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  • @standupots
    @standupots  Рік тому +35

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  • @daniellemoxey9940
    @daniellemoxey9940 Рік тому +274

    Tony being clueless about White Claws was such a proud moment in black history😂😂 that is never our alcoholic seltzer of choice.. that's for our brethren hailing from the caucus mountains😂

    • @ebonibethea8037
      @ebonibethea8037 Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @EastsideCdale
      @EastsideCdale Рік тому +5

      I thought it was just me. I was asking myself why that part was so satisfying. 😊

    • @PuroBrim36
      @PuroBrim36 Рік тому +12

      You mean cousins three times removed. We ain't that closely related. Lmao 😂

    • @PuroBrim36
      @PuroBrim36 Рік тому

      Shit just cuz I'm light niggas wanna call me white so I fight all the time. Just cuz my skin light don't mean shit, look at my family and you'll see what I mean. I'm the only light one. And I hate it.

    • @lotuslife3239
      @lotuslife3239 Рік тому

      Nah fuck white claw

  • @ittishim9136
    @ittishim9136 Рік тому +354

    love tony baker hes one of those comics who always kills but somehow is not as famous as he should be

    • @tileavenue6911
      @tileavenue6911 Рік тому +1

      Please replace Steveee with Tony as your partner on Scissor Bros

    • @wells19874
      @wells19874 Рік тому

      That's because he won't bend over for Hollywood

    • @jordanleban8312
      @jordanleban8312 Рік тому +8

      If you know stand up you know TB

    • @DGreen-hq7jp
      @DGreen-hq7jp Рік тому

      This just means he will be a writer and blow up later

    • @suburbanpicasso
      @suburbanpicasso Рік тому +1

      Tony baker is not famous cuz he is lazy. Every single night, if you go to his live feed he plays video games 3 hours a day, almost everyday for the last month. Just Immaculate amounts of recorded time playing games. He is hilarious, but it is not a surprise he is not more successful to be honest.

  • @congaking100
    @congaking100 Рік тому +85

    Damn I heard Tony unfortunately developed scoliosis from carrying this comedy routine.

    • @Darksagan
      @Darksagan Рік тому +4

      Ouch lol

    • @DocReeg
      @DocReeg Рік тому +10

      Why is that other guy even there? He keeps canceling out the humor in everything Tony says.

    • @Nytellem
      @Nytellem 10 місяців тому +3

      @@DocReegThe white dude was not funny at all. I know he couldn’t wait to end the segment.

    • @SPACEKNOCKERZ76
      @SPACEKNOCKERZ76 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah he didn’t have the juice this night lol Tony stays ready

  • @passingjudgement1194
    @passingjudgement1194 Рік тому +76

    Tony baker is one of the funniest comedians ever. It’s natural to him

  • @michelecherek5392
    @michelecherek5392 Рік тому +104

    "Ain't no nutrients in the hard throat scratch!"🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @jeromebryant9999
      @jeromebryant9999 Рік тому

      I didn't like your comment because it's at 69 likes. 😎

    • @jackstar6018
      @jackstar6018 8 місяців тому

      Yooooooo, that shit took me out! 😂😂😂

  • @WalterWashington
    @WalterWashington Рік тому +22

    "Houston is one hour away from Houston" - Kevin Fredricks 2022 @KevOnStage

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD Рік тому +21

    “Interstellar is about Texas travel” - 🤣😭😩

  • @shawnGlobal
    @shawnGlobal Рік тому +68

    Tony knows it’s easy to make them people in there laugh 😂😂😂

  • @itsrichysmart
    @itsrichysmart Рік тому +56

    I'm dying laughing while sipping my La Croix!

    • @demetriusevans4139
      @demetriusevans4139 Рік тому

      That shit is terrible

    • @airess1
      @airess1 Рік тому +3

      Me too but I have polar

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 Рік тому +2

      Me also, but with SpinDrift

    • @raggaeldestro8609
      @raggaeldestro8609 Рік тому +1

      Strawberry-kiwi and hibiscus are my favorites.

    • @hebrewharv8018
      @hebrewharv8018 Рік тому +1

      @@snicker12i just discovered spin drift. That shit is amazing. 😂😂😂😂

  • @SlymeJeezis91
    @SlymeJeezis91 Рік тому +19

    Interstellar was about Texas travel! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 Рік тому +19

    They got Tony started on water!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @avaholloway32
    @avaholloway32 Рік тому +12

    H2O is now H35 #HardThroatScratch 😂😂🤣🤣#iLoveTonyBaker 🍞

  • @kristopherwilliams6625
    @kristopherwilliams6625 Рік тому +18

    The fact that Tony Baker didn't know what White Claw was proves that it's just for white women 😆😆😆

    • @msteach3082
      @msteach3082 Рік тому +2

      This is hysterical! My white girlfriends love, love, love some White Claws.😂🤣😃

  • @Carolina-zo9io
    @Carolina-zo9io Рік тому +44

    You know when a pastor is bombing when they say "Can I get a witness"

    • @sodahpop1
      @sodahpop1 Рік тому +2

      Yo! I never thought of it that way! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @jamesyhardeman4729
    @jamesyhardeman4729 Рік тому +71

    Funeral songs and his son died fairly recently is wild….. he handled it like a G

    • @hisokaDluffy
      @hisokaDluffy Рік тому +2

      Damn near two years ago

    • @oicind432
      @oicind432 Рік тому

      Makes you think did he dis his son funeral pastor 🤔

    • @Nytellem
      @Nytellem 10 місяців тому +1

      Gotta separate the two

    • @Mr.GoodVibesCaLi
      @Mr.GoodVibesCaLi 5 місяців тому +1

      @@oicind432 yes he talks about it alot in podcast like squaadcast and more

  • @jonathanblocker2625
    @jonathanblocker2625 Рік тому +17

    Tony’s back gotta be killing em.

  • @tygemini6448
    @tygemini6448 Рік тому +20

    Great improv! You could tell they got uncomfortable when Tony mentioned 2pac n Biggie like oh no here comes urban jokes but he’s soo intelligent Tony hit them with the pop culture reference first then went on to answer. Like, get real, I’m sure the majority of people under 60 know if east coast vs West Coast is mentioned, you’re gonna think of the 90s era too.

    • @LD-jb5zi
      @LD-jb5zi Рік тому +6

      Even when he was talkin about the bald Eagle and white men, reeled them right back in

    • @tygemini6448
      @tygemini6448 Рік тому

      @@LD-jb5zi I caught that too

  • @goodfeels8204
    @goodfeels8204 Рік тому +24

    Tony carried the whole bit! Too funny!

  • @virgilhawkins5680
    @virgilhawkins5680 Рік тому +12

    When that dude said UA-cam, Tony should've said, "CRAM!"

  • @victorfagan6919
    @victorfagan6919 Рік тому +17

    The whole bit about Texas is very true!! lol

    • @prod.bylvwlee
      @prod.bylvwlee Рік тому +1

      Its fr 10 hours from end to end 😭

  • @zg577
    @zg577 Рік тому +9

    Held my right eye closed and thought to myself “comedy isn’t for everyone “…..

  • @MrBlackraven2488
    @MrBlackraven2488 Рік тому +10

    That’s what I been saying about sparkling water for so long. I be damned if imma drink carbonated water.

  • @demetriusevans4139
    @demetriusevans4139 Рік тому +6

    That Bald Eagle part was gold!

  • @4Timesdafunky
    @4Timesdafunky Рік тому +15

    Tony Baker is the undisputed king of Comedy on the Spot!!! 👑

  • @Thomas998822
    @Thomas998822 Рік тому +16

    I just laughed harder and more in a 10min freestyle unscripted sketch, that I have for whole hour-long specials that comedians professionally curate and write down. Tony Baker is a comedic genius.

  • @SoulBrother_1
    @SoulBrother_1 Рік тому +13

    Tony Baker can make anything funny.

  • @gageabdul
    @gageabdul Рік тому +12

    "I'm America this whole time."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @86Kera
    @86Kera Рік тому +22

    Lmao if you want your throat scratched just get a soda 😂

    • @mikewilkins2030
      @mikewilkins2030 Рік тому +1

      😂 make it a small hospital Schweppes and you got all the scratch you need! Lol

  • @dockdowdell
    @dockdowdell Рік тому +8

    Who they hell in the crowd said white claw was malt liquor? lol

  • @HPunch54321
    @HPunch54321 Рік тому +7

    Tony Baker doesn’t drink alcohol, so he wouldn’t get the White Claw reference.

  • @AshyTaco
    @AshyTaco Рік тому +8

    Tony is in my top 5 comics of all time! He's freaking hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @realmorgan3075
    @realmorgan3075 Рік тому +6

    Since when did Tony Baker need a sidekick?

  • @Bukahta
    @Bukahta Рік тому +5

    I'm tired of slap stick comedy I really enjoy Tony's brilliance

  • @allenstone9170
    @allenstone9170 Рік тому +6

    Shout out to Tony giving that Transitioned Dee Reynolds a chance to practice the craft

  • @sippmorrgaming9922
    @sippmorrgaming9922 9 місяців тому +2

    Tony needs a Netflix special

  • @mojo782
    @mojo782 Рік тому +4

    I am here for the Interstellar Texas conspiracy!!

  • @kmax1223
    @kmax1223 Рік тому +3

    That hurt when he said he's been going to a lot funerals lately

  • @Steven-zj6bw
    @Steven-zj6bw Рік тому +2

    Christopher cross, sailing is now on my Playlist.

  • @VSmoothTwentyTwo
    @VSmoothTwentyTwo Рік тому +2

    I don’t trust no one who drink sparkling water 😂😂😂

  • @StanHowse
    @StanHowse Рік тому +15

    Tony Baker is my spirit animal.

  • @dawnfoster1071
    @dawnfoster1071 Рік тому +8

    Tony can find the funny in anything 🤣 he 🍞

  • @SPACEKNOCKERZ76
    @SPACEKNOCKERZ76 8 місяців тому

    ‘Taste value" had someone goin lol

  • @brucebruce323
    @brucebruce323 Рік тому +1

    Driving through Texas, you better have a buckees gift card, or 1000 cash to get you through the vacation. It is a vacation just driving through here

  • @BrittneyBritt17
    @BrittneyBritt17 Рік тому

    Love the dynamic, here fo this 😂

  • @IronMikeDyson1979
    @IronMikeDyson1979 Рік тому +1

    Never slander Perrier sparkling water 😂😂😂

  • @byanymeansnecessary2562
    @byanymeansnecessary2562 Рік тому

    "imagine a bald eagle in those sandals"😂😂😂

  • @UoenoIDEK
    @UoenoIDEK Рік тому +2

    So happy to have enjoyed this Baker today I needed this in my algorithm, Thanks again channel you've got yourself a subscription ☝🏽👍🏽

  • @TheEnderBand
    @TheEnderBand 10 місяців тому +1

    Tonic water tastes like you made burnt toast and the white noise static from a console CRT TV into a liquid, miss me with every piece of the tonic water

  • @42tribes
    @42tribes Рік тому +4

    Tony Baker for president.

  • @dayhop3257
    @dayhop3257 Рік тому +3

    Not swiping at ya babies, Tony! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelfrancis7372
    @michaelfrancis7372 Рік тому +2

    H35 Had me dying...All Hydro

  • @carbondated21
    @carbondated21 9 місяців тому +1

    Interstellar being about traveling through Texas is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @thebrokenmicshow1457
    @thebrokenmicshow1457 Рік тому

    This was funny, nice duo

  • @mikeblalock4116
    @mikeblalock4116 Рік тому +1

    Hey I'm a Canadian American whiskey blend type, but I have bad acid reflux. If I'm willing to spend all that money, white claw gets me fucked up, gives me zero indigestion, and it doesn't taste absolutely horrible when it's very cold.

  • @WIGSPLITTA
    @WIGSPLITTA Рік тому +2

    Now it's H35 🤣

  • @TENGU127
    @TENGU127 11 місяців тому

    Hilarious that they found the "UA-cam" suggestion, not acceptable.🤣🤣

  • @GoldySliime
    @GoldySliime Рік тому

    As a man with Texas tattooed on my forearm I can confirm he is 100% correct about how big Texas is 😂😂😂

  • @K_patts8370
    @K_patts8370 Рік тому +1

    Sparkling water is turrible!!!

  • @jamondjones2709
    @jamondjones2709 Рік тому +1

    Band sparkling water Bigg Factz

  • @wayneboogie333
    @wayneboogie333 6 місяців тому +1

    Sparkling water tastes like tv static

  • @rodneytatum9909
    @rodneytatum9909 Рік тому +1

    When did Texas become a west coast state?

  • @Cletus_the_Elder
    @Cletus_the_Elder Рік тому

    These used to be Sauls, but they're Pauls now. This man paid attention in church.

  • @samvermulm8988
    @samvermulm8988 Рік тому +2

    Agreed with sparking water thank u for the laughs

  • @MrJinwright
    @MrJinwright Рік тому +1

    Sparkling water is super trash

  • @TheRedGameboy
    @TheRedGameboy Рік тому +1

    Part time jobs!? That was a terrible suggestion. She should feel bad for saying it. 😝

  • @theowg3
    @theowg3 Рік тому +2

    I’m the one vs skippity paps

  • @McarthurBeard
    @McarthurBeard Рік тому +1

    This shit doo-key

  • @outofAlog
    @outofAlog Рік тому +6

    The guy with the sandals got that white claw

  • @christandaniels571
    @christandaniels571 8 місяців тому

    Never seen two ppl on stage for a set b4

  • @DialToneTP
    @DialToneTP Рік тому

    When you start losing your hair, you'll be American.

  • @christopherayettey4390
    @christopherayettey4390 Рік тому +2

    How does Jeremiah know the Bible soo wellll lol

  • @holygroove2
    @holygroove2 2 місяці тому

    I actually like the two of them tag teaming....I wonder if this happens more frequently than this....

  • @uaintseememaaan8901
    @uaintseememaaan8901 Рік тому +1

    “I’m only human.” 😂😂 Not many of y’all gonna relate to that song and when it came out.

  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 Рік тому

    If you don't like seltzer THAT much you probably won't do great at a Jewish family meal😂

  • @Vrir16
    @Vrir16 7 місяців тому

    I'm actually feeding a wild squirrel at my work by hand every day. She's starting to come to me when I call and let's me pet her every once in a while. Gonna eventually work my way up to a bald eagle 😂

  • @DonCE0
    @DonCE0 6 місяців тому

    Damascus 3s 😂😂😂

  • @mattjames8350
    @mattjames8350 Рік тому +1

    booooo

  • @shane_clay01
    @shane_clay01 9 місяців тому

    The white dude really didn't add much to this show in my opinion... Tony Baker is the show

  • @LD-jb5zi
    @LD-jb5zi Рік тому

    Tony baker just different!

  • @dandybrandy451
    @dandybrandy451 Рік тому +3

    You could tell they didn't know who sade was.

  • @hi-tych
    @hi-tych 10 місяців тому

    Sailing remix by krazyie bone is gonna be playing at mines.

  • @patrickpearson1665
    @patrickpearson1665 Рік тому +1

    Harpy Eagle is the size of a human.

  • @KillumiGnarly
    @KillumiGnarly Рік тому

    Damn im so Excited to watch this love Tony Baker Hated Jeramiah on kill Tony but i respect comedy lol Bless the gods for these uploads!

  • @blakestanley9515
    @blakestanley9515 Рік тому +1

    h35 hahahaha

  • @samuelj.s3955
    @samuelj.s3955 4 місяці тому

    That guy cramping Tony's style

  • @raidaraw
    @raidaraw Рік тому +1

    The white claw?😅

  • @D2_drama
    @D2_drama Рік тому

    tony funny like always but this was corny

  • @taleyajohnson1867
    @taleyajohnson1867 Рік тому +2

    h35!! 😂

  • @aprylb.3718
    @aprylb.3718 Рік тому

    what movie are they taking about with Mathew?

  • @junioralvarez1194
    @junioralvarez1194 11 місяців тому

    arguing with wife..... im over it now😅😅😅

  • @JustineEllushon
    @JustineEllushon Рік тому

    LMAO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I love sparkling mineral water. White claw LOL heck no ha ha ha

  • @MattypJohnson
    @MattypJohnson Рік тому

    Birds have hallow bones fact)

  • @quinnsilence
    @quinnsilence Рік тому

    I spent 3 days driving through TX (stayed a night in 2 cities). I'm from SoCal, and that state is just as bad.

  • @McQAC.00
    @McQAC.00 Рік тому

    Tony Baker is fantastic! He says that the topics were trash. I'd love to see him working something about a rectal prolapse.

  • @shamainmccotry9713
    @shamainmccotry9713 3 місяці тому

    Interstellar time traveling 😂😂😂😂

  • @SB-tc2jr
    @SB-tc2jr Рік тому +1

    Agree: I HATE SPARKLING WATER
    And White Claw SUCKS!
    The crap just gives me bloated belly!

  • @ProfessorZo
    @ProfessorZo 10 місяців тому

    Tony smoked the other guy fr

  • @demonik2108
    @demonik2108 Рік тому +1

    Texas BABY

  • @jumpmusic101
    @jumpmusic101 Рік тому

    I am a sparkle water drinker lol