Guns don't kill people, Bananas do...

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  • @Rickzilla
    @Rickzilla 6 років тому +385

    He just wanted to make sure they get their potassium.

  • @guri__mann
    @guri__mann 6 років тому +186

    John wick killed people with pencils, this guy turns up the notch a bit.

    • @mt718
      @mt718 Рік тому +1

      It's so rigth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @keiranferrier3642
    @keiranferrier3642 4 роки тому +263

    China: India is only sending one soldier? We will crush them!
    The one guy:

  • @cubeman9766
    @cubeman9766 3 роки тому +108

    When you max out your efficiency stat, anything can be a weapon

  • @ryanpaul3221
    @ryanpaul3221 3 роки тому +78

    so this is the guy that trained john wick

  • @forg._.5793
    @forg._.5793 4 роки тому +112

    John wick : i can killed three man with a pencil
    Some random Indian guy: hold my curry

  • @LexonTheDragonGod
    @LexonTheDragonGod 5 років тому +29

    Polpo's worst nightmare

  • @reikokousaka18
    @reikokousaka18 7 місяців тому +7

    Imagine how powerful this guy is if he teams up with John Wick with a pencil and Riddick with a teacup.

  • @lucillecatto2954
    @lucillecatto2954 6 років тому +29

    bananas that act like weapons, has Science gone too far?

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine peeling the banana and having your face split in half and dying from what looked like a normal banana

  • @ChrisDanceMusic
    @ChrisDanceMusic 6 років тому +64

    I know what weapon im using in a street fight

    • @ChrisDanceMusic
      @ChrisDanceMusic 3 роки тому +4

      @Daily Catnip I sure am but many are not after i watched this clip

    • @savage_001
      @savage_001 3 роки тому

      @@ChrisDanceMusic 😂😂😂😂

  • @darthhole6818
    @darthhole6818 8 років тому +123

    That has to be the funniest video I've seen in a long time. Fairly perfect video.

  • @ajdynon
    @ajdynon 2 роки тому +22

    Clearly, they should have taken Master Cleese's course in self defence against fresh fruit.

  • @justallan3826
    @justallan3826 4 роки тому +11

    When you try to battle your bullies at the lunch table.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 2 роки тому +6

    "You should savor your last meal as best you can."

  • @67hernandez
    @67hernandez 3 роки тому +11

    When you unlocked epic skin for knife

  • @philippmuller-litz7588
    @philippmuller-litz7588 6 років тому +57

    this is why i love UA-cam

    • @SpoktiYoutube
      @SpoktiYoutube 6 років тому +1

      Philipp Müller-Litz so you expect to have 9999k likes?? -_-

  • @devjoybanerjee899
    @devjoybanerjee899 3 роки тому +8

    John Wick: I can kill guys with just a pencil.
    Some random policeman: Hold my banana.

  • @tasty2053
    @tasty2053 2 роки тому +3

    that one quiet kid handling the bullies:

  • @kbxct1118
    @kbxct1118 2 роки тому +10

    the way he throws the banana at the end🤣

  • @straightdrive6192
    @straightdrive6192 Рік тому +3

    we all know how sharp a banana is .😂

  • @thecheeseburgertank633
    @thecheeseburgertank633 2 роки тому +3

    "Thank God, he doesn't have any Ammo left"
    John Wick:

  • @obi_oce
    @obi_oce 3 роки тому +8

    this makes me feel like i'm a character from the Matrix

  • @billb207
    @billb207 2 роки тому +2

    "I will now eat the banana, thus disarming him."

  • @shreyassaikia7575
    @shreyassaikia7575 3 роки тому +3

    Knives were invented in 900 ad
    People in 901 ad

  • @steveairport
    @steveairport 4 роки тому +6

    If Weird Al Yankovic directed an action film

  • @blynx12
    @blynx12 3 роки тому +7

    Normal Movies: have logic
    Indian Movies: *we don’t do that here*

    • @savioblanc
      @savioblanc 3 роки тому +1

      In their defence, this movie was actually a parody and was mocking Indian films

  • @fuzzboydom7733
    @fuzzboydom7733 4 роки тому +6

    im crying about 5 mins this is horrbly good

  • @julianpetkov8320
    @julianpetkov8320 Рік тому +3

    Never gets old. 😀😀😀

  • @cloudsleyfalconbridge
    @cloudsleyfalconbridge 6 років тому +8

    Remember in "Shoot'em up" when Clive was killing people with a carrot? No? Well...now you do.

    • @FLxAD
      @FLxAD 4 роки тому

      Cloudsley Falconbridge well if you see closely you find out that carrot is harder than bananna and could be posible to kill someone with it but bananna 😭

    • @cloudsleyfalconbridge
      @cloudsleyfalconbridge 4 роки тому

      @@FLxAD ahhhh

  • @christopherbailey7459
    @christopherbailey7459 3 роки тому +2

    I will never hang up on an Indian telemarketer again

  • @jimmyboy131
    @jimmyboy131 14 днів тому

    This is why movies were invented!

  • @tacoslord838
    @tacoslord838 3 роки тому

    It's so well made

  • @banamalidash6358
    @banamalidash6358 Рік тому +1

    I once saw him killing 3 men with a banana , with a fucking " BANANA !"

  • @joshuabenson6543
    @joshuabenson6543 5 років тому +4

    Obviously, he just wanted to give those people a healthy source of potassium. Bananas do just that!
    🍌

  • @sindobrandnew
    @sindobrandnew 6 років тому +1

    Hmm banana was a destructive weapon, interesting.

  • @bmb0053
    @bmb0053 3 роки тому +1

    When you pay microtransactions

  • @lamekingcontent
    @lamekingcontent 3 роки тому +1

    Looks like John wick got a match.

  • @bruhmoment8108
    @bruhmoment8108 6 років тому +1

    a weapon to surpass metal gear

  • @gursongurson1397
    @gursongurson1397 7 років тому +4

    That Kela was specially designed by DRDO

  • @devastro3778
    @devastro3778 2 роки тому

    Guy took the statement "weapon of choice" Too seriously 🙂

  • @royasturias1784
    @royasturias1784 6 років тому +2

    I was brought here by Aho GIrl, of all things audio-visual.

    • @ahu9150
      @ahu9150 4 роки тому

      go to hell

  • @avaydon7679
    @avaydon7679 3 роки тому +2

    The man in blue: WTF!! what? how? why?

  • @slavinator2727
    @slavinator2727 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine dying to a banana

  • @viper6068
    @viper6068 3 роки тому +1

    A weapon to surpass metal gear

  • @clarimax
    @clarimax 7 місяців тому +1

    I finally found someone who can defeat Chuck Norris

  • @JackRabbit002
    @JackRabbit002 3 роки тому +2

    Wow! Where do the weird people I know and WhatsApp point me too!?
    Plus I'm really not sure if this was suppose to be a serious scene or not.....cause you know the magic of Bollywood! 🤔

  • @kinocchio
    @kinocchio 3 роки тому +1

    Must be a frozen banana

  • @startechcode
    @startechcode 3 роки тому +1

    Watch your manners, with the Nanner!

  • @kashifmd49
    @kashifmd49 4 роки тому

    Father of John Wick...

  • @erbek112
    @erbek112 4 роки тому +1

    Thats explain how a banana killed boromir in Lego

  • @eshaanali6901
    @eshaanali6901 3 роки тому +4

    people say *potassium into 100 hogaya*
    i would say the same😂😂😂😂

  • @godzillainternasionalforce4562

    Seems that is a weapon that crafted to kill and make it look like banana

  • @weswolever7477
    @weswolever7477 2 місяці тому

    Like the carrots in “shoot em up”

  • @grandma4031
    @grandma4031 3 роки тому +1

    My guy has sharpness 69 on his banana

  • @sabeenasabeena5282
    @sabeenasabeena5282 7 місяців тому

    Bro is on God mode

  • @EST283
    @EST283 3 роки тому +1

    That’s why you should always eat your bananas

  • @SaturoGojo
    @SaturoGojo 3 роки тому

    Some random person: drugs won't affect my child
    The child:

  • @rolicery7778
    @rolicery7778 4 роки тому

    Best movie ever haha

  • @Beybladebro824Z
    @Beybladebro824Z Рік тому

    Don’t beat that boy up with a banana!

  • @krishnajotti5794
    @krishnajotti5794 2 роки тому

    Rip logic 2 minutes of silence please

  • @Gary4DLC
    @Gary4DLC 4 роки тому +2

    Get some goddamn potassium!!

  • @katsudom
    @katsudom 3 роки тому +5

    Here from KSI.

  • @sosringdaothaosen3562
    @sosringdaothaosen3562 6 років тому +1

    Mustachio!

  • @josephreagan9545
    @josephreagan9545 Рік тому

    We need common sense banana control now!

  • @Yoyo_beasst
    @Yoyo_beasst 4 роки тому +4

    You guys dont get it , there was a hidden knife inside the banana, hope this justify it out ! 😅 it didn't oh ok 😆

  • @kevinbatan3123
    @kevinbatan3123 3 роки тому +2

    USA: We created the most powerful characters
    Japan: *NO!!!*,*WE CREATED THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTERS!!!*
    India:

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 роки тому +2

      This man could go toe-to-toe with Thanos, Goku and Superman.

    • @kevinbatan3123
      @kevinbatan3123 3 роки тому +1

      @@Takimeko and still win

  • @gamewizard2008
    @gamewizard2008 5 років тому

    Well, this gave me ideas. XD

  • @xaraxen
    @xaraxen 6 років тому +1

    I thought he's gonna eat that

  • @macaronus3032
    @macaronus3032 4 роки тому +3

    India is sending this guy to china

  • @luftwaffle3766
    @luftwaffle3766 2 роки тому

    GOLD EXPERIENCE

  • @Beybladebro824Z
    @Beybladebro824Z Рік тому

    Not a lot of people can say “I’ve killed seven people with a banana. You want to know the truth?”. 😂

  • @Vishu95100
    @Vishu95100 7 років тому +1

    That's just a spoof video, just made to fun the heroisms in Tamil & Telugu films...

  • @azuukinyan
    @azuukinyan 2 роки тому

    Potassium intake any %

  • @faizalpattestationvisa6636
    @faizalpattestationvisa6636 4 роки тому +8

    He could have use his own banana instead of this eating banana . It makes sense though ! 🤣

  • @nuaymumair8141
    @nuaymumair8141 3 роки тому

    if u do same like this in real life, it will turn into disgusting mashed potatoes

  • @crayonman4251
    @crayonman4251 2 роки тому

    Indian Trevor Philips

  • @Tenzinnamgy1996
    @Tenzinnamgy1996 11 місяців тому

    This guy is a superstar is India..

  • @yanski9395
    @yanski9395 25 днів тому

    Banana + haki

  • @desertsandfly2277
    @desertsandfly2277 2 роки тому +1

    DBZ fans: Goku is the strongest character!
    DC fans: No! Superman is the strongest character!
    Indians:

  • @Shawno625
    @Shawno625 3 роки тому +1

    How do you even peel a banana without having to rip the top off

  • @rishibanerjee1038
    @rishibanerjee1038 2 роки тому

    to all girls who say small bananas aint good enough for me.look at the power of ur rejected weapon.

  • @jevfp
    @jevfp 4 роки тому +2

    This is why bananas from india is banned in the states , 😂

  • @RoyGuerrero1904
    @RoyGuerrero1904 3 роки тому +1

    this is funny

  • @elidel3299
    @elidel3299 5 років тому

    it is interesting fact to know

  • @rafterscott
    @rafterscott Рік тому

    Bananife.

  • @666risedeadcult666
    @666risedeadcult666 4 роки тому +2

    Please do not try this at home or irl

  • @KiranKartheep
    @KiranKartheep 2 роки тому

    clam dowm guys. The movie itself is a sarcastic take on other action films in India. You should watch this guys film. The complete fil will be even more fun.

  • @barathraj6708
    @barathraj6708 2 роки тому

    Hare bhaiye, kya movie he?

  • @abidmohidheen1750
    @abidmohidheen1750 3 роки тому

    Hey guys, this is a spoof/parody movie which roasts illogical indian movies. Stop trolling it 🙏🤣

  • @revialter9561
    @revialter9561 4 роки тому

    He is south hero alom

  • @notyourpapi
    @notyourpapi 3 роки тому

    Hope USA won't attack them for having mass destructive weapon. That banana is lethal!

  • @avaydon7679
    @avaydon7679 3 роки тому

    Director on steroids.

  • @saritakaushik8911
    @saritakaushik8911 2 роки тому

    Super comedy

  • @FrogBHD
    @FrogBHD Рік тому +1

    His bounty gonna be over at least 30,000$

  • @ShrikeKach0wski
    @ShrikeKach0wski 3 роки тому

    What movie is this?

  • @techer7074
    @techer7074 6 років тому

    even john wick couldnt do this shit

  • @owned141117
    @owned141117 3 роки тому +1

    Stop banana violence!!!!! Make illegal to own assault bananas

  • @badgerp-chanqueen7707
    @badgerp-chanqueen7707 2 роки тому

    Killer banana

  • @Sahil-gi7cq
    @Sahil-gi7cq 5 років тому

    OSCAR AWARD

  • @kenshi_4697
    @kenshi_4697 3 роки тому

    Pentakill