Them: they wouldnt put split personality disorder in a kids show. Steven talking to rebecca: AM I PINK DIAMOND OR TRAUMATIZED?? Rebecca talking to steven: *yes*
Garnet: The responsible one Flashbacks: The children are playing with swords, sorry playing with swords. oh no they are bleeding. oh no, they are dead. Yes
Looks at Greg Her "Looks like a Greg. Has a van Supportive." Wow character design for the win Btw When lapis made her name Bob it was a reference to when Steven said no prob Bob
her: *looks at rainbow quartz 2.0* "this is pearl and steven combined. wait no this is lapis and steven combined." me: "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
( Let’s take a look at the menagerie You must be amethyst and you must be Garnet and pink diamonds pearl she took you with her is it that just swell ) Pearl: it can’t be ( it can be and it is I got a new style and a few new toys that will put a end to you HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!! )
Garnet: the ''responsible'' one Me remembering an episode: Connies parent asking what are they doing? Garnet reply they are playing with sword oh no they bleed oh and they are dead dont ever call this number again 'Hung up'
“She’s the responsible mom” Garnet:Hello this is Mom universe They are playing swords I mean playing with swords Oh no they are bleeding Oh no they’re dead Don’t call again
Hey crewniverse, hate to do this to you but I want to share something great I did recently with all of you and that's this video. I essentially remixed some SU music and it sounds really really good! And I know y'all hate that self promo stuff but please listen to some and tell me what I could do to improve the remixes and all, there's other content you could check out but I want you guys to mainly listen to the remix! Thank you! Byeee!! Link: ua-cam.com/video/Fc-UDxNVj9Q/v-deo.html
@@valentinoissohot yes, sapphires kinda look like miny blue diamonds that's why there rare with a flying ability and seeing into the future and are guarded by ruby guards and a Hollyblue even called her a your clarity
So when the girl mentioned that Opal was her birthstone, I decided to look up mine from August. And turns out there are 3!! Sardonyx Peridot and Spinel.😆
@@nirubaru I just checkd - Steven calls her both "Olho" and "Olhinho" in the Brazilian dub of Back To The Moon. He calls her "Olho" in Bubbled. "Olho" again in The Trial.
@@btd5ninja64 and then there is Peridot that either increases Lapis's depression (Jasper was the cause of her depression) or helps her with it at time she thinks is right for her, and im not talking about Lapis, i mean Peridot's timing..
This was randomly recommended to me but I’m not complaining this was funny I still miss Steven Universe you should do this again to see if your friend remembered any and guess the new names
Garnet: semi responsible mom Pearl: responsible mom Amethyst: *the one who eats* Connie: *LOVE INTEREST OF STEVEN* Lapis La -zo -li the water gem *that plays baseball* Steben: _exists because yes_ Spinel: _what_
January is garnet, February is amethyst, March is aquamarine, April is diamond, May is emerald, June is alexandrite, July is ruby, August is peridot, September is sapphire, October is tourmaline, November is topaz, December is blue topaz
Guys I made this in the 7th grade plz
it holds up lol
I’m scared
Lol
Nah that's crazy
Y’all sound like high schoolers
“He looks like a GREG.”
“Either a child van person, or one of those SUPER SUPPORTIVE FATHERS.”
You see, it's hilarious because at one point in the series, Greg has to have asked the kids to get in the van. So technically, he is both.
Why is he both? 😂
Both
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NOW WHO LIKED THE VIDEO
16:20 “He looks like a Greg”
Omlllll!!!
*_[she got everything about Greg on point!]_*
Is far as I’m concerned everything she said was pretty much accurate.
Van
Makes sense to me
*H e l o o k s l I k e a G r e g*
If someone can guess Greg's name, vehicle, and personality just by looking at his character, that must be a really good character design.
Yes
I have that Same pfp on my other device
@@Tsugikuni43 lol
@@AmeyAmeyAmeybambam then delete these comments
Definitely true
"Is she a bad guy?"
"No she only tried to kill steven."
*shock*
half of the characters be like
Time stamp?
@@twilightfuntime6631 24:57
@@Mi-dm2ks YEAH FR 😭
“What do you think his purpose is?”
“To exist”
No that’s onion
Lol
No that’s me
True
No, onion is made for chaos
Onions short and cute but really ANNOYING!!!!
**shows friend how steven looks like now**
friend when she sees him: *“hE HaS a NeCk!“*
Yellow diamond would be proud.
Btw that was the first thing i noticed when i saw his new look (the second was the blue shirt )
Grigor Milov pretty sure everyone did... Neck, shirt, jacket, then the voice if they heard the trailer too
omg my little brother
My friend too
“Doesn’t she have OCD?”
Best first impression of Pearl. EVER.
mine: is dat a *b* *e* *r* *d* *?*
I was 500 th like
who has OCD
700th like
"She has OCD doesn't she?" Best sentence ever.
Them: they wouldnt put split personality disorder in a kids show.
Steven talking to rebecca: AM I PINK DIAMOND OR TRAUMATIZED??
Rebecca talking to steven: *yes*
LOL XD
I'm pretty sure Steven universe used to be an adult swim show but uhhh okay
@@joanmcwilliams7751I don't think so, at least from my knowledge.
thats not called split personality disorder, its more like an identity crisis
thats not DID. His gem just legit belongs to a dead person.
Garnet: The responsible one
Flashbacks: The children are playing with swords, sorry playing with swords. oh no they are bleeding. oh no, they are dead.
Yes
Never call back
Please dont call this number again
Murad Al-Bakri haven’t u watched steven universe
Why did I read this in garnets voice
I used to replay this all the time
"What is Steven's purpose?"
"Exist"
*Well... You're not wrong.*
Not now
100% accuracy
jasper has no gender only rage
yas
STAVEN
*sniff*
@@beauocampo6079 Steve is trans
@@RajasaurusIrl Esteban is the Mexico
Looks at Greg
Her
"Looks like a Greg. Has a van
Supportive."
Wow character design for the win
Btw
When lapis made her name Bob it was a reference to when Steven said no prob Bob
FINALLY SOMEONE REALIZES
Bob
It was
HOW DID SHE KNOW GREG PERFECTLY WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHO HE IS
His name is Greg
He has a van
He is Steven’s dad
He is really supportive
if not the super supportive part he could have been a child kidnapper
CountRising MoonStar because Greg is the best character (besides spinel) in steven universe.
The anything show 2 besides peridot and spinel
Somehow everybody just manages to guess greg. They made the ultimate Greg
𝕄𝔼!!!
Ah yes. My favourite Diamond.
Dr Phil.
*omg same!*
*Solves all your problems. Even in fanfiction*
Yes mine to tresdapuku miso arias then laxity Osaka o I rhi
300th like!
*Female Dr.Phil*
*looks at lapis lazuli*
First thought: *MINECRAFT*
Honestly, same
????
????
??????
??????
??????
Glorious pfp. Lets all celebrate that pfp by eating 'literally everything free' cookies😂👌
There a Steven Universe mincraft pack
her: *looks at rainbow quartz 2.0* "this is pearl and steven combined. wait no this is lapis and steven combined."
me: "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
KONO DIO DA
she had it right the first time 😂
"So whats her name?"
"Emo Lapis"
Me : "Isn't Lapis already emo?"
Yeah, she is.
That's what I was thinking lol
Blue diamond isn't nun
"I'll use my tears to make a watercolor painting of you"
she is.
NOT TRUE
27:46 - I have no idea who this is
Me - Your new best friend Spinel!!!
A_A_Ron 333 INJOY DA FRIEND DAT WHEN U LEAVE HER BEHIND WILL KILL YOU AND DISTROY UR PLANET LOL BYE -yellow,blue, white
MY GAL SPINELLLL
Ok
Gee it's swell I found this
( Let’s take a look at the menagerie
You must be amethyst and you must be Garnet and pink diamonds pearl
she took you with her is it that just swell ) Pearl: it can’t be ( it can be and it is I got a new style and a few new toys that will put a end to you HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!! )
“Garnet is the mom.”
“Hello? This is Mom Universe.”
The children are playing swords, sorry playing with swords oh no they are dead dont call again
Berd_rawr_draw 1 The Children Are Playing Swords Sorry Playing With Swords Oh No They Are Bleeding Now There Dead Don’t Call Again.
Ahaha
oh no, they are dead
Don’t call again
Garnet: the ''responsible'' one
Me remembering an episode:
Connies parent asking what are they doing?
Garnet reply they are playing with sword oh no they bleed oh and they are dead dont ever call this number again
'Hung up'
Cuz everyone loves a callback
Oh no...they are dead.
"Sorry, I panicked."
*first thought on lapis la-zoo-li:*
*minecraft*
Yes
Bruh
Ikr
YASSSSS
In the minecraft steven universe pack *Lapis La-zoo-li* is the ItEm
"Spiders have six legs right?"
Spider: "Am I a joke to you?"
Blue BBF xdddd
xD
UwU Lilicorn no they have 8
Some do some have 4 some have 8
500th like
" He looks like a Greg. "
Me: Good thing he is one.
I like this ^-^
FR
hiding in my sock hiding in my sock hiding in my sock
"Emo Lapis"
Regular Lapis is emo enough.
lmao
Emo-er Lapis
I thought that and then saw this comment 😭
@@sarad2487Emo-est Lapis
Stevonnie: "It's his girlfriend and him combined"
Lmaooo sis we wish
LUSTROUS M0N well, have ya seen her kiss him in the movie, that ship is goin places
Uuhhh... I think I'm miss it a joke here...
we got the little kiss on the cheek in the movie... but i want a real one dangit
OhLookItsZeldie don’t think they can do that considering they’re miNORS
Sssssssssssssh they're dating
I died laughing when she was like "black pearl" "no it's white pearl" ......"WAT U MEAN?!?!?!"
Maybe shes color blind??????
I burst it out laughing when she called Obsidian Moana
Well white pearl does have black on her 😂
And she’s not white pearl she’s still pink’s pearl because white diamond used her eyes on pink’s pearl 😑
So like what is his purpose in the show?
*to exist*
LMAO
R/technicallythetruth
“Constantly Confused Ruby”
“Yes”
KONO DIO DA
“She’s short and annoying!”
Peridot:You clod!
Her: **ANGRY YELLOW DIAMOND FACE**
You Claude!*
@@duyduong6917 wtf it's clod excuse me
Yes she is a CLOD
@@duyduong6917 clod*
Obsidian = Moana
Bismuth = Maui
😂😂😂
Blue diamond = Nun
@Blue Diamond you dont know the horror movie call The Nun
Lol i like the Bismuth= Maui
Pink diamond=Dr phil
I can't believe she not look the epic moment when she pull off her sword from her mouth omggg
Sapphire = diamond
Name: Emo Lapis
Me: *Bold of you to assume Lapis wasn’t emo in the first place.*
Emo Smurfette
@ramenbiscuits wasn't that her final line
No her final line was baaahahaa 😭😭😭😭 XD
True XD
Well she was emo soo
I mean, Sardonyx has her feet in fourth position . It’s a ballet/jazz reference which is what Sardonyx’ character is based on. Jazzy Broadway vibes
“She’s the responsible mom”
Garnet:Hello this is Mom universe
They are playing swords
I mean playing with swords
Oh no they are bleeding
Oh no they’re dead
Don’t call again
:/ :o
Lol
I remember this episode XD
Sorry i panicked
I REMEMBER THAT
“His personality, what do you think his purpose is in the show?”
“To exist”
I mean, she’s not wrong...
No she’s not
@@circleception3916 You are rite, I mean he did save the galixe.
"he looks like a greg"
I-
Lol ikr
They even got the personality right😳😳
I mean he does
Friend: She's evil
Garnet and Pearl: We'll get you in your sleep
19:28
*yes, yellow diamond Is now my idol, brendon urie.*
Wheeze
I can't breath lmao
Hey crewniverse, hate to do this to you but I want to share something great I did recently with all of you and that's this video. I essentially remixed some SU music and it sounds really really good! And I know y'all hate that self promo stuff but please listen to some and tell me what I could do to improve the remixes and all, there's other content you could check out but I want you guys to mainly listen to the remix! Thank you! Byeee!!
Link: ua-cam.com/video/Fc-UDxNVj9Q/v-deo.html
garnet: responsible
The children are playing swords sorry playing with swords oh no they are bleeding oh no they are dead don't call again
sorry i panicked
I realized this is repost
“Can you think of better names than both of their names combined?”
Stevonnie and Steg: *am i a joke to you?*
*and* *steg*
It's only if it a human and Steven
@@laurendavey7274Steven and Greg fusion
Friend: He's like "Hey kids! Wanna get in my van?"
I fucking disintegrated.
“Which one is Ruby?"
You're evil, sir
Nice profile
*ALL ARE RUBY*
1.Ruby
2.Flay boy ruby
3.super person ruby
4.meanie penie ruby
5.constantly confused ruby
6.pirate ruby
H
Eduardo Rebolledo Jr A
her nicknames for the rubies are better than steven's =D
The best Rubies
I think she meant play boy ruby lol
*Sapphire has entered the chat*
“UH SHE’S UH DIAMOND!”
Blue Diamond: Excuse you-
@Shrek Martian dOeS tHat mAtTer-
@@valentinoissohot yes, sapphires kinda look like miny blue diamonds that's why there rare with a flying ability and seeing into the future and are guarded by ruby guards and a Hollyblue even called her a your clarity
XD she's my favorite diamond
I like saph more than blue tbh my apologies my diamond
My birthstone is sapphire
I love how whenever a character looks like connie she's like: *T* *O* *N* *N* *Y*
We know
All the rubys names
1.Ruby
2.Ruby
3.Ruby
4.Ruby
5.Ruby
6.Ruby
LMAo
Navie,eyeball,and umm I don’t know help me!!!
Ruby, Navi, eyeball, army, doc and leggy.
My favorite name was ruby
M VdV
They’re all Ruby, that’s just the nickname of them given by Steven
*_[wai-did she jus-wha-did... DID SHE JUST CALL ME "SUPER PERSON RUBY"!?!..._*
*_I... I love it!]_*
You're everywhere on steven universe content
@@mettapeachhead2076 IKR
Ruby, you're the Justin Y. of Steven Universe content.
@@Lemon-yp5ed Hey, that's what I said on Ruby's discussion tab!
*roleplaying in youtube*
"Which one is Ruby?"
that's the evilest thing i can imagine
Ikrrrr 🥺😭😭😭😭😭
i’m ruby
ruby
ruby
ruby
and ruby
*wew*
Which one is ruby: me
Witch is ruby YES!! RuBy 5.5
*shows Connie*
“Who’s this?”
“ÆU”
Little did she know, Lapis is already emo.
!!!
Bruh
lapis is like my dad
Pffffffft lol she is not emo she just hates earth /:
No lapis is depressed
"I respect her if she eats, even if she doesn't have to."
YeS
*salutes*
Make it like yEs
Me
*YES*
*YES*
Sardonyx is 35% upper torso 65% *LEGG*
Yup
Toro
:p
Fixed
LEGS LEGS WHAT'S ON THE MENU
Greg doesn't drive random kids without knowing who they are, Greg drives his ban into people's heart
LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOUR HEARTTTTTTT
Sapphire is not blind, shes the exact opposite of it. To the point where she can see things no one else can.
@@GadgetGuy_ it's a joke
Irony
Ironic
Now we know who is the banner character
Sixth sense
5:25
"I'm gonna steal all your... babies"
-has vivid flashback of the watermelon Steven sacrifices-
Ehhh don’t bring that back up....
"What do you think of the gender?"
"It's a shhhhhhhoe"
Ah yes I'm attracted to shoe
Your attracted to jasper?
shoeeeeeeeee YEEEEEEEeeeeeEeeEeeEeEEeeeEEeEEEeeeeeeEEeEEEEeS
So when the girl mentioned that Opal was her birthstone, I decided to look up mine from August. And turns out there are 3!! Sardonyx Peridot and Spinel.😆
I'm garnet and rose quartz!
@@andrewandmaddiechallenges4798 that is awesome!!
I’m also opal
Mine is aquamarine 💀
My birthstone is a diamond and I feel conflicted
when friend see’s movie: *_sTeVEn hAS a nECk!_*
Neck
NECK
s e e
_i s_
Neck 100
neck
"We don't know her name yet."
*the movie comes out*
"HI I'M SpINEL"
Nah
She's the loser of the game they didn't know that they were playing
spinel:who i'm i,who i'm i what you even saying i'm the loser of the game they didn't khow that they were playing
the lyrics from *OTHER FRIEND*
@@thefoolwhoflew good one :))
If spinel saw this vid (spinel) WHO AM I WHO AM I WHAT ARE U EVEN SAYINGHHHH SCREEEE
Meat B E A T
Her friend: lapiz la-ZOO-li
Me : *laughing till i die*
Tbh that's what I thought it was before I watched the show
That’s how i used to say it when i played minecraft
Otaku Obsession same
That's the right pronounciation in several languages tho
It's laps lazili
“he looks like a greg” BRO THAT GUESSING SKILLS ON POINT THERE
“They’ll definitely put that in a kids show”
Steven universe future: *steven having 20 mental breakdowns at once*
They will sound like- dies
i'M fine im fine im fine
Steven universe future was a disappointment. Why
@@breanne923 IT WAS THE BEST SERIES TO EVER HAPPEN (on my opinion) SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT CHU TALKING ABOUT
@@gacha_puppie_lover9172 Steven universe was GREAT but Steven universe future was a rush just to give fans something
Ah yes the great diamond authority
Punk Rocker
Nun
Brendon Urie
and Female Doctor Phil
Edit: wow this blew up huh
Don't forget robot teenager!
and Steven
Lmao
@@mellowswirls369 *My life as a teenage robot* -Nickelodeon
_yes, we stan queen_
Marissa: Tonnie.
Connie: **Tear runs down eye**
Marissa that's rude to connie
*T o n n i e*
I felt that
Just one letter off
I was screaming when Marissa said that
"I bet shes a bad guy" me: nope she a fusion of garnet and pearl
“Who do you think Diamonds purpose and personality is?
“She’s blind”
“What else”
“ShE iS bLiNd”
"or"
BlInDiNg
Zoo Leader No.. just No...
RUDE BEING RUDE TO HER SHE HAS ONEE EEEEEEYEEEE
OOONE
Ayden Otten
-doesn’t she have a significant other and she’s blue and blind
-Blue?
-AND BLIND!!!
Friend : isn’t her name Tonnie?
Connie: *am I a joke to u*
It's her friend.
Ur so close but that's her friend right back at ya pal
Dude she doesnt remember
Her name
Connie: trigger
The characters in this show have gemstone names...
Your friend... DANCE MOM!
Your new best friend, DANCE MOM!
@@WHATTHEFUCK-d9h no its your best friend...
SPINEL
@Hi I'm not Steve Yeah no dip I was making a joke
@Hi I'm not Steve
Yeah no dip I was making a joke
2:11 That image of Connie crying cracked me up- 🤣
the sister: spider person
malachite: AM I A FU**ING JOKE TO YOU WOMAN
Same😂
"My Diamond. My blue, short, unpersonality and blind Diamond"
@@maxthepro2900 Why?
@@maxthepro2900 What does that matter?
i laughed so hard i couldnt get up LOL
@@thenizzynas782 I never laughed that hard :0
I’m dead 🤣🤣
Technically greg does tell steven and connie to get in his van to drive them around and is super supportive of Steven so she got greg spot on
*call the police*
Depressed Idiot he does sound pretty sketchy doesn’t he
Blue Pearl [Blue Steven Au] *HEY CONNIE HOP INTO MY VAN ILL DRIVE YOU HOME*
"He looks like a Greg"
hmmm
"He's like that really supportive dad"
*hmmmmm*
He does, In fact, look default enough to be named Greg
dAT vAN
ITS GEAG
“Hey kids wanna COME IN MY VAN”
Christiana Taylor
no it’s *gerg*
Thank you for taking the time to create this! It was so wholesome and great fun to enjoy! It was like I was there!
6:12 - In the Portuguese dub they actually named Eyeball "Pirate" ("Pirata"), so that is pretty funny.
Yeah, I laughed a lot when she said this
PT-PT? I can't remember if Eyeball Ruby is Pirata in Brazil too, but I can remember a little, and I guess it's... Olhuda?
help
@@nirubaru I just checkd - Steven calls her both "Olho" and "Olhinho" in the Brazilian dub of Back To The Moon. He calls her "Olho" in Bubbled. "Olho" again in The Trial.
I'm portuguese and you are right her names in portuguese is pirata
Why is nobody talking about how SPOT ON GREG WAS
LOL
Lol
FR
😂
Literally everyone is talking about that
Steven: The childish one
Pearl: The half mom
Garnet: The mom
Amethyst: The other childish one
Lapis: Bob
Peridot: Green dorito
Hotel : trivogo
@@kanna555 yes
Greg: CALL THE POLICE
Bismuth: extremely *_swole_* mom
Jasper: cheetos
Proper term for pearl: bird mom
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED WHEN YOU GOT EVERTHING SBOUT GREG CORRECT HES SUPPORTIVE AND HAS A VAN.
*shows Connie*
Marissa: Isn’t her name Tonnie?
Me: *snert*
EDIT: woah, that’s a lot of likes
Funky Munky REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Funky Munky s n e r t
Tonnie Stark
she just expertly guessed "yellow pearl" then gave her blue pearl's personality xD
Friend: "Doesn't she have OCD?"
Me: No, she has depression.
no the one with depression is lapis
@@btd5ninja64 and then there is Peridot that either increases Lapis's depression (Jasper was the cause of her depression) or helps her with it at time she thinks is right for her, and im not talking about Lapis, i mean Peridot's timing..
btd5 ninja oh yeah also Steven now has depression
@@btd5ninja64 nah i think lapis just has trust issue and trauma
XDDD this had me dead also im the 100th like :3
Awww your friend thanking me for watching your video all the way through aw thank you! Thank you both for being such awesome jam buds!
whats his purpose
(to exist)
TOP 10 PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN EINSTEIN
@Empathy Animates what
*slaps so hard they drop faster than the speed of sound*
THE FACT THAT SHE STRAIGHT UP DECIDED HE WAS GREG WITHOUT KNOWING-
* says Jasper is ugly *
*This user would like to know your location*
Lunar Silk wait are you on SU amino
@@emi-ne1kv Yes I am!
Lunar Silk oh! I’ve seen you! If your confused, I’m “Amber ✨” aminoapps.com/p/8fsfuq
My location is :u dead.mowe nya
Instead of "flay boy ruby" I understood "labor ruby" and I wheezed internally.
"spiders have six legs right?"
Me: ah yes, no wonder flies have 8 legs.
@שחר א. Hahahaha good one!
OMG i heard her say that as soon as i read this XD
I’m a simple person,
I see Dr. Phil, I click
Lol
7:24
Her: *”shes blind”*
Me: *Bruh she can even see the future*
Lel
Inky Drago! *Lol 😂
No not LOL *L E L*
Sara Dreamer Her: *“oK i dOnt cArE”*
This was randomly recommended to me but I’m not complaining this was funny I still miss Steven Universe you should do this again to see if your friend remembered any and guess the new names
Garnet: semi responsible mom
Pearl: responsible mom
Amethyst: *the one who eats*
Connie: *LOVE INTEREST OF STEVEN*
Lapis La -zo -li the water gem *that plays baseball*
Steben: _exists because yes_
Spinel: _what_
PotatoBird Gaming nah Pearl: Helicopter parent
I mean she isn't wrong
@@soberius27 Greg: kidnapper with a van
Steven: *the one that exists*
Its actually tonnie :3
"Hey kid wanna get in my van?"
Greg, 2019?
January is garnet, February is amethyst, March is aquamarine, April is diamond, May is emerald, June is alexandrite, July is ruby, August is peridot, September is sapphire, October is tourmaline, November is topaz, December is blue topaz
“He is the only gem that’s a guy besides Steven of course”
Steg: “am I a joke To you?”
Steg didn't exist when this was made
Rainbow Quartz 2.0:
Am I joke to you?
Steg technically is Steven
Yes but steg is a fusion so he guy man child
This was made before the movie
Her friend when she is talking about sapphire:BLUE AND *BLIND*
Me and sapphire:**EXCUSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU**
Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me princes
@Deleted UA-camr "my siphire, permission to dispatch the curly hair one"
The fact that she got Greg’s name right and his personality is just... *claps* well done
“YEAH THAT ONE” that line gave me life
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not even their cats:
Greg: you guys wanna get in my van?
call the police
*calls 911*
Lemme drive my van into your heart
- rough inhale - *THEIR.**
Let me drive my van intro you’re heart 💖
That’s not just *steven*, that’s Steven Quartz Cutie-Pie DeMayo Diamond Universe!
He's actually right.
Ha
You memorized that?
Yes
That is exactly correct
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
NOT A SOUL:
Greg: if I’m not home in an hour,
cALL tHe PoLiCe...
Nah I'm 11th like
no one:
not even greg:
sour cream: thERe’S nOtHInG *LAME* AbOUt sEAtbELT sAFEtY
Oh. My. God. Steven!
Let me drive my van into your hearrrrrrt
Steven Your not a steven
Why did I watch all 28 minutes of this- your friend is great 😂