🤣🤣🤣 I would've closed the whole store and clocked out, the alligator can have the whole store and I'd apologize to that man for being terrible at customer service.
AYEEE THAT'S RIGHT 407 BABY....... AND THE MAIN ONES TALKIN SHXT BE THE SAME ONES RUNNIN THEY ARSES DOWN HERE🙄 LIKE RIGHT NOW CROWDED ON THE ROADS ...... AND HOUSING INFLATION .......
Florida has to be where the portal to parallel universes opens cuz ain’t no way the things that occur down there are normal for this plane of existence 😂
Being in FL for over 30 years, your thought that Georgia is where the US coast is, and FL is just an office down at the southern end, just typing FLorida stories was EPIC! 🤣🔥
@@ericae.6547 I haven't seen it either tbh but the trailer said the animation was about an actual organization that manages every conspiracy in the world but the team is composed of screwups
As a born and raised Floridian...yes. It's a regular occurrence to find guns of all calibers in canals. Also knives, cars and suitcases with stuff in them. We're covered in canals and lakes down here. Easiest way to ditch anything.
Magnet fishing is wtf I'm finna do bc I like the concept of fishing but I'm vegetarian 😁😆 Free guns are just amazing lol Florida is a simulation within the U.S. 🤣
Those must have been used in the commission of a crime, because that's too convenient, for them to be in shrink wrap....... bet money they were stolen years ago, passed around from clown to clown, used in a crime, and dumped
"Catch of the day"! definitely made my day hearing you say that🙈🤣 thank you Pat for the morning vid... as always it's a pleasure to see one of your videos pop up on screen
I live in Florida and yes, we are an active state. We have a ton of stuff to do outside because the weather is always nice here. Plus, women here like to wear next to nothing while outside.
Antiques Roadshow: Florida Addition! And Storage Wars in Florida is just Hunger Games in a U-Haul parking lot! Last one standing get the key to a full 🚚! 🤣😂
Lol. Some people actually do this. They have UA-cam channels where they go diving hoping to find guns and then they call the police and sometimes the police are appreciative. Other times they are pissed probably because now they have to do more work by logging the discovery and investigating if the guns were used in a murder. The police are often skeptical either because they believe the finders could be criminals too. It’s really entertaining actually when they find something.
Doesn't take long for any situation in FL to turn into jurassic Park. Just swap the dinos out with its residents and every living and non living thing in it. 😐
Bruh you don’t get rid of 2 scoped rifles unless you didn’t want those snipers found. Somebody was assassinated with those damn things, I’ll bet you that.
My mum overheard you saying "these niggas" gasped and asked if it was a black woman, Pat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my god she ain't even mad you say "niggas" no more🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Da fuq bois, You drag a magnet and pull all the metal shit out of water ways, magnet fishing. Don't you watch videos on youtube? I know what it is because of youtube, and I am from Seattle, and I dont even fish.
Black girl here born and raised in Miami, Fl. I am only proud to be from the Black side of Mia, FL 👧🏾. SMH watchin this video while I’m listening to Trick Daddy and Trina.
Lol. I swear, every time there is a crazy news headline it always end up being Florida. I swear, we not that bad!
After everything Florida has done, and I used to live in Florida, you're gonna have to prove it lol
We not crazy here in Clearwater 😂
Yah, pillow fight league
Lol the legend of Florida Man lives on 😆😆
I need proof🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“These niggas in Florida” should be how every news story about Florida should start.
Still my favorite "Florida Man" story is a dude threw a live alligator into a Wendy's drive through window. Loool
LOL, I was talking about that craziness today!!
🤣🤣🤣 I would've closed the whole store and clocked out, the alligator can have the whole store and I'd apologize to that man for being terrible at customer service.
@@bonkersallday 🤣🤣🤣 my shift would be OVER immediately!!
What?!?! 😂😂😂
@@krazykaye8843 aye man its real
Pat having to say *Niggas* to describe Florida had me crying 😂
Yea the granddad definetly went to go look & see if they were still there😂
It's lowkey not a joke anymore. Florida niggaz really getting to him💀
I was born and raised in Florida, and I'm proud of my state. We keeps it exciting 🤣🤣🤣
Same 813 Tampa
AYEEE THAT'S RIGHT 407 BABY....... AND THE MAIN ONES TALKIN SHXT BE THE SAME ONES RUNNIN THEY ARSES DOWN HERE🙄 LIKE RIGHT NOW CROWDED ON THE ROADS ...... AND HOUSING INFLATION .......
305 til i die over here 🙌🏻
Fellow Florida person here and I agree
Not born here but been here long enough lol. Orlando here lol
WHY do I watch Pat before bed?!!???!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m over here in hysterics 🤣🤣🤣
Same🤣😂🤣😂😭
U too huh
Florida has to be where the portal to parallel universes opens cuz ain’t no way the things that occur down there are normal for this plane of existence 😂
The are considered below sea level so they do live in the in-between
As a native Floridian, I agree with this statement 🤣
Yooooooooo...that's how they got Kodak 😂😂😂
Yeah it’s pretty crazy over here lol
We all are birthed in the Bermuda Triangle 😁
Somewhere, someone is very angry at their friend who said I can get rid of those rifles for you.
Being in FL for over 30 years, your thought that Georgia is where the US coast is, and FL is just an office down at the southern end, just typing FLorida stories was EPIC! 🤣🔥
So, how the fish gonna protect themselves now?😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
😆😆😆🤣🤣
I love the idea of Florida being a little fake office. That sounds like some kind of trippy show
Isn't that the premise of Inside Job on Netflix?
@@DaRealMrsRaymond is it? I haven’t watched that show but it sounds like I should lol
@@ericae.6547 I haven't seen it either tbh but the trailer said the animation was about an actual organization that manages every conspiracy in the world but the team is composed of screwups
😂😂💯💯
As a born and raised Floridian...yes. It's a regular occurrence to find guns of all calibers in canals. Also knives, cars and suitcases with stuff in them. We're covered in canals and lakes down here. Easiest way to ditch anything.
I’m now convinced that Florida’s is an office building in southern Georgia
Magnet fishing is wtf I'm finna do bc I like the concept of fishing but I'm vegetarian 😁😆
Free guns are just amazing lol Florida is a simulation within the U.S. 🤣
I love this idea! I was Raised in the sunshine state
Is he able to keep them? Legally, and now that it's public?
@@Brendawallingbear I'm gonna guess no because it's not registered in their name and they're military grade weapons.
If you ever read Florida newspapers you would do loops at the obsurdity of the state. The stories of that place alone is LSD levels.
Those must have been used in the commission of a crime, because that's too convenient, for them to be in shrink wrap....... bet money they were stolen years ago, passed around from clown to clown, used in a crime, and dumped
Florida couple sells tickets to heaven 🙌
"Arby's fan base is 100% in Florida."🤣😭
Nah.. We don't go there either 🤣🤣
That bath salt story was insane
And it actually happened!
@@defunctdefunctdefunct Ik, it was insane. I remember like it was yesterday
Gmh
A nigga on bath salts growled at me n my homie while we were walking back...
It's hilarious because he's so angry 🤣 The emphasis he puts on the rifles. 🤣🤣🤣
02:34 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard!!! Cracking the f*** up. Hilarious. Thanx Pat
"Catch of the day"! definitely made my day hearing you say that🙈🤣 thank you Pat for the morning vid... as always it's a pleasure to see one of your videos pop up on screen
That man was retrieving evidence, we’re not dumb!
I live in Florida and yes, we are an active state. We have a ton of stuff to do outside because the weather is always nice here. Plus, women here like to wear next to nothing while outside.
Those aren't "Sniper Rifles"!!!! They are 50 cal rifles. You can drop a low flying plane with them.
Antiques Roadshow: Florida Addition! And Storage Wars in Florida is just Hunger Games in a U-Haul parking lot! Last one standing get the key to a full 🚚! 🤣😂
Native Floridian. We call it "the Gunshine State" or "the Bang 'Em"
"Yea! You heard me right These niggas is Florida..." The tone of that tickled me 🤣😂🤣😂
They caught a small jackpot! Much better than a few fish.
Deffo sounds like he got caught disposing of these rifles & made up a lie about magnet fishing 😅
I love the plot twist that it might be HIS sniper rifle 😭😭😭😭😭
Lol. Some people actually do this. They have UA-cam channels where they go diving hoping to find guns and then they call the police and sometimes the police are appreciative. Other times they are pissed probably because now they have to do more work by logging the discovery and investigating if the guns were used in a murder. The police are often skeptical either because they believe the finders could be criminals too. It’s really entertaining actually when they find something.
I'm from Florida where we are so out of the box. The rest of the States can't Comprehend!...!!!!
"Sniper chuckers!" 🤣 .. Arby's fan base 🔥🔥
Those facial expressions 😂
Doesn't take long for any situation in FL to turn into jurassic Park. Just swap the dinos out with its residents and every living and non living thing in it. 😐
Born and raised in Jacksonville, Florida I love Arby's dammit 😂😂😂
Nah sis 😩
Criminals in Florida watched the first couple seasons of Dexter and figured they could dump all their evidence in the water.
As a Floridian….. I concur
Lmfao "Florida Inc." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If they didn’t get caught they were about to carry out a contract! Nigga I’ve seen this movie 😂
So much research done in like 10 minutes
Magnet fishing happens EVERYWHERE! Items like these are caught ALL THE TIME. This isn't shocking or new or unique to Florida sir lol
the closer you are to a big city, the more knives and guns you find.
Yes, however they caught SNIPER RIFLES, not some hand gun or some knife, but a SNIPER RIFLE.
Bruh you don’t get rid of 2 scoped rifles unless you didn’t want those snipers found. Somebody was assassinated with those damn things, I’ll bet you that.
Does the phrase “sniper rifle” mean nothing to you😅
Lol you don't go magnet fishing without the expectation of finding some weapons
❤I just LOVE Pat !❤
*"Yeah, You heard Me right! THESE NIGGAS!!!" 😂🥴😂🥴😂 #OnGod
Born and raised in Orlando man you killing me 😂😂😂😂😂. I can’t even say nothing to defend us anymore after this.
‘Florida is just a office in South Georgia’, Lmao ROFL that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
When he said “SNIPER RIFLES!!!” it restored my faith in humanity
always Florida
Pat Geo is beyond 🌈🌠✨
If we just ship out all of the Arby’s down here Florida would be better off🤦🏾♂️
Y’all sleeping on them curly fries 😤😤😤
@@BlitzoSuck33 what are you gay?
😂😂😂Florida Incorporated
Totally the part that took me out 🤣🤣
My mum overheard you saying "these niggas" gasped and asked if it was a black woman, Pat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my god she ain't even mad you say "niggas" no more🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Ok don't compare all of us Floridians to these weirdos because idk wtf magnet fishing is
Da fuq bois,
You drag a magnet and pull all the metal shit out of water ways, magnet fishing.
Don't you watch videos on youtube? I know what it is because of youtube, and I am from Seattle, and I dont even fish.
@@michaelpeila8794 that's how I knew what it was, watching UA-cam videos of it!😂😂😂
I’m South Floridian & I knew what it was lol 😂
Murder weapon murder weapon yea thats theeeeeem
I love my state...Like Khaled said "We da Best"!!!
“ Yeet, let’s go to Arby’s “ 🤣omg im weeeak!
Pat u had alot today eh. Love it. This shit is crazy. Deserves it 🤣
I’m in Jacksonville, and I am screaming about the Arby’s comment 🤣
Geeze...pat This one hit a nerve didn't it.....😂😂😂 Yeah sounds fake
He’s just jealous lol
Florida Incorporated 🤣🤣🤣
4 seconds in, we not gone talk about that fisherman being caked up??!
I went through the comments and thought I was the only one😭 I was like his booty too big for no one to be talking about this🤔
..... yooo put that back, they didn’t fall off the 🚣♂️
It almost sounds like he knew where to look for them.
They got bodies on em
Florida , a office building in lower Georgia 💀🤣😂 I’m crying 🤣😭 Florida incorporated lmfaoo
CTFU
I lost it when he said FL isn't real tho😭
No telling how many bodies are on them BUT free is free
Sniper Chuckers is hilarious lol
Grandpa went back to make sure the "evidence" never lead back to him!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol.. make sure them prints he left behind will be linked for another reason 😂😂
Ive been swimming in a lake and found multiple rifles and guns on the water that were later connected to a robbery and break in, this was 1997.
I used to live in FL...They're definitely bred different in FL 🤣🤣🤣
Mighta just been BB guns, you know how Mfs LIE with 🐟 fishing stories 🤣
magnet fishing is a real thing, and guns are very common where i’m from lol. not military grade though!
I want to go magnet fishing haha xD
Grandad was part of the Flying hellfish with Abe Simpson
Florida & Brooklyn are crazy
Florida is the closest place to America without having to leave America.
"Yeet! Let's go to Arby's."
*Snipers*
I actually want to go magnet fishing now
Family you said Kirby on a cloud 😆😆😂😂
I wish we could make our news headlines fake but it’s jus the Florida that get to you it’s something like BirdBox😂🤣
The way you talk about Florida though 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 we aren’t that bad I promise
Florida strikes again...smh
“Florida Inc” sounds like a good conspiracy movie bc their stories are crazy!
I don't know why you surprised anymore with this world. I swear as I found out a blobfish exists, anything is possible
Crazy part is blob fish only look like that because of being bought up from the depths and their body changes from the trip
Arby's fan base is 100% of Florida and Kev. 😂
They’re a little off because the heat in Florida is causing brain damage🤣
Definitely sounds like bad Florida man lie 😂😂🤣
Tht "Florida man BitiN faces off bath salt" was real
Black girl here born and raised in Miami, Fl. I am only proud to be from the Black side of Mia, FL 👧🏾. SMH watchin this video while I’m listening to Trick Daddy and Trina.
"Them things" @ 3:12 are called "reels" my brother...but we see the enthusiasm so we got u😂
I can’t stop laughing 😂
My new favourite channel. Imma watch every single video on here
I believe it 🤣
Don't sleep on Arby's curl fries
Grandpa dumped them 2 gun wen his grandson was born and took him back wen he got older
Y'all don't want no smoke with Florida lol 🤣
wait till pat hears about the florida monkeys lmao
An office in lower Georgia! 🤣
I'm sorry but they out here finding hidden murder weapons.
They always wanna highlight our flaws 🙄🙄