It's explained in a different episode that for a woman, Elaine at least, sex is just something to be expected. Like garbage pickup when you put bags at the curb. It's nothing to particularly hope for or look forward to like it is for a man. 🤷🏻♂️ Explains a lot, really
I love the car theft bit where he calls his car phone and asked "did you steal my car?"yes i did"why'd you steal my car??" I didnt know it was yours. Lmao xD
"did you steal my car?" "yes i did." lol i swear that scene makes me laugh so hard i cry!!! i love it lol seinfeld is the best show ever!!! lol love it!!!!!!
@Wowee Zowee's Random Videos ... I didn't know that. Through all the conversations with my friends I've always said that he only appeared in one episode lol
@@joaquinveleta3159he’s in several!When Newman tries to commit suicide, the marine biologist he yells “Is anyone here a marine biologist!?” And I’m sure the Yankees episodes
Anyone who thinks Jerry Sienfeld is terrible at acting is a complete moron. Jerry Sienfeld is one of the best comedians ever. He is not a actor but he does have incredible talent of his emotions. George; Kramar; Elane; they are actors. So yes they are better but Jerry is not terrible he is just a better comedian. Perhaps you are jealous of him and wish you were him? Or are you just straight up stupid?
XxGoldishGamingxX TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, JERRY HIMSELF HAS STATED THAT HE'S A TERRIBLE ACTOR. AND I SAY IT IN JEST, WITH A GRAIN OF SALT ANYWAY. BUT OTHERS AGREE WITH ME, THAT'S WHY YOU SAW THE COMMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE. ITS FIVE MONTHS OLD. IT WOULD BE BURIED UNDER HUNDREDS OF MORE COMMENTS, IF IT WERE OTHERWISE. SO NO. AND NO TO BOTH OF YOUR QUESTIONS. ALSO YOU HAVE, PER YOUR FIRST SENTENCE, SUCCEEDED AT CALLING THE MAN YOU CAME HERE TO DEFEND,,, A MORON. THAT IS ALL. GOOD NIGHT.
First of all I don't think your mother would be happy with your comment and especially your grammar but, Jerry Sienfeld is a Comedian not a actor so for him to have his talent that he has and not even be an actor is quite gifted. You on the other-hand make your profile picture; UA-cam username a person who's brain will never come close to your brachiosaurus sized brain (probably aren't smart enough to understand that gesture), so don't even. The only reason your crappy comment became popular is for the people who looked at it and said, "naw" or "yeah okay", Jerry Sienfeld is a stand-up comedian... NOT A ACTOR GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! So if his acting skills are roughly 87.3/100 for someone who barely has any acting experience is quite good. I don't think you'll be able to have any dreams a peanut sized brain can't produce and totally cannot store a MB of data in that stupid brain. Good Luck. Keep your shit inside okay :D.
The best part of the stolen car one was later when Kramer slammed his gloves on the restaurant table, and Jerry realized that he got the gloves back from the thief.
“People eat pounds of those things” “Yes, they eat them. But they don’t put to vital organs in their abdominal cavity” Everytime I’m crying of this line😂😂😂
If Jerry had been thinking, he could have taken his car back when the guy came by in it to drop off Kramer's gloves. I've always wondered why he didn't jump on that opportunity. lol
Notice at 3:14, the newspaper is by George's bent leg, then when it shows the different angle from Jerry's view, the newspaper is on his other side. ;)
Believe it or not George isn't at home, so pls leave a message at the beat.... believe it or not I'm not home. Love this even more. Greatest Show ever!
I am just now watching Seinfeld for the first time and I just got to the ménage a trios video. This was so frickin hilarious that I decided to check what UA-cam thought. I’m glad we on the same page.
In high school...the news would kome on from 10-10:30...then Seinfeld would kome on...then I would go to sleep...it was like clockwork 5 days a week...
"No, I mentioned the bisque." 😆 Fridge brilliance: We know from "The Abstinence" that for a woman, Elaine at least, sex is just expected, like trash pickup. So naturally it gets yadda yadda'd - _of course_ there was sex. There isn't always bisque, though.
Hahahahaha LGL did u just say Seinfeld took a part from friends... okay...lolasdfgjhvshdygvhfdvhkdfv...jhbvfjhbvjfhdvbdhjfvbdakifhyv Then go watch ur "The best sitcome ever" friends lmfao... btw fun fact for u : Seinfeld(1989-1998) & Friends(1994-2004)
It's him for sure -- good call! Never caught that. He has a ton of cameos throughout the series, and I didn't realize it till much later with almost all of them.
trha2222 Larry David's voice _is_ nasally, though, and it's very distinctive. There isn't even a question in my mind that it's him--none. I'd put my money where my mouth is on this one.
"I mentioned the Bisque" is a savage line complimented by savage delivery.
It's explained in a different episode that for a woman, Elaine at least, sex is just something to be expected. Like garbage pickup when you put bags at the curb. It's nothing to particularly hope for or look forward to like it is for a man.
🤷🏻♂️ Explains a lot, really
I love the car theft bit where he calls his car phone and asked "did you steal my car?"yes i did"why'd you steal my car??" I didnt know it was yours. Lmao xD
shut up calvin
With Larry David as the thief on the phone!
When the girl unexpectedly accepts the menage, George screams to Jerry: Its like you have discovered plutonium by accident! I LMAO each time.
Jaja, yup
I still watch the reruns now.. Still can't get enough of it. Laugh every time!
Love, love this this show
Yea I used to stay up till 6 in tha morning to watch the re runs on t.v. #thagoodoldays
I've watched almost every one some 7, 8 times. No exaggeration😄
I binged every episode over a few days recently It was fabulous
8:39 "It's chocolate, it's peppermint... It's delicious" The way Kramer says it, man it was awesome.
I
Its very refreshing
Almost like you can taste it
I'm surprised the company that makes Junior Mints didn't do an ad with Kramer's line in it. (If they did, I never saw it.)
I read this just as Kramer said it in the video XD
"No I mentioned the bisque" Best Elaine line ever. haha
Oh I disagree. She's got a ton better. But I like it. God I love this show.
I like "he took it out."
Ryan P I read this as she said it...whoa
My fave is "STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!".
I like, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
I love the vandelay industries part when George runs out the bathroom lmaoooo classic
"And you wanted to be my latex salesman"
"You disappoint me, my friend." Haha. I use that so often. Lol.
I use "this is what I do"
I say alot of times "I do what I can" and "Nobody listens." And also "I'm hungry....I'm weak" lmao!!
In my opinion, the best Seinfeld moment has to be when Jerry and Kramer switch apartments and subsequently take on each other's personalities.
hahaha yeah i laughed so hard when jerry said: "you know my friend Bob Sacamano
Raiper "He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park, forty bucks!"
Zach Haywood
Ahahaha, "Yeah i like this idea"
"How's life on the red planet?"
CaptainOfGames All I can see is that giant red light IN THE SHAPE OF A CHICKEN!!!
Years later - still fresh
Seinfeld - is gold 🤩🤗
"did you steal my car?"
"yes i did."
lol i swear that scene makes me laugh so hard i cry!!! i love it lol
seinfeld is the best show ever!!! lol love it!!!!!!
“That’s my car!!!”
“I didn’t know it was yours...”
The guy admits it all friendly😄
I love that it's Larry David doing the voice of the car thief
@Wowee Zowee's Random Videos ... I didn't know that. Through all the conversations with my friends I've always said that he only appeared in one episode lol
@@joaquinveleta3159he’s in several!When Newman tries to commit suicide, the marine biologist he yells “Is anyone here a marine biologist!?” And I’m sure the Yankees episodes
"did you steal my car?"
"yes I did"
"can I have it back?"
"...nah, I think I'll keep it"
XD
Of anyone finds that funny they are retarded
Oh midguardz, your life must suck.
Larry’s voice
T.M. Samuels “I didn’t know it was yours”🤣
@@midguardz or maybe you just lack a sense of humor.
JERRYS TERRIBLE ACTING AT TIMES LIKE ANGER AND SADNESS OR EMOTION OF ANY KIND IS SUCH A GREAT PART OF THE SHOW AND HIS CHARACTER.
WHAT?
Anyone who thinks Jerry Sienfeld is terrible at acting is a complete moron. Jerry Sienfeld is one of the best comedians ever. He is not a actor but he does have incredible talent of his emotions. George; Kramar; Elane; they are actors. So yes they are better but Jerry is not terrible he is just a better comedian. Perhaps you are jealous of him and wish you were him? Or are you just straight up stupid?
XxGoldishGamingxX TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, JERRY HIMSELF HAS STATED THAT HE'S A TERRIBLE ACTOR. AND I SAY IT IN JEST, WITH A GRAIN OF SALT ANYWAY. BUT OTHERS AGREE WITH ME, THAT'S WHY YOU SAW THE COMMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE. ITS FIVE MONTHS OLD. IT WOULD BE BURIED UNDER HUNDREDS OF MORE COMMENTS, IF IT WERE OTHERWISE. SO NO. AND NO TO BOTH OF YOUR QUESTIONS. ALSO YOU HAVE, PER YOUR FIRST SENTENCE, SUCCEEDED AT CALLING THE MAN YOU CAME HERE TO DEFEND,,, A MORON. THAT IS ALL. GOOD NIGHT.
First of all I don't think your mother would be happy with your comment and especially your grammar but, Jerry Sienfeld is a Comedian not a actor so for him to have his talent that he has and not even be an actor is quite gifted. You on the other-hand make your profile picture; UA-cam username a person who's brain will never come close to your brachiosaurus sized brain (probably aren't smart enough to understand that gesture), so don't even. The only reason your crappy comment became popular is for the people who looked at it and said, "naw" or "yeah okay", Jerry Sienfeld is a stand-up comedian... NOT A ACTOR GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! So if his acting skills are roughly 87.3/100 for someone who barely has any acting experience is quite good. I don't think you'll be able to have any dreams a peanut sized brain can't produce and totally cannot store a MB of data in that stupid brain. Good Luck. Keep your shit inside okay :D.
+ALBERT EINSTEIN why are you yelling?
My fave part was when Jerry's car got stolen and Kramer asked for his gloves to be mailed to him 😅😅😅😅😅
The best part of the stolen car one was later when Kramer slammed his gloves on the restaurant table, and Jerry realized that he got the gloves back from the thief.
Took me awhile to notice that 😂
Seinfeld is the funniest and cleverest show i've ever seen in my life.
Yes, and I can’t believe your comment is eleven years ago! If you reply, my life will be complete.
Please, Les Friedrich, reply.
Reply when
Word.
@@Beefer-e4j I'll reply instead King of Queens is funny.
I find Kramer saying 'how did you know who it was?!' to George after the Van Der Lay call absolutely hilarious
Seinfeld is gold. GOLD!!!
George's life seems so simple and angry. Though pretty damn hilarious.
"I can't even make a pot of spaghetti!"
I have a Vandelay Industries t-shirt, and I treasure it
Same!
Pennypacker : "Im famous philantropist , bicyclist......"
lmao :p
I have a t shirt with the NY license plate “Assman” printed on it. Funny to look at, but not very wearable.! Lol
Eidlones ...it’s Vandelay...look at your shirt again....
Eidlones.. Your a dam LUCKY Duck..
"I'm not an orgy guy! I'd have to get all kinds of robes and lotions."
I love how Jason/George is wearing a "broadway bound" shirt. Nice touch for an actor who won a Tony at 29!
The Yada Yada has got to be my favorite...
"No I mentioned the bisque."
ahahah the switch is one of my favorite bits ever!
Mary-Anne B 💛
"And you wanna be my latex salesman"
You and Ajish KD are copying each other. Someone else already quoted this line here years ago, anyway.
Seinfeld will prob become our generations Mash. The hilarious show that airs on Nick at Night we all love but our kids hate.
Exactly, and I lived through both when they were prime time.
Mash?
@@COULDbWORSE1 He meant mashed potatoes.
How does Kramer have the balls to tell the surgeon to get out of the way of his own surgery lol? Fucking classic.
Because he's Kramer!
Kramers my favorite
Because he wanted to see what was inside bone.
And then he doesn't have the balls to tell the surgeon about the mint.
Doesn't take balls to.tell.some one to skootch their cootch
2:33 "So inspired, so devious yet so simple!!!" 2017 and still loving it!
About 20 seconds earlier, George responding to Jerry not understanding the scheme: "You disappoint me, my friend." LOL
Jerry: You yadda yaddad over the best part
Ellaine: I mentioned the bisque
"Did you steal my car?"
"Yes, I did."
"You did? That's my car!"
"I didn't know it was yours."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😐
Larry David doing the stolen car thief!
The Junior Mint bit could easily be a 2 part Super Bowl Commercial
...Because it's a little mint!...It's a "junior" mint.
People eat them. They don't put them next to vital organs.😄
It's chocolate, it's peppermint: it's delicious!
Awesome ad
It's very refreshing
I think Elaine's best line is "And the heat, my god the heat!"
George is one of my favorite characters. He was patterned after Larry David. And after watching Curb your Enthusiasm I can see the the similarities.
Hearing Larry David on the other end of the phone call was like gold
“People eat pounds of those things”
“Yes, they eat them. But they don’t put to vital organs in their abdominal cavity”
Everytime I’m crying of this line😂😂😂
There is no such thing as the funniest moments of seinfeld. The whole entire 9 season are the funniest moments of Seinfeld.
The first season and the final two were not as good as seasons 2-7.
@@arkanoiddude nah s8 is probably their best season
Nah, 3 and 4 were the best
That was the most polite thief ever
Larry David was the voice on the other end.
Too many to choose from, just a perfectly written and acted show. Could it get any better?
I watched it all as a kid and searched my whole adult life to fill the comedic void and nothing could ever be consistently close
The only thing that would’ve made it better is if they kept making them.
Patrick Healy I was born the year The Dick Van Dyke show started and my two kids were born when this started...two of the best shows ever.
I'm glad they stopped making them when they were still good. We don't need another zombie show like The Simpsons.
The voice of the guy who stole Jerry's car is Larry David.
Really? call me dumb but i thought that was James Wood cuz it sounded a lot like him to me
Larry David had a lot if cameos. Like the guy in the cape being one of them.
Semper Fidelis Seriously?That was him? That's pretty cool
all these years, and i never noticed that
David Beecraft yup
0:33 The reaction you have when you succeed in something that gave you so much trouble.
I love Jerry's "acting" :P
The Junior Mint episode is the whole reason why I eat Junior Mints
When Elaine sees Jerry's haircut. She laughed so hard & George was cracking up also. Can't tell if it was real or not.
The menage-a-trois conversation is my favorite
_"You stole my car."
-"Well, I didn't know it was yours."
Hahaha. Larry David did For the LULZ!
Pretty Good. Pritty...Pritty...Pri-tyyyyyy good.
If Jerry had been thinking, he could have taken his car back when the guy came by in it to drop off Kramer's gloves. I've always wondered why he didn't jump on that opportunity. lol
@livinonacloud Kramer asked the car theif to mail them to him, THEN he gave the address
"No I mentioned the bisque"
How is it possible that George never won an Emmy?!
That's a real shame!!!!
He was nominated six times....🤔
My favorite episode has to be the one with the musician John Jermaine and his repertoire with Elaine
Calling the car thief was classic
regarding the switch, what about the scene with "it's like discovering plutonium by accident"!?? One of the greatest scenes in television.
George and Newman are legendary.
Notice at 3:14, the newspaper is by George's bent leg, then when it shows the different angle from Jerry's view, the newspaper is on his other side.
;)
Never noticed that b4 good eye
LMAO the conversation with the guy stealing the car.....omg dead
Roger Welch otherwise known as Larry David 😂 makes it funny knowing it’s him as well for some reason
"... so inspired, so devious yet so simple..." "this is what I do" lol
Until now my friends dont understand why i love junior mints so much! Everytime i eat or see a box i remember this episode..
The menage -- so inspired, so devious.
"This is what I do." (From the mind of Larry David. Why are we not surprised?)
Pure comedic genius!
2019? anyone..?
Yes
2020...actually. nice pic
@@crazyjoedavola5430 2021
Believe it or not George isn't at home, so pls leave a message at the beat.... believe it or not I'm not home. Love this even more. Greatest Show ever!
God I love these guys!
I am just now watching Seinfeld for the first time and I just got to the ménage a trios video. This was so frickin hilarious that I decided to check what UA-cam thought. I’m glad we on the same page.
"and you want to be my latex salesman
You and Hemi M are copying each other. Someone else already quoted this line here years ago, anyway.
He also does Steinbrenner's voice
FUN FACT: The "Junior Mint" was actually a York Peppermint Patty. A Junior mint was too small to film so they used the patty for the shot.
the junior mint was the first episode i ever saw when i was about seven, and it was a good way 2 start off
"No I mentioned the bisque" Elaine is great :)
In high school...the news would kome on from 10-10:30...then Seinfeld would kome on...then I would go to sleep...it was like clockwork 5 days a week...
lol "its a JUNIOR mint"
The way they deal with relationships is funny, it's like all the things you wished you could talk about, but can't.
"... you disappoint me my friend."
Oh man! I forgot about the bubble. That was hilarious!
I wonder if anybody has actually successfully used The Switch tactic in real life.
Best sitcom ever!
That carphone bit made me feel old.
8:12 made me laugh so hard the first time... lol
Hey it's been 5 years, still loving Seinfeld?
The Switch! Brilliant. Thanks George
Best episode is the limo or them trying to figure out the manauge - hilarious - also Elaine dancing is right up there when Jerry remembers it 😂
4:51 - i long for the days where it was in fashion to wear a sweatshirt with cutoff sleeves over a long sleeve tee
trha2222 I wear that on Sundays only.
They were playing softball
"No, I mentioned the bisque." 😆
Fridge brilliance: We know from "The Abstinence" that for a woman, Elaine at least, sex is just expected, like trash pickup. So naturally it gets yadda yadda'd - _of course_ there was sex.
There isn't always bisque, though.
"This is what i do."
Also the Dan Cortese episode was hilarious 😂
OMG OMG OMG am I the only one that had a junior mint advertisement pop up on the side!?!?!?!?!?!
Was Kramer in it?
the car phone scene is great
What's not to like, "custard good, beef good, comedy goood."
That's from FRIENDS except the comedy part.
Hahahahaha LGL did u just say Seinfeld took a part from friends... okay...lolasdfgjhvshdygvhfdvhkdfv...jhbvfjhbvjfhdvbdhjfvbdakifhyv
Then go watch ur "The best sitcome ever" friends lmfao...
btw fun fact for u : Seinfeld(1989-1998) & Friends(1994-2004)
B.R. Buckeye Man except it was Jam good,when Rachel got the receipt mixed up....but Joey didn't notice....
5:53 Gloves! 🤣
"They left the junior mint IN him?"
I love this show I watch it every night on the cw
The “switch” is one of my five favorite episodes
one of the best shows ever used to watch it every Thursday night
end my suffering
George's mind is diabloical 😆
The car thief sounds suspiciously like Larry David.
I think you're right.
It's him for sure -- good call! Never caught that. He has a ton of cameos throughout the series, and I didn't realize it till much later with almost all of them.
trha2222
Larry David's voice _is_ nasally, though, and it's very distinctive. There isn't even a question in my mind that it's him--none. I'd put my money where my mouth is on this one.
trha2222 Well is it that hard to fathom that he'd alter his voice a bit and not just speak in his normal voice when doing a bit?
trha2222 it’s definitely him
"you disappoint me my friend"- brilliant George
Thank you for posting this, rangergiya.
GREAT SHOW!!!!
I GOT IT!...as in "I've got the perfect switch plan scenario" :)))))))
Damn 2018 and 1st time watching this show
the switch .. george's scream. . is the Best