@@lordofsloth1944 Winged Cats have learnt the survival stratagem of the cuckoo- forcible nest theft. Just pray they don't take a liking to your kid's tricycle.
Look at our little hermit crab exploring the world and switching from one shell to another. Couldn't be more proud to once again see a roof over Prescotts head. You go little guy!
I literally can't tell if you're slowly telling your life's story through a series of UA-cam videos or you're just doing stand-up while drinking weird shit, but I love it.
@@Automatic-Diaphragm I mean to be fair he’s not just making up the majority of the tasting notes. One could at least know what to expect from watching his tastings if never before had some of these beverages. Yeah? Lolz it’s still hilarious though
Once upon a time in my hometown of Santa Cruz me and my friend discovered a hipster bar on top of a chicken restaurant that served absinthe. A few drinks later we ordered an unholy amount of chicken and blacked out. When we awoke we were sharing my bed and there was a graveyard of chicken bones around us. 10/10 would do again
Thats the reality of where absenth gets you. when its served properly you think "ok well you know its mixed with water and all cant be that strong" But the reality is, boah theres one or two 75% shots floating around in that concoction
@@NoOther1 Unless the Green Fairy is Kylie Minogue. In which case they yell "sister!" and I don't know... arm-wrestle/pillow-fight/someone else write this fan fiction for me.
This video felt more like an actual review than most. Which I like, its a good way to mix up videos. Some are just dogshit liquor nobody wants but are novelties. And some are actual drinks some people might want a thorough opinion on. Although I'm a little blown away I'm saying this on the Absinth episode...
@@just83542 Honestly, just anything else. Mephisto is really the only bad absinthe I've ever come across. Lately, I've been drinking Amerique 1912 from Great Lakes Distillery and that's pretty good.
Fun fact. Absinthe was banned for containing thujone from the wormwood its made with, but vermouth, whose name is the French pronounciation of the word wermut which means wormwood, has never had a reputation for hallucinations nor been banned for sale. The primary thing that makes vermouth bitter is what absinthe got banned for.
I wonder what's going on with people still telling stories about hallucinating off some sort of "european real thing". Is it just people bragging based on myths, or do some tourist bars in czech sell a proprietary mix of household chemicals as "the real thing", or something.
@@Goatmaster-ek8rq It’s probably just BS. There’s some theories out there that the Absinthe reputation came from dirt-cheap varieties being adulterated with chemicals that really did cause psychotic episodes. If so, it had nothing to do with its botanical content and still doesn’t.
Thank you so much for reviewing a bottle of absinthe. It's by far my favorite alcohol. The dreams you can have after attempting to drink a full bottle, vomiting, and trying again are astounding.
Your channel is doing awesome! 82k subs with each video having over 50k views and 4k likes. You'll be at a million subs in no time. Keep it up bro. I love your humor.
Made the mistake of watching one of your videos a month or so ago, now you keep popping up in my recommended and i keep watching another and another video. Damnit! alright, ill sub.
I've never actually heard of absinthe being consumed neat, since you can't get «la louche» without slowly adding iced water. I personally don't add too much water, since my go-to is fairly low-proof and it easily gets too diluted
I see the sub # getting bigger ever time a see one of your vids (I've watched them all by the way). Dude keep it up. Your dark and sarcastic humor is what my family enjoyed the most as a kid. Even the food reviews are great. Not trying to be d*** rider right now, (sure it looks that way though) but just trying to encourage someone who's on to something great and original. The whole back story on your previous job and then being forced into reviewing less than reputable beverages, from home no less, really completes the whole vibe of the show. Look forward to the next vid homie.
I'd like to see how he'd rate it if it was diluted between 3 and 5 parts ice water water to 1 part Absinthe since that's how it's supposed to be drunk and enjoyed similarly to a glass of wine.
@@jetex1911 absinthe is a distillate drink in the 100-150 proof range. It's thick and dark, when you add water it ooens up the flavors and also changes to a bright green color. This is why they talk about the " green fairy "
@@jetex1911 no, for christ's sake (Although tbf the ancient greeks and the romans used to dilute their wine with water and honey, but it was a very different wine from the one of today).
Consider trying soju, and maybe opening an Onlyfans to show the world what Hurricane Abby threw away to be with a second-rate physical trainer. Also, say hello to your sister in law Titania, when you get the chance, king ❤
Really want to try Soju, but the only thing sold where I live is stupidly expensive. Almost 10 euros for a bottle slightly larger than a normal beer can.
Oh, I love absinthe! Its a fantastic spirit paired with gin and Jägermeister and Chartreause and the rest.. I wanna try Unicum! Thats a fine brand you picked! I always drink spirits diluted with chilled water though, especially absinthe. Im impressed by this video, how you pick the flavours taking it neat! I dont think I could drink anything that strong on its own.
Putting imaginary money on the next video being Prescott waking up in a strange location, perhaps in front of a fast food establishment to try and quell the hangover that will be.
Great stuff! I think now I've seen all your reviews 😀 I know this may be obscure, but have you thought about reviewing Fernet-Branca? It's an Italian amaro and think it's right up your alley. Thanks for the consideration.
I'm trying this stuff right now, first time I've ever tried absinthe. For being 55% it tastes really really good. No gross aftertaste. Just straight candy. Burns like hell afterwards though
The way I prefer to drink absinthe is to shake it with ice and simple syrup, pour into a wide glass, and follow the 5:1 ratio of water to absinthe, but use seltzer instead of cold water. Dropping the temperature way down makes it much more enjoyable.
I remember absinthe led to the first time I paid for a hotel room with my own money, after I took a bus the wrong way. Also the only time in my life I actually got a headache from a hangover.
When I was in college I studied abroad, I got absolutely shlammered on absinthe and broke into the London Zoo. I touched a penguin, and was arrested.
You would have not gotten arrested if it was a good touch
You may have hallucinated that.
Man, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.
@@jasonblalock4429 There will be nun of that.
Well done!
If you're gonna dance with the fairy, you may as well lead.
Tango or waltz?
@@haydendasilva487 I believe that's a metaphor for consensual buggery
🏆
Van Gogh: "how must I lead when I can not hear the beat?!"
Nah, she took the lead a long time ago for me lol
watching him swish a 130 proof spirit like it's a 7% wine is like watching a daredevil jump 10 buses. The burning must be real AF.
Did you see the everclear one? Ole boy could barely do one swish haha
@@Fausto_4841 that's how youtube grabbed my subscribe to this guy 😂
I swear I saw him flinch.
I was absolutely floored to watch NileRed taste moonshine and react as if it were water
@@dospinos1392 SAME
Twist: PVIII had already drunk one bottle of Absinthe, and had broken into someone's home.
"Hey, what are you gonna do after that Absinthe?"
PVIII: "Fold the dishes"
Go up on the roof to change the cat boxes.
@randomdoodification lol
@@blackoceancreativeuniverse very disgruntled raven flies away from its folded nest.
@@lordofsloth1944 Winged Cats have learnt the survival stratagem of the cuckoo- forcible nest theft. Just pray they don't take a liking to your kid's tricycle.
PVIII haha, I like that
Look at our little hermit crab exploring the world and switching from one shell to another.
Couldn't be more proud to once again see a roof over Prescotts head. You go little guy!
I think he's a homeless realtor. That's how he gets access to all these empty houses with nothing in them.
Nice.
@@EricLeafericson I guess an empty home is still better than one with Abby in it
@@EricLeafericson and sometimes you just got to appreciate things and not ask how or why.
Besides, we don't want to become accomplices 👀
@@EricLeafericson It seems more likely that the "unemployed" or homeless thing is part of the marketing for the channel.
I literally can't tell if you're slowly telling your life's story through a series of UA-cam videos or you're just doing stand-up while drinking weird shit, but I love it.
Stand up, he’s a comedian named John Flanders
I appreciate the balance of silly/niche alcohol reviews and serious alcohol reviews.
serious alcohol reviews? where?
@@Automatic-Diaphragm I mean to be fair he’s not just making up the majority of the tasting notes. One could at least know what to expect from watching his tastings if never before had some of these beverages. Yeah? Lolz it’s still hilarious though
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
And polyps.
idkhow reference :) nice
Clever.
Once upon a time in my hometown of Santa Cruz me and my friend discovered a hipster bar on top of a chicken restaurant that served absinthe. A few drinks later we ordered an unholy amount of chicken and blacked out. When we awoke we were sharing my bed and there was a graveyard of chicken bones around us. 10/10 would do again
Looks like those two establishments have mastered the art of symbiotic economics..
Thats the reality of where absenth gets you.
when its served properly you think "ok well you know its mixed with water and all cant be that strong"
But the reality is, boah theres one or two 75% shots floating around in that concoction
Is it close to downtown?
Fun fact: If you give a soldier enough absinthe, he sure won't be dying from the malaria. Guaranteed.
"where the hell am I?"
If I turn on the news and he's running naked through the city, I know why.
this guy puts the employed in unemployed
I came for the spit.
*I STAYED FOR THE SWALLOW.*
Just like my ex
@@bsnow304 but not like Abby.
😂😂😂😂
Sooooo many jokes here!!!
Spoilers!
Absinthe: Right-There/100
It looks like a "right in the middle" gesture, so... 50/100? I don't know where to put 🙏 on a graph.
Accurate.
I want to see PVIII and Mirror Julie Nolke talk about life over a glass.
That would be great.
Past Julie sees the green fairy and thinks it's one of the murder hornets she was warned about.
@@NoOther1 Unless the Green Fairy is Kylie Minogue. In which case they yell "sister!" and I don't know... arm-wrestle/pillow-fight/someone else write this fan fiction for me.
@tleilaxu42 i see you and your good taste in movies 🧚🐘
Mephisto Absinthe sounds like a spell you might cast to conjure abby back into your loving arms.
Ahh, but that bitter finish..... 🙁
@@Mt-ue9qz just like last time
I think that’s a crime
"PV3" sounds like either a rapper or something you buy in a hardware store.
Or a wrestler.
@@jasonblalock4429 PV3, Ric Flair, Dutch Mantell and Stone Cold as the new Four Drinksmen?
It sounds like a STD.
@@joshevans3452 nothing that a little alcocillin can't clear right up.
"I'm gonna give you a score... Right there..."
This sounds like the best rated review so far. 🤣
Yes
I wonder if he’s actually just making his way around a kitchen model store
The conspiracy grows.
I prefer to think he's in a home depot doing videos.
He films all these in an abandoned IKEA
Someone give this man an award and a hug. In whatever order he’ll take them
Absinthe! Yes!! Can’t imagine Prescott even crazier
PVIII is mephisto in wandavision confirmed
You beat me too it.
Damnit. You beat all of us to it
I KNEW IT
Prescott all along!
Liked it before I've even watched it. This should be a treat.
Had Absinthe before. Can confirm, this is an accurate representation.
You know what they say, "absinthe makes the heart grow fonder".
I just wanted to say that your videos have been a real bright spot during this tire fire of a year.
this man's descent into madness is unnerving but so, for lack of a better word, pleasurable.
I’m so glad you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve! I’ve been sharing your content anywhere I could 😂
I was gonna call him PV-Homefree, but it looks like he's been crying again. Hang in there, buddy. We love ya!
Suggestion!! Licor d'arros. From the rice fields in the south of Catalonia, to the world. A tasty beverage you can enjoy with the whole family!
You deserve a million subs with quality content like this, sir
This video felt more like an actual review than most. Which I like, its a good way to mix up videos. Some are just dogshit liquor nobody wants but are novelties. And some are actual drinks some people might want a thorough opinion on.
Although I'm a little blown away I'm saying this on the Absinth episode...
To be fair, Mephisto is the dogshit liquor nobody wants of the absinthe world.
I really hate licorice but love absinthe. Its all in the brand/blend.
Still want to try HR Giger’s absinthe tho.
@@antonwilliams7950 care to suggest superior alternatives?
@@just83542 Honestly, just anything else. Mephisto is really the only bad absinthe I've ever come across. Lately, I've been drinking Amerique 1912 from Great Lakes Distillery and that's pretty good.
@@antonwilliams7950 okay, his description, including the bitterness not being forward but rather sneaking in later made it sound pretty good
I’m glad you found another model kitchen to break into. Love the channel; keep it coming!
PVIII, i think you officially run the most underrated channel on the entire site! keep it up!
Fun fact. Absinthe was banned for containing thujone from the wormwood its made with, but vermouth, whose name is the French pronounciation of the word wermut which means wormwood, has never had a reputation for hallucinations nor been banned for sale. The primary thing that makes vermouth bitter is what absinthe got banned for.
also fun fact, the people agitating for a ban on absinthe were the French red wine producers ...
I wonder what's going on with people still telling stories about hallucinating off some sort of "european real thing". Is it just people bragging based on myths, or do some tourist bars in czech sell a proprietary mix of household chemicals as "the real thing", or something.
@@Goatmaster-ek8rq It’s probably just BS. There’s some theories out there that the Absinthe reputation came from dirt-cheap varieties being adulterated with chemicals that really did cause psychotic episodes. If so, it had nothing to do with its botanical content and still doesn’t.
Having a bottle of that in my cabinet, his reaction is pretty accurate
That's a good score.
This is the best review of anything ever
Thank you so much for reviewing a bottle of absinthe. It's by far my favorite alcohol. The dreams you can have after attempting to drink a full bottle, vomiting, and trying again are astounding.
YAY, I'd been hoping for Absinthe! The last minute and a bit is pure treasure, hahaha!!! Best review since Everclear!
Your channel is doing awesome! 82k subs with each video having over 50k views and 4k likes. You'll be at a million subs in no time. Keep it up bro. I love your humor.
No One:
WandaVision fans: Could PVIII be Mephisto?!
HEXAGONS! NOT THE HEXAGONS!
Made the mistake of watching one of your videos a month or so ago, now you keep popping up in my recommended and i keep watching another and another video. Damnit! alright, ill sub.
This was my favorite one yet. Well done Prescott, I raise my glass to thee.
"he went to yale not harvard though...embarrassing!" LMAO
I've never actually heard of absinthe being consumed neat, since you can't get «la louche» without slowly adding iced water. I personally don't add too much water, since my go-to is fairly low-proof and it easily gets too diluted
That's funny cause in never heard of pouring it over ice. My family has a tradition of doing absinthe shots.
Put a sugar cube in a spoon and then set it over the glass and slowly pour cold water over it. It makes it cloudy.
My favorite hard liquor. Thanks for reviewing it!
After a “few” glasses, Prescott gives his rating to “the fairy”. Classic! Another great review 👏🏻 Thank You👍
As the saying goes, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
This full video was way better than the instagram version. So good, this made me laugh out loud.
Thank you so much for this. I love it as much as I thought I would.
Eta: you are funny as hell, just an absolute master
Really starting to come into your own, PV3. The content is brilliant, keep ‘em coming!!!
That looks just like a shirt I gave to Goodwill. Nice to see him "dressing up". You know what they say, dress for the job you want.
Sounds good, love that fennel
You took me on a journey PV3, thank you!
Gold, as always
PB3 - your work is always memorable. Don't go changing we love you just the way you are.
This man is my spirit animal
I see the sub # getting bigger ever time a see one of your vids (I've watched them all by the way). Dude keep it up. Your dark and sarcastic humor is what my family enjoyed the most as a kid. Even the food reviews are great. Not trying to be d*** rider right now, (sure it looks that way though) but just trying to encourage someone who's on to something great and original. The whole back story on your previous job and then being forced into reviewing less than reputable beverages, from home no less, really completes the whole vibe of the show. Look forward to the next vid homie.
This was a good one thanks PVIII
I'd like to see how he'd rate it if it was diluted between 3 and 5 parts ice water water to 1 part Absinthe since that's how it's supposed to be drunk and enjoyed similarly to a glass of wine.
Yes, absinthe requires at least some water.
You're supposed to water down wine?
@@jetex1911 absinthe is a distillate drink in the 100-150 proof range. It's thick and dark, when you add water it ooens up the flavors and also changes to a bright green color. This is why they talk about the " green fairy "
@@funkjoebrandon4246 can you do that with red wines?
@@jetex1911 no, for christ's sake
(Although tbf the ancient greeks and the romans used to dilute their wine with water and honey, but it was a very different wine from the one of today).
Excellent. Truly enjoyable!
Consider trying soju, and maybe opening an Onlyfans to show the world what Hurricane Abby threw away to be with a second-rate physical trainer. Also, say hello to your sister in law Titania, when you get the chance, king ❤
Love the soju.
Really want to try Soju, but the only thing sold where I live is stupidly expensive. Almost 10 euros for a bottle slightly larger than a normal beer can.
@@Goatmaster-ek8rq ouch
Oddly specific
Omg Peach soju is the bessssttt
I’m happy to see that at the end of the video, you still have both of your ears.
deep cut right there
@@JoaoPessoa86 I take abstract very seriously.
Heyyyy! A glass! They are back.
Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of the Winged Cats.
That catchphrase, I belly laughed so hard my desk and my monitors were shaking XD
Haha, love the title and your review
As one who actually enjoys a little Absinthe occasionally, this is my favorite! :-)
You had me at "Dino shaped chicken nuggets....."
What a true gentleman
Favorite so far. More of this.
Love this channel! Just subscribed
great episode! Wish u can cover more fancy stuffs! But I wonder how u compare this to the other absinthes tho
PVIII Back at it again
Thanks for dancing with the green fairy! Your mention of the chicken nuggets has made me hungry 😂
Oh, I love absinthe! Its a fantastic spirit paired with gin and Jägermeister and Chartreause and the rest.. I wanna try Unicum! Thats a fine brand you picked! I always drink spirits diluted with chilled water though, especially absinthe. Im impressed by this video, how you pick the flavours taking it neat! I dont think I could drink anything that strong on its own.
Absinthe is fantastic! I would recommend drinking it with water and sugar though. Maybe get some of that milky logue going 😁
I love it too, my wife does not.
Absolutely! I love absinthe.
Prescott, Chadwick and Oberon. Quite the fancy names in that family.
My name is Sage and I approve this absinthe. I need it for the next full moon.
Putting imaginary money on the next video being Prescott waking up in a strange location, perhaps in front of a fast food establishment to try and quell the hangover that will be.
A Dairy Queen, preferably one housed in a gas station.
@@jameshaulenbeek5931 Or a Jack in the Box, and he's already ordered one of the Late Night Munchie Meals.
Great stuff! I think now I've seen all your reviews 😀 I know this may be obscure, but have you thought about reviewing Fernet-Branca? It's an Italian amaro and think it's right up your alley. Thanks for the consideration.
Love absinthe would love to see more lol
This sold me. I’m gonna go buy a bottle. Or two.
PV3, lol! Love this channel
Alize' Gold Passion Fruit would be a review I'd love to see.
I'm trying this stuff right now, first time I've ever tried absinthe. For being 55% it tastes really really good. No gross aftertaste. Just straight candy. Burns like hell afterwards though
PVIII is still bitter about the Malort episode I see.
I'm pretty sure the aftertaste of Malort lingers for 6 months.
The Malort episode is definitely my all time favorite. So damn funny
I suggest Plantation Old Fashioned Traditional Dark overproof rum (comes in at 69ABV). It's incredibly smooth and spicy.
I would absolutely watch that PVIII action/espionage movie.
Usually the water is added to release the oils in the absinthe and more flavour comes through, similar to a single malt scotch
debut of PVIII was crazy
The way I prefer to drink absinthe is to shake it with ice and simple syrup, pour into a wide glass, and follow the 5:1 ratio of water to absinthe, but use seltzer instead of cold water. Dropping the temperature way down makes it much more enjoyable.
I remember absinthe led to the first time I paid for a hotel room with my own money, after I took a bus the wrong way. Also the only time in my life I actually got a headache from a hangover.
You and Bruce Rivers are on the come up
I have been a big fan of alcohol since I was 14. But I hate black licorice. However, this guy rocks. Love your videos, dude.
The bitterness is starting to kick in a little bit. I felt that.
I suggest you do a comparative review of three different price tiers of a class of alcohol
Dancing with the green fairy myself tonight. Hope it brings your to better times