Owlin Careers in DND

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• Legacy of the Ashen
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[@paraschauhan1603]

The apex predator, the silent warrior of the night, the scourge of candy shops, the only one that knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a...never mind, he ate it. (The answer varies by the human tongue, between 364 and 2,255 licks according to university studies)

[@ConstructedChaos]

I could never figure it out myself. I couldn't resist the crunch just like that damned owl haha

[@paraschauhan1603]

@@ConstructedChaos The universities couldn't either. They had to build tongue robots.

[@ConstructedChaos]

@@paraschauhan1603 Is that true?! If so, that's way too funny hahahaha

[@paraschauhan1603]

@@ConstructedChaos Yeah, like Purdue and Swarthmore had a double study with actual lickers who couldn't do it all because fatigue and the exact impulse we just discusses and robots in the second study. These are robot numbers.

[@HeroG9000]

I was very confused before I realized that you were an owlin and thought you were letting the freak flag fly!

[@ConstructedChaos]

HAHA! Yeah it's hard sometimes to include all the context in a short but you got it!