There was the video of that guy about to pay at a fully automated store at an airport, with no humans working there at all, and the machine still asked if he wanted to tip lmao
@da4127 😲🤣that is Crazy! We get taxed for everything, and then I gotta tip a machine. Plus, I'm pretty sure a service charge is pobaly in there somewhere.
It's not all that funny considering there's now stores that let you tip the self-checkout machine, even after picking out your own groceries and bagging them yourself.
For awhile i tipped on take out during the VID trying to support essential workers but i talked to several people working restaurants that said they didn’t see a dime of it so that ended quickly. Might as well have tipped the groceries lol
Hate to be one of those "back in my day" type people, but I do fondly remember that when I was growing up you could just buy your own molecules as a one-off payment. No trickery, no sneaky tactics, you got enough molecules to have a whole-body experience - they didn't gate key content like your knees or thorax behind Day-1 DLC, or drip-feed you your organs in a "Pay-to-live" subscription model. Simpler times.
And that is exactly the reason why I have an extra card with no money on it and credit limit 0. Fucking happy of listening beeps "not enough money" cause I no damn way I pay for all these.
They say that the things you own end up owning you. I’m sure the subscription model has a corollary, like the things to which you subscribe end up being subscribed to you.
Not only that, but owning/finding the original cuts of films. It has continued to piss me off to no end that, when I watched "The Death of Stalin" right when it came out, it was hilarious, well-edited, and a very well done film. I loved it. Then like 2 months ago, I decided to watch it with my parents and realized IMMEDIATELY, from the get go that it had been edited from its original cut (the opening shot from the original had been removed), there was no indicators that it had been edited from Amazon (like remastered, re-edited, changed from original for x reason... NOTHING. They treated it as if it was the original film which just UUUGGGHHH boils my blood), and noticed all sorts of re-edits and scenes cut or using alternate shots and it turned a wonderfully funny film into a less than mediocre film that was hardly a comedy. It was such a disappointed I apologized to my parents because the film we just watched was not the film I watched. So now I am on the lookout for this re-editing bullshit, and I'm going to have no choice in the future, I know it in my bones, that I'm going to have to pirate original cuts of films because I have no idea if a film has been changed/edited/ or whatever from the original cut. I think it's utterly disgusting and egregious and a complete disservice to both the customer who is being bamboozled and the director who's work that is being chopped up/destroyed from its original vision.
@@uniquechannelnamesWell of course that’s happening now. Everything is built to ship, that’s how this works. You only ever get a part of a product, you have to subscribe for them to patch the “bugs”.
Andrew. Thank you for constantly triggering my anxiety. Every time I need to lose a bunch of weight, blow off my job and lay in my bath in the fetal position, you always have my back! Mad respect ✊
I just stood up and clapped. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 this was the best and most relatable movie I’ve ever seen. Much better than anything Disney and Hollywood have put out lately.
And gaming producers are talking about charging gaming hourly…they really don’t care as long as their shareholders get the illusion of infinite growth.
It's crazy to me how companies were like "instead of owning anything, how would you like to pay us a little bit forever and have no control over it anymore?" And the general consumer was like "yes please, that sounds perfect."
Because they made it worth our while at first. Basically a lot of these subscriptions were so dirt cheap that you did because it felt like you were losing money if you didn’t.
And then once you get used to the product and its benefits, theyll make it worse and worse until you either comply or stop paying. They will eventually do this for everything. Your taxes, their education, your medicine. And then once you cannot pay, they will end the subscripition to your life, because no one stopped them
Subs are fine when its like playing an ever updating mmo or a gym membership kinda deal. Owning even a piece of that is expensive after all. The issue is when you have to sub to things just to use stuff you should own. Like if you are only after a movie you should just purchase a copy for yourself. Not need to subscribe for an entire month just to watch the movie once and then never again because you aren't subbed at months end. Also it should never be hard to unsub but they somehow get away with making it literally impossible at times. Subscribing to the ongoing development of upkeep of something is fine too. Just not when it gets scummy.
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You are insanely funny and talented. Every single one of your vids is its own little masterpiece in my eyes. Thank you for sharing your sense of humor.
Wait... that means you're already paying for the games you like, and then game pass is just extra money tacked on for shit you don't like............ PHUCK
What ? I never looked it up, I thought it was something where you paid less, like lots of promotions or something, with free games like epic does. It's cool because it's less expensive than buying all those. There's some sense and I think it's good though it sounds like a scam.
@@nmoney000 yeah, the smaller titles are the main draw. There are so many indie games that you can simply start playing on gamepass to see if you like them and if not, no biggie, play something else, and if you like, great another awesome game to play. Or slightly older titles that you may have skipped. E.g. Farcry 6 or the Dead Space remake and a bunch of other EA-titles that tend to come to EAplus (and thus, gamepass) within a year of release. And in ADDITION you get games like the latest Yakuza, Remnant 2, Lies of Pi almost immediately after release. It's nuts really. Gamepass completely changed my gaming habits and also my purchasing habbits. Like why would I even consider buying Jedi Survivor if I know it's going to be on gamepass in the next couple month anyway, all patched and good to play? My PS5 is basically an "exclusive games"-device. Why would I buy ANYTHING but God of War, Spider-Man etc. from Sony when every other relevant game is one gamepass. Only a select few tripple A titles you'll actually have to buy (e.g. Cyberpunk, Elden Ring, upcoming GTA. Those kinds of releases.) if you want to play them but even then gamepass just throws so many games at you that you're never in a rush to play the "latest and greatest" and you can wait for a sale and a bunch of patches. I wouldn't be surprised if Baldur's Gate 3 came to gamepass the moment Larian has finished their Series S port.
@@AGKyranyou pay your subscription and you get access to all their catalogue, you can pay to own the game at a discount before they take the game off Gamepass but they give you a warning when it comes off a month in advance. It’s alright if you like to play new things regularly and the Microsoft games are day 1 access. There’s also cloud gaming which is gimmicky and not really worth it if that’s all you want it for.
Next month we're going to be subscribed to something that we can't use and don't need and can never own. Making the leap from a joke about asparagus to a poignant comment on the everything as a service economy. Keep doing what you are doing!
@@kurowkarasu Project plug-ins authenticate with the servers upon loading/while open. It’s kind of like using an art app with subscriptions for colors. But if you stop paying, anything painted in those colors is erased when loading up. There’s been some very public pushback against this model. But purchasing a plug-in can be $50-100. By subscribing, you get 100 of them for $20/mo. It’s too tempting.
This is why we need to show companines that we want to own things still, because phone and car companies think they own our products we've purchased and hate it when we alter it or try and fix it ourselves. Like bmw, they have heated seats already installed in the car and tried to get away with a subscription to use the already installed heated seats just to use them, and toyota, they have remote start from the key directly to the car which doesnt access an outside server to start the car, but you need a subscription to remote start it even though its already installed in the car and its from key to car. This stuff is ridiculous.
"I tipped the groceries." I swear it feels like that now. 😂😂😂
There was the video of that guy about to pay at a fully automated store at an airport, with no humans working there at all, and the machine still asked if he wanted to tip lmao
@da4127 😲🤣that is Crazy! We get taxed for everything, and then I gotta tip a machine. Plus, I'm pretty sure a service charge is pobaly in there somewhere.
It's not all that funny considering there's now stores that let you tip the self-checkout machine, even after picking out your own groceries and bagging them yourself.
That line killed me 😂😂😂
For awhile i tipped on take out during the VID trying to support essential workers but i talked to several people working restaurants that said they didn’t see a dime of it so that ended quickly. Might as well have tipped the groceries lol
This guy is a master at the "shit getting out of hands real fuckin quick" genre.
An insider who didn't want to go on the record told me the other day that Andrew is the love-child of Will Ferrell and Christina Applegate + CRISPA
I suggest watching Regular Show
@@ibot47ohh yeah that is actually crazy how I never made the link from that era of shows to the current UA-cam genre we see now lol
Him and CalebCity would do amazing
... wussup?
I love the chemistry Andrew has with himself
It's honestly uncanny how well they get along
Got that whole periodic table, bro
Not any more. Sad he didn't renew his subscriptions. 😔
He should propose
himself? It's two completely different people in this video, what are you talking about?
Hate to be one of those "back in my day" type people, but I do fondly remember that when I was growing up you could just buy your own molecules as a one-off payment. No trickery, no sneaky tactics, you got enough molecules to have a whole-body experience - they didn't gate key content like your knees or thorax behind Day-1 DLC, or drip-feed you your organs in a "Pay-to-live" subscription model.
Simpler times.
Sad news is actually we all are in a Pay-to-live scheme.
"You"ll own nothing, and be happy"
They werent kidding about the first part. Damn
You tipped the apples? That sounds absolutely bananas
😄
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone
@@teggyegg Omg you unlocked a deep memory 😳
I see what you did there
@@teggyeggwell since no one else has...
Boop boopa doopa doop
This man just saved me $25 on a free trial ending tomorrow that I had forgotten existed.
and here you are tipping an inanimate object (everybody knows andrew isnt human, but just a machine created by the illuminatti)
And that is exactly the reason why I have an extra card with no money on it and credit limit 0. Fucking happy of listening beeps "not enough money" cause I no damn way I pay for all these.
@@botanichbro
I like the one-time generated credit cards. Good luck charging me.
@@juneguts yo sis
I wasn't expecting this to become a cosmic horror microfilm. Damn!
the drama dial always amps up till it's out of control in these vids 😂
bro it's andrew, everything is a cosmic horror microfilm with this mf 😂
You new around here? 😅
Only Andrew can take a silly, absurd concept like this and turn it into a psychological thriller
everything is subscription tho. nothing last forever. even your life is more or less 100 year subscription.
its not really an absurd concept its speaking to the mass subscription culture that everything is now locked behind
nothing silly about it, we're headed in that direction
If it’s so silly, why aren’t we laughing?
Only Andrew, plus the other guys who can do it.
This is barely satire. You know damn well these corporations would do this if they could.
Oh it’s not that they would-it’s that they will.
Yeah this is strangely profound..
"You know if we could, we'd sell the air" --Pavement, 1999
"and the molecules too..."
They already do lol
This is really good commentary about how you increasingly can't own anything
They say that the things you own end up owning you. I’m sure the subscription model has a corollary, like the things to which you subscribe end up being subscribed to you.
You'll own nothing and be happy.
No, the saying is that free stuff means you’re the product. If you don’t own it, it owns you.
Not only that, but owning/finding the original cuts of films. It has continued to piss me off to no end that, when I watched "The Death of Stalin" right when it came out, it was hilarious, well-edited, and a very well done film. I loved it.
Then like 2 months ago, I decided to watch it with my parents and realized IMMEDIATELY, from the get go that it had been edited from its original cut (the opening shot from the original had been removed), there was no indicators that it had been edited from Amazon (like remastered, re-edited, changed from original for x reason... NOTHING. They treated it as if it was the original film which just UUUGGGHHH boils my blood), and noticed all sorts of re-edits and scenes cut or using alternate shots and it turned a wonderfully funny film into a less than mediocre film that was hardly a comedy. It was such a disappointed I apologized to my parents because the film we just watched was not the film I watched. So now I am on the lookout for this re-editing bullshit, and I'm going to have no choice in the future, I know it in my bones, that I'm going to have to pirate original cuts of films because I have no idea if a film has been changed/edited/ or whatever from the original cut. I think it's utterly disgusting and egregious and a complete disservice to both the customer who is being bamboozled and the director who's work that is being chopped up/destroyed from its original vision.
@@uniquechannelnamesWell of course that’s happening now. Everything is built to ship, that’s how this works. You only ever get a part of a product, you have to subscribe for them to patch the “bugs”.
I love how the past couple of skits have all turned into deep and engaging psychological thrillers. Andrew you're a genius
“ I just subscribe to every food item” Most bone chilling words😂
Andrew. Thank you for constantly triggering my anxiety. Every time I need to lose a bunch of weight, blow off my job and lay in my bath in the fetal position, you always have my back! Mad respect ✊
Grow up mate, jesus christ
Hahaha that is so funny I literally laughed out loud.
I just stood up and clapped. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 this was the best and most relatable movie I’ve ever seen. Much better than anything Disney and Hollywood have put out lately.
Disney & Hollywood = all PDFiles
Sooo... you are subscribed to Disney+, yes bro?
It's really ironic considering Sony just removed digital content that people bought.
Wait really?
That was crazy, i could not believe it. It makes me think digital media is not the way to go anymore. At least not all eggs.
@@PentaRaus god damn, if "all eggs" ends up being an idiom I'm gonna lose it 😂
@@Broockle dont put all your eggs in one basket
And gaming producers are talking about charging gaming hourly…they really don’t care as long as their shareholders get the illusion of infinite growth.
Humorous, yet serious commentary; the flow from one feeling to the next is seamless. Get my dude a Grammy.
Do... do you know what a Grammy is? Or are you making a joke that I'm taking too literal? Lol
@@zdr7420 Yes, certified tard-re, am I. l.o.l. Honestly was thinking of a Golden Globe. Just went with Grammy and rolled with it.
I love how he progressively sweats more and more as the video goes on 😂😂😂
He taking advantage of that sweating free month he subscribed to
Sweatiest man on UA-cam
@@brackzaffI think Nick Lutsko might be sweatier, but I'd be interested in seeing them compete
I hate the fact he's always dangerously on point.
This would've been a really good video for an ad for that service that unsubscribes you from subscriptions you dont use
$10 referral code, that shit adds up… clear my name 😂😂😂😂
I subscribe purely for the man's raw acting talent. He is spellbinding.
I like how the subscriptions essentially equal a deal with Gaunter O'Dimm.
I cannot express how much I appreciate that character and the series he hails from.
@@wrathofainz he is an enigma, to be sure.
Subscriptions do be like that
It's crazy to me how companies were like "instead of owning anything, how would you like to pay us a little bit forever and have no control over it anymore?" And the general consumer was like "yes please, that sounds perfect."
Because they made it worth our while at first. Basically a lot of these subscriptions were so dirt cheap that you did because it felt like you were losing money if you didn’t.
Some smiley faced woman in media told them too
And then once you get used to the product and its benefits, theyll make it worse and worse until you either comply or stop paying.
They will eventually do this for everything. Your taxes, their education, your medicine.
And then once you cannot pay, they will end the subscripition to your life, because no one stopped them
Subs are fine when its like playing an ever updating mmo or a gym membership kinda deal. Owning even a piece of that is expensive after all. The issue is when you have to sub to things just to use stuff you should own. Like if you are only after a movie you should just purchase a copy for yourself. Not need to subscribe for an entire month just to watch the movie once and then never again because you aren't subbed at months end.
Also it should never be hard to unsub but they somehow get away with making it literally impossible at times. Subscribing to the ongoing development of upkeep of something is fine too. Just not when it gets scummy.
Thank you Andrew for transforming my emotions into a video!! No shit braah you saved my day!!
This sounds like the most realistic dystopian future I've ever heard.
The World Economic Forum literally wants this
What do you mean future? We're in a dystopia right now.
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Future?
The future is now.
I mean…. a mozzarella subscription sounds like something I would totally fall for 🤷🏽♀️
Oh, I’m sure they make it really simple and easy to unsubscribe too lol.
Best subscription I ever did was to this channel, keep it up!
The strong social commentary is what is important, you can't add a subscription to that.
@2:09 "the whole damn periodic table bro" 😂
This should be a multi-part series. I'd even subscribe to it
"You'll own nothing and you'll be happy"
Yeah I legit saw a subscription that organizes and claims to minimize subscriptions 😮
The quick up theme then right back into cosmic horror... Chefs kiss. Beautiful!
The music makes all of his skits hilarious
This was a masterpiece! Funny and get a great point across to make you think.
Dude just going deep in a subscription vortex of despair
Not the "WHOLE DAMN PERIODIC TABLE!" LMAO Andrew you honestly can't miss. 😂
You are insanely funny and talented. Every single one of your vids is its own little masterpiece in my eyes. Thank you for sharing your sense of humor.
Your content rocks man
When you're young, everything's a subscription. When you're old, everything's a prescription...but you have to subscribe for it.
Love all the music and SFX 😂😂😂.
Ending was hilarious
“No, you silly fuck” caught me off guard ngl 😂
My absolute fav thing in all the videos is "wassup" it's such a pivotal turning point with so much in that one phrase
Your shit never fails to brighten my day. Thanks for the laughs, my dude. 😂
Damn we turned fullmetal alchemist towards the end there
And its about to renew.... automatically.... for a year!"
I laughed my ass off man, this does it for me every single time. Thank you for the golden comedy!
This just reminds me that we don't NEED money.. for anything. LIFE is FREE dawg
This is an all time classic.
"Whole damn periodic table bro" I'm fucking gasping for air😂
Thats not a funny sketch, thats the horror movie, life has become. SUBSCRIPTIONS EVERYWHERE
Andrew on Andrew....always a good time.
This is so actually my life right now i started crying regular tears
THIS IS A LEGIT HORROR MOVIE AND I CAN'T 😭
This was the best one yet, it's just perfect.
As a person who has gamepass, I kinda feel this
In my defense tho, I usually don't replay games and the ones I like, I'll just buy lmao
Wait... that means you're already paying for the games you like, and then game pass is just extra money tacked on for shit you don't like............ PHUCK
What ?
I never looked it up, I thought it was something where you paid less, like lots of promotions or something, with free games like epic does. It's cool because it's less expensive than buying all those. There's some sense and I think it's good though it sounds like a scam.
Game pass is like Netflix for video games. Works out because we can play small games we would never buy
@@nmoney000 yeah, the smaller titles are the main draw. There are so many indie games that you can simply start playing on gamepass to see if you like them and if not, no biggie, play something else, and if you like, great another awesome game to play. Or slightly older titles that you may have skipped. E.g. Farcry 6 or the Dead Space remake and a bunch of other EA-titles that tend to come to EAplus (and thus, gamepass) within a year of release.
And in ADDITION you get games like the latest Yakuza, Remnant 2, Lies of Pi almost immediately after release. It's nuts really.
Gamepass completely changed my gaming habits and also my purchasing habbits. Like why would I even consider buying Jedi Survivor if I know it's going to be on gamepass in the next couple month anyway, all patched and good to play?
My PS5 is basically an "exclusive games"-device. Why would I buy ANYTHING but God of War, Spider-Man etc. from Sony when every other relevant game is one gamepass. Only a select few tripple A titles you'll actually have to buy (e.g. Cyberpunk, Elden Ring, upcoming GTA. Those kinds of releases.) if you want to play them but even then gamepass just throws so many games at you that you're never in a rush to play the "latest and greatest" and you can wait for a sale and a bunch of patches.
I wouldn't be surprised if Baldur's Gate 3 came to gamepass the moment Larian has finished their Series S port.
@@AGKyranyou pay your subscription and you get access to all their catalogue, you can pay to own the game at a discount before they take the game off Gamepass but they give you a warning when it comes off a month in advance. It’s alright if you like to play new things regularly and the Microsoft games are day 1 access.
There’s also cloud gaming which is gimmicky and not really worth it if that’s all you want it for.
Next month we're going to be subscribed to something that we can't use and don't need and can never own.
Making the leap from a joke about asparagus to a poignant comment on the everything as a service economy.
Keep doing what you are doing!
I love it when the drama builds up
You have a hilarious and crazy mind! 🤣 Your acting, delivery and editing are simply spectacular.
They say you'll be happy when you won't own anything.
"PFUH!!" Never gets old 😆
Perfect video for "that escalated quickly"
Bro is giving them ideas 💀💀
Black Mirror be hitting different 💀
The most creative and most original creator I follow. Keep it up!
You'll own nothing and you'll be happy.
Hilarious man. Love your content. This was super relatable, but I related the most with the celebate vid.... thet got me too 💀
HUGE problem in music production lately. I have 3 separate subscriptions. If I stop paying, my *save files* will LOSE the instruments and FX.
Hwat? How would they even change your save files, don't you have them locally backed up?
@@kurowkarasu Project plug-ins authenticate with the servers upon loading/while open.
It’s kind of like using an art app with subscriptions for colors. But if you stop paying, anything painted in those colors is erased when loading up.
There’s been some very public pushback against this model. But purchasing a plug-in can be $50-100. By subscribing, you get 100 of them for $20/mo. It’s too tempting.
Just pirate the software
This got dark super quick at the end 🤣 Love it.
"I'm sure they made unsubscribing simple and easy too!" 🤣
This must to be the work of "EVERYTHING! Bagel"...dear gawd he's gone to far!!!
This eerily Feels like the next the Simpson's prediction that's going to come to life sort of thing. 10/10
"I wanted to sign up for the monthly plan but didn't notice it selected the yearly plan."
*Singing voice*
🤣 🤣 💀 omgggg Andrew you are seriously amazing at these skits!!
That shit was literally scurry bro! 😮 . You have a great talent in playing those emotions lol keep it up! 🙏🏻❤️ we are all one
"No you silly fuck" ??
LMAO
The panic and sweating is so accurate. 😂
This was incredible, you're a genius. Top tier sound design as always
"what's happening to me"
"Oh God I can't look"
Forked 😭😭😭
This is an excellent documentary of our current societal culture.
That "PHUCK!", is iconic now. 😎
No 🧢.
"...And we'd like to thank the sponsors of this video, Factor and Hello Fresh!"
man said molecules i knew he was gonna disappear 😂😂😂😂. When all these skits are manifested into the real world... we saw it coming.
You will own nothing, and you will be happy.
Except the happy part
George Carlins… “You will own nothing and be happy” 😢
What if the Thanos Snap was just cancelling everyone's subscription to molecules bro???
Black Mirror got real quiet after this one dropped.
Too good.
We need part 2.
when Andrew's theme kicks in u know shits about to go down
lel… Thx for reminding I needa cancel some shi 🤣 💪
This man cannot miss with these videos
It turned from absurd commercialism into an eldritch horror real quick.
When you realize rent is just a home subscription...
You know shit bout to go down hill when you hear that inquisitive "What's up?"
The sequel to the supplements video we've all been waiting for.
We good homosapien
This is why we need to show companines that we want to own things still, because phone and car companies think they own our products we've purchased and hate it when we alter it or try and fix it ourselves. Like bmw, they have heated seats already installed in the car and tried to get away with a subscription to use the already installed heated seats just to use them, and toyota, they have remote start from the key directly to the car which doesnt access an outside server to start the car, but you need a subscription to remote start it even though its already installed in the car and its from key to car. This stuff is ridiculous.
Andrew ending a comedic banger with a classic PHUCK is like the icing on the cake bruh i cant get enough of it.
A UA-cam video should not make my heart race this much (great job, this was horrifying!)