@@probablywrong8538 because they use the same parts on multiple different models/trims and some have different features, so to save money they put blanks on ones that don't have a purpose.
He's not the only one who hates it. We are talking about such expensive German cars having so many of those looking very ugly. Totally unacceptable in the highest version of a model but IMO in any luxury or expensive car, no matter the version. My friends base model Boxster really sucks for this fact, all the central console full of blanc switches.
"what are your intentions with my daughter?" "today, im gonna take her on a tour and see all her quorks and features, then im gonna get her on the road and see how it rides, and then im gonna give her a doug score"
I found this used 1998 daughter at LingLings Rub & Tug here in south central L.A. It's a service where you get to choose from a variety of exotic and rare girls rather than renting your average girl from the airport. Owner tells me this one was equipped with voice command
@@forestevans5453 not just you, i really think about getting the vinyl for my car in that color just to f*ck up porsche owners [also I drive a peugeot witch is like the polar opposite of a porsche]
Doug has some pretty bad posture. He might be 6'4 standing straight. One of my friends has is neck and shoulders forward like doug, He is my height exactly normally but he is 6'4 when he straightens.
@@Tempusername-e6u "A coupé or coupe is a passenger car with a sloping or truncated rear roofline and generally two doors" Literally the first sentence on wikipedia. About that google search and looking like a "dummy"...
I really like how Doug pretty well ignores the base price of cars (no one buys a car like this at base), and correctly discusses the window sticker price, or the actual price of the test car with these really expensive extras that make the car feel properly premium - kudos Doug.
@@LandRover-qc6lw - yes, and I agree about Doug's views on Blank Switches - he's mentioned Blank Switches before on other videos - you spend 200K and you're constantly reminded as you drive about how you cheaped-out.
I'm surprised Ferrari haven't sued infiniti for the fx name since they made the fxx and love to sue anyone for any reason. It's close enough to w rip-off for maranello.
"And finally, we move under the hood where you can see the engine" *giant dumb plastic cover over entire engine, making it look like a $18,000 shitbox*
It's because he was up and about for a while when he recorded the video. If he recorded the video first thing in the morning then he would have been 6'4. Doug, the kind of guy who measures his height before every video he records.
I can see the appeal. I hate SUV's but I like the way he reviews. I'd always prefer a wagon over any SUV. Thumbs down for reviewing a stupid SUV for people with more money than brains.
@@bicyclist2 I totally agree with you, I always thought I was the wierdo cause never liked SUV´s at all, just a very few models.. But every single generic soul out there loves them... I mean they are good products but you dont buy a 20K vehicle just cause it is a good product it has to have some passion in it and I don´t see Pasion in any SUV at all... When the Lamborghini Urus came out everybody was stonished but it really looked Exagerated and stupidly nonsense for me, yea its fast but..... what with that, there are a lot of faster cars out there, In the oder hand I do Love wagons, I thing they have an special touch that is not for everybody, (they look kind of clever) And some of them are actually more practical than the coomon "SUV"... So yeah.. just happy to see Im not the only one out there, hating SUV´s haha PD=Sorry for my english I´m not native speaker.
The "Coupe" makes it look more like the Macan. Wasn't Honda the 1st on the market with this look? The Accord Crosstour? Poor thing was just too ahead of its time.
You are totally right, my Peugeot Partner 170C (2001) has a 69 horse power Diesel engine. So the the Cayenne has almost twice the amount of electrical power than my car :)
So funny to see every expensive car video there is always somebody brings up "OH BUT It is too complicated and will be unreliable" If I can't have it, it must be a broken wreck, am I right?
@maidul rashid yes but a 200,000$ hybrid coupe suv isnt exactly hot on the used market, that way hoovie can pick one up and cure covid 69 with it in 1 full presidental term
I feel you're the type of person to give movie spoilers away, given your willingness to spoil the ending of this flick. Lol. Jist kidding. You make a valid point
At a fancy restaurant: Chef: How does the food taste? Doug: It was great. And for more of my thoughts on that go on autotrader.com/oversteer where I have also compiled a list of the best foods in the world.
Amir Azmarli it’s not about money, a lot of people can afford a BMW X4 or MB GLC “coupe” and it’s still a stupid designation, they are crossovers not 2 door sport cars. They are nice and somewhat practical, but why call them coupes?
Actually, luxury goods often have easier time during recession, because capitalists would have too much money in hand they are have no place to invest so they spend it on things
I'm a total fan of the Cayenne's design, I think it looks WAY better than the first generation Cayenne. That sloped roofline looks really good too, in my opinion.
"Driving the Cayenne Coupe -- Turbo S Hybrid whatever..." Hahhaha! I've never seen Doug off script here. He is nothing if he's not consistent. This break in the intro to the driving scene made me laugh.
Ha, mine was a two tone black over orange '80 mustang hatchback with orange plaid cloth seat inserts (in '91 mind you) little quirky for its time, as long as it rolled, I really didn't care. Slowist mustang ever ( 2.3L with a 3 speed trans) had be the slowest 'stang ever, 0-60 @a day in a half, lol
@@ShushaSofia I can buy that car but I have no use for a non-binary, function confused vehicle. If I want a utility vehicle it won't be covered In soft surfaces on the interior and if I want a sports car the roof line would be 15 inches closer to the ground. At $200k there is absolutely no reason to purchase this thing other than to shit money down the depreciation hole. My GT4 is not confused about the purpose it serves. This is a lesson in how to turn $200k into $70k in 5 years.
@@gtgokujr its actually true beetle is a two door sedan, there used to be a lot of two door sedans in the 50s 60s 70s and 80s today 2 door sedans are far long gone.
@@bentleyspotter you would be able to feel the ventilation piping through the fabric. You could do it, but I don't think you would want to. Fortunately fabric is more breathable so much less of a need for it.
HELL NO I don't need any clothing sponsors, I'm already sponsored by thrift shops that sell 16-year-old t-shirts advertising mini-marts in Albuquerque.
Matteo Tommasi I used to think that too. Then I drove one. The difference is substantial. Like all Porsches, the base model is the best for normal driving and it’s much lighter than the hybrid.
@@Ross-bc2iz Rolls Royce is made on a custom platform (and it's owned by BMW, not VW like Skoda). These, on the other hand, are made on the same (bad for handling) platform as the Audi A4, VW Touareg and many other.
Porsche design team meeting:" We need something to make this coupe standout. Perhaps a new color. Any suggestions? Porsche engineer looking out the window at road construction:" Ya, I think I have something. "
@@weirdshibainu And it would have made sense if the color was new for the Cayenne Coupe. Sadly it isn't so the joke doesn't work. But hey, 10/10 for effort.
"I suspect nobody is really gonna pay to paint their Cayenne lava orange" Oh, now that's where you're wrong, Doug. Never underestimate the tastelessness of rich people.
That lava orange and a green close to that acid green where pretty popular back in the very early 70s with 911s, especially the RS and RSR of that times.
9:39 Probably Porsche did this to save brand image. If owners showed off a super heavy suv by extending the rear wing that would be the peak of tastelessness.
@@bobbakker8 I wish 😂 Simply Italy, tastelessness is really something most of us hate. For example, we really like football, but if we say that something about you is "football-player-style", that is probably an insult. Football players are the ones dressing with Nike trainers and driving Porsches and Lamborghinis with huge rear wings. Might be expensive, but it's "pacchiano"!
I love the Porsche cayenne E hybrid coupe and the turbo and GTS and SUV. from Kai. Very rare Doug DeMuro. I don't like how expensive the Porsche is but worth the price.
I've done that a few times, I don't like the slimy glyserol on my hands, especially when I leave from my work. I'm a dentist so I use hand sanitizer all the time.
It's probably because of the light weight sport package at $13000 which includes the hounds tooth cloth seat. If you don't get the 70lbs weight saving package you will get the ventilated seats. Another example of Porsche asking you to pay more for less.
The houndstooth inserts get rid of the ventilated seats. Even if you get the sport design pkg and ventilated seats and full leather it will still be cheaper than the lightweight package. Lightweight pkg sounds good in theory. Better used on the standard turbo or the upcoming GTS which will be lighter than both.
I believe you can get the center seat in the rear, but you have to ask them for the 4+1 rear seat when ordering. Otherwise you just get the tray by default.
Coupe in French means "cut" and initially referred to carriages without rear facing seats. So in the Cayenne's case, it has a cut roofline and it has no rear facing seats!🤣
Right after Quirks and Features and right before I'm going to take it on the road there should be, "let's hear the exhaust note on startup!" Come ON DOUG!!
3:04 🅱️enis
Yes
Omg finally
@@LessDougDeMuro YOOOOO LDD
I also came from that video lololol
lets talk about the 🅱️enis
I don’t think there’s anything in this world that Doug hates more than blank switches.
Andrew T true.. because why add it if it’s going to be blank if so at least have some purpose
@@probablywrong8538 because they use the same parts on multiple different models/trims and some have different features, so to save money they put blanks on ones that don't have a purpose.
He's not the only one who hates it. We are talking about such expensive German cars having so many of those looking very ugly. Totally unacceptable in the highest version of a model but IMO in any luxury or expensive car, no matter the version. My friends base model Boxster really sucks for this fact, all the central console full of blanc switches.
False. He hates wearing anything other than T-shirts more.
I was gonna comment the same thing. Who gives a shit about blank switches? lol
Nobody:
Doug in the thumbnail: 🤷
Tony Mo 😂
Absolutely nobody
Doug: thiiisss
Duge is A plug in hybrid
Genius
Lmao
"what are your intentions with my daughter?"
"today, im gonna take her on a tour and see all her quorks and features, then im gonna get her on the road and see how it rides, and then im gonna give her a doug score"
I found this used 1998 daughter at LingLings Rub & Tug here in south central L.A. It's a service where you get to choose from a variety of exotic and rare girls rather than renting your average girl from the airport. Owner tells me this one was equipped with voice command
aba yazan 😂😂😂😞
I´ve borrowed this daughter from a viewer here in....
*Quirks
@@zu5277 HALF-EDDIE!!! (US modified voice command)
Doug: “I don’t think anyone will pay $3200 for their Cayenne to look like a traffic cone” Narrator: “But he was wrong. They did.”
i honestly like the color
@@forestevans5453 the color looks like a tomatoe, not very appealing.
@@forestevans5453 not just you, i really think about getting the vinyl for my car in that color just to f*ck up porsche owners [also I drive a peugeot witch is like the polar opposite of a porsche]
The color doesn’t look like a “tomato”. Doug’s white balance is off. This color is hard to shoot properly. (My Cayman is lava orange.)
MrManniG you should! i’d do that LOL
Doug the type of guy to make turbo sounds with his mouth while driving an electric car
Somehow it sounds like something he will actually do even though he's an adult.
😂😂
PSHHHHHHHHH
Hahaha best one
Me:uhhhhh
Doug has finally come to terms with the fact that he is 6'3" and not 6'4"
Dolan Tremp Now think where this extra inch comes from
or maybe he hasnt acctually properly mesured himself and has just mesured himself againsts other ppl
Or maybe he's just embracing #stayhumble
His height changes with the lunar cycle, he must have filmed this during a new moon.
Doug has some pretty bad posture. He might be 6'4 standing straight. One of my friends has is neck and shoulders forward like doug, He is my height exactly normally but he is 6'4 when he straightens.
3:02 "And that would be... the coupiness."
Less Doug Demuro: Benis
YuuY
Yuuy
YuuY
*YUUY*
ForoF
The fact that he made the effort to visually compare the two cayanes
Is why i watch doug demuro....
Doug: Coupier, Coupiness, Coupefying
Urban Dictionary: Attention everyone, we have incoming
cou penis
I heard “poop SUV”
Then, “Poopy SUV”...
And then “Poopier”. 😂🤣
11 11 lol I don’t think I was arguing but ok.
Chicken Coup
@@maxwellmoore5705 Less Doug DeMuro used that in his videos
“Eco friendly” 4.0L V8 SUV.
Don’t forget:
Twin turbo
AWD
Heavy as fuck
Eh, it's estimated to be around 26 MPG combined, so not all that bad, really.
@L.K It's perfect for people like you that don't know what they're talking about! Porsche really knows their market.
I mean, the 918 is a 4.6 V8 thats “greener” than a Prius
enigmaPL How is that?
How about we call them “fast backs”? There sure as hell aren’t “coupes”.
Sportback as Audi calls them
No definition limits coupés of being 2-doors
@@salzwassersamunddiesoljank5573 That's like the very definition of a coupé...
Thorben Denzer no it’s not... literally takes 2 seconds to google coupe and not look like a dummy
@@Tempusername-e6u "A coupé or coupe is a passenger car with a sloping or truncated rear roofline and generally two doors" Literally the first sentence on wikipedia. About that google search and looking like a "dummy"...
Doug the type of guy who is 6'3 when in a SUV and 6'4 in the sports cars
Excellent
He’s 6’5 actually
CNC motors: ohh Finally he's gone now
Doug: THISSSSSSSzz
He does say "thisss" a lot in thissss video.
@@thejonathandoan dougs a snake
😂😂👏👍
Кткжаңалықтар
@@vaskar1017 no Doug is a JeewFish
Doug : THISSSSSSS is a traffic cone cayenne
with high-visibility jackets for brakes
This made me laugh oh my god, you’ve made my day man
not even similar. He's full of it
I really like how Doug pretty well ignores the base price of cars (no one buys a car like this at base), and correctly discusses the window sticker price, or the actual price of the test car with these really expensive extras that make the car feel properly premium - kudos Doug.
@@LandRover-qc6lw - yes, and I agree about Doug's views on Blank Switches - he's mentioned Blank Switches before on other videos - you spend 200K and you're constantly reminded as you drive about how you cheaped-out.
"SUV coupe? ive been doing this for years!" - Infinifi FX
N.J. State øf Mind so has BMW
Noice
Infiniti is junk... not even a name in Europe lol
And now they re broke
I'm surprised Ferrari haven't sued infiniti for the fx name since they made the fxx and love to sue anyone for any reason. It's close enough to w rip-off for maranello.
That car looks amazing tho
Doug is the one guy who (for some reason) I’d recognize a million times quicker than any celebrity in public
There's a simple reason for that: He has a personality, not just an image.
Connor Kuss and yet he would probably act like he knows you too and it wouldn’t even be weird.
It's that Doug Mug...
Cause dougs a g
It's because he'd be dressed the same in public, while most celebrities dress differently than they would in their media.
Doug is the type of guy to have 7 different ways to say “Coupe” in his vocabulary
, That's the beauty of the English language.
@@shaunportlock4924 there is
Coupe
Coupe
Coupe
Coupe
Coupe
Coupe, and py personal favorite,
Coupe!
"And finally, we move under the hood where you can see the engine"
*giant dumb plastic cover over entire engine, making it look like a $18,000 shitbox*
The kind of people who buys this cars will never get close to the engine bay.
@@DJSV25 my dad has a tesla model x and he always checks the engine
David Santos exactly it’ll be some old guy that drives 55 in a 70
@@jakobk64 this has to be a r/woosh
They could have at least covered it with carbon fiber instead of cheap plastic at that price with the "light weight" option...LOL
Doug: actually 6'3"
Doug on tinder: 6'4"-6'5"
I remember when he was 6'4 ...rough times we live in
He shrank. He is getting old.
@@ShushaSofia lmao
It's because he was up and about for a while when he recorded the video. If he recorded the video first thing in the morning then he would have been 6'4.
Doug, the kind of guy who measures his height before every video he records.
Doug the type of guy to stick his head out the window to see what’s outside
He does that when reversing
Reminds me of the Brad Pitt driving scenes in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Always sticks head out when merging/yielding.
And he will make a face
Finally a "Doug the type of guy..." joke again! They have become a rarity. Thank you.
Abd_ moon16 I guess that you’re new to this channel
Wouldn't be a new Porsche without an extremely long name.
And lots of 0's on the window sticker
German practicality lol
CrimsonStang Porsche 918 Spyder Weissach Package
Porsche 911 GT2 RS Weissach Package
Porsche 911 GT3 RS Weissach Package
Porsche Panamera Turbo S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo
Thanks for the entertainment during quarantine
And a blonde mom in the drivers seat
I’m here just to listen to his classic way of saying “This” at the very beginning of this (every) video.
I can see the appeal. I hate SUV's but I like the way he reviews. I'd always prefer a wagon over any SUV. Thumbs down for reviewing a stupid SUV for people with more money than brains.
or maybe”and so” at the end of the review
@@bicyclist2 I totally agree with you, I always thought I was the wierdo cause never liked SUV´s at all, just a very few models.. But every single generic soul out there loves them... I mean they are good products but you dont buy a 20K vehicle just cause it is a good product it has to have some passion in it and I don´t see Pasion in any SUV at all...
When the Lamborghini Urus came out everybody was stonished but it really looked Exagerated and stupidly nonsense for me, yea its fast but..... what with that, there are a lot of faster cars out there, In the oder hand I do Love wagons, I thing they have an special touch that is not for everybody, (they look kind of clever) And some of them are actually more practical than the coomon "SUV"...
So yeah.. just happy to see Im not the only one out there, hating SUV´s haha
PD=Sorry for my english I´m not native speaker.
"All right, driving the [insert vehicle name here]."
Doug the type of guy who is between 6'1" and 6'4" in height, depending on how he feels and what day it is.
Heat causes expansion, cold causes contraction.
It's a question of humidity.
🤣🤣🤣
Gopal Trikamdas it’s a high of 65 today in San Diego so he’s probably topping out right at 6’3”
@@cscarlton24 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like Doug doesn’t actually know his own height
He's 6'2 on a bad day, 6'3 on a normal day, and 6'4 on a good day
Depends on shoes and posture that day. 🤷♂️
Makes the cayenne look like a Panamera
Lmao yeah he always gives a rough estimate
Some people get shorter with age hehehe
The "Coupe" makes it look more like the Macan.
Wasn't Honda the 1st on the market with this look? The Accord Crosstour? Poor thing was just too ahead of its time.
Same with the Acura ZDX. Probably would fair pretty well into days market with updated styling as well
I always thought it was the BMW X6 , but I might be wrong
It was the X6 BMW! It was the X6 BMW!!!
Evan Turnau no one cares about Japanese cars except the Supra and the Skyline and maybe the NSX. It’s all about the branding aka Porsche
The cross tour makes me vomit, my mother almost bought one.
that is the paint color I've been searching for my entire life
When you realize that this cars electric motor is more powerful than your car...
You are totally right, my Peugeot Partner 170C (2001) has a 69 horse power Diesel engine. So the the Cayenne has almost twice the amount of electrical power than my car :)
It weighs 3 times as much so youre good my dude
@@marcwiesen
nice
@
ok dude
It also has 670hp
_Doug gets pulled over_
Officer: May I see your license, please?
Doug: *Thisssssss* is my license.
Officer: Get in the car
Doug: Now it's time for the Dougscore
Carl Busani THISSSSSSSSS is a police squad car. One of the biggest quirks is that there aren’t many amenities here in the backseat.
Tesla sux
😂🤣
Now its time to give the officer a doug score.
Doug is a pioneer of the english language. "Coupier" and "Coupifying" should be officially added to the dictionary.
I can see those added to next years Oxford Dictionary.
Pray4Cars example phrase: Mercedes makes Doug sad when they coupify their SUVs.
No
and coupieness
@@RealRandomSmart CouPENIS
"Finger sensing technology"
It called proximity sensor Mr. Doug
And in 3 years Hoovies Garage will have a video “I bought the cheapest Cayenne Turbo S Coupe in America, and here’s what’s broken”
And it was only $15k.
185,000$ of depreciation in 3 years yes plz
So funny to see every expensive car video there is always somebody brings up "OH BUT It is too complicated and will be unreliable"
If I can't have it, it must be a broken wreck, am I right?
@maidul rashid yes but a 200,000$ hybrid coupe suv isnt exactly hot on the used market, that way hoovie can pick one up and cure covid 69 with it in 1 full presidental term
More like 10 years
10:00 "Deletion of Hybrid-Specific Exterior Elements" is an option when customizing on their website. Not saying you'll find one on the floor.
Quality: "top notch"
Gives it a score of 8.
I feel you're the type of person to give movie spoilers away, given your willingness to spoil the ending of this flick. Lol. Jist kidding. You make a valid point
I'd imagine he sees Bentley as a 9 and Rolls as a 10.
nicholas b aren’t Bentleys less reliable
Top-notch and Rolls-Royce like are different imo
None of these scores are valid, but I am still amused by them.
Doug will fight the "coupe SUVs" to his last breath.
At a fancy restaurant:
Chef: How does the food taste?
Doug: It was great. And for more of my thoughts on that go on autotrader.com/oversteer where I have also compiled a list of the best foods in the world.
best comment ever
@@marcovillavicenciorodrigue2638 thanks
Chef*
I'm sitting at this table and I have lots of headroom and I'm 6'3".
Lol this is funny, but the chef stays in the kitchen in fancy restaurants. U meant waiter!
Audi’s “Sportback” designation fits best for this fake coupes.
JavierCR25 shut up
Bruh u wish u could afford these 'fake coupes'. Why bother watching these videos if ur gonna hate like stfu.
@@amirzmrli3085 I doubt a 12 year old who writes "bruh" and "U" can even afford his own computer.
Amir Azmarli it’s not about money, a lot of people can afford a BMW X4 or MB GLC “coupe” and it’s still a stupid designation, they are crossovers not 2 door sport cars. They are nice and somewhat practical, but why call them coupes?
Amir Azmarli its a fake ass coupe and its stupid to slap a name on it to make it seem like its a coupe.
Global economists:" We're heading for a deep recession"
Porsche:" Meet our $ 200,000 Cayenne."
It reminds me of when Audi released the Q7 V12 TDI in 09.
haha true. But if you still got some spare money stashed this car would be a great way to fend off the 'end of the world as we know it' blues.
If the SUV fad dies out, it would almost be worth it.
The rich get richer during recessions
Actually, luxury goods often have easier time during recession, because capitalists would have too much money in hand they are have no place to invest so they spend it on things
I'm a total fan of the Cayenne's design, I think it looks WAY better than the first generation Cayenne. That sloped roofline looks really good too, in my opinion.
Customer: I'd like my car to be the color of a traffic cone
Porsche: No problem ... It'll cost you $3,200 😈
Zs B yes of course because everyone knows the color orange is the most expensive color lol
To be fair that price is no where near as ridiculous as a lot of paint colors on exotics these days.
Porsche: which colour do you want?
Customer: Have you been to a butcher's?
Porsche: say no more fam.
paint to sample!
@@WHITEboi633 PTS is different to the three special colors offered.
Doug is the type of guy to download the Tesla app without owning a Tesla.
Brush😂😂😂😑
Lol 😂
"Driving the Cayenne Coupe -- Turbo S Hybrid whatever..." Hahhaha! I've never seen Doug off script here. He is nothing if he's not consistent. This break in the intro to the driving scene made me laugh.
This thing is faster than a M2 competition on track. Funny
That’s more of a Salmon-orange than a “Lava Orange”, certainly not traffic cone orange.
It looks Tomato juice red to me
But it matches the cone
It could be the camera too. Sometimes colors just don't show up right on camera.
My first car was that same basic color. I called it "Tomato Soup"
Ha, mine was a two tone black over orange '80 mustang hatchback with orange plaid cloth seat inserts (in '91 mind you) little quirky for its time, as long as it rolled, I really didn't care. Slowist mustang ever ( 2.3L with a 3 speed trans) had be the slowest 'stang ever, 0-60 @a day in a half, lol
In 2025: THISSSS is a $40.000 bargain...
IN 2025 this will be a $120k bargain.
People who can buy this car aren't looking for a 5 year old bargain
This is not a JLR or FCA product.
@@ShushaSofia I can buy that car but I have no use for a non-binary, function confused vehicle. If I want a utility vehicle it won't be covered In soft surfaces on the interior and if I want a sports car the roof line would be 15 inches closer to the ground. At $200k there is absolutely no reason to purchase this thing other than to shit money down the depreciation hole. My GT4 is not confused about the purpose it serves. This is a lesson in how to turn $200k into $70k in 5 years.
love the replay spike at 3:04
Doug the type of guy to call his traffic cone Wilson.
coupe: _noun_ / "a car with a fixed roof, two doors, and a sloping rear"
mrmikal11 that makes no sense either
It definitely has 2 doors...
The press has been running 4 door coupe awards for years.....Audi, Jag, etc....
@@gtgokujr its actually true beetle is a two door sedan, there used to be a lot of two door sedans in the 50s 60s 70s and 80s today 2 door sedans are far long gone.
Doug: "Porshe is the only company that still has this big thing in the grill"
Dodge: "Hey! Over here!"
Audi has 2 on the front
Dodge makes it look good though plus the 2020 models aren't that bad they made it smaller
Doug, " It looks ridiculous". Me, " It looks fragile, vulnerable,unprotected, and very expensive".
@@AP90x Or Audi's, or Lexus, or..
We would have also accepted...
Dodge: "Hold my beer."
OR
Dodge: "Am I a joke to you?"
3:04 Woah! Easy there Demuro.
14:46 --> That face in the reflection on the dashboard! XD
lol
Good catch lmao
Filip Nikolic
>.>
I don't see it lolol
Oooohhhhhhhhhh jkjk i see it lolol
That Aventador orange looks so gorgeous on this porsche OMG...
Doug, release a “thisss” t shirt and donate the money to food banks. You’ll help thousands of families
The colour combo on this "coupe" remind me to my notes with orange and yellow highlighter 😂
$192,000 and no ventilated seats? “That is going to be a no from me DAWG”.
And you can get it in a Kia Forte
I believe ventilation is not compatible with the houndstooth fabric. Requires leather seats.
@@The_Stanman no reason it couldnt work with the fabric though
@@bentleyspotter you would be able to feel the ventilation piping through the fabric. You could do it, but I don't think you would want to.
Fortunately fabric is more breathable so much less of a need for it.
mpgxsvcd yes Evan you’re correct. I would never get that lightweight sport package for a cayenne. For 911 maybe.
23:05 This Porsche is still fast enough to make Doug's voice crack
litam tondy 💀💀💀💀
The cool part is when Doug sitting into small car he said he is 6"4'
And when he's in the big car he said he 6"3😂😂😂😂😂🦆🦆🦆
Doug likes to factor in his sneaker soles
Doug pleas make the video of Porshe Cayenne Turbo S 957, because it’s the most cheapest way to enter to the world of 500 + SUV’s
somebody PLEASE sponsor Doug's wardrobe. He's been wearing the same clothes since high school
HELL NO I don't need any clothing sponsors, I'm already sponsored by thrift shops that sell 16-year-old t-shirts advertising mini-marts in Albuquerque.
@@DougDeMuro There you go that's a SPORT!
@@DougDeMuro 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 love your channel Doug. all the way from South Africa.
Think of it as a discounted Lambo Urus, not as an expensive Cayenne.
That would be the RSQ8
The Urus, Bentayga and this are overpriced Touaregs
Matteo Tommasi I used to think that too. Then I drove one. The difference is substantial. Like all Porsches, the base model is the best for normal driving and it’s much lighter than the hybrid.
@@R4M_Tommy then rolls is overpriced skoda lol ...
bullshit
@@Ross-bc2iz Rolls Royce is made on a custom platform (and it's owned by BMW, not VW like Skoda). These, on the other hand, are made on the same (bad for handling) platform as the Audi A4, VW Touareg and many other.
"Now we move up front where we can see the engine"... No, we can't.
I'm investing stock in this comment. Current likes: 91
3:04 Haha 😂
This little mistake gave Less Doug Demuro content for life
🅱️enis
People asking me how I am spending my quarantine time
Me : THISSSSSSSSSSS IS HOW I AM SPENDING MY TIME 😂
This man is pure 100% doing what he loves I love his intros Thiiiiis...
Doug is the type of guy who calls his second dog More dog Demuro
Nice!
Lol
His twin brother you mean
@maidul rashid noodle
I’ve been thinking about this one since the Dog Demuro meme was born.
I just waited the good moment to strike back, eheheheh
Front camera swivels so you can see where you're gonna go... also: see windshield
Porsche design team meeting:" We need something to make this coupe standout. Perhaps a new color. Any suggestions?
Porsche engineer looking out the window at road construction:" Ya, I think I have something. "
Lava Orange isn't new in the Porsche world 😏
@@ThorsteinKlingenberg joke man
@@weirdshibainu And it would have made sense if the color was new for the Cayenne Coupe. Sadly it isn't so the joke doesn't work. But hey, 10/10 for effort.
The "acid green" calipers also remind me of safety vests, so it just doubles down on the construction theme
@@ThorsteinKlingenberg I don't need the validation, but 10/10 for effort
Doug before sex: ThissssssZ is my wife
Doug after sex: I'm gonna give a doug score
Cool factor: it was the same old same old nothing new so a 2/10
That was a good one sir
Simp
After completing all the weekend categories the woman gets 20 out of 50.
Doug: I was enjoying her electric power until she swiched into gas mode and ruined everything.so a 4/10 👎
I dont know if i can make rent next month and i am watching a goofy guy Reviewing a $200k car....
Take a drink every time Doug says "coupe"
*Dies from alcohol poisoning in first 3min of video
After 3:20 I had to go to the ER
Even if u sip beer by the end there's so many coupe sips you're plastered.
Or when he says 5600 pounds.
You mean 80% moonshine? Not a problem; tru slav here
“Coupify ” : take an SUV remove the utility raise the cost and done.
abbreviated $V
Lol. But to put in another perspective, they're really milking the SUV craze at this point.
To be honest the Cayenne Coupe is infinitely better looking than the BMW X6 and Mercedes GLE Coupe.
@@kangvp9512 ...and still worse looking and less practical than the normal Cayenne.
@@zkiller195 I'd buy a regular Cayenne over a Cayenne Coupe. But for the Turbo/S E-Hybrid, I'd rather get the Coupe. Why the hell not?
Doug's driver's license: Height 6'2 6'3
and on a good day 6'4
It’s what we’re all here for. 3:04
Benis
Take a shot every time he says “coupe suv”
We'd all be dead
@@darealallieg2747 and here are the poles and russians
or cringe
Don’t do this, I’m now in the hospital getting my stomach pumped
Instructions unclear, tuned my dog into a coupe.
"I suspect nobody is really gonna pay to paint their Cayenne lava orange"
Oh, now that's where you're wrong, Doug. Never underestimate the tastelessness of rich people.
I wish there was a neon pink version from the factory. With green polka dots.
lava orange is pretty cool but only on 911's
That lava orange and a green close to that acid green where pretty popular back in the very early 70s with 911s, especially the RS and RSR of that times.
Or their kids
You're saying it like only rich people can be/are tasteless, but we'll never find out for poor people
Without watching the video, I'm gonna guess the Doug score: 70. It's an all rounder. Anyways, I'll watch the video.
Ava Football yeah you’re right on target. I wouldn’t say it’s a 71 or a 69 I don’t think
Yeah, because I remember Lamborghini Urus's score from last time. And this Porsche is quite similar.
I would go one below just so I can say 69
@Believe Inyourself hehe, I didn't. I've watched enough of Doug to know how the cars get scored. But believe what you wanna believe 🤷♂️
Ava Football You got it bro, people just don’t want to believe that Doug is a pretty consistent scorer. 70 is what I would’ve gone with too
Lol that cone joke at the end was hilarious. I love the bloopers and extras Doug keep them coming!
Manufacturer: "Make it into a coupé"
Doug: "Coupé-ify it"
Flared us weebs have ruined the internet
Except that Doug doesn't say coupé, he says coup. And coupify.
9:39 Probably Porsche did this to save brand image. If owners showed off a super heavy suv by extending the rear wing that would be the peak of tastelessness.
if that is your peak of tastelessness than you must be living in beverly hills
@@bobbakker8 I wish 😂
Simply Italy, tastelessness is really something most of us hate. For example, we really like football, but if we say that something about you is "football-player-style", that is probably an insult. Football players are the ones dressing with Nike trainers and driving Porsches and Lamborghinis with huge rear wings. Might be expensive, but it's "pacchiano"!
@@litamtondy haha sounds like Italians are just jealous
@@ianmacdonald4163 That's exactly what a person with bad taste would say. 🤷♂️
@@litamtondy I mean I would love to drive around in Porsches and lambos with giant spoilers so I'll take it lol.
No one:
Literally no one:
Doug: coupafying
I love the Porsche cayenne E hybrid coupe and the turbo and GTS and SUV. from Kai. Very rare Doug DeMuro. I don't like how expensive the Porsche is but worth the price.
Doug the type of guy to wash his hands after using a hand sanitizer.
😂
SyLe HAHAHAHAHAAAA HAND SANITIZER LMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOOOO WASHING HANDS HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA OMG OMG I Cnt breathe HAHAAHA
I've done that a few times, I don't like the slimy glyserol on my hands, especially when I leave from my work. I'm a dentist so I use hand sanitizer all the time.
You should. You need soap and water to actually clean the grit and grime off of your hands. Sanitizer only disinfects
SyLe 🤣🤣👍🏻
Doug the type of guy to spray cologne into the air and shimmy into the mist
You know of some better way?
Luke Mills HahahahahHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAAA SHIMMY HAHAHAAA OMG OMG IM DYING HAHAHAHAAHHAAAA
I’m baffled that you don’t automatically get ventilated and messages seats are 200k
Volkswagen for you
It's probably because of the light weight sport package at $13000 which includes the hounds tooth cloth seat. If you don't get the 70lbs weight saving package you will get the ventilated seats. Another example of Porsche asking you to pay more for less.
@@putrid_swamp_juice because removing 70lbs from a 5600lb car makes a world of difference. That's why I love Porsh.
The houndstooth inserts get rid of the ventilated seats. Even if you get the sport design pkg and ventilated seats and full leather it will still be cheaper than the lightweight package. Lightweight pkg sounds good in theory. Better used on the standard turbo or the upcoming GTS which will be lighter than both.
My 08 Lexus has cooled seats. Land Rover, Porsche, etc are scammers when it comes to features like that
I believe you can get the center seat in the rear, but you have to ask them for the 4+1 rear seat when ordering. Otherwise you just get the tray by default.
“ThissssZ” made my day.
Doug u make my day, plzz stay ye yah yah
Coupe in French means "cut" and initially referred to carriages without rear facing seats.
So in the Cayenne's case, it has a cut roofline and it has no rear facing seats!🤣
Doug, please start recording exhaust sounds. Especially when recording cars like this.
GE Group he did before actually
he didnt on this probably because it doesn't sound good. turbo porsches sound like garabage with a stock exhaust.
@@pinut187 I saw a couple videos where he did record the exhaust sound, but sometime I find myself wondering why he doesn't record them always.
Right after Quirks and Features and right before I'm going to take it on the road there should be, "let's hear the exhaust note on startup!" Come ON DOUG!!
Having 3,5 million subs and still siting on your knees. DOUG i admire you
Doug is the type of guy to break into a car and steal owners manual
"personally I'd rather get a Mercedes E63 Wagon"
Looking forward to Doug getting hands on an Audi RS6. I think his preference will change.
Nah, Audi still understeers terribly
doug is the type of guy to steal a car, review it, and return it
Doug definitely has the most humorous car reviews. Which generates the funniest comments.
Doug going on about the color of the car, but that color’s gonna make a killing at the Miami dealerships 😅
Keep the outtakes coming Doug! We’ve been missing them! Stay healthy out there...
I don't know how much I owe Doug and CNC motors for keeping me sane in these times..
I remember seeing the rear view camera washer on a 2013 Nissan Altima.
Doug is the type of guy to use a keyboard and mouse on his phone