People Share Stories of "Idiotic" Real-Life Vigilantes (r/AskReddit)

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  • @IRC205
    @IRC205 5 років тому +13940

    1:17
    Woman: breaks into car to “save the dog’s life”
    Woman moments later: demands that the dog is put to sleep

    • @rednation149
      @rednation149 5 років тому +780

      Ivn RC probably a regular Karen

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 років тому +1106

      She only wants to save its life when it benefits her

    • @anthonydelgado9993
      @anthonydelgado9993 5 років тому +1083

      PETA in a nutshell

    • @octoaiden
      @octoaiden 5 років тому +268

      big brain time

    • @MitchellTF
      @MitchellTF 5 років тому +368

      Yeah. That's like...I don't know HOW to describe that level of insane hypocrisy.

  • @idontcareaboutmyuser5482
    @idontcareaboutmyuser5482 5 років тому +2348

    *tries to save dog*
    Now put it down

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 5 років тому +115

      me: "Ok"
      me: puts dog on floor
      me: "There you go bud"

    • @cherryberry2790
      @cherryberry2790 5 років тому +28

      Ohh the hokey pokey ohh the hokey pokey smash the window in take the dog out do the hokey pokey and put the dog down

    • @mechanicalbreathing589
      @mechanicalbreathing589 5 років тому +8

      Ice Wing big brain!

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 5 років тому +31

      PETA in a nut shell

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 5 років тому +15

      Ice Wing I can just imagine the dog just laying there like “dis is a nice floor, I like dis floor.”

  • @TehFoamy
    @TehFoamy 4 роки тому +370

    "Your dog will get sick if it eats trash, you should avoid this by letting it eat trash!"
    That's like saying "You should get rid of all your money so you don't lose it!"

    • @aliight
      @aliight 4 роки тому +2

      lmao

    • @vikingraven4758
      @vikingraven4758 4 роки тому

      Not really. A biological body isn't a constant, it changes. If the dog eats trash it should in theory build up the immune system of the dog to make it resistant to it.
      Never owned a dog so can't give practical advice to this, but in theory it checks out.

    • @TehFoamy
      @TehFoamy 4 роки тому +30

      @@vikingraven4758 But you're overlooking a very simple fact
      which is
      Your dog doesn't need to build up immunities to the toxins present in trash if it doesn't eat trash in the first place

    • @vikingraven4758
      @vikingraven4758 4 роки тому +4

      +Cameron Henry
      Of course. I think the point was that it should build up the immunity in case the dog eats trash without the owner knowing.
      Of course if you manage to keep it under watch/control 24/7 it shouldn't be a problem.
      That said, I'm more used to cats , which walks wherever they feel like. With people telling me they shouldn't be allowed to hunt or walk outside, because prey may contain worms, or cars can drive over them. Both which are problems that are easy to solve.

    • @dxmanforlife
      @dxmanforlife 4 роки тому

      Tbh i am suprised that no one has said that.

  • @lekocafe
    @lekocafe 5 років тому +3283

    I really hate "do-gooders" who simply cannot mind their own business even when no one is being hurt or abused.

    • @brendanthedreamer
      @brendanthedreamer 5 років тому +336

      They aren't true selfless individuals, if they were they'd apologize and go about their own day. These people only want praise and attention for their acts, which nullifies any good they've done.

    • @tylerconnell3709
      @tylerconnell3709 5 років тому +83

      These people are what governments are made of.

    • @coolcat1530
      @coolcat1530 5 років тому +7

      @@tylerconnell3709 At least this administration

    • @misterstun1887
      @misterstun1887 5 років тому +26

      I mean if I sense someone being hurt/abused lll ask what’s going on if I get a normal response or some I’ll go about my day.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 5 років тому +36

      True do-gooders think first of themselves, then assess the situation and only THEN will they take action. You know like someone calling an ambulance after an accident but not actually trying to keep someone alive without knowing wtf you're doing.

  • @incineroar9933
    @incineroar9933 5 років тому +1776

    I've had people try to convince me to release my pet birds into the wild. They're tropical birds. I live in Canada. They would die. I explain this to people and they keep going on about how one day of freedom is better than a life in a cage, then tend to get ornery when I try to explain that my birds are only caged for bedtime.

    • @audreydelaughter4320
      @audreydelaughter4320 4 роки тому +167

      Some people just can’t listen

    • @stardy8131
      @stardy8131 4 роки тому +12

      @D a v i d what about me??

    • @wintershock
      @wintershock 4 роки тому +72

      I have a pigeon. I also live in Canada. People say how I should release him to the wild and that it’s not fair for him to be in a cage for all his life. He gets out once a day when he can and he enjoys my company. My dad even explained that I raised him since he was a baby and that he’s attached to me but my family members wouldn’t listen.

    • @moonlightthenightlight4421
      @moonlightthenightlight4421 4 роки тому +87

      That’s like saying a Polar Bear released into Nevada weather would have a better life than being in the zoo, just because it’s free.
      No, it wouldn’t. It would starve, Burn up, and die.

    • @aSipOfHemlocktea
      @aSipOfHemlocktea 4 роки тому +85

      @@moonlightthenightlight4421 lol reminds me of all the times PETA claimed that shearing sheep and alpacas in hot climates was killing them.

  • @cowboy4378
    @cowboy4378 4 роки тому +169

    Woman: “I save your dog it needs to be safe”
    Woman 1 second later: “your dog bit me after I tried to drag it over broken glass. It must die.”

  • @-star_27-20
    @-star_27-20 5 років тому +650

    Where I live, it’s illegal to have bonfires. One night I was grilling with some friends when I hear fire trucks coming and they all arrive at my house. They see the grill with steaks on it, apologize, and left. Apparently without even investing, my neighbor called the fire department and said I was burning trash.

    • @frankpurvis9189
      @frankpurvis9189 5 років тому +208

      It was him just making his opinion on your steak know

    • @Cheese4cheeseking
      @Cheese4cheeseking 5 років тому +64

      @@frankpurvis9189 damn

    • @cougarhunter33
      @cougarhunter33 5 років тому +49

      If you regularly took your steak past medium rare, he had a point.

    • @pypi3
      @pypi3 5 років тому +30

      According to Gordon Ramsay you probably were

    • @cesartck4682
      @cesartck4682 5 років тому +23

      -Star_27- damnit, I hate when neighbors call emergency services without investing 😑 🙄

  • @Xixu.co.6
    @Xixu.co.6 5 років тому +1467

    I also had my dog stolen. We had a huge yard and she would run around in the yard and just come back inside whenever. Someone took her straight out of the front yard and brought her to a shelter no less than 30 miles away. After a full day of looking for her we gave up and around 4:00pm my mom had the idea to check the animal shelter website. What do you know, there's a my big dumb dog sitting there on the front page with the recent intakes. Jumped in the car and absolutely flew there to get her. This was in 2005, she just died this year at 17 years old. Best dog ever, i hate to imagine a scenario where we didn't find her.

    • @drunkkhajit5035
      @drunkkhajit5035 5 років тому +57

      Is It bad I've thought about stealing a dog in my neighborhood? Its a border collie. I never see the owners interact with him and hes always outside
      Last I checked they had high energy and need mental stimulation, can't really see him getting that in a small fenced in yard and a house

    • @drunkkhajit5035
      @drunkkhajit5035 5 років тому +36

      @@Laid2Rest94 not saying I would
      I just find it dumb to keep a high energy dog MADE FOR HERDING ANIMALS in a backyard all day

    • @Xixu.co.6
      @Xixu.co.6 5 років тому +62

      Drunk Khajit My dog was actually a border collie too. They're not as high energy as people make them out to be. Just a little outside time each day is fine.

    • @Xixu.co.6
      @Xixu.co.6 5 років тому +163

      Bruce Wanker, The Incredible Sulk Edgelord 3000 has entered the chat

    • @Bigbadgoon
      @Bigbadgoon 5 років тому +81

      @Bruce Wanker, The Incredible Sulk
      obvious troll is obvious

  • @fail7828
    @fail7828 4 роки тому +1357

    Ik I'm late, but seeing "I left my dog in 60 degree heat" gave me a heart attack, BC I'm in a country where we have Celsius

    • @drizeanbustee
      @drizeanbustee 4 роки тому +90

      Don’t worry man you don’t need to say “BC I’m in a country where we have celsius” you could’ve just used the outside american term where most none americans use. “We actually know what we are doing so we use celsius” or the kinder alternative.

    • @ManLikeEddy
      @ManLikeEddy 4 роки тому +19

      lmfao you should know that they use different measurement systems in other countries so 60 degree is actually 15 celsius

    • @fail7828
      @fail7828 4 роки тому +76

      @@ManLikeEddy I do know that, pretty bloody obvious, I just had autoplay on for background noise, and randomly looked at it, not paying attention. Chill out, if I'm gonna insult the US, there a way better ways.

    • @benderrodriguez5425
      @benderrodriguez5425 4 роки тому +17

      Three words; metric system, football...

    • @themorebike880
      @themorebike880 4 роки тому +36

      @@ManLikeEddy actually all countries except 3 use Celsius

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 років тому +3435

    "How can I save this dog?
    Oh I know! By shattering glass all over it."

    • @CavemanTrivia
      @CavemanTrivia 5 років тому +261

      And dragging it through that broken glass. I'm such a good person.

    • @kmdcgth34546
      @kmdcgth34546 5 років тому +61

      Perfect logic

    • @AverageHandle_
      @AverageHandle_ 5 років тому +42

      Internet in a Nutshell Channel oh yeah this is big brain time

    • @lordvecna8837
      @lordvecna8837 5 років тому +11

      GENIUS!

    • @AlexFlockhart
      @AlexFlockhart 5 років тому +48

      I never understand why people breaking windows never break the little triangular window behind the rear passenger one. You could reach the lock from it and would be easy to fix after, and not cover anyone inside with a ton of broken glass.

  • @thelunchlady8276
    @thelunchlady8276 5 років тому +4669

    Some lady called the cops on me because I was giving a squirrel a nut in the park. ...Good thing i got my pants back on before they got there.

    • @jmr10s16
      @jmr10s16 5 років тому +149

      lmao

    • @redrobsanthem9206
      @redrobsanthem9206 5 років тому +267

      Profile pic matches

    • @symonesymoneyay690
      @symonesymoneyay690 5 років тому +43

      *bhd cringe face
      *bhd laughing face

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 років тому +39

      Hope you wrapped the squirrel in duct tape so it didn't explode.

    • @xdgaming70
      @xdgaming70 5 років тому +17

      Joe Mama Ew!😂😂😂

  • @Haelikor
    @Haelikor 5 років тому +299

    When I was a teen, I lived in a trailer park. There was a little old lady that lived across the street. I always wore a black hoodie back then, but I was very short.
    Why this is relevant, is she came over to our front door and began to glare at me. I asked what she wanted as my family wasn't home, and she stated flatly I'd robbed her shed. I did no such thing. But she insists I did and said a name that wasn't mine. I put 2 and 2 together, there /was/ a kid that was breaking into sheds along that area at the time, but he was already like 6' tall and Asian. I was a short white dude with a stocky build. We looked nothing alike except we both wore black hoodies. Like almost every kid did in that area.
    But that was enough, she'd caught the shed burglar. She called the police, called them again repeatedly until they warned her to stop, and would exit her home to watch me every single time I walked by to the bus stop.
    Pretending I was some punk breaking and entering, I don't think the 80+ year old lady was going to mean mug me into good behavior but she sure tried.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +24

      She couldn't be reason with "if I'm that burglar why do I live right in front of you? Am I that stupid?"

    • @red0421
      @red0421 4 роки тому +23

      I've met so many old people who seem to think just cos their old, means everyone younger than them should just smile and agree with whatever turd falls from their lips like its gospel.
      I've had a granny give me the stink eye and moan to anyone who would listen about me not giving her my seat on the bus (it was Japanese train car packed, could not stick my elbow out without hitting someone on all sides, let alone stand up and move, everyone else was in the same boat but I'm pretty sure she targeted me because I was the youngest there in my school uniform) and then shut up and scowl at me like I offended her when I stuck my earphones in and ignored her.
      Entitled cow got off at the next stop (which was at the end of the road) anyhow.

    • @MichaelR1275
      @MichaelR1275 4 роки тому +10

      @@red0421 you just made me imagine a old person pooping from their mouth.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 роки тому

      Haha

  • @oldwoman5942
    @oldwoman5942 5 років тому +696

    My mother stumbled and rolled down a hill, striking her cheek on a rock. She had a bruised cheek and black eye and she said for weeks people kept asking if she needed help and would give my poor dad the stink eye. They were married for owner 50 years and he had never even raised his voice at her.

    • @brendanthedreamer
      @brendanthedreamer 5 років тому +141

      People look for any excuse.

    • @Goblinhandler
      @Goblinhandler 5 років тому +105

      Some wannabe hero’s probably

    • @kudzu_
      @kudzu_ 5 років тому +85

      My son when he was a baby chocked me in the eye with one of his toys while I was playing with him, giving me a black eye. Everybody thought I was lying about how and who gave it to me and thought it was rotten I'd blame such a thing on an innocent baby.

    • @lucusl2787
      @lucusl2787 5 років тому +6

      Tell your mum i said i hope shes alright lol

    • @terineedler6219
      @terineedler6219 5 років тому +39

      Couldn't they tell by the trajectory it wasn't caused by blunt force contact w a person and rather the ground? I accidentally sliced my wrist doing a task for my mother and when I got to the hospital I told them exactly what I'd done but they did ask me about offing myself. People are too quick to assume stuff. Also I bruise easily and carring have groceries that hit my I side leg makes massive bruise and women always asking me then insisting I was a frightened abused woman covering for some asshole! I want to smack them.

  • @wummyworm
    @wummyworm 5 років тому +618

    i got two black eyes as a child from standing up in a moving car to look at some ducks i saw, and falling right on the glovebox. i bruise very easily bc of a condition i have and i heal slowly, so everyone thought i was being abused and tried to help... nope, just wanted to see some ducks. and they all assumed it was my dad, when actually i have a very bad relationship with my mom, and my dad and i are super close

  • @TheSevenGuy
    @TheSevenGuy 5 років тому +2397

    The USA: 60 degrees is cold
    Everywhere else: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALIVE

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +157

      No, it's Fahrenheit. So 60 degrees Fahrenheit is cool.

    • @arandomwarlock7414
      @arandomwarlock7414 4 роки тому +524

      @@olymolly3637 we know, that's the joke

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +188

      @@arandomwarlock7414 I got woooshed then lol

    • @minehaecksler
      @minehaecksler 4 роки тому +70

      @@olymolly3637 itswooooshwith4os

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +64

      @@minehaecksler ok thanks.

  • @jazzydrawz3792
    @jazzydrawz3792 5 років тому +581

    Was almost taken from my parents by CPS when I was around five because they deemed having anxiety and hiding under tables means I was being abused and beaten at home.
    No body marks
    No evidence
    They even threatened them by taking them to a private room and saying shit to them.
    Now I hate CPS.

    • @eddiebruv
      @eddiebruv 5 років тому +23

      Almost taken BY your parents FROM the CPS?

    • @jazzydrawz3792
      @jazzydrawz3792 5 років тому +68

      @@eddiebruv mmm yes English 100

    • @Im_a_B0rd
      @Im_a_B0rd 5 років тому +75

      Jazzy Drawz CPS will look for any reason to have your kid taken from you. Sadly where I'm from. It happens a lot

    • @jazzydrawz3792
      @jazzydrawz3792 5 років тому +21

      @@Im_a_B0rd that sucks :(. Luckily my parents fought hard enough to keep me.

    • @therealsugarbitzskelly9780
      @therealsugarbitzskelly9780 5 років тому +42

      So glad you didn't get taken away. I know someone who had just about the same situation as you, except he actually did get taken away, and ended up spending the last three years of his childhood in foster care. I've been in foster care, too, but my situation is different. Still, CPS is just horrible!

  • @lvlHive
    @lvlHive 5 років тому +688

    Some lady tried to fist fight my pregnant mom in a goodwill parking lot while a guy was taking pictures of our license plate because she thought my mom was choking my brother when she put a tie on him

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 5 років тому +30

      the effects
      Oof. Was your mom okay?

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive 5 років тому +60

      @@highadmiraljt5853 She was Okay she was mostly scared people would try to take us away but everything worked out okay for us

    • @Kainmaster
      @Kainmaster 5 років тому +56

      I only read the worst "fist" and was very confused about who the hell would fist a pregnant woman in public. Glad to hear no one got hurt, at least.

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 5 років тому +8

      Forlorn Warrior you'd be surprised 0-0

    • @Lugbzurg
      @Lugbzurg 5 років тому +43

      So, your little sibling had a mecha battle with a kaiju. What a rad start to a good life.

  • @bruhmoment8882
    @bruhmoment8882 4 роки тому +209

    The difference between a vigilante and "wannabe hero" is the desperation

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 4 роки тому +3

      @KayakAdv ababababavabavava batman

    • @spiltmilk0204
      @spiltmilk0204 3 роки тому +7

      @KayakAdv difference is wannabe hero’s just do it for attention and so they can be awarded as “good people” and really don’t care about saving anything

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +1

      @@spiltmilk0204 Whereas a real vigilante is working for good.

  • @joshualiley
    @joshualiley 5 років тому +695

    A few years ago, I was out with my family for my grandma's birthday. The next day, my grandma was on the local news with a warrant for "looking dodgy" because she was looking down whilst we walk out of the restaurant. And there is a CCTV clip of us walking out of the door with the camera focusing on my grandma who does not look shady in the slightest and is merely looking where she is going. As far as I know, no one bothered coming to arrest her and I guess she's technically still on the run

    • @hollaholla7375
      @hollaholla7375 5 років тому +28

      Thanks FIFA 15 Team Of The Year Manuel Neuer 96 Rated card

    • @12345MrTomcat
      @12345MrTomcat 5 років тому +43

      [X] Doubt

    • @bruh-ft7dz
      @bruh-ft7dz 5 років тому +4

      Coolest Man lmao

    • @joshualiley
      @joshualiley 5 років тому +5

      @rslashlikemycomment bøi From what I remember, they thought she'd done something illegal (no idea what)

    • @Shineynsparkles
      @Shineynsparkles 5 років тому +1

      WTF

  • @johnthomas6224
    @johnthomas6224 5 років тому +1217

    Got a buddy who had child protective services called on her because she vaccinated her kids.

    • @yuathetsundere2482
      @yuathetsundere2482 5 років тому +162

      John Thomas Screw anti vaxxers

    • @terineedler6219
      @terineedler6219 5 років тому +180

      For keeping them alive! What a horrible lady, she must go to jail and not collect 200 $ !

    • @belzedk
      @belzedk 5 років тому +27

      To be fair, its really something you should leave up to professionals :P

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 років тому +51

      @@belzedk That's what they mean. Getting a doctor to vaccinate your kids

    • @angeldust8366
      @angeldust8366 5 років тому +4

      Why were CPS called for

  • @aguyontheinternet5002
    @aguyontheinternet5002 4 роки тому +305

    A customer told me that his granddad was having a stroke and tried to drive to the hospital but was drove off the road by three dudes who pulled him out of the car to beat him and stole his keys because they thought he was drunk they are in jail now.

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 роки тому +46

      Fucking imbeciles

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 роки тому +58

      Hope he was alright.. Was he?

    • @aguyontheinternet5002
      @aguyontheinternet5002 4 роки тому +49

      @@SteveOnlin he recovers luckily.

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 роки тому +19

      @@aguyontheinternet5002 Thanks god

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 роки тому +9

      @Αθηναίος Οπλίτης no it doesn't have to do with autism

  • @wecanplayiguess8791
    @wecanplayiguess8791 5 років тому +724

    My dad was sitting next to baby me in our family minivan while my mom was in the store. The car was running and had tinted windows so when the hero walked by and saw the abandoned baby she called the cops. She never saw my dad sitting in the car so when he stepped out after a couple minutes of watching her she demanded to know how he got in the car with her standing there. No matter how much he tried to reason with her she couldn't wrap her mind around the idea that she was wrong and should have checked the car more thoroughly.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 5 років тому +32

      lmao, haha! That stories a keeper! XD

    • @lj193
      @lj193 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @lj193
      @lj193 5 років тому +4

      @@wu1ming9shi fr 😂

    • @ravenfuckantifa2000
      @ravenfuckantifa2000 5 років тому +42

      What a dumbass, how do you not see him yet you can see the baby?

    • @sophiacristina
      @sophiacristina 5 років тому +30

      Imagine the cop's face...

  • @aria5614
    @aria5614 5 років тому +810

    The breaking into cars to save pets thing is only legal if you call the police first. They probably know to check the outside temp and to give the go ahead or decline.

    • @Lilitha11
      @Lilitha11 5 років тому +112

      Also the normal thing to do is go into the near by shops and be all, "Hey did someone leave their dog in their car?" There is a fairly high chance you will find the owner in one of the near by shops.

    • @drunkkhajit5035
      @drunkkhajit5035 5 років тому +23

      @@Lilitha11 and the owner is usually a dick about it
      Leave the dog at home or leave the ac on

    • @yermoffroad
      @yermoffroad 5 років тому +64

      @@drunkkhajit5035 or if its 50 degrees do nothing cause ya know.. its 50 degrees outside

    • @drunkkhajit5035
      @drunkkhajit5035 5 років тому +1

      @@yermoffroad that's still bordering on hot

    • @ashkrikorian5753
      @ashkrikorian5753 5 років тому +84

      @@drunkkhajit5035 50 degrees is borderline hot? its people like you who are idiots and make society fuked up

  • @sethmoneygetter
    @sethmoneygetter 5 років тому +358

    1:05
    Lady: “You’re a bad owner, you are endangering this dog’s life”
    *Also Lady* :”Put the dog to sleep”

    • @superkamiguru6856
      @superkamiguru6856 4 роки тому +22

      Lady: The dog bit me after I tried to -steal- save it! Put it down!

  • @jyadel
    @jyadel 5 років тому +597

    During college, I had a friend who needed work done on his motorcycle, a Kawasaki KLR 650. He made an appointment in the town over for the work to be done but realized it conflicted with his schedule. I said that I was free and since I had a motorcycle license, I'd take it for him. So I go, wait while the work is done, pay with his card he gave me, and then stop at the gas station on the way back to fill up his tank for him. Well, I go in to pay, and when I come out, some lady has blocked the motorcycle in with her car. I see her on the phone, so I quietly ask her to please move the car. She tells the person on the phone "He's back, I'm gonna hang up" and proceeds to shove the phone in my face, taking photos and video of me and the bike, constantly yelling that I won't be leaving until the police come. I'm confused af, so I sit on the pallet of rock salt and wait for the police (which I hear coming). Turns out the lady called the cops because she thought I was some dirt bike hooligan and she had "caught" me. Lady then proceeded to tell the cop he was a failure at his job when he let me go because she couldn't grasp the concept of dual sport/adventure bikes. She then posted the photos/videos on Facebook later (found out through a friend) but took them down once I threatened to call the cops on her this time.
    Oh, and someone once tried stealing my dog because I had "abandoned it" in the cold. Granted it was below freezing and snow on the ground, but my dog was a Bernese Mountain Dog; I'd been trying to get him in for an hour. We have 80 acres; I'm sure he's having plenty of fun exploring. "Then why did he want to come with me!??!!" He loves car rides, duh.

    • @Lightningstrike1220
      @Lightningstrike1220 5 років тому +80

      Yeah... People don't realize dogs like yours and Great Paranese laugh at the cold.

    • @Pro3110
      @Pro3110 5 років тому +59

      That's why I despise blanket laws that don't allow for common sense and/or the officer's discretion. A Chihuahua will freeze to death by the time it finally cools off enough for a St. Bernard to feel comfortable.

    • @frankpurvis9189
      @frankpurvis9189 5 років тому +23

      Am I missing something about the bike even if you had a dirt bike would there be a reason to call?

    • @GregNixon
      @GregNixon 5 років тому +38

      Yea, people getting mad at dogs being out in the cold/hot weather always got me. I mean what did dogs do before we put them in houses?

    • @frankpurvis9189
      @frankpurvis9189 5 років тому +1

      @@GregNixon find shade the problem comes even you put them where they can't get shade

  • @Rummynose
    @Rummynose 5 років тому +326

    My dog is allergic to beef and some other foods. My neighbour thought we weren't feeding him because we told her not to give him any dog treats over the fence (despite him obviously being well fed, and us explaining to her why she wasn't allowed to feed him).
    One day when we were out she chucked some beef over the fence for him. He ate it and had an extreme allergic reaction. My mum got home just after it happened and immediately rushed him to the vet. The vets helped him and then proceeded to tell us it was one of the worst allergic reactions they had ever seen, and that if my mother hadn't got home when she did the dog would probably have died.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 5 років тому +43

      Duke R, What happened with the neighbour afterwards?

    • @Rummynose
      @Rummynose 5 років тому +97

      @@paladinboyd1228 Nothing much. We tried to explain what she had done to our dog, and she kinda just rolled her eyes and ignored us. It didn't happen again afterwards though, and it probably won't happen again considering she has now moved.
      It's been seven or so years since it happened, and the dog is still alive and mostly healthy (he had to go on permanent medication for his allergies and stuff, but is otherwise fine)

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 5 років тому +16

      Duke R, Glad it got sorted.

    • @somethingyesbutcooler672
      @somethingyesbutcooler672 4 роки тому +55

      That dumb bitch almost killing a dog

    • @notshubhransh
      @notshubhransh 4 роки тому +40

      @@Rummynose sue the fuck out of your neighbor

  • @Error-pe3rq
    @Error-pe3rq 4 роки тому +153

    Woman: IM GONNA SAVE THAT BEAUTIFUL DOG!
    *Seconds later*
    Woman: GET THAT VILE MONSTER AWAY FROM ME!

  • @rumikazbar8228
    @rumikazbar8228 4 роки тому +505

    I was 12 years old, it was 11 pm at night and my dad was driving me and my 2 siblings to get on a ferry. It was a small parking lot, and completely full. My dad found a spot and then waited for a few minutes for the ferry to start boarding, at which point we would have all gotten out of the car onto the boat. My siblings were sleeping in the car, I was awake. Suddenly this lady comes over and tells my dad he should “be a gentleman” and leave the parking lot so she could have the spot. Her car was parked in the middle of the parking lot, not in a space, and she had gotten out to say this. When my dad obviously refused, she said “you fucking asshole” and hit our car. My dad said “don’t touch my car, you idiot. Get out of here now” and she threatened to call the cops. My dad responded “you just cussed and hit my car while my children are inside, so call if you want.” She left red faced. Hero dad moment for 12 year old me

    • @nhojffej5791
      @nhojffej5791 4 роки тому +9

      Ha fake lol

    • @Banditdoritoreal
      @Banditdoritoreal 4 роки тому +13

      Ok boomer

    • @Hecobeco
      @Hecobeco 4 роки тому +16

      ok boomer you ain’t saying shit to the stories in the video dumbfuck

    • @yaboique6650
      @yaboique6650 4 роки тому +31

      @@nhojffej5791 Were you there? No u weren't so be quiet.

    • @saysikerightnow3914
      @saysikerightnow3914 4 роки тому +38

      @@nhojffej5791 You would be surprised how much this happens in crowded parking lots.

  • @worsethanjoerogan8061
    @worsethanjoerogan8061 4 роки тому +74

    Best one for me is listening to a lady give my friend crap for leaving his Husky dogs outside all day in the snow. Like lady, they are sled dogs. They aren't cold out there, they're definitely more comfortable out there than inside.

    • @thedevilsguardfox1651
      @thedevilsguardfox1651 4 роки тому +5

      I've heard stories of when its super hard for them to bring the dogs inside

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 4 роки тому +245

    Driver: "Roads are not for bikes!" *smash*
    Cyclist: "Cars are not for idiots!"

    • @memerboi7128
      @memerboi7128 4 роки тому +3

      enoughofyourkoicarp haha lol

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 років тому +275

    Not sure if this is the same, but once when I was younger me and my mom were at the store and I brought along some of my plush toys, and someone saw us leave and saw my plushies and said to my mom "YOU'RE LETTING YOUR DAUGHTER STEAL?!"
    The store didn't even sell those plushies.

    • @confusedkys6090
      @confusedkys6090 5 років тому +38

      Goddam people are such dumb asses

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 5 років тому +15

      but... what happened afterwards... you cant just leave me on this cliffhanger

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 років тому +51

      @@Monochrome2004 We explained that they were from home (It was a dollar tree, so it should have been obvious they didn't sell beanie babies) and then she slunk off
      She looked so embarrassed, I _almost_ felt bad for her

    • @robbieeinbeck9315
      @robbieeinbeck9315 5 років тому +6

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 honestly i can see where that comes from, people do that shit wayyyy more often then youd think.. if you ever work retail youd realize just how stupid people are.. people would come up to the deli i work at, grab hot ready to eat food and walk down the aisles eating it.. right infront of employees and customers... sad part is only a high level manager can stop/detain them at all.. and anyone else who tries stopping the "customer" is fired for involving themselves unless said customer does anything else aside from stealing

    • @kevin13cabello
      @kevin13cabello 5 років тому +2

      @@robbieeinbeck9315 I do that sometimes at a Walmart I go to that have popcorn chicken but I still pay for it, even if I eat it all lol.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 років тому +171

    "Have to let your dog out to eat trash..."
    -He should have said "Ok, cook her a meal then."

  • @ariel-meinakagawa6016
    @ariel-meinakagawa6016 5 років тому +64

    The first one angers me so much. There’s a difference between leaving your dog in the car with the window cracked occupied with toys and water and leaving your dog in the car alone in boiling heat with no method of escape. Some people just don’t understand it. I had a friend try break into someone’s car when the dog was clearly content and healthy. Had to talk her the hell out of it.

  • @TheComedyGeek
    @TheComedyGeek 5 років тому +219

    It's these sorts of stories that convince me that there are people who are literally INCAPABLE of modifying their initial emotional impression. Something shuts off in their brain and they are no longer taking in new information. They just keep on going with that initial assessment no matter what. These people would fail the fuck out of the test of the Gom Jabbar, which according to the book means they are not truly human. That would explain a lot.

    • @jaderatliff179
      @jaderatliff179 5 років тому +2

      Probably aren't lmao 😬 Or failed versions 🤷 Brains are computers, if there's a malfunction it should be addressed and not treated as the "norm"

    • @TheROZOZOZO
      @TheROZOZOZO 5 років тому +17

      NPCs.

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 5 років тому +6

      I guess to some people it's easier to be angry at the wrong thing than it is to admit you made a mistake

    • @jeanmichel8919
      @jeanmichel8919 4 роки тому

      Dune in a conversation about this srsly?

    • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol
      @i-never-look-at-replies-lol 4 роки тому +1

      Correct. NPCs are not human.

  • @blig5031
    @blig5031 5 років тому +196

    11:29 I feel so bad for your mom can’t I imagine how stressed out she got when the kid ran off towards the busy street

    • @leanykakicsi6152
      @leanykakicsi6152 5 років тому +26

      Salty Miks Some weeks ago the youngest child of a celeb got hit by a car and died when he run out on the street. It was an accident, her mother hold his hand but he stripped his hand out and run. I don’t know the exact story but it was an accident, the driver was sober etc and it is just terrible all over.
      And the thing that the same could have happened to OP thanks to a crazy lady made my blood boil. How stupid can you be?!

    • @kaderp9043
      @kaderp9043 5 років тому +5

      That one made me very angry.

    • @blig5031
      @blig5031 5 років тому +2

      leányka kicsi that’s sad

    • @edlaprade
      @edlaprade 5 років тому +31

      Its actually worse that that. Given the mom's condition, they were both at serious risk. That 'lady' should have been arrested for reckless endangerment.

    • @blig5031
      @blig5031 5 років тому +1

      edlaprade agreed

  • @misscornbread
    @misscornbread 4 роки тому +68

    “I don’t think he/she would give two ducks.”
    The animal warden:🦆🦆

  • @andersonrobotics5608
    @andersonrobotics5608 5 років тому +1306

    Your dog hot!
    ...
    Well thanks for the compliments, but no

  • @blackstone1a
    @blackstone1a 5 років тому +2545

    Alright so as someone pointed out that story about PETA and the lobsters is fake, so fml...

    • @jazzydrawz3792
      @jazzydrawz3792 5 років тому +232

      I could of eaten them :((
      Edit: sorry guys but according to some intellectual called "dude" I have made a grammatical error. Due to this completely foolish mistake by myself I shall state the correct version below.
      I could've (COULD HAVE) eaten them :(.

    • @misou4107
      @misou4107 5 років тому +47

      Wtf from PETA?? 💀💀💀💀🤡

    • @ancientfern2693
      @ancientfern2693 5 років тому +24

      DID NOT really happen. It was made up for laughs.

    • @TwoBitty
      @TwoBitty 5 років тому +232

      Ancient Fern BUT, it was a story based off another event. A PETA activist smashed the glass on a restaurant lobster tank and they all died. Basically a telephone effect.

    • @ancientfern2693
      @ancientfern2693 5 років тому +6

      Wake Ransom Couldn't find that story either.

  • @misscornbread
    @misscornbread 4 роки тому +332

    “ you’re dog is hot!”
    Me: “I know, he takes after me. Now please leave.”
    Edit: You expecting me to thank you for the likes weren’t you? Well, it turns out I had quatation marks
    Misplaced.
    Also thanks for the likes I guess, I don’t know.

  • @lovecrystalgarnets6671
    @lovecrystalgarnets6671 5 років тому +570

    People are like " iM A gOoD sAmArITan" AND TRY TO STEAL PEOPLES DOGS BRUH STAHP

  • @trippyspoons3445
    @trippyspoons3445 5 років тому +527

    I put my toy baby in my brothers car seat when I was a kid and going to school, my mom later when into some store, I don’t know she told me this years ago, but a lady came in and berated my mom for leaving her baby in the car.. my mom being a clever Bitch let her go off while my mom stood there with a small smile when the lady was done my mom said with as much ‘tude she could muster “it’s my 7 year olds fucking toy”

    • @LegoCreationsofJL
      @LegoCreationsofJL 5 років тому +39

      Trippy Spoons props to your mom for holding it together 👍🏻

    • @Pyro_UH
      @Pyro_UH 5 років тому +102

      I would just remian silent, enter the car, grab the toy and drop it to the ground nonchantally.
      Maybe even say: "Ah, it's already dead."

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 років тому +34

      @@Pyro_UH I like the way you think. The look of horror on the lady's face would be priceless.

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 5 років тому +24

      @@MissingP_rt I was really confused/offended by your statement until I realized what it was you were actually saying.
      Very clever. Have a like.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +4

      @@MissingP_rt nice.

  • @sayyouaremybaka2642
    @sayyouaremybaka2642 4 роки тому +48

    I remember when I went to an ice cream shop with my dad and while we were waiting for our ice team a woman comes up to me and asks me what were those white spots on my face. At first I was confused but then I realized she was talking about my Vitiligo on my neck and face. So my dad explains to her what they are and then she calls her friend over and for over an hour they both are telling me ways to cure my vitiligo ( even though me and my dad had already explained to her that I was completely fine with my vitiligo and wasn’t looking to cure them) so finally my dad gets up and says “lady we already told you we don’t want your cure so please leave me and my daughter alone” and then they left. I know it wasn’t really bad what they were trying to do but people shouldn’t assume that I want to cure my vitiligo as soon as they see me because this has happened many times to me already. So I guess the moral is to just not assume that just because there is something different about someone means that they want to change it

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 4 роки тому +3

      What's weird is there like like four conditions that look like Vitiligo, but aren't Vitiligo.

  • @thaniel7313
    @thaniel7313 5 років тому +274

    i was about to say that their reasoning wasn’t wrong as the weather was 60 degrees, but then i realized that it wasn’t in celsius LMAO

    • @NessaWyvern
      @NessaWyvern 5 років тому +30

      People can die at 30 degrees Celsius from heatstroke, so 60 degrees would probably be a bit overkill. XD

    • @cit5184
      @cit5184 5 років тому +17

      @@NessaWyvern Well I'm italian and in Italy there are 30/35 degrees celsius every summer, but yeah, I think that 60 degrees are a bit too much lol

    • @gab9433
      @gab9433 4 роки тому +6

      @@cit5184 god damn, i went to rome this summer and i was DYING, like, HOW THE FUCK THE FUCK DO SURVIVE THAT HEAT EVERY FUCKING SUMMER?! (im belgian btw)

    • @nba_tiktoks5679
      @nba_tiktoks5679 4 роки тому +3

      Lord Wrecky in pakistan it gets pretty crazy as well, the temperature gets to 50 degrees in the summer lol, but I’m happy I’m in Canada now tbh

    • @Bazzable
      @Bazzable 4 роки тому +4

      60 degrees in farenheit is pretty chilly

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 5 років тому +97

    I have one of these, when I was 19 or 20 I went to the grocery shop with my older sister and her 3 year old daughter, my sister realized she forgot something while we were waiting in line so she ran for it and told me to stay there with the shopping cart and my niece and hold our spot on the line, now I am a big burly guy and at this point in my life I'm an edgy black metalhead in full gear, I was probably wearing a gorgoroth t shirt, heavy boots, cargo pants and a long messy head of hair and I had a big chain on my neck with a pentagram hanging from it, you know, the whole nine yards, well, as I was holding my niece in my arms I feel someone tapping me in the shoulder, I turn around and there's an old lady and she's got the "may I speak to the manager haircut" you know the type, and she gets in my face and starts to interrogate the shit out of me and my niece "who's the baby?" "Is she yours?" "where are your parents sweetie?" "You know this man?" So yeah, she's scaring the shit out of my 3 year old niece and getting on my nerves so I tell her to fuck off and give my back to her, bad move on me, next thing I know she's trying to yank my niece from my arms, I hold on to her tighter and tell the lady to fuck off again as my niece begins to cry "this is my niece you old bitch!" But she's still trying to get her, people begin to look at us and I know security has to be on their way at this point, my sister shows up with the bottle of shampoo she forgot and explains the situation to the lady and then she had to explain the situation to security because they showed up and wanted to kick me out and ban me but I was only defending my niece from getting yanked from my arms by a strange lady. Anyways, long story short a Karen thought I was kidnaping my own niece at the grocery store.

    • @audreydelaughter4320
      @audreydelaughter4320 4 роки тому +16

      Why would they try to get you kicked out?

    • @red0421
      @red0421 4 роки тому +26

      Wtf is wrong with some people?
      Personally, if I need help, I'm more likely to ask the person with tattoos than the person dressed in designer business attire, because I'll assume the person with tattoos to be nicer than the office person.
      What's with people assuming someone with art on their skin is scum?

    • @mackenziesauers5547
      @mackenziesauers5547 4 роки тому +2

      You need a TL;DR for my lazy a**

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +4

      @@red0421: That's something I've noticed. I went to the Sturgis (So. Dak.) Bike Rally with some friends who were cycling enthusiasts, one time, met a lot of tattooed people who were very nice, even if they were often kind of scary looking. I met doctors, nurses, ministers and other professional people, and if they had been dressed differently, would hardly have been noticed.

    • @Fiufsciak
      @Fiufsciak 4 роки тому +1

      @@red0421 Well, aren't you doing the same? Judging people by the looks, just the other way around.

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 5 років тому +53

    Through all these stories, I can just mentally hear a kazoo rendition of the original Superman theme song for these people.

  • @ItsYaBoi-iy5fi
    @ItsYaBoi-iy5fi 5 років тому +161

    Idiotic vigilantes are the worst

  • @MrYuntu
    @MrYuntu 5 років тому +148

    The waffle burn one is probably just people having went through some shit in life and just trying to be nice. All these dog stories though ...

    • @jaderatliff179
      @jaderatliff179 5 років тому +16

      Yeah, it's just a little weird when people force it without any other signs.. 😬

  • @provadance
    @provadance 4 роки тому +106

    Ok when i was around 20 I was stopped by the police for brandishing a deadly weapon got pat searched and everything, One officer said they saw me with a knife on cctv. They told me thye saw me leave a discount store and start swinging it around it dawns on me what has happend. I had just bought a Harry potter plastic wand I pull out said wand and snap it in front of them one laughs the other seems disapointed I later realised why I was likely going to this mans "Hero" story as I'm 6'4 and was well built back then. TLDR got stopped by police for playing Harry potter

    • @zenithkaijaou4182
      @zenithkaijaou4182 3 роки тому +1

      Why did you snap the wand?

    • @provadance
      @provadance 3 роки тому +5

      @@zenithkaijaou4182 cant be that deadly a weapon if can snap it

  • @yoshi2413
    @yoshi2413 5 років тому +111

    Why do these "vigilantes" try doing something good but end up becoming the ultimate hypocrites.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +2

      That's why the term and the apostrophes, not heroes.

    • @aliight
      @aliight 4 роки тому +1

      @OlyMolly i’m pretty sure they’re speech marks

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +1

      Sometimes, the only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions and avoiding the facts.

  • @K0890
    @K0890 5 років тому +141

    my aunt left her yorkie in the car when she went into the gas station, came back out to a woman screaming at her. Aunt told the woman she was only in there for a few minutes, and if she took a second to look, she would notice the car was running with the AC on and the dog had a bowl of water. She was still told she was a bad owner

    • @mia1310
      @mia1310 5 років тому +10

      Xion Memoria no, no not really. What do you expect me to do with my dog? I can’t take them into the place, and it’s not like I could leave them home. Homes are invaded all the time, right? What do you want me to do with them?

    • @K0890
      @K0890 5 років тому +8

      She was taking the dog to the groomers. She got gas, pulled forward to go inside to pay (place was a pay inside only) left the car running with ac and water, locked, and within sight. was in long enough to pay.

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 5 років тому

      ming ming almost everyone leaves their pets home...

    • @mia1310
      @mia1310 5 років тому +2

      Argent Knight: Artemis *whispers* _that was the point_

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 5 років тому +1

      ming ming can't detect tone through text. Sorry

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 роки тому +32

    Dog: gets in car
    Random middle aged woman: *I’ll be taking that*

  • @taryndonelson333
    @taryndonelson333 5 років тому +391

    Sometimes people don’t think, thinking is overrated😤

    • @axrye800
      @axrye800 5 років тому +12

      Why think when I lose so much calories jumping to conclusions?

    • @UserUser-fm3cr
      @UserUser-fm3cr 5 років тому +7

      Faxx 😤📠📠📠

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 5 років тому

      That’s a contradiction

    • @LegoCreationsofJL
      @LegoCreationsofJL 5 років тому +3

      Taryn Donelson it uses too much energy that they’re rather spend on Netflix and the Kardashians.

    • @294-w3v
      @294-w3v 5 років тому

      I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

  • @336xangelx
    @336xangelx 5 років тому +125

    I was at a skating rink with a bunch of my friends. We were eating before heading back out to skate. One threw a chicken nugget at me, and it hit me in the throat. We were laughing before, but since we are genuinely having a great time all of our laughing sounds more like wheezing and noiseless air. Of course, since the chicken nugget hit me in the neck, I'm wheezing with a hand wrapped around my throat. I hear someone yell, and suddenly I'm grabbed, hoisted up, and someone slams their hands into my lower stomach. I almost gag, and in my struggle telling them to get off of me fling my still skated feet around and we both trip. The person is telling me, as I'm trying to get up, "don't worry your safe now".
    They seem really embarrassed when I was more confused and a little pissed off at being grabbed rather than thankful, and sheepishly walked off after hearing that no, I wasn't choking with all my friends laughing at my pain.

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 5 років тому +23

      there was so much going on that i cant even process this. just, the fact that a friend just randomly threw a chicken nugget at your throat like whyyy, howw XD

    • @frankpurvis9189
      @frankpurvis9189 5 років тому +13

      He uses his exterior extremities and extracted the Nugget from his plate and turned it's potential energy into kinetic energy but using the muscles in said extremities in the direction of his target.

    • @Sin-sn9wp
      @Sin-sn9wp 5 років тому +28

      huh. so this is why they make you ask the person if theyre choking before proceeding with anything

    • @MissNumbledore
      @MissNumbledore 5 років тому +13

      Cynthia A. “Are you choking?”

    • @Idothinkysaurus
      @Idothinkysaurus 5 років тому +5

      @@MissNumbledore GRRKGGHRRKKKRRK

  • @GreaterGrievobeast55
    @GreaterGrievobeast55 5 років тому +52

    My dads a fire fighter and he told me about this one time this dude jumped of a steep cliff side into a lake to save a turtle trapped between some rocks. Ended up breaking his leg and spend the whole time crying his eyes out yelling about how he was trying to save it. After some other people got him to the hospital my dad noticed the place the turtle was ‘stuck’ in was basically its hangout spot and it could leave to and fro whenever it damn well pleased.

    • @kukifitte7357
      @kukifitte7357 4 роки тому +5

      lmao

    • @Hanta1
      @Hanta1 4 роки тому +2

      big oof

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому

      Serves the jerk right that he jumped to a conclusion and broke his leg.

    • @typie34
      @typie34 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like some people are on social media too much for example those instagram sites about saving animals and stuff and when they see an opportunity they need to become heroes or smt but are too dumb to analyze a situation

  • @mephistopheles4910
    @mephistopheles4910 5 років тому +74

    The first few stories reminded me of this lady who parked at a Walgreens and left her dog in the car with the AC running. Literally, as the woman walked in the entrace some rando thicc lady was trying to break her window open to get the dog out. The owner ran back to the car and had to get the women arrested as she kept blaming the lady for leaving her dog in the car.
    Some people man.

  • @Srhuevos
    @Srhuevos 5 років тому +300

    My parents got a new dog, great pyrenees, and he was massive but liked to wander off so i bought a lead and was installing it on some of my parents numerous trees in the front yard and the dog was barking constantly as he had done since we got him because it's a new place he doesn't know. These ladies in a jeep dive up my parents driveway and im looking at them from the ladder confused because i don't know them and they were like "we wanted to make sure the dog had shade/water/food". We had built him his own cage before we got him, very shady, complete with his own roof to keep rain/ snow off him and between the 4 sons, plenty of food and water. The lead i was installing was under the cover of 3+ massive trees and the whole area of my parents house was covered in trees(they lived in the middle of nowhere). Like who the fuck are you trespassing just because a dog is barking? Dogs bark all the fucking time.

    • @exkelsior1486
      @exkelsior1486 5 років тому +59

      I have a great pyrenees. Those dogs bark at a butterfly fart 2 miles away. She also is obsessed and happiest in freezing weather. I have to drag her in during the winter. Some people are annoying. I heard someone say that if a dog barks a lot they must be abused. They dont know anything about dogs.

    • @shuryoji3246
      @shuryoji3246 5 років тому +19

      Dogs bark people. It's their thing. Let em do their thing.

    • @NiaNook
      @NiaNook 5 років тому +12

      They were mistaken and maybe unwise, but you gotta appreciate there's people out there that go to check on animals to make sure they are okay. Now they need to just shift their focus to ACTUAL endangered animals :'D

    • @terineedler6219
      @terineedler6219 5 років тому +6

      I've never seen so many instances of this kind of do gooder mentality and it's always bloody women!

    • @kreeperrock
      @kreeperrock 5 років тому +3

      A lead is for walking a dog not tying it up in your garden. You were chaining a dog up. Something that's illegal in an increasing amount of European countries. And no dogs don't "bark all the fucking time" the bark for a reason (sometimes stupid ones) but it can nearly always be trained out of them.

  • @GretchentheAlligator
    @GretchentheAlligator 5 років тому +111

    That woman tried to have a dog killed and the owner arrested because she broke into his car and scared the dog.

  • @marchawk3080
    @marchawk3080 5 років тому +158

    at the beginning of this summer on 90+ degree day I left my dog in the car and left the car running with the A/C on full blast. I was going into a restaurant to pick up takeout and was only going to be gone 5-10 minutes. My car is really quiet and the restaurant is by a busy state highway. When i came out of the restaurant with my food i could hear my dog going nuts. I heard a man say "there is a dog in this car", then i heard a woman's voice say "that is ridiculous". I walked to my car and they started to approach me. Before they could even get a word out i said "you know this car is running with the A/C on full blast". They both looked at each other and the guy says "well, your dog is raising hell in there" to which i replied "yep, he doesn't like it when people don't mind their own fucken business". My dog is a rat terrier and they are sometimes overly aggressive, mean little shitheads and my dog is worse than the average rat terrier so it's not uncommon for him to act like he did.

    • @SherriLyle80s
      @SherriLyle80s 5 років тому +15

      I love your reply!

    • @matlohn9381
      @matlohn9381 5 років тому +3

      It sounds like it was partially your fault tbh

    • @matlohn9381
      @matlohn9381 5 років тому +2

      Like how would they have known your AC was on

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 5 років тому +15

      @@matlohn9381 doesn't matter, it's not their damn business

    • @matlohn9381
      @matlohn9381 5 років тому +6

      @@solus8685 if you see a dog in a car with the windows up in 90 degree then yeah, it does matter. The people were right to be concerned for the dog's safety.

  • @samuraiknight1600
    @samuraiknight1600 5 років тому +120

    *Listens to first story*
    I wonder if that crazy woman worked for PETA.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 5 років тому +20

      The desire to kill the pet after "saving" it makes it seem more likely.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +7

      She didn't work for PeTA. She's the physical embodiment of PeTA, I think, if she isn't affiliated with it. Lots of strange like-minded individuals like those weird organisations around the globe that they didn't even need to recruit them.

    • @red0421
      @red0421 4 роки тому +1

      Probably made up the "saving" spiel when she got caught stealing.

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 4 роки тому +1

      Fuckin’ PETA. I think the one where they tried to change phrases was the funniest thing. “Feed a fed horse”, name one person that has a braincell who would say that.

    • @nicomom9534
      @nicomom9534 4 роки тому

      Oh yeah, the Poopyheaded Evil Troupe of Animals.

  • @war_Machine-ti4ps
    @war_Machine-ti4ps 5 років тому +62

    "YOU'RE DOG IS HOT"
    later
    "YOU'RE DOG NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN"

    • @kukifitte7357
      @kukifitte7357 4 роки тому +8

      You are dog is hot

    • @KäptnKrückschwank
      @KäptnKrückschwank 4 роки тому +1

      Tiss fant some people can‘t even replicate some text.

    • @red0421
      @red0421 4 роки тому

      Just because the attraction ain't mutual Karen, doesn't mean it needs to die.

    • @legitimate8463
      @legitimate8463 4 роки тому +5

      This madlad is using you're instead of your to show how stupid those vigilantes are m8

    • @aliight
      @aliight 4 роки тому +2

      your*

  • @smortboi1320
    @smortboi1320 5 років тому +179

    UA-cam: you are demonetized for saying crap
    Also UA-cam: *sponsors a game called “Hempire: Weed growing game”*

    • @brendanthedreamer
      @brendanthedreamer 5 років тому +15

      Nobody ever accused Corporations of being intelligent. Lol.

    • @smortboi1320
      @smortboi1320 5 років тому

      Brendan Philbrick that’s true lol

    • @wanicki3575
      @wanicki3575 5 років тому +2

      Brendan Philbrick it’s not a matter of intellect it’s a matter of yt favouring other corporations who pay money for ads over the people who make those ads possible in the first place the creators if you don’t already know this you either don’t spend much time on yt or you aren’t too smart yourself

  • @AceMcCrank
    @AceMcCrank 5 років тому +55

    That one with the hungry baby in fleece, that was pure asserting dominance.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +10

      It's a wonder the woman didn't freak out because the OP had bared her breast in front of her, because, don't you know, breastfeeding is unnatural, and bare female breasts are obscene?

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacklow9611 She did kinda freak out, she left without buying her stuff

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +1

      @@Vincent_Beers: If she's going to be such a prude, then it was a good thing that she left. One of my aunts would breastfeed my cousin, and she'd just flop it out so he could feed, right in front of everyone. Nobody seemed to care. Everyone knew it was a natural situation, and if we noticed (which many of us youngsters did, my other cousins and I) we didn't make a big deal about it, and then did our own things. All of us knew what breasts were for, and tended to not pay too much attention to it.
      If any non-family were present, she'd cover so they didn't feel uncomfortable.

    • @Pman8362
      @Pman8362 4 роки тому +1

      The power play to shut up the dumb lady.

  • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
    @user-pi3hd2bt3f 4 роки тому +18

    The one with the waffle burn is actually pretty sweet.
    At least they werent insane, trying to make a scene but actually trying to help

  • @seanoconnor5730
    @seanoconnor5730 5 років тому +39

    Reminds me of when I was a baby, my family lived in New Hampshire and it was the dead of winter. They accidentally locked themselves out of the car with me in it. The engine was running so I was nice and toasty warm and they were outside freezing their asses off 😂

  • @LupusGelos
    @LupusGelos 5 років тому +137

    I remember a BS story from Army Cadets.
    It was lunch time, so all the different groups at camp had gone off to the mess hall to get some food. When i arrived slightly late, i was confused because a group of older cadets kept looking behind at me and laughing. I thought i had accidentally entered the wrong que, as sometimes they were adamant you had to go in with your own set groups in a set order. The laughter only increased for some reason. I see the major behind me and nervously ask him if this was the right que and if i was in the right area. He tells me to come with him, and he takes me outside....
    "Now tell me smith, have you been taking anything you shouldn't be?" No i said, why? "HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING ANY BANNED SUBSTANCES?!"
    Like what? "DRUGS! HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING ANYTHING?!" in full view of everyone lining up.
    No! I just want to know if im in the right que or not, those other cadets keep laughing at me.
    "Hmm...." He lets me go back to my position in the line, i get my food and sit on an empty table. The major along with the other adult leaders watch me intently, the older cadets still looking at me. I eat my food, and return to my barrack building to chill, where i tell the other bunk buddies what had happened.
    Then just minutes after, a group of the higher ranking cadets enter the building. "Wheres cadet Smith?!" He's right here. "Right, STAY THERE!" and they march off, me effectively under house arrest.
    Im sat here wondering WTF is going on, when i get called outside to meet the Major and other adult leaders again. They just ask me if im alright and how im doing. I tell them im fine and they let me on my way.
    The reason why they probably stopped me was because my eyes always looked incredibly baggy and kinda bloodshot, not from drugs, but because i was always severely depressed and lacking of sleep due to the cadets being such a horribly run place.. If i wasn't "on drugs", i was a "pervert", a smoker, a "bully". Nasty Sh** hole.

    • @lebumjames5299
      @lebumjames5299 5 років тому +4

      Rip

    • @tom678ify
      @tom678ify 5 років тому +1

      This happen in Canadian army cadets didnt it

    • @LupusGelos
      @LupusGelos 5 років тому +1

      @@tom678ify Uk.

    • @tom678ify
      @tom678ify 5 років тому +1

      @@LupusGelos Well I guess both can be utter garbage. Did that ever get sorted

    • @MPVC1
      @MPVC1 5 років тому +6

      @@LupusGelos Haha. Australian Airforce cadets would ask for some of the good stuff

  • @bakrobertjohnston4889
    @bakrobertjohnston4889 4 роки тому +26

    12:39 yo imagine being such a terrible cop the court judge gets angry at you

    • @teknikal_domain
      @teknikal_domain 4 роки тому +4

      Technically was the DA (District Attorney) not the judge, the DA is the prosecution for those cases, meaning the lawyer actually bringing the charges, usually representing the state, who you, as the defendant, are arguing against.
      The thing about DAs is that if they refuse to prosecute - just flat out "No I'm not doing this" then that's it, no case, nothing.

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому

      @@teknikal_domain Lol, imagine being such a lousy cop that the DA looks at your case and says "Fuck this shit. I ain't doin' it."

  • @twig5929
    @twig5929 5 років тому +123

    When I was younger, I had an orange kitten named Alexia who would sleep in my Barbie house and play with my dolls (by that I mean when I moved them she would follow and eat off the toy table). She was also an outside cat because my mom didn’t want to have to replace any scratched up furniture. Since she was an outside cat and we lived in a small town, almost everyone knew who Alexia belonged to and never picked her up. Except, our neighbor.
    I came home from school and the lovely kitten that always sits on my front porch was gone. I looked all around my house and up and down the street. I even mustered up the courage to go up to the neighbor and ask where Alexia was. “Oh~ our son came home and found her walking up and down next to your house and thought she was a stray. He took her to the shelter.” I was so mad at her but couldn’t do anything because I was a tiny child. We had a food and water dish out with some toys and she had a collar on. So it made no sense. Anyway we go to the shelter and Alexis is not there. My mom said there was nothing we could do about it if she didn’t come in and we shouldn’t place blame on our neighbor.
    I cried and cried and my mom eventually got me another kitten. A golden-eyed, fluffy black kitten who we named Toothless. He followed me around everywhere and was always by my heals. Knowing what happened to Alexia, I was a giant mama bear to him. I’d get really over protective if someone said something like “oh he’s so precious I wish he was mine”. Any ways I became friends the the neighbor’s daughter and she was really nice. One day he went missing and I was so upset. My friend saw I was sad at school and invited me over to play video games. After about 20 minutes of playing, we hear yowling from her parents bedroom. She was as confused as I was cause her 3 CATS were right next to us. As we go to open the door her mom runs from the kitchen and blocks us saying, “Oh don’t worry guys it’s nothing. Really” then we hear her dad yell a cuss word and the door flings open. My kitten runs out and jumps into my arms. The mom says “oh there he is. I knew you were looking for, uh, him. So we found him for you. You know he looks just like my favorite cartoon cat from when I was a kid. You should name him Felix the cat!” I said no, frick off, and left her house. My friend was supper apologetic and I could tell she had no idea.
    A few weeks later Toothless goes missing AGAIN and I go to my neighbors house. I pound my hands on the door(which isn’t very loud bc of my pathetic child hands) and demand my cat back. She says in an ever so sweet voice “oh sweetly what do you mean?” I give her a mad stare to show her I’m not T h a t stupid. Then there is a bunch of yowling and my friend yelling at her dad. The mom smiled and closed the door. I sat in my yard crying for what felt like forever until I hear the door open and my friends mom slowly walked up to me holding something in a blanket. She looked at me like she was ashamed and said she was really sorry for the trouble she caused and handed me the blanket.
    As I go to unravel it, Toothless pops out and rubs against me. The mom walked away and I never really forgave her. A few months later we ended up moving away from that crazy family, taking Toothless with us. He is now about 9 years old now and still follows me around everywhere.
    Sorry for the long post, I got a little carried away lol. And for anyone wondering, we never did find out what happened to Alexia, but I hope she found a great home.

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 5 років тому +19

      Did they steal both the cats? Was one of the three cats they had your old one?

    • @coollman8619
      @coollman8619 5 років тому +15

      Gabriel Henson I think they would recognize it or it would run back to their porch when let outside, unless they kept an outdoor cat always inside.

    • @aliight
      @aliight 4 роки тому +9

      @Gabriel Henson read the end, it says “we never did find out what happened to Alexia”

    • @twig5929
      @twig5929 4 роки тому +24

      Sorry to all the replies. I only on Aesthetic’s response as a notification. If memory serves right, one of the 3 cats did look like Alexia. All of their cats were kept inside even though they all looked like they tried to get out. The cats ran to the door whenever it was opened. I’m willing to bet one of them was Alexia but since it’s was months after Alexia’s disappearance, she would’ve already been all grown up. We never took Alexia to get a microchip so there would’ve been no way to prove if any of the cats were Alexis.

    • @cactus.man_
      @cactus.man_ 4 роки тому +2

      Something similar happened to my friend. It was a black cat too

  • @TH-dc3fg
    @TH-dc3fg 5 років тому +45

    Why do people think a good solution to a ‘not safe’ situation is moving the person or animal into an unfamiliar and much more dangerous place

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 5 років тому +95

    I go to the park with my son all the time. I like just spending time alone with him, some real father/son bonding shit, you know? I never got that as a kid so I try to make sure he has it.
    But I also love guns, and every once in a while I don't want to have a holster in my pants because belts suck and bellybands make me feel like a moron. So I either wear a shoulder holster or something on my thigh. Super easy to just slip into and out of either and go on your way. So we were playing, and I had a gun on my thigh. Just a small 9mm with a laser/light (important for later.)
    Some random guy who looks like he's about to tell me that veganism is the only way to humanely live walks up to about ten feet from us, his hippie girlfriend in tow, and just stares at me. I'm used to it, I live in a pretty weird city where people from all over the political spectrum live. I ignore him, thinking he'll move on with his life after he has his moment. After about five minutes of trying not to notice that someone is intensely watching me play battle tanks with my son, he comes up to me and starts freaking out about his personal political beliefs on the subject. I stand up and turn away from him, intending to walk away and have this conversation elsewhere so my child doesn't get scared, but that was a huge mistake. As I turn he lunges at me and draws my firearm. The light/laser is a bit fancy, and my holsters all have little magnets inside them that activate it (don't want to say the brand because I'm not a shill). So the laser turns on, the light starts strobing, and I guess the guy thought he accidentally activated kill mode? Obviously never handled a firearm before, as his fibger was on the trigger, and I hear that telltale click of the trigger struggling against the safety. This all happens in a few seconds. I get down on my knees and put my hands up, because a struggle could spell disaster for everyone involved, and he points the gun at the back of my head (i can feel the barrel pressing against me) while his equally psychotic girlfriend calls the police to report that they've stopped an active shooter. The whole time I have to tell my son it's going to be okay and to not cry, because he's 4 and doesn't understand what's happening.
    About three minutes later we get approached by a bunch of understandably tense police officers. Hippie Boy throws my gun into the sand and skampers away, and it isn't until about 30 minutes later that the idiot is taken away in cuffs for assault with a deadly weapon.
    TL;DR - Open carried in a park while playing with my son and had my gun stolen by a hippie and his girlfriend.

    •  4 роки тому +10

      reminds me of a story in a book "arguing with idiots": some anti-gun nut said " i have no idea what that thing on the side of that gun is for, but it looks scary, therefore it's an assault weapon and MUST be banned."
      ...it was a side-HANDLE. to hold the gun in a two-hand grip. making it MORE accurate and SAFER to use!
      and that's EVERY "assault weapon". every SINGLE gun classified as an "assault weapon" has had THAT sort of nonsensical "reasoning"!

    • @EllaIngram
      @EllaIngram 4 роки тому +5

      I mean, to be fair, why did you need your gun with you while playing with your son?

    • @someguy4384
      @someguy4384 4 роки тому +33

      @@EllaIngram
      Why do you need airbags in your car? Are you planning on crashing?

    • @EllaIngram
      @EllaIngram 4 роки тому +6

      Some Guy ...an airbag is not the same thing as a gun lmao

    • @someguy4384
      @someguy4384 4 роки тому +21

      @@EllaIngram
      I would argue that it is. It's meant to prevent harm. Not provoke it.

  • @CavemanTrivia
    @CavemanTrivia 5 років тому +93

    Woman once told me to file for workman's compensation. I was working the Wendy's drive thru window in super cold weather, but I was wearing two shirts and fairly warm inside the restaurant.
    She's the one who forced me to run outside to give her her food and money instead of just using the drive thru window.

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 5 років тому +18

      Why can't you simply refuse that? "You want your food, here. It's freezing out. Fuck you" should be a perfectly reasonable answer to such requests.

    • @CavemanTrivia
      @CavemanTrivia 5 років тому +19

      @@EnjoyCocaColaLight Honestly, I'm not sure why I didn't. I'm sure I wasn't allowed to but it wasn't that busy and I guess I didn't want her to complain. It was roughly a year or two ago

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 5 років тому +7

      @@CavemanTrivia I would never let a customer dictate how I do my job.

    • @CavemanTrivia
      @CavemanTrivia 5 років тому +5

      @@EnjoyCocaColaLight Well her other solution was for me to just reach further than I was capable from the window to her car.

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 5 років тому +4

      @@CavemanTrivia Sounds like a bad case of "how to car?" from the customer's side. What a story :(

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez03 5 років тому +168

    Some years ago I was in a class about first aid and how to evacuate whoever is in the scene of a catastrophe, nothing to weird. One of my teachers once had to go to a car crash, the car was coverd with electric cables but the drives was alive, the problem is that you CANT enter and help if the place is still dangerous, they had to cut the electricity first. So they waited nearby trying to keep everyone away... until a drunk guy came out of nowhere screaming for them to save the guy in the car, the team try to explain but he didn't heard them, he went up to the car and touch the still electrified cables, dying on the spot (the guy in the car was fine, just sobre broken bones)
    TL;DR:guy crashes, rescue team cant enter to a electrified place, drunk guy doesn't pay attention and dies trying to save the day
    Moral of the story: hear the fucking experts, they know what the fuck they are doing, is their job

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +13

      To be fair, being drunk out in the open for any reason is a liability & proven every time dangerous to the point of fatal to themselves & others around them. But drunks just never learn.

    • @arando1410
      @arando1410 4 роки тому +3

      Safe to say he can't learn from that mistake

    • @svartrbrisingr6141
      @svartrbrisingr6141 4 роки тому +1

      Yet another reason why alcohol should be banned world-wide. Everyone who drinks drinks themselves stupid and is a liability to everyone around them

    • @hiffahyphae6707
      @hiffahyphae6707 4 роки тому

      Kyle Kautz yes, a drink or two is fine, drinking til you’re dizzy is awful. Ye, I feel like there should some sort of law against drinking too much

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 Рік тому

      @@svartrbrisingr6141 um, America tried that. It didn't go well

  • @Engrothi
    @Engrothi 4 роки тому +63

    So here I am minding my own business walking down the boardwalk to do some afternoon fishing when I see one. You know the type. Shifty looking, with a dark hoodie on? Yeah. A no good doing - definitely crime loving ne'er-do-well. And it looks like he's up to something. Right. NOW. He's just glanced down at the drain and I can tell by the shimmer of greed in his eyes that there's something he wants down there. As I see him quickly move for a nearby set of stairs I dash to the drain and stare down at what in the world trash like him could find so interesting down there.
    Then I see it. A shimmer of a plastic card. I smirk to my self. I may have never seen one before - i'm only 15 - but I know a credit card when I see one. It even has a bar stripe on the back. What else could it be? I dash down to catch him in the act but just miss the act of the crime. But I can see he has that gleaming plastic money card in his hand. He's obviously just stolen that card and I can't just sit by and let him do something so heinous. I valiantly yell, "Hey! Drop that credit card, it's stealing!" He looks confused and for a moment I doubt what I'd seen but then he smiles again and I can tell this guy is conniving. He must be thinking of a lie to tell me so I immediately get prepared for anything he has to say. Then he opens his mouth. What is he going to say? What lie will this scum of the earth pollute my air space with? "Uh dude. It's just my permit". He shows it to me and I am in awe at his criminal genius. He was prepared for this! He knew I would ask and in preperation had pulled his own id out as a distraction! But as he leaves I glare at him and then smirk as he turns the corner down the street. This idiot has made one huge mistake. I have a photographic memory and I saw his address and I immediately tell the police. They ask me my age and I proudly say "i'm 15. And one day I will be just like sherlock holmes".

  • @Monochromicornicopia
    @Monochromicornicopia 5 років тому +557

    The hypocrisy of the woman "saving" a dog just to try to have it put down...
    That's religious-level hypocrisy. Just, insane.

    • @CidSilverWing
      @CidSilverWing 5 років тому +52

      Gotta wonder if that crazy bitch is a PETA supporter

    • @Bigbadgoon
      @Bigbadgoon 5 років тому +41

      @@CidSilverWing
      She probaly is, PETA hates the concept of pets

    • @fevermario
      @fevermario 5 років тому +28

      @@CidSilverWing PETA actually does do shit like that.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 років тому +11

      @@fevermario PETA has an animal shelter which is NOT a no-kill shelter.

    • @BastiatC
      @BastiatC 5 років тому

      @@dx1450 An

  • @labyrinthgirl17
    @labyrinthgirl17 5 років тому +82

    I can't stand people who use the 'rescue' excuse when they get caught, because I feel that some of those stories had people who were trying to take the animals, not save them. It's not yours, you can't decide to just take it because you want it, and don't try to insist you know better than the parent/owner; it's only going to make you look like a giant jackass.
    Reason why I don't like people like that - I've saved the same dog twice when he got out of his home; each event had months in between them, so it wasn't a common thing. Tiny little brown dog, toy size I think is the correct term, curly and blends into the muddy hills along the road of my apartment, but friendly and sweet.
    Both times I found him wandering on the side of the road, at least three streets away from where he lived, while I was out driving. The first time stuck with me, as the second time, his owner was already out looking for him.
    My roommate told me to get out of the car and call to the dog, so we could get him off the road, but I was a bit hesitant at first; because another car with a woman and teen girl were trying to get the dog as well. However, when I started calling the dog to me and he sprinted for me, the teen got back in the car and they drove off quickly; strong suspicion that they had no intention of returning the dog home if they'd gotten him first.
    His owner was still in her PJs when we finally got him back to her, as she'd just jumped into her car to go and look for him, and she was so happy to have him back.

    • @obamaprism1277
      @obamaprism1277 4 роки тому +1

      well that is something i would call a close call

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +1

      Dogs will know who to trust, so you being its neighbour saved it!

  • @zerozeroone4424
    @zerozeroone4424 5 років тому +162

    The story of the guy who spent a week in jail for hugging his girlfriend is what makes me hate cops and average everyday people

    • @maziedelsordo2114
      @maziedelsordo2114 4 роки тому +7

      Beta males run the world.

    • @Reactiontime6000
      @Reactiontime6000 4 роки тому +13

      You... hate the people that keep you safe?

    • @maziedelsordo2114
      @maziedelsordo2114 4 роки тому +29

      @@Reactiontime6000 Government has killed more people world wide than anything else, and idiots like you think they protect us.

    • @Reactiontime6000
      @Reactiontime6000 4 роки тому +13

      Mazie Delsordo
      Umm hello? they inforce the law. If they were gone no one would listen to ur little “omg pls don’t hurt me” also fact check, more people die in construction work than by government and cops.

    • @Reactiontime6000
      @Reactiontime6000 4 роки тому +12

      Eric Yoder
      Ok let’s just get rid of police, sound good?

  • @starlesseyes5713
    @starlesseyes5713 5 років тому +121

    Holy shit almost the same thing happened to me. (TL;DR an old man called the cops on me while I was sitting in my car with my two dogs with the AC on.) I'm a teenager and I was sitting IN the car with my two dogs while my mom ran into Costco to pick up a few groceries. We had the music on and the AC on and it was all chill. I didn't lock the doors because mom got mad at me for doing that when she's just going in for a couple minutes, and I felt fairly safe having a boxer and a pitbull with me. Before my mom even got in the store there was an old man circling the car and talking on the phone. He acted like he couldnt see me at all because he kept pressing his face against the glass and looking in at the dogs. Then he got really close to the passenger door and I was sitting in the back seat watching in horror as he OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR. I peeked around the seat and said "Excuse me?" And he said he didn't see me and that I should keep the door open or the windows open or something. Then he didn't leave. He just stayed standing at the door until one of my dogs started growling at him, then he finally closed the door but he stayed outside staring at our car. I'm shaking and crying because I'm so nervous, my mom came back and told the guy that the AC was on and the dude had the nerve to raise his voice at my mom and tell her she was wrong. Anyways turns out he called the cops so a couple minutes later the animal control and the police showed up and they opened the door to look at the dogs, felt the blast of AC, then told us we could go while they stayed and talked to they guy. We left but I kind of wish we stayed because I want to know what happened to him. That shit scared me so much I couldn't believe it.

    • @mr.t.1237
      @mr.t.1237 5 років тому +5

      Why would you cry HAHAHAHA
      just tell him to fuck off
      Posh Americans, typical

    • @starlesseyes5713
      @starlesseyes5713 5 років тому +24

      Mr.T 123 I've already got super bad anxiety so I was not planning on talking to some old man who's tryna break into my car while I'm in my pajamas.

    • @Comand94
      @Comand94 5 років тому +32

      @@mr.t.1237 Why are you so judgmental about someone you know nothing about, pussy?
      Go smoke a cigarette in your backyard and pretend to be a grown up.

    • @joso5681
      @joso5681 5 років тому +16

      @@mr.t.1237 The amount of cringe you've posted is too** high to try to play the soy boy card

    • @arfcaptainvoid1188
      @arfcaptainvoid1188 5 років тому +9

      @@mr.t.1237 I suggest you leave before a few more Americans decide to come and "talk" to you about it

  • @andii.e2081
    @andii.e2081 5 років тому +68

    It was Christmas and everyone was at my grandma's house and I invited 4 friends over because I was the only teenager there.. I and my friends decided to get in the hot tub and one of my second cousin saw 5 unknown kids in the hot tub and had us all under 'citizen arrest' until grandma had to explain who I was to him

    • @audreydelaughter4320
      @audreydelaughter4320 4 роки тому +10

      So, you’re saying your cousin didn’t even know who you were?

    • @yojojolovesyou
      @yojojolovesyou 4 роки тому +9

      @@audreydelaughter4320
      I mean, not all families are as close to each other as other families. And this guy was their second cousin, meaning he was the son of one of OP's parents' cousins. Any family relation past second cousin is pretty much a stranger. So, it's not too unbelievable.

    • @audreydelaughter4320
      @audreydelaughter4320 4 роки тому

      @nob cheese yeah that makes sense

    • @MrKarma-dp8ud
      @MrKarma-dp8ud 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, you’ve gotta admit that the whole scene is kinda cute, since I’m assuming your second cousin is younger than you

  • @jeremiahfyan
    @jeremiahfyan 4 роки тому +9

    When I leave my dog in the car, he wont let anyone outside the family get within 10 feet of it without letting out warning barks. They get closer, he gets mad.
    Hes never attacked anyone, hes trained well, weve had him for years
    Hes the goodest of boys

  • @sailorqueen2013
    @sailorqueen2013 5 років тому +59

    6:05 Anyone who has ever owned a hound dog knows that they always sound like they’re in pain when they howling. I have a coonhound mix...there’s nothing wrong with him, he just sounds super dramatic 😂

  • @dnpuckitt
    @dnpuckitt 5 років тому +497

    Anyone else notice how almost all the stories are about some crazy woman?

    • @comet9864
      @comet9864 5 років тому +10

      Yeah

    • @OmegaMemeBoss
      @OmegaMemeBoss 5 років тому +69

      Feminists

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst 5 років тому +121

      i think men just mind their own business and all these karen anti vaxxer, flat earther, feminist and entitled parenter women are everywhere. just get rid of these people PLEASEEEE

    • @hettekloosterman16
      @hettekloosterman16 5 років тому +24

      Crazy woman's here are the reason farmers in The Netherlands are about to go bankrupt.

    • @ravenclawthestral3964
      @ravenclawthestral3964 5 років тому +8

      Omega Memelord Prime Completely unrelated, idiot.

  • @exodescult
    @exodescult 4 роки тому +41

    "Make your dog eat trash so she doesn't get sick"
    "Your dog is going to die for eating trash"

    • @paulfuray8557
      @paulfuray8557 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine someone that stupid telling you “make your dog eat trash”
      Eh, more like - I think your talking trash. 😄

  • @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031
    @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031 5 років тому +79

    Friendly reminder: The incident with the “putting the dog to sleep” and countless incidents like that show you all how people can be thots.

  • @MitchellTF
    @MitchellTF 5 років тому +67

    The bonfire guy at 7:00 ish? The guy who reported that could actually be breaking the law! (false reporting, at times, can be a crime)

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 5 років тому +8

      It is a crime for wasting police resources

    • @Refort610
      @Refort610 5 років тому +2

      I really do hope the neighbor was fined.

  • @benkenobisgirl
    @benkenobisgirl 4 роки тому +14

    “Every single time I walked the dog, neighbor pointed at the trash.”
    If that was me, every single time he pointed at the trash, I would flip him off. Maybe then he’d get it through his thick head.

  • @Saint-Jimmy
    @Saint-Jimmy 5 років тому +18

    So I got a Fire department one from a neighbor. Basically, I had 3 leave piles smoldering in my yard while I was out there working on it. This lady calls 911 saying I'm burning down the neighborhood. Fire Department came out, huffed at me, and said "freaking nosy neighbors." And left.
    The best part was our neighborhood actually caught on fire about 8 months prior and I specifically put out fires in her yard. Next time we let it burn

  • @chloevampiric393
    @chloevampiric393 5 років тому +237

    When I was around 11, my mom will leave me in the van with the windows cracked whenever she went shopping and I didn’t want to go in. I’m not a baby or a dog, and she never left me in there for very long or in very hot weather, so it was fine.One time a lady saw me in there on my iPad and tried to break the windows
    Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    Lady: SAVING YOU!
    Me: texts mom(there’s texting set up on my iPad)
    Mom: Comes out of store two minutes later. Lady is still trying to break the window.
    Mom:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
    Lady: SAVING YOUR CHILD, YOU HORRIBLE FUCKING PARENT!
    There was an argument, police were called, lady was arrested.

    • @yuathetsundere2482
      @yuathetsundere2482 5 років тому +10

      Chloe Vampirica that's good :)

    • @linlupin
      @linlupin 5 років тому +33

      Fr tho I wish that lady passed by me in a hot car when I was younger, I can’t remember how many times my spawner just left me alone in a hot car in my car seat I wasn’t strong enough to get out of and I’d pass out from heat.
      Things you think about when you’re an adult, like “how am I alive”

    • @terineedler6219
      @terineedler6219 5 років тому +3

      Good! I'd have loved to see that happen.

    • @PixieoftheWood
      @PixieoftheWood 5 років тому +45

      She...does realize 11 year olds can open doors on their own, right? I feel like some people have a vague notion of 'locking children and dogs in your car is dangerous' without a real comprehension of why and in what circumstances it's dangerous.

    • @chloevampiric393
      @chloevampiric393 5 років тому +14

      PixieoftheWood yeah. I was elven, not two.

  •  4 роки тому +8

    7:52 reminded me of a story: a man driving a car noticed a different car with a bumper sticker that said "hang up and drive" as driving erratically...because the driver was talking on a cell phone!
    "hey lady, hang up and drive!"
    she turned really red!

  • @frankpurvis9189
    @frankpurvis9189 5 років тому +334

    I'm going to assume you mean Fahrenheit not Celsius
    EDIT: he could mean Kelvin as the comment section pointed out or possibly even Rankine

    • @tophatoctopus1997
      @tophatoctopus1997 5 років тому +16

      no he meant 60 kelvin :)

    • @beth4513
      @beth4513 5 років тому +13

      60° C would be 140° F so yes he meant Fahrenheit lmaooo

    • @lasagnapapa
      @lasagnapapa 5 років тому +46

      *dog bursts in to flames*

    • @axrye800
      @axrye800 5 років тому +32

      If it was Celsius, I don't think he could have written this story to begin with.

    • @awkwardrainbowpotato5620
      @awkwardrainbowpotato5620 5 років тому +13

      James Sumner First of all Africa is not a s*hole. Second of all It is a continent. Third of all before you want to insult something you’ve never even interacted with do your research.

  • @bethanyhanna9464
    @bethanyhanna9464 5 років тому +16

    My grandma used to tether my mom to the clothesline like that. My mom figured out how to take her overalls off, and would be found streaking across the neighborhood. 🤣😂🤣

  • @charlotte_8814
    @charlotte_8814 4 роки тому +16

    My stepdad got attacked for "replacing my dad"
    They were sitting next to each other sipping beer

  • @johnmoranta8475
    @johnmoranta8475 5 років тому +228

    Pretend I said something stupid

  • @TROOPERfarcry
    @TROOPERfarcry 5 років тому +98

    Text-to-voice reddit posts are damn addictive! And this drug-pusher, UA-cam, isn't helping. I watch just one, one time, and it recommends four or five thousand others. So I watch them to get my fix, and it keeps the spigot open. What the hell??

    • @greyman7605
      @greyman7605 5 років тому +2

      You want a good one look up drill sergeants funny reddit stories

    • @ssimon64
      @ssimon64 5 років тому +2

      Because there's so many of them now. They're making them faster than you can watch them haha

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 5 років тому

      And it appears to be profitable with ads, even though using TTSin videos one of the few *explicitly stated* rules for monetization.

  • @billythekid5579
    @billythekid5579 4 роки тому +15

    “You’re a bad dog owner in saving this dog” *gets bitten for endangering the animal* “yeah i want this dog I’m trying to save put down because he bit me because I endangered it”

  • @TorontoDrivers416
    @TorontoDrivers416 5 років тому +65

    OH! after watch this, this reminds me of a time when I was 15 years old with a bunch of friends at a beach.
    We were all learning to skip rocks, and bunch of us were just trying our best to make long skips, maybe 4 make skips. We didn't know how to skip rocks.
    Far in the water was a big white swan. A guy maybe in his 30s was yelling out loud on the boardwalk. "THEY'RE TRYING TO HIT THE SWAN!!!"..
    All of us looked up with a confused look on our faces.. The swan was not even anywhere close to the direction of the path of the rock throwing.
    and I think his gf/wife was like they're just skipping rocks, and continued their way on the boardwalk. God damn these people made us look bad for no reason.

    • @dxp96
      @dxp96 5 років тому +1

      Honestly sounds like he was just fucking with you guys

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 5 років тому +4

      Reminds me of when a kid that lived around where I do was trying to hit one of the white ducks at the pond close to my house with a rock. He didn't hit it, but if he did that thing would have probably gone ham on him. They're vicious when they want to be.

  • @Diamondelle84
    @Diamondelle84 5 років тому +47

    1:33 Imagine being so pissed you leave your stuff, that you were about to buy, behind 🤔

    • @friendlyfire2615
      @friendlyfire2615 5 років тому +1

      This probably happens more than anyone would like to think.

  • @dictolory
    @dictolory 4 роки тому +22

    "let your dog eat trash so he wont die of eating trash"
    dam the made me laugh so hard if you dont want your dog to die of eating trash
    then dont let them eat trash lol

  • @DavidLLambertmobile
    @DavidLLambertmobile 5 років тому +24

    I do security work. I patrol property locations or parking lots. 👮🏻‍♂️. I'd check a car or SUV for a tag or if its occupied(sleeping bum, street person), thefts, etc. Some nimrod or a hole would pop up & claim I was "breaking" in. 🤔. 75% of the time, I'd advise the citizen or nitwit to call LE 🚔. About 10yr ago, I had a young woman call sheriffs deputies on me. 🙄 . She "didnt know" who I was. I had a security uniform, marked patrol vehicle & a metal SECURITY badge. 2 patrol deputies showed up asking me what went on. They just got mad & left. The woman just drifted away like her behavior was normal.

  • @RayNightmareOfficial
    @RayNightmareOfficial 5 років тому +15

    I got a bearded dragon. He loves heat. So even in the summer If I run inside to somewhere for no more then 10 mins of course cuz I still worry. But he loves being in warm/hot cars. He can live normally in about 120 degrees F. For about an hour. He will be fine. No one has ever tryed to break him out cuz he's a 'gross lizard' I love that lil shit.

  • @lord__pasta
    @lord__pasta 4 роки тому +21

    10:21
    So, my mom had my younger sister and I on a leash (I was really young. By the time I can actually remember stuff, I wasn't on a leash) my earliest memory is when I was about 6 or 7)
    But there was apparently a lot of people who lectured her and gave her mean stares because of it, but I am and was happy with the leash (she showed me pictures of when I was on a leash, smiling and happy. Plus, I'm not dead, so it worked)
    But she did this because when I was about 3 (my sister was 1, so she had a stroller), my mom didn't have leashes for us.
    We were at the zoo, looking at animals and stuff. My mom turned away from me for two seconds to help my sister, then turned back and I was no where to be seen. (Edit: to clarify, I walked away and she didn't see me.) She later found a man holding my hand walking around the zoo. (The man looked almost identical with me, which was odd, but oh well. (Could've easily been kidnapped and no one would think twice about the man because he looks like he could be my dad.)
    So ever since, my mom paid close attention to us/used leashes until we were old enough to be responsible enough to not run away because of me.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +2

      I really doubt that it was all your fault. He had no right to take you, and it COULD have been a kidnap attempt by a pedophile.

    • @lord__pasta
      @lord__pasta 4 роки тому +3

      @@jacklow9611 True. It probably wasn't just my fault (heard stories of my siblings running away as well), and the dude could have tried to kidnap me, and I'm glad he either didn't kidnap me or my parents got there on time.
      Honestly, I know I'll never see the man again (moved many times to different states), and I know not to follow strangers and all that, so I give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was looking for my parents and not letting me be kidnapped.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +3

      @@lord__pasta: That is certainly your privilege, but in your comment, you stated that you were in close proximity to your mother at the time you "disappeared" and I find it odd that some strange person would take a child to try to find his/her parents, when the child is standing next to an adult woman, and if he was close enough to lead you away that quickly, then he must have certainly seen you interacting with her. The fact that you never mentioned anything about him even asking you about your parents and their location also raised a big red flag with me.

    • @lord__pasta
      @lord__pasta 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacklow9611 Oh, sorry. I just walked away from them and the guy found me walking alone.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +2

      @@lord__pasta: Must have been a fast little thing then, if she only turned away for a couple of seconds.

  • @GoblinDave152
    @GoblinDave152 5 років тому +13

    1:17
    Woman: I wanted to save that dog... *gets* *almost* *bit* to get it put down