We hired Rocket League coaches on Fiverr and then challenged them...
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- We wanted to see if these coaches from Fivver were actually legit for help with Rocket League or not. They accepted our challenge...
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Garrett: bit.ly/32TOxYT
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Descend : You know what we should do for the final game? We should-
Garrett : RUMBLE
Fight
WE SHOULD ENTER A CAGE AND WHOEVER GETS OUT ALIVE WINS
@@ruris189 poor little garrett
@@mikem2106 what if garrett is fucking huge
@@mikem2106 bro what if garrett is the most ripped 13 year old youve ever seen
"Who's your favorite RLCS team?"
.....there is one correct answer to this question
You convinced me im switching sides byebye c9
cLoUD 9 bEcAUse oF SqUiShY
Vitality
@@SunlessKhan LOL 😂
@@SunlessKhan squishy do be kinda vibing tho 😳
Hey man, thank you so much for having me in one of your video's! I did not expect this to happen at all
Ehrenmann
BRO WHY DIDNT HE ORDER FROM BENN5719
Yooo it's the best rl coach, cock cap
@@alexfromeyer1599 benn was too busy probably lmao
Get this man to the top sunless
Sunless is literally using the ”Season 12 grand champion” title
This comment has almost 300 likes and no comments so I am adding the seasoning.
I am helping add more seasoning to this beautiful comment
I don't know what am I doing here
@@iLosTz you can be the *lamb sauce*
@@Acquittal I am the *ranch*
Sunless: I am Plat 3
Ingame: *Sunless got the GC title*
HAHAHAHA
Clown
@@michxs. HAHAHA
Human
HAHAHA
Idiot
KKay HAHAHAHA
dickhead
200iq
Sunless: I watch mertzy”
Coach: “Yeah I like him”
Sunless: I don’t
**Mertzy crying in background**
you know sunless binges my videos
MERTZY binges???
@@MERTZY I mean who doesnt?
@@MERTZY ur awesome
@Ibo Cuz stfu
Sunless: You know who both of us are right?
GarretJ: Yeah
Descend: What? o_O
I love ur channel
good comment memer man keep it up
I was too tired to realise that it was them lmao
Descend ur actually sick at rocket league
@@hamza3271 thanks dude! I feel like i should improve a bit more though 😅
12:12
Garrett: “Just post a TikTok, it’s easy”
Sunless: *Laughs
The future is now, old man
B00mer
He hearted my comment
Mom I made it
Tiktok is gayyy.
Thats my opinion so everyone stfu
@@nazfx2648 - agreed
Meola’s Credit Card living in the past i see
Mertzy: Wants to look innocent and nooby
Also Mertzy: Puts Jessie in his profile picture
I actually have Rizzo as profile picture.
Link1 okay...?
@@link1864 I Actually have DJ Costes as my profile picture
Link1 I actually have raccoon as my profile pic
It was the only other picture on my desktop at the time and Descent actually asked me about it.. had to say “I’m a huge fan”.
What I've learned from descend:
- don't be nervous
- go towards the ball on kickoff
- 1v1 helps with 1v1 situations
He should definitely charge premium prices for revealing these pro level secrets...
Emachine I was the 69th like 🙃
@@justgamin4308 I'm 79th
SunlessKhan should pay particular attention to point 2 lol
It’s more than the average fiver coach....
@@justgamin4308 Brother
jesus, garret was actually suprisingly good for how young he was.
mikovich idk when I was 13 I was maybe high plat and now I’m 16 I’m back down to gold 1
Have more time to play and get good when you have no responsibilities in life yet. (not saying this is the case for Garret but many younger kids have a lot more time)
don’t forget most pros are still teenagers
I'm 12. High diamond
It's not hard to be good when you're young, you have freedom of time. I remember being a beat at call of duty in high school. Probably took me like 4months to get good. Rocket league it took me like 2 years because of work and school
3:35, Sunless: "You could be a season 13 GC Mert--- uhh--- MASS"
... What a save!
Saved by the keep up
This savage “good thing cloud 9 is doing well right now”
Didn't age well.
444
Madlad
mertzy: "flick it mark" lmaooo
AFH Solar made me laugh so hard
lmao
"you could be a season 13 gc mer- i mean massimo"
This whole video was realy weird for me because my sir name is Massimo.
@@carlomassimo1467 Lmao
Carlo Massimo 😂😂😂
Carlo Massimo 😂😂😂
Carlo Massimo 😂😂😂
1:54 Hearing how he freaked out was so wholesome
As if he met his RL heroes
El momento del Bruh
@@plasticjake2993 Ôùí
:)
you told him that you were platinum, yet you had a season 12 grand champ title niceeeeeeeeee
Sunless: " Well its a good thing cloud nine is doing well right now"
Me: *dying of laughter*
ThatDolphin266 k don’t know why I found it that funny to lolol
Sunless: Yeah I'm plat 3
Also Sunless: keeps season 12 GC as title
Alternative title : Sunless Finds out Mertzy's War Crimes
lmaooo
8:27 he said i payed someone to boost me while the other dudes name is exactly that
I love how fast garrett caught on and played along, especially when it came to that joke about seeing you at RLCS. "Maybe he just met a guy named Mark?" Mertzy LMFAO.
Absolutely brilliant kid, I know plenty of adults who are about 10x as dense.
lol maybe
Wait wait wait, you go Towards the ball on kickoffs?! F-me I've been doing it wrong my whole life. Thanks coach
scoring yourself into the other team's goal isn't right? for fuck's sake
You are welcome B)
@@DescendDab lol thanks. It's easy to make fun, but you did an awesome job and I woulda said about a hundred sillier things.
@@Ben-uk5zr thanks man!
“yea i saw you at rlcs”- garrett “um you saw me?”- sunless “thats a little creepy dude”-mertzy literally the best exchange of the video LMAOO
time?
OkCool 13:00
@@tinibabigames4540 thanks, you are my mvp
"How do you know what I look like?" "I don't know, I just do." I was cracking up.
Lol
That kids reaction shredded my eardrums beyond repair
Sorry
@@glizzygary its fine it was funny
@@toastonthecoast8881 lol
Garrett: remember rule number 1 keep the ball up
Sunless: that's not rule number one
SARPBC Veterans: ...
golden yeah as soon as he said that my respect went up for him by a ton, despite him being like 8 when rocket league came out he knows the way.
Keep the ball up is the first rule of rocket league and don't break a head to head lock is rule #1
@@TopDogRL it was is and always will be. i kinda lost repct for him when he said that, but yet gained some. i like that kid.
U know ur early when the title has "fivver" in it
XD
true
Gianluca Privitelli hahaha oh sunless
XD
Was looking for this comment
No one:
Mertzy: *“OOOOH FLICK THAT MARK!”*
Sunless: when i'm in the mood i watch mertzy
Garret: oh yeah i like mertzy
Sunless: i don't
😂😂😂😂
LOOOOOL I LOVE THAT DUDES REACTION
didn't know you play Rocket League
Why does cheetah have like no likes??
Finally a verified with no likes, probably not for long tho
What i learned from this video:
Jstn got some girls Numbers.
Afonso Kiko wdym
crythaul 21 u gotta watch the whole video
crythaul 21 watch the video
Best coach tip in this vid.
JSTN jst gt snitchd.
When the kid said that i was dying lmao 😂😂😂
I'm done, he hovered over my coaching :(
Shooty Ez Oof size mega, f to pay respects.
F
F
F
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"and then your hands sweat" killed me 😂
Video: has been peaceful
Mertzy: I jUsT sCaMmEd A kId lAsT wEeK
7:16 I genuinely spit my water out
MY NAME IS.CARLO MASSIMO, WTF IS THIS.
(Thanks for putting my name in).
Illuminati confirmed 0.o
@Rylee Ferguson but there's no point for that much effort
@Rylee Ferguson but for creating a new account you firstly need to create an email, and only after that an actual account
but it kinda takes pretty long, like 10 mins at minimum
it's much easier to just change your nickname
or well, it's also can be true
@@ineonfox4787 you're godamn slow then
Personally I'm too lazy lmao
I lost it when Mertzy said "I did pay someone to boost me aswell"
Sunless: You know mass is Mertzy right?
Descend: Hello, oh shit dude
This is the most wholesome rocket league video ever!
His screams are pure gold. Reminded me of my 13 yr ol friend who acts exactly the same way.
Annoying at times, but i finally have come to appreciate his energy a bit more.
Also reminded me of my other 13 yr old tmmte who can hit double flippin flip resets what is this gane
You better be like, 14. And in any case, you're no better than them
Mertzy casually scamming kids and paying to get boosted lul.
“On the kickoff, you have to drive toward the ball”
sunless: chill talking
13 year old: **hamster squeaking**
Sunless: pls coach me on my kickoff
"So if you do the kickoff you basically want to go towards the ball"
😂😂😂😂
Sunless:”So 1v1 helps in 1v1 situations?”
Both:YES!😂😂😂
Descend is hilariously oblivious
13:21 bruh I love this guy he's too funny
That's my purse! I don't know you!
IKR
That's a gamer right there
Takumi is OP a man of culture you are
Sunless: Oh, you were in Newark?
Kid: NeW yOrK
i forgot lol
Hey man thanks for the laugh. When you said "1v1 helps you in 1v1 situations?.." I spit out my coffee when the kid said "yea".
Dude this is the most wholesome video ever. I love it when little kids like Garrett are featured in these, and not to mention he KILLED it at the game!
I really apreciate the oppertunity
Well, it took me some time to find that comment !
What rank are you now?
Sunless: we need to make a fake persona my person will be mark
Mertzy: my person will be pure evil
Descend: Loves doing fakes
Also Descend: Gets faked by Sunless and Mertzy
Lmaooo what the 2nd coach's pfp is just perfect
Yoo that was me :)
5:49 "ant then your hands sweat" i feel you bro haha :D
New title “I hire some fiver coaches to hang out while playing rocket league”
Sunless was using the “Season 12 GC” title.
Talk about a GC stuck in plat lol
“And then your hands sweat” in that little voice im dead
lol
That kid screeching into his mic when he found out it was you is the happiest I have ever been getting my ears blown out 😂
Are we not going to talk about how Garret, the 13 year old, kept his cool for all that time, what a bright future he has
OMG when Sunless asked about his pfp and Descend was dodging the answer and I just sit here and look at his [LOLI] before his name LMAO
Video was too wholesome, especially Garrett. Loved it 11/10.
Pro fortnite coach: Mertzy I like him.
Sunless: I don’t
“Yeah i met you” “how do you know what i look like?” “I dont know i just know” 😂
Are you kidding me with this timing like holy damn?!
?
r/lostredditors ecks dee
?
?
Even Keanu Reeves doesnt know what are you talking about
"ahh no work today. ill watch some sunless while i dirnk my morning coffee"
13 years old starts squeeling, almost giving me a seizure.
"mmm maybe later..."
That fist kid is probably the worst squeaky and annoying kid in the soul reason that he still plays Fortnite.
12:19 My respect for Garrett just increased by 1 million percent
ayyyy
Things I learned from this video:
• With kickoffs just aim for the ball
Descend had the most Dutch accent ever, love it
Ja ik wil er wel aan gaan werken want het klinkt vreselijk xD
@@DescendDab nee joh klinkt goed
Descend Hahahaha lekker man
Your videos are SO FUCKING WHOLESOME SUNLESS!! Jeez, u had me tearing up when u could hear the joy in the kids voice! 10/10
You should do a, “we hired a rocket league coach then deranked and told him he was trash”. Obviously telling them it was a prank afterwards but it would be really funny.
Benjamin Chatterton you made my day
Pretty harsh dude! Savage
I love the way sunless was freaking out about 100 ping and i average out at 700 ping
6:41 Lol this was so good it seemed scripted
1:30
“I will turn you into a rocket league pro”
*Shows a Bronze Car*
“...Seems legit.”
I died 😂
I see the title and just am thinking “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!”
12:49 “Garrett’s popping off”
2-0
12:51: 2-3
Sunlesskhan: I skip over goals here
I dunno if there's more Dutch people watching, but to me it really sounded like one of that coaches was Dutch bc of his accent.
Yea im dutch lmao
@@DescendDab haha ik wist het lekker neef
@@DescendDab Lekker Gerrit
hij is zoiezo nederlands
@@DescendDab held
Bro the similarity in your voice and Seth Rogens is insane, like i changed back to back videos of you and Seth talking and its insane. Love your videos too!
Bro I actually know descend, crazy that he got picked for this video lmao
@@DescendDab lol
Sunless: that’s like the nrg bump, you know?
Garret: yah like when yah…
Sunless: yah
2:50 first time Mertzy actually does a good save
😂😂😂
Sunless getting a little savage with those passive aggressive comments. Dude had me laughing a few times
Decend is definitly dutch cuz of his accent I just know it
Klinkt eerder Duits
Ik ben inderdaad nederlands lmao
Ja haha
Same
@@DescendDab ahahaha lekker mam
I love how Sunless talks about Descend‘s Monogatari Discord Profile Pic but not about the in-Game Nagatoro Profile Pic, the LOLI tag or Soccer-Senpai title 😂
11:53 nobody going to talk about sunless joke?
Sunless: Oh you were in New Irk?
Garret: New York
Sunless: New Irk, yeah yeah
WaIt wAiT
*_-omGoMgOmgomgOmG-_*
I've been holding this video idea out because I didn't know if it would work but let's give it a go.
Basically, give a GC from like your discord or twitter or whatever enough time to look at how a bronze-silver player plays like. Then, get 4 bronzes as well as 3 more and the 1 GC (so 8) but the GC has to blend in with all the bronzes. At the end of the game, Sunless and someone else or just everyone in the match has to try and guess who the GC is, if the GC goes undetected they gain a point if at least 2 people guess the GC the bronzes get a point. Sort of like the player trying to blend in with the bots, but now it's bots knowing a bit more than the AI I suppose.
Anyways, love your videos, hope to see if you take some sort of note on this.
If you posted this like 15 minutes ago I could have watched it but I have class
By "... but I have class", do you mean "I have education to attend", or "I'm better than this"?
Joe Chapman BOTH
Stop being a nerd and watch it
"Can you guys coach me on my kickoff" "Yeah so basically you have to go towards the ball"
The 13 year old was so cool!!
ayyyy
6:37 love the holding back laughter in the background
You get what you pay for I guess.
These coaches are pretty nooby.
Even in rocket league ! This is ridiculous i see you in E V E R Y F C K I N G video
Who cares if the they are good or not it was still a good video
They beat two solid gc's in a 2 V 2. GC is top ~0.2% of all players. That is the complete opposite of nooby and pretty well qualifies them to coach 99+% of Rocket league players.
Sunless: 1v1 helps you with 1v1 situations?
Coaches: Yeah
...
I love that kid tho he is cute haha.
Nickelemeus nonce
@@wrxckk loser
@@FlashAsh haha :D
thx
@@glizzygary Haha np
I hope Garret gets tons of people asking for him! That kid for 13 years old stayed fairly calm and played along. Props to both the coaches though.
Descend has a loli clan tag, you know he's a weeb
Ikr
Descend yoooo lmao
Got real lucky that those two were actually funny lmao good video
First
magin
Garret: “I don’t feel my ping dying”
Me: *plays on 100 ping every day”