Nobody Wants the Dollar Menu - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
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For our first episode comedian Blaq Ron explains how being grown is a constant cycle of disappointing sacrifice.
If you're wondering how long ago this clip was filmed, let's just say it was Blaq Ron's starter loc era! 🤣
After the premiere concludes - tune into our livestream tonight at 7:10 PM PST for a full HOUR of nothing but Blaq Ron! And guess what?! Blaq Ron will be live chatting with y'all the entire time!
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Instagram: @comedianblaqron
UA-cam: @LanisDad1185
Originally filmed 12/9/18
Videographer: Dior
Edited by: Keera Stephen, @keera.s
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He needs a Netflix special, he funny af 😂😂😂
Immediately!!
Yes!! Get him in there!
This my time seeing him butbi agree
Netflix isn't the boost it once was.
He talented
I haven't seen one Blaq Ron set I thought was average, this man is killin it.
Yeah, he's definitely got the star qualities. He's just gotta keep working and he'll get there.
FACTS.
Facts he aight
He just tryna make it b'foe the white man take it!
Faaaaacts!
Blaq Ron is an instant click!
Every time
Truth
Ya gatdamn skippy!!!!!
Agreed ✊🏾
Always! 😂
"If you have your Bible, let's turn to the book of britches..." 😂
Took me all way out I was not prepared 😂😂😂
Amen LMAO!
lol
Say amen | And Amen again 💀💀💀💀👹
When he said “BUTTERY BRIOCHE BUN…”!!! 😅😂😂😂😂
Asiago cheese
"You betta chew it slow"😂...This is hilarious 🤣😭🤣
Cuz thats how it was fa me this week😂❤
“Just tryin to make it before the white folks take it” lmao 😭😭
Yup. I turned 40 WAITING to say sh!t like this! 😂🤣
Lol "One foot in the grave, one foot in the street"!! 😂😂 Wassup baby?!? Haha he's too funny❤
@@shannonwestley6895😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"A day ahead of the sherriff on a good horse"
We used to mock the old heads cause it was cool so we already say it 😂😂😂
“Listen to me close….. fo-fa-fo, ho!” 😂😂😂
He got everyone in the crowd involved. THATS TALENT!!!!!
Blaq Ron never disappoints!!🖤🖤🖤
Never, he's the one of the only ones to get over 5min videos, besides Nate Jackson and BT Kingsley.
✊🏿EVER
you a fan fan if you know that! @geraldhanson2453 thank you for watching!
Was gonna say the same thing!
Am I the only one that didn’t laugh? 🥱
Lmao na cause I literally just pulled up mc Donald swearing I was getting a meal, saw the prices and drove off with a McDouble 😂
Dizzam that was me last month… Gotta use the app 😂
😂 every time
Down load the app for free deal 😂🎉
@@KOLAkola You save a lot of money with the App no doubt. Plus rewards gets you free food.
Hey that Mcdouble comes in clutch. 😂
“YOU BETTER CHEW IT SLOW!” LMFAO
A rustler 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
😂😂😂 I’m cracking up
I thought this was hilarious. What real when I grow up dreams are made of
"Amen, and Amen again" in his pastor tone tooook me OUTTTT!!!😂😂
He is an example of how black American cadence is number 1 for comedy
I'm dying 😆😆😆😆😆 He ain't lying ..... He's so on point with everything 😂😂😂 .... That ice cream 🍨 joke hit me in the chest 🤣🤣🤣, I'm 45 now and I bet' not eat it past 8 PM it's not gon' be good for anyone in the house 🏠😆😆😆😆😆
Black folks refuse to take lactaid, yall missing out on all this cheese and BS food 😂
I ate a box of ice cream and had to make a dr appointment the next day because the pain in my stomach got me in so much pain. Dr told me I'm just too old for that life🤣🤣🤣
@@iwashere5956 Ikr 🤣
😂😂😂 I'm on the lookout for non-dairy cheese right now.. smh
This dude is always amazing! His energy and flow make him a legend.
Am I the only one that didn’t laugh? 🥱
@@PlatinumHustle The beginning was a little slow, but his energy is the funny part. Not really the story. So my guess is you've got someone in your life like this dude that annoys or bores you 😂 I think someone else telling this exact story doesn't get a laugh, so I feel you.
@PlatinumHustle You're the only one that felt the need to comment it
@@Bih1stOfAll 😂
It’s a $5 bag now lol I was like naw I want the 4 for 4 then pulled off 😂😂
I live in a U.S. territory we got a $7 biggie bag 😒
Black Ron is as consistent as you would want a comedian to be. If he's on stage, I'm laughing.
That's me now...."I don't even need all that cheese." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤭😂😂😂😂😂 "Bet you starve the rest of the week!!" Wooo! Boy this a throwback fact from Blaqest book of Ron
Blaq Ron and Ali Siddiq are the leaders of the new school comedians. RIP Teddy
"New school comedians"? They're talented AF; killers each. But there isn't anything new school about them. They've both been slaying for 10+ years each.
@@bufordhighwater9872 every artist gotta put in years of work before their recognition. The recognition marks the beginning of their run, which makes the new school . I'm not going back n forth with u about it
@@dkmrap1never argue with a woman named Buford
Who is Teddy? RIP Patrice O’Neal
@@dkmrap1I've never seen anyone say "I'm not going back and forth with you " when the person only commented once 😂😂😂😂
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂 old folks will make yo day with what they say in a few seconds!! Will have you stopping mid sentence and start laughing out of nowhere!! ESPECIALLY IN THE HOOD!!
“Eyebrows all together” 😂😂😂
NO he did not say "if you got yo bible, lets turn to the book of britches" LOL
A WHOLE ASS FOOOOOOLLLL 🤣
One of my favorite comedians right now!!! 😂🤣💀
Yes indeed one of mine as well as Mr. Ali Siddiq ❤️👑❤️👑❤️👑😂🤣🤣
I see Blaq Ron I click I laugh my ass off and forget about all my problems.... simple
“I was gonna be a good old grown ass man”😂😂
4:07 - "No sooner that I got grown, these diabolical fashion industry people...' with him pointing his finger in the air kills it for me! You can tell that he's really feeling some kind of way about becoming a grown man.
“Blood pressure tight-tight” 🤣
Blaq Ron all the way! Never looking back! ✨🤌🏽✨
Wow. Literally in tears. Blaq is the that dude.
Blaq Ron is naturally funny like who else would come up with Fat Coochie Dudes 😂😂😂😅😅😅😭😭😭
WHY AM I SITTING IN THE WENDY’S PARKING LOT WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW?!?!? 😂
I know right! 🤣
🤣@@artdogg50
LOL
I feel it😂😂😂😂😂
McDonald’s for me 😂
Blaq Ron should be wayyyy more famous by now. He kills every time! ❤
Absolutely hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Give this man a special!
“ Just tryna make it before the white man take it “ 😂 NAH FORRREAL
Faaaacts 😂
Brista yo booty out" 😂 Black Ron that Dude
He spoke facts especially about those tight ass clothes lol😂
He DOES NOT MISS!! Instant laughs. Consistent laughs! 😭
Straight fire. The whole set. That call and response was magical. The description of every old black dude I've ever admired was dead on.
😂😂😂😂😂 cuh killed it!!
Can't wait for his big hour special!😂
Blaq Ron always kills it, dude is mad talented.
Lets go Blaq Ron!!
Blood pressure tight tight 🤣🤣🤣
HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
A Brister😂😂😂I’m stealing that.
😂 the book of britches 😂
4 for 4 and the $5 bag come in clutch though
Thinking bout one right now 😂😂😂
No doubt! 🤣 I was prepared to hate can't lie, but dude took it to another level.
Talk to em! 😂
I’m fat in a skinny body. I would have to get two 4 for 4s to be honest , one ain’t gone do it
Blaq Ron generates those good bottom of the belly laughs you can feel throughout your Spirit because his storytelling, timing and jokes create a visceral experience.
LOVE HIM…we need MORE of him!!!
“I couldn’t wait to be a ‘wrestl-sir-la’ 😂😂😂”
He always spittin truth
Yaasss!! Brotha BlaqRon NEVA disappoints🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣 One of my top 3 living comedians😂😂
3:00 proceeded to start describing my pops 😂
Mines too 😂
@@gmoney415 fr he was on the money that entire next minute 🤣
Blaq Ron has earned a watch from me now when I see him
The best comedian on UA-cam……by FAR!!!
I can’t wait until he blows up and becomes a household name.
😂😂😂 This man ain't never had no sense! 😂😂😂
He never eased up not for one minute. Legend in the making.
❤😂
After the premiere concludes - tune into our livestream tonight at 7:10 PM PST for a full HOUR of nothing but Blaq Ron!
Link to watch the full stream: ua-cam.com/users/live37-X4eYGOFY
So in the EST zone, it airs at 10:10 pm, right? Please confirm so I can my alarm to see Blaq Ron's set. He is the funniest! Thank you, Chocolate Sundaes. ☺️
4 for 4 is so realllll 😂😂😂 its 4 for 5 now lol
4 for 6 in Cali 😂
Blood pressure tight!!!😂😂😂
Afflicted finances is too REAL! Fo 4 Fo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
A Russla!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 I can’t even imagine how to spell the way he said “77”
He is one of the GOATS
This man never disappoint. Chappele Level Greats
You hear that crowd! Those are some deep tummy laughs ! 😂 he’s got it!
Bro is legit top 15 comic out right now. He has to get the Netflix or HBO special.
Hilarious! ...& he's keeping it 💯 🤣🤣
Blaq Ron hilarious everytime !
blaq ron is the funniest comedian today. always fresh relevant material. he should be wayyy more popular
Blaq Ron is laugh factory royalty at this point
Get this man a Netflix show....he deserves it!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My new favorite comedian Blaq Ron 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Almost fell out the chair! Love it. 🤣 Share the laughter.
Not me thinking we was waiting to be in WWE😂😂😂
Sammeeeee 😂😂😂😂
The Malcolm x and Renegade of comedy, keep on rocking 👌🏿 fam
He couldn't wait to be Russell west brook 🤣🤣
"I COULDN'T WAIT TO BE A RUSTLER"😂😂😂
2:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh damn I'm dying
I don’t know why he doesn’t have a Netflix special. People at his shows be HECKLING they’re heads off with laughter from start to end. Man is Talented!
Bro never disappoints and spittin straight facts lol The fashion for men getting out of control🤣🤣Niggaz shopping at the women section now
Hilarious and hitting home.😂
I bet Blaq Ron is the type of friend that you have to say, "Bruh, stop telling jokes...I can't breathe!" LMTD
Another classic from one of the best comics ever. Killing it again
“You know, I don’t even need all that cheese…”😂😅
I hate that I missed his live set!!!
Definitely my favorite comedian, always has me in stitches.
Have your wallet talk to you like a pimp🤣🤣🤣 and now you got a attitude at the window
This is perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude never fails. He always comes with the best material and stories. Makes me laugh all the time.
Love me some Blaq Ron ❤
Buttery brioche bun, Asiago cheese! 😂😂😂
Every set you cement yourself King 👑💯 got me cracking up at work 😂. It's an honour to watch. The world definitely will one day celebrate your talents 💯
I see Blaq Ron, I hit play. Every time. Dawg one of the best comics to touch a stage
He looked right at that girl and said “That’s balls!”😂
😂😂😂😂😂 this man is HYSTERICAL!!!!! MR. BLAQ RON you killed it SIR!!!!
Blaq Ron. Red stage!!!!! Because he ALWAYS sets it on fire!!!!!
This man is a true comedian! All his sets be funny and the crowd is always engaged 😂
Blaq Ron is funny AND smart! I loved when he was on CP's podcast
I liked the video before it even started, that’s how legendary Blaq Ron is 🤣🤣🤣
Square toed house shoes😂
Brotha, you have mastered your craft!! Good shit.