SHERLOCK • I am NOT GAY! [humor]

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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
  • After watching the last teen wolf episode and the promo for next week ... I needed something to cheer me up^^ so here it is! :D I really hope the fonts aren't too annoying or irritating ..
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  • @madefullmetalprobably
    @madefullmetalprobably 8 років тому +2139

    "we aren't a couple"
    "yes you are"
    -in which irene is all of us collectively

    • @victoriaslater6008
      @victoriaslater6008 4 роки тому +28

      I love that woman for that specific reason.

    • @kaga.mine.
      @kaga.mine. 4 роки тому +22

      when she said "well I AM" when john said he wasn't gay I almost cried she is amazing

  • @g_laud
    @g_laud 9 років тому +770

    SH:"Stop smiling."
    M: "It's my wedding day!"
    SH: *looks away with disgust* hahahahahah that kills me

  • @leonardagarfagnini7212
    @leonardagarfagnini7212 9 років тому +800

    I love how Mrs Hudson says woman
    A WOMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @morganiss6156
    @morganiss6156 8 років тому +3683

    People who ship Johnlock:
    3% the fandom
    1% Irene Adler
    96% Mrs Hudson

    • @rockadockdock9504
      @rockadockdock9504 8 років тому +125

      Mrs. Hudson is johnlock trash #1

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 8 років тому +243

      But Mycroft ships them a little bit too. xD
      I would say:
      87 % Mrs. Hudson
      10 % fandom
      2 % Irene Adler
      1 % Mycroft xD

    • @kaisawatson
      @kaisawatson 7 років тому +136

      yeah even mary ships them XD

    • @tjnorth4199
      @tjnorth4199 7 років тому +103

      and she is maried to 50% of Johnlock XD

    • @jaydenv8557
      @jaydenv8557 7 років тому +75

      Morganiss more like
      Fandom: 3%
      Irene: 2%
      Mrs Hudson: 90%
      Martin, Ben and Mark:5%

  • @laurengrace901
    @laurengrace901 9 років тому +781

    "That really hurt" I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @unnatural6edq
    @unnatural6edq 9 років тому +829

    One of my favorite parts in this entire thing was the last bit with, "Can you whisper?" "NOT REALLY!!" LOL

    • @hyvnmni
      @hyvnmni 8 років тому +44

      +Elise Quackenbush that is actually my all time favourite Lestrade moment xD

    • @rebekahvomas4754
      @rebekahvomas4754 6 років тому +10

      He said that was his favourite part too, or well one of his favourites

    • @Sky-bu1jj
      @Sky-bu1jj 5 років тому +1

      @@hyvnmni likewise XD

    • @alexpham3853
      @alexpham3853 4 роки тому +2

      Greg's been waiting so long for this :))))

    • @multifandomz8221
      @multifandomz8221 3 роки тому +1

      and Sherlock startled awake lol

  • @nichoenii
    @nichoenii 8 років тому +1351

    John always says he's not gay, but he never says he's straiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhtttttttt~!

  • @naokihikari1833
    @naokihikari1833 8 років тому +872

    J: He means "Thank you"
    S: Do I?
    J: Just say it.
    S: *sigh*..thank you...
    ME : Whipped~~~ XDDD

  • @victoriaodegaard1
    @victoriaodegaard1 9 років тому +727

    2:20 that little add in "That really hurt" totally described how Sherlock felt, SOOOO hilarious

  • @nic0lasvazp354
    @nic0lasvazp354 8 років тому +241

    "nobody's reading your website". I felt bad for Sherlock XD

    • @naokihikari1833
      @naokihikari1833 7 років тому +24

      Sherlock Gonzalez The added reaction "That Really Hurts" Hahahaha

    • @nic0lasvazp354
      @nic0lasvazp354 7 років тому +2

      Naoki Hikari XD

  • @abigaillillie9394
    @abigaillillie9394 8 років тому +214

    John: "I'm not gay!!!!"
    Me: YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIESSSSS

    • @Maria-pp5eq
      @Maria-pp5eq 8 років тому +27

      embrace the gay john
      embrace the heart out of it

    • @taylorb9484
      @taylorb9484 7 років тому +4

      He sits on a throne of lies . . . that's where he goes to dump his "I'm not gay" shit on the fandom . . .

  • @carrots7216
    @carrots7216 8 років тому +261

    Sherlock: The game is... *stumbles and stands awkwardly*
    John: ... *realization*
    John: On.

    • @TurtMusic
      @TurtMusic 6 років тому +12

      FKalo "Yeah, that."

  • @trollspotter1954
    @trollspotter1954 9 років тому +302

    No-one reads your website.
    *THAT REALLY HURT!*

  • @deancavalieri7094
    @deancavalieri7094 9 років тому +333

    JAWN: I'm not actually gay
    Fandom: No one actually cares

  • @ayayla7846
    @ayayla7846 8 років тому +287

    ...loading...ROFL (poor John though. Sherlock, too)
    "You were a doctor!"
    "I HAD BAD DAYS!"
    Greg's enjoying this. Drunk Sherlock HAHA

  • @RhythmAddictedState
    @RhythmAddictedState 9 років тому +210

    "He's clueing for looks!" x'D

  • @RinoaHeartilly01
    @RinoaHeartilly01 8 років тому +114

    0:12 high functioning sociopath...with you number...smile xD i love sherlock

  • @904nighthawk
    @904nighthawk 6 років тому +278

    "I WAS A SOLDIER! I KILLED PEOPLE!," "YOU WERE A DOCTOR!" "I HAD BAD DAYS!"

  • @EnderHeart5911
    @EnderHeart5911 7 років тому +217

    For everyone who doesn't ship it, being in love doesn't mean you have to have sex!

    • @rachele387
      @rachele387 4 роки тому +17

      Thanks! Finally someone said it!

    • @victoriaslater6008
      @victoriaslater6008 4 роки тому +10

      Yess. So true. Why don't the homophobes get it?

    • @aregencyfckboy
      @aregencyfckboy 3 роки тому +10

      SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

    • @sarahgoesvroom
      @sarahgoesvroom 3 роки тому +11

      As an asexual
      I can agree

  • @pinxandpurples
    @pinxandpurples 8 років тому +252

    A woman??!!!!! I agree Mrs Hudson

  • @patricialdc2607
    @patricialdc2607 9 років тому +56

    "He's cluing for looks"
    I choked on my tea

  • @itsbeckylmao9692
    @itsbeckylmao9692 9 років тому +102

    I find that either of them saying that they're not gay is exceedingly humorous.

    • @evanouchka3771
      @evanouchka3771 8 років тому +47

      You'll notice that Sherlock NEVER says he's not gay, though he repeatedly says he has no interest in women. Coincidence? Naaaah, the universe is rarely so lazy, right? ;)

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 7 років тому +23

      Twisted Sonnet they both tend to be careful with words and very private it's all about what they are not saying. Sherlock never said he wasn't gay or straight just that women didn't really do it for him. John said he wasn't gay and "of course it's a woman" but he never once said he was straight, just not gay. Thus we can assume Sherlock is either gay or bi but mostly into men or asexual, and John is either straight or bi but mostly into women. None of these of course covers that they both very well could be straight but in love with each other.

    • @evanouchka3771
      @evanouchka3771 7 років тому +20

      Kaylen Pickering, you have a pretty good analysis there. However, I must object to the eventuality of them being straight: I can't imagine a way Sherlock is attracted to women, or John not attracted to men.
      In my opinion, Sherlock is gay (and pretty much ok with it) and John is bi (and very self-conscious about it).You can see it not only in what they say or don't say, but also in what they do or don't do. It's slightly less obvious that John is also into men, I guess, but the words "Sherlock" and "straight" in the same sentence just hurt my very soul x)
      Anyway, the one thing I think we can all agree on is they love each other :)

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 7 років тому +17

      I don't think anyone can argue against that it's to obvious that no matter what kind of relationship they have there is love there, and it's adorable.

    • @evanouchka3771
      @evanouchka3771 7 років тому +10

      Kaylen Pickering My thoughts exactly. Johnlock is love, Johnlock is life

  • @Momo-bu3le
    @Momo-bu3le 8 років тому +372

    What about 'hold my hand' when Sherlock and John are handcuffed together?

    • @afrahhassan741
      @afrahhassan741 8 років тому +135

      "Now people will definitely talk" >.

    • @MistyGedlinske
      @MistyGedlinske 7 років тому +63

      To be fair, that's probably to keep the handcuff ring from chafing their skin and yanking their arms as they run, especially with their height difference. But yeah, people will definitely talk!

    • @jodiebrian9343
      @jodiebrian9343 6 років тому +46

      Momo Zhou and when he ripped John's jacket off because it had explosives attached to it.

  • @keahnaranck385
    @keahnaranck385 7 років тому +80

    "I killed people!""You were a doctor!"

    • @saikinist
      @saikinist 6 років тому +12

      Keahna Ranck *I had bad days!*

  • @hightopshannah
    @hightopshannah 8 років тому +60

    "Nobody's reading your website" *in the background* That really hurt! OMG lol

  • @gaydino04
    @gaydino04 3 роки тому +8

    „Can you whisper..?“
    Graham, shouting for his life:
    „NOT REALLY“
    John:
    *you really gotta do that? I hate you..*
    😂😂😂

  • @wren2406
    @wren2406 5 років тому +23

    2:04😂
    "You wanna remember Sherlock, I was a solider, I killed people!"
    "You were a doctor!"
    "I had bad days!!"

  • @lijana
    @lijana 9 років тому +181

    Love, love this vid. Esp. the bit where Sherlock is hurt after John says no one's reading his website. XD

    • @LadyMagiccc
      @LadyMagiccc  9 років тому +2

      lijana hahaha thanks!

    • @sarawurst8915
      @sarawurst8915 8 років тому

      That parts hilarious!

    • @MrMCLvideo
      @MrMCLvideo 8 років тому +2

      Bumble Bear *part's

    • @taylorb9484
      @taylorb9484 7 років тому +5

      I mean, who really wants to know about all 243 ways to burn tobacco . . .

  • @rebekahvomas4754
    @rebekahvomas4754 6 років тому +7

    I loved when Sherlock got startled by Greg yelling. It is nice to see other emotions out of him

  • @aquamarreene
    @aquamarreene 7 років тому +14

    0:19 "But, I was hoping you'd go deeper."
    Very surprised the fandom hasn't used this line in all the crack videos.

  • @Watson_Holmes
    @Watson_Holmes 10 років тому +52

    This on is funny.
    Especially the loading part with Sherlock.

    • @LadyMagiccc
      @LadyMagiccc  10 років тому +1

      Watson Holmes so glad you liked it! :D

  • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
    @alexplaysminc.-.5922 4 роки тому +7

    "We should call the police."
    [okay]
    * *shoots five times into the air* *
    "On their way!"

  • @Sophie-sc1vf
    @Sophie-sc1vf 8 років тому +13

    1st one is deffo the best.
    "I'm ...chatting.
    *awkward silence*
    won't be trying that again"
    He's literally me AHHAHAHAA

  • @totallyoutofit6989
    @totallyoutofit6989 5 років тому +10

    1:57
    "Napkin! :)"
    IT'S THE WAY HE SOUNDS SO CUTE AND HOPEFUL

  • @rebekahvomas4754
    @rebekahvomas4754 6 років тому +5

    I loved that they got Sherlock drunk because, him not showing a lot of emotion as it is, him being though a little more open around John, here he was really open and I liked it a lot.

  • @acciofirebolt4762
    @acciofirebolt4762 4 роки тому +5

    “it was ages ago, why would she still be upset?”
    “not good?”
    “bit not good yeah”

  • @mimirizaldo2412
    @mimirizaldo2412 4 роки тому +7

    I love how John and Sherlock dissed each other😅😂😂

  • @kyoung92
    @kyoung92 5 років тому +7

    So funny on how Mrs Hudson just literally screamed out ‘a woman?!’

  • @royaldance26
    @royaldance26 9 років тому +96

    "I'll text you when I'm available!"
    "You are! I /CHECKED/!"
    John may not say he's gay but I'm pretty sure Sherlock is

    • @OdiumMepsMasks
      @OdiumMepsMasks 9 років тому +12

      I think he's asexual ;)

    • @motorcitymangababe
      @motorcitymangababe 9 років тому +10

      I think Sherlock wouldn't be able to lower his intellect long enough to find anyone attractive, sad really, he's so interesting despite his prickishness. Maybe if someone stoned his ass real good XD

    • @OdiumMepsMasks
      @OdiumMepsMasks 9 років тому

      motorcitymangababe OK?! x)

    • @martinmarmalade1651
      @martinmarmalade1651 9 років тому +17

      Yeah I think this too. Or at least I think he loves John...yeah it's pretty much clear in this show

    • @saikinist
      @saikinist 6 років тому +9

      Shizuo Heiwajima maybe he's demisexual since he doesn't usually love anyone, but he *might* occasionally

  • @cierrapurcell908
    @cierrapurcell908 7 років тому +55

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL SLIGHTLY LESS DEPRESSED I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH

    • @LadyMagiccc
      @LadyMagiccc  7 років тому +1

      awww happy to hear that!

    • @linkoli2154
      @linkoli2154 7 років тому +1

      LadyMagiccc
      Sorry... may you answer to this question buuuuut... what's the song at the end? 😅
      Blame it on the alcohol but... from who? The original is... meh... i don't like it... so... :)
      (Im sorry😅 English isn't my first language)

    • @MistyGedlinske
      @MistyGedlinske 7 років тому +1

      Sounds like Weird Al Yankovic

    • @marshmallowrockets
      @marshmallowrockets 7 років тому +1

      Misty Gedlinske I agree

  • @littlecousin8716
    @littlecousin8716 4 роки тому +6

    John: "you're a Drama queen"
    Sherlock: C: how dare you

  • @speedytrelawny9123
    @speedytrelawny9123 6 років тому +21

    "I've killed people!"
    "Your a doctor!"
    "I've had bad days!"
    Thats like me at school with peopleXD

  • @ashleyspratlin1811
    @ashleyspratlin1811 10 років тому +6

    "Girls, calm down."
    Yeah, crack the whip, John. xD

  • @abiwhite7795
    @abiwhite7795 10 років тому +20

    2:15-2:22 is by far my favorite part of this video.

  • @taetaeisbias95btsarmy48
    @taetaeisbias95btsarmy48 7 років тому +6

    when john called him a drama queen 😂😂😂

  • @melodyjones4323
    @melodyjones4323 9 років тому +20

    Sherlock: of course, I am a show off its what we do.

  • @kellybundy1000
    @kellybundy1000 8 років тому +46

    True, so true! John Watson's not gay. He's bi. ;)

  • @vetsymarie1322
    @vetsymarie1322 7 років тому +6

    "He's cluing for looks" I'M DEAD

  • @delilah4465
    @delilah4465 8 років тому +35

    I'm not actually gay
    Mr frizzles: MR. FRIZZLES KNOWS WHEN YOUR BEING A LIARRRRRRRR

  • @wristdisabledwriter2893
    @wristdisabledwriter2893 5 років тому +4

    “Highly functioning sociopath with your number” I love his smile 😀

  • @sapphire962
    @sapphire962 8 років тому +14

    The dynamic of this bromance:
    Sherlock: I am amazing
    John: U wot m8?

  • @doodles365able
    @doodles365able 9 років тому +24

    'girls calm down' soooo funny

  • @virginia2493
    @virginia2493 5 років тому +2

    "He's clueing for looks."
    -John Watson!

  • @rudolfd5927
    @rudolfd5927 8 років тому +12

    ''We should call the police''.."Yes .../̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ bang bang bang bang bang ! ''On their way. LOL

  • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
    @alexplaysminc.-.5922 4 роки тому +3

    John is Sherlock's moral and self restraint.
    Otherwise he'd go full blown sociopath.

  • @tinyvibe6921
    @tinyvibe6921 7 років тому +8

    1:46 Sherlock.exe stopped working

  • @CelesCI
    @CelesCI 8 років тому +53

    "a Woman???" disgusted xD

    • @kaga.mine.
      @kaga.mine. 4 роки тому +2

      you can tell she's holding in the doubt

  • @MoodLabs
    @MoodLabs 5 років тому +22

    Who ships Johnlock
    Mrs Hudson 94 %
    Irene 1%
    Mary 1%
    Mycroft 1%
    Angelo 1%
    Fandom 2%
    I love Mary because she always shipped them!

  • @joyhaswell751
    @joyhaswell751 7 років тому +5

    2:40 - 3:02 😆
    Love the way Martin says gay 3:00

  • @thefandomfish3071
    @thefandomfish3071 8 років тому +14

    "Shattap"

  • @judithbraun4854
    @judithbraun4854 3 роки тому +2

    This totally makes me watch the whole series again (about the 100th time🤣)

  • @lunamai5668
    @lunamai5668 6 років тому +2

    This is so brilliantly put together! The clips put together are fantastic! FANTASTIC!! I could bearly keep from laughing! So well put together!!

  • @xfoxyamanda11
    @xfoxyamanda11 10 років тому +10

    Ahaha oh my god this is fantastic!! This made me laugh so much, I LOVE IT! And then the ending with the bonus part haha just brilliant! I love this so much!!

    • @LadyMagiccc
      @LadyMagiccc  10 років тому +1

      hahaha, thank you so much!!! :D I just couldn't resist making a fun one with sherlock :) because normally all my videos are so dramatic xD

  • @ThexChaosxTheory
    @ThexChaosxTheory 10 років тому +12

    lol adding the 'Charlie' bit into it made it even more funny than it was to start! (:

    • @LadyMagiccc
      @LadyMagiccc  10 років тому +3

      hahaha thank you so much! :D

  • @hazelanneuk
    @hazelanneuk 9 років тому +13

    drunk sherlock is funny as hell!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

  • @Cole-bt2fm
    @Cole-bt2fm 4 роки тому +2

    John: You wanna remember Sherlock, I was a soldier! I killed people!
    Sherlock:You were a doctor.
    John: I had bad days.
    😂

  • @annam.6030
    @annam.6030 9 років тому +2

    he's clueing for looks.

  • @arheme5056
    @arheme5056 5 років тому +4

    02:04 a replay button for myself

  • @Ali-nt9hw
    @Ali-nt9hw 4 роки тому +1

    I love that this is just the book smart friend who lacks common sense and empathy, and the other is the one who has average common sense mixed with his soldier brain and they feed off of each other to simultaneously have one brain cell put together

  • @mrssakurauchiha101
    @mrssakurauchiha101 9 років тому +4

    I ship these two so hard it's impossible. 😍

  • @osmavfo4045
    @osmavfo4045 4 роки тому +4

    0:24 mostly me at school everyday..

  • @vashongolf
    @vashongolf 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you for this. I totally needed a giggle! Those two are so adorable together!

  • @OrigamiCorgi
    @OrigamiCorgi 9 років тому +4

    Ending was my favorite

  • @anonymous-bc2nb
    @anonymous-bc2nb 4 роки тому +2

    John: I'm not actually gay!
    Hahaah ACTUALLY😂😂😂❤

  • @alexmaroto1580
    @alexmaroto1580 9 років тому +29

    johnlock fans comented in 3...2...1...
    ... i'm a johnlock fan!!!!!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    BORED!!!!

  • @gl00wing
    @gl00wing 4 роки тому +3

    Can we all just get a Johnlock groupchat? that would be something nice :))

  • @904nighthawk
    @904nighthawk 7 років тому +1

    "That really hurt" I can't thats too fucking good just stop xD

  • @Sofia-tf4ic
    @Sofia-tf4ic 4 роки тому +1

    "I had bad days!" That scene had me cackling

  • @owlwhisker0w031
    @owlwhisker0w031 3 роки тому

    “High functioning sociopath.... with your number!” *smiles*

  • @loloo-dr1dh
    @loloo-dr1dh 5 років тому +1

    ,,He's clueing for looks''-best ever :D

  • @kurdenawardze
    @kurdenawardze 8 років тому +6

    I love this video so much, it always cheers me up :')

  • @MissAdria10
    @MissAdria10 10 років тому +1

    Oh my!!! I dont know when to start, but first, U REALLY made my day now, I cant stop laughin like crazy :D awwww loooove all this funny scenes and way how u conected all this similiar moments, and awwww Im not gay is one of my FAV :D plus bonus part is so funny and amazin, awwww all video is! looooove it so much, ok now need to see it one more time :D

    • @LadyMagiccc
      @LadyMagiccc  10 років тому

      hahahahaha - I'M SO GLAD!!! and I couldn't resist!! the "blame it on the alcohol" was just toooo temping xD
      Thank you! :)

  • @anthby_5055
    @anthby_5055 4 роки тому +1

    Drunk Sherlock is my favorite thing in the world

  • @wtx23j
    @wtx23j 9 років тому +4

    He's clueing for looks.........lol

  • @nic0lasvazp354
    @nic0lasvazp354 7 років тому +11

    "that really hurt" XD XD

  • @nessagirl1911
    @nessagirl1911 4 роки тому +1

    "He's clueing for looks."
    Someone should make this into a t-shirt.

    • @kinggeorgeiii4977
      @kinggeorgeiii4977 4 роки тому

      Lol they already make the other two t-shirts, so I wouldn't be surprised

    • @kinggeorgeiii4977
      @kinggeorgeiii4977 4 роки тому

      www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/He%27s-clueing-for-looks-by-scarvesnjumpers/11363533.88ZX2?.pla+notset&country_code=GB&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=CjwKCAjw95D0BRBFEiwAcO1KDPXtXgh7rs9jjcTqUE-rGEiG0vRYmRK342OIySnPQ4DDI_nufwenuxoCsg0QAvD_BwE
      And
      www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/%5BSherlock%5D---Clueing-for-Looks--by-ladysekishi/11359072.ADAKE?.pla+notset&country_code=GB&gclsrc=aw.ds&&gclid=CjwKCAjw95D0BRBFEiwAcO1KDGcrXDu2FrAt1EHJb_uEE5YxbgsYkXaR-0YfnEl8QoLGbMNfN_wt5xoCh20QAvD_BwE

  • @NeonFroggit
    @NeonFroggit 3 роки тому +1

    Them being drunk was like Johnlock shippers heaven

  • @Batz-on-paws
    @Batz-on-paws 7 років тому +1

    That bonus music hahahaha! Awesome video!

  • @katenka_ana3997
    @katenka_ana3997 5 років тому +1

    I HAD BAD DAYS
    LMAOOO
    totally forgot that joke

  • @SpiderRealm
    @SpiderRealm 8 років тому +2

    I was hoping for this video to be nothing but people assuming John and Sherlock are dating, but this was still good! x'D

  • @Daydallas101
    @Daydallas101 5 років тому +1

    Now I just picture Sherlock singing Shut up and sleep with me from Sin With Sebastian ROFL

  • @shreyasiroy3579
    @shreyasiroy3579 4 роки тому +1

    One direction+Sherlock = True Art...😂😂😂😂

  • @charlieiguess7890
    @charlieiguess7890 3 роки тому +1

    John, I believe you when you say you are not gay. I wouldn‘t believe you would you say you weren‘t bi

  • @luminescentgl0596
    @luminescentgl0596 5 років тому

    MY FRIEND CANT STOP SCREAMING JOHNLOCK AT ME

  • @impalabellekanapamiatkowy7894
    @impalabellekanapamiatkowy7894 7 років тому +1

    My life is better now... This video is GREAT!

  • @kajamatousek247
    @kajamatousek247 8 років тому +2

    0:51 Mycroft nailed it so hard

  • @cazleanne8011
    @cazleanne8011 7 років тому +2

    "That really hurt" pmsl

  • @emilyrose5034
    @emilyrose5034 4 роки тому +4

    3:45 is my favourite.

  • @jackskydragon_JW
    @jackskydragon_JW 6 років тому +1

    It's just brilliant this editing! Good work.

  • @sagittariuswharf8381
    @sagittariuswharf8381 5 років тому +1

    I like the Weird Al music in the background