Well it’s government has almost completely collapsed, it is why somaliland isn’t recognised as the Somali government can’t recognise them so nobody else can
Americas: normal Europe:fast Asia:slow Africa: really slow Somalia:McDonald's Wi-Fi (Edit:HOW THIS HAS 274 LIKES I NEVER GOT MORE) (Edit 2:290?!!??!!??!?!?!!??!!? ) Edit 3: NOW THERES 302!?!?!? Edit 4:366.
@@idontknowrlly3808 darn, I thought it was because they are rich or because they have fresh air or because of low taxes or because of the cool weather or maybe because they can vote their laws Is that place actually paradise?
@@onyxisgone it's overall in a bunch of factors like stability, crime rates and recent wars/civil wars as well as hdi. Somalia has no laws as well, at least Niger as A few laws
1:16-1:18 Korea is said twice but to further clarify by country flag in case some of you don’t know The part slowed down represents 🇰🇵 The part sped up represents 🇰🇷
During Somalia’s part, I was able to actually get a life foundation, a good life, 5 different college degrees get married, get a job, become a millionaire, get married, have kids, become a grandma, get sent to a nursing home, and die peacefully, with it still going. I am saying this from my grave. Thank you.
@@mayorhumdinger7229syria and afghanistan should have been really slow at the date of this video but now they are much more stable and better places to live in. Cant say the same about somalia and yemen though
If you put Somalia in 0.25 speed you think it’s will be whole for this country. Or you think it’s fake (1x speed) and you think it’s real (0.25x speed) because this country dangerous then whole world.
As a latin american who has beem trough almost central america, I disagree, actually living here is pretty good except from some countries but here where I live in Panama it's really good
@@travelleryu well you are rigth in the last, but not really agreeing about the economy. Latin America Is also a region with high density, even if not as Asia or Africa. Latin America and Asia can be grouped in the same survivial difficulty.
@Wee Tio but still swiss will stay neutral when war happens so nothing to worry. Just follow rules and you're complete safe. The thing with free is just something else
Nordic: 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏔🌋🗻🏕🏕🏖🏚🏞🏙🏞🏣🏟🏙🏟🏘🏤🏝🏚⛲⛲🌅🌅⛲🏰🏰🏪🌄⛺🏩🌆🏩🌇 Somaila: I was able to get married, Have kids, Break up, get another wife, Retire and die with this still playing while I'm in my coffin
during Somalias part of the video, i was able to go to college, get married, and have kids and come back with it still going
somalia takes 50 seconds
@@happyhunter5576 thats the joke
I am now 80 years old from 20 with this still going
It's takes 2763 Milicenturalities Short
1:47 yakko sounds like he’s saying nigeria with a blocked nose
Yakko said Somalia so slow that those 50 seconds sounded more like low sound frequencies rather than him saying the country
It's just a dark ambient track
*The beast of Somalia awakens from its slumber to search for prey…*
@@John-v5mlol
Mali, Yemen, Afghanistan, and Somalia sounded less like countries and more like deep sea creatures
Somalia sounds like a radar or a submarine
what about Haiti?
Korea (the first 1 cuz north korea):
what about venezuela?
Nordics: Google Chrome
Somalia: Internet Explorer
Fun fact: Somalia literally takes over 20% of this entire video
Internet explorer ended support on June 15, 2022
@@elizabethmarshall6393 Doesn’t mean I can’t meme on it anymore
Right...
North Korea: propaganda and their own crappy sites
I like how when he goes to the Korea part the first half is slow and the other half is fast
The first half is North Korea the second half is South Korea
@@zZeimos we know
@@zZeimos no shit Sherlock
K O O O O O O rea japan
@@zZeimos NOOO REALLY?
I'm surprised El Salvador isn't slower, but I never expected Somalia to be THAT slow.
Somaliland maybe
@@Dragon-eh9oq most likely
somalia covored 1/5 of the whole video ,and africa itself is already very slow
Well it’s government has almost completely collapsed, it is why somaliland isn’t recognised as the Somali government can’t recognise them so nobody else can
I’m never travelling to Somalia even
Bro created a horror track with Somalia
It’s bad…
@@OSCRandom no shit
It’s very bad there
@@MAlvus_743 who would've guessed?
@@SomeGuyFromMalta me
Americas: normal
Europe:fast
Asia:slow
Africa: really slow
Somalia:McDonald's Wi-Fi
(Edit:HOW THIS HAS 274 LIKES I NEVER GOT MORE)
(Edit 2:290?!!??!!??!?!?!!??!!? )
Edit 3: NOW THERES 302!?!?!?
Edit 4:366.
Yes mc donald wifi is real
Switzerland: NASA wifi
You forgot Oceania
@@jameskennedy075 yeah, somalia is like BBS lol
@@JesusPVZFAN2004nasa wifi is faster than sonic
Yakko: getting towards yemen, Syria, yemen, like some African countries, and Afghanistan:
Me: *INTENSELY SWEATING*
why 2 yemens
@@happyhunter5576 both yemens
And iraq 🇮🇶
@@happyhunter5576 Both Yemens, Kuwait, And bahrain! The netherlands, luxembourg, belgium and portugal, sierra leone and alegirs
@happyhunter5576 Yemen used to be two countries before they united.
Somalia: one year passed
Africa and active-war countries: super slow
NATO and democratic states: Eminem
Switzerland: Rap God
Switzerland is so fast even if you put it in 0.25x speed it’s still fast
Monaco and Liechtenstein though
@@CatInABaseballCap and luxembourg
how bout 0.05?
0:40 Switzerland literally took 0.01 seconds to say.
Switzerland didn't even appear that's how good it is
it was completely cut out
@@randomguy3961 I heard s-austria instead of Switzerland austria
@@Iseonix saucetria
Liechtenstein took even faster to say
Switzerland: Gets all the glory.
Austria: Am I a joke to you?
@Dead Channel More like "Bin I a Witz für di?"
It's so smart it almost took over the world in 1945!
1:53 My wifi:
Somalia internet speed: 0.62mbps
switzerland is so fast that even on 0.25 speed its still a milisecond but somalia is so slow that even with 2 speed it took forever
25 seconds bro
2:23 his face tho 👁👄👁
He zesty
btw Somalia alone goes from 1:52 - 2:40 which, I kid you not, is over an entire QUARTER of the whole video
@@RandomGamer- guys, dont go to the UK, they have a frickin dispute with Argentina
@@Craftomany At least it's not IN their mainland.
@@RandomGamer- hold up, that's not the reason why it's bad. it's terrorism, war and piracy
@@ImMannyLol the war partially has to do with the Somaliland dispute.
@@RandomGamer- shush
Switzerland felt like a milisecond 😂
Wait it existed
switzerland: exists
also switzerland: unexists with in a nanosecond
Its either because they’re neutral, or because they’re neutral.
Really? Didnt notice switzerland was there.
@@idontknowrlly3808 darn, I thought it was because they are rich or because they have fresh air or because of low taxes or because of the cool weather or maybe because they can vote their laws
Is that place actually paradise?
0:40 I guess Switzerland is really good country
1:52 minecraft cave sounds be like
Imagine in 0.25 speed
@@TopperAnimator I tried it
0:54 bro turned into a motor
This is basically: Every country Yakko says, the speed is randomized
Nah probably he means the higher the hdi the faster the speed and the lower the slower
But africa is definitely NOT randomized
@@theonetruepancakeman i dont think so since niger has the lowest HDI in the world but it was faster than somalia
@@onyxisgone it's overall in a bunch of factors like stability, crime rates and recent wars/civil wars as well as hdi. Somalia has no laws as well, at least Niger as A few laws
B O T H Y E M E N S
We actually Paid him to speed up Venezuela or it would be 500,000 hours of yakko saying Venezuela
And Somalia, without paying it would take 1000 years to pronounce the full word.
1:16-1:18 Korea is said twice but to further clarify by country flag in case some of you don’t know
The part slowed down represents 🇰🇵
The part sped up represents 🇰🇷
Monaco and Lichtenstein: 🍐🎲
Somalia: 🔥🕳️
Fire in the hole?
@@YoshiRojo think they meant Hell
pear in the dice
@@YoshiRojo Hell Hole...
0:19 I'm Venezuelan and i live good lol
One of the lucky few :')
How is the inflation btw?
i’m a venezuelan and it sucks
1:15 As a Bangladeshi who lives in the unsafest city in HDI, I am feeling fine in place
Bro is so lucky, bro encounters only few crimes in Venezuela
1:53 school chromebooks be like
Africa literally takes up over half of the video 💀💀💀💀
Noah: Vietnam is 150% speed
Me: WAIT WHAT?
Noah: Oh!
Me: Ok, ok!
It’s actually 120% speed
Whoops!
vietnam is too fast
Somalia is like 1000% slower
You can't live im the Caribbean and even if you had all the supplies on your raft you'll still have the worst time
2:33 pov: you died in fnaf4
During Somalia’s part, I was able to actually get a life foundation, a good life, 5 different college degrees get married, get a job, become a millionaire, get married, have kids, become a grandma, get sent to a nursing home, and die peacefully, with it still going.
I am saying this from my grave. Thank you.
You’re still alive
The slow countries sound like something is coming to get you
Respect to everyone who watch Somalia's whole part😢🇸🇴
Like me
Bro roasted somalia in 34568447954794 languages
man stfu that isn't a damn language.l and it's not even close to 34,568,447,954,794 languages
Switzerland: 0.01 seconds
Somalia: 100 years
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!
Somalia: "freezes''
Me: always like my device
Switzerland felt like a millisecond
Somalia is 20 seconds
Somalia was 50 seconds💀
@@NoahBall08 rather then skip 50 seconds it's 54 seconds
I could’ve sworn Greenland was the happiest country in the world
Video: slowly getting Somalia
Me: meemememme😴😴😴
I found you
@@toccarabolden1017 ?
Yakko: Both Yemens
What normal people hear: Really slow Both Yemens
What i hear: Dinosaur
I love after 5 years of Somalia, Kenya is just their for 1 millisecond.
Yemen should also be like a minute long. The war there is way worse than Somalia's
And Syria and Afghanistan
@@mayorhumdinger7229syria and afghanistan should have been really slow at the date of this video but now they are much more stable and better places to live in. Cant say the same about somalia and yemen though
By now, just double the length of the video at Palestine
When he gets to Subsaharan African, he immediately breathes in immense amounts of Sulfur Hexafluoride.
Switzerland was so fast he didn’t even say anything
I couldn't even properly hear my country's name, that's how fast it was. (Finland)
You vastly overestimate how good it is to live in Saudi Arabia
in 0.25 speed it is still a third of a second so it is good
Switzerland and Nordic: *Literally Nonexistent*
Somalia: One School Day
Yakoo: Sings Somalia
Before that: Full Europe went off
No one:
Somalia 🇸🇴: *takes over quarter of the video*
*Yakko gets to africa*
Prepares mentally to whats about to happen
3:00 CHICKKKKK
2:10 horror music
I like how the description of this video is #somalia
not somalia as a hashtag 💀
If you put Somalia in 0.25 speed you think it’s will be whole for this country. Or you think it’s fake (1x speed) and you think it’s real (0.25x speed) because this country dangerous then whole world.
1:16 not South Korea but yes North Korea
BAHAHA
He mentions korea twice, both north and south differently
He said it once slow and once fast
1:38 i hear Bear Roblox Disstrack?
yes.
1:48 I think Chad should be the fastest, must be nice to know you are a true chad
No it shout be 1 b hours long
Chad is a poor country and I really don't understand people, who like it just because of it's name.
@@cafekaskada9290 yes and pour is spelt wrong chad should be so long because it’s poor and they aren’t welcoming
@@Oliverfootballl corrected, I don't know, why have I written it that way, I must be tired and I'm not a native.
@@cafekaskada9290 yes I always mis type
1:51 The time stopped...
It's funny how Yakko mentions comunists countries sooooo sloooooly.
What about china
@@muhammadfurqan417OP was held at gunpoint
How about Russia?
The best accuracy by far is somalia.
From my point, Latin america could be slower.
As a latin american who has beem trough almost central america, I disagree, actually living here is pretty good except from some countries but here where I live in Panama it's really good
@@DanBz13 Thats because you live in Panama, and Panama is the calm between the storm of Central America (Not counting Costa Rica).
Latin America has a high homicide rate. But economically not so bad. And women aren't treated egregiously as in lslamic countries
@@travelleryu well you are rigth in the last, but not really agreeing about the economy.
Latin America Is also a region with high density, even if not as Asia or Africa.
Latin America and Asia can be grouped in the same survivial difficulty.
Bro forgot that the Philippines has over 110million people 💀
What?
"Guatemala, Bolivia" killed me lol
Europe: _i'm speed_
Asia: why are u runnin?
Africa: *why am i still here... just to suffer*
lol love how when it got to the balkans it slowed down
Congratulations for 3000 subscribers!
2:33 your opinion
Finland is the best country to live in because it’s the happiest.
The happiest country is the maldives because they are gonna not exist in two years
And Finland is a frozen wasteland with the only source of happiness is vodka
No it's swiss because there's gonna stay neutral
@Wee Tio but still swiss will stay neutral when war happens so nothing to worry. Just follow rules and you're complete safe. The thing with free is just something else
Finland is also the most depressed country in the world so it doesn’t really make sense you’re either overly happy or sad in Finland
Nordic: 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏔🌋🗻🏕🏕🏖🏚🏞🏙🏞🏣🏟🏙🏟🏘🏤🏝🏚⛲⛲🌅🌅⛲🏰🏰🏪🌄⛺🏩🌆🏩🌇
Somaila: I was able to get married, Have kids, Break up, get another wife, Retire and die with this still playing while I'm in my coffin
Yakko taking his time with Somalia
What is the precise measurement of how good the country is to live in this video by the way? GNI? HDI? Level of democracy/freedom?
I didn’t realize Greenland wasn’t that bad
United States Canada Mexico Panama
_HAITI_ 👽👽👽
Ecuador was almost normal
I think thats good-
i laughed with this video 😆🤣🤣🤣😄😆😆🤣🤣😂😂🤣😆😂😂😂
bro got a tiktok edit in africa
On Switzerland, Monaco, and Liechtenstein is so fast
1:52
I'm from Serbia and I expected Yugoslavia to not change at all, and it didn't
Ireland was very fast, and it is a very good country to live, I can say this cuz I’m from Ireland
I can see through your profile picture
Can you guess mean:)
@@Bluemap. Botswana
3:00 what was that noise💀
1:52 Yakko.exe has stopped working
Monaco, Liechtenstein, and Switzerland: I am speed
Somalia: *I am speed'nt*
1:17 North
1:18 South
0:57 my country, kuwait
i love how one of the tags is #somalia
so is no one gonna talk about that switzerland was so fast it was basicly skipped
Switzerland: Supercomputer
Somalia: school laptop
day 26 of asking pov you live in spain mr incredible canny:
la coruña: canny phase 6
pontevedra: canny phase 5
orense: canny phase 4
lugo: canny phase 5
asturias: canny phase 6
cantabria: canny phase 7
leon: canny phae 6
zamora: canny phase 6
palencia: canny phase 7
valladolid: canny phase 8
salamanca: canny phase 8
ávila: canny phase 5
caceres: canny phase 2
badajoz: canny phase 1: or neutral
vizcaya: canny phase 9
burgos: canny phase 8
segovia: canny phase 7
soria: canny phase 6
alava: canny phase 9
la rioja canny phase 7
guipuzcoa: canny phase 9
huelva: canny phase 0 or neutral
navarra: canny phase 9
seville: canny phase 4
cádiz: canny phase 0 or neutral
toledo: canny phase 3
ciudad real: canny phase 2
madrid: canny phase 9
cordoba: canny phase 1
malaga: canny phase 2
jaen: canny phase 0
granada: canny phase 1
guadalajara: canny phase 6
cuenca: canny phase 3
albacete: canny phase 4
almeria: canny phase 0 or neutral
murcia: canny phase 3
huesca: canny phase 7
zaragoza: canny phase 8
teruel: canny phase 6
castellon: canny phase 4
valencia: canny phase 6
alicante: canny phase 4
lerida: canny phase 6
tarragona: canny phase 5
gerona: canny phase 6
barcelona: canny phase 8
ballearic islands: canny phase 4
canary islands: canny phase 3
ceuta: canny phase 1 or neutral
melilla: canny phase 0 or neutral
Yesss
Can you rather do it by provinces? That one is WAY too long
Its autonomous communities are: Galicia: Canny phase 5
Asturias: Canny phase 6
Cantabria: Canny phase 7
Basque Country: Canny phase 7
Navarra: Canny phase 5
La Rioja: Canny phase 7
Aragon: Canny phase 7
Catalonia: Canny phase 7
Valencia: Canny phase 7
Balearic Islands: Canny phase 4
Murcia: Canny phase 3
Madrid: Canny phase 9
Castilla La Mancha: Canny phase 5
Castilla and Leon: Canny phase 7
Extremadura: Canny phase 2
Andalusia: Canny phase 4
Canary Islands: Canny phase 3
Ceuta: Canny phase 1
Melilla: Canny phase 0
@@NoahBall08 those are provinces lol
@@HispanH Oh, I meant autonomous communities
Switzerland: EXTREMELY FAST
Somalia: Soooooooo slow it takes like 1 minute
Imagine listening to Somalia on.25 💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
i graduated, got married, had kids, watched them grow, became a grandpa, died, and somalis is still halfway
people say somalia is mc wifi, but holy shit mc wifi is so good
Guide
🟦-fast(0-2s)
🟩-normal(3-5s)
🟧-slow(6-14s)
🟥-ultra slow(15s+)
my question, where do you get all this info
Bruh Yakko's face when it was Somalia's time 😭
During somalia part i was able to finish my homeworks i was able to travel the whole world and have a spare seconds left!
Somalia literally sounds like a horror game ambience
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