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  • @DevilArtemis
    @DevilArtemis  2 роки тому +2561

    60FPS!?!?
    Like the video and subscribe if you can ;D

    • @Zyptic
      @Zyptic 2 роки тому +10

      Yes

    • @jacobvanausdeln1696
      @jacobvanausdeln1696 2 роки тому +5

      I don’t play n64 sorry can’t view

    • @anubis20049999
      @anubis20049999 2 роки тому +3

      There was a lil glitch there during the firing scene that wacked out the graphics for a few sec.. but other than that dope video

    • @Future.trunks.549
      @Future.trunks.549 2 роки тому +11

      Insert (zarbon moan)

    • @abysmalinsomniac6418
      @abysmalinsomniac6418 2 роки тому +3

      Using the good old halo 2 soundtrack

  • @MerlinCross13
    @MerlinCross13 2 роки тому +2786

    That fact we see Master Chief acknowledge AND USE the wonky physics of his own game to get up to the ship was perfect.

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 2 роки тому +124

      if any ol spartan were to do that they'd blow up
      But this is the goddamn master chief

    • @FreedomAndPeaceOnly
      @FreedomAndPeaceOnly 2 роки тому +30

      I played only Halo1.
      Were those physics still in the later games? :D

    • @peterb8904
      @peterb8904 2 роки тому +12

      @@FreedomAndPeaceOnly watch mini blitz

    • @FreedomAndPeaceOnly
      @FreedomAndPeaceOnly 2 роки тому +5

      @@peterb8904 "Mint Blitz" ! :D
      I watched and found this one right of the bat ^_^
      */watch?v=9FWvYhTuYmI*
      ( ^ replace url. :P )
      Man that is brilliant.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 2 роки тому +3

      They knew Vader was back.

  • @mobsterlicous
    @mobsterlicous 2 роки тому +6741

    this man gave Chief more respect then Paramount ever could. My hat is off to you sir, king of kings

    • @bobbywalker2980
      @bobbywalker2980 2 роки тому +93

      True comment 👍👌👏no other response needed clap 👏 👌👍

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon 2 роки тому +201

      Paramount? This did The Chief more respect than 343 Industries does.

    • @kyleedwards6026
      @kyleedwards6026 2 роки тому +34

      This comment deserves a Heart

    • @Shadow-ft6yu
      @Shadow-ft6yu 2 роки тому +34

      Damn right he gave him more respect

    • @astinkytaco
      @astinkytaco 2 роки тому +25

      Holy s***t that was good

  • @ThePrimeOne
    @ThePrimeOne 2 роки тому +382

    “That is not a man Shallot, That’s the fucking Master Chief.”
    You’re goddamn fucking right!

  • @calcetinsock3147
    @calcetinsock3147 2 роки тому +1733

    "Did he just-?!"
    "Yes, yes he fucking did"
    I feel like there's no better way to express how much of a badass Chief is than that

    • @the-wanderer111
      @the-wanderer111 2 роки тому +41

      So badass that he defies physics.

    • @lowkeyimloki8741
      @lowkeyimloki8741 2 роки тому +37

      @@the-wanderer111 and death. And the dark side of the force apparently.

    • @dimitrimorisset566
      @dimitrimorisset566 2 роки тому +7

      Nothing but appreciation from seeing a badass at work

    • @acraftyhuragok7586
      @acraftyhuragok7586 2 роки тому +12

      This Master Chief undstood fall damage is fake and vehicles are invincible and would put speed runners and pro's to shame.

    • @ShaneDouglas713
      @ShaneDouglas713 2 роки тому

      FACTS

  • @Hawkcam1996
    @Hawkcam1996 2 роки тому +740

    “That is not a man, Shallot. That is the f^€king Master Chief”
    Best line in the whole video🤣

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 4 місяці тому

      I dunno the “Yes, yes he fucking did” was pretty awesome as well. 😂

  • @legendsofmichael4315
    @legendsofmichael4315 2 роки тому +925

    I love how it's implied that the fight between Vader and Master Chief was implied to be so one-sided that it happened off screen.

    • @JakenBake-JP
      @JakenBake-JP 2 роки тому +53

      They couldn't come up with a way to seem plausible for Chief to beat Vader on screen. That's my take anyway.

    • @legendsofmichael4315
      @legendsofmichael4315 2 роки тому +133

      @@JakenBake-JP I think you're unfamiliar with this universe's logic.
      1: Punching
      2: There was an entire story arc on how guns were the universe's most OP weapons.

    • @zanewolfe9754
      @zanewolfe9754 2 роки тому +4

      @@JakenBake-JP Yep

    • @HALOGUNNYSGT
      @HALOGUNNYSGT 2 роки тому +87

      @@JakenBake-JP in terms of a physical fight with weapons, Master Chief would win hands down. It's in the lore that Mandalorians used "slug throwers" aka regular guns to fight jedi because when jedi would try to block their shots it would just throw molten medal/fragmented metal to them. They can't block them like they can blaster bolts.

    • @TexMeta
      @TexMeta 2 роки тому +14

      Budget shortage, too expensive

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +642

    Fun Fact: Because Masterchief loots his enemies, he now has a Lightsaber.

    • @nicholashernandez4611
      @nicholashernandez4611 2 роки тому +50

      Best. News. EVER!

    • @shadowslayer591
      @shadowslayer591 2 роки тому +47

      Lightsaber in one had energy sword in the other he's now ready for some melee mayhem

    • @Torlik11
      @Torlik11 2 роки тому +21

      He can't pick it up at the moment, lightsabers won't be available until the sequel

    • @jokairou489
      @jokairou489 2 роки тому +22

      Depending on the lightsaber, he wouldn't even be able to turn it on though. In both canon and legends continuity, many Jedi and Sith make their lightsabers with an internal switch to memorize and turn on with the force.
      Knowing Master Chief though, he'll get lucky, because, well, he's Master Chief. lol

    • @mayhemdiscordchaosohmy573
      @mayhemdiscordchaosohmy573 2 роки тому +4

      @@jokairou489 Hack! BAN! **BONK!*

  • @phantom2544
    @phantom2544 2 роки тому +2129

    Can we all agree that Master Chief is a literal badass

  • @logananderson4600
    @logananderson4600 2 роки тому +1036

    This man just created a more faithful masterchief in 3 minutes than Paramount did in a whole season. Beautiful

    • @Meatpieeater
      @Meatpieeater Рік тому +4

      I agree

    • @thomasvogel1696
      @thomasvogel1696 Рік тому +1

      The paramount show was fantastic

    • @michaelwhite7378
      @michaelwhite7378 8 місяців тому +9

      @@thomasvogel1696your entitled to your opinion

    • @michaelwhite7378
      @michaelwhite7378 8 місяців тому +11

      @@thomasvogel1696 it your opinion is still wrong regardless

    • @alexanderren1097
      @alexanderren1097 8 місяців тому +4

      @@thomasvogel1696good for you you’re wrong!

  • @godofdank9337
    @godofdank9337 2 роки тому +938

    It is confirmed: it's the perfect soldier.

    • @Kurama420
      @Kurama420 2 роки тому +20

      Escanor: WHO DECIDED THAT?
      *Proceed to be shirtless while posing*

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore 2 роки тому +4

      Boss? Wait, no. That isn't Big Boss. What kind of game are you playing here?

    • @The_Lolatron_
      @The_Lolatron_ 2 роки тому +2

      The perfect soldier... is Soldier.

    • @TerrenceMcGinnis
      @TerrenceMcGinnis 2 роки тому +1

      @Randy Ainsworth This man knows what's up.

    • @____________838
      @____________838 2 роки тому +1

      @Randy Ainsworth Doom Guy is a marine. Different beast.

  • @KageHiroki
    @KageHiroki 2 роки тому +844

    Imagine Master Chief saving a Green Frog from Darth Vader still being a better plot than what a multimillion dollar funded online streaming service could produce.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 роки тому +47

      The power of simplicity mixed with lore knowledge and respect.

    • @BTM6709
      @BTM6709 2 роки тому +14

      I would invest my money's in this

    • @mrwolf6056
      @mrwolf6056 2 роки тому +7

      Don’t have to imagine it

    • @mattdarrock666
      @mattdarrock666 2 роки тому +4

      Dude! It just happened!

    • @Dont_care_4_U
      @Dont_care_4_U 2 роки тому +4

      I don’t need to imagine it when it’s real

  • @wrathshorts2894
    @wrathshorts2894 2 роки тому +435

    How in the HELL can some guy on the internet do a better job, with not even three minutes of footage, than a multi million dollar studio can do with several episodes?

    • @ORIGINALFBI
      @ORIGINALFBI 2 роки тому +51

      Because this one man actually cares and is not just doing it for the money

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 2 роки тому +28

      Not to mention he understands the spirit of the game more than a bunch of money grubbing sausage-fingers on a star-blinded ivory mountaintop who probably got their collective knowledge of Halo from the "Cortana's in my head calling me a studmuffin" meme

    • @wrathshorts2894
      @wrathshorts2894 2 роки тому +10

      @@MelodyofDarkness0001 I think you're over selling them. I doubt they have ever seen a meme.

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 2 роки тому

      @@wrathshorts2894 Someone got a senzu for that nasty little number?

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 2 роки тому +8

      @@wrathshorts2894 Composer? Didact? Guardians? John get your head on straight! We need to give the Covenant back their bomb!

  • @gabeskai
    @gabeskai 2 роки тому +569

    In about two minutes DevilArtemis gave us more Master Chief than Paramount could bother to give in Nine hours

    • @shadowdragon7347
      @shadowdragon7347 2 роки тому +28

      bruh i swear in the show they had to make excuses just to have him put the helmet on. but in the games they still have yet to find an excuse for him to take it off😂

    • @Bos187
      @Bos187 2 роки тому +29

      and the worst part is, from what little action they gave us, they CAN actually do it.
      They just didn't...
      I'm not mad, I'm disappointed
      EDIT: who am I kidding, I'm mad as hell

    • @yoigotme
      @yoigotme 2 роки тому +5

      Wait really

    • @Inaros404
      @Inaros404 2 роки тому +3

      AND HE DIDNTEVEN NEED TO SHOW US HIS FACE

    • @jokairou489
      @jokairou489 2 роки тому +3

      @@shadowdragon7347 343 showed Master Chief's face after removing his helmet in the original version of Halo 4. They obviously edited that out of the MCC version because of overwhelming criticism and some very toxic backlash shortly after the original's release.

  • @jeremychaffin3733
    @jeremychaffin3733 2 роки тому +334

    "That is not a man Shallot, that's the fuckin Master Chief."
    You know you're more than a legend, when Perfect Cell pays you your dues.

  • @TNRFriskXIII
    @TNRFriskXIII 2 роки тому +44

    Mission Accomplished
    your f*uckin right
    DevilArtemis you're a Legend

  • @clanbob
    @clanbob 2 роки тому +1522

    This was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. High Frame Rate, Lore Accurate Master Chief and a guy just one day short of retirement?! What more could we ask for?

    • @goldendragoification
      @goldendragoification 2 роки тому +39

      No no no, even worse 4 minutes and some change from retirement

    • @Krumtum09
      @Krumtum09 2 роки тому +16

      R.I.P for that trooper who was minutes away from retirement

    • @jamesonweimann4720
      @jamesonweimann4720 2 роки тому +4

      It would have been funnier if the trooper was just as about to punch out or leave

    • @astinkytaco
      @astinkytaco 2 роки тому +5

      Why do people in green have to be such badass examples: cell, broly, doom slayer, and master chief (those who all I can think of)

    • @jeremiahbristow7609
      @jeremiahbristow7609 2 роки тому +4

      @@astinkytaco Martian Manhunter, Hal Jordan, Green Lantern Batman

  • @supernoob257
    @supernoob257 2 роки тому +475

    The amount of Pure Respect given to The Master Chief in this is god tier

    • @anthonyshedd6411
      @anthonyshedd6411 2 роки тому +11

      This is how both the Emperor and Darth Vader ended up stuck in the Devil Artemis Universe

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 2 роки тому +12

      How come a comedic 1-2 minutes video was more respectful to him than the show that created master cheeks.

  • @codybeckus2652
    @codybeckus2652 2 роки тому +69

    Even Cell knows to respect the Master Chief.

  • @josephsharp6221
    @josephsharp6221 2 роки тому +399

    Master Chief is such a BADASS! Please bring him back for future episodes.

    • @JustKindaBoredUKno
      @JustKindaBoredUKno 2 роки тому +3

      Pleeeease more chief, love that cell respects him

    • @VorxDargo
      @VorxDargo 2 роки тому +1

      @@JustKindaBoredUKno You either respect the Chief or you face the Chief.

    • @RyanHayes1984
      @RyanHayes1984 2 роки тому

      @@VorxDargo i choose Respect 🫡

  • @Spider-Deku
    @Spider-Deku 2 роки тому +740

    Notice that the title says “Perfect Soldier”. That means that Cell actually has respect for this man and think of him as the Perfect Soldier”

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 2 роки тому +62

      After that successful mission, was there ever any doubt?

    • @michaelm3461
      @michaelm3461 2 роки тому +64

      He's not the Perfect Soldier, that's the fucking Master Chief.

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 2 роки тому +18

      @@michaelm3461 You say that as if they are not the same thing.

    • @KalicoKal
      @KalicoKal 2 роки тому +14

      @@coachlombardi9657 not even the perfect soldier has chief levels of perfect luck

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 2 роки тому +5

      "Perfect" is not for cell. but more for the series. you well get what I mean when you run into EPs that has "Perfect" in the name. half of the time is more of a joke.

  • @Saito_Daemon
    @Saito_Daemon 2 роки тому +41

    Kinda wanted to see Shallot's face after realizing how much he underestimated Master Chief as well as Cell's satisfied smile for knowing Master Chief had everything under control

  • @SlavMarine
    @SlavMarine 2 роки тому +205

    Rare time(if not the first time) I see Cell genuinely and openly giving his respect to someone.
    And on top of it, it's Master Chief.
    11/10

    • @jacobgraemoor5778
      @jacobgraemoor5778 2 роки тому +21

      12/10 for that rocking halo music.

    • @fanofmetal1
      @fanofmetal1 2 роки тому +15

      13/10 for implying that chief can take down Darth Vader as easily as a Grunt.

    • @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011
      @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011 2 роки тому +11

      14/10 for Shallot not knowing any better, but finding out

    • @djduncan956
      @djduncan956 2 роки тому +12

      15/10 for how Master Chief busted into the Star Destroyer.

    • @RayneOP
      @RayneOP 2 роки тому +10

      @@djduncan956 16/10 Thats the Fucking Master chief

  • @jasontownsel2132
    @jasontownsel2132 2 роки тому +153

    "THAT'S NOT A MAN SHALLOT, THAT'S THE F'N MASTER CHIEF!"

  • @Nymphaea01
    @Nymphaea01 2 роки тому +78

    The amount of respect you gave the Master Chief in three minutes is more than Paramount will ever give him in three years

  • @markmorales7958
    @markmorales7958 2 роки тому +176

    Wow, the DAU has Chief be more like himself than what Paramount did in its own show…

    • @alastor-yw7og
      @alastor-yw7og 2 роки тому +4

      And more respect then what 343 and microsoft have him and the franchise

  • @IceBlueEyesX
    @IceBlueEyesX 2 роки тому +627

    Okay, so...can we just take a moment to appreciate that Cell has Master Chief on speed-dial, AND he's willing to go along with his requests?
    ...I really love this video, man.

    • @atrane365
      @atrane365 2 роки тому +16

      They probably work on a favor system

    • @TheLuconic
      @TheLuconic 2 роки тому +18

      Finally someone mentioned Cells friendship with master chief. I thought that was gonna pass by. But then again, they both are perfect. Guess it was inevitable. Also green.

    • @badzilla1173
      @badzilla1173 2 роки тому +15

      @@TheLuconic Big green guys always have other big green guys on speed dial. It's like...... nature.

    • @The-Last-Prime
      @The-Last-Prime 2 роки тому +4

      The Chief has done some crazy shit in his time, so I'm sure he and Cell would get along just fine.

    • @charizardAnthony94
      @charizardAnthony94 2 роки тому +4

      Real recognizes real

  • @archwillrole1116
    @archwillrole1116 2 роки тому +42

    0:21 When the cape is the one thing stopping them from accusing Black Manta

  • @SomeBloke420
    @SomeBloke420 2 роки тому +246

    "That is not a man, Shallot. That's the fucking Master Chief."
    Respect.

    • @inxus9040
      @inxus9040 2 роки тому +12

      Missed a good opportunity say "That is not a man, Shallot. He's a fucking demon."

    • @tempesthenderson8501
      @tempesthenderson8501 2 роки тому +9

      117th like for John 117

  • @elliottreed5283
    @elliottreed5283 2 роки тому +685

    Giving Chief more respect than 343 or Paramount ever could or did. He's not just some man, he's the fucking Master Chief.

    • @philswift8793
      @philswift8793 2 роки тому +34

      343 has never really disrespected Chief. that was Paramount. 343 added some genuine depth to him in 4 and Infinite, the TV show just did that, but shittier.

    • @Taios87entertainment
      @Taios87entertainment 2 роки тому

      no. he is not just the fucking master chief. He's the most badass soldier in the fucking multiverse. for he is THEE Master motherfucking chief

    • @thelvadam90
      @thelvadam90 2 роки тому +2

      @@philswift8793 true.

    • @conducktorwhirlwarstartera5055
      @conducktorwhirlwarstartera5055 2 роки тому +9

      @@philswift8793 You're right, they just disrepected the entire pre established lore of everything else in the halo universe. fuck 343 and paramount.

    • @philswift8793
      @philswift8793 2 роки тому +3

      @@conducktorwhirlwarstartera5055 Paramount did this shit. 343 had nothing to do with the production and writing.

  • @D-OveRMinD
    @D-OveRMinD 2 роки тому +108

    Mother of god...everything about this was top tier. From the ultra high quality animations to the shredding guitar to the bay-splosions to the close up of kermit's ass at the end. I say old chap, your best work yet.

    • @epicdillweed
      @epicdillweed 2 роки тому +1

      Did you just reference Michael Bay splosion?? I think we are friends now lol

  • @jaimegaitan954
    @jaimegaitan954 2 роки тому +245

    I never knew that I would laugh so damn hard at the damn warthog spinning like that to a destroyer no less. DA thank you for that

  • @AshtonFrostDiamond
    @AshtonFrostDiamond 2 роки тому +161

    We NEED Master Chief as a recurring character

  • @jakenaso7771
    @jakenaso7771 2 роки тому +45

    Thank you for giving Chief the respect he deserves

  • @samhouston9162
    @samhouston9162 2 роки тому +129

    This is the most badass thing you've ever made
    I require more

  • @vonrtebates58732
    @vonrtebates58732 2 роки тому +327

    1:40 THIS. IS. PURE. BADASS RIGHT THERE!!!😎 Good call on the Master Chief from the Spartan Series, Cell.

    • @jonathan4158
      @jonathan4158 2 роки тому +18

      And for that Stormtrooper. First rule: never mention when your retirement is. It always get people killed when they're about to retire until the last moment.

  • @Duarte43
    @Duarte43 2 роки тому +39

    2:09 Badass, no other way to put it

  • @RNJesusVtuber
    @RNJesusVtuber 2 роки тому +187

    And I say unto you:
    "Is everyone that Cell likes green?"

  • @RyukenAtrineas
    @RyukenAtrineas 2 роки тому +264

    Cell is actually a genius in this one. Is he the perfect being and could no doubt rescue Kermit? Sure. But why not behold the spectacle of the Master Chief at work? Perfect plan!

  • @surgeonsergio6839
    @surgeonsergio6839 2 роки тому +4

    Wow, he really did murder everything and everyone and looked badass while doing it!

  • @christiankirby8092
    @christiankirby8092 2 роки тому +155

    The justice we all needed and deserved for Master Chief. Thank you DevilArtemis. You are a legend.

  • @ChouRaiyuki
    @ChouRaiyuki 2 роки тому +519

    I love how this is a 100% accurate depiction of Halo Speedrunning.
    Using explosives to launch ourselves places? Check
    Speedily killing everything to progress to the next trigger? Check
    Harming allies to cut off their dialogue? Check.
    All that's missing is killing our allies for more grenades and then you've got everything

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 Рік тому +19

      I love how the warthog even spins *just* right like it does in the games

    • @Dream179Legacy
      @Dream179Legacy Рік тому

      But where can I find these speedrun moves in Halo, I’m been trying find it, but I wasn’t able too?

    • @Rayload
      @Rayload Рік тому

      ​@@Dream179Legacyhappens a lot in halo ce speedrunning

  • @williamwray2522
    @williamwray2522 2 роки тому +3

    This put the biggest stupid smile on my face
    Thank you for the work you do

  • @mysteryman489
    @mysteryman489 2 роки тому +145

    Fun fact: Lightsabers, while really good at deflecting blaster shots, can't deflect metal slugs, instead turning them into super-heated shrapnel. That's how the mandolorians fought the jedi-mando war

    • @Ryzen776
      @Ryzen776 2 роки тому +23

      That's why the shotgun is the most powerful weapon in the universe. Even Jedi fear it.

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 2 роки тому +17

      to be perfectly honest though I think Vader could literally just stop the bullet with the force.

    • @huntersw2
      @huntersw2 2 роки тому +3

      @@mwperk02 nas he would force choke chief

    • @AgntFL
      @AgntFL 2 роки тому +12

      The Mandalorians actually lost their war with the Jedi, but you got the rest right

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 2 роки тому +10

      @@AgntFL Because of a third party involving themselves and smashing apart their forces, along with the Sith and part of the Jedi as well. Revan gave no fucks.

  • @jonathanalvarez7793
    @jonathanalvarez7793 2 роки тому +109

    A moment of silence for the clone who didn't make it to retirement.......
    Thank you..

    • @offcentered9657
      @offcentered9657 2 роки тому +4

      Rip

    • @jonathanalvarez7793
      @jonathanalvarez7793 2 роки тому +2

      @@offcentered9657 yup

    • @redcrewmate927
      @redcrewmate927 2 роки тому +5

      Clone?

    • @masaruten
      @masaruten 2 роки тому +5

      I thought they stopped using clone troopers before a new hope?

    • @notshockwavedemon7543
      @notshockwavedemon7543 2 роки тому +4

      Stormtroopers are a combination of Clones that were once Clone Troopers
      Some Stormtroopers are not Clones though. But a lotta Clone Troopers were integrated into the Stormtroopers.

  • @Archangelneos
    @Archangelneos 2 роки тому +17

    The one and only Master Chief that can never be replaced.

  • @haas1049
    @haas1049 2 роки тому +55

    The way the warthog flies is so accurate lmao

  • @FinalKamehameha44
    @FinalKamehameha44 2 роки тому +60

    This wasn't a rescue mission this was just Cell educating Shallot on the sheer badassery of Master Chief

  • @soccerric1030
    @soccerric1030 2 роки тому +274

    That was positively enrapturing. The suspenseful build up, the camera angle of Master Chief blowing up the wall and slaughtering the storm troopers with the energy sword, absolutely flawless. Plus the halo 2 theme? At least I think that's the one with the sick guitar solo, it was so damn nostalgic. Thanks for playing that through to the end of the video. It's easy to tell you grew up with Halo, because you paid some serious respect and homage to Halo.

    • @gslush19
      @gslush19 2 роки тому +6

      The electric guitar version is from Halo 2, so you're correct.

    • @rubenoctave4156
      @rubenoctave4156 2 роки тому

      @@gslush19 I swear I heard it in combat evolve

  • @wizrad2099
    @wizrad2099 2 роки тому +226

    Depending on how dead Kermit is at the end there, technically Master Chief's mission was "Go up there and kill everyone in your path, and look badass while doing it." Cell, I didn't hear anything about rescuing a frog or bringing him back alive. In fact, I'd sooner argue that Kermit was technically in Chief's path.

    • @charlesdemarest1171
      @charlesdemarest1171 2 роки тому +14

      Perhaps, but wouldn't his path end at Kermit? Thus not putting him IN the path?

    • @trans_girl_the_meme_lord
      @trans_girl_the_meme_lord 2 роки тому +11

      Master chief:*murders everyone and sees kermit*
      Kermit:*is in his path*
      Master chief: time to die Kermit your in my way!
      XD

    • @wizrad2099
      @wizrad2099 2 роки тому +7

      @@charlesdemarest1171 Technically, Kermit was not actually part of the orders. Kermit was in the path.

    • @matthewramoszuniga2889
      @matthewramoszuniga2889 2 роки тому +8

      Wait, Cell said, “We have a hostage situation,” right? So I think Master Chief got the idea he’s going to rescue someone after Cell told him all the details what Kermit looks like. I think the sums up he did exactly what Cell wanted him to do.
      Edit: The Master Roshi and Shallet told Cell what did the kidnapper look like to Master Chief, so he did what they asked him to do.

    • @HankDeanMan
      @HankDeanMan 2 роки тому +4

      This was Hostage Evac. Kermit was the Goal. Vader was in the path

  • @chabri2000
    @chabri2000 2 роки тому +15

    Never played Halo, but I will probably play after watching this.
    He seems like a combination of John Shepard and the doomguy

    • @mr.honeybee7661
      @mr.honeybee7661 2 роки тому +2

      Master chief is doom guy.

    • @ReptileVice
      @ReptileVice Рік тому +2

      @@mr.honeybee7661 I always like to think he is a descendant of doomslayer

  • @tessajalloh3914
    @tessajalloh3914 2 роки тому +109

    Welp, the devil artemis universe once again has resolved everyone's pain. We go to see Master chief be the Master Goddamn Chief.
    We can pretend the paramount series doesn't exist now. This is the Halo movie we deserved.

    • @alastor-yw7og
      @alastor-yw7og 2 роки тому +6

      And were just gonna pretend halo isn't in the hands of 343 and microsoft and that it's resting in peace now

    • @alexisislas-gonzalez5991
      @alexisislas-gonzalez5991 2 роки тому +2

      And he isn’t Gordon “can’t make a grill cheese sandwich” Ramsey

  • @daviddent5662
    @daviddent5662 2 роки тому +47

    Thank you. That HEALED me after the abysmal Paramount version of Halo! THANK YOU, DevilArtemis!

  • @roakthenomad
    @roakthenomad 2 роки тому +9

    When devilartemis's take on master chief is more lore accurate than paramounts and 343s master chiefs

  • @RadioSilver27
    @RadioSilver27 2 роки тому +144

    I'm gonna be real with you, I might rewatch this every damn day. There's something so damn cool about Cell giving a briefing to Master Chief with full respect like this. I'm supposed to be going to sleep but now I'm too damn excited. You rock!

  • @besk8136
    @besk8136 2 роки тому +37

    One man just did an entire million dollar studio dirty with a 2 minute video. Respect

  • @arhangeo
    @arhangeo 2 роки тому +10

    1:04 Cell starts turning to Shalot and Roshi before they start talking.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 роки тому +116

    Cell could rescue Kermit himself too, but he just wouldn't look as cool doing it

  • @richardmong5159
    @richardmong5159 2 роки тому +2

    Dude this looks so fucking smooth, this series has really heightened since you started this, if yah read this Props to you and whoever else worked with you on your videos, it's immensely appreciated.

  • @danelllawrenece1954
    @danelllawrenece1954 2 роки тому +156

    After the raw digging chief has had recently, this brought a smile to my face and a tear to my eye. Even cell gave chief more respect than paramount did to him

  • @DarkonFullPower
    @DarkonFullPower 2 роки тому +27

    1:22
    I HATE how accurate that spin is. God I love Halo physics.

  • @Equitine
    @Equitine 7 місяців тому +2

    "Congradulations you are being rescued...please do not resist"

  • @tigerfire8985
    @tigerfire8985 2 роки тому +291

    I've learned how to use sfm the other day and found out how hard that stuff is. I appreciate all the hard work you put into your content and to put it out on a regular basis is incredible!

    • @muffinman369
      @muffinman369 2 роки тому +4

      I feel yay so many possibilities but lots of hard work required.

  • @wearywolfkins4755
    @wearywolfkins4755 2 роки тому +90

    Somehow a more accurate version of Master Chief in under 3 minutes than the whole runtime of the Halo TV show

  • @georgiegamer3688
    @georgiegamer3688 2 роки тому +7

    Artemis, I had no idea that you were going to make something like this, so thank you. This really made my day.

  • @timwoodhouse688
    @timwoodhouse688 2 роки тому +13

    Did he just?
    Yes,yes he fucking did.
    That's the chief we know and love.

  • @blazedarkdragon7998
    @blazedarkdragon7998 2 роки тому +70

    Chief comming in clutch on Vader
    Chief: Ill be back
    2 minutes later
    Chief: Mission Accomplished

  • @ikeford4963
    @ikeford4963 2 роки тому +3

    That poor stormtrooper, he was about to go into retirement

  • @marxjester9802
    @marxjester9802 2 роки тому +56

    The fact that this respected Halo more than the paramount show is baffling

  • @sanjayaanthem
    @sanjayaanthem 2 роки тому +36

    THIS IS FUCKING SICK
    but he was only 5 minutes from retirement :(

  • @MrP3XAJones
    @MrP3XAJones 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you Mr. DevilArtemis for giving Master Chief the respect he deserves.

  • @maxmagrsth5532
    @maxmagrsth5532 2 роки тому +18

    ABOUT FREAKING TIME IVE BEEN Waiting for at least one person in the entire planet to do something like this but GOOD THING WE GOT DEVIL ARTEMIS

  • @dragonreaper9850
    @dragonreaper9850 2 роки тому +34

    You did more justice to the Chief than the TV Show.

    • @jokairou489
      @jokairou489 2 роки тому

      As well as, arguably, most of 343's work.

  • @kbkcallarin97
    @kbkcallarin97 2 роки тому +4

    Never have I ever been so happy to see a warthog rolling into oblivion🤣

  • @PK-MegaLolCaT
    @PK-MegaLolCaT 2 роки тому +26

    i love how this doesn't even doubt for a second that master chief would be able to handle vader.

    • @firebirdchild975
      @firebirdchild975 2 роки тому +1

      Let's be fair though no ship from either franchise would be able to handle the amount of badass that would radiate if those 2 walked into the same room

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 2 роки тому

      Too bad..He literally bunking angered Vader.

  • @Operator0G
    @Operator0G 2 роки тому +11

    the scary part to this all is.... that this is basically how awesome master chief is in the books

  • @blitsriderfield4099
    @blitsriderfield4099 2 роки тому +10

    I mean, if you think about it, Chief's use of live ammo would actually give him a bit of an advantage over Vader. The Mandalorian Wars showed that the force doesn't exactly like what the Star Wars universe calls "sluggers"

  • @SleepySeal121
    @SleepySeal121 2 роки тому +20

    God damn. Thanks Artemis, I really needed this today.

  • @matttaylor1996
    @matttaylor1996 2 роки тому +54

    Was kind of expecting an energy sword vs lightsaber fight. i think that's the only thing that could've made this any better, everything else was fucking phenomenal.

  • @waryplayer4267
    @waryplayer4267 2 роки тому +1

    Artemis, you are a fucking god, seeing the Chief being a badass really made my morning. Thank you.

  • @RaiderMaroo
    @RaiderMaroo 2 роки тому +28

    i love the way the warthog spins just like it does in the gamess when it gets sent flying

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 2 роки тому +30

    Just when you think you can’t love Chief even more.

  • @Devilish420
    @Devilish420 2 роки тому +2

    Yo, that warthog side flip to get onto the ship was the most 🔥 shit I seen in a long time! *chef's kiss*

  • @viperstrike312
    @viperstrike312 2 роки тому +18

    I love how master cheif gets more respect from perfect cell then anyone else on this show

  • @brettz5288
    @brettz5288 2 роки тому +11

    I just love how the music NEVER stopped while Chief was on screen 😂💀 it was perfect.

  • @eliotw149
    @eliotw149 2 роки тому +5

    Best part chief didn’t take off his helmet during the entire thing unlike the paramount master chief

  • @TheHarDeOne
    @TheHarDeOne 2 роки тому +14

    "Man this video is so good I need to watch it again."
    *10 rewatches later*
    I don't have a problem.

  • @leoncoben6983
    @leoncoben6983 2 роки тому +11

    Holy shit...this is how you can tell someone has played the game and that they're a fan.

  • @ShiraBrattyCatChief
    @ShiraBrattyCatChief 2 роки тому +10

    Warthog: it's my time to SHINE BABY
    MASTERCHIEF: WE ARE ABSOLUTELY GETTING ON THAT STARSHIP
    Warthog: I see no ramp
    MASTERCHIEF: WHAT RAMP
    WE IMPROVISE

  • @SecondaryEmu
    @SecondaryEmu 2 роки тому +24

    DevilArtemis just made this Halo fanboy really happy. Time to rewatch this ten more times.

  • @Adventures-vy9jz
    @Adventures-vy9jz 2 роки тому +34

    Jeezus DevilArtimis you really outdid yourself this time. Mad respect. Favorite youtuber of all time!!! Praise be unto you!

  • @L1LegoAnimations
    @L1LegoAnimations 2 роки тому +47

    I'm not too sure about Master Chief being able to beat Vader, but this was still a more accurate portrayal of Chief than the show had.

    • @romankvapil9184
      @romankvapil9184 2 роки тому +6

      Chief has a VERY good chance against Vader. He's got the skills, tenacity, quick thinking, luck, and physical feats with along with his suit to potentially overpower Vader alone. With the use of projectiles as well, that's gonna be a real bitch for a lightsaber user.
      The only think he'd have trouble with him, is Vader's force abilities and that can be potentially countered with Chief's clever thinking, and almost guarenteed if he's got an AI assistant like Cortana installed into his suit.

    • @crowbarduck1818
      @crowbarduck1818 2 роки тому +4

      @@romankvapil9184 it'd be tough I mean by pure physical feats, reaction speed, and weaponry alone master chief has Vader, but Vader can sense anybody coming and stop projectiles mid air, has the ability to force choke which doesn't require him to get his hands physically on chief and can literally rip entire ships out of the air which we seen master chief got royally messed up by the Didact who had only a fraction of that ability with gravity manipulation. I'd have to side with vader due to bullshit space magic, but I think chief has too much plot armor and luck that he'd escape alive somehow.

    • @Joshbrown5050
      @Joshbrown5050 2 роки тому +9

      Slugthrowers (aka guns) were used specifically to fight lightsaber wielders because the bullets wouldn’t be deflected. They would melt and the molten metal would then hit the target. MC is very much a HUGE threat to Vader and if Vader didn’t have any intel on MC beforehand, he would likely die very quickly due to MCs speed and efficiency. Vader could force push MC but he might not put enough force into the push because he probably wouldn’t realize that the chief weighs over a ton. If Vader is surprised for even a moment, he is a dead man.

    • @galendetta2334
      @galendetta2334 2 роки тому +2

      Halo ce magnum begs to differ

    • @73NSH1
      @73NSH1 Рік тому +1

      @@romankvapil9184 Vader's power and hax + feats >>>>>>
      Master chief lore-wise and his feats

  • @Zyptic
    @Zyptic 2 роки тому +26

    The grenade part got me going lol. Ah the memories

    • @rignatetris4435
      @rignatetris4435 2 роки тому +6

      they pulled a mintblitz, had me dying of laughter.

    • @Kurama420
      @Kurama420 2 роки тому +4

      @@rignatetris4435 Probably a new DLC pack for Halo infinite in the future...

    • @goopy95
      @goopy95 2 роки тому

      Wonky physics

  • @Waggly117
    @Waggly117 2 роки тому +20

    That was one of the most perfect videos I've seen in my life. I didn't know I needed that until right now. Keep it up man!

  • @garrettmorano3038
    @garrettmorano3038 7 місяців тому +2

    This short legitimately gave more respect to Master Chief than 2 seasons of a Hollywood produced TV show ever could.

  • @Kain01able
    @Kain01able 2 роки тому +13

    Clealry this was just an excuse to give us an extended exposure to Kermit's green ass.
    2:20

  • @Dropem7777
    @Dropem7777 2 роки тому +29

    I legit still freaking out that put in the flying sideways warthog. Literally every Halo game I have played I managed to cause a warthog to do that by accident leading to amazing moments. Thank for this great video.

  • @mastadonking3816
    @mastadonking3816 2 роки тому +6

    I present to you the Master Chief, one of the holy deities in the pantheon of awesomeness and BAMFs.

  • @carlwheezer1812
    @carlwheezer1812 2 роки тому +7

    The perfect embodiment of the Lore Master Chief

  • @vorpalcheezit6844
    @vorpalcheezit6844 2 роки тому +3

    So, apparently Master Chief is now a freelance assassin whose preferred method of payment is in opportunities to do awesome shit?