EFAP Movies #52: Spiral: From The Book of Saw

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  • @WontStopMeNow
    @WontStopMeNow Рік тому +227

    Now I want a Saw film where Arnold Schwarzenegger is dressed up as the Saw puppet, coming out on a little tricycle saying, "I want to play a game."

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 Рік тому +42

      "Come on, play me, I'm here!!!"

    • @AsperTheGhost
      @AsperTheGhost Рік тому +26

      That's how Jigsaw returns. Turns out "It's not a tumor!"

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 Рік тому +11

      @@AsperTheGhost "girls have a triangle, boys have a spiral" 🤣

    • @mantha6912
      @mantha6912 Рік тому +14

      the suit is really tight on him because it's way too small and the puppet mask barely covers half his face

    • @marcthomas5949
      @marcthomas5949 Рік тому +6

      ​@NicTheGreek1979 omg think about it his like off screen watching the victim to stupid to play the tape recorder and he's like
      "Come on it'd right here
      PLAY IT
      COME ON PLAY IT NOWW

  • @LithionR1se114
    @LithionR1se114 Рік тому +183

    Attended a prerelease screening of this movie with special guests Darren Lynn Bousman and one of the writers. Once the movie wrapped up and credits began we were so stunned by the blinding genius before us, we forgot to clap until we slowly remembered that the director was in the theater with us.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios Рік тому

      You're part of the problem if you actually clapped for this shit

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 Рік тому +9

      Did the director pull a Jeb?

  • @realmofloredor
    @realmofloredor Рік тому +169

    *”This movie has sent me on a downward Spiral. I will now place the Earth in a reverse bear trap”*
    -Jiggypuff- -John Kramer

  • @sionaramel746
    @sionaramel746 Рік тому +234

    I’ll be honest, Chris Rock does not have the vocal range to do anything other than comedy. He just sounds like a cartoon character 99% of the time which really just keeps him as Chris Rock in any situation.
    You get someone like Robin Williams who could deepen his voice or raise it, but had such immense control at all times which really aided his transition to drama. Even Bill Burr when he is quiet can pull some gravitas out.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Рік тому +4

      Eddie Murphy too. He knew how to change it up if need be.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios Рік тому +3

      I don't know about that, but he certainly doesn't have the talent

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 10 місяців тому +4

      It's not a vocal range issue because he doesn't suffer from some extremely specific medical condition that impedes him from deepening his voice. It's just pure lack of talent.
      Takes just a bit of time doing some vocal training to find your vocal range, but his default voice has served him well his entire career, why fkn bother working on it when going into entirely different projects am I rite

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 Рік тому +123

    16:48 “He talked to her asshole?!”
    It’s what Big Tongue O’Malley would have wanted, Mauler.

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 Рік тому +161

    "John Kramer Was Right." He says as he does the exact opposite of what John Kramer's subtle-as-a-brick philosophy is all about because we need to pretend this has anything to do with Saw.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 Рік тому +29

      “John Kramer was right.”
      “Yeah, after she got AIDS.”

  • @Zara-Bari
    @Zara-Bari Рік тому +196

    Imagine establishing an eight movie pattern where the least interesting thing going on is the time wasting detectives who all pointlessly die at the end of the movie without accomplishing anything of consequence. Now imagine that in the ninth movie you make the detective the only plot line and expect people to get invested.

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 Рік тому +38

      Here's the thing, that could've been really cool. A Seven like story following a detective who tracks Jigsaw down. The problem is they hire the most incompetent people do it.

    • @Zara-Bari
      @Zara-Bari Рік тому +9

      @@jcore0981, even if it were a cool movie, it still wouldn't be a SAW movie. It would be something else.

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 Рік тому +11

      @Zara-Bari I mean what even is Saw? It's just torture porn. You can basically make any kind of film as long as you slap some traps in it.

    • @Zara-Bari
      @Zara-Bari Рік тому +1

      @@jcore0981 , well yes. At this point in the franchise there's really nothing you could do to change the formula that would make it better without making it not Saw. The unsatisfying endings, inescapable traps, the purported lessons people are supposed to learn but get killed anyway even if they learn them, there's really not a redeeming feature to it.
      But it sells, and I'm pretty sure that the selling point has never been waiting for the tech team to show up. You could probably cut the detective portions from a Saw film entirely and nobody would miss it.

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 Рік тому +7

      @Zara-Bari But what I'm saying is you COULD make it interesting. For example, instead of stupidly killing off Donnie, have him be the central focus of Saw 5. The trap parts sucked anyway. It could be him and Strohm teaming up. You could probably get some good character interactions out of it as well. A cat and mouse dynamic could be really cool

  • @MulletSuperman
    @MulletSuperman Рік тому +33

    I've been loving Adum's journey of progressively getting better at playing the Saw theme on a recorder

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva Рік тому +59

    Gritty Saw reboot that changes the meaning of "reverse bear trap" to a trap that frees bears instead of trapping them. The bears then proceed to maul Jigsaw's victims.

  • @bigmitchy4026
    @bigmitchy4026 Рік тому +63

    anytime I hear the halo matchmaking countdown beeps I'm like "oh this was edited by Wolf wasn't it"

  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 Рік тому +115

    I can not take Spiral’s voice serious at all. It sounds like Kylo Ren going through puberty

    • @HolyApplebutter
      @HolyApplebutter Рік тому +6

      At first I thought it was a bit they were doing.

    • @theclown3967
      @theclown3967 Рік тому +12

      Hewwo Detectwive BadMan.
      I swear to God. Lmao.

  • @jcore0981
    @jcore0981 Рік тому +248

    I absolutely love this movie. It's the only movie to make my dad go, "That was terrible." And he likes Transformers.😂

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 Рік тому +6

      @Amarenamann I mean, he's not really a film guy. He just likes whatever is on.

    • @akashajones6079
      @akashajones6079 Рік тому +4

      Lol, sounds like my dad. Anything he sees in the cinema is always, "brilliant".

    • @SuperAllelujah
      @SuperAllelujah Рік тому +6

      I love Transformers but only the first movie

    • @Tundra.
      @Tundra. Рік тому +6

      @@akashajones6079He sounds like he's just impressed by the concept of a movie generally. He doesn't call them "the pictures," does he?

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail Рік тому +1

      LOL

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus Рік тому +345

    I can't believe EFAP managed to get ahold of THE Chris Rock for this.

    • @realmofloredor
      @realmofloredor Рік тому +42

      I heard he was kidnapped by The Jiggler himself.

    • @EpicJasonX9000
      @EpicJasonX9000 Рік тому +17

      All it took was a single slap

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus Рік тому +42

      "Hello, Chris. I want to play a game - Years ago, you were slapped by well-known actor, Will Smith. Now, it is your turn to experience what it is like to do the slapping..."

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 Рік тому +10

      First time I've ever seen a clickbait in the comment section...

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 Рік тому +2

      ​@@johnnycrown5097 I've seen jokes in this manner several times over here.

  • @ImMichaelB
    @ImMichaelB Рік тому +139

    Hold fast Lads!! We're Spiral-ing towards the end of Spookmus.
    It's been great revisiting this contorted monstrosity of a film franchise.
    I'd like to give a HUGE thank you to Mewbler and Co for keeping this month truly horrific. ❤
    P.s Much love to the editors! Y'all are legends for creating so many quality videos for this month.

    • @harrydubois6619
      @harrydubois6619 Рік тому +8

      I dunno, I think this arc has Spiraled out of control

    • @Markm8
      @Markm8 Рік тому +1

      Its peak moive

    • @unpopularopinions7407
      @unpopularopinions7407 Рік тому +2

      Wolf’s the only editor for this series actually

    • @kreese-yi2nb
      @kreese-yi2nb Рік тому

      @@unpopularopinions7407 Saw X too? That would be sweet, because it indicates his engagement continuity.

  • @kyubiiofrage
    @kyubiiofrage Рік тому +70

    The sweet SWEET irony of Adam saying what he says at 20:34 after that whole EFAP where he was trying to defend his rant against the Critical Drinker.

    • @Tundra.
      @Tundra. Рік тому +32

      All these recordings are from before that EFAP episode, so he said that, then turned around and insulted Drinker for having the same position some number of months later.

    • @Albacksen
      @Albacksen Рік тому +28

      It is very hard to separate yms from that travesty of a "debate", but hopefully he realizes he was acting the mickey at some point.

    • @jungkinoid8706
      @jungkinoid8706 Рік тому +6

      @@Albacksen Yeah, I really like the guy and his reviews aside from things like that.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 Рік тому

      I don’t really see the irony, I don’t think he ever said this kind of stuff doesn’t happen today just that it always happened.

  • @sweetpeaches6955
    @sweetpeaches6955 Рік тому +106

    The new Jigsaw voice sounds like Chris Stuckmann 😂

    • @PanzerblitzRnR
      @PanzerblitzRnR Рік тому +20

      Fuck, you're right

    • @professormallard4348
      @professormallard4348 Рік тому +14

      I hate that you're right.

    • @elementSe34
      @elementSe34 Рік тому +2

      Sounds F all like him.

    • @Jabba094
      @Jabba094 9 місяців тому +5

      @@elementSe34hi Chris

    • @comeatmebro8120
      @comeatmebro8120 3 місяці тому +1

      “Hello, detective. In 1 minute, you must say something positive about my short film or else you will be Stuckmannized”

  • @DigiMyst
    @DigiMyst Рік тому +62

    Adum's gonna have a field day with this one

    • @dusky5535
      @dusky5535 Рік тому +11

      I was hoping to hear his hatred leak out lol

    • @denzelcooper3153
      @denzelcooper3153 Рік тому +19

      It’s sad he’s not going to be there for saw x

    • @dusky5535
      @dusky5535 Рік тому

      Really? I wanted to hear his thoughts on it damn@@denzelcooper3153

  • @KingoftheBashful
    @KingoftheBashful Рік тому +56

    I still find it insane that they saw the concept of "Chris Rock and Samuel L Jackson as the main characters in a
    Saw film" and thought, "YES! This will be the film that will bring new life into the series."

  • @harrydubois6619
    @harrydubois6619 Рік тому +90

    I vote we start referring to the killer in Spiral as Soysaw from now on

  • @resuemannet
    @resuemannet Рік тому +24

    Having never seen this movie before, there were multiple times I genuinely thought the faux Jigsaw voice was one of them mocking the movie when it started playing.

  • @chack321
    @chack321 Рік тому +15

    9:38 That will NEVER hold up in court.
    "So you're telling me that your detective was a part of the crime without any official undercover assignment?" - The judge, just prior to dismissing the case with prejudice

  • @TJK10
    @TJK10 Рік тому +42

    I would describe Zeke’s character performance as “slap-able.”

  • @tunabones5534
    @tunabones5534 Рік тому +41

    Interesting choice to cast Kermit as Jigsaw

  • @sparco956
    @sparco956 Рік тому +10

    12:45 Fun fact this is in Canada. This is Lower Bay Station, in Toronto. Its an out of service, loop below the in-service station and is used for storage, testing, and filming MANY movies including Spiral, Johnny Mnemonic, Suicide Squad, and Shazam

  • @TheMasterJCL
    @TheMasterJCL Рік тому +30

    The voice the villain uses in this sounds so much like Broly from DBZ Abridged

    • @ChrisCash720
      @ChrisCash720 Рік тому +8

      Hey Hoffman... what's your powerlevel?

  • @apkaiser96
    @apkaiser96 Рік тому +36

    I literally fell asleep watching this EFAP Movies... I can't imagine how hard it would be to watch the movie itself

  • @bowiehunter
    @bowiehunter Рік тому +13

    "Hello Dr. Gordon. I want to play a game. Over the last few years, my copy cats have gotten so shit I needed to come back to life. You're the only one in my little circle that's still alive so I put you in the trap."
    -Jigsaw 2024

    • @lordkrauser
      @lordkrauser Рік тому +2

      I get that Cary Elwes wants nothing to do with these films but would it have been so hard to recast him to keep Dr. Gordon involved somehow?

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus Рік тому +67

    Adam's idea in which some of the Saw movies are canonically movies in the Saw universe makes me think of Wes Craven's New Nightmare, which used the existence of a lot of Nightmare on Elm Street movies as a plot device.

    • @hoonterofhoonters6588
      @hoonterofhoonters6588 Рік тому +5

      Didn't the human centipede movies do that too?
      Oh, no. There's a certain videogame franchise loosely inspired by Saw in which the previous games were acknowledged as being works of fiction in a sequel. This might be a recurring thing.

    • @Modification102
      @Modification102 Рік тому +2

      ​@@hoonterofhoonters6588I am pretty sure it is the Scream franchise that does it, where prior movies also exist in the series canonically as the Stab moviea

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus Рік тому +2

      @@hoonterofhoonters6588 Yes, and I think it's a terrible plot twist in that game, it screamed "we're being meta for the sake of being meta, and because we can.".

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 Рік тому

      ​@@blackdragoncyrusWhat game?

  • @Chris-th5fl
    @Chris-th5fl Рік тому +50

    I don't care if you get the best/well known actors in the world. If they told you to not put in tobin bell/jigsaw because they felt they could do something better, I would question that actor as to how you would not want to use the face of the franchise.

  • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
    @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 Рік тому +9

    These Saw EFAPs helped me get over some very dark time. It was worth watching just for JLongbones's fantastic outbursts of laughs. Thanks, lads and lady.

  • @graboid78
    @graboid78 Рік тому +28

    Spiral is a guilty pleasure for me, it's such a strange combination of styles and genres that's weirdly interesting to me
    Trying to make Chris Rock seem younger by having him wear a backwards cap was just hysterical, several people at my cinema showing started giggling

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva Рік тому +5

      lol backwards cap Chris Rock shoulda had a cool teen conversation with backwards cap Kramer from two movies ago

  • @undrcovrmallard1463
    @undrcovrmallard1463 Рік тому +41

    One of the many upsides of having Wolf edit these is he can take shots at 343i

  • @NurseToby525
    @NurseToby525 Рік тому +10

    It makes sense that the next natural progression for Chrischan was becoming Jigsaw

  • @jackattacksfilms
    @jackattacksfilms Рік тому +55

    This movie was the real reason Chris Rock got slapped

    • @hungtotheover3385
      @hungtotheover3385 Рік тому +8

      GOD I LOVE the image of Will Smith walking up to Chris Rock on the stage and him saying, “This is for Saw: Spiral” SLAP 👋 😂

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva Рік тому +20

    Spiral, or alternate title: "You Thought The Previous Movie Was the Worst?"

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 Рік тому +9

    Nine minutes in, and this looks like it’s a made-for-TV movie.
    The music, the lighting, even the framerate it’s shot in is just so bizarre

  • @Aviak1453
    @Aviak1453 Рік тому +28

    Rumor says Chris Rock got the slap for this movie.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 Рік тому +56

    The real twist is that in the sequel…
    Spiral 2: Gettin Jiggy With Saw
    …the copycat killer is actually Will Smith.

    • @IamaCosmonaut
      @IamaCosmonaut Рік тому +15

      It's just Will Smith playing himself and putting Chris Rock on a trap where he is constantly hitting himself in the face. And in order for Christopher Rockinson the II to be set free he has to cut out his tounge so he can't ever insult Will Smith's totally beautiful and wholesome waifu.

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva Рік тому +3

      Take the key to free yourself from this trap OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

  • @mattwcook9127
    @mattwcook9127 Рік тому +22

    This one more than the others feels like the Asylum version of Se7en

  • @davidmendez3899
    @davidmendez3899 Рік тому +14

    “Game Over” - the Jigginator

  • @PapaAwiz
    @PapaAwiz Рік тому +32

    1) Mauler's editing is legit god tier
    2) Horse avatar absolutely STOLE this entire video, lmao. So glad I watched this.

    • @SquallLionhart409
      @SquallLionhart409 Рік тому +26

      The editor for this was Wolf and yes.

    • @HermitBlake
      @HermitBlake Рік тому +9

      "Edited by Wolf"

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 Рік тому +9

      *Wolf's editing.
      Most of these EFAP movies are edited by others iirc, like Meme Repository, and others.

    • @Don11037
      @Don11037 Рік тому

      This was edited by remarkable republican

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 Рік тому +4

      40:41 was the best editing. When Mauler threw Metal's avatar to speak some truth to Rags, I lost it.

  • @Eva_neon
    @Eva_neon Рік тому +17

    isn't this suppose to be for Sunday?
    in the "The SAW EFAP Movies Arc - Official Trailer," mauler shows the calendar. Ain't this suppose to be on the 29th?
    not complaining though, I'm HYPED!!

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 Рік тому +6

      In some other stream they mentioned moving things around (forget why). Either way, I’m guessing they’re going to do an EFAP on Saw X tomorrow to coincide with this since it already released a month ago and waiting until next week seems like a poor idea. So if I’m right, it lines up perfectly.

    • @MauLerYT
      @MauLerYT Рік тому +11

      Ahsoka compilation and Alan Wake 2 streams have screwed up the timeline 😢

  • @Nardrasil
    @Nardrasil Рік тому +16

    How they managed to make it worse than 2, 3 and 8 is quite impressive

  • @bilson7523
    @bilson7523 Рік тому +21

    I wanted to like this movie, the idea of breaking off from the established Saw canon into something that could be an anthology felt like the right way to do this.
    Problem is the wrong people were making this movie.

  • @GJGaming208
    @GJGaming208 3 місяці тому +2

    42:00
    I cannot believe someone actually wrote the line "The only way to stop yourself from suffocating is to sever your spinal cord," WHAT? I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt too and thought it was at a lower part in the back, but then they specified the neck! In order to stop not breathing, you must end game, it doesn't take a doctor to know severing that would end everything for someone. If you have ever fallen on your back, that alone knocks the wind out of you, imagine what happens if it's on the neck.

  • @AWeirdLisa
    @AWeirdLisa Рік тому +58

    Crying at how Adam is slightly getting better (somehow) at playing the theme on the recorder/flute each time a new video is out :')

    • @DaKdawg
      @DaKdawg Рік тому +18

      It's honestly the progression that I've been wanting the most and he's delivering.

  • @TheLoos3Goos33
    @TheLoos3Goos33 Рік тому +8

    44:06 - What good acting is versus Bad; an example
    Chris Rock's character right here and Blackmask in Saw 6 at the end of the carousel trap.

  • @davidmendez3899
    @davidmendez3899 Рік тому +43

    all I remember about this movie is that the traps didn’t have that “je ne sais quoi” that made the others fun.

    • @SelfReassuringTitle
      @SelfReassuringTitle Рік тому +2

      Glass Thrower was fun and the finger trap was memorable, but you’re right the others sucked

    • @davidmendez3899
      @davidmendez3899 Рік тому +21

      @@SelfReassuringTitle I think they’re interesting on paper but I think it’s because the build up isn’t there. I feel like the best traps give you enough time to think about what the trap is going to do, how to beat it, and if the person might over come it. these traps barely have those aspects.

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey Рік тому +2

      ​@@SelfReassuringTitleI think the finger trap could have been great if the guy just had the time to actually survive. As this one was in the movie (and all of the traps really), there just wasn't enough time to actually be the jigsaw brand of trap. They need to have the time to agonize over the choice and waste minutes trying to convince themselves to do what is necessary to survive - stopping and starting many times while trying to get through the ordeal. There is no way this guy had a chance at 'winning' this trap even if he couldn't feel pain and wanted to be fingerless.

    • @denzelcooper3153
      @denzelcooper3153 Рік тому +1

      @@davidmendez3899the traps in this one are lack luster but tbf the killer does just want to kill them

    • @SelfReassuringTitle
      @SelfReassuringTitle Рік тому

      @@Alex_Fahey I hear you man. I don’t want to spoil Saw X but that problem comes up again, shall we say

  • @Tiltigo
    @Tiltigo Рік тому +7

    The voice-recordings of the killer seriously sounds like when Mauler puts on a silly voice.
    I legit thought that it was at first.

  • @reval1989
    @reval1989 Рік тому +6

    "His foot on the neck of this community"
    You know a movie's bad when the script makes this level of clumsy reference to real-world events

  • @mattjeffers4375
    @mattjeffers4375 Рік тому +12

    I got myself, a friend, another friend and his girlfriend, and another friend and his wife *and* her brother to all come watch Spiral with me in theaters. Now i walk around with my 9mm and check every corner of my home because that's the sin of my life that has earned me my Saw trap.

  • @NicTheGreek1979
    @NicTheGreek1979 Рік тому +14

    I can't wait to see how London Lynn's arc looks!!!

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 Рік тому +1

      Is that the (mocked) name? I thought it was Lin Dinlen, lol. I don’t even remember which character that was in reference too. Hard to keep track when the movie’s covered and also you’re watching/listening at high speed.

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 Рік тому

      @mrshmuga9 I came up with it a few weeks ago lol, I've not heard it anywhere else tbh!!! 😅

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva Рік тому +18

    I love that so far the Saw series was good for like arguably 1 and a half movies lol

    • @harrydubois6619
      @harrydubois6619 Рік тому +4

      1-good
      6-good
      10-good
      5-half good

    • @italyspit5192
      @italyspit5192 Рік тому +4

      @@harrydubois6619it’s more like 1 and 6 are neat, 5 is funny and I can’t speak on ten

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva Рік тому

      @@harrydubois6619 I didn't watch 10 yet, but imo 1 and 6 were both half to 3/4 of the way to good. That's my whole math in the matter.

    • @Sigmundfrued
      @Sigmundfrued Рік тому

      @@harrydubois66192 is good also

  • @sdfabctr
    @sdfabctr Рік тому +34

    I remember watching YMS's coverage of the saw movies years ago and really enjoying it and then he released his spiral video and if I recall correctly he had this bit where he would sarcastically say "remember guys this is NOT saw it's spiral" and I don't know if I was just tired or having a massive autism moment or what but I just heard that obvious sarcasm, it flew right over my head I thought to myself "wait it's not?... Damn, I really wanted to see another saw review" and just clicked onto another video... I don't know how I managed to do that to myself and not realize my error for many years but... oops

  • @BWGmedia
    @BWGmedia Рік тому +3

    As expected Adums recorder playing skills was the best arc of the series. 10/10

  • @pieshka4509
    @pieshka4509 Рік тому +13

    lmao they seriously took the spirals on the cheeks of the doll as some grand symbol for change?

  • @Sand_Dolphin
    @Sand_Dolphin Рік тому +12

    I feel dizzy, like getting slapped by Will Smith while spiraling.
    --Chris Bag

  • @darthnihilus1608
    @darthnihilus1608 Рік тому +8

    Spiral? More like downwards spiral!......I'll be here all day

  • @deterlanglytone
    @deterlanglytone Рік тому +23

    So... that first trap reminds me of my childhood... I stuck my tongue out and get it ripped off. So I will say from personal experience, its very likely that he'd go into shock, which would mean his tongue would be bleeding which leads to two more possibilities. Like for instance, choking on his own blood or if his mouth is open, because that could be how to handle the blood so it pours out of your mouth rather than down your throat blood lose.
    Tongues can be hard to stem the bleeding with just your hands, very squishy organ. So while probably not as bad for long term life, as tongues can be reattached and even tissue transplants from elsewhere on your body will allow doctors to recreate it, in the short time losing your arm would be more survivable. As you can do things to stem the bloodflow of the reminder of the limb easier than your tongue.
    Unless you know what your doing with the tongue. In which case its a different story.

    • @Sue20022010
      @Sue20022010 Рік тому +18

      Wait, wait. You can't just drop, I got my tongue ripped off..." and just move on

    • @ridderjaim3
      @ridderjaim3 Рік тому +2

      "Unless you know what your doing with the tongue. In which case its a different story." Isn't it always?

    • @deterlanglytone
      @deterlanglytone Рік тому +17

      Long story but okay.
      Well. ripped is a lie. I was a young child. Thought I was tough shit and climbed this climbing thing, we call them Monkey Bars here where I live but in America I'm pretty sure Monkey Bars are a different thing.
      Anyway, so I climbed up on top of it. And was told by this girl who'd lived in the same estate as I did to come down. So I stuck my tongue out and leaped between the bars and twisted in the air to fit through them at the same time.
      This was fucking stupid. As if I had gone down the normal way, I'd been fine. But as it is my tongue got caught being stuck out and my jaw slammed shut.
      Then I blacked out from the pain. My blood covering my neck down to my shoes when I woke up. My tongue was in a ice box across the room.
      Then the people who'd I'd gone to this part with, as a Summer Camp/scheme thing, decided to ask me;
      "DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DOCTOR IS?"
      ... I replied with a very reasonable series of mumbles BECAUSE MY TONGUE WAS IN THE BOX ACROSS THE ROOM!
      Then they didn't even send me to the hospital. They sent me to a local MD, who sent me to the closet Hospital.
      And then the nice Doctor that put my tongue back on explained to me how lucky I was to be alive...
      I was six, so very terrified with this all. It was only then that my dad arrived and he... well, he had some words for everyone ejit involved and the summer scheme thing never opened again. @@Sue20022010

    • @Sue20022010
      @Sue20022010 Рік тому +4

      Holy shot. How traumatic! That's the best story I've heard someone mumble in a long time! Glad you didn't die, Bruh

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 Рік тому +5

      @@deterlanglytone Holy shit, this comment was a fucking journey. You had a more eventful summer camp than the events in Spiral!

  • @silastipton9982
    @silastipton9982 Рік тому +8

    We need the sad video essay voice to do the jigsaw voice

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 Рік тому

      The guy who was crying about Spider-Man? I think it might’ve been Hi-Top.

  • @mitrioneworld
    @mitrioneworld Рік тому +30

    I love when Jigsaw jigsawed all over Chris Rock's face. Really a Jigsaw moment of all time.

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 Рік тому +6

      When he said "It's Jigsawin' time" and then Spiral'ed everywhere, I was shocked.

  • @harrydubois6619
    @harrydubois6619 Рік тому +23

    I seriously don’t know what they were thinking by making the Spiral killer sound like Gay Tony

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 4 місяці тому +1

      Everytime i hear it i think of mauler stucmman impression

  • @harrydubois6619
    @harrydubois6619 Рік тому +13

    Man, I forgot how boring Spiral was. Literally all it has going for it is Sam Jackson not trying, and Chris Rock trying too hard and failing.

  • @rockdragon3
    @rockdragon3 Рік тому +11

    Rags is on to something with suggesting Piranha
    they aren't all in the same universe but there are enough piranha movies to make a small series.
    piranha, piranha 2, piranha 3D, piranha 3DD. mega piranha, the list goes on.
    that or the sharknado movies.

    • @DaKdawg
      @DaKdawg Рік тому +1

      Sharknado is a guilty pleasure. Watched a bunch of them with my cinema group. We loved and hated it the entire time.

  • @SelfReassuringTitle
    @SelfReassuringTitle Рік тому +5

    Can’t wait for their review of Saw X

  • @milkmancometh149
    @milkmancometh149 Рік тому +10

    Omg that hitler reference with Metal 😂😂😂

  • @rlou4386
    @rlou4386 Рік тому +12

    Hello Chris. I'd like to play a game. Last year you made fun of my lack of hair in an award ceremony.

    • @-Zakhiel-
      @-Zakhiel- Рік тому +7

      "KEEP HER NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" - Jigsmith

    • @akashajones6079
      @akashajones6079 Рік тому +1

      Actually, he didn't make fun of her lack of hair. He likened her to another women with very little hair.

  • @kaprelesartware
    @kaprelesartware Рік тому +12

    Saw starring Chris Rock? "Keep Jiggy's name out of your mouth! 🤚" (Will Smith, probably)

  • @jeebuschristos8423
    @jeebuschristos8423 Рік тому +3

    6:21 Sooooooo... wouldn't this cause the train to derail? The TV left leaning against the track... the chair system that he is standing on left in the middle of the track?

    • @regonik
      @regonik Рік тому +2

      It was the crooked cop express, full of crooked cops, they cut out 5hrs of the boy fitting them in it.

  • @Grassroots_Hegemon
    @Grassroots_Hegemon Рік тому +9

    This SAW movie killed most of its victims by boredom

  • @1990BJK
    @1990BJK Рік тому +11

    Chris Rock deserves every Oscar for his performance in this movie.

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva Рік тому +1

      Yes and Will Smith should hand them to him.

  • @jeebuschristos8423
    @jeebuschristos8423 Рік тому +2

    55:01 Article 8... was that when the Jedi murdered all the Sith Lords before the prequels?

  • @IamaCosmonaut
    @IamaCosmonaut Рік тому +9

    If Sam Jackson doesn't get to say "game over, mptherfucker" in this film it's a 100% proof that the director is a literal baby who doesn't understand how to utilize people's talent properly.

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai Рік тому +17

    I think YMS doesn't like the director of this movie.

  • @matthewcollins4773
    @matthewcollins4773 Рік тому +5

    "Failing to finish my games is distasteful... *to me*."
    -- Lewis

  • @nick_4972
    @nick_4972 Рік тому +7

    I don't even count this as a Saw film

  • @bluefenix1457
    @bluefenix1457 Рік тому +1

    39:30 the jigsaw puppet looks so adorable XD

  • @squidhat9323
    @squidhat9323 Рік тому +17

    It was so obvious Sam Jackson was all roped up and the whole squad fired on him. I love it

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 Рік тому +11

    Chris Rock played a far better written detective character in Lethal Weapon 4.

  • @imaperson52
    @imaperson52 Рік тому +1

    The funniest clip out of this pitiful movie was when Samuel L. Jackson fell to the floor and Metal goes "No, not the blood, we need that!" lmao

  • @CommanderWolfe
    @CommanderWolfe 6 місяців тому +1

    18:41 This scene was one that upset me the most; these cops wanted to catch the cop killer because Boz died, so one would think regardless who was talking, they’d take notes and follow up on leads. Instead, they outright just shoot the shit with the other cops because the don’t like Chris’s character. It’s fucking bullshit.

  • @tehguybro
    @tehguybro 4 місяці тому

    OH MY WURD! Surprise cameo from Prof. Peterson. Immediately my favourite EFAP.

  • @tomjames9681
    @tomjames9681 Рік тому +2

    Missed opportunity to call it “Saw and Order: Trap Victims Unit”
    I want a Saw movie with the actual Zebra from Madagascar, not just Chris Rock.

  • @lewiff
    @lewiff Рік тому +5

    “What was her sin?”
    “Being a woman.”
    No, that was Saw 3D

  • @somerandomrpgenthusiast8451
    @somerandomrpgenthusiast8451 Рік тому +5

    This movie would've been ten times better if the twist was that Samuel L. Jackson was another of Jigsaw's apprentices, and the film ended with ''Game over, motherfucker!''

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 Рік тому

      "Hello motherfucker, we're going to play a game!"

  • @scottski02
    @scottski02 Рік тому

    "We're getting Brianna Wu as Jigsaw."
    I nearly inhaled a mouthful of soda at that line

  • @TheLoos3Goos33
    @TheLoos3Goos33 Рік тому +4

    46:58 - That's hilarious. Sam Jackson out of reflex when confronted with someone putting a bag around his head raises his gun to where a person would naturally assume the assailants head is. Instead of doing the scene one more time and telling Sam to aim a little higher they just made the gun miraculously move in post. Must have been less expensive to pay some underpaid effects department than risk keep Samuel Jackson on set for a second too long.
    BTW, the correct decision here to avoid all of this is to unironically write better. Make a scene where pigman is at no risk of being shot.

  • @comeatmebro8120
    @comeatmebro8120 Рік тому +7

    After seeing Chris Rock’s performance in this movie, I now stand by Will Smith slapping him

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 Рік тому +8

    Retire "Book of" as a movie preface please. Book of Eli was alright. Book of Henry was an abomination. Book of Boba Fett caused desolation. I don't even want to know what this was. No more Books Of as movies.

  • @RorytheRomulan
    @RorytheRomulan Рік тому +1

    The "Jigsaw" voice sounded like she was super upset and wanted to speak to the manager.

  • @revolversnake126
    @revolversnake126 Рік тому +6

    I miss Hoffman so much.

  • @CommanderWolfe
    @CommanderWolfe 6 місяців тому +2

    31:50 This is was another reason I hated this movie; He outright just kills a dude while on dashcam and faces no criminal charges for it. It was at this point, I got the impression that people think all cops act like this. I laughed during this scene

  • @noah_body_cares
    @noah_body_cares Рік тому +3

    I can't wait to see their reactions to "I call that... epic bad luck." 💀

  • @clintbeastwood5116
    @clintbeastwood5116 Рік тому +2

    Spiral: The tale of how an answering machine decided to emulate Jigsaw.

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 Рік тому +2

    39:40
    "We killed the Rookie? We didn't even do anything with him!"
    Halo fans: first time?

  • @AlexanderHimura13
    @AlexanderHimura13 Рік тому

    I watched this movie for the first time 2 days before this vid was posted. I thought it was so horrendously bad but so funny at the same time. After the movie was i done i was so excited for this vid to come out.

  • @schwrummel9680
    @schwrummel9680 Рік тому +3

    Not that it matters in the grand scheme of things but there are rather important blood vessels along the cervical spine so severing that with a blade would kill you anyways. So the wax trap is even less fair than the others.

  • @GOLDFISH817
    @GOLDFISH817 Рік тому +4

    We’re in the endgame now

  • @deliverymanq7333
    @deliverymanq7333 Рік тому +4

    An anatomy book from the library is one thing that could have made the creators make this movie better

  • @captaindropkik
    @captaindropkik Рік тому +6

    This movie is the real reason Will Smith slapped him