I don’t wanna be one of those people who say “132 likes and no reply’s” so I decided to go ahead and say “I don’t wanna be one of those people who say “132 likes and no reply’s””
@@himurahaibara1459 the reason men can do that is because physical aggression is how to handle threats. Women are also aggressive beings but they focus on reputation destruction and words (all this is generally speaking) so when women attempt to have playful banter like that it's more real to them.
@@himurahaibara1459 There was once a girl I tried to talk to, but she friend zoned me, and after a while she said, "Treat me like one of the guys" And she actually started hanging out with the fellas. After a few months we got pretty close as friends, and one day after a few beers, the guys roasted her mercilessly, not maliciously, but like one of the guys. She then accused us of treating her bad because she wouldn't be with any of us, and stopped hanging around.
Well, looking back on time, how the things were, they all hesitated to kick his ass for the jokes, because there it was a slight chance that he may be their son 😂😂😂
I know it's just a saying, but my brain went and imagined a movie that is a fusion of "The Fly"-type science creating "Animorphes"-level shapeshifting abilities so spies can become flies or whatever for their military. Until time travel accidentally takes the fly-form of the character on someone else's trip into a barber shop, but it's a soldier using military technology for personal reasons back home. And so it also becomes about why that person went back in time, so they can finish up and get the hell home. Sorry, but your comment made my mind have this ADHD moment two videos later, so I had to come back and empty my head of this idea 😆😆😆 Edit: now I'm imagining they come back to current time, but the shapeshifting technology was never invented, so the fly-spy has to deal with that. Unless that means he ain't a spy no mo'! Okay, I'm done. Sorry!
Dam right he was waiting he had everyone of them pegged with 2-3 jokes each they never seen it comin that’s such a great story any of us that been to the barber shop knows how it goes lol
Heck yeah that’s how it was. I remember growing up and my group of friends all we did was rib on each other. Nobody got mad and it was all love in the mid 90s
He's the Quiet before the storm. He's the Warrior who takes down all comers ! He burns scalps with words ! He scalps heads with jest ! He's the CHAMPION who's loved & adored ! HE IS THE LEGEND - DAVID "HEADCUTTER" CHAPPELLE !!!!!
There’s funny comedians and then there’s the goat it’s his personality deliverance and we’ll LITERALLY NO ONE CAN DELIVER A PUNCH LINE LIKE THIS MAN!!!
Men generally only tease the people they like. You don't get teased, it means the group doesn't like you or trust you. The day they turned the joke on Dave was the day they tested his character.
Yes, so true. Women too. I never take the piss out of people I don't like, they are not worth it But people who I like, respect or love, get it both barrels 😊
Favorite saying from being an Ironworker "we only make fun of the people we like and care about, if we don't make fun of you or screw with you, we don't like or care about you"
*Dave sitting in the shop thinking: "Every day I sit in this barbeshop corner for a haircut. Every day I see you lot jab at each other with good in fun humor. Every word said for every day I sit here is simply another round for the barrel I'll put to your heads. This blazing inferno will be a memorable day."
I delivered beer to a local shop that was a hang out. Looked forward to going there, what a crew. Felt flattered when they tossed a couple digs my way. One day on the way out the door I threw out a damn good one. They went nuts, I laughed all the way to the truck. It's been 25 years and still makes me smile
🤔 Playground lessons: If you can dish it out, be ready to take jokes as well. I learned as a kid at the neighborhood park & school & boys/girls club. The ones that couldn't take it always wanted to fight in the end, so the next session, we ignored them. 😂
While everyone was shooting shots, this guy was building up an arsenal.
I don’t wanna be one of those people who say “132 likes and no reply’s” so I decided to go ahead and say “I don’t wanna be one of those people who say “132 likes and no reply’s””
@@RandomDude_or_Walker as someone who read you comment I can confirm
He picked up their arrows and added them to his quiver.
Yes sir. Don't underestimate the quiet one.
@@RandomDude_or_Walker do u feel better
“I lit their asses up.” he sounds like he was waiting for it lmao
He was.
Okay
HE WAS THEY DIDN'T REALIZE IT
He literally says he was waiting for it dawg
On god
Black barbershop...funniest place you'll ever go to...and one of the most caring
Yeah that's a generalization
Coco butter and 70iq good times
@@YungEagle3k it's not a salon fairy😂😂
@@YungEagle3k BASED Jacob moment?!?!
@@Bodeezy_ I don't think u understand
The fastest way to earn a man's respect is to not only be able to dish it out, but to be able to take it back with a laugh.
That should be how it is between girls too. Sadly not.
@@himurahaibara1459 the reason men can do that is because physical aggression is how to handle threats. Women are also aggressive beings but they focus on reputation destruction and words (all this is generally speaking) so when women attempt to have playful banter like that it's more real to them.
@@austinhall3937 not bad philosopher man... Not bad.
@@rashedyadig that was Jordan Peterson
@@himurahaibara1459 There was once a girl I tried to talk to, but she friend zoned me, and after a while she said, "Treat me like one of the guys" And she actually started hanging out with the fellas. After a few months we got pretty close as friends, and one day after a few beers, the guys roasted her mercilessly, not maliciously, but like one of the guys. She then accused us of treating her bad because she wouldn't be with any of us, and stopped hanging around.
The day they turn the jokes on you is the day you got accepted as family. 😅
💯💯💯
🔥🙌🏾
100
Facts
yep
No wonder Dave's hair gone smooth. He lit everybody
😂😂
His hair is as smooth as eggs🥚🥚
He paid the price with his hair
Including himself no jokes😂
@@wutttheheckler2094do ya suck balls?
“They turned their jokes on me.”
*they woke the sleeping giant*
That barbershop was a diverse shop!!!!!!!!!!!.
watch out for the quiet guy..
THE KRAKEN AWAKES…
Well, looking back on time, how the things were, they all hesitated to kick his ass for the jokes, because there it was a slight chance that he may be their son 😂😂😂
Dave Chappelle doesn't even need to tell jokes anymore. He could tells this random stories and I'm here for all here for it. That's Goat Level.
There’s no place like a Black barbershop!❤
"i'm a quiet guy" "i lit everybody up"
💀
Lmao schools... Mmm
😂😂😂📸👮🏼♂️
Self defense
They didn't expect it bcs they thought he was quiet😂😂😂
What was he to do, walk out with a tear in his eye?
Mr. Chappelle thank you for the laughter that brightens up the day!!!!!!!
Never Bother The Quiet Guy Just Watching And Listening! It Usually Doesn't End Well!!!💯💯
He's the best storyteller out there. Great reflections always.
I'd pay good money to be a fly on the wall that day! 😂
I know it's just a saying, but my brain went and imagined a movie that is a fusion of "The Fly"-type science creating "Animorphes"-level shapeshifting abilities so spies can become flies or whatever for their military. Until time travel accidentally takes the fly-form of the character on someone else's trip into a barber shop, but it's a soldier using military technology for personal reasons back home. And so it also becomes about why that person went back in time, so they can finish up and get the hell home.
Sorry, but your comment made my mind have this ADHD moment two videos later, so I had to come back and empty my head of this idea 😆😆😆
Edit: now I'm imagining they come back to current time, but the shapeshifting technology was never invented, so the fly-spy has to deal with that. Unless that means he ain't a spy no mo'! Okay, I'm done. Sorry!
Same 😂😂
@@KuraiKuroNeko sounds like you got a lil bit more then just ADHD..
@@molotovick chronic case of the goofies
@@KuraiKuroNeko bro you’re just like me😭😭😭😭
Incredible social philosopher.
Observation is an underrated skill. Thanks Dave!
Dave chappelle is the only person who and tell a story about telling jokes and it still feels like comedy.
Only guy who could get a crowd to cheer for a roast they weren’t even at
I Love me some Dave Chappelle. Always have from the very beginning. ❤
He is a great comedian... very observant of human nature & bloody funny.
I love Dave Chappell sooo much! He’s a very special person
I love Dave so much. This time has been hard for him. I worry about losing
him before his time. Stay healthy Dave!
hey man you know where this clip is from? i can’t find it anywhere
@@mdemi7692 No clue! Maybe one of his private shows?
“real g’s don’t talk, we sit back and listen”
There's a lasagna in there somewhere
Now I fucks with me some lasagna.. true gangster don’t gotta ask, they know that garlic bread baked and ready with it...
RIP young dolph.💯
FACT
real g's move in silence like lasagna
That's when opportunity meets preparation 🤞🏼🤣😅😅🔥✊🏽
Trying to roast Dave Chappelle is like poking a bear with a stick 😂
Right😂😂😂😂
They start roasting Dave ….then they begin hearing final boss music
I like how he calls it the barber shop massacre not bc of the jokes on him but bc he “lit their asses up” 😂
What a natural treasure this man is!!!
The more I hear Dave Chappelle the more I love this guy!
Extremely articulate and sincere man. Glad for his success!!
I would love to hear what was said 😊
Dave is one of the few celebrities that I can celebrate. He restores my faith that there are some grounded decent people out there amongst the dross.
Best story telling ability
I love you as much as a straight dood can David Chappelle. 1ne ❤
Dam right he was waiting he had everyone of them pegged with 2-3 jokes each they never seen it comin that’s such a great story any of us that been to the barber shop knows how it goes lol
It probably would have worked for them IF he only came there 1 or 2 times. 🤣
@@tremayneg This is Dave Chappelle we're talking about. You think there's any scenario where things would have went well for them?
@@vernoncromartie3499 nope 🤣🤣
What makes dave so amazing?? Ohh yeah..everything
Heck yeah that’s how it was. I remember growing up and my group of friends all we did was rib on each other. Nobody got mad and it was all love in the mid 90s
Legendary 🐐🇿🇦🇿🇦
“Pretty funny?” What an understatement! He’s the GOAT !!!
He's the Quiet before the storm. He's the Warrior who takes down all comers ! He burns scalps with words ! He scalps heads with jest ! He's the CHAMPION who's loved & adored !
HE IS THE LEGEND - DAVID "HEADCUTTER" CHAPPELLE !!!!!
They didn’t know they were roasting with the goat 🐐
Thank you Dave❤ 🙏🤲💝
There’s funny comedians and then there’s the goat it’s his personality deliverance and we’ll LITERALLY NO ONE CAN DELIVER A PUNCH LINE LIKE THIS MAN!!!
Dave you are the best! No BULLSHIT!
“Ok…this guy is pretty funny.”
They gonna learn today.
The power of listening.
Class Act....and dang brave to refuse to be cancelled by the woke crowd !!!!
I could listen to Chappelle all day. His stories are actually very poetic. He seems like a polite uncle that’s really really funny. 😂😂😂
I feel like that barbershop helped create the Dave chapell we know today
LMMFAO !!! He is definitely the GOAT
This makes me smile.😄
Brutal Dave, cold blooded even.
A barber shop where u can get all the knowledge u need there back in the days it was the spot for hot news
A lot of conspiracy theories lol
Bootleg Video's
Best comedian ever
Men generally only tease the people they like. You don't get teased, it means the group doesn't like you or trust you.
The day they turned the joke on Dave was the day they tested his character.
Yes, so true. Women too. I never take the piss out of people I don't like, they are not worth it
But people who I like, respect or love, get it both barrels 😊
Exactly!!! 👏👏👏👏
Dave your the GOAT!!
"the barbershop massacre" rated R
in theaters next fall
YOU'RE THE SHIT DAVE! 🤘🏿🤘🏾🤘🏽🤘🏼🤘🏻🤘💯
I bet the barbershop guys tell that story different lol.😂
Yeah, on whole friggin paragraphs.. Obviously.. Dave chappelle's the goat for a damn good reason.
Bruh just chill out you are goated now it's definitely in the bag you are one of the all-time greats. Just chill your getting more funny tho lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Favorite saying from being an Ironworker "we only make fun of the people we like and care about, if we don't make fun of you or screw with you, we don't like or care about you"
I'm an electrician and I have the same mindset 👍
Damn how many haircuts can you actually get in a few weeks
Why do you think he's bald now?
1 per week
His hair actually grows back really quickly he just shaves it every couple of days
*DAAAAMN how often do YOU not go?!* 😂
I know a couple of lads who’d get a fix every Friday/Saturday
Goat of his time
Beware the quiet man, he spends most of his time listening
Can't cap with the Goat
They fed a Gremlin past midnight, got they behinds COOKED
This is the power of being silent and attentive. Its something Introverts know very well.
GOAT 🐐 level!!! Dave is the best comedian, EVER!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
You're my favorite Chappelle...always wanted to do comedy.
He’s the Walter White of comedy.. “I’m the one who knocks” 😂
Northeast born and raised Dc stand up
I'm just trying to picture Dave with hair 🤣🤣🤣
Just picture a mixture of Dave and Katt Williams
The best of the best can't get enough
Is this Dave’s new special? Where can I find this😂love this guy
Black American barber shops are very special place same thing with Puerto Rican barbershops
And they turned the jokes on me….🤣
Natural comedian
"...ok , he's pretty funny"
I'm pretty funny D.C is Fire Funny 💥
That's why you got to be careful of the quiet ones. They listen, they know things.
*Dave sitting in the shop thinking: "Every day I sit in this barbeshop corner for a haircut. Every day I see you lot jab at each other with good in fun humor. Every word said for every day I sit here is simply another round for the barrel I'll put to your heads. This blazing inferno will be a memorable day."
I was actually never really a fan of him but the more I listen to him the more I like and respect him!
Its always the quiet kid lol at least this wasnt in class
Would have been amazing to just sit in and listen to him I'm that barbershop
Early Dave was riotous now Dave is funny.
Dave Chapelle for President!
“Lighten” up our lives too while we watch these nasty political divisivism! Xo
Sixty year old white guy here.... I bet Chappelle is a blast at the bar lol. Gods speed young man, do wat ya do!
Realising that Dave is bald as he gives this joke.
Trying to roast Dave is a SUICIDE mission fam!🤣🤣🤣He a OG that'll tear yo ass up!🤣🤣
source ? is this from a new special ?
This man is one of my absolute favorite people!!
Haircut?
Must be new to Chappelle
When he was a kid. I can relate to this
Bwahahaha
One of my bucket list is to smoke with this guy and listen to his stories
So that's when you were like 12 when you actually had hair ???
The quiet ones know the most. They're usually listening!
I miss the real Dave. This clone too buff.
Moral of the story. When you listen more and talk less you win.
Brilliance comes from exactly that one super important gift. A photographic memory and great recall. Dave. U a beast g
"this guy is funny" is like meeting the pope and saying "this guy's religious." A very heavy understatement!
I delivered beer to a local shop that was a hang out. Looked forward to going there, what a crew. Felt flattered when they tossed a couple digs my way. One day on the way out the door I threw out a damn good one. They went nuts, I laughed all the way to the truck. It's been 25 years and still makes me smile
🤔
Playground lessons: If you can dish it out, be ready to take jokes as well. I learned as a kid at the neighborhood park & school & boys/girls club. The ones that couldn't take it always wanted to fight in the end, so the next session, we ignored them. 😂