Please, an energy recharge clock in noblesse oblige set. I've done more than 50 runs with condensed resin already. At least one, please. Not for me but for Bennet.
I found a geo feather that gives 23% crit dmg, 9% crit rate, 9% atk dmg within 30 trials. Not too hard to find, rite? The only hard piece is the last one. Crit dmg and crit % have like 0.001% chance.
The only person I've even done artifact grinding for is Sucrose, because waifus, I don't really care much about the meta so I was just using artifacts I got from chests and bosses until now, but just from grinding for this one character even just a little bit I can tell artifact grinding will be a whole new kind of hell when I get around to doing it hardcore
#GIM Everyone: Oceanid is the worst boss fight in the game. Me, trying to kill Geo Hypostasis without a claymore, bow, or geo character in the party: *agonized screaming*
#GIM Venti: A femboy Keqing: An atheist Klee: literally a child Tartaglia: literally a childe Zhongli: Mora? I barely know her! Ganyu: Average Qingxin flower enjoyer Albedo: Elevado Qiqi: A Ganyu simp Jean: A Diluc simp Mona: A Mona simp Diluc: Diluc
#GIM As a certified fischl main i can most certainly confirm that the meme describing the experience of being kicked from a co-op session when not bringing a 5 star character is absolutely accurate. For I DogDog simply struggles to fathom the blasphemy of believing that only the characters of the fifth star would be the capable ones of performing the various tasks of combat. As a wielder of the unfathomably powerful Prinzessin der Verurteilung is more than capable of of keeping the evils of the abyss at bay with the vunderful bow of the lack of strings!
#GIM People who farm Oceanid with Childe: You can't defeat me People who farm Oceanid with anyone else: I know, but he can People who farm Oceanid with Barbara:
#GIM everyone pre ganyu release: oH sHe'S jUsT CrYo AmBeR everyone post ganyu release: where is cocogoat waifu? me who simped for ganyu from day 1 and already has her: fake ass people
Yo that baby Yoda meme hit different. It’s good because usually when you trigger aggro your seelie hides, but with bow users you can aim for a shot while the seelie is still chilling near by.
Whoever did the Emirichu meme, you're a freacking genius. Not only I remembered the moment of her video, but also the meme itself were so funny it just killed me🤣🤣🤣
During that event, those Ruin Guards never noticed me, lmao. And they were there, I just wasn't near them enough, cuz I found another away to get past them 😏
Wish i could get her...i kept getting 5 stars on albedo banner while im pulling for the 4 stars even though i was like 50 away from pity...got 3 on albedo banner and 3 on standard 😐
#GIM Oceanid - boss that crushed dreams of hundreds of thousands genshin players. Me who never fought with Oceanid before i got Ganyu: I dunno man it was kinda normal boss for me.
0:35 Never LET YOU GO IT'S WHY I DID THEM ALL FOR A CHANCE AT LEAST LIVING YOUR WAY LOVE OF YOU IS MY MOST CHERISHED THING SO STAY ALIVE BRAVELY I MISSED YOU HIMIKOOO
I wish it to you. i Did not wish for her but i got her, so i built her and use her, because i'm not an ungrateful, undeserving swine like those whale streamers.
7:41 about the bow user details...me and my friend were playing co-op, and while we were, they noticed and told me that childe (i had him out) aims and charges the arrow on the left, rather than the right like the rest of the bow users. i even checked for myself and sure enough, he does
These videos are literally the only times I hear what the community is thinking. I stopped getting involved after people started crying that Zhongli needed a buff.. And now those same people are saying that Ganyu needs a nerf? Don't make a joke of yourselves. You invited the powercreep by saying that Zhongli needs to be stronger when he was perfectly fine, and now you're surprised that the same powercreep you were asking for resulted in the current Ganyu? Christ.
#GIM me saves fates for 2 months and ends up with 56 wishes and is pretty close to pity does 55 wishes gets nothing The final wish gives me ganyu me “I have been blessed by RNGeesus
#GIM Everyone: arguing about if tartaglia or ganyu are the best dps and if them need a nerf Me: *crying in the corner about my zhongli and hoping with all my soul that the buff makes him actually good and no so hard to build*
Mihoyo - new update with new map expectations of what players will enjoy - new story, characters and lore reality of what players will enjoy - more chest more gems #GIM
max consternation Amber can compete with alot of burst support imo. but getting her max cons is a pain and unless myhoyo buff her i doubt people will pull for her
4:20 i’m at ar 50 and i have like 32000 from the 27000 exp because my friend is still on ar 47 and she sometimes likes joining my world randomly and to then call for a few hours, i care about those moments and shall stay world level 6 until she’s at ar 50 :,)
Everyone: +discussing if ganyou should be berfed or not Me with my albedo waiting fo geo buff: peasents youll just have to wait till i conquer the world #GIM
Me: wishes
Mihoyo: eh, lets give fischl, if not that dont give him anything
employees: ok
Other people: *Saves pity for Xiao or Hu Tao*
That one person that's saving pity for Dainsleif: *My intentions are beyond your understanding*
#GIM
Hi, I've heard you speaking about me collecting the Khaenri'ah
children-
Me saving primo for unknown god: i am 4 parallel Universes ahead of you
Meanwhile I'm here saving for Ayaka
#GIM
Equipping seelie pet
"Aww, look at my cute little ball of glowing pudgy!"
After an hour of Seelie parent hood
"Shut up shut up shut up!"
You can CREATE bismuth more easily than you can find good artifacts
Please, an energy recharge clock in noblesse oblige set. I've done more than 50 runs with condensed resin already. At least one, please. Not for me but for Bennet.
I found a geo feather that gives 23% crit dmg, 9% crit rate, 9% atk dmg within 30 trials. Not too hard to find, rite?
The only hard piece is the last one. Crit dmg and crit % have like 0.001% chance.
The only person I've even done artifact grinding for is Sucrose, because waifus, I don't really care much about the meta so I was just using artifacts I got from chests and bosses until now, but just from grinding for this one character even just a little bit I can tell artifact grinding will be a whole new kind of hell when I get around to doing it hardcore
I was just about to comment about how bismuth is easy to create
#GIM
Fatui trying to look like nice people after Childe revived the god of vortex:
We were bad, but now we are good
#GIM
Barbara: I wonder when I'll be as tall as my big sister
Ganyu: Milk helps with your growth
Barbara: (stare)
Ganyu: oh God, what have I done
#GIM
Everyone else: *arguing over Ganyu and Zhongli rebalancing*
Me, a F2P: *just happy to have a C0 5-star*
Amen! I will NEVER complain about having Zhongli He's probably the sole reason my character's bodies aren't bloody messes during bosses.
#GIM
The player: *fights Oceanid at max world level*
The drops: *2 boss mat and green rarity ascension drops*
#GIM
Starbucks Bartender: What would you like to order?
Traveler: Can I get a Ven-
*Venti jumps out of nowhere*
Traveler: Aah
Starbucks Bartender: AAH
Starbucks Bartender: Are you paying sir?
Venti: Hehe
*runs away*
Bartender: EHE TE NANDAYO
#GIM
Everyone: Oceanid is the worst boss fight in the game.
Me, trying to kill Geo Hypostasis without a claymore, bow, or geo character in the party: *agonized screaming*
Use maid Noelle her burst can end tthose end 3 pillars very quickly
@@whyamidoingthis5083 She is a claymore user :)
Plunge attacks do heavy damage
#GIM
Other: DO NOT USE ALBEDO AS A MAIN DPS!
Me: Uses Albedo anyways because he can be really OP
I too )
#GIM
Upcoming characters in a nutshell
Edgy Kirito vs Annoying Megumin
That feeling when you know dam well you'll get neither of them.
@@generalkinobi1033 Reality is often disappointing...
Hey
#GIM
Me: I will not pull on this banner. I’m saving for xiao.
5 minutes later...
Me: Look! I got a single 4 star!
Literally me, in terms of primogems I have little primogems. Gacha lords please bless me with Xiao
#GIM
Me: *casually walks around anywhere*
Hillichurls and slimes: And I took that personally
dont underestimate us phone players
we have mastered the arts
Yeah u tell them
Wishes for Ganyu, sees 5-star...gets QiQi. The salt is real.
Me but I got diluc
Bruh i got QiQi too
Lets just cry togather
#GIM
Lisa : I'm trying my best to be a vegetarian
Me : **proceeds to revive her with a steak**
#GIM
Playerbase: Priority Target, Ganyu
All The Other Characters: Am I a joke to you?
#GIM
Miniseelies were added on 1.2 update
People in 1.1: guess I’ll go die :(
#Gim
Battle theme plays: *Panik*
Its just a dendro slime: *Calm*
YOU'RE NOT PLAYING GENSHIN: *PANIK*
#GIM
All the character's elemental bursts: A unique attack during which they release all the power of their element
Diona: koktale
One of the only gim's that is actually decent
#GIM
Venti: A femboy
Keqing: An atheist
Klee: literally a child
Tartaglia: literally a childe
Zhongli: Mora? I barely know her!
Ganyu: Average Qingxin flower enjoyer
Albedo: Elevado
Qiqi: A Ganyu simp
Jean: A Diluc simp
Mona: A Mona simp
Diluc: Diluc
Nah
Diluc: batman
#GIM
As a certified fischl main i can most certainly confirm that the meme describing the experience of being kicked from a co-op session when not bringing a 5 star character is absolutely accurate. For I DogDog simply struggles to fathom the blasphemy of believing that only the characters of the fifth star would be the capable ones of performing the various tasks of combat. As a wielder of the unfathomably powerful Prinzessin der Verurteilung is more than capable of of keeping the evils of the abyss at bay with the vunderful bow of the lack of strings!
Razor Agrees with the Prinzessin der Verurteilung with a strong growl on my team-
5 stars can't find a cloaked Fatui agent. You know who can? The faithful companion of the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, Ozvaldo von Hrafnavines.
#GIM
People who farm Oceanid with Childe: You can't defeat me
People who farm Oceanid with anyone else: I know, but he can
People who farm Oceanid with Barbara:
#GIM
everyone pre ganyu release: oH sHe'S jUsT CrYo AmBeR
everyone post ganyu release: where is cocogoat waifu?
me who simped for ganyu from day 1 and already has her: fake ass people
Yo that baby Yoda meme hit different. It’s good because usually when you trigger aggro your seelie hides, but with bow users you can aim for a shot while the seelie is still chilling near by.
#GIM
CloudRetainer: qilins only drink dew water and eat only whole grains
Me to ganyu, trying to save resources: EAT THE WEAT
Whoever did the Emirichu meme, you're a freacking genius.
Not only I remembered the moment of her video, but also the meme itself were so funny it just killed me🤣🤣🤣
Okay, but the fact that Fischl closes her uncovered eye and still manages to hit is actually some kind of terrifying. owo;
Ganyu mains: my bow crits do 100K per arrow get on my level
Hu Tao mains: haha ghosts go brr
#GIM
Ganyu wrecked those ruin guards in the treasure event
#GIM
Me: Walks near the enemy
My pet seelie: **fades out of existence**
Betrayal, why did we go through all of that for?
During that event, those Ruin Guards never noticed me, lmao. And they were there, I just wasn't near them enough, cuz I found another away to get past them 😏
Jack: talks
Bennet: So you have chosen death
#GIM
Me:*nearly run out of stamina when climbing mountain
Northern Smoked Chicken:𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛
#GIM
Me finally happy that I beat the ruin guards at guyun
Search event : ah shit here we go again
My Keqing on my ps4 : I am W e a k
#GIM
My Beidou on my laptop: a strong gal
"Are you a top or a bottom?"
Venti, Zhongli, and Childe: *Yes*
Hmmm, why do I feel like something is off
Oh wait, I’m a F2P and I have Ganyu
Same, I got her from a pull earlier :D
Welcome to the high society of Ganyu
Same, first draw too
I got QIQI 🥲
Wish i could get her...i kept getting 5 stars on albedo banner while im pulling for the 4 stars even though i was like 50 away from pity...got 3 on albedo banner and 3 on standard 😐
You may laugh at Fischl closing her eye and the other behind an eye patch, but she can still see using the Auge Der Verurteilung behind her eyepatch
Someone who hates mona: *gets her*
me who likes anyone: *gets Xinyan*
also me: *Happy screeching noises*
5:15
*joke's on you, I'm a simp for all three*
#GIM
Pyro Hilichurl: Tanjiro Dance of the Fire God
Xingqiu: Tanjiro Water Breathing
#GIM
Oceanid - boss that crushed dreams of hundreds of thousands genshin players.
Me who never fought with Oceanid before i got Ganyu: I dunno man it was kinda normal boss for me.
0:35 Never LET YOU GO IT'S WHY I DID THEM ALL FOR A CHANCE AT LEAST LIVING YOUR WAY
LOVE OF YOU IS MY MOST CHERISHED THING SO STAY ALIVE BRAVELY
I MISSED YOU HIMIKOOO
I wish I would get Mona in my Wishes lol. She's literally my most wanted 5 star next to Diona being my most wanted 4 star 😭🙁
I wish it to you. i Did not wish for her but i got her, so i built her and use her, because i'm not an ungrateful, undeserving swine like those whale streamers.
Lol I have both of them
I got mona on ganyu's banner
I got her three times already, while all i wanted is a Jean
#GIM
PoV you said the stars are a lie
*Mona intensely looks at you*
I die a little each time I get the wrong elemental damage bonus on my artifact set
HP
7:41
about the bow user details...me and my friend were playing co-op, and while we were, they noticed and told me that childe (i had him out) aims and charges the arrow on the left, rather than the right like the rest of the bow users. i even checked for myself and sure enough, he does
3:52
Never thought I needed to see Aqua's face on a blue seelie lmao
4:14
HAHA I PULLED GANYU WITH BIRTHDAY LUCK
pulled her then she wished me happy birthday
was a good day
#GIM AR 45s with no resin helping noobs beat bosses:
I guide others to a treasure i cannot possess
I wasnt scared of those 4 ruin guards.
I left in a body bag but thats not the point
5:23 THE FACE OF EMIRICHU THOUGH HAHAHHA
7:06 THE FACT THAT THERE IS 2 TOPS AND ONE BOTTOM IN "YES"
I actually got a 5 star Phys% goblet with 2 atk buffs and 2 crit buffs..
Part of the set? Glad. And my Razor now hits like the Titanic.
Lmao, I got a matching goblet before I even SAW a crit dmg hat
FINALLY someone who pronounces "Prinzessin der Verurteilung" correctly
These videos are literally the only times I hear what the community is thinking. I stopped getting involved after people started crying that Zhongli needed a buff..
And now those same people are saying that Ganyu needs a nerf? Don't make a joke of yourselves.
You invited the powercreep by saying that Zhongli needs to be stronger when he was perfectly fine, and now you're surprised that the same powercreep you were asking for resulted in the current Ganyu? Christ.
#GIM
Me: *Sees ganyus @$$ when gliding*
Also me: *It's beautiful, I look at it for 5 hours now*
Literally
Maybe even more
5:13 i'm still saving for xiao
We must save for our edgelord
at 3:36
Aaa I see a man of culture
#GIM
Me : Uses ganyu's orb to kill a cryo regisvine
I used the ice to destroy the ice
1:21 I had the same result, just with the boreal weapon ascension material xD
WHO DARES SHIT ON MY LITTLE YELLOW BOI, HE MIGHT NOT BE DOING MUCH, BUT HE'S DOING HIS BEST
#GIM fischel:Eww madame is bleh I don’t like that dish
Me:*gulps* well ..uh you see that’s the only thing I have-
Ganyu: I can’t eat meat
Pixiv and R34 artists: oh yes u can
#GIM
At this point being featured is as rare as a five star
5:22 holy shit that's me right there. God bless Albedo.
5:37 BROO THAT WAS ACTUALLY ME YESTERDAY AND I GOT SO PISSED OFF IMA CRY 😭😭
#GIM
Fun fact:getting featured is like the chances of getting a 5 star in Genshin
#GIM
Xiao simps: ganyu isnt worth it
*op ganyu showcases*
Xiao simps: ganyu still aint worth it.
F2p players: ....
*what*
5:50 my ping in Geshin Impact (999ms)
1:09 Nobody nobody but Ganyu
#GIM
I relate to 5:25 on a personal level.... (:
Everyone obsessed with ganyu:
Me: E L E V A T O R.
#GIM
me saves fates for 2 months and ends up with 56 wishes and is pretty close to pity does 55 wishes gets nothing
The final wish gives me ganyu me “I have been blessed by RNGeesus
3:42 Me who had so much luck when all the coins where not in the area by the ruin guards 😎
0:25 i uhh sing the intro whenever my boy says adventure time-
Imagine wishing till Inazuma comes out
-This post was made by Ayaka simp gang
3:30 now I want to level up Amber for your fault
I DIDNT GET HER BUT A C3 XINGQIU 🤠
#GIM
Everyone: arguing about if tartaglia or ganyu are the best dps and if them need a nerf
Me: *crying in the corner about my zhongli and hoping with all my soul that the buff makes him actually good and no so hard to build*
1:55 I feel that pain and suffering with my Diluc...
If zongling gets a geo vision: oh thx me
I ges, you know I’m some what of a geo arcone my self
Me who used a trash team to grind 20 cleansing hearts for childe at ar 48 on my phone
UNLIMITED POWER
3:58 that is a good wisdom
Got my Ganyu from the pitty and 9 pulls after this a second one...
Mihoyo - new update with new map
expectations of what players will enjoy - new story, characters and lore
reality of what players will enjoy - more chest more gems
#GIM
My friend getting Mona and ganyu on first try: -_-
Me: you are not my friend anymore
4:22 but reverse
1:41 why da fuk is there Oceanid ?!?!?!
6:32 Noelle has all of em roles
5:04 Me: another meme
Also me: Khá Bảnh cries in Tiến quân ca
max consternation Amber can compete with alot of burst support imo. but getting her max cons is a pain and unless myhoyo buff her i doubt people will pull for her
4:20 i’m at ar 50 and i have like 32000 from the 27000 exp because my friend is still on ar 47 and she sometimes likes joining my world randomly and to then call for a few hours, i care about those moments and shall stay world level 6 until she’s at ar 50 :,)
I didnt even want ganyu that much so I was like might as well do like 1 single a day, and this morning I just get her, anyone want her?
QiQi called, want the cocogoat back-
3:25 dont worry amber you and me will be togueter forever no matter if have a 5 star
Everyone: +discussing if ganyou should be berfed or not
Me with my albedo waiting fo geo buff: peasents youll just have to wait till i conquer the world
#GIM
#Gim hu tão: *exists*
Me:why aren't you if Me
I like that thumbnail
#GIM
Me:saving primogems for xiao
Ganyu:Ara Ara come here