@zykeeJohnson-vg9ey bro, it's literally one point away from 100 which is perfect, it's an amazing score. But the joke is that that one point separates him from recognition
I don’t care what kinda power fantasy you got the odds just ain’t in African favor seriously we are talking 20,000-1 talented tenth can’t take on a talented 25 percent.
And let me tell you something, I don't get where this guy gets his information on white people but no way in hell my white ass got allowance or money EVER. If I got bad grades I got grounded, if I whined I got the belt on my behind or soap in my mouth. Not one of my white friends dared to talk back at their parents especially fathers 😂
@@JohnCohenEwaoche Wow, Mr. John Cohen, you're here I'm a subscriber and also a member of DLBC from AKS, Nigeria I love your song Trinity. You're the last I expected to see in a comment section 😂😂
My parents straight up told me around middle school that they were giving up on me and focusing on my siblings. I didn't hear a peep about my grades from then on 💀
Thsi guy is so underrateddd he literally has the most creative roasts and always makes me laugh. No matter how many subs you have, keep going!! You genuinely make people (and me) smile.❤
Asian parents: Physical Pain
African parents: Mental Anguish
Don't worry, the Africans parents will best you too 😂
African parents are both actually 😭😭😭
Lol...nobody tell him😂
@@AMAAT3RASUAsian parents are also both 😭😭😭
Indian parents: BOTH
"you condemned commoner" I'm dead 💀
Same here bro I’m crying
I'm so confused, I'm white, and I get the African treatment from my parents I guess...
lol 😂
The mountains of Caucasus have disowbed you. Welcome, brother. @@coreyblackman6079
Actually a FOUL insult
“Will you stop meandering about, you are not the thinker” cracked me 😂
Lmao😭💀
“CEO of Google, Apple, & Twitter at the same time” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought about that for a moment, like how's that even possible? 😅😅
Elon musk moment
Almost certain that would be illegal
Worst is that they genuinely thing shit is like that, that they know everything
@@JustTheFacts45it would be against company policy so yeah you’re right lol
"Extract yourself of this room before i cremate you" LMFAO 💀💀
Germans in poland in 1940s be like
@@hamoodkorwinhabibike9359naah. You didnt just say that😂
Man really made the Asian stereotype African that's crazy bro you already had black 🧒🏿🧒🏿
@@hamoodkorwinhabibike9359bro 💀
Like I'm black and this
Is accurate wtf💀💀💀💀💀
“Today my enemies have succeeded” 💀
Sounds like the father personal problem
This is actually a real thing that Africans say. It's a metal line tbh
499th like
@@toitalofficial”_____ is so metal bro!!!!” Whatever it is, no it isn’t, and it never will be
@@toitalofficialgoes hard asf
"Why are you allergic to success" 😂
"Condemned commoner" 😂😂😂
"Today our enemy have succeeded"
ISNT A 99 good
@zykeeJohnson-vg9ey bro, it's literally one point away from 100 which is perfect, it's an amazing score. But the joke is that that one point separates him from recognition
@@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 ah thx for telling me😃
"Three second head start" I am dying💀💀💀
“You are not the thinker, just give me the results”💀😂
😂
:(
@@_the.thinker_:(
@@大砲はピュ:(
@@_the.thinker_ :(
“Why are you just allergic to success” 💀
💀
Alhaitham pfp I simp for him 🤫🧏♂️
The alheithem pfp somehow made this even funnier 😂😂
Fr lol
Omg 2.8k likes in a day lol
“Why are you just allergic to success😔” i can feel bro's pain
I can too 😢
@@giyutomioka8563damn
Im just asking why does this comment have 2.9k likes but 1 comment?
So can 8😢
@@vibremaster239 poor 8
"Wh-wh-why are you just allergic to success???" The stutter had me dyingggg😂😭😂😭
Asian parents vs African parents gonna be the fight of the century
Shi boutta go down
The casualties will be high with this one
I don’t care what kinda power fantasy you got the odds just ain’t in African favor seriously we are talking 20,000-1 talented tenth can’t take on a talented 25 percent.
@virtueofabsolution7641 verbal and physical abuse wise, asian parents cannot stack up.
african will win trust me i know how they bat people
The "You're just allergic to success" got me 😂😂😂
hits harder than asian parents
Poetic way of insulting 😂
That is just my brother.
I ask myself that every time
same
I swear African parents have the most creative insults
Fr
Apparent poets too.
there's at least 500-1000 🤬word in Arabic 😂
You say a word back and you are on the grill lol
It’s just how many African languages translate into English.
"You know the drill" 😭😭💀💀
"Your ancestors are disappointed"😭😭😭
😅
Imagine Your Ancestors Seeing You Corny For A Chicken
Furries And Zoo: 😅💀
Bro wait I thought apes couldn’t talk though? 🤔🤔
"Today, my enemies have succeeded." I would actually cry
As an African that insult sounds basic 😂
@@purplequeen4891are african parents like that?
Bro that’s just a basic insult 😭🙏🏿
@@StewieWhite Yes 😭😭 i got berated one time for leaving a SINGLE wrapper on the couch 😭😭😭
@@biggestoof must have been tough
"Today my enemies have succeeded" hits harder than the flying chappal😢
My brain's autocorrect: "Flying chapel!"
@Desiishaanyour name is desi ishaan and you dont know what the chappal is 😢😢 this hurts more than the chappal
@Desiishaan the brother does not know the flying chappal yet his name is desishaan, is the brother just using the word desi as a pawn?
IMAM! AMEEN@@pip_SMM
"Extract yourself from my room immediately before I cremate you" is crazy 💀 ☠️
"EXTRACT YOURSELF" extracted all my laughter out of me
I was checking to see if the Yeezy slides were legit
COTTENEYEJOEEE
I agree. You could say it gave me a dubious chuckle.
"My enemies have succeeded" is very common in Nigeria 😂😂.
And in southAfrica
And Ghana
Ikr
I like your name
@@olukayodeniranoluwa4748 Thanks. All credits to my parents,especially my father ❤️.
“You are not the thinker” absolutely sent me 💀
same bro
"Three second head start" is intense!
" you condemned commoner" is wild, i swear the words african parents use most of the times hurt even more than getting whooped by a belt 💀💀💀
It's exaggerated but still toxic 😂
You can't even imagine the extant 😂😂😂😂
BRO ONG THIS WAS FUNNY ASF
Yo😂😂😂
Those trophies lookin delicious
😂😂
Should’ve added me and my mom when I get a bad grade
(I’m Asian)
"Everyone else's students are Ceo's of Google, Twitter and Apple at the same time" 💀
damn bro that was definitely in the video
All you put was a skull emoji great job 😀👍
Like-whoring
Spread your legs
All y'all got no parents bro omg, ain't no one care about the comment y'all just wanna make a big deal out of it.
"extract yourself from my room immediately before I cremate you" Is wild 💀💀💀💀
“My enemies have succeeded” has gotta be a running gag in the African Parent Community
Especially if they talk about their village people
And let me tell you something, I don't get where this guy gets his information on white people but no way in hell my white ass got allowance or money EVER. If I got bad grades I got grounded, if I whined I got the belt on my behind or soap in my mouth. Not one of my white friends dared to talk back at their parents especially fathers 😂
The African part is always the funniest 😂
Yes, because that’s the punchline.
I swear
thats the point
That Nigeria for u😂😂
Asian: you got a 100? Wtf why isn't it a 110
"Where'd the last 1% go? You managed to get 99 but couldn't get the 1??" 😭
My mom when i get less then 70: 💀
My mom when I get 70-89: good job
My mom when I get 90-99: WHY NOT 100?!?!?!?
@@Dr._Bo my mom when I got 92%: You are no daughter of mine
@@emmarina3525 damn, I feel you sister😭
@@Dr._Boit’s a guy
@@churchofGod123 really? Tho I see 'emma' in the name?
The imam music makes it 10 times funnier🤣🤣🤣
3 second head start is crazy 💀
Fr
ong
I got the 0 sec one
@@_Hampter fr
@@aquaphoenix200 I got -0 second head start
"Condemed Commoner" Killed me 💀
Edit: my notifications 💀
Why do people have the need to say that lmao
@@picapica8266fax
Here's a cool trick: If you stop editing to comment on the like amount, you'll get even more of them.
We dont care about how many likes u got stfu
@@powrof3 bro fr like what's the point of editing it in, it's so cringe
literally every african parent: my enemies have succeeded
😭😭
That’s just easy mode Asian💀
Fr bro 😭
there is no such thing as easy mode on abusive households tbh
@@Scope34 it's not abusive, it's just how we r raised.
@@alexv1a i mean... that sounds kinda cope as someone whos gone through the same and worse.
"Extract yourself from my room immediately before i cremate you" Bro had no Issues saying that 💀
"Why are you allergic to success? You condemned commoner." Bars.
bro didn’t get one reply 💀
@@hankhank-qv9cm I got you 👁🫦👁
@@hankhank-qv9cm I missed the part where that was a big deal
@@hankhank-qv9cm shut up
@@ogi6694Bro thinks he's me 😂💀
"Extract yourself from this room immediately before I cremate you" 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️
Shit not that funny
@@Ytekai_bro came from frown town
@@biggie_evits a r/playboicarti meme
@@Ytekai_ bro must be white irl💀💀
"I got a 99/100 in my exam"
African parents: "What happened to the remaining 1 mark? You're mates that are getting 100/100, do they have two heads?"
Real
Real
Fr
So real
Are you my brother 😂😂😂
"Before i cremate you" 😭🙏🙏
“My enemies have succeeded” is js a classic Fr 😭😭
African parents wants us to match our grades with the letter A of Africa 😂😂😂😂
This comment is so underrated
@@JohnCohenEwaoche it is but it is true
nah its A** or you wont be Alive anymore.
@@JohnCohenEwaoche Wow, Mr. John Cohen, you're here
I'm a subscriber and also a member of DLBC from AKS, Nigeria
I love your song Trinity. You're the last I expected to see in a comment section 😂😂
Same with Asia
Asian:
"Mom, i got the result"
*"Skip to the Math one"*
Accurate 👍
Good job 👏👏👏👏👏
dude most browns are asian like me
@@DanishAhmadFNI think they all are
@@DanishAhmadFNusually its southeast asian cuz im brown and bengali
@@galaxium4540 im brown and indian from mumbai
"You condemed commoner"😂
Africans making Shakespeare cry when they speak😂
"extract yourself from this room before I cremate you!" Thy must admit,this humurous statement gave me a euphoric little chuckle!
"3 second head start" 😂😂😂😂
bro the slipper throw was so hard it knocked hi out from all the way there
"My enemies have succeeded" would break me 😢
"before i cremate you" is wild 💀
"before I cremate you" had me dying 😂
“Meandering” IM DEAD
The "three second head start ready 3 2 1 go" got me dying💀
As a White, I can confirm I do not have an allowance
Same bro
If I made a C I wouldn’t be able to make this comment because I would be dead
I’m white as linens and my mom was closest to that last one to be honest. Getting away was the biggest relief
I’m white and if I get a bad grade my parents will be.. They’ll be merciless.. this is still funny tho
Plus at my school ik damn well that most of the African people at my school have terrible grades, not racism btw, literally a statistic.
"Extract yourself before i cremate you" got me rofl 💀
“You are not the thinker” 😭🙏💀 nah I been rolling to China 💀💀
"Why are you allergic to success you condemned commoner"💀💀💀
thanks for repeating what was in the video
He’s hella underrated he make me laugh so hard with the African one😂
"why are you allergic to success you condemned commoner?" is so wild
This is the standard we should have for our children
“You condemned commoner”💀
“Today my enemies have succeeded”💀💀
African parents get so poetic and creative when mad 😭
"before i cremate you" nah bro im more than dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
67 likes and no comments 💀💀💀💀 I'm so dead that I ain't dead💀💀💀💀💀💀
Africans always poetic with their english
I fkn love em
“YOU CAN GET A 3 SECOND HEAD START”💀
That chancla throw was on point 💀
"you are not the thinker" LMAO
the second headstart got me😂😂😂
“you condemned commoner” took me OUT 😂😂😂😂😂
Asian parents : U failure, why do I even have u as my kid??
Don't ask. It's just my experience 😓
womp womp
same lol
womp womp
@MrEthnics_Cleansingif I tried I’d be dead before finishing that sentence
@MrEthnics_Cleansing How many lives are you trying to end here? 😂😂😂
Edit: Lmao I didn't even realize your name till now. Ig it matches up tho
You should see how Asian parents act when you aren’t a doctor yet😂
Asian parents:😂
Mexican mothers when their son doesn’t get 100 in Spanish:😂
"Why are you allergic to success?" damn bro that would hurt anyone 😔😔😔 edit: Woah 102 likes???
As an African i see nothing wrong with this situation
@@biggestoof I guess that makes sense since I'm from a different country
@@Mr_Skilly agreed
Also Africa isn't singular country
GODDAMN 203 LIKES ALREADY?!?!
My parents straight up told me around middle school that they were giving up on me and focusing on my siblings. I didn't hear a peep about my grades from then on 💀
As in 😢
Omg
Damn bro, how bad were your grades 😂
bro the African insults are always so detailed💀💀😭😭😭
“Today my enemies have succeeded” 🤣🤣
"Before i cremate you" 😭😭💀
Edit : i forgot this comment exist but how 700+ like
Savage as hell 💀
I'm white and my parents are like a brown and African mix when it comes to grades and punishment
Same
same
The white sterotype is literally just for spoiled kids
Same
I think by white, they meant american
“Before i crimate you” Jo bro, that wasn’t in the script💀
bro he is so good at the accents😭😭
"why are you so allergic to success???"😂😂😂😂
For people asking where is chinese/asian, they are already dead
I should have done that lolll
The asians had a katana stuck through their stomachs
Im Asian and once i got a B on a test
Im telling you this from heaven
Fr
100 isnt enough to save you 🥲
No the brown one is so relatable 😭
My moms reaction is a mix between White and Hispanic, shes like "ill let this slide but i swear i will rip your spleen out if i see this again"
"allergic to success" is a wild statement, LMAO
WE GETTING EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thsi guy is so underrateddd he literally has the most creative roasts and always makes me laugh. No matter how many subs you have, keep going!! You genuinely make people (and me) smile.❤
Nah "today my enemies have succeeded" is mad bruv 💀
Extract yourself .. sounded like..
“uncar me there”
“Be my ex driver”
“Put me down”
“Leave me alone”
😂
Promote me to pedestrian 😂
to pedestrian* 😂😂
“Let me see you FROM outSIDE”
@@losrin1047 oh yeah😂😂
decrease me there
African/Asian for the last one, I can see an Asian parent getting mad at a 99% LOL
"My FRiENd WilL u stOp MeAnDeRiNg around" got me on the floor
I’m white and my dad gets pissed if a have a c and he always says if I have a b to “get that grade up”
Ikr
I think he’s right a C is not good you realize
same
@@nakedmolerat417that’s not the point he’s making
I got distinctions in college and my dad said, those are Bs. If you had gotten high distinction then those are As. You need to aim for As. 💀
"Extract yourself from my room immediately"
I don't care what anyone says, Im stealing this, who finna copyright me? 💀💀
My first thought too 🤣🤣
"Everybody else's student is ceo of google twitter and apple at the same time" 😭💀💀
Can we just appreciate the effort this guy puts into his videos
Asian:
Hey dad, i got a 100 in math
Ah, you could have gotten a 101
extra credit
THE ACCENT NEVER FAILS😭💀
3 second head start had me rolling
"Today my enemies have succeeded" is how imma keep my future kids on their feet
“Allergic to success” i’m definitely putting that in my bio 😭