We've hit the debt ceiling, so this is all Kenosha. | Derail Valley Ep. 38
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- Опубліковано 24 чер 2024
- Yes Rico, Kaboom.
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To Hyce,
ES&D CDO
Fees and fines cost before being paid off at the end of your shift was 14,920,394.75 dollars. We appreciated you paying your copay of 219,817 dollars. The insurance company covered the remaining 14,700,577.75 dollars.
Thank you for paying off your fees and fines. Any repossessed items will be returned to you before the next business day.
I also noticed around 3 minutes into your shift that Leighton was on shift with you temporarily.
I also enjoyed your parody and my mention. I would have never thought that a stupid suggestion would made me famous on a UA-cam channel. I also never thought I would keep this joke going for so long.
Derail Valley Debt Collector,
John Doe
Your commitment to the silly kept it up, it's been a vicious cycle from there, and I wouldn't have it any other way mate. Cheers!
@@Hyce777 so are there plans to do anymore parodies?
@@Johndoe-jd we'll see. My drum kit is now living at my band's rehearsal spot for the next little while so it'll be harder to do. I do want to do more though
@@Hyce777 do you take suggestions? I know it takes a while to come up with the lyrics.
Jank insurance co will not tolerate this behavior
Tonight, on Bottom Gear.
Huber blows up a yard.
Doe takes on all of the debt.
And Desmond, goes off-railing.
I love the contrast between Hyce singing TNT while making an ecological disaster, and then him inventing the car.
Inventing the car, lmao
tbf inventing the car IS an ecological disaster
2001 Chevy Highlander
Doot's just going
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So next time, we’re getting “debt bird” “the splody boys are back in town” and “we DID start the fire”?
oh those classics yeah a fellow man of culture who owns the ES&D album i see
Tonight on running gear
Hyce Blows up half of the valley
John Doe is working overtime
And DE2 parks in a tow away zone
"My whole screen is orange."
Not only do we get a maniacal Hyce laugh opening but we get some sick ACDC riffs and a TNT parody...awesome.
Loved the timing of the explody boi lighting off and the watch me explode.
And yes The Explody Bois Are Back In Town has got to be next time
1:15 - 3:10 rape and replay lol its a great parody
To Hyce,
ES&D CDO,
Our team enjoyed watching the show of several railyards becoming craters and going up in flames. We were braced for an ambush from John Doe's army, but as soon as they appeared on our radar they turned around. It appears you paid your debt off just in time to prevent a bloodbath, much to Sgt. Mgr. Kaboom's disappointment. We hope you are having a great time on vacation, and look forward to more shenanigans driving Mr. Doe up the wall.
Sincerely,
94 Chevy Z71,
Owner, Founder and CEO of the 94 Chevy Z71 Asset Protection Agency
P.S. The anonymous benefactor that hired us for you has upgraded our contract to lifetime status. It's been a pleasure guarding your assets Mr. Hyce!
To Hyce,
ES&D CDO
WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO MY YARDS!!!!!!
The Yard Masters,
Derail Valley
The diabolical laugh at the beginning was crazy
Oh, what's this I smell? Kenosha? Ooh it's gonna be a good day!
3:43 INTRODUCING: The new Offrailing DE2
There was a legit article posted unironically on China's state-owned news site about their revolutionary new 'trackless train'!
(spoiler: yes - it was basically just a bus 😑)
As a fourth year college student studying music education, you’ve always got an A+ on the ES&D tracks. Music, and the second channel, always brings me smiles. Bringing my two favorite things together. Cheers!
To Hyce,
Derail Valley Department of Environmental Management,
It has come to our attention that a massive series of explosions destroyed the ES&D Oil Refinery and the following explosions started a massive forest fire that leveled 15 acres of forest and destroyed an AirBnB cabin. We’ve contacted John Doe to calculate the damages and debt. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Derail Valley DoE Chairman,
T.M.C
... Shhh
Oh, that laugh. This is going to be grand!
“ I would say we didn’t start the fire, but we absolutely did.“ -Hyce
As an Australian, I thoroughly approve of and absolutely adore your AC/DC cover
Dear Hyce us here at the ES&D freight department would like to remind you AGAIN that after this and last weeks derailment you are so deep in debt that we don’t think we would have the money to pay the employees but we only pay them like $10 an hour so I don’t think we need much money. Sincerely the ES&D freight department
Actually we paid it off oo
Lol
@@Hyce777 oh
@@Hyce777but do you have enough to pay the employees? i guess its only you though so you're good (except you're also the CEO which means you're not good by certain CEO standards)
WAIT?!! YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT HYCE IS ACTUALLY DEBT FREE FOR ONCE?!!! WHAT A MIRACLE!!!
This might be the best Derail Valley episode ever made!!!
The railroader of many talents!
A songwriter.
A singer.
A guitar player.
A drummer.
And blowing 💩 up! 😂
The start of this video I thought Hyce has finally lost it, then saw the yard and was "Ahhhhh, yes, Splody Bois... so no minds were lost, but Kenoshas will be smelt soon!"
Tonight on Bottom Rail.
John Doe has a nervous breakdown.
The EPA coes into shock.
And Hyce rediscovers the principle of volatility.
Somebody needs to combine Derail Valley and Railroader for the ultimate Train sim.
I don't know what it is but something is so satisfying to see you blow things up in Derail Valley. Thank you good sir. I needed this video in my life
That creature has stolen the space modulator!
Delays, delays.
When I saw a train off the rails in the thumbnail... It made me giggle inside lol
The emperor wants to see more ka-boom, Hyce!
Emperor: Do it!
“Chancellor Palpatine, ‘Splody Bois are our speciality”
remember kids: paying off your existing debts and creating new ones are technically different concepts
Oh whats that glorious smell, it smells familiar, oh hey look a tanker just appeared in fro... *Big earth shattering Kaboom*
*Listens to start of video*
Huh, I didn't know Palpatine played Derail Valley!
👏 BRAVO HYCE standing ovation!!! 😅😅
That TNT cover though. lmao
ES&Dynamite was one hell of an amazing surprise!
Fantastic remix of TNT! Really encompass the true life of the valley!
That parody of TNT was fun :D If you decide to parody another song may I suggest a parody of Riot by Three Days Grace titled Blow the Yard UP!
Pros: the song is already about going out and f#cking sh!t up, plus shouting LETS BLOW THE YARD UP sounds like it would make for a fun chorus.
Cons: It is a song from the early 2000s so it might be a bit emo for your tastes, but leaning in to some early 2000s edge can be fun too.
But enough talk, 🎵LETS BLOW THE YARD UP, THE YARD UP, LETS BLOW THE YARD UP!!!!🎵
Yeah I was gonna say that's a smidge out of my wheelhouse but I do that all the time with my cover band. Lol. We'll see. Glad you enjoyed
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this in previous comments yet, but here are a couple tips you might find useful:
1. On the S282, the independent brake only brakes the drivers, NOT the tender. I've tested it, the S282 brakes faster using the tender brake in addition to the independent.
2. The speed signs only show a speed up/down arrow when the speed is changing by AT LEAST 20 kph. A speed sign lacking an arrow may still have a slower speed after it.
Enjoying all your videos and hope your day is going well!
Thank you!
If Hyce had the same amount of money as he had debt, he would be a millionaire.
It's always great to watch Hyce play with his bois
That TNT cover was just 👌
YES!! I was waiting so impatiently for the (very fitting) music video for ES&D! Best thing to come home to!
The HYCE behind the KENOSHA
I was thinking that song needs a music video. And here it be!
Also a surprise tractor loco enters the game. lol.
I definitely liked the AC/DC parody! Keep the fun DV content coming!
I loved hearing your song in the video. I was screaming ES&D 🤟🏻😂
Only makes sense that you would invent an off-rail engine in Derail Valley.
The new theme song for the ES&D
Love it! Great explosions and great music!
I can hear John Doe a-screamin’, screamin’ bout the debt. And he ain’t seen zero debt since I don’t know when
He’s stuck in Derail Valley and bois keep blowin’ up, but that debt keeps a-growin’ on down to Lizard Head
first time hearing mark sing, was not disappointed
Hyce fun fact for you. Its been awhile since i played DV because i need to upgrade my computer to continue handling it but unless they changed it the last time i played you can stand on the cab roof and use keyboard controls to control the locomotive. Same with anywhere on any locomotive. As long as you were on it you could use the keyboard to control it. Might be handy on certain occasions your on the roof and find yourself in a pickle.
.... I'm going to have to try this
Manic laughter oh boy
Wonderful Evil Laugh!
Every time i see stuff with 2 hazmat labels im like oooh splody boiis
The video we all needed 🙌
"We don't need rails where are going, marty"
John Doe is gonna have a time with this one
I totally don't know what I just watched, but it was entertaining.
Holy Crap sir!!! I've got to say that your voice is AMAZING!!!!
The Boom Box Bois couldn’t contain their excitement it seems… ;)
That was an awesome intro!
Good ol carnage. Gota love it
Cant wait for the end of the playthrough because the free cam in the other modes is very nice for watching carnage
At this rate Mr. JohnDoe won't let you play with his trains anymore.
I saw a truck in a similar situation to the thumbnail and yelled “you can’t park there!”
Would love to see that cover come to Spotify
Idk what went harder, that cover or the engines into the tank cars
evil laughing jump scare in the start Jesus Christ mate that was a good jump scare.
You have sacrificed JohnDoes sanity for our general amusement and im all for it. Though i did thank him for his due diligence to make sure you pay debts on time.
Michael Bay would be proud.
Was not expecting AC/DC when I clicked on this video, here have a like
Oh if Derail Valley and Railroader were put on the same line to have a head on collision at high speed the result would be the best game in a long while
1:15 - 3:10 we need this in its own video or have it as a ownable MP3 format!
New hyce video
Devious
Idk this guy can shred in that guitar bro thats cool
For your consideration (and inspired by other comments in this comment section), lyrics for your next music parody, "We Really Started The Fire":
VERSE 1:
Derail Valley Harbor
'Splody Bois in E-yard
Spam the F key, roundhouse
There's an 0-6-0
Fill the boiler, shovel coal
Fire in the firehole
Lubricator, hand brake
Now we're set to go
Harbor Military Base
John Doe's on my case
Ammunition, /CLASSIFIED/
Turntable misaligned
Rerailed, give it beans
Alcohol, gasoline
Blow the Harbor sky high
On the Eat Shit & Die
CHORUS:
We really started the fire
The Bois overturning
Means it's always burning
We really started the fire
No, we couldn't fight it
So we had to light it
VERSE 2:
Mikado, Coal Mine
Couple hard, it's fine
Pay fees, fill coal
Fill the pipe with air
Uphill, 20 cars
Corner's got the Johnson Bar
2.3 percent
We are almost there
Boiler slosh, not great
(which this game exaggerates)
Low water, watch the glass
John Doe will have my ass
Open cylinder cocks
Trying to beat the clock
Overworked 2-8-2
Summoning Cthulhu
(CHORUS)
VERSE 3:
Oil Well, DM3
We've got places to be
Diesel loco on the ground
Better check the Lost and Found
DE2 setup complete
Full throttle, overheat
Traction motor burned out
Derailed on a turnout
Smells like Kenosha
Tempted to blow the
Yard to smithereens
One more time, give it the beans
Ka-boom, cars flying
Eat Shit, Die Trying
DE6, DH4
I can't take it anymore
(CHORUS)
Hehe, trains go boom.
3:30 Tractor!!! Tractor!!!!!!!!
I see the es and d has a new company song
This a banger😂💯💯
....*throws hands in the air and forgets all claims of a "serious" playthrough*
Looks like Stephen King's Trashcan Man was there. From The Stand I think.
I think you need to pay a fine of 1 logistical haul job to pay for the machine you broke. The crew will hide the parts for the new machine in the cars so they don't have to pay for a cargo haul.
Wonder if you could do a 'S282 without a tender' challenge - basically run a job with whatever water you can squeeze into the boiler and only as much coal as you can fit on however many loose shovels you can lying on the floor of the cockpit? 🙄
Came here for the ES&D ❌️
Came here for ACDC TNT cover ✔️✔️✔️✔️
Oops! All Kenosha part deux! You love to see it.
I was wondering how long until you reached the debt ceiling
hyce i think there is a you tube video of a man who made an electric guitar out of ramen noodles it turned out great
That is my new favourite ACDC song/cover. Please tell me it's on Spotify
Need a standalone version of the es&d parody of tnt
Edit, never mind, i found it
Gonna say, second channel lol
Kenosha all day everyday
joe doe got shot for now by you
hahaha if that doesn't deserve a like i don't know what does. great job on this video. that's awesome
No didn't't you say a few mountains ago that you wanted to finish the game in hard mode so you could completely unlock sanbox, how is that plan going? Excellent video as always
You just created the East Palestine explosion again
Norfolk Southern wishes they could be 1/4 the chaos of the ES&DT
How many rail-yards did we decimate today? Yes!
3:10 Wot a?
*ahem* PTC Could have prevented this.
Lmao
is the song going to be on spotify?
We'll see. Parody are hard
Hi
I'd hate to be a railroad agent for the ES&D trying to get customers for transporting flammable tanks.