It's that moments again, embrace the timestamp ^_^ [I.A.L] a little surprise pt.2 5:21 [Gamer4PLayer] breaking madd dogg maison 8:54 [Lerroy] counter strike gta 17:36 [Kratos2000] cop for one day 18:42 [Kacper Drozdzu] jedzposkode 26:10 [KaRzY6] secret operation 28:50 [Michciu] najazd cz 7 34:12 [ucok gak jelas] ucok jadi anak durhaka = TAMAT the emak) 43:08 [unlisted] el rencarno de tempenny parte 1 49:25 [Brian Walker] army fourteenth team 2'to the pier' 50:59 [oleg kham] priklu4eniya bandi grove street part 8 52:51 [Vaibhav] my first mission 54:04 [Atlas] kod adi: gsf 56:52 [unlisted] the crazy house 1:00:52 [unlisted] police action 1:09:43 [cral] pick up the fight 1:11:33 [LeonSweet] sleeping with the fishes 1:13:38 [Welburn] rank intro 1:15:25 [Pachi] military dictatorship 1:16:09 [Nick13] like the old days => saddest mission ever :( 1:18:14 [Glenn] gta 3 vs gta san andreas 1:22:41 [Rhean24] motorbike chase scene 1:23:32 [BallaKilla and BallaDude] agent 007 part 2 1:27:21 [Lego2] serial killer: mortes acontecem parte 2 1:28:28 [TheDragon234123] end of the ballas 1:30:16 [ryder n-word] the debtors => okay/10 josh approved 1:40:05 [kecske] kocsi 1:45:43 [tote514] riot chain story part 2 => time to make a decision O_o 1:53:55 [ZNI] a.k.a [Zohair Irani] mission impossible 1 => undefeated backseating 1:58:54 [Vuk091] los santos gang wars: balla girl 2:08:29 [brunoxlt] gta 5 pt.1 2:17:16 [big smoke] the big smoke kill the johnson mom => "the black buffalo" mission 2:17:37 [Target13] the vice within this walls => one of target13 masterpiece 2:20:19 [leomat] cj is wanted 2:28:14 [RokZ] claude in ls 2:28:53 [jose] este e seu bairro 2:32:27 [angelo and skerdi] final countdown 2:33:48 [badkong] sweet vs big smoke wwe 2:34:26 [Qaiser] the mike's brother 2:35:49 [Najimuddin] kill tenpenny => josh almost lost his braincell 2:36:51 [lupe] tolando jc 2:52:09 [shikhar] hero of sa3 2:53:26 [Dustin ([COD5]Reverenth)] down with the grove: finale => cliff"hangar" mission 2:57:56 [David Eric Luz] a misao de escapar dos zombes 3:06:39 [Gangsta Paradoc] d.i.s (in the streets) 3:09:38 [sebastianpol] mafia 03 - molotov party 3:14:19 well, that's it. let me know if there's corrections needed
Ah the beginning of something great. I remember a year ago I was bored to death at my job as a security guard in the middle of nowhere and suddenly this video pops up in my YT feed. And the rest is history, countless hours of entertainment and company for a full year, thank you Josh, and here's to much more DYOM randomness 🎉🎉
Also some context for the "Time to make a decision" part in the riot mission: basically the "chain story" is a community game where we collaborate on a mission together, each time it says "time to make a decision" we pass it over to the next user and give them different options on where to take the mission next I say this because I was one of the people who worked on that mission when I was like 13, unfortunately my turned hadn't happened yet so I never got to saw what I came up with. I made a lot of missions so I'm hoping Josh plays one in the future (I don't mind being roasted lmao)
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Some of the missions had me in tears and I had to pause so I don't miss anything from laughing. My personal favourites were the crazy house, the one with Bump (R.I.P. Bump) and the kill Tenpenny one
As someone who once fiddled with DYOM, I can't even explain how much skill and time went into those missions Target13 made. DYOM is one of the most painful mission editors I've ever used (still better than the one in Hotline Miami), yet they still beared with it for long enough to create AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE. Like really, think about this for a while, an entire universe in DYOM, a process that must have taken long hours, for a story that probably only a handful of people has ever seen in it's entirety.
It's also worth noting that the DYOM community is fairly small, and only a handful of people treat it seriously to create proper storylines akin to GTA. As you can see the majority of the missions that get uploaded are by 8 year olds who make generic shit like "end of the line but you play as tenpenny" But even with that said there are still some really creative mission packs out there that I have fond memories of playing.
@@ravedeath7690 Oh yeah like GalacticXp1 and his Lance Towers series. And his old Dead Walk's thing. It's fun to play through someone's entire universe made in DYOM
the translation for this segment (43:08-48:54): Mission title: Ucok became a disobidient child (Ucok is a nickname for CJ in Indonesia) What a boring day. I got no friends around. This is all because of COVID. What am I supposed to do? (speaking in the head) I'm a bit hungry, but I'll just sleep now. "GO TO BED" "And then ucok sleeps" mom)ucok, open the door! UCOK! Assalamu'alaikum!!! My god, where is that little brat Astaghfirullah, he overslept. UCOK)Wha- ma? mom)Why did you do this to me "And then the night arrives.." Ahhh.. that was a good sleep. I'm going to get some food now. Huh? There's no food in here. What a useless mother I have. Just wait for my revenge. mom)cok, I'm going to buy some groceries ucok)sure mom "GET OUTSIDE" "GO TO THE MARKET" Time to flame down this house "BURN THE HOUSE AS A REVENGE FOR YOUR MOM NOT GIVING YOU MEALS" mom)ok, time to go home "GET IN THE CAR" "GO HOME" What is happening in there, why are there crowds? "GET OUT OF THE CAR AND ASK" mom)What is going on in here, mister? guy)innalillahi wa inna ilaihi raji'un, your son has died from house fire. You gotta be kidding me, HOW IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? Because your son flamed it down as a "revenge" to his mother for not making him meals this morning. mom)sob sob (cries) I'm sorry for not making you meals for 3 days, son. three days later... Please forgive me cok, this is all my fault not making the meals for you. I hope you rest in peace there, Amen. THE END!!!
Things you need to kill (warning, list is long): Big Smoke and his gang! (5:55) the mafia Boss (15:27) The Losers (21:10) ix (52:53) The Ballas (55:30) The Ballas (55:43) The Gangster (55:49) the boss (1:01:08) larelli upstairs (1:10:11) jecop and hes gurds (1:12:17) jimy (1:12:28) the person (1:16:12) the person (1:16:25) the person (1:16:55) the person (1:17:21) the person (1:17:26) , kill and kill! (1:20:41) the remaining enemies (1:20:55) Claude (1:22:43) the boss (1:25:59) the boss (1:26:17) the boss (1:26:30) Marko Deluice (1:27:24) THEM ALL!! (1:34:34) them all! (1:35:35) (1:39:46) the lumberjacks (1:42:48) the 10 Balla members Using Sniper Rifle and Camera ! (1:59:26) Balla Girl and Ballas Members (2:12:13) him to get a gun (2:17:38) him (2:18:31) mrs johnson (2:18:56) the johnson (2:19:05) her (2:19:13) him (2:28:30) these guys guarding the car (2:29:55) This Bitch! (2:30:34) cj (2:33:49) everyone (2:33:58) Them If You Want Property (2:36:13) tenpenny (2:36:50) CJ (2:37:43) Guy (2:40:11) Cops (2:42:58) Car Police (2:43:20) Cops and Tenpenny (2:44:09) all the gaurds (2:56:42) jizzy with silence... (2:56:57) the Ballas! (2:56:06) the rest of the Ballas! (2:59:55) the person (3:10:09) this man to unlock the door (3:13:24) the person. (3:13:30) Please do more of these kinds of streams; this is the hardest I've laughed this month!
as someone who's been part of the DYOM community on GTAForums for like over 10 years now, it's always a delight to see people not particularly acquainted with the mod react to different random missions. thanks for the content Josh!
I just hope it never comes across as me shitting on these missions, like yeah sure the English isn't that great sometimes but (as a game dev) I know the creativity and work put in to actually make and upload one of these is respectable!
@@Joshimuz can't vouch for everyone, but I thought it was light-hearted enough for people to not take offence or anything of that sort. I definitely wouldn't mind seeing more DYOM content from you personally, this video is hella entertaining
@@Joshimuz also the mission from Target13, the one with the n-word, was unfairly judged by your chat imo. I know the guy and obviously he doesn't share the views of his characters. plus it is part of a 10-mission project which, honestly, I can recommend - it is really well-made, especially in comparison to like 99% of missions on display in this video
Can I just say: As a former DYOM user this is some of the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while. All the commom DYOM tropes and cliches Josh could have experienced, he experienced. I'm finally no longer the only person who finds shit like "Groove Street" and "Sweat" hilarious
I really enjoyed the DYOM mission speedruns :D Can't wait to see more! .. also R.I.P Bump, did everything he could, to defend himself but ended being killed by a random sniper dude that no one really knows about. emak).
In 43:15 Ucok : CJ's name Emak: In indonesia some people call their mom Emak. Summary: CJ got revenge to his mom because she dont give him food in 3 days. So he burn the house down when his mom go to the market and died inside it.
As a brazilian, hearing Josh reading portugese DYOM missions were the most entertaining part of the video, its funny and actually well read for someone with 0 knowledge of portuguese, i think. Also, R.I.P. Bump
43:08 oh my god I never thought I will ever hear Josh speaks Indonesian lmao it's so hilarious. Definitely my favorite video from now on. God I regret I didn't watch this live
The fact that there's no context of every mission actually making me feel pity for josh, plus language barrier make the conditions even more chaotic :D
I used to watch hungarian DYOM let’s play videos, where completing the missions was the goal, and there was some 9 year old kid who made like 40 missions with very wild storytelling and shit, but my favourite moment was when the poor youtuber guy spent 90 minutes on an autoscroller mission because claude always stuck on the way with the bike, and after a LOT of attempts it turned out the kid who made the mission doesn’t used the frame limiter and if you had that turned on you can’t pass 😂
This stream was one the best streams of your career Josh! Masterpiece,brilliant.. I cannot find synonyms,to express myself! I've head such a burst of laugh,that I litterally cried!
2:36:51 I got a cold yesterday and watch your content while recovering was the best decision I ever made, literally dying from laughing in this mission, thank you josh for your existence
43:07 Google translate of that mission ucok to be a rebellious child Oh, I'm bored today I don't have any friends this is all because of the covid virus what do I do (inside) I'm a little hungry. I'd better sleep to bed and ucok sleep mom) just open the door Ucokk ... assalamualaikum gosh where is that kid astafirullah.. even sleep this child apa ma just let it be kid the night came hah.. it's good to sleep too let's eat first why is there no food Mother's base is useless Just wait for my revenge, mom mom) cok.. mak go to the market first ok? ucok) yes mom Get out of the house to the market time to burn the house burn down the house, and take revenge for not making food mom) ok time to go home by car to the house what's going on, it's busy come down and come mom) excuse me sir, what's wrong? people) inanilahi wainanilahi rojiun, mother's child has died due to a house fire seriously bj, how come it fires because the mother's son deliberately burned the house because he took revenge from his mother, because he was not loved mother) hehehe (crying) ... I'm sorry, mama, I want to because I don't want you to eat for three days three days later I'm sorry mom, ok, because I don't give you food May you rest in peace, amen it's over
There is one mission from Indonesia. Its use emak) thats mean mom saying that, ucok means CJ, in Indonesia CJ called Ucok. Very funny when you try to read them Josh. Sorry bad English.
Funniest shit you've done in a while, thank you for trying out the idea. You're more fun to watch when you're dying of laughter rather than dying inside! Pls do the couch co-op idea sometime, it sounds golden.
Finally finished watching this absolute masterpiece of a meme. Glad to see you using your game designer skills to find innovation in the ancient art of san andreas content generation. Much love
I played the mission by Target13. Its a part of mission pack, so you basically were somewhere in the middle of the story. All of those missions had long cutscenes. And its not that bad storywise - at least he had an idea
the Indonesian part is so funny cause Im Malay and Josh pronounce is so funny!!! I miss the first DYOM when Josh read everything with his pronounce, now its just some tiktok tts
Aight, here's a full translation of Ucok Menjadi Anak Durhaka (it's in Indonesian): 'Ucok Becomes an Ingrate' Ucok: Ugh, what a boring day! Ucok: I've got no friends here. Ucok: This is all because of COVID virus. Ucok: Hmm, what should I do? Ucok: (Thinking to himself) Oooh, I feel kinda' hungry. Maybe I should just sleep. GO TO YOUR BEDROOM Narration: And Ucok fell asleep. Ucok's Mom: UCOKK!!! Hello!? Ucok's Mom: Oh dear, where's that kid? Ucok's Mom: Goodness gracious... this kid is asleep. Ucok: What is it, Mom? Ucok's Mom: (Exasperatedly) Ugh, I should just leave him alone. Narration: And the night falls! Ucok: Heh, that was a pretty darned good sleep. Ucok: I really should eat something. Ucok: Huh?? Why is there no food? Ucok: You useless mother! Ucok: Just you wait, Mom! I'll have my revenge. Ucok's Mom: Cok... Mom's going to the market! Ucok: Yes, Mom. GO OUTSIDE GO TO THE MARKET Ucok: Time to burn this damn house down. Ucok (?): Burn the house down and have my revenge because she did not cook anything for me. Ucok's Mom: OK, time to go home. DRIVE THE CAR GO HOME Ucok's Mom: Huh, why is there a commotion? LEAVE THE CAR AND APPROACH THE CROWD Ucok's Mom: Excuse me, Sir. What is happening? Man: My condolences! Your son has died due to a house fire. Ucok's Mom: Seriously, Sir!? How did that happen? Man: Your son burnt the house intentionally because he wants to exact revenge against his own Mom, because he hasn't been fed. Ucok's Mom: (Crying) Boohoohoo, please forgive Mom because Mom hasn't fed you for three days!! Narration: Three days later. Ucok's Mom: Forgive me, Ucok, because I didn't feed you. Ucok's Mom: May you find peace in afterlife, amen. THE END!! Random side notes: This tale would easily pass as a legit Hidayah (an Indonesian short film series) episode. Also, why does the Man know that Ucok burnt down the house even though the guy would have died alone in the fire?!? The smoking Landstalker is very likely an allusion to a run-down Toyota Kijang. It's probably one of the most common cars in our country! Ucok is kinda' like John Doe in Indonesian. Emak = Mom. ORG = Orang = Man. There are a LOT of repeat words in Indoesian, such as rame-rame (commotion), gara-gara (because). We abbreviate it into 'word + 2', hence you see rame2, gara2, and so on.
Hell yes, I got my snacks ready. Hopefully I’m able to make it next time, and TBH for me personally the sound effects for subscribing / bits / following doesn’t annoy me. It actually makes me feel like I’m tuning to you live 🤣
LMAO, this is the best thing you've ever done. Would be cool to get more info about each mission when it loads, like the creation date. Some of these must be old as hell, like 2006.
43:39 I love almost nobody got the language right lol. Honestly this was streamed waaay too late for anybody to recognize it. I'm laughing way too hard LMFAO
I only caught a part of it live, so I'm so happy to see the full stream here finally! This was so much fun and I was even in tears at some parts. Please keep doing DYOM streams Josh. And also, you look a lot healthier and happier mate, I'm genuinely happy to see you doing better, best wishes for you!
2:12:30 I watched a lot of DYOM videos and a most of it takes place in Los Santos, and the theory was the kids making these mods usually don’t make it to the other cites in story mode, so they only know Los Santos, and i have to say the game teaches them really well to hate the Ballas 😂 this is why you have to kill a lot of them 😂
26:07 Mission name: Drive for the Skoda Dad: Son, drive for our new car, it's next to the motel. Kacper: Okay, when I'm there I will call. I will borrow the car. OBJECTIVE - *kill the jealous* OBJECTIVE - *kill the person* OBJECTIVE - *go to your dad* OBJECTIVE - *drive with the Skoda to home* At home: Well son, you did it! Take these 500PLN and go do something.
@@spqr528 I don't know exactly. In my opinion, Ucok has more funny sides for Indonesian than CJ. And CJ is not familiar here. And CJ in english spelled cee-jay in indonesian spelled che-je it just doesn't click at all. Ucok is often used as meme characters
5:39 Oops I didn't do that LOL
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Oh hey, thanks!
professional as always
It's that moments again, embrace the timestamp ^_^
[I.A.L] a little surprise pt.2 5:21
[Gamer4PLayer] breaking madd dogg maison 8:54
[Lerroy] counter strike gta 17:36
[Kratos2000] cop for one day 18:42
[Kacper Drozdzu] jedzposkode 26:10
[KaRzY6] secret operation 28:50
[Michciu] najazd cz 7 34:12
[ucok gak jelas] ucok jadi anak durhaka = TAMAT the emak) 43:08
[unlisted] el rencarno de tempenny parte 1 49:25
[Brian Walker] army fourteenth team 2'to the pier' 50:59
[oleg kham] priklu4eniya bandi grove street part 8 52:51
[Vaibhav] my first mission 54:04
[Atlas] kod adi: gsf 56:52
[unlisted] the crazy house 1:00:52
[unlisted] police action 1:09:43
[cral] pick up the fight 1:11:33
[LeonSweet] sleeping with the fishes 1:13:38
[Welburn] rank intro 1:15:25
[Pachi] military dictatorship 1:16:09
[Nick13] like the old days => saddest mission ever :( 1:18:14
[Glenn] gta 3 vs gta san andreas 1:22:41
[Rhean24] motorbike chase scene 1:23:32
[BallaKilla and BallaDude] agent 007 part 2 1:27:21
[Lego2] serial killer: mortes acontecem parte 2 1:28:28
[TheDragon234123] end of the ballas 1:30:16
[ryder n-word] the debtors => okay/10 josh approved 1:40:05
[kecske] kocsi 1:45:43
[tote514] riot chain story part 2 => time to make a decision O_o 1:53:55
[ZNI] a.k.a [Zohair Irani] mission impossible 1 => undefeated backseating 1:58:54
[Vuk091] los santos gang wars: balla girl 2:08:29
[brunoxlt] gta 5 pt.1 2:17:16
[big smoke] the big smoke kill the johnson mom => "the black buffalo" mission 2:17:37
[Target13] the vice within this walls => one of target13 masterpiece 2:20:19
[leomat] cj is wanted 2:28:14
[RokZ] claude in ls 2:28:53
[jose] este e seu bairro 2:32:27
[angelo and skerdi] final countdown 2:33:48
[badkong] sweet vs big smoke wwe 2:34:26
[Qaiser] the mike's brother 2:35:49
[Najimuddin] kill tenpenny => josh almost lost his braincell 2:36:51
[lupe] tolando jc 2:52:09
[shikhar] hero of sa3 2:53:26
[Dustin ([COD5]Reverenth)] down with the grove: finale => cliff"hangar" mission 2:57:56
[David Eric Luz] a misao de escapar dos zombes 3:06:39
[Gangsta Paradoc] d.i.s (in the streets) 3:09:38
[sebastianpol] mafia 03 - molotov party 3:14:19
well, that's it. let me know if there's corrections needed
thank you! I was looking for a spanish mission lol
@@xDash3 they were some on the test stream, that was the best
i cant find "the vice within these walls" plz help (on dyom)
2:20:19 "The Vice Within These Walls" by Target13
That was... something
Ah the beginning of something great.
I remember a year ago I was bored to death at my job as a security guard in the middle of nowhere and suddenly this video pops up in my YT feed.
And the rest is history, countless hours of entertainment and company for a full year, thank you Josh, and here's to much more DYOM randomness 🎉🎉
24:51 That timing is perfect lol
I love how he doesn't even make it out the door before the cutscene ends.
Also some context for the "Time to make a decision" part in the riot mission: basically the "chain story" is a community game where we collaborate on a mission together, each time it says "time to make a decision" we pass it over to the next user and give them different options on where to take the mission next
I say this because I was one of the people who worked on that mission when I was like 13, unfortunately my turned hadn't happened yet so I never got to saw what I came up with. I made a lot of missions so I'm hoping Josh plays one in the future (I don't mind being roasted lmao)
lmao, i also remember making missions when i was around 12 or 13. if i see them pop up, it'll be a riot for sure
Dyom chain games are still a thing, though they might not have as much momentum as they did before.
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Some of the missions had me in tears and I had to pause so I don't miss anything from laughing. My personal favourites were the crazy house, the one with Bump (R.I.P. Bump) and the kill Tenpenny one
I have to admit, the first chaos + rainbowmizer run was pretty funny as well
tamak
walk. the food
That sniping mission (Mission Impossible) was so good, entirely worth throwing the run for.
And Targt13 was legendary
As someone who once fiddled with DYOM, I can't even explain how much skill and time went into those missions Target13 made. DYOM is one of the most painful mission editors I've ever used (still better than the one in Hotline Miami), yet they still beared with it for long enough to create AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE. Like really, think about this for a while, an entire universe in DYOM, a process that must have taken long hours, for a story that probably only a handful of people has ever seen in it's entirety.
True
It's also worth noting that the DYOM community is fairly small, and only a handful of people treat it seriously to create proper storylines akin to GTA. As you can see the majority of the missions that get uploaded are by 8 year olds who make generic shit like "end of the line but you play as tenpenny" But even with that said there are still some really creative mission packs out there that I have fond memories of playing.
@@ravedeath7690 Oh yeah like GalacticXp1 and his Lance Towers series. And his old Dead Walk's thing. It's fun to play through someone's entire universe made in DYOM
That makes them even better to give them a play yourself
@@ravedeath7690 some big players also use it like los santos cast and kenny pass
Josh OML do more of these man im begging you. This was hilarious like i legit havent laughed like this in ages :d
They're a' comin'!
43:08 dyom is from Indonesia, thank you for playing. love from indonesia🇮🇩❤️
RIP Bump. The world will never be the same without him 😔
It's gonna be quite a different place with him gone, that's for true.
Now he is with James Kenneth
the translation for this segment (43:08-48:54):
Mission title: Ucok became a disobidient child (Ucok is a nickname for CJ in Indonesia)
What a boring day.
I got no friends around.
This is all because of COVID.
What am I supposed to do?
(speaking in the head)
I'm a bit hungry, but I'll just sleep now.
"GO TO BED"
"And then ucok sleeps"
mom)ucok, open the door!
UCOK! Assalamu'alaikum!!!
My god, where is that little brat
Astaghfirullah, he overslept.
UCOK)Wha- ma?
mom)Why did you do this to me
"And then the night arrives.."
Ahhh.. that was a good sleep.
I'm going to get some food now.
Huh? There's no food in here.
What a useless mother I have.
Just wait for my revenge.
mom)cok, I'm going to buy some groceries
ucok)sure mom
"GET OUTSIDE"
"GO TO THE MARKET"
Time to flame down this house
"BURN THE HOUSE AS A REVENGE FOR YOUR MOM NOT GIVING YOU MEALS"
mom)ok, time to go home
"GET IN THE CAR"
"GO HOME"
What is happening in there, why are there crowds?
"GET OUT OF THE CAR AND ASK"
mom)What is going on in here, mister?
guy)innalillahi wa inna ilaihi raji'un, your son has died from house fire.
You gotta be kidding me, HOW IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE?
Because your son flamed it down as a "revenge" to his mother for not making him meals this morning.
mom)sob sob (cries) I'm sorry for not making you meals for 3 days, son.
three days later...
Please forgive me cok, this is all my fault not making the meals for you.
I hope you rest in peace there, Amen.
THE END!!!
Kita: Ucok
Josh: u cock 🤣
emak)
Good lord that was dark as hell.
*mom doesn't make you food
"It's arson time"
Why do you call him Ucok?
Things you need to kill (warning, list is long):
Big Smoke and his gang! (5:55)
the mafia Boss (15:27)
The Losers (21:10)
ix (52:53)
The Ballas (55:30)
The Ballas (55:43)
The Gangster (55:49)
the boss (1:01:08)
larelli upstairs (1:10:11)
jecop and hes gurds (1:12:17)
jimy (1:12:28)
the person (1:16:12)
the person (1:16:25)
the person (1:16:55)
the person (1:17:21)
the person (1:17:26)
, kill and kill! (1:20:41)
the remaining enemies (1:20:55)
Claude (1:22:43)
the boss (1:25:59)
the boss (1:26:17)
the boss (1:26:30)
Marko Deluice (1:27:24)
THEM ALL!! (1:34:34)
them all! (1:35:35)
(1:39:46)
the lumberjacks (1:42:48)
the 10 Balla members Using Sniper Rifle and Camera ! (1:59:26)
Balla Girl and Ballas Members (2:12:13)
him to get a gun (2:17:38)
him (2:18:31)
mrs johnson (2:18:56)
the johnson (2:19:05)
her (2:19:13)
him (2:28:30)
these guys guarding the car (2:29:55)
This Bitch! (2:30:34)
cj (2:33:49)
everyone (2:33:58)
Them If You Want Property (2:36:13)
tenpenny (2:36:50)
CJ (2:37:43)
Guy (2:40:11)
Cops (2:42:58)
Car Police (2:43:20)
Cops and Tenpenny (2:44:09)
all the gaurds (2:56:42)
jizzy with silence... (2:56:57)
the Ballas! (2:56:06)
the rest of the Ballas! (2:59:55)
the person (3:10:09)
this man to unlock the door (3:13:24)
the person. (3:13:30)
Please do more of these kinds of streams; this is the hardest I've laughed this month!
A lot of "the person" in here
as someone who's been part of the DYOM community on GTAForums for like over 10 years now, it's always a delight to see people not particularly acquainted with the mod react to different random missions. thanks for the content Josh!
I just hope it never comes across as me shitting on these missions, like yeah sure the English isn't that great sometimes but (as a game dev) I know the creativity and work put in to actually make and upload one of these is respectable!
@@Joshimuz can't vouch for everyone, but I thought it was light-hearted enough for people to not take offence or anything of that sort. I definitely wouldn't mind seeing more DYOM content from you personally, this video is hella entertaining
@@Joshimuz also the mission from Target13, the one with the n-word, was unfairly judged by your chat imo. I know the guy and obviously he doesn't share the views of his characters. plus it is part of a 10-mission project which, honestly, I can recommend - it is really well-made, especially in comparison to like 99% of missions on display in this video
@@SatournFan Oh yeah the Target13 story cutscene was super good, just terrible for a speedrun ahahahah
I think I praise them later in the video
Can I just say: As a former DYOM user this is some of the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while. All the commom DYOM tropes and cliches Josh could have experienced, he experienced. I'm finally no longer the only person who finds shit like "Groove Street" and "Sweat" hilarious
This is just beautiful to watch, seen some recent ones, didnt expect it to be that good even at the start of the series.
Not even exaggerating, this is the best stream that Josh has done so far.
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@@abcdef-eu1jd Now i realized the mistake and fixed it.
@@Tony-zh1kz cool. It IS the best and most engaging thing for josh as well as the audience. eshpesialy da engris subtytles
I really enjoyed the DYOM mission speedruns :D Can't wait to see more! .. also R.I.P Bump, did everything he could, to defend himself but ended being killed by a random sniper dude that no one really knows about. emak).
R.I.P Bump. TAMAT!!!
In 43:15
Ucok : CJ's name
Emak: In indonesia some people call their mom Emak.
Summary:
CJ got revenge to his mom because she dont give him food in 3 days. So he burn the house down when his mom go to the market and died inside it.
Josh you are really putting some cool content lately, love to see it
As a brazilian, hearing Josh reading portugese DYOM missions were the most entertaining part of the video, its funny and actually well read for someone with 0 knowledge of portuguese, i think.
Also, R.I.P. Bump
Perdi tudo na missão "Trollando o CJ"
43:08 oh my god I never thought I will ever hear Josh speaks Indonesian lmao it's so hilarious. Definitely my favorite video from now on. God I regret I didn't watch this live
This channel has been incredible recently
I found that target13 pretty famous on dyom community, i like when people on the chat joking about him
The fact that there's no context of every mission actually making me feel pity for josh, plus language barrier make the conditions even more chaotic :D
I think i might have nearly died from watching this entire stream.
Seriously, this is probably one of the best livestream i ever watched period.
My favorite part is when he butchered the Indonesian mission with Ucok XD
By the way, Ucok is pronunced Uu-Chok
Wkwk, cek video ini bro
ua-cam.com/video/eGeWYs99Amo/v-deo.html
I used to watch hungarian DYOM let’s play videos, where completing the missions was the goal, and there was some 9 year old kid who made like 40 missions with very wild storytelling and shit, but my favourite moment was when the poor youtuber guy spent 90 minutes on an autoscroller mission because claude always stuck on the way with the bike, and after a LOT of attempts it turned out the kid who made the mission doesn’t used the frame limiter and if you had that turned on you can’t pass 😂
kérlek dobj egy linket :’D
@@kissreno ua-cam.com/video/VR8NG2mqBKk/v-deo.html
This stream was one the best streams of your career Josh! Masterpiece,brilliant.. I cannot find synonyms,to express myself! I've head such a burst of laugh,that I litterally cried!
Oh, hello Chris. Congrats for the wedding 🥳
Having a blast watching this! It's wacky it's funny and actually really interesting to see all this random "new" SA content.
43:08 it's Indonesian. Emak is mean mom, and ucok is like Indonesian name of cj because ucok is more popular in here
2:36:51 I got a cold yesterday and watch your content while recovering was the best decision I ever made, literally dying from laughing in this mission, thank you josh for your existence
43:07 Google translate of that mission
ucok to be a rebellious child
Oh, I'm bored today
I don't have any friends
this is all because of the covid virus
what do I do
(inside) I'm a little hungry. I'd better sleep
to bed
and ucok sleep
mom) just open the door
Ucokk ... assalamualaikum
gosh where is that kid
astafirullah.. even sleep this child
apa ma
just let it be kid
the night came
hah.. it's good to sleep too
let's eat first
why is there no food
Mother's base is useless
Just wait for my revenge, mom
mom) cok.. mak go to the market first ok?
ucok) yes mom
Get out of the house
to the market
time to burn the house
burn down the house, and take revenge for not making food
mom) ok time to go home
by car
to the house
what's going on, it's busy
come down and come
mom) excuse me sir, what's wrong?
people) inanilahi wainanilahi rojiun, mother's child has died due to a house fire
seriously bj, how come it fires
because the mother's son deliberately burned the house because he took revenge from his mother, because he was not loved
mother) hehehe (crying) ... I'm sorry, mama, I want to because I don't want you to eat for three days
three days later
I'm sorry mom, ok, because I don't give you food
May you rest in peace, amen
it's over
Thanks bro
Your translate is innaccurate
2:36:51 this mission had me dying on stream 😂😂
Grand Theft Auto: Full Life Consequences
1:00:52 the original crazy house
Seeing josh having fun and laughing and i laughed along dyom full of funny shits 🤣🤣🤣happy to see you having fun
There is one mission from Indonesia. Its use emak) thats mean mom saying that, ucok means CJ, in Indonesia CJ called Ucok. Very funny when you try to read them Josh. Sorry bad English.
Emak means mom*
I can't stop laughing man hearing joshi trying to pronounce Indonesian was golden
U-Cock😂
Funniest shit you've done in a while, thank you for trying out the idea. You're more fun to watch when you're dying of laughter rather than dying inside!
Pls do the couch co-op idea sometime, it sounds golden.
Josh, this is amazing. Your recent streams have been a blast, keep it up.
02:21:25 gamer moment
If a dam goes KABOOOOOOOMMMM in the desert, and nobody's there to hear it, does it make a sound?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
omg that was so funny, hope you bring it to the channel more often xD
Finally finished watching this absolute masterpiece of a meme. Glad to see you using your game designer skills to find innovation in the ancient art of san andreas content generation. Much love
as native Polish speaker, hearing him try to pronouce polish was entertaining lol
I played the mission by Target13. Its a part of mission pack, so you basically were somewhere in the middle of the story. All of those missions had long cutscenes. And its not that bad storywise - at least he had an idea
27:28 probably first recorded "kill the person"
Can't believe this series went for 2 years. Good run, good run
I need to know the lore behind "cop for one day" by Kratos2000, or even the sequel.
43:08: akhirnya nemu juga Bule ngomong BHS Indonesia
Yucock
the Indonesian part is so funny cause Im Malay and Josh pronounce is so funny!!! I miss the first DYOM when Josh read everything with his pronounce, now its just some tiktok tts
Aight, here's a full translation of Ucok Menjadi Anak Durhaka (it's in Indonesian):
'Ucok Becomes an Ingrate'
Ucok: Ugh, what a boring day!
Ucok: I've got no friends here.
Ucok: This is all because of COVID virus.
Ucok: Hmm, what should I do?
Ucok: (Thinking to himself) Oooh, I feel kinda' hungry. Maybe I should just sleep.
GO TO YOUR BEDROOM
Narration: And Ucok fell asleep.
Ucok's Mom: UCOKK!!! Hello!?
Ucok's Mom: Oh dear, where's that kid?
Ucok's Mom: Goodness gracious... this kid is asleep.
Ucok: What is it, Mom?
Ucok's Mom: (Exasperatedly) Ugh, I should just leave him alone.
Narration: And the night falls!
Ucok: Heh, that was a pretty darned good sleep.
Ucok: I really should eat something.
Ucok: Huh?? Why is there no food?
Ucok: You useless mother!
Ucok: Just you wait, Mom! I'll have my revenge.
Ucok's Mom: Cok... Mom's going to the market!
Ucok: Yes, Mom.
GO OUTSIDE
GO TO THE MARKET
Ucok: Time to burn this damn house down.
Ucok (?): Burn the house down and have my revenge because she did not cook anything for me.
Ucok's Mom: OK, time to go home.
DRIVE THE CAR
GO HOME
Ucok's Mom: Huh, why is there a commotion?
LEAVE THE CAR AND APPROACH THE CROWD
Ucok's Mom: Excuse me, Sir. What is happening?
Man: My condolences! Your son has died due to a house fire.
Ucok's Mom: Seriously, Sir!? How did that happen?
Man: Your son burnt the house intentionally because he wants to exact revenge against his own Mom, because he hasn't been fed.
Ucok's Mom: (Crying) Boohoohoo, please forgive Mom because Mom hasn't fed you for three days!!
Narration: Three days later.
Ucok's Mom: Forgive me, Ucok, because I didn't feed you.
Ucok's Mom: May you find peace in afterlife, amen.
THE END!!
Random side notes:
This tale would easily pass as a legit Hidayah (an Indonesian short film series) episode. Also, why does the Man know that Ucok burnt down the house even though the guy would have died alone in the fire?!?
The smoking Landstalker is very likely an allusion to a run-down Toyota Kijang. It's probably one of the most common cars in our country!
Ucok is kinda' like John Doe in Indonesian. Emak = Mom. ORG = Orang = Man.
There are a LOT of repeat words in Indoesian, such as rame-rame (commotion), gara-gara (because). We abbreviate it into 'word + 2', hence you see rame2, gara2, and so on.
"...and then, the game crashed."
What a fucking ending to this journey. HAHAHAHA
Hell yes, I got my snacks ready.
Hopefully I’m able to make it next time, and TBH for me personally the sound effects for subscribing / bits / following doesn’t annoy me. It actually makes me feel like I’m tuning to you live 🤣
the funniest video I’ve ever seen and the hardest I’ve ever laughed.
this was so fun, holy crap you need to do this more
bro this part 2:42:04 i'm actually sweating and i cant breathe its so funny. i've been laughing for straight 10 minutes long XDDDDDDDDD
LMAO, this is the best thing you've ever done. Would be cool to get more info about each mission when it loads, like the creation date. Some of these must be old as hell, like 2006.
Every time you hit us with the "Ogg Lock", cracks me up every time xD
11:33 uppeth the hilleth
Recently found out about you from ESA. Been binging your uploads ever since. Keep up the good work
I loved this, it's the best!!
didn't have such a laugh since the latest highlights I think
I very much enjoy Josh 3.0
Me too
43:39 I love almost nobody got the language right lol. Honestly this was streamed waaay too late for anybody to recognize it.
I'm laughing way too hard LMFAO
They really thought "ke pasar" means "que pasa" 😂
Thanks for your videos :), been following you since 2016. It really helped me with my depression and anxiety.
More of this PLEASE
Oh Man 2014-2016 i think when i used to create missions on Dyom, that mod required a special GTA SA folder, with Dyom i couldn't play SAMP :(
This is legit the most entertaining thing I;ve seen done with GTA we legit need more of this, please have some of it in JDQ
Am very much a lurker here but this run cracked me up. I watched this all in one sitting. Please do more of these!
I only caught a part of it live, so I'm so happy to see the full stream here finally! This was so much fun and I was even in tears at some parts. Please keep doing DYOM streams Josh. And also, you look a lot healthier and happier mate, I'm genuinely happy to see you doing better, best wishes for you!
Love watching old DYOM vods.
I love that josh has a worse time understanding the Run 3 English missions than the Portuguese ones hahahaha
Target13 should collaborate with the author of the Crazy House lol
emak) and remember to walk. The food!
This was very entertaining, loved it! :D
//edit: This made my day!! I literally laughed the whole time
Run 3 has an absolutely epic start. 10mins of "please dont demonetize me"
Excuse to use the hard r lmaooooo
Now THAT's some innovative SA content. Shame I missed the live stream, however here, have a comment for your engagement metric :)
Do more of these lol these are gold
damn, hey there 1 yr ago me~
love when the big smoke kill the johnson mom that one's a classic
Some of these missions have surpassed far beyond surrealism, I can't comprehend what is happening.
2:56:59 Chat: "Guards didn't put up much of a fight"
1 minute later Josh is killed by an army of BMYPOL2. Amazing
2:36:51 is gold from here onwards
I almost never watch a stream live (job), but this was on a sundaynight. This was amazing.
I love how half of the missions were written by Borat
By far the funniest GTA SA livestream video I have ever seen, I love this. Props to who came on the idea to bury up this gold.
49:01 that Indonesian people call Cj as Ucok and emak = mother
2:12:30 I watched a lot of DYOM videos and a most of it takes place in Los Santos, and the theory was the kids making these mods usually don’t make it to the other cites in story mode, so they only know Los Santos, and i have to say the game teaches them really well to hate the Ballas 😂 this is why you have to kill a lot of them 😂
1:35:54
That was such a chad move
I really enjoyed that stream, I didn't expect to laugh this hard because of SA lol
this gramatically incorrect English in these missions implying that they were done by Kids was truly golden
26:07
Mission name: Drive for the Skoda
Dad: Son, drive for our new car, it's next to the motel.
Kacper: Okay, when I'm there I will call. I will borrow the car.
OBJECTIVE - *kill the jealous*
OBJECTIVE - *kill the person*
OBJECTIVE - *go to your dad*
OBJECTIVE - *drive with the Skoda to home*
At home: Well son, you did it! Take these 500PLN and go do something.
Interesting story.
2022 and josh still finds ways to put out interesting san andreas content
"Cop for one day" definitely the most ambitious plot I ever seen 😂👌
Original idea for speedrun, funny missions and some are interesting (like sniper challenge). I love this stuff.
43:09 it's actually OO CHOKE (UCOK) That is what we nicknamed CJ in Indonesia
But why you nickname cj like that?
@@spqr528 I don't know exactly. In my opinion, Ucok has more funny sides for Indonesian than CJ. And CJ is not familiar here. And CJ in english spelled cee-jay in indonesian spelled che-je it just doesn't click at all. Ucok is often used as meme characters
@@spqr528 I think its because an Indonesian modder called him that and ppl started calling CJ Ucok as well
That was very entertaining, thanks Josh!
43:08 i cant stop laughing in the whole mission 😭 🤣
You spoke Turkish like a Google translate in English language. Bravo. I am impressed.
Love this! You bring the best content
Keep it up Josh , Love this content