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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- cookielol never told us that he was a jax main
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sett clip from this video: • Sett Ultimate Animatio...
BGM:
Persona 5 - Beneath the Mask
League of Legends, Jax, Annie - Розваги
Unmatched in both his skill with unique armaments and his biting sarcasm, Jax is the last known weapons master of Icathia. After his homeland was laid low by its own hubris in unleashing the Void, Jax and his kind vowed to protect what little remained. As magic now rises in the world, this slumbering threat stirs once more, and Jax roams Valoran, wielding the last light of Icathia and testing all warriors he meets to see if any are strong enough to stand beside him...
*E- counter strike:* Active: Jax enters Evasion for 2 seconds: a defensive stance that causes him to Jax Counter Strike old.png dodge all incoming non- Turret icon.png turret basic attacks and take 25% reduced damage from all area of effect abilities sourced from Champion icon.png champions.
WELL HE'S LITERALLY WIELDING THE LAST LIGHT OF ICATHIA (pun intended)
wish this lore stuck with him instead of this pedophile bullshit
@@damian.392 agree
@@damian.392 it's really not about him... it's because players who were presumably "pedophiles" tend to play him often
Anyways, I have never called a Jax player (or seen others do it) ingame a pedo. In fact I don't even think about that trait. All that comes to mind is "he's gonna be a god come late game".
Man is using 100% of the champion 💀
Guys it’s not his fault he was learning how to think like a toplane to give us a guide.
Lmao
He got tired of ADC and went full Jax main
Nah toplaner are the most clean ones. The only bad toplaner was Hashinshin. Same stuff like Cookilol.
Jax players will always be PDF file Player just like tank player on toplane. But people think adc are the Angels of League.... how wrong. Adc player always have been the most mentaly unstable ones. Look at every draven main, look at T1, look at Cookilol and every game the Protagonist Syndrome.
@@terminator6431 funny enough hashinshin was the only one who was proven innocent
@@stardust8485 So you want to define an entire part of the league community (who plays this particular champion) as pedophiles? Thats a really naive generalization. Sure make the jokes and all but at this point from the simple youtube viewer this is but a milking content. Three videos so far with the same principle joke. Barely funny anymore. I have grown more certain that this series is just a coping mechanism of the channel's owner.
To become good at the champ you have to become the champ.
Champ at what exactly👀👀. Its jax we're talking about🤷🏾♂️👀
@@waheebtaudros6 That's the joke
Jax approves of this
Why would a Phantom Dancer want to stare at Ornn instead of your typical botlane pedobait champs?
"sometimes i hate being a man, the disgusting ones ruin our reputation" 15 IS GOOD FOR ME
As a Jax main, we only date Annie's age or below. cookie's definitely part of the good ones.
BRUH 😂
quickly quote the 15 sentence or you’re the pdf here
yup
i hate being a Jax main
lots of disgusting ones ruin our reputation
:c
Oh no what are you doing with the children
@@unlocktornado Evelynn roleplay 😶
Most of us are at least stealthy Jax mains and don’t get exposed😂
@@Darkinse Only the down bad Jax mains personality get exposed. While the rest stay sigma grinding. Do not let some bad fruits ruin the reputation of the class/champ.
Defamation is the coward's weapon of choice.
In the end every champion/player is a racist and a mental weakling or narsissist.
Why? Because people only talk about the cons. of any character than the pros. of an individual.
Or in other words:
Because the common rabble only knows how to belittle others to make themselves feel a bit better.
Society explained in a single statement.
@@Darkinse this sounds like a self report on being a secret pedo 🧐
The sett sentence 💀💀💀
Imagine if you are a jungler goin to gank top and you see the enemy sett do that to your top
What are you goin to do
league players attempting to flirt
You haven't seen the Urgot sentence or the Kog'maw sentence Aware
@@tenderandmoist5011 alright shoot
Man 🥶
New Jax build just dropped!!!
You take predator and relentless hunter
Plus biscuits (for Annie)
And then you build full crit so you have no gold left for your editors
@oeshik4542 lmfao
And dont forget cookies delivery gotta have that mana sustain boys
HAHAHAHA IM DEAD💀☠
Jax Tip!
You have to be good at last hitting -minors- sorry typo Minions and always use Leap strike to -hump- I mean Jump Annie or Zoe. Always buy Mobi boots first so you can catch them before they are of age!
it's crazy how all the lines could actually come from jax memes
Bro , you didn't have to do him so dirty 😂
ye poor jax :(
Nah but what he did to the kid is waaaay dirtier
it is literally what he said xD
Jax wait no!
0:47 - 0:52 godly comedic timing
RIGHT THROUGH THE COUNTERSTRIKE!
What weapon would Jax plan to use next?
minors
Candy and a suspicious van
A vampire buttplug
Big rod
Unnecessarily large rod
be a social media personality with 200k followers without being a predator challenge (impossible)
Bro went predator instead of conq
The entire thing I thought was really weird. Was waiting for the hardcore evidence, “15 is good for me” was definitely it. 😮
I wouldn't put Jax to that low level
Persona in the BGM is chefs kiss 💋
The way I chked so hard when I read the title 😭😭😭😭 NO WAYY
Enemy team picked annie. so i counterpicked using CookieLoL
Se volvió Top Laner de Golpe
Siempre lo ha sido… Y main Jax con runas de depredador xd
Just a heads up guys, in my entire life post puberty, every guy who has ever said "I'm not like other guys", or "people like that make us look bad" has always, ALWAYS, been one of those guys.
One hundred percent true btw
Nah
His messages are actualy kinda funny and original lol
Relentless Assault
INNATE: Jax's basic attacks generate a stack of Relentless Assault on-attack for 2.5 seconds, refreshing on subsequent attacks and stacking up to 8 times. Stacks expire by one every 0.25 seconds when the duration ends.
RELENTLESS ASSAULT: For each stack, Jax gains 3.5% − 11% (based on level) Attack speed icon.png bonus attack speed, up to a maximum of 28% − 88% (based on level).
ACTIVE - PREDATOR: After a 0.25-second cast time, gain Predator for 10 seconds, which grants you Movement speed icon.png bonus movement speed while facing enemy Champion icon.png champions within 3000 units, ramping up to 25% − 50.3% (based on level) over the first 1.5 seconds.
Loving all this Cookielol slander, its even funnier when people are like "I didn't think he could be like this," bro... look at his thumbnails for his videos? hello??
I love Jax but holy shit it's getting to a point where my friends give me weird stares just by locking my favourite eggplant champion come on man :c
Master of Arms indeed
i paused the video at the "when i was 16" part and really thought about life for a moment, what the actual fuck
never knew cookie was a top main
Cookielol predator Jax guide dropping soon
DDDDDDDDDD
3 seconds in and the first line sent me to twisted treeline 💀💀💀
Nah man 💀, Cookie is about to use the predator rune in the botlane
The last one is out of context, but the context makes it even worse 💀
Bro was severely dyhadreted
HAHAHA one of the best videos of all time glad I came across this channel recently love the content keep it up !
New Korean Jax build!
Runes:
Predator is mandatory
Cheap shot for “cheaply” Scamming sponsors
Ghost poro for maximum ghosting potential
Relentless hunter to get to children faster!
Go with biscuits + time warp secondaries for maximum candy to offer children!
Luden>Shadowflame>Void staff with Sorc boots for MAXIMUM penetration, make sure to buy large rod along the way for maximum *oneshot potential*!
Actually Viable
Damn Jax became a Discord Mod 😭😭😭
how to know about cookie drama in a meme way
Even aphelios gaming is getting in on the banter😂
Back in season 5 I started playing both Garen and Jax and I was deciding which champion I wanted to seriously main out of the two of them. I watched a trick2g video where he sold me on Garen, that man saved me years of abuse out on the rift let me tell you.
And yeah people call me a noob for playing Garen, but I'd take that over being called a pedophile any day of the week.
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة.
RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.
Best thing i've seen all day
jax moment
"We have Hashinshin at home"
the hashinshin at home:
hashinshin is a fkn angel compared to this creature
dollar store hash
lore accurate jax
fitting that you put persona 5 music over the ped backstory
you don't get it officers, dating minors is persona 5 reference
jax is an adc confirmed
bro wanted to be jax but couldn't evade the law
Here's to you kid
League community slowly turning into Smash community.
Cookie getting cooked
waiting for his jax guide
well ordered that was awesome.
Aaaand you earned a new subscriber good sir
Even when ADC players are the ones being pedos, Jax gets punished. Toplaners can't catch a break. It's still funny tho, especially after the Sett ult dialogue.
“sometimes I hate being a man lots of disgusting ones ruin our rep”, “15 is good for me”
It's like we watched the same video 😮🤯
@@Toxin-56 we could've idk
Smh, wouldn't have happened if he had subscribed to Cookielol's $3 patreon.
YOU MNADE THIS SO QUICKLY BRUHHHHHH HAAHAGUKIAJ,
Bro went from 3 dollars educational goat to average max main 😔
jesus
Jax enters Evasion for 2 seconds: a defensive stance that causes him to Jax Counter Strike old.png dodge all incoming non-Turret icon.png turret basic attacks and take 25% reduced damage from all area of effect abilities from Champion icon.png champions.
Counter Strike can be recast after 1 second, and does so automatically after the duration.
RECAST: Jax deals magic damage to nearby enemies, with the total damage increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase, and Stun icon.png stuns them for 1 second.
I feel like there is some kind of context Im missing, why is Jax a discord groomer?!
Nevermind, 12 minutes of research answered this question.
@@TestSubjectMacHoshi what do you mean
@@Nl-if8cs
He understands why Jax is like the way he is after that 12 mins of "research"
He likes it 13 14 15 16
the sett comment made me uncomfortable
"that is the literal definition of r*p* I made that mistake when I was 16" also him "sometimes I hate being a man a lot of disgusting ones ruining our reputation :c"
ACTIVE: Jax enters Evasion, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-turret basic attacks against him to be dodged. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect abilities. Counter Strike can be recast after 1 second.
At the end of the duration, Jax stuns all nearby enemies for 1 second and deals physical damage to them, increased by 20% for each attack dodged, up to a 100% increase.
This guy is so creepy
Curse you jax mains, when i finally find who you are you will pay!
Damn, RIP 3 schmekel Patreon man
Nah I saved alot of vids it's still good
nah what was that sett flash one
brooo how can you even write this and think: yep Annie is gonna like this one
surprising he wasnt a jax main
ACTIVE: Cookielol enters Evasion for 2 seconds: an offensive stance that causes him to groom all incoming discord mods and take 25% reduced damage from all his stans.
He didn't use E for this one lil bro
wtf is this real
Shouldn't et him cook his cookies
Jokes are all good until they downplay the severity of the situation.
Don't forge these actions are reprehensible and go further than making top lane and jax main jokes. These are serious allegations.
Yeah man we use our counter strike to block the allegations😂
Yea just gonna counter strike that one Skill gap
didn't know jax was an adc
after reading through the document id argue its more than just allegations
"allegations" does he know?
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة
Wow it's actually way worse than i thought the fuck
I still don't understand why JAX of all champions got to be the Groomer in these kind of jokes, considering champs like Shaco and Gragas exist.
hashinshin xDd
It's because of hashinshin who's a top laner who got accused of peddo but ultimately was innocent but this is league community so they keep going on the joke and now cookie is the Jax main and is actually doing what a Jax main does, he likes kids
hashinshin allegations were more known but other streamer called stevens was an actual pedo (and a Jax otp ofc)
hes doing Unranked to challenger irl
His mmr seems to be shit, he has to start in iron 4 irl
Why would a Phantom Dancer want to stare at Ornn instead of your typical botlane pedobait champs?
Hold up did he say he raped someone hell naw bruh 💀💀
sometimes i hate being a top laner
lots of disgusting ones ruin our rep
bro what?!?!
he is so disgusting , good thing you told us he is jax main off stream
Man bro i just wanna play Jax 😭😭😭😭
Love it!!!😂
FBI OPEN UP!😅
Cookie was literally scamming his contractors, but people will only talk about him being a "pedophile" talking with 16 year's old when age of consent in sweden is 15(in my country 16)
Pretty sure bro was also talking to like 12-13 year olds too 💀, you got a point tho people gotta talk more about him scamming people
@@9amlol I thought they only accused him of sexualixing 13 yer's olds, didn't know they had evidence.
@@NihaNihahaNiha Rival made a whole video on the situation and went into details if you are interested.
I understand that is age consent, but for ppl of the same age (not adults 18+). In my country, age consent I also 15 but for ppl of same age, if a person who’s 18+ does this thing, it’s messed up (jail).
@@NihaNihahaNiha there is like a 90 page document with a bunch of evidence
:skull:
can someone explain the jax main meme? I legit never understood why jax
Me neither, I’m just saying similar stuff like that…
It's because of hashinshin who's a top laner who got accused of peddo but ultimately was innocent but this is league community so they keep going on the joke and now cookie is the Jax main and is actually doing what a Jax main does, he likes kids
@@kek_9866 The Jax main being pdfs has been a thing before hashinshin
im a bit confused
whats the situation right now about him ?
He was grooming minors
a 90 page documenting him grooming minors
Those were his messages
@@alonymelony8047 ah thx i was just wondering cause i couldnt find that much about it
rivals video talks about it if you want 2 know more
Ah yes meme creators, leeching from dramas like always
Learn how to last hit m̶i̶n̶o̶r̶s̶ minions the right way.
Always has been the ADC mains. I mean, imagine being a man and unironically playing Jinx lmao
Sigma
15 is literally age of consent in most European coumtries
But not 13 💀💀💀
Doesn't excuse of admitting grape at 16 years old 💀
Master Yi when?
Kim jest jezus z nazaretu
Mesjaszem