I HATE THIS JOB!

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @radi0headgiverr
    @radi0headgiverr 4 роки тому +581

    “I’m getting old now” Jeez that’s something that I never expected dan to say 0_0

  • @multiqueen3213
    @multiqueen3213 4 роки тому +860

    7:53
    Granny: "I'm *treating* my grandsons
    Dan: "Oh. so you're *threatening* your grandsons"

  • @soulofanartist2563
    @soulofanartist2563 4 роки тому +739

    "I'm getting old"
    I felt my "Diamond Minecart" heart stop for a moment

  • @fishy1723
    @fishy1723 4 роки тому +100

    Dan: I am getting old
    Me: Starts crying

  • @multiqueen3213
    @multiqueen3213 4 роки тому +391

    Dan: "I'm out of breath but I'm not the one who's running"
    Me: *"I'm out of breath but I'm not the one who's playing"*

  • @zaiibruh
    @zaiibruh 4 роки тому +670

    Dan, there is a secret ending when you pick up a box, go into the staff room with the crack in the wall and throw the box at it until it opens. You see bones, those bones are Lester’s bones, and k*lled. Lester was missing and there was a missing poster of Lester on board thing in the beginning. Try the numbers on Lester’s missing poster or the price numbers on the stuff. There are others secrets if you read the stuff you put on the shelves. I hope Dan sees this so he can try it! 😁😁😁 Try the numbers that I said about on the door code in the room with the bones. Sorry, I forgot to mention that.

  • @rhyderdscott
    @rhyderdscott 4 роки тому +149

    Alternative title for this video: Dan throwing boxes at people and getting attacked by Karens.

  • @sovd2266
    @sovd2266 3 роки тому +307

    “YOURE A TERRIBLE MOTHER” i mean, she did lose her baby for a lot of times lmao

  • @joshcarter2310
    @joshcarter2310 4 роки тому +71

    "Can we talk about how fast these customers are" as he stacks a full shelf of video games in 3 seconds

  • @Erika-sd5ru
    @Erika-sd5ru 4 роки тому +155

    Dan: **plays this game**
    The game: *Be afraid. Be very afraid*

  • @thadz2493
    @thadz2493 4 роки тому +578

    I'm sad to hear Dan say "I'm getting old" but we have come a long way too. Thanks Dan.

    • @SuchieeSRG
      @SuchieeSRG 4 роки тому +17

      I’m not sure but I don’t think he even hit 30 yet :/

    • @ericamaemorana4858
      @ericamaemorana4858 4 роки тому +6

      I felt the same to ^•^

    • @joerey2940
      @joerey2940 4 роки тому +6

      @@SuchieeSRG yea he's 28

    • @ShArKiE1212
      @ShArKiE1212 4 роки тому +3

      Bro that's sad

    • @Sentakugeri
      @Sentakugeri 4 роки тому +1

      Does dan have a person that edits for him? sorry i had to put this on a popular comment so it would get seen :P

  • @Emeraldian
    @Emeraldian 3 роки тому +105

    Legend has it he is still looking for the cleaning aisle.

    • @hatataib1507
      @hatataib1507 2 роки тому +1

      why is that so true tho🤣🤣🤣

  • @felixgreenbank5667
    @felixgreenbank5667 4 роки тому +177

    Dan : quarantine can’t break me but this game can
    Corona virus : do I mean nothing to you

  • @DanTheBeaver
    @DanTheBeaver 4 роки тому +73

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Dan: You’re *threatening* your grandson

  • @jigsbalili6338
    @jigsbalili6338 4 роки тому +56

    main character: what's your name?
    the manager: the manager.

  • @OldTeaz
    @OldTeaz 4 роки тому +133

    Dan: Weird Accent
    Jack: Choking himself while talking
    Mark: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @randompersonunk
    @randompersonunk 4 роки тому +146

    1:20 Dan: I'm doing this when I'm nervous, when I'm anxious
    Me: I do that when I'm washing my hands

  • @KindaDogFood
    @KindaDogFood 4 роки тому +339

    DanTDM: weres the stupid baby
    me remembering dan has a kid at his home: interesting......

    • @user-mp7vy9dz9f
      @user-mp7vy9dz9f 4 роки тому +17

      CPS (Child Protective Services): *_vigorously taking notes_*

    • @no65362
      @no65362 4 роки тому +5

      Yep

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      @azitfn6988 4 роки тому +4

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    • @azitfn6988
      @azitfn6988 4 роки тому +3

      IDK

    • @loretus3512
      @loretus3512 4 роки тому +6

      @@azitfn6988 did you have a stroke bud?

  • @strategos5962
    @strategos5962 4 роки тому +58

    7:55
    Granny: I'm treating my Grandsons
    Dan: I'm threatening my Grandsons
    Me: ...

  • @PickleCraftPlayz
    @PickleCraftPlayz 3 роки тому +97

    Alternative title: *Middle aged man has violent flashbacks to retail work and screams at Karens*

    • @izzqyhere
      @izzqyhere 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment XD

  • @da-fs8sz
    @da-fs8sz 4 роки тому +144

    Dan: *posts*
    Everyone: *hmmm... what's in the comments I better check*

  • @sasix2920
    @sasix2920 4 роки тому +418

    If this was a VR game, Dan would be scared. He should be TERRIFIED if he met a Karen in VR.

    • @themikefiddledoodle
      @themikefiddledoodle 4 роки тому +2

      What's a Karen?

    • @matthewp8857
      @matthewp8857 4 роки тому +1

      Ha

    • @penguinkirb3759
      @penguinkirb3759 4 роки тому

      Christopher Farley chris you are the worst spammer in the history of spammers

    • @kms.4mr
      @kms.4mr 4 роки тому

      @Christopher Farley This is the 2nd time I'm seeing you so your begging for subs

    • @kms.4mr
      @kms.4mr 4 роки тому +7

      @@themikefiddledoodle you see kid a Karen is a person who is very entitled and always wanna do bad things so their son or angel can have the best life and they always want to talk to the manager

  • @therandomhoomaninacatonesi5794
    @therandomhoomaninacatonesi5794 4 роки тому +253

    “I threw my mouse.”
    *_ATTENTION PLEASE, THERE’S A RODENT SOMEWHERE IN ISLE 7-_*

    • @rc9254
      @rc9254 4 роки тому +3

      😆 love it

    • @lulukinia7059
      @lulukinia7059 4 роки тому +4

      squeak squeak!KKK

    • @FoxynNoah
      @FoxynNoah 4 роки тому +3

      Lololololololollllolllllo
      Llll

  • @thefishmaster7987
    @thefishmaster7987 3 роки тому +69

    Lady:”I’m treating my grandsons.”
    Dan:”she’s threatening her grandsons.”

  • @uh-hii
    @uh-hii 4 роки тому +146

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Dan: *screeching* "HEALTH AND BEAUTY!" >:((

  • @Hi-wv8mh
    @Hi-wv8mh 4 роки тому +130

    Granny: Where do you keep the toys I’m treating my grandsons
    Dan: you want to threaten your grandsons?!

  • @lisamariegriffin2012
    @lisamariegriffin2012 4 роки тому +45

    5:42 One of the bottles say “GET OUT”.

  • @Cygnusart0843
    @Cygnusart0843 3 роки тому +35

    6:30 "go to bed have a sleep"-dan 2020

  • @KyleTheDude_
    @KyleTheDude_ 4 роки тому +144

    6:00 can't remember Dan being so scared for as long as "THE SCARIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER" upload. You're an OG if you remember that

  • @slayyy7475
    @slayyy7475 4 роки тому +115

    Crazy lady: i LoSt mY bAbY fInD hIM
    Me: she's such a Karen

  • @fmfkdlxmdmalznfb
    @fmfkdlxmdmalznfb 4 роки тому +40

    That so called _"suspicious crack in the wall"_ if you yeet a box at the _"suspicious crack in the wall"_ you can find an easter egg.

  • @leach7547
    @leach7547 4 роки тому +16

    young Dan running around isles in retail yelling at grandmothers “SWEEETTTSSS”

    • @qursqqw
      @qursqqw 3 роки тому

      Hahaha..... lol

  • @lancebeltran1811
    @lancebeltran1811 4 роки тому +339

    No One:
    literally no one:
    *Everyone after the Quarantine:*

    • @tntsquad466
      @tntsquad466 4 роки тому +5

      Lance Beltran Lol ikr

    • @mctao8828
      @mctao8828 4 роки тому +3

      I went out in quarantine

    • @rayua4158
      @rayua4158 4 роки тому +1

      @Lance Beltran, Underrated but ok

    • @dreaiscrazy4me
      @dreaiscrazy4me 4 роки тому +1

      It says nothing after the Quarant- never mind it is this after Everyone quarantine lol i get it now

    • @Fr4ggyy
      @Fr4ggyy 4 роки тому +1

      lel

  • @pinkpotato9367
    @pinkpotato9367 4 роки тому +83

    Dan screams: “I DONT LIKT THIS GAME!”
    **Drink water in fear**

  • @nukutairupene4558
    @nukutairupene4558 4 роки тому +80

    grandma: where are the toys. I am treating my grandsons
    Dan: your THREATENING your grandson!

  • @blaineplayz6898
    @blaineplayz6898 4 роки тому +22

    His reactions are PRICELESS😂

  • @Manar38656
    @Manar38656 4 роки тому +186

    No one:
    literally no one:
    Dan:knocks down old lady with a box

  • @sabersquid2523
    @sabersquid2523 4 роки тому +51

    15:44 I love how she says excuse me so calmly as she runs up to him at lighting speed lolol

  • @TheCuteKyuubi
    @TheCuteKyuubi 4 роки тому +116

    Grandma: I'm treating my grand sons
    Dan: Ok, your threatening your grand sons

    • @amandag558
      @amandag558 4 роки тому

      I would do that*PUNCHES* Grandma:JEEZ CALM DOWN !!! DAN:YOU SAID THRETEN THEM

    • @yeehaw7286
      @yeehaw7286 4 роки тому +1

      @@amandag558 r/youngpeopleyoutube

  • @sleepynoehams
    @sleepynoehams 3 роки тому +11

    only the traumatic memories of working in retail can make dan swear in a video

  • @MortisTheMortal
    @MortisTheMortal 4 роки тому +75

    6:00 I’m just gonna leave that there for me to keep replaying

  • @saje0078
    @saje0078 4 роки тому +159

    Granny: I'm treating my grandsons.
    Dan: Oh so you're threatening your grandsons.

  • @rxchel_vl
    @rxchel_vl 4 роки тому +38

    P.s the old title before he changed it was: 'MY OLD JOB IS CHAOS! (Night of the Consumers)'
    *Idk why u would need to know this but now you do*

  • @gabrieldundale2815
    @gabrieldundale2815 4 роки тому +9

    Me: sitting on my couch and thinking about what job I want.
    Also me: Watches this video *Faints*

  • @pinkpotato9367
    @pinkpotato9367 4 роки тому +62

    Video game: **Throws up**
    Dan: **Make discussed face**
    Me: “Why do you play this game?”

    • @Snapion__
      @Snapion__ 4 роки тому +2

      Do you mean... Disgusted..?

    • @pinkpotato9367
      @pinkpotato9367 4 роки тому

      Oh gosh I just noticed that was wrong. Heh...

  • @stevealfa68
    @stevealfa68 4 роки тому +64

    Dan:uploads
    Everyone: TO THE COMMENTS

  • @savannahbarnes2030
    @savannahbarnes2030 4 роки тому +76

    A tip- When you are stocking up the shelf’s that’s when the costumers come in. So what you should do is put the boxes where they should be the “categories” then start stocking them so the boxes are at the exact spot you need to stock them at.
    There is a secret room in the staff only door and you have to find a crack on the wall and throw a box at it and it reveals a secret.

  • @teaganstanford3767
    @teaganstanford3767 3 роки тому +8

    This game is the embodiment of stress. Dan was legitimately having a panic attack.

  • @uenciewart6663
    @uenciewart6663 4 роки тому +69

    1:41 That guys face is me when I confront my *crush..*

  • @abdoullahfofana7126
    @abdoullahfofana7126 4 роки тому +57

    Note to self: don't work at retail. Do something else less soul crushing.

  • @bethjohns6914
    @bethjohns6914 4 роки тому +134

    The granny says "I'm TREATING my grandsons"
    Dan"You're THREATENING your grandsons" XD I died he said it so casually
    Dan 2020
    Edit: Thank you guys for all the likes!I've never got more than 2 before so 133 if a massive upgrade

  • @BethanyTheCreator
    @BethanyTheCreator 3 роки тому +2

    LOL When he gets caught by the people it gets me EVERY TIME!!!! XD

  • @janaki163
    @janaki163 4 роки тому +98

    Dan: get scared by a customer
    Dan: Throws his mouse away

    • @nazeem4695
      @nazeem4695 4 роки тому +3

      Albert breaks his mouse in his vids

    • @plebb1096
      @plebb1096 4 роки тому +3

      @@nazeem4695 No Albert shows no mercy and makes his mouse feel Eternal pain

    • @nuriffah_0369
      @nuriffah_0369 4 роки тому +2

      Why did DanTDM uhhh upload his video so early...IT'S 1A.M. HERE i'm not hating but i just woke up from a freaking nightmare so i can't sleep now😣😫

    • @Kanenfan
      @Kanenfan 4 роки тому

      努力发NURIFFAH timezones :/

  • @michellebond9533
    @michellebond9533 4 роки тому +51

    Dan; "Knives. Yep, These can come in handy."
    Me; "VOILENT DANTDM!"

    • @urb44n
      @urb44n 4 роки тому +1

      Well the game is called the night of the consumers

    • @jyothi6130
      @jyothi6130 4 роки тому

      Violent

  • @rorotakesthecake
    @rorotakesthecake 4 роки тому +150

    Dan: hits people with boxes
    Dan 30 seconds later: Stocking up knives
    Dan: This will be handy
    * Dan has officially tinted psycho *

  • @susangoodjohn5621
    @susangoodjohn5621 2 роки тому +4

    Dan is my absolute all time childhood favourite UA-cam. Dan you doing great my man! Keep up the good work!

  • @puppee9359
    @puppee9359 4 роки тому +72

    dan: (trips woman with box)
    dan: I forgot you could do that
    also dan: (has never played this game) (as I know of)
    also also dan: (used to work at a grocery store)
    when I used to go to the store I didn't see many employees tripping customers with boxes

  • @cloudi4850
    @cloudi4850 4 роки тому +145

    I remember watching this guys a couple years ago. Now, he has a child and wife. I haven’t really watched him in a while.
    Congrats on almost 23 million.

    • @Anonymous_TPL
      @Anonymous_TPL 4 роки тому +8

      he had a wife when he started this channel stupid

    • @TheOfficialShortStuff
      @TheOfficialShortStuff 4 роки тому +7

      Cloudi but the child is new.

    • @robotscarfire
      @robotscarfire 4 роки тому +6

      same here ive been watching allot of his videos lately and when I saw some of is eirlier videos I was just amazed on how much his channel grew

    • @opyona
      @opyona 4 роки тому +5

      @@Anonymous_TPL no need to be rude

    • @meestray
      @meestray 4 роки тому +4

      @@opyona youd say it to someone too ya know 😂😏

  • @STierGamer
    @STierGamer 4 роки тому +40

    The granny says "I'm TREATING my grandsons"
    Dan"You're THREATENING your grandsons" XD I died he said it so casually
    Dan 2020

    • @Pie693
      @Pie693 4 роки тому

      When Dan got fired i literally throw the phone in the air thankfully it landed in the chouch

    • @skywalkerv2644
      @skywalkerv2644 4 роки тому

      dan tdm is a good youtuber ;) can you guys help me get to 100 subs it would be awesome of you :)

  • @charliedelao4119
    @charliedelao4119 Рік тому +4

    9:26 "are you f*cking kidding me"

  • @lvene_theonly
    @lvene_theonly 4 роки тому +65

    Dan: I HaTe ThIs GaMe!!!
    Also Dan: *Continues playing*

  • @moon_1_
    @moon_1_ 4 роки тому +125

    The person who’s wanted Speak to the manager there all Karen’s and we know it

  • @acapacap6972
    @acapacap6972 4 роки тому +51

    Dan: minding own business
    Comsumers: im gonna call this a pro gamer move

    • @Ky8_
      @Ky8_ 4 роки тому

      Acap Acap it’s costumers

    • @hstarzu
      @hstarzu 4 роки тому

      no one gonna talk about where the part where the little kid came and asked for a new bed frame because his mom was jumping on it 💀😭

    • @twdneganfan4725
      @twdneganfan4725 2 роки тому

      @@Ky8_ that's why you say the commenter's name and start talking what you say
      Edit 1: and its also has the word "consumers" in the game name

  • @janicelee9494
    @janicelee9494 4 роки тому +1

    1:16 OH- is that my boss?"your late" dude-
    legend

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 4 роки тому +82

    Random fact:
    Extreme ironing is a sport in which people take ironing boards to remote locations and iron items of clothing. It originated in England.

    • @Miko08
      @Miko08 4 роки тому

      huh never knew that

    • @RGM3107
      @RGM3107 4 роки тому

      Hi SciFactsYT! Im a big fan! I never new you were a DanTDM fan! I am aswell!

    • @lefikamotlhabane4046
      @lefikamotlhabane4046 4 роки тому

      U took it from Bright Side!
      Nice!!!

    • @mazon33
      @mazon33 4 роки тому

      @@lefikamotlhabane4046 Just because they featured it doesn't mean he got that from them.

    • @Beansreal
      @Beansreal 4 роки тому

      Who really cares

  • @asimpforfictionalcharacters-
    @asimpforfictionalcharacters- 4 роки тому +153

    Dan: I JUST KILLED A LADY
    Me: RUN HE'S GONE INSANE AND HE EVEN LAUGHED AFTER DA KILL

  • @tedsheckler6300
    @tedsheckler6300 4 роки тому +58

    BRUH WHEN THAT DUDE THREW UP I WAS JUST GETTING STARTED ON EATING MY CEREAL

  • @jennaanimation2013
    @jennaanimation2013 Рік тому +3

    4 years later, I realized the yellow box with the number 5 means how many times you can throw the box left

  • @TheLogicalCheese
    @TheLogicalCheese 4 роки тому +47

    It’s funny how every UA-camr that plays this notices the “Baldi” thing.

  • @zoerobotics
    @zoerobotics 4 роки тому +14

    My work: needs to be confused
    Me:ok-
    Dan: posts a video
    Me: it can wait
    My work: you do this all the time
    Me: shuddup

  • @sushu1
    @sushu1 4 роки тому +45

    Game: "I'm treating my grandsons"
    Dan: "You're threatening your grandsons"

  • @peyxpey0893
    @peyxpey0893 4 роки тому +3

    Dan: "What was his name, Bob-Dave? He looks pretty scared."
    (Not even a minute later): "Clean up on istle 11, please, Jimmy here can't can't control himself."
    Me: "I thought you couldn't remember his name?!?!?!?!"
    XD

  • @sweetieskullz
    @sweetieskullz 4 роки тому +12

    7:56
    “You’re *threatening* your grandsons”
    Dan she said t r e a t i n g

  • @irevenom
    @irevenom 4 роки тому +37

    Dan: *throw box at people that trying to run into him*
    The game: ThEre'S aNotHer

  • @sarah4nn3
    @sarah4nn3 4 роки тому +33

    Game: *The night of Consumers*
    Me at midnight eating chips: *yes.*

    • @spywalkz1
      @spywalkz1 4 роки тому

      @@Tazifa. same I'm from the UK too

  • @kitkatgaming4745
    @kitkatgaming4745 3 роки тому +4

    Anyone else see his eyes watering? I thought he was gonna cry! I felt so bad!

  • @kuntalshah3575
    @kuntalshah3575 4 роки тому +37

    Last time I was this early....
    DanTDM wasn’t DadTDM

  • @janethewolf3758
    @janethewolf3758 4 роки тому +36

    The game has one big strategy
    The customers only start appearing, when you start filling the shelves, so don't fill those immediately, since you have unlimited time before hand
    You can use that time to check where everything is
    The big part of this strategy is that you place the boxes in the isle it has to go, so you can fill them immediately as you enter them
    This saves a lot of time

  • @tortinospizzarollz4391
    @tortinospizzarollz4391 4 роки тому +53

    The game: *doing literally nothing*
    Dan: this is giving me weird vibes

  • @NA_PROD
    @NA_PROD 3 роки тому +3

    dan: smacks a old lady AHHH I FORGOT YOU COULD DO THAT
    me: wait you forgot you could throw things at people
    also me: realizes Dan threw boxes at ladys 5 years ago

  • @Makowako_
    @Makowako_ 4 роки тому +39

    Dan ive been watching you for about 5 years. Its crazy how much you've changed.

    • @daniellecruz4687
      @daniellecruz4687 4 роки тому +1

      ive watched since figit spinners

    • @MilkmanMalik
      @MilkmanMalik 4 роки тому +1

      ive been watching him for 6 years now

    • @devv1010
      @devv1010 4 роки тому +1

      For some reason that sounds really creepy.

    • @Prismascape
      @Prismascape 4 роки тому

      I mean, video quality has come really far

    • @May-jf5fl
      @May-jf5fl 4 роки тому +1

      Ive watched him since he started the Mod showcase

  • @creepermin2022
    @creepermin2022 4 роки тому +383

    no one:
    dan: i will hate this job won't i?
    customer: FIND MY BABY!!!!
    another constumor: your finest champagne, not the bad stuff!!
    anonther custumor: i need cool kid juice!!!
    now i know how my cousin feels...

    • @catcube8200
      @catcube8200 4 роки тому +4

      @creepermin 20 Do you know that you said constumor ?

    • @jollytronvr4486
      @jollytronvr4486 4 роки тому

      creepermin 20 oof

    • @ud_zar8240
      @ud_zar8240 4 роки тому

      reeeeeeeeee

    • @rainy_days2498
      @rainy_days2498 4 роки тому +1

      Poor cousin

    • @TRENTTTT_
      @TRENTTTT_ 4 роки тому +1

      is it unusual that im scared to wake up in that place after a deep slumber?

  • @IAmWelshLaad
    @IAmWelshLaad 4 роки тому +11

    Game: I *treating* my grandsons. Dan: You’re *threatening* your grandsons? *Nice.*

  • @staciehawes4586
    @staciehawes4586 4 роки тому +1

    Dantdm: Whats his name ,Bob,manager
    Dantdm 2minutes longer : Jim met is his name

  • @punterr
    @punterr 4 роки тому +40

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Bots: WHO’S A FAN OF DAN BEFORE 2020 DON’T LIE

  • @PoisonedFruitySnacks
    @PoisonedFruitySnacks 4 роки тому +14

    Dan: *he is stressed out*
    Me: Aw :( he just needs a hug

  • @caticornuniverse5931
    @caticornuniverse5931 4 роки тому +72

    “you can’t fire me I quit!”

    • @isiahervin4737
      @isiahervin4737 4 роки тому +4

      You can't quit! I quit!

    • @scruffbagg
      @scruffbagg 4 роки тому +1

      You can’t quit I fire you

    • @travismawlaanugrah6469
      @travismawlaanugrah6469 4 роки тому +1

      You can't quit you're a frog

    • @sindraygd7787
      @sindraygd7787 4 роки тому +2

      You can't frog me, you're my wife!

    • @riarants
      @riarants 4 роки тому

      Your fired you can't fire me I quit you can't quit I quit you can't quit your a frog you can't frog me you my wife I'm not cha wife your my wife oh hey honey how was work pretty good but I quit my job your can't quit your fired ahhhhhhh!!

  • @jerryteddymc
    @jerryteddymc 4 роки тому +2

    9:26
    KID FRIENDLY, DAN!!!

  • @Hopperdoodle
    @Hopperdoodle 4 роки тому +566

    *The lady who keeps losing her kid is deffinently a Karen.*

  • @jjay8753
    @jjay8753 4 роки тому +78

    Rise the Karen's: can speak to your manager, do you have keto

    • @karenwedelkrogh9232
      @karenwedelkrogh9232 4 роки тому

      I rise

    • @mirirahhh
      @mirirahhh 4 роки тому

      Not the...the their name who musn't be spe- ah oh well **shudders** K-karen

    • @adamationyt1215
      @adamationyt1215 4 роки тому +1

      J Jay someone else said that his before u

  • @Rd-uy1pz
    @Rd-uy1pz 4 роки тому +44

    I wonder what his neighbors thought when he said “YOUR A HORRIBLE MOTHER”
    Edit: cleaning isle is in the middle on the side where health and beauty isle is

    • @storeo8435
      @storeo8435 4 роки тому +2

      @Christopher Farley yeet lmao
      Can i get your account banned from youtube

    • @emeraldz6744
      @emeraldz6744 4 роки тому

      @@storeo8435 what

    • @storeo8435
      @storeo8435 4 роки тому +1

      @@emeraldz6744 there was a comment asking for subs saying
      Yeet lmao I'm close to 200k may you help
      So i comment what you see now

    • @emeraldz6744
      @emeraldz6744 4 роки тому

      @@storeo8435 oohh

    • @yoongis_donut4857
      @yoongis_donut4857 4 роки тому

      •Gacha Nerd• OMG 😂

  • @J3NA_
    @J3NA_ 4 роки тому +4

    14:19 *CLEANING (some cleaning)*

  • @rhysjones-tandy1261
    @rhysjones-tandy1261 4 роки тому +189

    Dan: you’re threatening your grandsons
    Me: it says treating
    Also me: 😂

  • @aemazing9186
    @aemazing9186 4 роки тому +83

    Others’ Strategy: Put all The boxes at the right isle before putting the stocks
    Dan’s Strategy: *SMACK EVERYONE HE SEES WITH A BOX*

  • @thedemonsteel
    @thedemonsteel 4 роки тому +38

    The hole that u found is actually a Easter egg, u have to break it with a box

    • @jalenpeters9830
      @jalenpeters9830 4 роки тому

      Yes you are right

    • @tnvivian
      @tnvivian 4 роки тому

      When i clicked on this vid i actually see a vid about the easter eggs and secrets

    • @shevchenko8330
      @shevchenko8330 4 роки тому +1

      Where?

  • @matthewxeditz
    @matthewxeditz 3 роки тому +2

    17:30
    Man: HEY I WANT TO TALK TO HIM *pushes her*
    Lady: OW

  • @williamdouglas4241
    @williamdouglas4241 4 роки тому +70

    Dan has forgotten fnaf vr. Lets motivate him with a controlled shock

  • @dramaticyt7982
    @dramaticyt7982 4 роки тому +246

    When I clicked: No Views. UA-cam: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @kawaiihomixide
    @kawaiihomixide 4 роки тому +26

    Here’s a tip= throw the box at the crack in the wall in the safe room you might find something

    • @impregnated_man
      @impregnated_man 4 роки тому

      What Will He Find :/ idk

    • @dutchess_yt1919
      @dutchess_yt1919 4 роки тому

      @@impregnated_man you'll find the remains of the vomit guy I think, idk who it is tho, ik there's a skelly boy and something etched into the walls saying : don't trust the manager

    • @purplesodaman6900
      @purplesodaman6900 4 роки тому

      what i said

    • @purplesodaman6900
      @purplesodaman6900 4 роки тому

      its tottally not a body ; )

    • @kawaiihomixide
      @kawaiihomixide 4 роки тому

      The howling wolf no it’s Lester the best employee of the month also missing

  • @Terexozz
    @Terexozz 2 роки тому +1

    jimmy in probably a year “throws up i cant handle this. Daniel 12 minutes ago“ ohh i cant handle this please help