Joll: “Conk, you’re standing on the Virus! It’s going to affect you!” *waits a bit* “I guess nothing happened.” Golem: “It attacks your brain. It can’t attack it if it’s not there.” Conk: “Exactly, Joll.”
Librarian: “It’s the psychical embodiment of the code. Python. It travels through the library. But it’s angry now.” Joll: “I thought it was written in Java.” Librarian: “Shut up, it works better for the story.”
@@Vaniliowysok, 2 things are serve as proof that it’s the bee: 1. The bee didn’t know how to destroy the virus 2. It was showing the bee while the scene was playing
Can we all agree that...Conk As a character is built like one of the best written people in fiction. He's luck is perfectly stabilized Despite not being the main character he's extremely relevant Erc etc
“Conk its 1 block deep.” “Thats good, so i will only drown if i lay down.” **looks at golem** “Yeah but why would you do that?” **turns back to conk** “Conk, CONK!?”
"what if the virus reaches the ocean monument garden", "we have to sacrifice it, its worth saving the rest of them and our minecraft world", "no ocean monuments are so important", "yeah Ive never visited one" "me neither" "yeah, there useless"
Conk:i will only drown if i lay down Joll: why would u do that Joll:Conk? CONK! (Edit: i think the netherite guy is one of the corrupted people from the civilization. based on the red eye but thats just a prediction
@DerpiestDerp-Derpo Probably not. This theory may prove why. (SPOILERS AHEAD) The cracked netherite guy in the RNG film is the same person who joll(?) and conk “tried to kill” him. So, he got revenge on the main tower of Minecraft RNG. When the battle finished, golem broke four glass blocks he was on which probably killed him (I doubt so). So, he got even more broken and was probably closer to breaking or rather, dying. So that red eye cracked netherite guy is probably that same guy. The person I’m talking about is the guy on the side of the tree. (50:56, Red eye cracked netherite guy, the one DerpoYT stated/described as).
Conk: Kibble, I’m the real Conk, run!” Virus Conk: “Don’t look at him. It’s me.” Conk: “It’s me. What’s one thing only the real Conk would know?” Virus Conk: “I know this one.” Conk: “Uhhhh.” Virus Conk: “You love bread.” Conk: “I can’t remember.” *Kibble breaks free* *Later* Joll: “Kibble, how did you know who the real Conk was?” *Kibble barks” Conk: “Kibble knows I can’t remember anything.” Golem: “Nice job, Kibble. Finally a competent team member.”
I think I have a storyline ⇩ Okay so, Joll was clearly alone, and as a baby he got kidnapped and put in the mining civilization. Conk was abandoned when he was younger because he was " stupid " but I think he knows more than he lets on. Joll and Conk being parentless now, meet in mining civilization and become friends after saving the civilizations. Then they meet Kibble, who I'm guessing has no family or at least that we know of yet, he was simply a dog and unimportant until the second video he was in. When Golem showed up in the lava Civilization, I have a theory that his daughter was killed by players for Iron and he wasn't there to help her so he feels guilty and has the need to be with her again. The Netherite guy don't matter much.. anymore. ( I think ) The villager shows up everywhere, though, which means that he might be part of a bigger story. Now as for the items Joll and Conk are mostly associated with ( TNT, flint and steel, Steak. ), when they were given the items the first time, it instantly connected them to the items, Kibble and bread is just a normal thing tho.. That concludes this story 4 now, you might see me talking on future videos! Thanks for reading!!
And nope ur wrong im also wrong it wasnt fred who cracked the netherite guy it was golem so the netherite guy got revenge amd killed golems whole family watch the inf dungeon
The whole story is so unexpected like your regular seeing stories with characters not dying and the hero was winning but these stories are just weird and that's what's good about them whoever agrees with me like the comment
Like begging is bad at all things so I can call your life has no purpose no mentality no reason to exist big disappointment to your family you are an huge L to Evey people walking on earth your parents is just making compliments of you even tho you are an big failure just to not make you sad I'm no your parent you are an huge disappointment to your ancestors
@@IWantToWatchLNK let's see if a bot can type THIS:jggjjhjhghhhhdhdrgdngfyyyurtyytyterdytfjykyyuouufytserdysterextddhkgtyfgtnmghfttyutrrtdytrtdrtytdrtoiuk
The most funny thing is that only Plot armor is making you respawn and you haven't even any actual armor worn. To start hearing the different block type talk how they help distribute their kind throughout the world was a huge idea. Now we can just talk to an item that is hiding in the creative inventory as long the virus prevents him from distributing Sand into the right bioms. But good you had also an idea of how the virus atacks real people. Good thing you learned better talking in the Hive as you not said "just burn it" and risking the Keepers preventing you in fear of damage to their property, but now you've said imediatly after the burning sugestion that you know fire can't be used, so you are not suspicious. The twist of the Virus people try capture you and then oops why capture them to bring them through the wall when whole point of fight was to not let them through the wall. But Sad that Konk revealed the Buzz power, and why no one jumped to save her? But nice braking of 4th wall that 39:20 We are suposed to cover all the plot-holes. But why you not just attack 44:47 with your sword to get Konk free? And the Python finaly beeing also the other Python was good idea and the 2nd breaking of 4th wall. Thank God this 4th-wall-breaking-exists if the Lore would have no other chance to work logicaly. And nice that they told Conk hey're his new family now and gave him compfort. I gues in the extreme, friends are there for a substitute of family if your family hates you. Luckily, my family loves me like most familys, but still I'm happy that I can have both a loving family AND(!) friends.
AWWW RIGHT AT THE END WHEN GOLOM SAID THAT CONK WAS THEIR KID WAS ACTULLY SO SWEET 😭😭😭🙏🙏 48:25(Also buzz is mabey a new member?😮 thats just a theory A GAME THEORY-)
Conk: my rock best friend she’s not the brightest Kibble: my dog, who always getting us into trouble Golem: he’s always in a really bad mood Joll:????????? Virus:hahahahahahahaha Joll: reaction when conk got on the virus. Oh, it’s fine. Joll: when Golem gets on the virus oh no, no, no get off Me: how can a rock stay longer on the virus then iron? ?:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Raise your hand if you've been watching Joll and Conk for a long time ✋🏻
My parents said if I hit 95k they'd buy me a professional camera for recording, begging you guys please 💪🏻 (so close)
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@@universaltoons those who started watching when the mining vid came out
👇
Since the first vid
Joll:
**wakes up**
Vill:
“The world is ending, go fix it dumbo.”
8bit is mid
@@qwildqq no you are wrong
Vill: Its YOUR problem dumbass go fix it we're background characters
@@qwildqqWhile 8bit migjt be slow, his damage output is insane, the range can make him win lanes easily and add damage up to 50% to his teammates
@@BlackWhiteAndGoldEagle who's 8 bit
"We’re coming! And we’re saying it out loud for storyline reasons!”
Do you remember? That's from Minecraft RNG😂😂😂
Buddy we can hear
Never gets old
right
@@Phoenix-mh1duyou also watch Minecraft RNG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Conk = “My rock best friend, he’s not the brightest”
Kibble = “My dog who is always getting us into trouble”
Golem = “He’s always in a bad mood”
True
??? 50:57
????? 51:05
Super cool videos it's my first time watching you guys your guys are awesome like PVP celebration
Joll: “Conk, you’re standing on the Virus! It’s going to affect you!” *waits a bit* “I guess nothing happened.”
Golem: “It attacks your brain. It can’t attack it if it’s not there.”
Conk: “Exactly, Joll.”
.lol
Time stamp?
rizz
@@abramstanger-rq4jwjust watch the fucking video my guy
I have but havent subed😂
Conk: “bye b*tch” got me cracking up
Lol
For real that's like the first time conk is serious
time stamp?
@@mr_jerryrune 48:37
@NoGamerind0 *Me
WAKE UP CONK THE ROCK IS BACK
In town
⏰️
I love your vids big fannn
Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up..
My name is conk I'm not a rock
20:38
Golem: this is sticky, it's getting all over my feet
Conk: I can lick it off
Golem: I don't think you know what you just said
😂😂😂
Been here since dirt civilization glad to see conk hitting puberty
For real
Ya
Librarian: “It’s the psychical embodiment of the code. Python. It travels through the library. But it’s angry now.”
Joll: “I thought it was written in Java.”
Librarian: “Shut up, it works better for the story.”
What time stamp?
@@Pjgmerabout 45:00
@@FearlessGorillatag45:13 to be exact
@@__Fortnite__69 Bro
"That's Conk, he isn't the brightest but he is my rock best friend" is my favourite part of every movie
Yep
Yes tbh
yep
Lmao. Mine too
HAHAHHA
The amount of times Conk broke the forth wall by saying stuff like "The lore for this movie is crazy ( 28:26 )" is just shocking-
Bee: “It’s not all black and yellow. It won’t be that easy.”
Joll: “Don’t you mean black and white?”
Bee: “Don’t be racist*
"don't be racist i am a bee" *a parody of don't be racist i am a skeleton"
wasnt it golem?
@@Vaniliowysok mikomiko😮niko Biko
@@NotFireLeaf, the original was actually “Don’t be racist, I am a building”
@@Vaniliowysok, 2 things are serve as proof that it’s the bee:
1. The bee didn’t know how to destroy the virus
2. It was showing the bee while the scene was playing
11:30 Conk: "I would only drown if I laid down."
Golem: "But, why would you do that?"
2 secs later
Joll: "Conk? CONK?!"
❤
😂😂
as soon as I read your comment I got to that part like 5 secs later
so true
Don't call conk Rock or else he will go conk ultra instinct 37:34
Conk:
“How did the lava not destroy the virus?”
Well Conk, it’s a bit off a tactic the virus knew so called “Plot Armor”
Plot armor be workin real fine💀👍 39:12
"Python?, I thought it was in java?" "shut up, this works better for the story"
Where
@@derrikwalker754845:08
3:35
@@DarleneWilliams-t9uno it is 45:13
It's not 3 minutes 35 seconds it's in the 45 of minutes
I like how nobody is talking about the facts that Joll canonically has water powers
Yeah why doesn't he just use 'em?
@@BrunoTheTuber_YTreal like they said, he didn't even know he had them, never mind use them properly
@@Clawed_Beauty_Fan no he said that the virus lies about anything to make them stay in a trance.
@@Xx_doodler_xX imagine if it was true
They made everything less green so they could greenscreen the virus
Golom: "were killing every one"
Joll: "Am with golom"
Conk: "I guess am out numbered"
whos golom
The iron golem :/
@@Pjgmer no thats golem not whoever ‘golom’ is
New gollum Lore🔥🔥🔥
48:35 conk:I have a better family now BYE BIT-*beep* i just love that lol
Same😭
Seam😂
I mean, that was your savage
“Welcome to Beegypt”🔥🔥🔥🔥
'This is the physical embodiment of the code, Python'
'I thought it was written in Java?'
'It works better for the story'
I mean Java is another word for coffee they drink a lot of coffee
No way that’s crazy 8:36 8:36
WE ARE THE SAME
Bedrock was written in c++ although, neither of them are python.
45:08
Golem: "I'll punch you."
Virus: "aight bye."
"But It's just a theory" the matpat reference 😭 , wait till conk finds out he retired
WE CANT LET HIM KNOW
When is that?
He won't his brain is too small to know
@@Thegamingcharjabug9:54:23
@@The_rock_man trank you for it ! It's perfectly working !
[ ,'
Conk: You think she was single?
Golem: That was a guy and it was Minecraft’s code.
Conk: Was that a yes or a no?
13:53
@@GrayGrayman just put the fries in the bag
@@GrayGrayman conk has like 2 braincells he prob thinks bisexual is a country
What’s the point of this comment it’s just the exact same thing as the video because idc
Probably ye
I've been waiting for another vid of you Joll and Conk keep it up🔥🔥🔥
Joll: "Golem can you get through?"
Golem: "Yeah, but let's cut between here and the next trap just in case I don't fit"
XD
Conk just explained racism 😂 36:13
literally need the next part rn. also so glad you didn’t really kill buzz
Can we all agree that...Conk As a character is built like one of the best written people in fiction.
He's luck is perfectly stabilized
Despite not being the main character he's extremely relevant
Erc etc
Well he is like the 2nd main character
Is luck is very unstable at times (rng movie)
Also gibble he is smarter than all of them except golem
50 seconds ago@@Grass_head
“Conk its 1 block deep.”
“Thats good, so i will only drown if i lay down.”
**looks at golem**
“Yeah but why would you do that?”
**turns back to conk**
“Conk, CONK!?”
the sentence " thats conk, my rock bestfreind, he isint the brightest" will be forever remembered
Thanks for reaching out before making your film, this was a really fun and interesting take on what this all means
Thanks 😎😎
Yooooooo
Yoooooooo
@@JollMC T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T
@@JollMCWASSUP CONK
"what if the virus reaches the ocean monument garden", "we have to sacrifice it, its worth saving the rest of them and our minecraft world", "no ocean monuments are so important", "yeah Ive never visited one" "me neither" "yeah, there useless"
Golem says get on my shoulders. Flashback to the rng movie… 😂
Conk: i care about you
Golem: Then whats my last name?
Conk: Iron
Golem: You think iron is my last name?
Conk: Its written all over you face
11:34 "conk? Conk!?!" Freeken broke me idk why
HIS NAME,IS, CONK
@@robotmario5464yeah its literally in the channels name
@@robotmario5464 I fixed it, you happy?
@@thesupergamergod1781 yea
Let’s gooooooo Joll and Conk back with another banger babyyy
W
Yes sir 🗣️🙏
YOOOOOOO
Yessir finally, the legends themselves uploaded
Fr
yess they make the best minecraft movies ever
respectfully
who came back to watch this from the future movie?
Me, but if only they added mods for better animations for their powers ngl but the story is very good
me
Conk: “I’m special”
Golem: “I know”
💀
Joll: Golem, will you fit?
Golem: Yes, but let’s cut to the next sevens just in case.
Lets cut between here and the next trap
Conk:i will only drown if i lay down
Joll: why would u do that
Joll:Conk? CONK!
(Edit: i think the netherite guy is one of the corrupted people from the civilization. based on the red eye but thats just a prediction
A GAME PREDICTION
Isn't it a film?
@@CATLOVER69428 it has lore
@@DerpiestDerp-Derpolore
@DerpiestDerp-Derpo Probably not. This theory may prove why. (SPOILERS AHEAD)
The cracked netherite guy in the RNG film is the same person who joll(?) and conk “tried to kill” him. So, he got revenge on the main tower of Minecraft RNG. When the battle finished, golem broke four glass blocks he was on which probably killed him (I doubt so). So, he got even more broken and was probably closer to breaking or rather, dying. So that red eye cracked netherite guy is probably that same guy.
The person I’m talking about is the guy on the side of the tree. (50:56, Red eye cracked netherite guy, the one DerpoYT stated/described as).
Bee: "its all black and yellow"
Joll: "dont you mean black and white"
Bee: "dont be racist."
Conk: Kibble, I’m the real Conk, run!”
Virus Conk: “Don’t look at him. It’s me.”
Conk: “It’s me. What’s one thing only the real Conk would know?”
Virus Conk: “I know this one.”
Conk: “Uhhhh.”
Virus Conk: “You love bread.”
Conk: “I can’t remember.”
*Kibble breaks free*
*Later*
Joll: “Kibble, how did you know who the real Conk was?”
*Kibble barks”
Conk: “Kibble knows I can’t remember anything.”
Golem: “Nice job, Kibble. Finally a competent team member.”
21 sec
i want to know, are you an advanced like beggar?
Wow its like we watched the same exact video 😲🤯🤯
19:17
19:42
@@LamNguyen-xb8rf wow its like you Are Very cool Woaahhhh 😃
Joll: "golem can you get thru?"
Golem: "yeah but let's cut between here and the next trap just in case I can't fit" 25:25 😂
I think I have a storyline ⇩
Okay so, Joll was clearly alone, and as a baby he got kidnapped and put in the mining civilization.
Conk was abandoned when he was younger because he was " stupid " but I think he knows more than he lets on.
Joll and Conk being parentless now, meet in mining civilization and become friends after saving the civilizations.
Then they meet Kibble, who I'm guessing has no family or at least that we know of yet, he was simply a dog and unimportant until the second video he was in.
When Golem showed up in the lava Civilization, I have a theory that his daughter was killed by players for Iron and he wasn't there to help her so he feels guilty and has the need to be with her again.
The Netherite guy don't matter much.. anymore. ( I think )
The villager shows up everywhere, though, which means that he might be part of a bigger story.
Now as for the items Joll and Conk are mostly associated with ( TNT, flint and steel, Steak. ), when they were given the items the first time, it instantly connected them to the items, Kibble and bread is just a normal thing tho..
That concludes this story 4 now, you might see me talking on future videos!
Thanks for reading!!
Ye
the netherite guy caused this he caused the RNG and the glitch in the code and most of it
This aged awfully
Kibble is the son of the parasite king and dirt civilization was the one that kidnapped joll
And nope ur wrong im also wrong it wasnt fred who cracked the netherite guy it was golem so the netherite guy got revenge amd killed golems whole family watch the inf dungeon
48:38 conk saying “bye b*tch” was so funny
Conk: "I'm special"
Golem: "I know"
Conk nearly dies 100 times. He has a death wish 😂
Fr
Fr
It's like bro wants to die but to Lucky to die
"This rock must have a death wish🎅🎅🎅🐈"
I think he doesn't know what death is😂
Golem: I'll punch you
Virus: "okay bye!"
Me: dying
Golem: How are you sweating?
Conk: PUBERDY.
“I have a better family now, bye bi-“ BEST PART LMAOO
What time was it ?
@@Alexthegamer222 48:28 in a lil more time
@@Level100noob ty man
1:33 "but thats just a theory" good to see conk knows who matpat is
Maybe I misheard it but I'm not changing my comment
Before I saw this I literally commented " 1:34 but that's just a theory a cart theory"
WAKE UP BABY JOLL AND CONK POSTED 🔥🔥🔥
48:35 “I have a better family now. bye b*txh” WAS GOLD
i love the use of the moog city map for the railway
Joll and Conk is the best duo ever
20:51 Egypt ❎
Beegypt✅
Also the video was amazing ❤❤
conk: "I have a better family now, bye B****" it's so funny XD!
Lets go joll and conk upload 🔥
The whole story is so unexpected like your regular seeing stories with characters not dying and the hero was winning but these stories are just weird and that's what's good about them whoever agrees with me like the comment
you know its a good day when joll and conk upload
time to spend the rest of my day figuring out some lore
Babe wake up joll and conk uploaded a movie
I wonder if Mal got his hands on remains of Cory’s power
Golem is the crack guy he hasn’t been like that till this video hopefully Joll and conk see this
20:38
“Hi Honey”
*barks*
“Dont Get Jealous”
Best line ever
Les go new movie from the best Minecraft yt
ANOTHER MOVIE?!?! GOOD JOB
If Conk is still single then maybe you Joll could set me and Conk up on a date??
No he is mine
Ayoooooooooo
Nah. I'm more his kind. Look at my pfp.
O-o o-O
Man is DESPERATE😭🙏
Ive been watching for 7.5 months youre vids are so good the best
I don’t know why Joll and conk are so underrated they do such a good job with their videos who agrees with me
👇
Like begging is bad at all things so I can call your life has no purpose no mentality no reason to exist big disappointment to your family you are an huge L to Evey people walking on earth your parents is just making compliments of you even tho you are an big failure just to not make you sad I'm no your parent you are an huge disappointment to your ancestors
16:21
Conk: Lets burn the water
Joel: Conk that's not gonna work
Sans: yes it is
lol
Wit nvm I don’t understand but I’m who sans is
One word,@@J.A.T-z6k,Undertale.
@@Thekindagoodgamertelevisionphobro doesn’t know who sans is?😂 clearly a bot
@@IWantToWatchLNK let's see if a bot can type THIS:jggjjhjhghhhhdhdrgdngfyyyurtyytyterdytfjykyyuouufytserdysterextddhkgtyfgtnmghfttyutrrtdytrtdrtytdrtoiuk
I'm so happy that's buzz is a new member of the group after all its about time we got another member
WHY DID BUZZ HAVE TO DIE THEY WERE ONLY A BABEE
@@marthalease6966Watch the end she still alive
@@marthalease6966yeahhhhhhh whyyyyyyy
Nooooooooo
So glad buzz came back at the end of the movie
The video is amazing!! I wonder how long took lol
LETS GOO NEW JOLL AND CONK VID
48:36 dang that was just brutal
If conk was smart know the video arent real😂
4:19 trying to figure out the sand guys voice and realizing it is joofylobby😂😂
damn joll has grown his channel so much... i remember seeing his first video
okay
17:05 Ocean Monuments be getting strays for no reason🤣
The most funny thing is that only Plot armor is making you respawn and you haven't even any actual armor worn. To start hearing the different block type talk how they help distribute their kind throughout the world was a huge idea. Now we can just talk to an item that is hiding in the creative inventory as long the virus prevents him from distributing Sand into the right bioms. But good you had also an idea of how the virus atacks real people. Good thing you learned better talking in the Hive as you not said "just burn it" and risking the Keepers preventing you in fear of damage to their property, but now you've said imediatly after the burning sugestion that you know fire can't be used, so you are not suspicious. The twist of the Virus people try capture you and then oops why capture them to bring them through the wall when whole point of fight was to not let them through the wall. But Sad that Konk revealed the Buzz power, and why no one jumped to save her? But nice braking of 4th wall that 39:20 We are suposed to cover all the plot-holes. But why you not just attack 44:47 with your sword to get Konk free? And the Python finaly beeing also the other Python was good idea and the 2nd breaking of 4th wall. Thank God this 4th-wall-breaking-exists if the Lore would have no other chance to work logicaly. And nice that they told Conk hey're his new family now and gave him compfort. I gues in the extreme, friends are there for a substitute of family if your family hates you. Luckily, my family loves me like most familys, but still I'm happy that I can have both a loving family AND(!) friends.
the cameos are insane 😂
NEW JOLL AND CONK VID LETS GOOO
Watching these four just makes me feel so free good work Joel, Conk, kibble and Golem
You forgot buzz
@@Thegamingcharjabug oops sorry hadn’t seen buzz at that point
@@dejansiou5189 it’s all good
Joll conk when did you have this much confidence golem to be fair. He always had this much confidence.😊
Conk: “I crave physical touch”
Joll: “huh me too”😂
AWWW RIGHT AT THE END WHEN GOLOM SAID THAT CONK WAS THEIR KID WAS ACTULLY SO SWEET 😭😭😭🙏🙏 48:25(Also buzz is mabey a new member?😮 thats just a theory A GAME THEORY-)
Shes literally dead
umm
..did you even watch the end.. she came back to life. That just shows u didnt watch the whole thing mate 💀@@DinoGuy187 51:00
You predicted the future of 2 weeks
@@DinoGuy187bros regretting those words
@@TylerRoque15 i fucking am lol echo is good at predictong stuff
Idea: Make a channel Conk And Joll its the same adventure but Conk will think and talk
W idea
“I have a better family now, bye b****” I’m so dead
Conk: my rock best friend she’s not the brightest
Kibble: my dog, who always getting us into trouble
Golem: he’s always in a really bad mood
Joll:?????????
Virus:hahahahahahahaha
Joll: reaction when conk got on the virus. Oh, it’s fine.
Joll: when Golem gets on the virus oh no, no, no get off
Me: how can a rock stay longer on the virus then iron?
?:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
42:28 :
From a cracked friend
Me: it’s the guy that conk killed but he only had a crack only , it’s the ancient debris
27:36 CONK IS BISEXUAL CONFIRMED!?!?!!
CONK IS THE GOAT,WITHOUT CONK THIS SERIES IS FINISHED
I started watching you guys from you first vid and I'm still here
you know your dead when conk says “MY NAME IS NOT ROCK….ITS CONK11!1!!1!1!1!!!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!1!1
❌❌Spoiler Blocker❌❌
Gorilla tag so popular Every single video I watch I see gorilla tag profile picture😂😂😂😂 😂
Ya
Can't wait to watch it!❤
I just started watching his videos today but they are really just amazing!😊