I remember I opened the door when it rang, peaked through the viewhole, and I thought it was a neighbor or something. It was cold, I was half asleep and I didn't even wear socks on. I just woke up and opened the door. I ended up getting roped into a 20 minute conversation about Jesus Christ and a church they wanted me to go to. I've learned my lesson.
Yeah, they're kind of told to do that. They're supposed to keep going after the first no, acknowledge the second no, then leave you alone after the third no. I did door to door for like a month and that shit just made me feel dirty.
Aris is playing Onimusha 2, looking forward to the full 18hr upload n0pants! One of the best games on PS2, gameplay like Ninja Gaiden and cutscenes like The Room, what's not to like?
Religious ones are the worst, especially if they ask if they can "step inside", happened to me back in the summer and scared me to death and I'm a pretty big guy (chubby and some muscle) but they kept asking me that and I flipped out because I've seen too many episodes of Americas Most Wanted and that movie The Strangers or whatever. I told them to leave me alone and they kept knocking so I told them I was calling the police and they finally left, it was the ones that wear white dress shirts with ties.
lol must be the Mormons,we usually get those and the Jehovah witnesses they usually travel in pairs too. that reminds me when i was in "sigh" church summer camp,which was alright for awhile(usually just goofing off with friends) but then they were like "ok were going to go door to door ministering." I really didn't want to bother anybody but they made me do it any way,very embarrassing.
Aris with the clutch backdash into unblockable door
Aimismyname unblockable or unlockable??
Ted Barker just frame door frame too
The telemarketer forgot you have to donate for Aris to listen to what you have to say
To *maybe* listen
Heythat'sgreathanksverymuch
That unblockable handshakd tho
Darkborne Lines it was a armor move...
BEAT IT KID.
He parried Aris' kind refusal and tried to hit him with soliciting, but Aris had the super
Bagoosh
In this day and age.. I'm not opening the door for anyone who doesn't let me know their coming ahead of time. Just can't do it.
SBCannon been doing that since childhood, my friends don't tell me they are coming over after school, I'm not even answering the door...
Pussy boys
I shall follow your lead sir!
turd burglar beat it kid
There are waaaaaaaay too many darked skinnned invaders to be answering doors in 2018
Should have parried the handshake Aris
Should of?
huh
I think he's questioning your grammar. 'Should have' is the correct way to say that.
Oh I see. I will change it since it is such a big hassle to him he had to comment about it.
Burma1 lmao that was hilarious
I remember I opened the door when it rang, peaked through the viewhole, and I thought it was a neighbor or something.
It was cold, I was half asleep and I didn't even wear socks on. I just woke up and opened the door.
I ended up getting roped into a 20 minute conversation about Jesus Christ and a church they wanted me to go to.
I've learned my lesson.
Jesus Christ, this man didn't even wear sockson
hey alright
This telemarketer is very rude
Aris it's a 2 break.
Oh shit, Aris hitting them with the whiff punish door slam on the dropped pitch combo. Good punish my dude.
I W A S B L O W N A W A Y
Opens The Door Telemarketer starts talking Aris: Don't Talk to Me Again slams door
Is slamming the door unblockable? I heard it can be sidestepped
The telemarketer was trying to sell Aris some butthash
The telemarker needs to learn more strats
he doesn't know the match ups,that 1+2 grab is unsafe and door slam punishable
Sidestep, low kick parrying the door from being close, doing a reversal after telling him the secret discord strat
The game's music totally synced with the story and it got more scary than it should've been.
So bootlegged poor Aris used to live in a gated community but now rich aris doesn't ? 🤔
"Im busy" Minus 10 on block. Any skilled marketer will punish that all day
Yeah, they're kind of told to do that. They're supposed to keep going after the first no, acknowledge the second no, then leave you alone after the third no. I did door to door for like a month and that shit just made me feel dirty.
"I'm a cop. Don't ever forget that shit
bitch."
Aris is playing Onimusha 2, looking forward to the full 18hr upload n0pants! One of the best games on PS2, gameplay like Ninja Gaiden and cutscenes like The Room, what's not to like?
Thanks, I was wondering what game it was. PS2 is full of great games
Cmon man you got support the grade school kids at your door selling candy lol
Good job you already use the Low Parry and a big Punish at those Telemarketers lol
Should get a Bagoosh sign too.
I was roped into a handshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
damn selling people just got harder.
Bagoooooooosh! Mann I wish we were able to hear what happened!
Unblockable handshake
So i got a handshake....bullshit.right?😂😂😂
Religious ones are the worst, especially if they ask if they can "step inside", happened to me back in the summer and scared me to death and I'm a pretty big guy (chubby and some muscle) but they kept asking me that and I flipped out because I've seen too many episodes of Americas Most Wanted and that movie The Strangers or whatever. I told them to leave me alone and they kept knocking so I told them I was calling the police and they finally left, it was the ones that wear white dress shirts with ties.
lol must be the Mormons,we usually get those and the Jehovah witnesses they usually travel in pairs too. that reminds me when i was in "sigh" church summer camp,which was alright for awhile(usually just goofing off with friends) but then they were like "ok were going to go door to door ministering." I really didn't want to bother anybody but they made me do it any way,very embarrassing.
I too hate it when the telemarketer cuts out the middleman and walks straight to my door
He just needed dragunov tips
telemarketer with the unblockable setups
Aris shouldve parried that handhake, literally 😂
aris opened the door to a stranger in california and lived
now he wastes his unmeasurable luck streaming to stoners
Clutch pitch parry from Aris.
That description makes nopants da real mvp
Aris's hand would be so dirty because of the handshake :-))
I was live there. It was hilirious
*hillarous
@@mattgoo pathetic
Please upload this Onimusha 2 run
2:48
Were they missionaries?
Unbelievable! Offensive!!! .....No big deal.
I cant find his web cama help!!!
put some home alone traps and youre set
What game was he playing?
Can't wait to see what Ari's thinks of dark souls remaster
Lmao this dude fucking geeks me
"Onimusher"
1:04 busy watering your plants?
What game?
man door hand hook car door
must be rip's family,just tell them to beat it
*Bagoosh* Slam the fucking doooor
What game is he playing it looks like onimusha
The Animated Gamer yeah, it's onimusha 2
Anyone who I don't know who comes to my door gets a ghost Rider level 3 super...
Listen aris this whole Situation is serious....
KOREAN USE THE DOOR!!!! GIMME DEM STRATS!!!!!
I can't belive you bagooshed.
neubtuber he reminds me of kung fu panda
Probably Trying to sell you weed
BAGOOSH
What a stoner, a telemarketer called my door. Aris on butthash confirmed?
I am a IRL Telemarketer, and that's not easy to ear this sad story!
Please guys stop saying "as af" its not healthy...
Yup, gotta stop as soon as asap as possible
You'll be RIPing in peace before that ever happens.
Bruh, I laughed out LOL at your comment
That shit does a lot of dps per second to your body
Aris is the greatest GOAT of all time
xD
First B O Y S