If I marry, all I want is a guy who loves doctor appointments, to care for his health and is reliable, and can carry on a conversation. Oh, and is kind, and marrys me and lives with me, and does not cheat. Like Doug, only perhaps, diets; like I always have.. Impossible to find.. Men love to eat, and I love to exercise.. Men spend; I love to save... Diana Too bad; I will be alone; thin and broke . At least I am still alive.. Almost 80, going recycling for cans and bottles . Bye bye, Diana
I can't tell if this is a sexual joke or not, because it's way too obvious to just be an accident, but the innuendo is completely ignored by the characters.
WOW! Just wow. You can't get a better freind than that, no matter how comical THIS is. D&D that's a True Bromance. If I had a Best freind that offered something like this to Me, I'd probably break down and cry and turn it down. Doug your The Man! Kudo's to Carrie for actually going along with it! Amazing wife.
Carrie is so gorgeous! I used to be! I wish I could get my looks back!!! I pretend I am still pretty!! I am almost 80. I love the show. Doug, also is gorgeous, & Deacon. Bye for now, Diana ps. I was a wife!! It made me feel pretty and wanted!! Good feeling,!! Divorce, not good.. Happy marriages!!! Ahh.. memories..again, Diana 👍👍👍🎂🎂🎂
Thank you for the likes. I appreciate them. Being old is okay. Thank you for saying at almost 80, I am probably or still am gorgeaus!! That was so kind!! Diana
0:24 Deacon should’ve watched Everybody hates Chris. His kids had some very bad friends. I’m thinking maybe he should’ve grounded them after disrespecting Doug & Carrie. 2:25 Hey, they referenced that joke in Grown Ups.
For some reason they like to come in the front door even though the garage is in the back where they park their cars I could come in the back door for some reason the front door why? 😂
King of Queens was great. So glad Leah Remini escaped the church of scientology and began being able to keep the money that she earned. P.S. Maize is corn 🌽
In real life, this would not end well AT ALL! Your wife already had a crush on Deacon, Deacon can go ALL NIGHT, He's more ambitious... Doug, this is a fatal mistake.
He wouldn't put up with Carrie's attitude. He pairs better with the dog walker. Carrie would've snagged one of those lawyers she wants more than what a delivery driver could offer as far as finances and she seemed to be pleased with Doug's bedroom skills if anything it would be a money move for her.
@@frozengamer3030 but why do guys value the cooking so much? Can’t they just do the cooking instead? Women never think, “if his cooking sucks, I don’t know about a future with him.” They just do the cooking instead.
@@Buddy-Dale gender roles? Guys sure enjoy their partner’s income now. It’s not right to expect women to increase their responsibilities but theirs remain the same. If they share income, they should share responsibilities.
Eye sure really really want Jennifer to be leading Carey by a leather dog coller with a chain hooked up to careys dog coller pulling Carey by that chain to there mud pit figth won on won Carey taking on Jennifer annasin in a mud pit
@@KaroliNaaMusic7 AS A RCFE LICENSED ADMINISTRATOR/ EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR WITH YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, 97 % STAFF RETENTION RATE -ETC, I TOOK A LICENSED FACILITY THAT WAS IN PROBATION DUE TO NUMEROUS CITATIONS TO NO CITATIONS FOR ALL 3 FACILITIES, I WAS NOT FINANCIALLY CREDITED AND WHEN A LEFT, THE OWNER LOST THEIR LICENSED. BUT WITH MY MBA BUSINESS AND LAW DEGREES, THE OWNERS ONLY PAID ME HOURLY 21.00 FOR RUNNING ALL 3 FACILITIES AS AN OVER QUALIFIED - DUE TO MY GRADUATE MBA AND LAW DEGREE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR. I CAN GO ON AND ON OF HOW MY VALUE AND WORTH EVENTHOUGH I AM EFFECTIVE, IS DIMINISHED BECAUSE THEY HIRED A BLACK PERSON AND TELL ME THEY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY AN EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR THAT IS NOT WHITE THAT THEY DESPITELY NEED. WITH THAT IN MIND, I BELIEVE, EVENTHOUGH HE WAS DIVORCED ON THE SHOW, IF HE HAD BEEN A WHITE MAN, HE WOULD NOT LIVED IN AN APARTMENT. BLACK INTELLIGENT QUALIFIED PEOPLE GET PAID LESS THAN ENTRY LEVEL DUMB WHITE PEOPLE. THANK GOD AFTER DEATH, HEAVEN HAS NO GATED COMMUNITIES OR RACISM.
@@mildmayheadless5217 Maybe the white writers, producers, executive directors, etc know that perpetuating stereotypes in media work to manifest the allusion that Blacks are on the bottom. My Father, is a retired Logistics Engineer. My mother is a retired registered nurse. My aunt and uncle are PHD'S. I earned my MBA degree, JD degree and I am a licensed RCFE Administrator Executive Director, which should be paid well over $150, 000 a year. I ran 3 facilities with a 97% staff retention rate because I held biweekly meetings with food and drinks to keep morale up plus parties every month and the owners paid me just $21.00 an hour with no benefits and I pulled them out of getting their license revoked because staff training was not completed and files where missing documents etc. When I left, the 3 facility's licenses were revoked. WHITE PEOPLE CANNOT BARE TO PAY INTELLIGENT QUALIFIED BLACK PEOPLE FOR THEIR WORTH BECAUSE TELEVISION SHOWS TELL THEM, WE ARE AT THE BOTTOM EVEN WHEN THEY KNOW WE ARE KEEPING THEIR BUSINESS AFLOAT.
I think the opposite they seem like they would have black friends. They are like lower middle or middle class living in NY. He drives a truck. I forget what Carrie does but they definitely seem like the type.
That's not strange at all, especially with the work they do. IPS is UPS. I worked for UPS for 7 year's, made life Long white Spanish freinds at each other's houses and BBQs.
@@ezioauditore6371 normally children see people as people. If they see people as white people or black people, then because their parents taught them racist values.
... " does this mean you're not gonna dry, or .." 😁😁
2:00. If I ever do become someone else’s wife, it ain’t gonna be another truck driver!😂😂
If I marry, all I want is a guy who loves doctor appointments, to care for his health and is reliable, and can carry on a conversation. Oh, and is kind, and marrys me and lives with me, and does not cheat. Like Doug, only perhaps, diets; like I always have.. Impossible to find.. Men love to eat, and I love to exercise.. Men spend; I love to save... Diana Too bad; I will be alone; thin and broke . At least I am still alive.. Almost 80, going recycling for cans and bottles . Bye bye, Diana
Pumpin’ pie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't tell if this is a sexual joke or not, because it's way too obvious to just be an accident, but the innuendo is completely ignored by the characters.
WOW! Just wow. You can't get a better freind than that, no matter how comical THIS is. D&D that's a True Bromance. If I had a Best freind that offered something like this to Me, I'd probably break down and cry and turn it down. Doug your The Man! Kudo's to Carrie for actually going along with it! Amazing wife.
Apocalypse
💯💯💯💯💯
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What if your friends wife was as hot as Carrie? Still turning it down??
Yeah, I didn’t think so buddy.
Im not loaning my fine wife to nobody
His expression says Carrie’s loaf of meat is not good. She seems like a good cook at her house.
Doug will eat anything
@@nadecha5326 case in point, he eats Carrie every night
🤫😺
@@Chilling_Chilling nah Carrie looks like a once or twice a month type
Cuz Carrie says Doug eats whatever slobs of food she puts in front of him 😂
…”we havin’ thanksgiving wit some white people…” 😭😭💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Kids just say whatever!🤣
I died- lol
💀 no respect
You just cant say that about your father's best friend though, thats bad parenting to me.
“I am not a power drill”…..I don’t know about that 🙃
*power tool
Only reason I would have u and ur dad in the house. Power drill honey
Power tool*
Power tool
😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😂
carrie is so fine in this episode geez lol
She still fine lol
She so hot. Why I started watching.
Then realized Kevin James is hilarious
Always is fine!
@@francismanancis4186She looks terrible now.
Leah has been smoking even almost 17 years since the series ended
I would Love Carrie❤
CARRIE looks good we would have to figure out the cooking thing if it was bad.
0:24 ☠️
3:14 Someone requested a mail order bride?
That's us!😂
Carrie is so gorgeous! I used to be! I wish I could get my looks back!!! I pretend I am still pretty!! I am almost 80. I love the show. Doug, also is gorgeous, & Deacon. Bye for now, Diana ps. I was a wife!! It made me feel pretty and wanted!! Good feeling,!! Divorce, not good.. Happy marriages!!! Ahh.. memories..again, Diana 👍👍👍🎂🎂🎂
Even at 80 im sure you're still gorgeous.
Thank you for the likes. I appreciate them. Being old is okay. Thank you for saying at almost 80, I am probably or still am gorgeaus!! That was so kind!! Diana
@@DianaLoves-ic4pi Of course! Have a wonderful day and life :)
they were using paper plates in the previous scene
0:24 Deacon should’ve watched Everybody hates Chris. His kids had some very bad friends. I’m thinking maybe he should’ve grounded them after disrespecting Doug & Carrie.
2:25 Hey, they referenced that joke in Grown Ups.
😂 lmfao
Why did Kelly leave the kids with Deacon?!
For some reason they like to come in the front door even though the garage is in the back where they park their cars I could come in the back door for some reason the front door why? 😂
the back door is too tight and dirty, I guess
They have a parking in the front as well. The show wasn’t good with continuity
It’s as if Carrie doesn’t work there for she has all free time poor writing skills
😂😂 I'm loaning you out to deacon. Lmao
“I’m sure you want the loser best friend hangin’ around” That was a jab at Deacon😂😂😂😂
No
"Ok... 'couple of things!" 🤣
BTW, Doug may be crazy and unpredictable, but he sure is one hell of a friend!
Carrie was smokin
Deacon thinks Doug is a superhero for putting up with her bad cooking for so long.
Love how Doug is proud to be mentioned in the Thanksgiving letter by Major Palmer ☺️
Lol when he looks at Carrie and says “hey that’s us”
Love this Show 💓
King of Queens was great. So glad Leah Remini escaped the church of scientology and began being able to keep the money that she earned.
P.S. Maize is corn 🌽
Love how she smiled when she said what.
The "white people" line is one of my favorite lines of the series.
😂😂😂😂
one of my all time favourite episodes. so underrated. the scene with Carrie picking marshmallows out of cereal is the funniest in the entire series 😂
What about the one when Carrie was working so hard upstairs that Doug had a downstairs wife for a while, cooking him all sorts of yummy food.
@@barowt the show lost its spark after season 5 for me.
@@jayfriday9485 I loved every season...and still do.
You haven't really watched KoQ if you seriously think the cereal scene is the funniest.
I wanna know the nighttime arraignments 😅
I knew it. Seasoning? Optional. 😂
Doug is the homie you need
pumping pie 😂
In real life, this would not end well AT ALL!
Your wife already had a crush on Deacon, Deacon can go ALL NIGHT, He's more ambitious...
Doug, this is a fatal mistake.
Modern family is a great show from blue pictures television.
I love this episode 😂
In real life Deacon would have been borrowing carrie for real lol
What do you mean?
He wouldn't put up with Carrie's attitude. He pairs better with the dog walker. Carrie would've snagged one of those lawyers she wants more than what a delivery driver could offer as far as finances and she seemed to be pleased with Doug's bedroom skills if anything it would be a money move for her.
Throughout the show it was implied numerous times that Carrie had a little crush on Deacon and a thing for black guys in general.
Typical
Sha boing-booiiinnngggg
The sign will say shuttle!
I know deacon wanna hit da thing
If Carrie was given to me for a week best believe I’m not giving her back lol she mine now buddy
she aint leaving the bedroom
You know what though Doug could have helped Deacon out instead of asking Carrie
That defeats the purpose, D said he needed a wife. His Best friend, doing it is not the same.
With every positive there is always a negative.....
Ich mochte Deutsch lernen
What she said once before that she had a crush on deke and it finally happened
No matter how good looking the woman is if her food sucks we have a problem.
interesting to know. guys really value food over looks? i mean, we live in an age where you can just easily buy the food, no?
@@lang-ed3bk But buying food is expensive now
@@frozengamer3030 but why do guys value the cooking so much? Can’t they just do the cooking instead? Women never think, “if his cooking sucks, I don’t know about a future with him.” They just do the cooking instead.
@@lang-ed3bk gender roles. They've existed for thousands of years for a reason
@@Buddy-Dale gender roles? Guys sure enjoy their partner’s income now. It’s not right to expect women to increase their responsibilities but theirs remain the same. If they share income, they should share responsibilities.
0:22 😆😆
Eye sure really really want Jennifer to be leading Carey by a leather dog coller with a chain hooked up to careys dog coller pulling Carey by that chain to there mud pit figth won on won Carey taking on Jennifer annasin in a mud pit
Will Carey hav Jennifer leading Carey by a leather dog coller and chain taking Carey to there mud pit to wresl each other in that mud pit
Do they not use seasoning or.....
Powertool 😅😂😂😂😂😂
The pilgrims gave out maze.
The Indians gave out their wives. They had to ... Doug switched it up.
@@cumexolaf3276 in the maze.
What’s a Maze in this Context ?
@@aleynamutlu4206Corn
Maize
Miss this show. 😢
I just don't like all the sudden she's a bad cook she's been making Doug fat for many years and he never complained about it
That only shows he will eat anything. 😂😂
"Making Doug fat for many years"? He was fat when they met.
Doug doesn't care what he eats.
well Doug was having lot's of fast food on the side
@@winter_s_44 😂😂😂
Critical Race Theory. Why does his black friend live in an apartment when they have the same job.?
You make a good point. I think maybe since his divorce now could be why ..I guess
@@KaroliNaaMusic7 AS A RCFE LICENSED ADMINISTRATOR/ EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR WITH YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, 97 % STAFF RETENTION RATE -ETC, I TOOK A LICENSED FACILITY THAT WAS IN PROBATION DUE TO NUMEROUS CITATIONS TO NO CITATIONS FOR ALL 3 FACILITIES, I WAS NOT FINANCIALLY CREDITED AND WHEN A LEFT, THE OWNER LOST THEIR LICENSED.
BUT WITH MY MBA BUSINESS AND LAW DEGREES, THE OWNERS ONLY PAID ME HOURLY 21.00 FOR RUNNING ALL 3 FACILITIES AS AN OVER QUALIFIED - DUE TO MY GRADUATE MBA AND LAW DEGREE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR.
I CAN GO ON AND ON OF HOW MY VALUE AND WORTH EVENTHOUGH I AM EFFECTIVE, IS DIMINISHED BECAUSE THEY HIRED A BLACK PERSON AND TELL ME THEY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY AN EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR THAT IS NOT WHITE THAT THEY DESPITELY NEED.
WITH THAT IN MIND, I BELIEVE, EVENTHOUGH HE WAS DIVORCED ON THE SHOW, IF HE HAD BEEN A WHITE MAN, HE WOULD NOT LIVED IN AN APARTMENT.
BLACK INTELLIGENT QUALIFIED PEOPLE GET PAID LESS THAN ENTRY LEVEL DUMB WHITE PEOPLE.
THANK GOD AFTER DEATH, HEAVEN HAS NO GATED COMMUNITIES OR RACISM.
Maybe that's just how he wanted to live? There are episodes where Deac and Kelly wanted to buy a house though.
@@mildmayheadless5217 Maybe the white writers, producers, executive directors, etc know that perpetuating stereotypes in media work to manifest the allusion that Blacks are on the bottom. My Father, is a retired Logistics Engineer. My mother is a retired registered nurse. My aunt and uncle are PHD'S. I earned my MBA degree, JD degree and I am a licensed RCFE Administrator Executive Director, which should be paid well over $150, 000 a year. I ran 3 facilities with a 97% staff retention rate because I held biweekly meetings with food and drinks to keep morale up plus parties every month and the owners paid me just $21.00 an hour with no benefits and I pulled them out of getting their license revoked because staff training was not completed and files where missing documents etc. When I left, the 3 facility's licenses were revoked. WHITE PEOPLE CANNOT BARE TO PAY INTELLIGENT QUALIFIED BLACK PEOPLE FOR THEIR WORTH BECAUSE TELEVISION SHOWS TELL THEM, WE ARE AT THE BOTTOM EVEN WHEN THEY KNOW WE ARE KEEPING THEIR BUSINESS AFLOAT.
Carrie also works deacons wife didn't
Also Doug and Carrie live in Queens and deacon lives closer to the city
This was just silly.
Is so weird Doug and Carrie had a black friend but still a good show evem if they made the wrong casting.
You should definitely venture out more if you think it's weird to see these 3 as friends in Queens NY of all places
Not weird at all to see blacks and whites be friends?? What year do you live in
I think the opposite they seem like they would have black friends. They are like lower middle or middle class living in NY. He drives a truck. I forget what Carrie does but they definitely seem like the type.
that area of queens is actually the most diverse in the world per size so it could totally happen
That's not strange at all, especially with the work they do. IPS is UPS. I worked for UPS for 7 year's, made life Long white Spanish freinds at each other's houses and BBQs.
This is such a sexist show. Why can't Deacon cook dinner for his family.?
Well, look at him.
Oh god. Enough with the sexist crap
It’s a sitcom
Because he doesn’t know how, I think that was pretty obvious.
@@poluticon , then he is a loser.
0;34, thats racist.
The laugh track?
My thoughts exactly.
Wow, Deacon even made his kids become racists ...
Racist?? All they said was where having dinner with white people. What's Racist? The same way white people always talking about. That Black guy..
What's racist about calling white people white people lol? Nothing offensive or demeaning about that
@@ezioauditore6371 normally children see people as people. If they see people as white people or black people, then because their parents taught them racist values.
@@cumexolaf3276Calling someone by their skin color is a way of identifying them. Go find your dad.
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