 роки тому +6

    Instead of "flay boy ruby" I understood "labor ruby" and I wheezed internally.

  • @sharpernest3841
    @sharpernest3841 5 років тому +252

    "spiders have six legs right?"
    Me: ah yes, no wonder flies have 8 legs.

    • @itsmeaperson8225
      @itsmeaperson8225 5 років тому +4

      @שחר א. Hahahaha good one!

    • @boney6253
      @boney6253 5 років тому +2

      OMG i heard her say that as soon as i read this XD

  • @deaddead698
    @deaddead698 5 років тому +152

    I’m a simple person,
    I see Dr. Phil, I click

  • @justsomeone6588
    @justsomeone6588 5 років тому +226

    7:24
    Her: *”shes blind”*
    Me: *Bruh she can even see the future*

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 5 років тому +2

      Lel

    • @Mightbecasca
      @Mightbecasca 5 років тому +1

      Inky Drago! *Lol 😂

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 5 років тому +1

      No not LOL *L E L*

    • @eternelleee
      @eternelleee 5 років тому

      Sara Dreamer Her: *“oK i dOnt cArE”*

  • @spiritinstinct
    @spiritinstinct 3 роки тому +2

    This was randomly recommended to me but I’m not complaining this was funny I still miss Steven Universe you should do this again to see if your friend remembered any and guess the new names

  • @youareoneant
    @youareoneant 5 років тому +568

    Garnet: semi responsible mom
    Pearl: responsible mom
    Amethyst: *the one who eats*
    Connie: *LOVE INTEREST OF STEVEN*
    Lapis La -zo -li the water gem *that plays baseball*
    Steben: _exists because yes_
    Spinel: _what_

    • @soberius27
      @soberius27 5 років тому +7

      PotatoBird Gaming nah Pearl: Helicopter parent

    • @Velll17
      @Velll17 5 років тому +3

      I mean she isn't wrong

    • @D.Z.Shafty
      @D.Z.Shafty 5 років тому +7

      @@soberius27 Greg: kidnapper with a van

    • @pretzelproductions9120
      @pretzelproductions9120 5 років тому +7

      Steven: *the one that exists*

    • @dancingcrab8216
      @dancingcrab8216 5 років тому +6

      Its actually tonnie :3

  • @aethermain1809
    @aethermain1809 5 років тому +84

    "Hey kid wanna get in my van?"
    Greg, 2019?

  • @OfficialBlueLightYT
    @OfficialBlueLightYT 3 місяці тому +2

    January is garnet, February is amethyst, March is aquamarine, April is diamond, May is emerald, June is alexandrite, July is ruby, August is peridot, September is sapphire, October is tourmaline, November is topaz, December is blue topaz

  • @tnf-living8469
    @tnf-living8469 5 років тому +403

    “He is the only gem that’s a guy besides Steven of course”
    Steg: “am I a joke To you?”

  • @AlexGamer_-fw8dr
    @AlexGamer_-fw8dr 5 років тому +201

    Her friend when she is talking about sapphire:BLUE AND *BLIND*
    Me and sapphire:**EXCUSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU**

  • @tabbiexcat
    @tabbiexcat 5 років тому +185

    The fact that she got Greg’s name right and his personality is just... *claps* well done

  • @roxieroadie
    @roxieroadie 3 роки тому +5

    “YEAH THAT ONE” that line gave me life

  • @startastic9877
    @startastic9877 5 років тому +728

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Not even their cats:
    Greg: you guys wanna get in my van?

  • @claireb9566
    @claireb9566 4 роки тому +608

    That’s not just *steven*, that’s Steven Quartz Cutie-Pie DeMayo Diamond Universe!

  • @cl4rkevie
    @cl4rkevie 5 років тому +124

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    NOT A SOUL:
    Greg: if I’m not home in an hour,
    cALL tHe PoLiCe...

    • @catydoodles
      @catydoodles 4 роки тому +4

      Nah I'm 11th like

    • @desatvrated4540
      @desatvrated4540 4 роки тому +2

      no one:
      not even greg:
      sour cream: thERe’S nOtHInG *LAME* AbOUt sEAtbELT sAFEtY

    • @bluepearl4624
      @bluepearl4624 4 роки тому +1

      Oh. My. God. Steven!

    • @kel4211
      @kel4211 4 роки тому +1

      Let me drive my van into your hearrrrrrt

    • @alijahphan6016
      @alijahphan6016 4 роки тому

      Steven Your not a steven

  • @Womposaurus
    @Womposaurus Рік тому +1

    Why did I watch all 28 minutes of this- your friend is great 😂