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While it's true there are a lot of things to dislike Henry Ford for.
The thing you have to remember is, Yes Henry Ford instituted the 8 hour work day and the 5 day work week.
But before he did that, It was common practice for employers to demand a 12 to 14 hour work day and a 6 to 7 days a week work schedule. So anyone who "boos" him, Doesn't know anything about history.
Some of these are really good 😅
And if you skipped church, the preacher tattled on you to your employer.
🤣🤣Died laughing at the corner man telling a female fighter to “Calm down!” That will definitely help her win a fight! 🤣🤣
we live centered among several high-value military nuclear targets. i quit worrying about nuclear war nearly 50 years ago. 😂
Yeah. I was born in my country's capital and had spent the first 22 years of my life living on military bases and high value targets (Paris) so same thing for 55 years. I'd rather be at ground zero than die of radiation illnesses two years later.
That professor looking out for his students!
My Econ prof in 1st year made his own textbook. Cost $40 and every page was useful.
Are you not aware that work hours used to be a lot worse than 8 hours a day???? Grisly, unsafe conditions? You need to read some history!!
The crematorium one just killed me.
About fried you, did it?
@@mavfin8720 It was a hot take, I'll give you that much.
This pun is fire.
Could be worse…. Could have been outside a prison with an electric chair
8:09 "Sorry I'm an asparagus."
Still laughing at that one!
Where is the car photo from?
17:48 I'd rather think that the prof knew exactly what he was doing and wrote it that way to avoid trouble. He's a real one.
duh!
We can only hope that one day we'll each get a chance to be as cool as that Grinch that jacked that police car and flipped off the camera
When I was in school they would send us links for purchasing the paperback international versions of the expensive textbooks. Weren't pdf's available. You could usually get the international paperback of a $150+ hardcover for $15-20.
Thank GOD for Henry Ford and the 5 day, 40 hour work week. Before that it was 12 hours a day, 7 days per week for 2 cents per hour
And then computers became a thing, so they kept the hours despite much time being saved because of said computers. Whoo!
Ya now wanna hear how far my mom had to walk just to get 2 buckets of water?😅😂😂😂
@@carebearann4613 She had _two_ buckets?
What did your god have to do with OSHA?
And Ford was a tyrant who went to his employee’s homes to make sure they were living according to his standards.
I might have to get a Twitter account just so I can follow the National Park Service 🤣
12:49 “Everyone boo this man”
Guess the guy that posted that didn’t know Ford introduced that as an alternative to the 12 hour 6/7-day work week
So many people saying this - you don't seem to get the joke!
@@nickh5081 nice excuse but the joker didn’t get reality
... Henry Ford also tried this in a rubber factory he started in Brazil and the workers tried to burn management alive
@@dh66 why?
@@jadeinthedesert Supposedly it wasn't actually anything to do with work hours. They didn't like the food he was giving them. That whole thing was such a clusterfuck that probably nobody alive actually knows what happened there
5:53 - I could see a cat and an owl hiding.
Is there something hiding in the third photo as well?
No, it’s a trick. They thought they were dealing bare idiots.
It's Squirrel Hitler
It's the giant stick anaconda. People mistake it for a tree even though they can carry a whole bear back to their den!
The “bike for sale” exchange had my V&C coming out of my nostrils!! Hilarious!
Oh my gosh that is so funny! 2 miles haha😅
I couldn't quite laughing at this one. Dying!!!
🤣😂😆👍
The professor at 17:50 is a good person who is looking out for their students.
At my first Thermodynamics lecture at university in 1970, the professor gave the details of the textbook we needed to buy. His words were, "I know this is the best book because I wrote it."
second site sadly down now
@@Anvilshock Yeah, gives "this website has been seized by the feds" notice. Never seen that before.
The McCrispy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q; "Where have all the good men gone?"
A; Ahh y'know we are all just hanging at home.....from the ceiling...
"To the graveyards, everyone. When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn".
@@frankrosenbaum3471 Peter & Paul explaining to Marry.
"...if you break up with ya girl & the next day she wins the 600 million dollar jackpot...you mad or you don't care?"
I'm going to go with "it doesn't matter how the man feels" because either way he knows "what's hers is hers, and what's his is theirs".
I’m laughing out loud at all of these!! I’m female and I want the Viking funeral! 😂😂
The "check engine light " one is perfect.
My own body keeps trying to kill me.
@4:31 Thanks alot...I was trying to pour a drink and spilled my drink on my desk and had to clean it. Job Well Done
@10:59 If I am peeing in the dark it not into my toilet...it usually into my bathtub (less aim needed and you just turn the shower on to flush)
@15:41 Hold My Beer...
@17:48 I'd be willing to bet my 401K this professor was poor before he got into college...and kudos to him for not only teaching but informing the sutdents
Lady bugs that grabbed rides on ships from China, bite. They are orange. They’ve slandered the lady bugs name
they are NOT LADY BUGS, Ladies would not hitch a ride on a ship, they would get a man to pay for a flight and then bite him after the trip, just sayn'
I got bit by one of those b*****s, and it hurt worse than a bee sting. Swelled up and stayed red for a week
Absolutely, Those ladybugs do indeed bite. I found out the hard way.
When I was a kid, my Dad owned commercial greenhouses, He would buy ladybugs by the thousands and release them in the greenhouses because they killed Aphids and other harmful bugs.
( And Praying Mantis's for the same reason )
I handled (Red and Black) ladybugs throughout my childhood and never once got bitten by one.
Later in life, I was totally shocked when one of the little orange suckers bit me..
I can't remember ever seeing an orange one before that.
They infest the corners of my ceilings. Apparently they find no food because they end up belly up in the corners of my floor. Stupid bugs. Stay outside.
15:45 is a Florida unicorn!
That thing about the Iceland Beer supply is amusing.
Icelanders drink beer when they are trying to cut back . . . i.e. they almost never do.
The entire Iceland beer supply for a year would amount to a busy week in Australia.
Well, there are fewer people living in Iceland than in a suburb of Sydney. Besides that it is winter 10 out of 12 months, so you rather drink some mulled mead or anything else hot instead of a cold beer.
Ok, found the Iceland beer meme. But still, if it was a Carrier group, that was like 10k sailors on liberty, while the entire male pop. in Reykjavik in the bracket from 18-60 is like 20k probably. I am not surprised at all that they could drink them dry.
Wisconsin Badger fans did that to Pasadena in one night during one of the Rose Bowls. The next day, they went hard on the Bloody Mary's. Pasadena learned to stock up the next time Wisconsin was there.
That dude doesn’t know his wenis from an elbow😂😂😂
6:26 had me rolling up and down the walls. Its too perfect. 😂
Can still hear Marvs screams everytime 😂
Yeah that scream was hilarious!
Drinking the beer supply classic and I'm proud of those boys and girls😅
19:54 Count in all the other expenses of ownership vs renting (rates, insurance, maintenance, etc.) and the bank is not far off!
But you're paying someone else's debt.
The andre the giant one....
"You look like Andre the...... Midget.....FUCK!"
Cake and candles my brothas
14:21 - I'm 20, and what's wrong with the land before time? - am I old?
Ask your urologist
😑@@BeyondBirth
I had a couple minuet coughing fit from being sick and trying to laugh so hard at the McCrispy advertisement sign next to the crematorium road sign.
12:58 I keep small things in phone boxes, microcontrollers, displays, little wires, LEDs. And they are all the same colour white because I bought 4 Cubot phones in the last 8 years.
Chinese phones...hmmm
I like the move over buddy, this lane is for crime!
12:48... wasn't the arrangement before a twelve-hour, six-day work week?
(And a half-day Sunday)
Yay I was thinking the same thing. Henry Ford actually did a good thing there.
Thank you I needed that.
I laughed waaaay too hard at the mccrispy crematorium!
I'm never paying for another textbook EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:05 What movie is this from? Also, it looks like he has too many teeth. 🤷♀️🦷🧑⚕️
12:46 Boo this man? For creating the weekend? For paying his employees well above the average so they could purchase the cars they were building? For paving the way to overtime rates? If you want to go back to 6 day, 100hr week for shit pay…
It's from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
@@AutumnK oh, now I recognize him. It’s Marv.
3:25
Who remembers when black Friday ACTUALLY lowered the price of items instead of raising them!?
5:20 I'm no relationship advisor, but I see a SERIOUS red flag there if a typo is all a person needs to suspect something is going on 😂
19:06 no joke: if you have long hair and just want to wear it straight, without it getting frazzled or clumped as you go through your day, get the shampoo they use for show horse manes. It's magic.
5:00 my allergies say thank you for not attempting to poison me with your fake meat.
she wanted a quiet wedding...
19:51
Wholesome
Epic and awsum thankyou. I have 1 thing to add tho... Ladybugs do in fact bite during mating season blooms in the summer. If you get caught in one of those clouds u will learn firsthand how there bite is. Maby it's a regular migration or something but they really do bite when they land on you. No big injuries but they are a bit painfull. Stay safe out there and never trust even the most beautiful things
Ladybirds do bite!
They pee on your too, while biting. It hurts. More than you'd think it pretty little beetle would.
I used to play with lady bugs all the time when I was a kid. Never got bitten. I do seem to remember a little pee.
That Uncle Ari tweet is real AF.
Sean on parole 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂......just saying......
The deputy hecking tased a dog
HUGE thumbs up. These were hilarious. Also, girls don't get most of them... BONUS!!
Women probably get more of them than you realize.
14:39 brought tears to my eyes.
Like the giant sword.
Also like that your tag picture (don't know what to call it) was first.
19:10 the horse mane resembles a young Robert Plant luxurious hair.
I identify as a Brat and my pronouns are Make Me.
13:00 has called me out
On the Norway black metal 🤘 bands writing songs about hate and hell, don't fret my friend, I know plenty of miserable people young and old who grew up without a single worry in the world, never had to pay or worry about mom and dad losing the house, and they hate the world more than a homeless person who's been put through the ringer all their life. Please explain how this is so.
Social media.
0:57 That's how to get people to support the climate!
3:00 I wish I could give this guy a high five.
5:33 Everyone feels that way.
10:00 🎻
13:58 Sure, they're family, but so were the Mansons.
7:15 ...AND... it eats the damn aphids that are killing your other plants!
01:40 - Also applicable to many small girls.
03:50 - 🤣
04:28 - 🤣🤣
12:45 - BOOOOOOO!
12:55 - yes I do, for gag gifts.
14:17 - And Mammograms
15:16 - 🤣🤣🤣
The land before time, damn
the guy with the marriage certificate dodged a bullet since she caught that
7:07 Ladybugs also eat aphids. Aphids are nasty little suckers, plant vampires.
2:35 should say "ruining" not "running".
I think we gen X folks ALL knew (or knew OF the guy at school that we could all actually SEE wearing a Grinch costume, stealing a cop car and flipping off a camera (if they had been a thing in the 70s and 80s.) 😂
That's why Henry Ford disliked Jews.
Thanks for understanding life
Guess it is time to schedule that first colonoscopy.
13:33 ONE panino, TWO panini, NEVER paninis Panini is the plural of panino !!!
Only in Italian ;-P Spaghetti is plural in Italian too. When English steals your word, it gets upcycled and messed with. That's how English has always worked.
I think Spaghetti was Plato's last name.
Get a life Guido🙄
My parents and their friends drank a resort in Jamaica out of their booze on a trip. Apparently we know how to tie one on in Northern Minnesota and North Dakota.
Like grandpa always said, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. 😎
11:09. I snorted so loud I woke my wife from a dead sleep.
10:04 Colin Jost made this one didnt he?
8:16 girls on point here
Yo 9:49 isn't even a joke
Probably booing Ford for not making the workweek Tuesday-Thursday 9-3. 🙂
Put the thumbnails first.
6:44 Is that some kind of spaced invaders?
0:03 Nope. Nope nope nope. That specific music is like a fucking megaphone, and this channel is behind it, screaming "HEY EVERYONE, I'M ABSOLUTE TRASH!" into the void.
12:25 Took me like 5 full seconds to work out what kind of drink "trib" was.
Im not getting a colonoscopy until my health care providers tell me i need one😁
2:27 - That's a good point.
70-80 year olds aren't generally unemployable due to mental decline, they're retired and done working.
Many older people are very smart and skilled.
Most of the ones in Congress are there because of corrupt stolen elections. Joe Biden for example.
14:19 that hits hard...
I know exactly which movie. Now I play it when the grandkids are over.😊
@@annt.3151
"The land before time" i watch it with my kids these days, like i used to do with my parents
7:14 they sometimes shit on your fingers before taking off. xD
14:08 I’m slow, I don’t get the “RIP BRO”. Why, what am I missing about the picture ?
I’m not seeing it either. 😳
Nor am I....
Not sure, but I think it refers to the prices on the menu being blacked out. In very expensive restaurants there are no prices next to the meal. They are not blacked out, but they are not there.
@@dunngyllite7883 it could be, but it doesn’t look like a menu, actually it looks like it’s a print out of text messages
She’s got screenshots of their text messages.
That one about ladybugs is just wrong. Ladybugs are evil creatures: Not only do they bite, if a bunch land on you while they're migrating, they'll all bite at the same time and leave welts. We get them every year and those are the days the animals get fed and watered at warp speed so we can get safely back in the house.
It's actually the invasive Asian Lady Beetle that is probably your aggressive biter and more likely to swarm. They all can bite, but the ones who get real joy from it are only certain species, and you are definitely talking about sadistically joy-filled bugs.
Giggled like a school girl for about 15 minutes on this one. 0:48
But then again, I did grow up with the Worlds Most Truly Tasteless Jokes.
Strong start. 😂
11:44 Dog pill
14:17. I am 16 and recognise this movie, do I need to get a colonoscopy?
@15:22 that would make you an omnivore
I want the Valhalla Viking ship too! Then I want my ashes to magically fly back to my Dragon urn that my eldest is holding and sparkle when they go into it!
I have to call "BS" on that part in this video about ladybugs don't bite, That's a bunch of horse hocky. They can and do bite, And it hurts like Hell, And I'm speaking from first-hand experience. I grew up in Oregon and my Dad had commercial Greenhouses. He would order live ladybugs and Praying Mantis by the thousands, And we would turn them loose in the greenhouses because they kill and eat the Aphids that damaged the plants. So I grew up handling ladybugs, And I never knew they could bite.
I Retired from the U.S. Navy and moved to Tennessee about 24 years ago, And I was really surprised when one landed on me and bit my finger.
I was stunned that it hurt as much as it did, It was comparable to a wasp sting except the pain didn't last as long.
So Yeah, Don't let anyone tell you different, Ladybugs can and do bite.
11:47 she fed him to the dog 👹
I wish I was a turbo dude …… 😂
11:19 I never understood the title "Unsolved Mysteries" - it's redundant. If it was solved, it wouldn't be a mystery.
sorry to whoever thinks ladybugs are all that, but they do bite...
Now I understand where the phrase "Bag-Slappers" comes from............... 11.39
12:21 That one came at me totally out of the side... but.. you know what? H*ll yeah! Oh yeah!! In a heartbeat!
7:14 upmost?
9:06 Surrey Schools in British Columbia Canada: Open
saw this @ 14:16. showed it to my husband & proceeded to break it down to the exact second that tree star fell...
Still one of my favorite movies.
😂