Avenue Q's Rod & Ricky Full Wedding Video

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  • @imweird2983
    @imweird2983 8 років тому +453

    For all those who ship Rod and Nicky *sobs* they were suppose to be together. Who else is crying so I can give them chocolates and tissues

  • @rolfsonofashepard8725
    @rolfsonofashepard8725 7 років тому +483

    *that moment when a puppet has a better love life then you*

    • @Siegfried1917
      @Siegfried1917 5 років тому +3

      Rolf Son of a Shepard *and probably a better grammar*

    • @tea2780
      @tea2780 4 роки тому

      mood

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 4 роки тому

      *than**

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 4 роки тому +1

      @@Siegfried1917 Yes, at last! Another man of culture!

    • @funnytmc2190
      @funnytmc2190 3 роки тому

      If he gets married first *then* me, I’m actually pretty ok with that.

  • @rolfsonofashepard8725
    @rolfsonofashepard8725 7 років тому +387

    *woman:* do you, rod, take Ricky to be your lawfully wedded husband?
    *Rod:* I-
    *Nicky:* *I OBJECT!*

    • @thestower3864
      @thestower3864 7 років тому +19

      me: tell him whose the boss Nicky tell him to scram
      Rod: umm sorry but who are you
      me: ummmmmmmmmmmm my name is * blank * and your sopouse to be married to Nicky not Ricky
      Rod: I'm sorry but this is my choice
      me: fuck
      all: o . o
      me:what
      all: are you soupose to be 13
      me: no im 9
      all: OoO

    • @rennypenny1729
      @rennypenny1729 5 років тому +3

      Rolf Son of a Shepard i wish

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +3

      Damn that'd be pretty funny and cute haha

    • @caspercain2533
      @caspercain2533 2 роки тому +2

      @@redguyslave409 It'd be frickin' weird.

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +1

      @@caspercain2533 I agree. After 5 months I had changed my mind

  • @PrincessRemnant
    @PrincessRemnant 12 років тому +63

    I just watched two gay puppets get married: my life is complete now! That was the sweetest wedding I've ever seen!!

  • @mayaleather4167
    @mayaleather4167 8 років тому +242

    ok im just gonna say im happy for them. rod and ricky if your reading this im happy for you. dont listen to the haters. you guys have a good marriage and a good life.

  • @excusemewhileiphangirl-658
    @excusemewhileiphangirl-658 8 років тому +138

    I find it beautiful that this is a thing, actually happened and I love it.

    • @excusemewhileiphangirl-658
      @excusemewhileiphangirl-658 8 років тому +16

      NOPE HANG ON I TAKE THAT BACK I THOUGHT IT WAS NICKY NVM INTERNET NVM MY VIEWS HAVE SUDDENLY CHANGED ENTIRELY

    • @planea8727
      @planea8727 4 роки тому +3

      @@excusemewhileiphangirl-658 ITS SUPPOSED TO BE NIVHSDHFH

  • @TheAmanda371
    @TheAmanda371 8 років тому +326

    Ricky is just Nicky but more bara

  • @Musiclover19
    @Musiclover19 6 років тому +79

    Why is everyone here saying it should be Rod and Nicky? The whole point of their relationship is an unrequited love, because Nicky is NOT gay and therefore has no romantic feelings for Rod.

    • @vegzet2066
      @vegzet2066 2 роки тому +3

      Nicky said that he would say that he's gay of Rod comes out-
      Probably that is egy everyone is saying these-

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +8

      I know right? Yes they would have been cute together but hey Rod is happy now and Nicky is fine

  • @harry_fado
    @harry_fado 11 років тому +215

    Wow... Ricky must be Nicky's twin brother :) I see what you did there Rod! Couldn't get the room mate got the identical brother of the room mate :P
    God, I can't believe I just saw a puppet gay wedding. What is my life?

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +4

      Haha same. Idk what my life is anymorw

  • @bapkat6790
    @bapkat6790 8 років тому +93

    Nicky!!.....*sobs for eternity*

  • @JcChaos00X
    @JcChaos00X 12 років тому +23

    i think this is the first wedding i actually cried for, it was beautiful

  • @jaymepacheco6191
    @jaymepacheco6191 6 років тому +31

    I love that their happy. And I am sobbing because my ship didn't sail. But I still fully support Rod and Ricky and they're adorable.

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +4

      Aww that's sorta how I'm feeling. God Rod and Nicky could've been adorable together but at least everyone is happy now

    • @tamatriasalazarjerez
      @tamatriasalazarjerez 9 місяців тому

      Pero no fue Nicky quien le presento a Ricky a roth???

  • @MankeProductions
    @MankeProductions 13 років тому +22

    Way to go Rod and Ricky. Glad that you tied the knot, and you deserve all the happiness as a newly wed couple.

  • @blazerheata6479
    @blazerheata6479 6 років тому +34

    1. I know that Rod and Nicky's relationship is unrequited love, Nicky isn't gay, and Rod is with Ricky but URG THEY WERE MY OTP MY HEART-
    2. wHeN aRe YoU gOnNa HaVe KiDs?
    3. The "If you were Gay" song at the end hit me hard because I DIDN'T SEE NICKY THERE AND I HAD SHIPPED THEM ABHIUHEHBDBADAUABJDJAEHDUEH

  • @Munden04
    @Munden04 6 років тому +35

    Oh, this is actually fine. I mean, Nicky wasn't exactly gay considering the fact as said before he's straight, he's just not gay, and Rod had unrequited feelings for him, but at the end of the day they just weren't supposed to be together.
    So, I probably don't know much about AQ since I just started in the fandom, but I guess Ricky was just basically the guy for Rod, I guess?

  • @angelannacheskabestfriends6242
    @angelannacheskabestfriends6242 9 років тому +277

    *pounds head at table* ITS SUPPOSED TO BE NICKY X ROD

  • @xXgorillazboosh11Xx
    @xXgorillazboosh11Xx 13 років тому +26

    awww...i was expecting Nicky to run in and say "STOP THE WEDDING!!"
    *facepalms*

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому

      HAHAHAHA THAT WOULDVE BEEN SO CRAZY BUT ADORABLE

  • @drawingfandome
    @drawingfandome 8 років тому +58

    We're was Nicky at rods wedding I find it odd that Kate can show up but his own roommate and best friend can't show up for the wedding of rod and Rick the guy he set rod here up with in the first place wow Nicky good job there uh not showing up.

    • @starsscapes
      @starsscapes 7 років тому +20

      I find it more likely that Nicky would have been behind the view of the camera, instead of not being present at all.

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +1

      @@starsscapes Exactly. I'm sure Nicky would've showed up to his best friend's special day

  • @mag1c8ball_
    @mag1c8ball_ 4 роки тому +9

    First I saw puppets having sex and now I’m watching two different puppets getting married in a park in New York. It’s been a weird day

  • @emopeterparker7
    @emopeterparker7 6 років тому +11

    THIS MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE ON EARTH

    • @bee-yg9yq
      @bee-yg9yq 6 років тому

      Bituin Kleinman-Mell Y E S

  • @rileylalonde1337
    @rileylalonde1337 10 років тому +193

    Um why isn't he getting married to Nicky. Rod is suppose to get married to Nicky I SHIP ROD AND NICKY AND IT NEADS TO BE CANNON

    • @MrRawrasaurz
      @MrRawrasaurz 10 років тому +4

      Le ships are clashing. ;-;

    • @littlesister8948
      @littlesister8948 9 років тому +21

      Riley Lalonde Thank you! As soon as I even heard of Ricky I threw a fit... It should be Rod and Nicky!!! No offense, Ricky. But still! Rod and Nick is life.

    • @kaitero6297
      @kaitero6297 7 років тому +2

      Riley Lalonde NO ROD AND NICKY NO ONLY ROD AND RICKY

    • @joshuafernandez3907
      @joshuafernandez3907 7 років тому +6

      nicky it not even that gay . just that nicky decided that rod need new lover so he give ricky for rod

    • @starsscapes
      @starsscapes 7 років тому +14

      *needs *canon *supposed
      And if you want to know, the part of the point of the Rod/Nicky relationship is the unrequited love that Rod held for Nicky. Also, just because you ship it, it doesn't make it canon. (To be honest, I wish. But then again, that would cause major problems, partially plotwise and partially fandomwise.)

  • @zakk7545
    @zakk7545 4 роки тому +6

    Aww I’m so happy for them. I just read an interview with them and they seem just as in love as ever.

  • @Rain-vu9rt
    @Rain-vu9rt 9 років тому +58

    NO!!! It should be Nicky!!!! *sob*

  • @user-lu3cz7cq1q
    @user-lu3cz7cq1q 8 років тому +23

    Why isn't the priest Gary?!!

  • @kokopelifacetattoo
    @kokopelifacetattoo 4 роки тому +6

    It has almost been ten years congrats this is the most adorable amazing thing i have ever seen ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @alyssasvlogs6022
    @alyssasvlogs6022 7 років тому +20

    What the actual hell is this fandom like I seen parts of the play and it looks good but then I seen they were on a fucking news show and now they're getting married????????? I'm so confused please help

    • @starsscapes
      @starsscapes 7 років тому +6

      Okay, *there is going to be (quite major) spoilers here* but if you want to watch it, there are a few recordings here on UA-cam.
      There's a song near the beginning called "If You Were Gay" where a character called Nicky sings to Rod about how if he was gay, he would still accept him (because he was getting defensive after Nicky mentioned about how he met a gay guy on the subway). Fast forward a little, and we have a song called "Fantasies Come True". In this Rod hears Nicky talking in his sleep. It seems to just be a weird dream, but then Nicky says "I love you, Rod.", and we find that Rod has a crush on Nicky. Then he realises that he was the one dreaming, as he wakes up when Nicky comes to bed. Later, Nicky blurts out his suspicion that Rod is gay. Rod insists he has a girlfriend named Alberta in Vancouver and kicks Nicky out of their apartment. In the end, Rod finally comes out as gay, and Nicky finds him a boyfriend (Ricky), who, save for the body and clothes, looks and talks exactly like Nicky.
      Rod and Ricky (assumedly) start dating, and as you can see in this video, get married. Hope that clears things up (or not, I'm bad at explanations.).
      And yes, the fandom is a complete mess. But in all honesty, are there any that aren't?

  • @neekee2509
    @neekee2509 8 років тому +46

    IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NICKY! *sobs eternally*

    • @imweird2983
      @imweird2983 8 років тому +2

      sobs with you* I know * hands you tissues and chocolates*

    • @drawingfandome
      @drawingfandome 8 років тому +1

      ThatPhangirlNamedXene I AGREE also sobs and pulls out the comfort food

    • @wes4574
      @wes4574 8 років тому +4

      don't we all wish it was nicky

    • @neekee2509
      @neekee2509 8 років тому

      Alabama Hammer man I LOVE YOUR NAME AND PICTURE OH MY GODDDDD

  • @LynnSynn72
    @LynnSynn72 13 років тому +7

    True love blossoms in New York!!!

  • @Garfield4life_hehe
    @Garfield4life_hehe 4 роки тому +3

    Not me coming back and watching this lmao

  • @agranger1087
    @agranger1087 3 роки тому +6

    Why is my grin splitting my face watching puppets get married? I'm so fucking happy for them... Something may be wrong w me

  • @JapanomaneSaggy
    @JapanomaneSaggy 12 років тому +4

    I would like to know what is Nicky feels.

  • @simonlewis4781
    @simonlewis4781 8 років тому +9

    Wonder how the wedding night went

  • @CandiLuvv
    @CandiLuvv 12 років тому +7

    :( Now I'm sad, i thought Ricky was Nicky in the future but then i saw the comments, now this is where i go into denial about the whole thing and pretend Ricky is Nicky, probably just like Rod :D Yay, their so cute. NickyXRod4ever!

  • @alexh6767
    @alexh6767 5 років тому +6

    I hope avenue q makes a TV series

  • @frogiigurl
    @frogiigurl 13 років тому +8

    This is beautiful.

  • @sydneycaudle6152
    @sydneycaudle6152 9 років тому +26

    SOMEONE GET THIS OFF AND CHANGE RICKY TO NICKY

  • @MRBBJC
    @MRBBJC 13 років тому +7

    Just beautiful!

  • @performergrl11
    @performergrl11 12 років тому +3

    Haha kate at the end "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA HAVE KIDS?" Haha

  • @4thwatcher777
    @4thwatcher777 12 років тому +1

    You haven't seen this musical live have you?

  • @softskwid
    @softskwid 12 років тому +3

    lol Kate "WHEN ARE YA GONNA HAVE KIDS!!?!?!" XD

  • @ainasong
    @ainasong 12 років тому +3

    "....And endure all the in-laws saying, 'When're you gonna have kids?!' "

  • @thejwolf439
    @thejwolf439 8 років тому +25

    NOOOOOOOOOOO MY OTP!!!!!! RUINED!!!!!

  • @joetho1284
    @joetho1284 9 років тому +27

    I HAVE A STRONG HATRED FOR RICKY IM SO MAD

  • @kitschykim
    @kitschykim 13 років тому +3

    Awww. Fantasies Come True, indeed.

  • @Fujjums
    @Fujjums 12 років тому +5

    THAT WAS ADORABLE!!!!

  • @Dorodorocatchan
    @Dorodorocatchan 12 років тому +5

    awwww, i hope they live a long life together as puppets!!!! yay!!! cheers to Rod and Nicky!!!!

  • @ebryan1990
    @ebryan1990 10 років тому +2

    Is that John as Rod still?

  • @PonyPlays2014
    @PonyPlays2014 5 років тому +6

    Awwwww~ so sweet
    (Still prefer Rod x Nicky😢😭 but those two deserve love and happiness for life

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +1

      Aww same actually lol Rod and Nicky could've worked but they're now happy! Whoo!

  • @jaiselrosario6132
    @jaiselrosario6132 6 років тому +2

    Oh my God!!! I fucking love it!!!!!! I need to visit Avenue Q soon again!!!!!

  • @livelaughsongbird
    @livelaughsongbird 13 років тому +7

    I love this. Period.

  • @Gurrennakun
    @Gurrennakun 12 років тому +1

    Now I've seen everything. :D Wanna go see the actual performance now...

  • @peterearley9579
    @peterearley9579 7 років тому +3

    This is AMAZING

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 11 років тому +5

    Awww! Although I kinda wish Nicky were the best man.

  • @dame5079
    @dame5079 4 роки тому +3

    I want what they have I’m cryinggg because I’m happy for them😭😭

  • @milkydanny8316
    @milkydanny8316 7 років тому +10

    but if you WERE gay.

  • @disneydanny2
    @disneydanny2 12 років тому +2

    indeed! it's right up there w/ Kermit & Miss Piggy'a in "The Muppets Take Manhatten"

  • @Slegger0404
    @Slegger0404 13 років тому +3

    This is awesome :)

  • @Squishyy123
    @Squishyy123 12 років тому +9

    Sadly, you can't love someone exactly like your beloved because that destroys any chance you may have at getting over them. It's not the replacement you're in love with, they're just a vessel for you to act out your fantasies with your unrequited love. Ricky isn't Nicky, Rod. He doesn't share your memories, nor did you naturally fall in love with him. As far as I'm concerned, Ricky could be a cardboard cut-out of Nicky (or maybe more accurately, a Nicky sex doll). It's not the same.

  • @MissAquaAquarion
    @MissAquaAquarion 12 років тому +3

    Amen.

  • @pendingauthor2536
    @pendingauthor2536 2 роки тому +2

    They’ve been married for 10 years

  • @raekaskie1521
    @raekaskie1521 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve seen everything

  • @Hirsh96
    @Hirsh96 12 років тому +1

    she was in the original cast as the understudy for kate? does that count???

  • @aersy_
    @aersy_ 4 роки тому +4

    I am literally crying after I see this...
    I wanted Rod and NICKY to get married 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +2

      Aww it's okay a lot of people did (I slightly still do too)

  • @LeeArttgry
    @LeeArttgry 8 років тому +3

    Ok I know rod was hiding in the closet but that means Ricky was too he kept saying in the song he wasn't gay but look where he is now

  • @Razshagaul
    @Razshagaul 12 років тому +1

    I'm a little lost... I know who Nicky is, but who is Ricky? I've never seen him before...

    • @starsscapes
      @starsscapes 7 років тому +2

      Ooh, I can! Ricky is the guy that Nicky set Rod up with after he came out to everyone, after a while of denying it. Ricky, apart from the muscles and clothes, looks and talks exactly like Ricky. In the show, Nicky says that he "knows [Rod's] type". Going from this, he could have known about Rod's love for him, or just been comically missing the point. Hope this cleared it up (if you were still wondering and hadn't already Googled it)!

  • @flask223
    @flask223 3 роки тому +1

    A piece of history

  • @espinazodeldiablo
    @espinazodeldiablo 13 років тому +2

    Pfiou, that was rough...huhuhu! XD Ahmagad don't you dare make me cry, you two!

  • @kookiemakingcookies410
    @kookiemakingcookies410 9 років тому +10

    WHAT WHY ISN'T IT NICKY!!!

  • @joyfulthought
    @joyfulthought 6 років тому +5

    I'm so happy fro them, but come on Rod and Nicky should've been together.

    • @joyfulthought
      @joyfulthought 6 років тому +2

      I MEAN DAMN NICkY DIDN'T EVEN COME TO THE WEDDING ID THINK

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +2

      @@joyfulthought I'm sure Nicky came. Just out of the shot. It's not likely for Nicky to miss Rod's big day

  • @averymaples5682
    @averymaples5682 9 років тому +10

    It should be Rod x Nicky! What is happening!?

  • @Marysajulz28
    @Marysajulz28 12 років тому +10

    ((Q-Q omg that was so beautiful but, WHERE DA FUQ IS NICKY!?!? D:< Nicky x Rod? D': ))

    • @slicedbread5568
      @slicedbread5568 7 років тому +1

      Gilbert Beilschmidt finding job
      HAAAHA joke

  • @pietato2312
    @pietato2312 4 роки тому +2

    I'm not crying you're crying.

  • @PuppetOrMuppet
    @PuppetOrMuppet Рік тому

    Bless their hearts 💕
    I love Rod and Ricky

  • @actuallyreallygabby5727
    @actuallyreallygabby5727 7 років тому +2

    bUT WHAT ABOUT NICKI

  • @kittens4jc1031
    @kittens4jc1031 11 років тому +3

    Congrats you two!! 8')

  • @finleythegemmyfan
    @finleythegemmyfan Рік тому

    Is it Nicky or ricky

  • @caityscoasters
    @caityscoasters 6 років тому +2

    *crying because it’s too cute*

  • @theamazingsuttonbarrett4577
    @theamazingsuttonbarrett4577 5 років тому +2

    MY GOD THIS IS TOO CUTE

  • @rosiebaybie6245
    @rosiebaybie6245 Рік тому

    This reminds me of my and Emily’s wedding! …Oh, the nostalgia.

  • @ellesbells9439
    @ellesbells9439 11 років тому +3

    Ah good for Rod!!

  • @iamthelegend2746
    @iamthelegend2746 8 років тому +1

    RINGS AND ALL WTFFFFFFFF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *I'M DONE* 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 Рік тому

    Geez, what happened to Nicky?

  • @MiniTalkin11
    @MiniTalkin11 12 років тому +5

    I thought thay when I was watching a puppet come out of the closet I had seen it all.
    I was obviously wrong. But who cares, ROD IS HAPPPY NOW :-)

  • @potterheadaleyna8534
    @potterheadaleyna8534 9 років тому +8

    My thought process : This has to be fake! Rod must be with Nicky! Excuse me as I plot to get them together!

  • @NotReallyThatBritish
    @NotReallyThatBritish 12 років тому +1

    You know... You'd think Nicky'd be there considering he and Rod are besties.

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому +1

      Nah I'm sure came. Just out of the shot of the camera because Nicky would never miss his best friends wedding

  • @threecaballerosgirl
    @threecaballerosgirl 8 років тому +2

    Yay!

  • @sagelee1039
    @sagelee1039 11 років тому +2

    Awwww

  • @narutardourannote
    @narutardourannote 12 років тому +3

    Rod's boyfriend who Nicky got him.

  • @imakeyougoWTF
    @imakeyougoWTF 12 років тому +1

    Only way it could have been better.

  • @user-zw4sg9yd7s
    @user-zw4sg9yd7s 3 роки тому +3

    I feel sorry for Ricky, because he's just a substitute for the unattainable. This is so wrong... I wish Nicky would love Rod.

    • @redguyslave409
      @redguyslave409 2 роки тому

      Dang don't try and ruin their marriage. They've been married for 10 years now so I'm pretty sure things are going well with them

  • @psyberblueflame5482
    @psyberblueflame5482 8 років тому +2

    guys i think ricky IS nicky! they look HIGHLY A LIKE other than the beard and Mohawk. other than that they look A LIKE ;0; so they DID get married! CHILL

    • @faithosceola5057
      @faithosceola5057 8 років тому +6

      Psyber Blue Flame No it's Ricky who happens to look like Nicky.
      I know this because at the end of the play when Rod comes out on stage as gay and he asks Nicky to move back in with him Nicky says sure. Then Nicky tells Rod that he put him on this gay dating website (I think) and that's when Ricky comes on stage. Sadly it's not Nicky they would've made a better couple. But hey that's life. That is what Avenue Q play is about. But even so this play was amazing.

    • @psyberblueflame5482
      @psyberblueflame5482 8 років тому

      Faith Osceola ahh yeah. this play is apart of my childhood. but yeah the only thing that worries me is what if ricky abuses rod? like use him for money? these kind of things DO happen in real life sadly. i wonder if they will tackle that situation and what to DO in that situation.

    • @drawingfandome
      @drawingfandome 8 років тому

      Faith Osceola im so sorry but I laughed so hard at the part were you were like no it's Ricky who happens to look like Nicky and then I got this whole scene were Ricky is confronted by Nick one day And Nicky is like we look alike and everyone on Avenu Q agrees and then from that day on everyone on Avenu Q refers to Ricky as the full title of Ricky who happens to look like Nicky XD shut me up

  • @auroradoesgaming
    @auroradoesgaming 4 роки тому +1

    the made the biggest plot twist.

  • @adoorhargreeves8494
    @adoorhargreeves8494 6 років тому +2

    what about nicky, that green little hobo child :"^(((((((

  • @Kibatekno
    @Kibatekno 13 років тому +2

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! XD

  • @Luh-lloyd
    @Luh-lloyd 4 роки тому +1

    *mY cUp rUnNeTh oVeR*

  • @LyricalMiracle9608
    @LyricalMiracle9608 10 років тому +3

    Soooo cute! :3

  • @yaretziahumada4343
    @yaretziahumada4343 4 роки тому +1

    WHY THE FROG AM I CRYING

  • @winter2261
    @winter2261 7 років тому +1

    I'm kinda confused so .-. Can someone explain to meh plz cause at first I thought that was Nicky lol XD

    • @starsscapes
      @starsscapes 7 років тому +4

      Ooh, I can! Ricky is the guy that Nicky (Rod's flatmate, best friend and crush) set Rod up with after he came out to everyone, after a while of denying it. Ricky, apart from the muscles and clothes, looks and talks exactly like Ricky. In the show, Nicky says that he "knows [Rod's] type". Going from this, he could have known about Rod's love for him, or just been comically missing the point. Hope this cleared it up (if you were still wondering and hadn't already Googled it)!

  • @AndThePickles1
    @AndThePickles1 12 років тому +1

    OMG ROD'S JEWISH TOO!?

  • @todd_draws_lines3949
    @todd_draws_lines3949 6 років тому +2

    "BUT I'M NOT GAY"