Why Are Footballers Obsessed With Conspiracy Theories?

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024
  • From Matthew Le Tissier claiming atrocities are hoaxes to Rickie Lambert believing that he can compliment water into tasting better and Iker Casillas denying the moon landings, there has been a sudden recent rise in the number of conspiratorial footballers.
    In this video, HITC Sevens takes a look at why footballers appear to be so obsessed with conspiracy theories, what has caused the recent rise in craziness, and - regrettably - the existence of Joey Barton.
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  • @VelvetMetrolink
    @VelvetMetrolink 10 місяців тому +497

    Barton might deny he is a grifter, but I deny he was a footballer.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 10 місяців тому +59

      My favourite memory of him is when he came up to Scotland expecting to boss the league, made 8 appearances where he was terrible in all of them and ran off back to England within 6 months, blaming the quality of the league for his failure.

    • @southstandboy
      @southstandboy 10 місяців тому +7

      Without the attitude problem he would have been a lower Premiership/Championship midfielder and a footnote of the last 15 years following a respectable career.

    • @A-se2ur
      @A-se2ur 10 місяців тому +18

      @southstandboy that’s being generous, to the point of falsehood. For a so called premier league player he was of average technical ability and only really especially proficient at running about and winding up opposition (and his own team). If Barton was not a complete wrongun narcissist with an ego almost as large as his voided skull, he would be in the long list of obscure footballers forgotten by all but the most hardcores. He never made his name for his football ability, nor for his insights either, but that’s a different matter.

    • @southstandboy
      @southstandboy 10 місяців тому +6

      @@A-se2ur He did get in an England squad (although he only played 12 minutes) and enough clubs seemed to be happy to employ him. As I have heard in another video today he was something of a poor man's Roy Keane and he was just about in the era when you could be an enforcer.
      I agree he won't be remembered primarily for his football ability though.

    • @ThexMJT
      @ThexMJT 10 місяців тому +7

      He was a decent footballer, I liked him at Newcastle he did probably play his best football for Newcastle (not amazing) though he is a class A weapon when he opens his mouth.

  • @thelastgreataudit8112
    @thelastgreataudit8112 10 місяців тому +654

    Turns out a fun mixture of limited primary education, little to no secondary education, and being easily mobbed by sycophants who will agree with any bullshit you say because you're their idol/meal ticket leaves you pretty vulnerable to daft ideas.

    • @vegan4life660
      @vegan4life660 10 місяців тому +26

      More so being a participant in distracting the world from anything important.. leads to most being disconnected from reality! That the ones who speak any truth are seen as mad 😂

    • @vegan4life660
      @vegan4life660 10 місяців тому +17

      Although seeing Le tissier break from MSM and begin educating himself.. it’s like watching a child learn how the world really works 😂

    • @soundscape26
      @soundscape26 10 місяців тому +36

      @@vegan4life660 If so he's doing a terrible job.

    • @vegan4life660
      @vegan4life660 10 місяців тому +12

      @@soundscape26I did say a child 😂

    • @BigPurp9
      @BigPurp9 10 місяців тому +4

      I knew a lad in Everton then City’s academy and he did f all in school, from year 8-10 he just didn’t go until his club forced him to and then he’d just come once a week if that.

  • @stephenremnant8151
    @stephenremnant8151 10 місяців тому +331

    The bird conspiracy is my favourite as the guy who started has even come out and said he just started it as a joke 😂😂😂

    • @johnjohnson9182
      @johnjohnson9182 10 місяців тому +4

      Lol what's that one then?

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 10 місяців тому +16

      ​@johnjohnson9182 Basically seems to be that birds are not real.

    • @andrasszabo1570
      @andrasszabo1570 10 місяців тому

      The Pizzagate one too, a sociologist made that up to document how obviously nonsense conspiracy theories can infect people.
      Later he realised people will believe anything, even if it's nonsense to the nth degree.

    • @RightSide-kl5vj
      @RightSide-kl5vj 10 місяців тому +36

      ​@@archstanton6102 And that they're government drones and they used quarantine to cover up them replacing the batteries 😂😂

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 10 місяців тому +27

      reminds me that Germany has a conspiracy about the city of Bielefeld not being real, which also was started as a joke, but now apparently many people take it seriously

  • @paulchilds1893
    @paulchilds1893 10 місяців тому +93

    To be fair the writing was on the wall with Lovren and spurious claims when he announced himself to be "One of the best defenders in the world".

    • @vjvallance
      @vjvallance 10 місяців тому +5

      To be fair to him, anyone who's played in any of the top leagues is one of the best players in the world at that time, but I take your point!

    • @joegilbert3149
      @joegilbert3149 10 місяців тому +2

      It's self confidential one of the reason he's rich right now, you need that arrogance

    • @Hellserch
      @Hellserch 10 місяців тому +2

      Again to be fair, I think it was in his podcast with Nebuchadnezzar that drew my attention to him.

    • @r7..48
      @r7..48 7 місяців тому +1

      the year he said that he challenged for the league and reaches both a champions league and world cup final.

  • @diomuda7903
    @diomuda7903 10 місяців тому +93

    Plus, Alfie, I am still hoping to see a video about how Kazakhstan fuelled sportswashing worldwide. Its move from AFC to UEFA in 2002 has been cited as the 21st century's first sportswashing case given Kazakhstan's authoritarian and repressive methods against its own citizens, and UEFA's inability to address this matter proved fatal as Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Russia and Azerbaijan took up the Kazakhstan playbook to do the same evil businesses as we see today. UEFA's greatest mistake in 2002.

    • @eeeeewewew
      @eeeeewewew 10 місяців тому +5

      Never heard of this and just looked it up. Would make a great video. Hope he makes it

    • @elmatadoraelmatador2587
      @elmatadoraelmatador2587 10 місяців тому +1

      I feel strange why Kazakhstan competed in UEFA when the country is 100% Asiatic by nature, even though I tried to ignore it until you mention sportswashing. Guess Kazakhstan should be banned from UEFA now.

    • @Krazy6ix
      @Krazy6ix 10 місяців тому

      I kinda wondered about that.

    • @diomuda7903
      @diomuda7903 10 місяців тому

      @@Krazy6ix Because you think they would? UEFA is greedy for oil and gas money. Before the Russian invasion of Ukraine, UEFA was hooking with Gazprom.
      Kazakhstan had killed hundreds of people in Zhanaozen in 2011 and recent protests in 2022 to protect the dictatorship regime of Nazarbayev and Tokayev, yet UEFA's cowardice means we are never able to learn from the past.

    • @BLOODSHO7
      @BLOODSHO7 10 місяців тому +1

      Remember the Azerbaijan f1 grand prix race also held the name of European grand prix in its first few races

  • @ljzmoore
    @ljzmoore 10 місяців тому +64

    Feel like Joey Barton is publicly applying for a job in GB news

    • @peteashford3992
      @peteashford3992 10 місяців тому +17

      Yep, his managerial career isn't going anywhere and he wants that sweet GBeebies cash

    • @wolfeflambe
      @wolfeflambe 10 місяців тому +13

      Or a regular column in Mail Online as he’s their new poster boy.

    • @steven5232
      @steven5232 10 місяців тому +1

      Nah, GB News would sack him once he offended anyone. GB News doesn't like free speech.

    • @MpanzuSolos
      @MpanzuSolos 10 місяців тому

      ⁠@@peteashford3992GBeebies 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yourmum955
      @yourmum955 10 місяців тому +4

      @@wolfeflambe Unfortunately the daily mail posted a headline earlier slagging him off so, despite the comments predictable agreeing with Barton and thinking their view is the view of the majority, I don't think even the daily mail like him

  • @ringosimon1
    @ringosimon1 10 місяців тому +28

    Don't want to start my own conspiracy theory, but while talking about Sausage and Egg McMuffins someone has replaced the graphic with a picture of a Sausage and Bacon McMuffin. I reckon it is the work of the Iluminati.

  • @mnm5165
    @mnm5165 10 місяців тому +94

    Most footballers barely went to school so they’re uneducated. And when you have millions of people idolising you and not telling you what’s right or wrong then you start to think you’re the messiah and have everything figured out

    • @ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici
      @ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici 10 місяців тому +5

      They've figured out life more than the rest of us. I don't know what I'm eating for dinner tonight.

    • @FozzQuaker
      @FozzQuaker 10 місяців тому +4

      Clarke Carlisle might have something to say about that...He happens to be a very intelligent man

    • @LKeet6
      @LKeet6 10 місяців тому +26

      ​@@ViVeriVniversvmVivusVici footballer's talent is something to be admired, for sure, but acting like that one talent shows they've "figured life out" is ridiculous. In many cases, they're idiots who have nothing but that one talent and a bunch of money because people want to watch.

    • @LKeet6
      @LKeet6 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@@FozzQuaker you found an exception, well done...

    • @bababababababa6124
      @bababababababa6124 10 місяців тому +12

      @@FozzQuakerone exception out of hundreds of thousands of footballers definitely proves your point

  • @GrahamMilkdrop
    @GrahamMilkdrop 10 місяців тому +164

    Also a pet peeve of mine... so many people insisting they are interested in TRUTH but then refusing to look at anything that might undermine their BELIEF.

    • @GrahamMilkdrop
      @GrahamMilkdrop 10 місяців тому +9

      also... politicians walking out of or just failing to attend parliamentary debates.

    • @willcraig937
      @willcraig937 10 місяців тому

      "Do your research" usually means, keep going until you agree with my madness...@@GrahamMilkdrop

    • @vegan4life660
      @vegan4life660 10 місяців тому +14

      Literally Alf in this video 😂

    • @mcahunatv3590
      @mcahunatv3590 10 місяців тому +2

      A bit like this video then.

    • @GrahamMilkdrop
      @GrahamMilkdrop 10 місяців тому +15

      @@mcahunatv3590 What do you mean? Are you implying that the maker of this video was guilty of not being open to evidence that would change their opinion on some issues?
      Personally, I thought that he was far too confident in presenting some things as mere conspiracy theories when in fact they should be held up as examples of things that have been wrongly classified as conspiracy theories having in part or as a whole been proven correct or that have yet to be adequately disproven.

  • @ratzinger3814
    @ratzinger3814 10 місяців тому +72

    Have you done a video about players that are loved by rival sets of fans? only example I can think of would be glenn Murray at palace and Brighton but could be an interesting video

    • @CrazyNomnomnom
      @CrazyNomnomnom 10 місяців тому +2

      Brian Clough at Derby and Nottingham would be another one

    • @liamfitzdrums
      @liamfitzdrums 6 місяців тому +2

      Ronaldo Nazario too. He played for Barcelona, Real Madrid, AC Milan and Inter Milan.

  • @jakegoldsmith5922
    @jakegoldsmith5922 10 місяців тому +13

    You are in your element with these sort of videos about how football intersects with other aspects of life!

  • @he_football
    @he_football 10 місяців тому +63

    I wonder how the new concussion rules will make this video look in about 20 years

    • @T.E.S.S.
      @T.E.S.S. 10 місяців тому +1

      it won't look any different

    • @druidmann
      @druidmann 10 місяців тому +4

      Unless football outlaws headers, head trauma in football isn't ever going away anytime soon

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@druidmannIm sorry, while a header is not good for you and your health is a farcry from what is normally considered relevant head trauma.
      And its certainly no damn concussion.

    • @kauswekazilimani3736
      @kauswekazilimani3736 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@LiftandCoaDecades worth of headers though...

  • @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi
    @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi 10 місяців тому +12

    Just a random thing, Ricardo Vaz Tê assaulted a friend of mine when he was still playing here in Portugal.

  • @bentarbuck6161
    @bentarbuck6161 10 місяців тому +98

    Last I heard lambert was working as a youth coach for us at wigan. Last thing we need is idiots like this influencing our young players 🙈

    • @idkwhattoputheresorry
      @idkwhattoputheresorry 4 місяці тому

      off topic but fellow wiganer 🤣

    • @bentarbuck6161
      @bentarbuck6161 4 місяці тому

      @@idkwhattoputheresorry gods chosen people! 😂

    • @kevbillows7113
      @kevbillows7113 3 місяці тому

      Lambert was a great player so feel lucky he’s at a dive club like yours

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 10 місяців тому +60

    Before watching this, my very simple and straight forward take:
    Footballers spend their youth becoming footballers and at times completely disregarding their education (I'm a teacher, and every year I will meet a couple of wannabe football pros who completely ignore school). Having those giant gaps makes them much more susceptible to fill them with any old garbage.

    • @truthoverlies1820
      @truthoverlies1820 10 місяців тому

      If you're a teacher then that concerns me..but doesn't surprise me sadly.

    • @greg2502
      @greg2502 10 місяців тому +18

      ​@@truthoverlies1820that says more about you

    • @truthoverlies1820
      @truthoverlies1820 10 місяців тому

      @@greg2502 Hans..why skulls though?..Hans..Are we the baddies?

    • @ChrisAlexT
      @ChrisAlexT 10 місяців тому +7

      @@truthoverlies1820 based on the quality of that comment you wouldn't look out of place sitting in one of his classrooms

    • @truthoverlies1820
      @truthoverlies1820 10 місяців тому +2

      @@ChrisAlexT so his lessons are crap then?..OK fair enough

  • @iamjoestafford
    @iamjoestafford 10 місяців тому +88

    You're very brave doing this Alfie - there are plenty of people who have gone off the deep end who I'm sure will be furious with you for posting it, but it needed doing. One of your best videos yet.

    • @timlamiam
      @timlamiam 10 місяців тому +29

      blows my mind how conspiracy deep enders get all offended when you laugh off their bs lol

    • @soundscape26
      @soundscape26 10 місяців тому +23

      @@timlamiam Because you are shattering their world given the belief in such conspiracies is central to their existence.

    • @truthoverlies1820
      @truthoverlies1820 10 місяців тому +15

      Brave? 😂 😂 😂 probably his worst video ever

    • @truthoverlies1820
      @truthoverlies1820 10 місяців тому +7

      @@soundscape26 I'm sure being a current thing enjoyer is central to your existence

    • @truthoverlies1820
      @truthoverlies1820 10 місяців тому +1

      @@timlamiam what bs would that be?

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 10 місяців тому +19

    The frogs thing is slightly true. The water was tainted and made the frogs change their sex (quite a common amphibian trait).

    • @jedross2136
      @jedross2136 10 місяців тому

      I remember hearing that. Stopped clocks and all that lol

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 10 місяців тому +8

      THEY MAKE THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY
      URGHH
      *techno beat intensifies*

    • @1998Cebola
      @1998Cebola 10 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, it sadly highlights that there is a justifiable mistrust of mainstream media, making it even more difficult to break conspiratorial thinking

    • @ConnbineHarvester
      @ConnbineHarvester 9 місяців тому +2

      So not gay at all really! 😉

  • @chimsuaumo
    @chimsuaumo 10 місяців тому +4

    I met Matt Le Tissier when I was eight. He was signing autographs in a sports shop in Worthing (I forget which one, but is was in Portland Road). It made my day at the time.

  • @Joe-sv4wz
    @Joe-sv4wz 10 місяців тому +32

    building football knowledge and class consciousness at the same time 🙌

  • @shipofthesun
    @shipofthesun 10 місяців тому +18

    21:10 Let's not forget that the Magna Carta was written 400 years before the germ theory of medicine was introduced.

    • @darksidedebbie
      @darksidedebbie 10 місяців тому +5

      Conspiracy theory - germ theory both theories!

    • @shipofthesun
      @shipofthesun 10 місяців тому

      @@darksidedebbie Yes, but one is viable and the other is not. We see the proof of the germ theory every single day in medicine. Conspiracy theories are nine times out of 10 bullshit. And now you know.

    • @yourmum955
      @yourmum955 10 місяців тому

      @@darksidedebbie Everything in science is labelled a theory even if it's almost universally regarded to be the truth. So obviously the germ theory even though everyone we know points to it being factual, is labelled as a theory.

    • @iangascoigne8231
      @iangascoigne8231 9 місяців тому +1

      What’s laughable is when ordinary people quote the Magna Carta as if it were written for them. The clue in the clause quoted Barons can rebe.

    • @richardloach610
      @richardloach610 4 місяці тому

      It was written 809 years ago

  • @abasudoh7459
    @abasudoh7459 10 місяців тому +35

    Bro mentioned Nigeria and i have to say as a Nigerian myself I avoid group discussions with other Nigerians because it never takes long for the conversation to veer into the realm of conspiracy theories.

    • @JoshTph
      @JoshTph 10 місяців тому

      🇳🇬

    • @carlisroy6666
      @carlisroy6666 10 місяців тому

      I heard one that Nigeria kicked out The Red Cross during the last Ebola crisis. Do you know anything about that?

    • @ytterbius2900
      @ytterbius2900 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@carlisroy6666 As a Nigerian, I can tell you that is false. I have never even heard of this. Can you link a webpage?

    • @Bigbnfgv
      @Bigbnfgv 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@carlisroy6666 that is NOT TRUE

    • @elmatadoraelmatador2587
      @elmatadoraelmatador2587 10 місяців тому

      Lol.

  • @MrColincrewe
    @MrColincrewe 10 місяців тому +11

    To be fair you video about corners was a very good video.

    • @yourmum955
      @yourmum955 10 місяців тому +2

      Made me change my whole outlook on short corners.

    • @iandawe948
      @iandawe948 5 місяців тому

      Way better than anything barton as ever done

  • @ednedjari6062
    @ednedjari6062 9 місяців тому +2

    I’ve had a rough few weeks. Some of the ones liners you’ve put in this are absolute zingers. Inward chuckling. Well done Alfie. Thank you

  • @GlobalGeorgeIR
    @GlobalGeorgeIR 10 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for highlighting this Alfie, excellent video as always

  • @carrauntoohil86
    @carrauntoohil86 10 місяців тому +31

    It's a working class sport. A lot of footballers have no academic qualifications and only a primary education, which isn't the only reason for falling for them, but more often than not it is this class of people who are more likely to fall for conspiracy theories. Outside of the time building their careers some are likely to fall prey to the sea of misinformation on social media. Influencers and popular podcast hosts like Joe Rogan have perpetuated lies in our modern day culture wars. Often hysterical and totally at odds with reality. I implore people to listen to Jon Ronson's new series of Spotify or BBC Sounds called Things Fell Apart and discover just how insane these conspiracies are and how they thrive and infect the community.

    • @truthoverlies1820
      @truthoverlies1820 10 місяців тому

      I feel sorry for u that u trust anything the bbc says..I also feel bad for those who believe everything joe rogan says and can't see that so many ppl like roman are shills of the regime.

    • @mcahunatv3590
      @mcahunatv3590 10 місяців тому +6

      Yes, it's those pesky oiks.
      Take a look at yourself Lord Fauntleroy

    • @freddieb4427
      @freddieb4427 10 місяців тому

      @@mcahunatv3590 go take a sleep ur brain needs it

    • @joegilbert3149
      @joegilbert3149 10 місяців тому

      But then again not everything we hear is true. The news and governments ain't are best friends and they do stuff to make us poorer it's been soo clear, I don't know why but people will laugh at me saying that.

    • @willywonka7812
      @willywonka7812 10 місяців тому

      The rich have always known about class warfare. It's incurious goons like yourself that let them get away with hiding it from the rest of us​@@mcahunatv3590

  • @digitunicorn
    @digitunicorn 10 місяців тому +18

    Buzzing to see Lee Barry Cattermole finally pop up on one of these 😂

  • @mikexstad1121
    @mikexstad1121 10 місяців тому +26

    Because they grow up in small highly regimented lives to get to the top. It doesn't really leave much time for any intellectual pursuits.
    In USA we have Aaron Rodgers any Kyrie Irving, case in point.
    They get to this point by being good at one thing... sport.
    Watching Jamie Caragher and Micha Richards shows that footballers are even terrible at analyzing... football

    • @Hellserch
      @Hellserch 10 місяців тому +2

      Don’t put Lauhing Mica in with the theatre of hate actor that is Spitting Jamie. His brain is in his jawline: blame evolution.

  • @KenAshcorp
    @KenAshcorp 10 місяців тому +4

    LeTish gets a hard-on on Twitter every single time a player goes down with a heart attack. Even if I would agree into looking into the underlying causes of young and fit players collapsing on the field, not even saying "Vaccines", the way he parades it each and every time is honestly twisted.

    • @ethandalton6480
      @ethandalton6480 10 місяців тому

      They're not fit, though. If you're retiring in your mid 30s, your body isn't healthy

    • @petesmart1983
      @petesmart1983 10 місяців тому +2

      With obviously mass Peds in football especially more games played than ever before more will go down cause there put massive strain on the heart

    • @lillexus5589
      @lillexus5589 10 місяців тому

      ​​@@petesmart1983how about the excess deaths in the UK since the beginning of 2022? Big rise in heart related problems and cancers (especially in older people) The papers and reviews are out there to read.

    • @lillexus5589
      @lillexus5589 10 місяців тому

      Its factual that chronic inflammations and cancers hive spiked quite drastically since the vaccine program, Dr. John Campbell has some interesting content regarding this

    • @kevbillows7113
      @kevbillows7113 3 місяці тому

      Le god

  • @cnsalex9556
    @cnsalex9556 10 місяців тому +12

    Conspiracy theories and football, 2 of my favorite things combined in a 40 minute video by one of my favorite creators? Yes please

  • @drunkenramblingswithaaron7708
    @drunkenramblingswithaaron7708 10 місяців тому +24

    A lot of conspiracies are crazy, but so many HAVE been shown to be true that it's understandable people are more open to them now... It doesn't help that the news is rarely truthful, either.

    • @drunkenramblingswithaaron7708
      @drunkenramblingswithaaron7708 10 місяців тому +3

      @@familyread7889 just ignore the biolab from across the street lol

    • @vjvallance
      @vjvallance 10 місяців тому +2

      Why would it be so hard to believe the bat theory? Regardless of whether it's correct, it's utterly plausible

    • @iv6872
      @iv6872 10 місяців тому

      @@vjvallance yea, out of thousands of wet markets in Manchuria alone, the highly infectious novel coronavirus just happened to spring up in a wet market two blocks from the highly infectious novel coronavirus laboratory ,, which just happened to be there. So yea, plausible.
      I sometimes wonder who's more guilty of spreading the conspiracy theories, establishment parroting NPC's or the tinfoil hat guys...

    • @wephilips6651
      @wephilips6651 10 місяців тому

      I have seen this comment hundreds of times and I always say: for example? But never received an answer…
      Yes there have been and are conspiracies irl. But I can’t actually think of a conspiracy theory that was around for a while and then actually proven. And I mean a conspiracy theory with some actual specifics. Not just vaguely some rich elites are peds

    • @apilolomi
      @apilolomi 10 місяців тому +5

      What major conspiracy theories are true then?

  • @danadams6439
    @danadams6439 10 місяців тому +11

    To make it even stranger David icke currently resides on the Isle of Wight which is directly opposite of Southampton

  • @F1Krazy
    @F1Krazy 10 місяців тому +11

    29:22 I think it was Mustapha Hadji who believed he could cure injuries by putting a lump of raw steak on them

    • @chlcrk
      @chlcrk 10 місяців тому +5

      Is this similar to the time Felix Magath tried to help someone with an injury by holding a piece of cheese to it?

    • @Yorkman7
      @Yorkman7 10 місяців тому +1

      @@chlcrk as a Fulham fan I am sad you reminded me about Magath and his cheese remedy. I have spent years trying to forget it. What were we thinking !

  • @stevencooke6451
    @stevencooke6451 10 місяців тому +5

    Truly great analysis of the shocking invasion of idiotic thinking among mostly former football players. And yes, I think calling Joey Barton a football player insults just about everyone who's ever played the sport professionally.

  • @GodlessScummer
    @GodlessScummer 10 місяців тому +128

    Being a Southampton fan is difficult enough at times but I have to say that watching Matt Le Tissier and Rickie Lambert go off the deep end has been really depressing.

    • @battlep0t
      @battlep0t 10 місяців тому +10

      Also add Sadio Mane being a groomer to the list.

    • @mcahunatv3590
      @mcahunatv3590 10 місяців тому

      You can't mention that one here, it doesn't fit with their cosy narrative@@battlep0t

    • @danielkarmy4893
      @danielkarmy4893 10 місяців тому +4

      I never even knew Rickie had gone until I saw this - sad to see. I'd like to think it's just because he is, and always was, as thick as two planks, rather than having any idea what he's saying and condoning. Alas, I know that is unlikely. As for Le Lunatic... 🤮

    • @molybdomancer195
      @molybdomancer195 10 місяців тому +6

      @@battlep0tit’s not clear he is. If his wife is 19 they could have been in a relationship for three years in this country with no legal ramifications. Have you any evidence they were a couple before that? You might find a big age gap distasteful but it doesn’t make it illegal or immoral

    • @battlep0t
      @battlep0t 10 місяців тому +20

      ​@@molybdomancer195Nothing wrong with an age gap. If a 45 year old dates a 30 year old I see no issue with that.
      If you're specifically waiting for a girl to turn 16 so you can date her that's a bit dodgy.

  • @Alfie_1
    @Alfie_1 10 місяців тому +42

    Hi, would you consider doing videos on the abuses in women's football? Whether that be the Spanish women's national team, Luis Rubiales, and numerous others? Also, I think a good video could be made on the presence of independent academies in Africa, for instance, the impact they are having, potentially developing better players in those countries, such as the Right to Dream academy, and the impact it could have on the European clubs linked to these academies, such as Metz and Generation Foot, and Right to Dream and Nordsjaelland?

    • @colincolin5696
      @colincolin5696 10 місяців тому +1

      Woah…

    • @matthewhernandez8342
      @matthewhernandez8342 10 місяців тому +8

      First tell me why the the girls were laughing about it as soon as they got on the bus after winning the World Cup. There’s video footage of Jenni Hermoso and the whole Spain National team (women’s team) laughing and chanting “beso! Beso! Beso!” (Kiss in Spanish). Why were they joking around if they were going to report it and become victims? Seems suspicious to me

    • @carlisroy6666
      @carlisroy6666 10 місяців тому

      @@matthewhernandez8342 Source?

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 10 місяців тому

      ​​@matthewhernandez8342 Can you tell me where this video is? I can not find it.
      They just won the world cup, so they were possibly laughing at that and being happy. There is also a shock factor where you laugh because something happened that was so dumb. Then after a pause you realise how it was offensive.

    • @danielkarmy4893
      @danielkarmy4893 10 місяців тому

      Matthew, no.@@matthewhernandez8342

  • @athrty1911
    @athrty1911 10 місяців тому +24

    I do think it is a bit of generalization, given the thousand or so players in the EFL yet we can probably only name 10 of them which have said things pertaining to conspiracy theories. I doubt it’s any larger than the general population. A few bad eggs make the whole batch look bad.

    • @mickcole2763
      @mickcole2763 10 місяців тому +1

      Guy believes X = bad egg
      You are a bad egg

    • @athrty1911
      @athrty1911 10 місяців тому +8

      @@mickcole2763 I’m just playing devils advocate. I’m not saying if they are wrong or right. Half of the ‘conspiracies’ he mentioned in this video I don’t think are that far fetched. I’m speaking in the sense that if you are going to label conspiracy theorists as bad (which I don’t agree with), then generalizing a whole group based on a few is unfair.

    • @ThreeRunHomer
      @ThreeRunHomer 10 місяців тому

      @@mickcole2763 conspiracy nut spreads nutty X nonsense = bad guy

  • @neilbirch8431
    @neilbirch8431 10 місяців тому +6

    Very funny, thank you. I was that crazy guy on the train laughing at his phone 😂

  • @davidribeiro1064
    @davidribeiro1064 10 місяців тому +12

    And today you fully earned my subscription.

  • @andrewt836
    @andrewt836 10 місяців тому +8

    CTE from heading a heavy ball for years could play some part

  • @framinami
    @framinami 10 місяців тому +2

    appreciate u using ur platform uve built off of football to educate(an audience that may skew surprisingly young to due focus on football despite the level of the conversation u bring in ur videos)ur audience on the dangers and (imo)obvious and dangerous shortcomings, misunderstandings/stupidity, and bigotry of a lot of right wave thinking and practice

    • @framinami
      @framinami 10 місяців тому

      lmao "unjustifyingly arrogant" a perfect phrase why they always talk like they smarter than u UR THE STUPID ONE

    • @donedu100
      @donedu100 9 місяців тому

      Said a lefty? You couldn't think of something more inteligent? I forgot, that would require reading and educating yourself... not your thing; BBC is enough for you.
      🙂

    • @Chloeprettyoccasionally
      @Chloeprettyoccasionally 8 місяців тому

      As a trans person it's much appreciated considering the state of discourse online and especially in football about us

  • @chrisclee6693
    @chrisclee6693 10 місяців тому +11

    I don't quite understand how two Southampton's best ever forwards have ended up down these rabbit holes...
    Hopefully it doesn't spread to my fellow Saints fans!
    Something something chickens control the world...

    • @joegilbert3149
      @joegilbert3149 10 місяців тому +6

      Being Agaisnt the vaccine or lockdowns doesn't mean you are in a rabbit hole bte

    • @nyjets2428
      @nyjets2428 10 місяців тому +4

      You mean how they discovered the truth?

    • @Hellserch
      @Hellserch 10 місяців тому

      Ah me, the sea.

    • @donedu100
      @donedu100 9 місяців тому

      Maybe they just read, you know... that old fashion thing you likely don't do.
      😉

    • @kevbillows7113
      @kevbillows7113 3 місяці тому

      Two legends who are correct

  • @gwheregwhizz
    @gwheregwhizz 10 місяців тому +13

    The higher up the league you go, the worse educated the players are. There's a number of lower league managers and players with degrees; Paul Hurst, Dave Challinor etc. mainly down to not expecting to have pocketed enough to retire at 18 like the Boehly Babes.

    • @gt_1242
      @gt_1242 10 місяців тому +7

      Boehly babes 😂😂😂

  • @richardfinlayson1524
    @richardfinlayson1524 10 місяців тому +10

    Excellent,spot on lime usual, good one Alfie.

  • @eno3085
    @eno3085 10 місяців тому +3

    I absolutely love the surveilance Bird theory. Not because its reasonable or logical but because it was spread from a university Student as a hoax to see how fast such theories can spread.

  • @5340robert
    @5340robert 10 місяців тому +4

    Bit sad about Rickie Lambert. I`m not a saints fan, but always liked him as a player coming up through the divisions and making his England debut at like 31.

  • @johnhudson9167
    @johnhudson9167 10 місяців тому +1

    You’re right about these UA-cam rabbit holes. Keep digging.

    • @donedu100
      @donedu100 9 місяців тому

      Rabbit holes are not in UA-cam... If UA-cam is your source of education and knowledge, you don't have a clue on how the world works.

  • @garethdavies9965
    @garethdavies9965 10 місяців тому +7

    Speaking as a Coventry fan I say Hereford can have Icke.

  • @MySamurai77
    @MySamurai77 10 місяців тому +5

    Some people can't handle uncertainty. They can't accept sometimes we can never know the truth no matter how hard we try to find it.

    • @Yorkman7
      @Yorkman7 10 місяців тому +1

      Some people like Barton and Le Tissier can’t handle not being in the news and do anything to get noticed. Le Tissier particularly said he didn’t want publicity but kept coming out with more and more weird stuff. Barton is a pseudo intellectual thug and giving credence to either of them just fuels their narcissism. Being a better than average footballer is all they are good at.

    • @MySamurai77
      @MySamurai77 10 місяців тому

      @@Yorkman7 Dunno about the other's but Mr Barton is not a well man. He's danger to himself and the those around him. Like seriously i think he might be bi - polar or schizophrenic. God knows what he might end up doing, i mean look at his brother.

    • @Hellserch
      @Hellserch 10 місяців тому +1

      YOIR DEFINITELY WRONG!!!

  • @danielkarmy4893
    @danielkarmy4893 10 місяців тому +6

    I've only just started this one, but...dear god. I think we need to talk about Joseph Barton. Again.

  • @jamesblake44
    @jamesblake44 10 місяців тому +6

    Tell you what? I had an absolute slag of a glass of water earlier and it tasted like shit. Maybe the lanky fella is on to something?

  • @danzobeanz4818
    @danzobeanz4818 10 місяців тому +3

    Hiring Joey Barton as manager of Bristol Rovers is probably the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to my club, aside from our time in the national league.
    I was so glad when he got sacked, and now seeing him go more and more insane with his right-wing grift is quite telling.

  • @brucecameron-stuart1965
    @brucecameron-stuart1965 10 місяців тому +6

    After retiring from Football David Icke was Sports Reporter on BBC South Today.....made in Southampton

    • @Hellserch
      @Hellserch 10 місяців тому +1

      KNEW IT!!!

  • @kenstruhar4831
    @kenstruhar4831 10 місяців тому +2

    Thanks Alfie. Much appreciated.

  • @Cadllmn123
    @Cadllmn123 9 місяців тому

    Your statement about football clubs engendering an "Us vs Them (&Authority)" mentality that permeates everything - was a think a brilliant point.

  • @jimbob-robob
    @jimbob-robob 10 місяців тому +3

    I wish I could be so blasé about politics like Le Tissier once was. I don't have the finances to NOT know or CARE what the politicians are cooking up to make our lives harder...

  • @RobotechLegos
    @RobotechLegos 10 місяців тому +2

    This is a masterpiece essay on conspiracy theorists.
    I’m showing this to my wife.
    I love your stuff but this is special.

  • @kanyewestlover8530
    @kanyewestlover8530 10 місяців тому +8

    iker not believing in the moon landing made me love him more

    • @Hellserch
      @Hellserch 10 місяців тому

      Without the defence of pee Real, he would have been on Europa, swimming in alkaline oceans.

    • @elmatadoraelmatador2587
      @elmatadoraelmatador2587 10 місяців тому +1

      Iker is our golden boy. Sad how Real treated him like trash in the end.

  • @andyscreechy2494
    @andyscreechy2494 10 місяців тому +1

    Tremendous work as always buddy. 👍

  • @LordZontar
    @LordZontar 10 місяців тому +3

    I've always suspected that Tony Blair was actually an Auton from Doctor Who. There's always been something just too creepy about that artificial smile of his and you almost expect his hand to hinge away at the wrist to reveal a blaster.

    • @Hellserch
      @Hellserch 10 місяців тому

      Ohh, showing my age but he is the only male member of the Planet of Spiders (cross spidering you see) from vintage Dr Who. It was rhythmic speeches that gave him away.

    • @donedu100
      @donedu100 9 місяців тому

      Creepy as they come!

  • @liambailey9058
    @liambailey9058 10 місяців тому +1

    Watched you for many years, great videos

  • @adamfysh-foskett961
    @adamfysh-foskett961 10 місяців тому +3

    Great video, again. I came to the channel for the football; I stayed for the denounciation of "the economic, social and political systems that dictate most of our lives"!

  • @richiel5557
    @richiel5557 8 місяців тому +1

    Your videos are so entertaining its ridiculous
    If you are writing for yourself, you should write for a major network. You're gold

  • @luiginb
    @luiginb 10 місяців тому +7

    Because they were kicking a ball around instead of studying

    • @donedu100
      @donedu100 9 місяців тому

      It's not how much you study, but what... That may be your problem, filled with useless and untruthful information... and you think you know. Ha!

  • @james2529
    @james2529 10 місяців тому +67

    As a Southampton fan I must apologise for the insanity of our former players.

    • @carrauntoohil86
      @carrauntoohil86 10 місяців тому +4

      A real shame. Le Tissier was such a gifted footballer. It's not so much the fact that he believes things which are objectively ridiculously, but the fact he has been downright nasty at times. His personal attacks on Gareth Southgate were totally unprovoked and showed Le Tissier up as the sad person he really is.

    • @rthraitor
      @rthraitor 10 місяців тому +8

      @@themarcopolo2024go home

    • @truthoverlies1820
      @truthoverlies1820 10 місяців тому +11

      I feel sorry that Southampton have u as a fan

    • @mcahunatv3590
      @mcahunatv3590 10 місяців тому +4

      Why? They have finally made Britain's most boring club with the most boring fans into something interesting! Well done Lambert, Le God, etc!

    • @kevinbillows432
      @kevinbillows432 10 місяців тому +3

      Le tiss is a legend

  • @TheFallorn
    @TheFallorn 10 місяців тому +3

    Just an incredible opening

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels 10 місяців тому +9

    As a Pompey fan, you'd think I would find all the Saints bashing in this video funny - however the rise of conspiracy theories in recent years is truly alarming.
    In fairness to former Southampton players though, Matt Le Tissier's fellow Channel islander, Graeme Le Saux is considered one of the best educated and intelligent footballers of his generation.

  • @roberw1912
    @roberw1912 10 місяців тому +7

    I don't think it's they are obsessed in general. There will be 600 players on the books of Premier League clubs alone. They are often idolised and whilst good at football often don't have a great education. So if one or two preaches conspiracy theories it's not unexpected due to the numbers, media attention and education.

    • @annonimouse170
      @annonimouse170 10 місяців тому +1

      To be fair Alfie does say pretty much that in his conclusion.

  • @LeDardeursPalace
    @LeDardeursPalace 10 місяців тому +1

    Craziest thing about cupping is that it actually has benefits according to science, but it has nothing to do with toxins like people say. I can't remember exactly what it does but it's something to do with blood circulation because of the skin being sucked off the muscles a little bit. I think.

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 10 місяців тому

      Is commonly used for muscle relaxation.
      Streching the skin/muscle and heat combined.
      But toxins? What tf is that even supposed to mean.

  • @annonimouse170
    @annonimouse170 10 місяців тому +7

    superb work Alfie. 👋👋👋

  • @Tex_Mex_A_Lex
    @Tex_Mex_A_Lex 10 місяців тому +1

    Joey Barton and Pearl Davis. The combo i WOULD HAVE NEVER imagined.

  • @JLchevz
    @JLchevz 10 місяців тому +4

    Well, to be honest footballers become very very famous, they don't require that much specialized knowledge, education, or advanced critical thinking to succeed in their careers (compared to other professions), so it kind of makes sense that some of them say the most ridiculous shit. They're very average people who got famous.

    • @Gino565
      @Gino565 10 місяців тому +4

      Weird comment. They aren’t average people who famous. They have a talent (which believe it or not does require thinking). I know people love come out with the whole ‘footballers are dumb’ thing to make them feel better about themselves but cmon

    • @Hellserch
      @Hellserch 10 місяців тому

      Like politicians or Chief Scientific Officer during a global pandemic you mean? Don’t get me wrong, no COVID denier me but I’d be careful on the sniffiness regarding intelligence in other professions though. Most of us are products of social engineering at best.

  • @andyking7621
    @andyking7621 3 місяці тому +1

    Watching for the 3rd time.
    Top work.

  • @jacobcaldridge99
    @jacobcaldridge99 10 місяців тому +3

    Can you really blame people for going crazy when there was literally a pedo island where the worlds decision makers would meet and do unspeakable things to children. Things have become very strange.

    • @donedu100
      @donedu100 9 місяців тому

      Alfie will swear that's another conspiracy theory!

  • @rmstew
    @rmstew 10 місяців тому +2

    Footballers?
    Questioning the official narrative?
    DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOUR!

  • @ofnotandi
    @ofnotandi 9 місяців тому +3

    Conspiracy theorists usually lack all knowledge of true conspiracies. It is very often BS salat. Believe one and start taking all the rest on.

  • @jangrouwstra3927
    @jangrouwstra3927 10 місяців тому +1

    "The idea that having a post office within 16 mins from your front door is equivalent to full blown stalinism" - Please point to those post offices, or other amenities, because plans are rather about digital and removing physical services.

  • @T.E.S.S.
    @T.E.S.S. 10 місяців тому +16

    because people are idiots, and footballers are people.

    • @mcahunatv3590
      @mcahunatv3590 10 місяців тому

      Are you not a person? Or are you a 'Special' person?

    • @T.E.S.S.
      @T.E.S.S. 10 місяців тому

      are you a poopyhead? @@mcahunatv3590

  • @jimbob-robob
    @jimbob-robob 10 місяців тому +1

    Good stuff Alfie! 👍

  • @archstanton6102
    @archstanton6102 10 місяців тому +12

    Joey Barton is clearly experiencing a mental health issue since his sacking from Bristol Rovers. The X posts show a steady decline and trying to stay relevant.

    • @T.E.S.S.
      @T.E.S.S. 10 місяців тому

      that's not clear at all

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 10 місяців тому +3

      @@T.E.S.S. If i change clearly to probably, would that make it better?
      The sudden increase in online rants and vitriol would indicate some form of trigger, which gits with the time-line of his sacking.

    • @Winchester-7
      @Winchester-7 10 місяців тому +7

      He tried to blind a 16 year old with a cigar while playing. He's always been like this.

    • @deGooder
      @deGooder 10 місяців тому +4

      This is Barton showing everyone who he really is then realising he can join the right wing outrage grift mill.

    • @petesmart1983
      @petesmart1983 10 місяців тому

      He defended his murdering racist brother, beats his wife etc

  • @stuntman6147
    @stuntman6147 9 місяців тому +1

    Beautiful and well thought-out and paced video like always.
    I think footballers are a prime example of "Labor aristocracy" as Karl Kautsky proposed more than 100 years ago. These players most of the time come from the most impovireshed places and/or countries so they usually share a background of low education (specially in economics and history) and a of course a sense of "new richness" that they will try to protect. Because of this and thanks to social media feedback loop of confirmation bias and desinformation, the one that specially comes from far-right actors, makes a damper on how these players understand their reality and its surroundings, because they usually spend all of their youth pretty isolated from the world. These players, mostly without knowing, are tools of fascism the same as fascism is a tool of capitalism to suppress the worker movement (Socialism of the fools, like you pretty adequately quote in the video).
    It's pretty sad, because alot of these players seem like pretty decent people, but sadly end up eating up all of these conspiracy theories and right wing bullshit that are designed to keep down and poor most of these footballers own families.

  • @christophergallagher3845
    @christophergallagher3845 10 місяців тому +8

    Just because it's a conspiracy doesn't mean it isn't true

    • @soundscape26
      @soundscape26 10 місяців тому +3

      Yes but typically they are. 90% of the times.

    • @christophergallagher3845
      @christophergallagher3845 10 місяців тому +2

      @@soundscape26 where do you get 90% from ? It may even be higher tbh but my point still stands

    • @MySamurai77
      @MySamurai77 10 місяців тому +3

      Once a conspiracy is proved as true it is no longer a conspiracy. Conspiracy theorist are not interested in proven truth it's not exciting enough for them.

    • @christophergallagher3845
      @christophergallagher3845 10 місяців тому

      @@MySamurai77 that is incorrect . A conspiracy is not about being true or false , it's a secret plan to gain power for example or to commit a terrorist act . Just because a terrorist act happens doesn't mean they weren't co spiring to commit the attack
      You are confusing the term co spiracy with conspiracy theorists which are 2 different things

    • @petesmart1983
      @petesmart1983 10 місяців тому +1

      99% there lies

  • @ILikedGooglePlus
    @ILikedGooglePlus 10 місяців тому +8

    Some antivaxer in the comments just likened you to Owen Jones
    Congratulations, he's an excellent journalist

    • @carrauntoohil86
      @carrauntoohil86 10 місяців тому +1

      Debatable. Owen is certainly intelligent, but he himself is driven by ideology and lets that get in the way of being objective on social issues. His obsession with berating Keir Starmer for anything and everything is being subjective, the definition of bad journalism.

    • @truthoverlies1820
      @truthoverlies1820 10 місяців тому +2

      Excellent journalist..😂😂😂..is there such a thing anymore?

  • @_peepyopee
    @_peepyopee 10 місяців тому +5

    The only difference between a conspiracy theory and truth is time. Where there is smoke, there is fire

    • @drs-xj3pb
      @drs-xj3pb 10 місяців тому

      So. The idea that the bubonic plague was caused by Jews poisoning wells -- is 650 years enough time to make that true?

  • @Horwitz86
    @Horwitz86 10 місяців тому +1

    Skilled rich people think they’re smart. They’re often very much not.

  • @Anonymous-ot6hi
    @Anonymous-ot6hi 10 місяців тому +9

    Birds aren't real is a parody
    They're mocking conspiracy theories

    • @T.E.S.S.
      @T.E.S.S. 10 місяців тому +3

      that's true, but what you're leaving out is that people believed it anyway

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 10 місяців тому +2

      That's how Flat Earth started too...

    • @mp5k9mm1
      @mp5k9mm1 10 місяців тому +2

      The problem is that an impressive amount of people actually fell for it.

    • @T.E.S.S.
      @T.E.S.S. 10 місяців тому

      lmao no it isn't @@drunkenhobo8020

    • @drs-xj3pb
      @drs-xj3pb 10 місяців тому

      It's quite possible that QAnon started as a parody as well; it sure sounds like one. Doesn't mean it isn't dangerous as hell.

  • @guanxvi
    @guanxvi 9 місяців тому

    That thumbnail is absolute gold 😂

  • @BALHAM69
    @BALHAM69 10 місяців тому +5

    #thepeopleschannel a video on the Bangladesh premier league and the rise of Bashundhara kings would be good
    A team who went into the top flight after promotion and won the last four league titles now!
    Are they the next Newcastle? Are they a team to keep a eye on next few years? Thanks Alfie 😊

  • @leemcdonald1342
    @leemcdonald1342 10 місяців тому +1

    Video idea:
    How Alfie thinks of Thiago Motta's 2-7-2 formation.

  • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
    @ExileOnDaytonStreet 10 місяців тому +3

    American Football says hello via Aaron Rodgers, who was batshit crazy and would talk to teammates about chemtrail conspiracies even before the pandemic broke his brain (further?).

  • @newforestpixie5297
    @newforestpixie5297 10 місяців тому +2

    Matt Le Tissier & The Galactic Federation makes an awesome name for a psychedelic band 😁👍thanks Alphie

  • @Braunbaer01
    @Braunbaer01 10 місяців тому +4

    Good to know that such players exist in other countries too. 😅😅

  • @captainprivate3768
    @captainprivate3768 10 місяців тому +3

    I think this video probably underestimates just how many people believe wacky things. Smart or otherwise, people are falling prey to algorithm driven confirmation of bad ideas. It's probably not helpful to be surrounded by yes-men when you find a rabbit-hole to go down.

    • @joegilbert3149
      @joegilbert3149 10 місяців тому

      Algorithm doesn't support conspiracies though they are normally cancelled or told its misinformation

  • @diomuda7903
    @diomuda7903 10 місяців тому +15

    You can also think why European teams are so scared of Brazil curse. Since 2002, teams that beat Brazil in knockout stage are largely doomed to fail, with only France recovered.

    • @kordeljohnson
      @kordeljohnson 10 місяців тому

      Didn’t Germany knock out Brazil in 2014? I can’t remember 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @diomuda7903
      @diomuda7903 10 місяців тому

      @@kordeljohnson You are correct. A humiliating loss for Brazil that time (1-7). Yet it turned out to be the beginning of Germany’s upcoming disasters.

  • @willcraig937
    @willcraig937 10 місяців тому +6

    Is it not just a case (as you hint yourself) that a certain percentage of the population have fallen for these mad conspiracies and the numbers of footballers who have done likewise is probably statistically the same? Surely the government must keep tabs on the number of divies and their jobs, and can supply a thorough journalist, like yourself, with the appropriate stats? Well that's what the pigeon on my window sill thinks anyway....

    • @joegilbert3149
      @joegilbert3149 10 місяців тому

      2/3 of them are not conspiracies though and the governments don't need to do anything they are the fuckers messing all our life's up, I say fair play to the farmers and the French.

    • @Hellserch
      @Hellserch 10 місяців тому +1

      Arthur has been a steadfast pigeon to you and this outing is both unworthy and disloyal

    • @willcraig937
      @willcraig937 10 місяців тому

      @@Hellserch Brenda the crow made me say it, she intimidates me and I can't stand up to her.

  • @redboyjan
    @redboyjan 10 місяців тому +9

    52% voted brexit so it's wider society not just thicko footballers

    • @petesmart1983
      @petesmart1983 10 місяців тому

      Brexit has nothing to do with conspiracy theories 😂😂😂 and under 40 vote who are gonna feel full effect was nearly 60% for remain. Why highest leave was pensioners and our country is a mess now

    • @redboyjan
      @redboyjan 10 місяців тому

      @@petesmart1983 it isn't a conspiracy if it is true

  • @iangascoigne8231
    @iangascoigne8231 9 місяців тому

    Le Tiss went jogging? That’s a conspiracy theory right there.

  • @markolitvic6981
    @markolitvic6981 10 місяців тому +6

    That's just a theory... A Football Theory

  • @SEFtheentertained
    @SEFtheentertained 10 місяців тому

    Some of these og footballer references are just mint. I have not heard Ricardo Vaz Te in time

  • @tonsolerigarcia
    @tonsolerigarcia 10 місяців тому +6

    Alfie, I kinda wish you wrote fiction or something. Your writing, humour and wit are truly wonderful. If you one day decide to pivot into something non-foitball related, you will have at least one fan.

  • @blinard1
    @blinard1 10 місяців тому +1

    This is like me at uni. Having a 1000 words of useful info, desperatley trying to get to 15,000