CAPTAIN AHAB HUNTS THE VILE PALLID PARASOL | DEEPWOKEN

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  • @ascian4908
    @ascian4908 20 днів тому +89

    CHA, MAGANERA!

  • @Tropicality.
    @Tropicality. 20 днів тому +28

    ONCE AGAIN, JOHN TRIGI HAS MADE A FOOL OF ME!

  • @PLATFORM_HERE
    @PLATFORM_HERE 21 день тому +55

    Sad Captain Ahab Story. Captain Ahab gets Bullied in School by Every Single Kid because of What She Does. Captain Ahab is always Talking about the Pallid Whale and finds Ways to change every Subject To the Pallid Whale in a Conversation. Kids were Sick of it because Captain Ahab wouldn't Shut Up about that Damned Whale! Captain Ahab just Thought that Nobody Else had her Vision. So after Class she Started an Afterschool Club called the Pequod Crew. Only Two kids Joined. The Vice-President Club Leader Starbuck, and Queequeg. Queequeg tells Yesod, the Club Supervisor, that the Club is all about Marine Life Education so that the Club doesn't get Shut Down. Eventually more Kids Joined the Pequod Crew because Captain Ahab spread Propaganda about the Greatness of the Club. She Had a Unique way of Words to say the Least. Most of the Students just Thought the Pequod Crew was filled With Morons Who think they can Do Whatever they Want in the School. Now Captain Ahab was Yapping about the Pallid Whale nonstop. She Even got One of the Pequod Crew Members, Pip, to Film her Ripping Apart a Cardboard Cutout of the Pallid Whale. The Pequod Crew became a Huge Laughingstock after That. Captain Ahab got Very Insecure because now She is the Butt of all Jokes. During Lunch periods she hears The Kids gossip. "Captain Ahab is too Unfit to defeat the Whale!" "Captain Ahab is too Unintelligent to Plan for the Whale's Demise!" "Captain Ahab has the Physique of the Pallid Whale!" But Captain Ahab still Held on to Her Obsession. One day the Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary came and Joined the Pequod Crew. Everyone was Shocked. Nobody Ever heard of the Pequod Crew again after That. But the Pequod Crew was working in Silence. Captain Ahab said that The Waves will come Next Week. So the Crew Prepared. Next week They were Out at Sea Hunting the Pallid Whale. The Pallid Whale showed Up. Captain Ahab thrust her Harpoon into the Whale. Everyone Cheered. Like and Share if this Story was Inspiring.

  • @shunsui_43
    @shunsui_43 20 днів тому +16

    You have given me incentive to make an indigo elder build and start hunting world serpents on it, thank you.

  • @Theohimself.
    @Theohimself. 20 днів тому +32

    THE FAULT LIES WITH YOU ONCE MORE ISHAMAEL

    • @Sancho_Real
      @Sancho_Real 19 днів тому +1

      All my fault? I daresay it's all thanks to me.

  • @Shololll
    @Shololll 20 днів тому +23

    CHA MAGANERA!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jjj-11
    @jjj-11 17 днів тому +2

    I love how Ahab is always on the verge of dying of terminal dehydration.

  • @abulletant1147
    @abulletant1147 20 днів тому +7

    Dragon called world serpent preparing to oneshot ahabs deceiving dream

  • @theverywhat1993
    @theverywhat1993 20 днів тому +5

    got me fucked up watching blind obsession ishmael hunt down world serpent

  • @ArrylBarhaldin-w7j
    @ArrylBarhaldin-w7j 10 днів тому +1

    ARE YOU STILL FAILED TO SEE? THEY ALREADY ARE, 'AHAB'!

  • @Sky_darts
    @Sky_darts 20 днів тому +7

    Now you oughta hunt the VILE, THE TERRIBLE, THE MENACING, THE FEROCIOUS… DREAD OF CAERANTHRIL!

  • @Rhinx
    @Rhinx 11 днів тому

    lore accurate

  • @deadyouare2906
    @deadyouare2906 21 день тому +2

    another John Trigi banger

    • @JohnTrigi
      @JohnTrigi  21 день тому

      ANOTHER JOHN TRIGI BANGER

  • @simonsmythe5401
    @simonsmythe5401 20 днів тому +1

    A successful hunt!

  • @lolka_bam
    @lolka_bam 19 днів тому

    CHA, MAGANERA!!!

  • @elcanomarioOnYT
    @elcanomarioOnYT 19 днів тому

    CHA!!!! MAGANEDA!!!

  • @yuishiro9781
    @yuishiro9781 18 днів тому

    CHA! MAGANERA!!

  • @aR3r-rg4yc
    @aR3r-rg4yc 19 днів тому

    CHA MANAGERA

  • @LowQualityComedian
    @LowQualityComedian 20 днів тому

    HUNT THE WHA-… That’s not a whale.

  • @malthe236
    @malthe236 20 днів тому

    I heart ahab

  • @WillaKlarias
    @WillaKlarias 19 днів тому

    CHA MAGANERA!!!!! 💯🗣️🗣️💥🫵🫵

  • @shremp69
    @shremp69 20 днів тому

    NOW, GO BLOCK IT!

  • @Ishmael3
    @Ishmael3 14 днів тому

    HOW IS SHE STILL ALIVE?! I THOUGHT SHE DIED WITH THE WHALE!

  • @krampuslabus791
    @krampuslabus791 21 день тому +1

    what is this 😭🙏

  • @Poyoth13
    @Poyoth13 19 днів тому

    WHERES THE PEQUOD TRIO WHERES STARBUCK AND QUEQUIG

  • @вениаминларин-ь3ф
    @вениаминларин-ь3ф 19 днів тому

    DROP THE BUILD

  • @justamushroom8689
    @justamushroom8689 20 днів тому

    Drop the build lil bro.

  • @benyoshimura
    @benyoshimura 19 днів тому

    bro i stole this dude boat with my friend lmao