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  • @sarochiel
    @sarochiel 2 роки тому +91

    I was scared silly by a psychological thriller as a kid. Checked behind the shower curtain every time I went to the bathroom for *years*. The one time I didn't check, I heard a sneeze from the shower. Fell off the toilet sideways and pulled the curtain and rod down in a single move.
    It was my cat.

    • @shinigamis_like_apples4797
      @shinigamis_like_apples4797 2 роки тому +10

      LMFAO Love that for your cat, they got you good 😂 also RIP shower curtain. Never liked you anyway, you gave us trust issues

    • @MsLittledream1
      @MsLittledream1 2 роки тому +1

      That's hilarious! That story is golden!! 🤣🤣

    • @i_luv_hecklefish
      @i_luv_hecklefish 2 роки тому +1

      Awesome! 🤣

    • @karmasutra4774
      @karmasutra4774 2 роки тому +1

      Haha my cat hangs out in the bathtub all the time, but lucky for us we can see him plain as day. That would have been scary and I always checked the curtain too after seeing Psycho

    • @BlueJay2
      @BlueJay2 Рік тому

      I might've laughed harder at your comment than I did to the video

  • @PrestonSikes
    @PrestonSikes 2 роки тому +364

    No ghost ever haunted my place, turns out they didn't wanna be stuck in my room watching me eat 3 day old pizza on the floor

    • @BoilingDietCoke
      @BoilingDietCoke 2 роки тому +27

      You are the ghost from what it sounds like. Plot twist!

    • @PrestonSikes
      @PrestonSikes 2 роки тому +15

      @@BoilingDietCoke I had no idea... makes sense tho

    • @layna-heyhey
      @layna-heyhey 2 роки тому +19

      you got pizza? rich ppl

    • @PrestonSikes
      @PrestonSikes 2 роки тому +19

      @@layna-heyhey 5 dollar large for 3 people from Little Caesars babyyy!! That's the life right there

    • @Marina-em3cr
      @Marina-em3cr 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂🙌🏼

  • @kathleensue1
    @kathleensue1 2 роки тому +153

    True. There aren’t any paranormal shows where they’re haunting trailer parks! 😝

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 2 роки тому +8

      ROFLMAO💯😂💀

    • @brendaperrymimi
      @brendaperrymimi 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 2 роки тому +2

      Wanna bet?

    • @leechamlee1347
      @leechamlee1347 2 роки тому +3

      @@Rekuzan yet! next tubi movie original

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 роки тому

      I've seen apartments and hotel rooms be investigated but it's true that I've never seen a trailer park being done. I have seen a trailer (individually done though).

  • @TheFloiboi
    @TheFloiboi 2 роки тому +75

    Nick deserved a better crowd, his horror movie night run killed me 😂

  • @nicolehubbard3536
    @nicolehubbard3536 2 роки тому +108

    "If you own a house, I hope you have a ghost." "I don't know what a duvet is, but it sounds delicious." " I just saved a lot of money on my electric bill by switching to poltergeist." " White people have great vision. You see things no one else has." 😂

  • @angelsunite7809
    @angelsunite7809 2 роки тому +119

    "Steven He" who is Chinese, is on UA-cam. He did a Video on why Ghosts don't haunt Chinese People. They nitpick and belittle them to death about making too much noise, not taking their shoes off at the door, leaving clothes on the floor, not cleaning up the mess of broken objects, and constantly leaving the cupboard doors open.🤣

    • @derrickbailey5167
      @derrickbailey5167 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @francesbernard2445
      @francesbernard2445 2 роки тому +2

      😂It sounds like there is way more to that story than Steven He is letting on while I am going to assume only positive things about that.

    • @bronwynsmith4653
      @bronwynsmith4653 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️excellent ! Thanks that was superb comedy gold!

    • @briancoffin5831
      @briancoffin5831 2 роки тому

      And yet some Chinese call whites, disparagingly, Gui-lo meaning ghost human.

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn 2 роки тому

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
      I will send you to Jesus
      What the hell you are such a failure
      😂😂😂

  • @barbaratalley6979
    @barbaratalley6979 2 роки тому +48

    Gotta say all of the guys was funny. But, Nick had me rolling. Because, I have done the same things he talked about after watching a scary movie. 🤣🤪

  • @mikemhoon
    @mikemhoon 2 роки тому +38

    Ghosts would die a second time in my house! Of boredom! 😂😂

  • @Orbert
    @Orbert 2 роки тому +9

    “Oh god it knows I saw it!”
    Lmao

  • @otpyrc
    @otpyrc 2 роки тому +4

    "Jumping rope in apps" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jhop1655
    @jhop1655 2 роки тому +30

    "You never hear about a ghost haunting a mobile home." Well actually, I have. A friend once moved into a mobile home with a guy she was dating and there was a ghost of a little girl in it who would call him by name. The guy would sit and play games with it (games like you play with kids). She was away one day and called to ask him about something and it answered the phone. She moved away from that house and relationship pretty quickly.

    • @deanfowlkes
      @deanfowlkes 2 роки тому +7

      The things some guys do to get out of relationships.
      Friend: Dude, how can you live in a haunted trailer.
      Dude: It’s better than having to actually pay the hookers to leave.

    • @spottedleaf4151
      @spottedleaf4151 Рік тому +1

      This story is actually kinda nice. You always hear stories about scary encounters with the paranormal. You never hear about funny ones or even just weird ones.

    • @jhop1655
      @jhop1655 Рік тому

      @@deanfowlkes too bad there's not a laugh reaction in the comments, lol 😆

  • @CamBertrandComedy
    @CamBertrandComedy 2 роки тому +29

    Love you guys !!! Can’t wait to come back!!

    • @RainyDayz1991
      @RainyDayz1991 2 роки тому +2

      @Cam Bertrand
      You are awesome! I hope you come close to Dothan Alabama some time to do a show! We would love you here!

    • @laVIEchef
      @laVIEchef 2 роки тому

      … do you mean as a 👻 ??? 😏

    • @laVIEchef
      @laVIEchef 2 роки тому +1

      Btw- you’re hysterical! Thx for the laughs! 😉

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 2 роки тому +18

    Nick.G was absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂

  • @lindseysmith1270
    @lindseysmith1270 2 роки тому +4

    "Why t mobile!?!" 🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @rebekahdavis5935
    @rebekahdavis5935 2 роки тому +4

    "Boo Y'all Booo Y'all " LOL that should have gotten a bigger laugh

  • @johnpeace971
    @johnpeace971 2 роки тому +13

    To the first guy: I lived in a haunted apartment. Couches and beds would float in the air with you on them. And yes we broke that lease

    • @granmabern5283
      @granmabern5283 2 роки тому +2

      We saw a ghost in our apartment and we got a priest to bless the place and we prayed for the guy and never saw him again.

    • @Gjfdyo5786
      @Gjfdyo5786 2 роки тому

      Sounds like white people problems 🤣🤣🤣

  • @danicatanner7698
    @danicatanner7698 2 роки тому +9

    duvea is spelled duvet DEF: duvet is a comforter or quilt in US English. In Australian English, is a type of bedding consisting of a soft flat bag filled with either down, feathers, wool, cotton, silk, or a synthetic alternative, & protected with a removable cover, like a pillow and pillow case.

  • @Chococat_Ariana
    @Chococat_Ariana 2 роки тому +7

    His voice sounds like the white version of Chris Rock 😂😂😂

  • @Heothbremel
    @Heothbremel 2 роки тому +14

    We had a ghost of a cat in a trailer once. Just. Indent on the bedcovers of an invisible cat napping and purring and other general cat things. Except, no cat...

  • @maryo.paddock8093
    @maryo.paddock8093 2 роки тому +12

    Lived in a haunted apartment in the 80s. Of course, it had originally been part of a house. So I guess you could say that this ghost haunted my apartment AND my neighbors'.

  • @YoMateo.
    @YoMateo. 2 роки тому +26

    Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

  • @NicoleZanders97
    @NicoleZanders97 2 роки тому +5

    If you see two little girls outside your house jumping rope, move. Those are ghost kids. Real kids don’t play outside anymore.

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 5 місяців тому

      I be like hey ghost kids can u teach my kids to play outside please I can't get there butt's off the vr system

  • @davidlane256
    @davidlane256 2 роки тому +18

    There was a ghost in one of the mines where they mine the blood diamonds. They gave it a pick and said get to work.

  • @earthstar2493
    @earthstar2493 2 роки тому +8

    Actually in the 90s I lived in a haunted apartment in Oak Creek Wisconsin.

  • @michellehoyt7770
    @michellehoyt7770 2 роки тому +6

    Love Cam! He's great!

  • @justindoherty359
    @justindoherty359 2 роки тому +1

    Cam Bertrand close your eyes and i can hear a vintage ralphie may type cadence HILARIOUS!!

  • @jordanshreds747
    @jordanshreds747 2 роки тому +8

    The first guy reminds me of a young, skinny, Ralphie May (RIP). Great set

  • @theboss8211
    @theboss8211 2 роки тому

    This cracked me up😂😂

  • @saveacoweatapanda4077
    @saveacoweatapanda4077 2 роки тому +1

    First guy has real Mitch Hedberg vibes I love it 😂

    • @deanfowlkes
      @deanfowlkes 2 роки тому

      Another poster said a skinny Ralphie May.

  • @omnium_gatherum
    @omnium_gatherum 2 роки тому +1

    The second and third comedians were freaking hilarious 😂

  • @thegreenbird795
    @thegreenbird795 2 роки тому +2

    You don't find ghosts....ghosts find you.

  • @IggyFireMist
    @IggyFireMist 2 роки тому +2

    I thought the ring was the most unscary movie ever. But, apparently it was like creeper weed. It just took a little time fo the full effect. It just needs a little tip tip tap noise after you turn out all the lights.

  • @marypatton5318
    @marypatton5318 2 роки тому +1

    Dude you are AMAZE'N and I love you 🤣🤣🤣 oh the first guy 🤔

  • @DebiG1057
    @DebiG1057 2 роки тому +11

    I had a haunted apartment. I am not a superstitious person. I am a well educated woman with reasonable beliefs. But this place had weird things happening all the time.

  • @deborahwinter5018
    @deborahwinter5018 2 роки тому +4

    They are so talented!

  • @fionaross3495
    @fionaross3495 2 роки тому +3

    In Africa we have Tokolishi which is demon ghost, they also have to pay homage to the ancestors. Otherwise you become sick and you have really bad luck. Slaughter a goat or a cow

  • @michelemurphy3541
    @michelemurphy3541 2 роки тому

    Funny. Very very funny.

  • @BlueJay2
    @BlueJay2 Рік тому

    The first time I watched The Ring was at a friend's house, and I got home at like 1am and the moment I opened the door the landline started ringing. Which was odd for two reasons. One: we don't get phone calls on our landline hardly at all, and two: we definitely don't get phone calls on our landline at 1am. I didn't go near the phone, I booked it upstairs at about the speed of light and locked my bedroom door because nope to that. Worst coincidence of my entire life

  • @mimiteas
    @mimiteas 2 роки тому +3

    12:05 do I hear a fart or it's some ghost sound?😄

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +3

    Le Clerc Andre. Good one. But did see LaLa Land! 🖖🏾

  • @matthewhowe3727
    @matthewhowe3727 2 роки тому +6

    Ghostbusters was in an apartment.

  • @koldDemonstrationTarot
    @koldDemonstrationTarot 2 роки тому

    If it’s up to code than it’s super spooky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kn-qz7by
    @kn-qz7by 2 роки тому

    All these guys were funny. The title itself was hilarious and spurred me to watch.

  • @hannahwoods7505
    @hannahwoods7505 2 роки тому +1

    As an HGTV watcher, I would watch haunted house flippers

  • @amazingsupergirl7125
    @amazingsupergirl7125 2 роки тому +2

    Haunted books I’ve read were Stephen king, 1800s with British accents, and one where the ghost was and spoke French. 😀

  • @cindyrodriguez456
    @cindyrodriguez456 2 роки тому +4

    Love this. Hilarious

  • @jamesrobinson9176
    @jamesrobinson9176 2 роки тому +4

    Cam reminds me of a slim Ralphie May

  • @hardkkurguru7203
    @hardkkurguru7203 2 роки тому

    Bro legit funny 🤣

  • @halhal2592
    @halhal2592 2 роки тому +1

    4:03 the psycho lady from Misery of makes a cameo

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable 2 роки тому

    Duvets are for people who can't afford a new comforter 😂

  • @janeahlstrom9916
    @janeahlstrom9916 2 роки тому

    Thanks for the laughs...it helps me cheer up. And I believe there are ghosts....

  • @braedondavies9592
    @braedondavies9592 2 роки тому

    Just remembered: In one previous apartment complex, I recall some women talking about their apartment being haunted by a ghost. Awkward...

  • @brendaperrymimi
    @brendaperrymimi 2 роки тому +3

    So funny I had 2 houses haunted never a apartment

  • @PalletTownJola
    @PalletTownJola 2 роки тому

    Facts

  • @trotterhorsewatsonjr.6668
    @trotterhorsewatsonjr.6668 2 роки тому +15

    Ghosts don't exist for the rich its their guilty conscious messing with them.

    • @22lyric
      @22lyric 2 роки тому +1

      Give me a break. If it weren't for RICH people there wouldn't be companies and foundations making medical discoveries, in renting things, creating jobs...

    • @trotterhorsewatsonjr.6668
      @trotterhorsewatsonjr.6668 2 роки тому

      @@22lyric True, but it does not give them the right to be greedy sadistic cruel hateful and a bunch of cry babies, when raising their taxes. They don't have a problem
      Taking advantage of our raising cost of rebuilding and up grade our infrastructure. And another thing they couldn't make money if it were not for those who make them their money! They have you people so brain washed you think they can do with ever and we should never complain. Get over yourself.

    • @lot2196
      @lot2196 2 роки тому +1

      No guilt here. Love my white privlage too.

    • @trotterhorsewatsonjr.6668
      @trotterhorsewatsonjr.6668 2 роки тому

      @@lot2196 only until you realize such privilege only exist if you're rich and white...

    • @trotterhorsewatsonjr.6668
      @trotterhorsewatsonjr.6668 2 роки тому +1

      @@lot2196 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @BBee333
    @BBee333 2 роки тому +1

    Ghosts are definitely real 👻 not all people get to experience it.

  • @TiggerIsMyCat
    @TiggerIsMyCat 2 роки тому

    My favorite thing is i went to college in Gettysburg, and I know exactly what 7-11 he's talking about. Nah man, it's haunted by the spirit of my terrible eating habits getting conchas all the time. In fact, it may be haunted by those concha pastries themselves, never seen them anywhere else. And if you heard any weird noises, Josh Novey, it was probably Buddy the cockatoo in the flower shop next door having a scream, as parrots do.

  • @eastsideterri22
    @eastsideterri22 2 роки тому +1

    I need a husband TOO to do the stuff my husband is to lazy to fix. I'm tired of fixing it ALL myself. This tging is over 100 yrs old. That's alot of WORK.

  • @gabriellelicastri5615
    @gabriellelicastri5615 2 роки тому

    I had a ghost in my apartment it was insanely haunted and it was a brand new apartment i was the first person to ever live there it was crazy

  • @donnajorgensen457
    @donnajorgensen457 2 роки тому

    He is so cute!

  • @gypsyrain369
    @gypsyrain369 2 роки тому +4

    i Lived in a Haunted Trailer , 3 am .Woken up by my 3 yr. old Baby's Toys Ratteling ,,i was like , Oh Hell no ,,she's going back to bed ,,i open the door 2 Black SHADOW THINGS WERE IN HER TOY BOX ! SHE WAS STILL SLEEPING ! 1 Rolled Out THE CLOSED WINDOW LIKE A BALL ! The OTHER ,,ROLLED RIGHT PAST ME THROUGH MY INFANT Daughter's CLOSED BED ROOM DOOR ! NOTHING BUT HER ASLEEP WHEN I OPENED IT !!!! NO JOKE . i'll NEVER FORGET IT ! They LOOKED LIKE HEADS WITH NO BODIES !

  • @eastsideterri22
    @eastsideterri22 2 роки тому +2

    Trust me hun when you OWN a house YOU ARE NOT FINANCIALLY FIT OR EVEN BRESTHING WITHOUT HOLDING A STRAW UP AN BREATHING. YA GO to food pantry these days. Can't afford apt so have to pay for this 105 year old dream house hahahaha

  • @siyabonganqayana
    @siyabonganqayana 2 роки тому

    Very funny

    • @siyabonganqayana
      @siyabonganqayana 2 роки тому

      I mean they can say whatever they want to but I know you shouldn't talk about something you don't know leave it to those who do sometimes

  • @LatimusChadimus
    @LatimusChadimus 2 роки тому

    14:02 🤣🤣

  • @lightningbones1092
    @lightningbones1092 2 роки тому

    The first guy sounds like he is swearing even though he isn't.

  • @DebiG1057
    @DebiG1057 2 роки тому

    I had a haunted apartment and it was very scary 😨

  • @edmondpecotjr.8888
    @edmondpecotjr.8888 2 роки тому

    sprinkles on my tufay some gummies bears

  • @sammontiforte7472
    @sammontiforte7472 2 роки тому

    Most were good.

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 2 роки тому +1

    I have ghosts at my apartment and I'm poor as f

  • @church-e-drummer
    @church-e-drummer 2 роки тому

    So who did this ghost joke first? This guy, or Jimmy O. Yang?

  • @TiggerIsMyCat
    @TiggerIsMyCat 2 роки тому

    Also can confirm, my boss at the costume shop used to do ghost tours, they are, in fact, mostly made up

  • @PrincessPowerUp
    @PrincessPowerUp 2 роки тому

    Black people see ghosts, we just dont speak them into existence. Candyman 2021

  • @LloydMolefe
    @LloydMolefe 2 роки тому +2

    Why does he sound like Eddie Murphy at times?

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan 2 роки тому +1

    Ghosts very much DO haunt apartments! Apartments, Condos, duplexes, hotels, they haunt EVERYWHERE!!! Nuke's Top 5, Slapped Ham, Chills; maybe do some research before opening your mouth.

    • @abbynormal3068
      @abbynormal3068 2 роки тому +2

      These are jokes. Maybe Google what a joke is.

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 2 роки тому

      @@abbynormal3068 Those were supposed to be jokes? Coulda fooled me... Jokes are funny because they're true; this was anything but.

  • @danawhiteisagenius8654
    @danawhiteisagenius8654 2 роки тому

    Breadcrumbs and sriracha

  • @T11paraplegic
    @T11paraplegic 2 роки тому

    14:17 And yet as an American we have thousands of religions.

  • @dru4670
    @dru4670 2 роки тому

    There's soo many Ghosts in Africa bro 😂😭. Every 16 inches.

  • @kyleanuar9090
    @kyleanuar9090 2 роки тому

    Ghosts are really genies, some playing pranks on you and some wanted you to be in hell. Some just looking out for you, I know a family who whenever they left anything in the sink unwashed, the residing genies would wash them. They don't bother to rid of them. Most of us are living with them but don't realise that however you can find out by using many methods, one popular one in my country is leaving winter melon in a room and check on it the next day for white molds covering them and then you know they're living there

  • @nauseawaves3799
    @nauseawaves3799 2 роки тому

    Meanwhile the duvet is a cover-up.

  • @warkingsblood
    @warkingsblood 2 роки тому

    Like # 14
    Lmfao

  • @erikcal9097
    @erikcal9097 2 роки тому

    I've got plenty of gremlins already.
    .

  • @raduboean7754
    @raduboean7754 2 роки тому +1

    I haven't seen La La land

  • @T11paraplegic
    @T11paraplegic 2 роки тому

    There are haunted apartments and motels...

  • @ladycodedutchess
    @ladycodedutchess 2 роки тому

    😂😅

  • @johnsheetz6639
    @johnsheetz6639 2 роки тому

    Never once had a fear of ghosts or anything supernatural happen. But I did have a thought what if they were watching me spank my monkey? They should do that on Ghost hunters see if they get a reaction.

  • @rachelwelch5548
    @rachelwelch5548 2 роки тому

    There are apartments that have Ghost.

  • @a.j.clause5714
    @a.j.clause5714 2 роки тому +1

    Is it just me or does the first dude sound a little like Chris Rock?

  • @candicecampbell9887
    @candicecampbell9887 2 роки тому

    Wait.. my mom claimed to see a ghost in a trailer

    • @mamadoom9724
      @mamadoom9724 2 роки тому

      Yep they’re everywhere. I’m in a trailer and I’ve had some ghosts

    • @i_luv_hecklefish
      @i_luv_hecklefish 2 роки тому

      Trailer yes just not trailer parks lol

  • @dcleaner1885
    @dcleaner1885 2 роки тому

    first dude sound like christ rock

  • @dawnjohnson8739
    @dawnjohnson8739 2 роки тому

    😀

  • @carolinapichardo2073
    @carolinapichardo2073 2 роки тому

    Rich problems? Come on down we feast on does that are running to get rich bring you to the father of 👹 fun fun fun feast time

  • @WiZArdx4s
    @WiZArdx4s 2 роки тому +2

    He sounds like Chris Rock had a white baby

  • @memelc5655
    @memelc5655 2 роки тому

    Is the the kid who playing Elvis??

  • @thearabicdp
    @thearabicdp 2 роки тому

    Is it me or does the first guy sound like Chris Rock?

  • @LatimusChadimus
    @LatimusChadimus 2 роки тому +6

    A 401K that you don't get to influence doesn't make you stable, that puts you at the volatile well of whoever is in charge of the entire folder. Having your own IRA that you manage yourself and that you update yourself makes you more stable

    • @johngillespie3409
      @johngillespie3409 2 роки тому +1

      Shut up rich guy.

    • @abbynormal3068
      @abbynormal3068 2 роки тому +1

      …and boring, if you insist on lecturing total strangers about it.

    • @glowingbuddha
      @glowingbuddha 2 роки тому

      @@abbynormal3068 lmaooo I love this reply with every fiber of my soul

  • @78tag
    @78tag 2 роки тому +5

    I'm just going to go ahead and say it - why is there always the same loud, cackling woman at every one of these performances? Do they pay her to sit in the audience for every show? Are there that many women that laugh like that? Have you heard of "canned laughter"?

    • @juneelle370
      @juneelle370 2 роки тому +3

      That’s a purely sexist word as though men have unusual loud laughs I’ve never once heard it described as a “cackle”.

    • @abbynormal3068
      @abbynormal3068 2 роки тому

      @@grumpyoldguy584 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bpgreg
      @bpgreg 2 роки тому +2

      She owns the Dry Bar Club and IS at every show...

  • @amandaleevillaroel1628
    @amandaleevillaroel1628 2 роки тому

    Clearly you have never seen apartment 1408 first guy

  • @velroneramdon5934
    @velroneramdon5934 2 роки тому +5

    Well not true my husband thinks that ghost is in our apartment. I told him not to be afraid of the dead he should be afraid of the living.

  • @peaceabner7285
    @peaceabner7285 2 роки тому

    Bayern Munich's manager

  • @StephanieMT
    @StephanieMT 2 роки тому +1

    The first guy could probably afford to buy a house if he was actually funny