Over 30 Minutes of Earthquake: (Practice) The Secret Files of Earthquake

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  • @RandomRoger
    @RandomRoger 6 місяців тому +104

    That, "look how she fighting that medicine" took me all the way out!! 😂

    • @spanklocpimpn7517
      @spanklocpimpn7517 6 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @cherokeeconcrete1986
      @cherokeeconcrete1986 5 місяців тому +5

      Caught me off Guard Dr Cosby medicine 😂😂

    • @neptunesotherdaughter2020
      @neptunesotherdaughter2020 Місяць тому +1

      When my kids were small and cutting teeth I'd give em liquid Tylenol and we wanted them to go to sleep rest and let it work. They were bumping their heads on the floor bc they thought they'd stay awake and make everyone crazy. When it finally bit em...It hit I turned off the tv, turned the light off. Made the rest come get in the bed with all of us minus those 2 in the living room.

  • @litoxxlito_axx7318
    @litoxxlito_axx7318 6 місяців тому +83

    Earthquake has been one of my favorite comedians for a while, always crack me uo

    • @keithmoran5695
      @keithmoran5695 6 місяців тому +1

      👍🎯💯💯

    • @smoothoperator7023
      @smoothoperator7023 5 місяців тому

      Black Terrorist/Flight 80 80 80- has to be one of funniest sets EVER!!!🤣😂😅😆😁

  • @christopherpottinger-p5s
    @christopherpottinger-p5s 6 місяців тому +69

    Look at her… fightin that medicine…
    Just the concept of OJ and Bill Cosby riding around together trying to to pick up chicks is grand all by itself. I was in my car n tears😂

    • @kerry-j4m
      @kerry-j4m 6 місяців тому +8

      That joke was on-FIRE !!! Couldn't stop laughing. LOL.

    • @eddiedaniel8174
      @eddiedaniel8174 5 місяців тому +2

      Me too bro lol almost choked on the blunt laughing 😂😂

  • @yourgirlnaiyah6552
    @yourgirlnaiyah6552 6 місяців тому +21

    I love Lebron. No matter what anyone says, He has set the bar high. ❤❤❤

    • @kerry-j4m
      @kerry-j4m 6 місяців тому +5

      I LOVE Lebron too,watched his first game as an nba rookie too.

    • @supaxz5357
      @supaxz5357 6 місяців тому +2

      Same! This is why I say lebron is the G.O.A.T. LeBron's leadership off the court is TOP TIER! Yall can't say the same for MJ tho. LeBron doesn't gamble and his father won't end up dead because of a gambling debt.

  • @geecollins4915
    @geecollins4915 6 місяців тому +34

    When he said she underneath the porch
    I almost peed 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @marinotraj
    @marinotraj 6 місяців тому +20

    You are one my favorites earth. Definitely top 5 for me

  • @interviewwithdevin2902
    @interviewwithdevin2902 6 місяців тому +26

    That ending was too real to laugh

  • @jenniferd.820
    @jenniferd.820 3 місяці тому +6

    Rambo with no backup 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BishopP36
    @BishopP36 5 місяців тому +22

    The juice is loose lol

  • @rickyyoung1722
    @rickyyoung1722 Місяць тому +2

    That dude is too hilarious. One of my favorite comedians.

  • @barbaraknight4203
    @barbaraknight4203 5 місяців тому +15

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 chicken fingers, bring me some spinach 😂

  • @JermaineProtectedByGOD
    @JermaineProtectedByGOD 6 місяців тому +35

    "Lotion like it is hitting the pipe"-Earthquake 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 6 місяців тому +41

    that last bit was way heavier than most people care to admit.

  • @cmfort2696
    @cmfort2696 3 місяці тому +9

    "Poor Wendy Williams, going through everything that men go through."

  • @Moewut
    @Moewut 6 місяців тому +16

    Earthquake something else 😂😂😂

  • @JeffreyChewning
    @JeffreyChewning 2 місяці тому +3

    Damn 😂😂😂😂he said you need a stimulus package! I'm dead

  • @MrShaw83
    @MrShaw83 6 місяців тому +15

    Lmao......I feel Earthquake on the thermostat. I be pissed waking up sweating at 1:19am because the thermostat has been moved from 72° to 80°

    • @fatimahalea8472
      @fatimahalea8472 6 місяців тому +4

      That is hot 🥵

    • @csmith2484
      @csmith2484 6 місяців тому +1

      Riiight!!😂😂😂

    • @ampollard7041
      @ampollard7041 4 місяці тому +1

      WHO TF put ur thermostat on 80??????!!!!!!????? 😫 That's eviction worthy 😅

    • @MrShaw83
      @MrShaw83 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ampollard7041 lmao.... right, but you know Women are always cold

    • @ampollard7041
      @ampollard7041 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MrShaw83 Gotta stop wearing those cute lil nighties to bed and get some flannel pj's & a fluffy robe!

  • @walterstevenson3517
    @walterstevenson3517 4 місяці тому +3

    One of my favorites, Bro' can make tears come out my eyes laughing . fr.😂😂😂

  • @kingrahmil4531
    @kingrahmil4531 5 місяців тому +5

    Man this dude is my favorite lol.

  • @Virgolyfe247
    @Virgolyfe247 6 місяців тому +8

    I needed this stand up 😂

  • @iamjuice7479
    @iamjuice7479 6 місяців тому +40

    He is absolutely right these ain't jokes

    • @richardmuirhead3568
      @richardmuirhead3568 6 місяців тому +2

      Clearly.
      RIP OJ Simpson NFL Great.

    • @djstatic72
      @djstatic72 6 місяців тому

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  • @ryuho23
    @ryuho23 2 місяці тому +2

    11:05 anyone that disagree im gonna have to call you a liar 🤣

  • @lesjohnson9487
    @lesjohnson9487 6 місяців тому +20

    "Can't get a Subway sandwich right."

  • @teneshapeterson2373
    @teneshapeterson2373 6 місяців тому +8

    I love your talent 👑💕🤣😂

  • @hunnchotv7705
    @hunnchotv7705 6 місяців тому +5

    😂 sitting infront of the tv 📺 in shyt with flies on u is insane

  • @forgeaheadforgeahead9055
    @forgeaheadforgeahead9055 5 місяців тому +15

    Whose here in 2024 because of katt, this man is hilarious, subway joke got me dying🤣🤣🤣, original jokes.

    • @MalcDaMouf
      @MalcDaMouf 5 місяців тому +1

      Anyone here is here in 2024 because that’s when it got posted. 😭😭

    • @beverlyhall4578
      @beverlyhall4578 4 місяці тому

      Here in August 2024

  • @clarencemoore2924
    @clarencemoore2924 6 місяців тому +23

    At first i did not understand this... but now I get it these are not jokes It's real life

  • @rudymcafee5461
    @rudymcafee5461 6 місяців тому +8

    Nice real freestyling!🥂lol

  • @neptunesotherdaughter2020
    @neptunesotherdaughter2020 2 місяці тому +3

    Earthquake is stone FOOL FOR REAL. HIM, KATT ARE CRAZY. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @annaprice7276
    @annaprice7276 6 місяців тому +54

    I really like Kat Williams BUT he owes Earthquake ab apology for saying he can't read. That was low then I wonder.. what did Earthquake say about him ( that we don't know about) that made Kat pop off? Mmmmmmmm

    • @mackwisdo6044
      @mackwisdo6044 6 місяців тому +6

      You don’t know how much reading you’ve to do to be an actor 😂

    • @samlooney4480
      @samlooney4480 6 місяців тому +1

      4😂10
      L0

    • @greenrodney45
      @greenrodney45 6 місяців тому

      fuck earthquake

    • @barbaraknight4203
      @barbaraknight4203 5 місяців тому +13

      Earthquake was in the military and earthquake is funny. Katt be hating 🤭

    • @JustMeFerd
      @JustMeFerd 4 місяці тому +1

      He can’t read- it was just supposed to remain a secret

  • @brandonterry6194
    @brandonterry6194 5 місяців тому +6

    GRATITUDE💥🤩💥

  • @DIAMONDGIRL57
    @DIAMONDGIRL57 8 днів тому

    ❤ listening to comedy before going to bed at night. Puts in a great mood. Fall sleep 💤 laughing 😂😂😂.

  • @willmallory9085
    @willmallory9085 6 місяців тому +14

    These divorce stories are true. 😢 Change the laws immediately!

  • @fatimahalea8472
    @fatimahalea8472 6 місяців тому +7

    11:24 so real 😂😂😂

  • @Allah-33-h
    @Allah-33-h 6 місяців тому +3

    She gone beat him lol 😂😂

  • @the_track_enthusiast
    @the_track_enthusiast 7 місяців тому +64

    A certain state announced today that they have had 300 tornadoes in 1 month, but people say there’s no climate change

    • @im_ur_huckleberry8998
      @im_ur_huckleberry8998 6 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @WaylonAndST.MathyusDad35
      @WaylonAndST.MathyusDad35 6 місяців тому +6

      Lol not true. 300 tornadoes in 1 state in 1 month has never happened. Maybe 300 in 1 month across the USA but not one state

    • @tanner953
      @tanner953 6 місяців тому +2

      It’s suppose to change 😁

    • @kevinjohnson1428
      @kevinjohnson1428 6 місяців тому +4

      And you so gullible that you believed it.🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @GevoGenesis92
      @GevoGenesis92 6 місяців тому +1

      Texas.😮‍💨 Not 300 but definitely the highest.

  • @DJLimeGreen
    @DJLimeGreen 3 місяці тому +2

    THE WORK!!!!! L M A O !!!!!!!!! FAX

  • @devilsephiroth9000
    @devilsephiroth9000 Місяць тому

    "you know i got high blood pressure" 😂

  • @brianramagole7799
    @brianramagole7799 7 місяців тому +12

    Best comedian bar none 😂😂😂😂

    • @urboymfresh
      @urboymfresh 6 місяців тому

      Andrew Schultz

    • @Geezy62
      @Geezy62 6 місяців тому +2

      Not better than Lavell 😎

    • @urboymfresh
      @urboymfresh 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Geezy62 I like both and more so sure. But have you seen Andrew Schultz stand up?

    • @Geezy62
      @Geezy62 6 місяців тому

      @@urboymfresh I love Drew 😂😂😂

    • @urboymfresh
      @urboymfresh 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Geezy62 LOL me too. Dude is tack sharp, witty, provocative, and brilliantly/unapologetically blends today’s controversial topics into his set.

  • @lwxkm11
    @lwxkm11 5 місяців тому +3

    Had me crying 😂😂

  • @lavennapompy1666
    @lavennapompy1666 6 місяців тому +4

    Funny 😂❤

  • @KevinBrown-we2lk
    @KevinBrown-we2lk 5 місяців тому +2

    BLESSINGS FAM
    JUST WAIT A MINUTE THATS ONLY THE START OF HAPPY HOUR FOR
    RAY J . EVERYONE HE HAS LAYED HIS HANDS ON ARE COMING TO VISIT HIM.

  • @AmunRa-ok4gv
    @AmunRa-ok4gv 6 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂 Earthquake let out a little Hollywood secret on Wendy Williams.."she's MAN enough' 😂😂😂

    • @ampollard7041
      @ampollard7041 4 місяці тому

      That's no secret. We all see Wendell..... "How yhuu dewin"

  • @kelsonalleyne
    @kelsonalleyne 5 місяців тому +2

    Salute excellence legend

  • @youngsintra0225
    @youngsintra0225 6 місяців тому +15

    Barbershop lie 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cmfort2696
    @cmfort2696 3 місяці тому +15

    "These ain't jokes."

  • @beverlyturner4965
    @beverlyturner4965 6 місяців тому +10

    OJ just pass away.😮

    • @jharris3267
      @jharris3267 6 місяців тому +2

      It was just uploaded but not just done.

  • @TUPGD
    @TUPGD 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you.

  • @waedjradi
    @waedjradi Місяць тому +1

    03:36 HAHAHA

  • @Nick-zr7xu
    @Nick-zr7xu 5 місяців тому +4

    Some flats😂😂😂

  • @marctipp
    @marctipp 6 місяців тому +8

    I see three of you!!! Poor Wendy Williams…😂😂😂😂

  • @FOMENKODANGEROUS
    @FOMENKODANGEROUS 5 місяців тому +2

    Mic hitn leg is a dave Chappelle move....

  • @Fit-bb4dr
    @Fit-bb4dr 6 місяців тому +3

    Big U LOL

  • @paragon7934
    @paragon7934 6 місяців тому +2

    That pain isnt accountability. It's not right or fair to allow someone to abuse you and use your children as tools. Yeah as men we take our punishments but never allow anyone, man or woman dictate your life. Stand up for yourself

  • @latrellknight5389
    @latrellknight5389 5 місяців тому +5

    I don't negotiate with terrorists

  • @neptunesotherdaughter2020
    @neptunesotherdaughter2020 2 місяці тому +2

    I watch mine being made. That way it's no problem. 👍🏼👍🏼.

  • @ismailfami4168
    @ismailfami4168 6 місяців тому +7

    Funny guy

  • @iLuvGaming
    @iLuvGaming 3 дні тому

    I love how he gave lebron his flowers like seriously bron is special. I don’t care who’s the goat what he did on the court or all that

  • @larrykav
    @larrykav 4 місяці тому +1

    Peace & Life Everlasting with Jesus 💞
    Pray for guidance and wait Patiently 💞

  • @MohaymenPK
    @MohaymenPK 3 місяці тому +1

    16:55

  • @CrucialBankie
    @CrucialBankie 6 місяців тому +2

    Y'all stop looking for big foot/schaquash it's Wendy,kat told me

  • @BestLifeBagLady
    @BestLifeBagLady 3 місяці тому +1

    Need some of that Baby oil

  • @sunnycookie1584
    @sunnycookie1584 6 місяців тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vc6218
    @vc6218 6 місяців тому +5

    MFKN EARTHQUAKE!!!!

  • @tankhead_moe4319
    @tankhead_moe4319 6 місяців тому +3

    😂😂😂😂

  • @cordarrylredd5024
    @cordarrylredd5024 6 місяців тому +2

    😂😂

  • @DaMixWizard
    @DaMixWizard 6 місяців тому +3

    Now Earthquake is doing like Dave Chappelle, laughing at his own jokes and smacking the microphone 🎤 against his legs😢. Just tell the jokes and let me laugh.

    • @bigboi71
      @bigboi71 6 місяців тому +6

      Sigh... obviously you've NEVER followed his career. He been doing that...🙄

    • @DaMixWizard
      @DaMixWizard 6 місяців тому

      @bigboi71 I've been watching Earthquake for a while, and I didn't see him doing that, especially after every joke

    • @mrseasoner
      @mrseasoner 6 місяців тому +2

      If you complaining about that, I can just imagine how petty you are in your personal life.

    • @DaMixWizard
      @DaMixWizard 6 місяців тому

      @@mrseasoner hey, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you with your best friend? Don’t your child look like him? I know you’re scared to take that DNA test. Lame Duck 🦆

    • @HumanHealthLink
      @HumanHealthLink 6 місяців тому

      For Dave, it's real. For Earthquake, it's a "routine" he learned from Dave. It takes a lot out of his routine.

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 4 місяці тому +1

    When Kevin Hart mentioned “Earthquake” I thought he was f… around. I never knew there was a comedian named that. That’s like instead of Kevin Hart, we just gonna name him “Rain Drop” ☔️ cause he tiny.

  • @sharonsmalls8850
    @sharonsmalls8850 6 місяців тому +3

    😅😅😅

  • @walterstevenson3517
    @walterstevenson3517 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 He's one of my favorites. 😂😂

  • @fatimahalea8472
    @fatimahalea8472 6 місяців тому +3

    No for real something is happening bc I am SUN BURNT. It’s an actual burn. Like what kind of sun is this? My first sun burn.

    • @PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr
      @PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr 6 місяців тому +2

      Unless you blistered, you'll be ok if you moisturize well as your skin barrier's been damaged. You may peel and don't pull on the pe

    • @csmith2484
      @csmith2484 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fatimahalea8472
      @fatimahalea8472 6 місяців тому

      @@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr definitely peeled and itchy 😩

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 5 місяців тому +3

      No ozone layer left

  • @warrenrobinson8532
    @warrenrobinson8532 5 місяців тому +2

    Climate change has existed for years we just call in Seasons 😔😔😔😔😔

  • @brucenome989
    @brucenome989 6 місяців тому +3

    😀😃😁😆😅😂

  • @stanleysmith2364
    @stanleysmith2364 6 місяців тому +2

    🙏🏿

  • @ecliptic13
    @ecliptic13 5 місяців тому +1

    SouFeasT!!! 😆

  • @kwootamuckbear9294
    @kwootamuckbear9294 4 місяці тому +1

    True talk when she is…..and he does😮

  • @PRUNEAVENUE
    @PRUNEAVENUE 6 місяців тому +2

    Hilarious! But Earthquake need to come with a better outfit... 😂😂😂

    • @nopegoss8916
      @nopegoss8916 6 місяців тому

      What should he have worn? Beside pants, shirt and shoes.

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 5 місяців тому +1

      He usually wear suits

    • @PRUNEAVENUE
      @PRUNEAVENUE 5 місяців тому

      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 Exactly!!! He always suited up to perform... That sweat outfit looks like he just popped in from a stroll through the neighbourhood... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yolo25000
    @yolo25000 5 місяців тому

    He's doing the Dave Chappelle bend over laugh and tap the microphone schtick. He didn't used to do that.

    • @eddiedaniel8174
      @eddiedaniel8174 5 місяців тому

      Dave said in one of his videos that he learned a lot from Earthquake. He was doing comedy before Dave lol They’re both funny af tho

  • @humanforotherhumanst4619
    @humanforotherhumanst4619 26 днів тому

    Great comedian.
    Is it true he doesn't read as per Katt Williams ?

  • @jonnathanmoreno5538
    @jonnathanmoreno5538 Місяць тому

    What is his name? His good! Haha

  • @bezze777
    @bezze777 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tashag4030
    @tashag4030 3 місяці тому

    I'm going thru the same thing; & I wasn't even married. Slavery all day. And I make all the money.

  • @janal1206
    @janal1206 6 місяців тому

    This is how a man is supposed to treat you well this is how a woman is supposed to treat you when parents treat each other right in front of the children you want to show them idea of how good they are supposed to be treated when they grow up and get into a marriage or a potential marriage because in the Bible ain't no such thing is no boyfriend or girlfriend you can get to know each other for the interests of marriage if you want to be Godly and do things God's way

  • @ileanavalle9642
    @ileanavalle9642 2 дні тому

    De ja vu Katt Williams ?

  • @Wreckitredd
    @Wreckitredd 6 місяців тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ebonythebraidartist
    @ebonythebraidartist 5 місяців тому

    Bro don’t now lebron he has outside baby

  • @Mntungwa77
    @Mntungwa77 4 місяці тому +1

    LeBron James is the King!!!

  • @lonniepartlowlp
    @lonniepartlowlp 6 місяців тому +2

    This ain't the old Earthquake energy !! He's forcing jokes that aren't funny. He never laughed at his own jokes. He used to be back to back with them joints !!

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 5 місяців тому

      He is sober. And older.

    • @NicholsKT
      @NicholsKT 5 місяців тому

      ​@@simmiedavissimmiesings8185oh

    • @tim808grimes
      @tim808grimes 5 місяців тому

      He is learning how to cultivate the vibe don't hat le congratulate he is more personable rather than a robot he showing more of himself and not nervous he says that in an interview he was always nervous and to keep from getting boos he would shoot jokes of back to back but now he can build his jokes up better to connect with audiences

    • @evelynd1355
      @evelynd1355 3 місяці тому

      We all slow down when when we get older, it’s life.

  • @vbspeed7571
    @vbspeed7571 5 місяців тому

    No reason to ever get married period
    U S A is taken the dads away and givn them the bill. Facts..

  • @walterstevenson3517
    @walterstevenson3517 2 місяці тому +1

    Number 3 on my list.😂😂

  • @cedricliggins7528
    @cedricliggins7528 Місяць тому

    These are jokes

  • @WestsideWillie
    @WestsideWillie 5 місяців тому

    Earthquake seemed a bit uncomfortable this set too many awkward pauses and filler.

  • @jimmyflycarter3966
    @jimmyflycarter3966 3 місяці тому

    Gonzalez Sharon Wilson Karen Harris Kenneth

  • @barbaraknight4203
    @barbaraknight4203 5 місяців тому

    Kim's yt again ppl aren't free in Hollywood

  • @PeeCharles-cl1wk
    @PeeCharles-cl1wk 6 місяців тому

    Earthquake to snorting herion before he goes on stage

  • @nelliesmith9730
    @nelliesmith9730 Місяць тому

    He is so short of breathe

  • @HoffPoot
    @HoffPoot 6 місяців тому +2

    Earthquake this was trash

    • @carlosrob6494
      @carlosrob6494 6 місяців тому +1

      You crazy. Katt got in your head

  • @Fortune332
    @Fortune332 6 місяців тому +3

    He not funny anymore

  • @kwootamuckbear9294
    @kwootamuckbear9294 4 місяці тому

    Kinda sounds gay🤔

  • @shamahyahlevi5233
    @shamahyahlevi5233 6 місяців тому +4

    Laughing hysterically at his own jokes felt cringy and awkward to me 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @naydorsey1398
      @naydorsey1398 6 місяців тому +3

      Mike Epps, Kevin Hart, Gary Owen and a host of comedians do this. I just would think he’ll give the audience a chance to laugh first.

    • @Uplift2023
      @Uplift2023 6 місяців тому +8

      You must be incredibly boring if you've never laughed at a joke while you were telling it too someone else.

    • @MCMP51
      @MCMP51 6 місяців тому

      You look like a flight risk

    • @musikman337
      @musikman337 6 місяців тому +5

      U bigg tripping 🤨😵‍💫

    • @snbond80ify
      @snbond80ify 6 місяців тому +1

      Psychology. Invites you in to laugh with him.