In japan having a fat ass is not seen as a good thing, only big boobs are good, which is why most anime characters have a Frank Hill ass despite having thunder thighs.
This means there was a chance that some bloke coming home from the pub might have encountered a tiny angy Japanese lady. "You alright luv?" " *Incomprehensible elder goblin screeching* " Britain just got a new cryptid. Tenma is loose.
Yeah, looking at that picture... no light, no railing, random step sizes... that's British construction all right. I'm sure they'd never allow it in new construction, but they have a lot of really old housing stock.
@@RobertLutece909 Funnily enough, this is actually newer construction compared to say Victorian housing (which tends to be a lot better, my stairs are straight and have a rail for one). This is post-war housing when the idea was to cram everyone in like sardines for as little cost as possible. A lot of homes were destroyed during the Blitz when the Austrian Painter bombed us. Funnily enough the whole obsession the Americans have with British food is also in-part due to the World Wars (rationing culture became ingrained - you ate what you were given and what you were given was whatever cheap food your parents could afford, which was usually factory-produced and simple. If you complained you starved.) with the other factor being the Industrial Revolution. As for newer construction I really wouldn't put it past councils, landlords and housing associations to provide the absolute bare minimum for poor people to cut costs. Depends on location though.
Moment she showed those stairs I knew exactly the issue (am from bongland) Theyre fucking killers. Its not the carpet or the spiral *per se* its the fact that most British housing was built after the war and constructed with the philosophy of getting as many houses in as small a space as possible. Because of this, houses are generally cramped and the stairs are SUPER narrow, like you can't go down them normally, you almost have to go down them sidefooted. So no light + tired its very easy to misstep and slip.
Looking at that picture, I'm amazed that there are still houses that don't have rails on the walls to prevent falls from happening. I don't blame Mi-chan one bit those stairs look LETHAL.
I mean stairs are a common source of injury among children. For every 5 minutes, a child is treated for a stair-related injury. No wonder Tenma fell on it twice
No lights, no handrails, short-ish steps covered with slippery carpet and there's basically a 2 feet drop around the inner corner. I wouldn't be surprised if the walls and carpet were covered in bloodstains.
My aunt has stairs just like these. As a child, I ate shit on many occasions when visiting overnight. As an adult, I've only fallen once, because I absolutely plastered
See there's these neat inventions where you'd sit on a chair and it would go down a rail along the stairs to take you to another floor. Its used to allow people that have difficulty on stairs to avoid the stairs. Now I'll not give examples on who uses them generally. But I feel like it would be a good investment for Tenma.
seeing as my bedroom was the attic for a few years as a kid with a very similar staircase, except with slippery wood, i can only say skill issue, as ive never fallen down it lmfao
And that's why you can't spell Stairmaster without Tenma.........what you mean there is a N missing? Ofc it is, that broke when her Foxass bounced down those stairs |D
Tenma, whenever you feel bored and start reading these comments, just keep in mind that here in the west having cake is good! I find that japanese standards are really strange in some things, hahaha
Women fear her, fish fear her, men turn their eyes away from her, as she walks no beast dare makes a sound in her presence, she is alone on this barren earth yet, she loses to stairs. Who am I?
I can relate. I am pretty sure in my house the height of stairs changes from level 1-2 to level 2-3. I also think that due to age (hooray for European old ass buildings) not all stairs are perfectly flat anymore.
Damn, imagine this: it's 2 AM, you sleep the sleep of the righteous and suddenly you hear world ending noises signifying that your relative kitsune's gynormous back end is trying to ruin your beautiful stairs! TWICE!
![Tenma thirsting over viewers while Lumi watches in disbelief [Highlight - Muscle Review]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8yJbC1QDDvw/mqdefault.jpg)
bozo doesnt know she has a flashlight on her phone!
Big fan of your edits. Keep it up!
She's a dummy and dummy-thick! That's our Mii-chan!
NotTheo, why did u not repost that legendary fanart we lobbed around frequently? We even had a backgroundless version ;(
Those Stairs must be cordoned off and declared a sanctuary for the Kanpainiki
LMAO tf kinda knockoff phone she got that doesn’t have a flashlight
It's funny that mostly everyone was giving Tenma a compliment, and she thought they were insulting her.
it's the asian mindset skinny as shit= good
Which is unsurprising considering that's the normal routine between vtubers and chat, especially with Tenma. XD
In japan having a fat ass is not seen as a good thing, only big boobs are good, which is why most anime characters have a Frank Hill ass despite having thunder thighs.
In fairness, it's still a _relatively_ new thing in Western culture, too
Hello
**WHAT THE F DID YOU JUST SAY T**
It's kinda unsafe from the grandma to not have any support handles in the stairs
Ooooh this explains it. There was no stair trolley thingie like in Tenma's house.
shut up learn to walk up stairs
Good work NotTheo, she's trying to escape the ass allegations.
you mean the ASSlegations?
It's good to hear Tenma has some cake. Her personality was doing a lot of the heavy lifting 🤭
Thats a good one lol
This means there was a chance that some bloke coming home from the pub might have encountered a tiny angy Japanese lady.
"You alright luv?"
" *Incomprehensible elder goblin screeching* "
Britain just got a new cryptid.
Tenma is loose.
Damn, those stairs got lucky.
DAMN
Bro
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT THEM! IT'S NOT FAIR!
I wish those stairs were me
First Pippa's XL leggings, now Tenma's stairs being too narrow.
My God, that screeching oath of vengeance at the end is the funniest thing I've heard all day.
Tenma is just adorable.
That oath was so raw she gained a Paladin level
puny UK craftsmanship cannot handle the full kitsune cake
Well damn, those stairs got you like Miguel o'hara would.
Typical British death stairs, several centimeters smaller than your typical stairs. Completely unnoticeable until you are halfway to hell.
Yeah, looking at that picture... no light, no railing, random step sizes... that's British construction all right. I'm sure they'd never allow it in new construction, but they have a lot of really old housing stock.
@@RobertLutece909 Funnily enough, this is actually newer construction compared to say Victorian housing (which tends to be a lot better, my stairs are straight and have a rail for one). This is post-war housing when the idea was to cram everyone in like sardines for as little cost as possible. A lot of homes were destroyed during the Blitz when the Austrian Painter bombed us. Funnily enough the whole obsession the Americans have with British food is also in-part due to the World Wars (rationing culture became ingrained - you ate what you were given and what you were given was whatever cheap food your parents could afford, which was usually factory-produced and simple. If you complained you starved.) with the other factor being the Industrial Revolution.
As for newer construction I really wouldn't put it past councils, landlords and housing associations to provide the absolute bare minimum for poor people to cut costs. Depends on location though.
Moment she showed those stairs I knew exactly the issue (am from bongland)
Theyre fucking killers. Its not the carpet or the spiral *per se* its the fact that most British housing was built after the war and constructed with the philosophy of getting as many houses in as small a space as possible. Because of this, houses are generally cramped and the stairs are SUPER narrow, like you can't go down them normally, you almost have to go down them sidefooted. So no light + tired its very easy to misstep and slip.
Preach brother. I used to live in an Edwardian house with stairs to the attic like those. I don't remember how many times I slipped/fell down them.
she should try the american way of going down stairs. jump at the top, go through the floor at the bottom.
That's really interesting. Tenma technically suffered a WWII injury.
@@onionhat745did she touch an American boat before the incident?
It would explain a lot.
it's because all of our architects are europeam and they design the houses to kill british people. but in vain
New form unlocked: thiccma
Out for blood with that title name NotTheo, god damn
Looking at that picture, I'm amazed that there are still houses that don't have rails on the walls to prevent falls from happening. I don't blame Mi-chan one bit those stairs look LETHAL.
You can tell Tenma that she looks pretty and she thinks you have a vendetta.
Tenma cake is real
NotTheo woke up and chose violence
I mean stairs are a common source of injury among children. For every 5 minutes, a child is treated for a stair-related injury. No wonder Tenma fell on it twice
Tenma has so much cake, she hits the stairs twice each fall
As a Bri'ish person myself, that staircase looks like it's from a normal/former terraced or semi-detached council house.
my angy, blind, vertically challenged, balance lacking, clumsy oshi's back
Down D. Stairs strikes again
She still not beating those allegations
Tenma's gonna need those old lady stair elevators soon 😢
Bruh those are some haunted house stairs
It’s not a laughing matter as she hold back her own laughter.
“THERE’S NO LIGHT AT 2AM” Tenma has a phone, no?
My family has an old saying that goes "They hurt the Tenma, they get hit by the Chairma!" Those stairs shall be dealt with!
This is for what the ligth function of a smartphone is there saved my ass from looking like a pavians more then once
No lights, no handrails, short-ish steps covered with slippery carpet and there's basically a 2 feet drop around the inner corner.
I wouldn't be surprised if the walls and carpet were covered in bloodstains.
Insert metal gear dummy thicc meme
Fox: 1:42
Chatters: Oh, clearly there was something to bounce on, Thiccma
Oh so *that* was the rent she was on about 😅
"let me kiss it so it wont hurt no more"
As a Brit I can confirm these stairs are absolute shite
Tenma: I Have No Phone And I Must Fall
phone has a flashlight, skill issues
She heard that the pizza was there.
My aunt has stairs just like these.
As a child, I ate shit on many occasions when visiting overnight. As an adult, I've only fallen once, because I absolutely plastered
Tenma and the Daleks having the same weakness to British Stairs seems oddly appropriate.
She’s got that cake gentlemen….
Yeah i saw it was that Tenma had so much cake it was bumping on the stairs when she was walking down. It was a compliment on my end
That's her relatives fault for leaving grandma alone in the second floor alone at night, it's almost looks like they set her up for this outcome.
The stairs are enjoying cake
I ate a stair with my brow once, didn't split my brow in two so I walked away without even cursing.
Fish hat Maemi is powerful
I saw the title and knew I had to watch the video
Gravity and Mii-chan. A tale as old as time
The unique combination of Short and Caked messes with her center of gravity
There's no escape , if 10ma doesn't have a bakery she would be in the hospital rn. The dumptruck absorb most of the fall dmg 😂
Lucky stairs, they got the nice cake
We need more fanart of her caked up now.
My grandparents have the same type of stairs. Have to go down one at a time.
NotTheo playing with fire with the title of this one. Brave, brave, foolish kanpainiki...
Thats what she gets for being a disorderly neighbor.
Also, tenma the dumbtruck of the office
Someone needs to edit that scene from IT Crowd where the old lady falls down the stairs
Tenma "Big Bunda" Maemi 😮
If she hates stairs, why not try living a place without stairs & need to use rocket jumping.
That title is something else, but Tenma's a goofy goober for sure
See, what you do on those types of stairs is to sit down and scootch down them, one step at a time.
Look how low to the ground the photo was taken
She will never understand when people are saying good things about her
Stairs in our old house are that shitty too, but smooth slippery wood, not even carpet. It hurts.
"What is wrong with the British" a question as old as time.
Thats title is great 😂
See there's these neat inventions where you'd sit on a chair and it would go down a rail along the stairs to take you to another floor.
Its used to allow people that have difficulty on stairs to avoid the stairs. Now I'll not give examples on who uses them generally. But I feel like it would be a good investment for Tenma.
Ok. Tenma cake don't need to be a visual at 1am.
Those stairs look so evil, thank god she had a blessed ass to cushion the fall
Cake so big the balance is screwed
Stairs. The true final boss of Phase Connect.
seeing as my bedroom was the attic for a few years as a kid with a very similar staircase, except with slippery wood, i can only say skill issue, as ive never fallen down it lmfao
And that's why you can't spell Stairmaster without Tenma.........what you mean there is a N missing? Ofc it is, that broke when her Foxass bounced down those stairs |D
Gotta get one of those chairs installed so you don't hurt yourself.
You are doing important work here. I hope tenma lets you see the sun often enough so you don't wither in her basement.
"I see the light " LOL
I wonder what was louder: the impacts on the stairs, or the profanity-laden tirades that followed?
From that picture, it looks like those stairs don't have handrails, which is probably most of the problem.
if tenma dies we wont have a fox lady. please don't fall down the stairs anymore.
I warned you about stair! I told you bro!
It keeps happening!
I told you man! I told you about stairs!
Tenma, whenever you feel bored and start reading these comments, just keep in mind that here in the west having cake is good!
I find that japanese standards are really strange in some things, hahaha
Granma hates stairs, checks out.
Level 10 Gyatt confirmed!!!
LOL this title is just adding gasoline to the forest fire
Oh man i wish i was those stairs my gooooood. Tenma backing up with a double wide
Look like pretty normal stairs to me.
Gets stepped on AND the double wide double special!? Call my ass some Britbong Stairs BAYBEE!!!
Notice how she complained about people saying she was extra thicc, even said it didnt make sense... but she didnt deny it.
Claptrap intensifies
Omg, how brutal the video title is to Tenma🤣
Women fear her, fish fear her, men turn their eyes away from her, as she walks no beast dare makes a sound in her presence, she is alone on this barren earth yet, she loses to stairs. Who am I?
Poor fox
Tenma, I've been to Japan. You have narrow ass stairs too.
House must be old. Freakin stairs look like they were made in the 70s.
Well we can’t really tell of the stairs are narrow. We need pictures of the Fox bottom for comparison
I can relate. I am pretty sure in my house the height of stairs changes from level 1-2 to level 2-3. I also think that due to age (hooray for European old ass buildings) not all stairs are perfectly flat anymore.
Yo tenma just rhymed so good
"I'm back in the game"
"I want to faqing complain"
Gosh dang💯
[ *Spekkio theme* ]
Damn, imagine this: it's 2 AM, you sleep the sleep of the righteous and suddenly you hear world ending noises signifying that your relative kitsune's gynormous back end is trying to ruin your beautiful stairs! TWICE!