@@exphhoria People from Malaysia, usually speak both Mandarin and Cantonese and alternate between the languages. I was slightly off. I forgot that people can't be Mandarin, but they can speak it. Lol
@@WeekswithKeidsIt literally translates to salty wet guy lmao I think the story of why this is a phrase is that some Chinese prostitutes thought their clients were salty wet? idk
Well it is a good story and actually makes sense. I mean, why would you like a man you just meet and has been peeping on you ( and as a auntie said like a pervert)🤣🤣
Haha that was funny! Especially "You're old enough to know the truth." Tbf, most fairytails in their original forms seldom had happy endings and were often scary, sad, and gruesome.
Most of human history is pretty scary, sad, and gruesome. It makes sense that our stories reflect that. Also, it makes a much better story if I'm being honest.
Or just straight up manipulative. Beauty and the beast was made to encourage complacency in young women for arranged marriages. “Even if your husband is a beast you can tame him” that’s the moral of the story
Love it! I'm 68 and my grandma used to tell us stories like this... When she died we found some strange things hidden around the house... to protect her from the spirit world... and even in the body
“You are old enough to know the truth” *E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E* Edit: For those in the comments saying this is copied, it is not. I watched the video, added a comment I thought would be funny, and kept scrolling. If there is another with the same comment, I didn’t check and the “copy” was unintentional. Thank you for your time.
Lol this lady is incredibly talented. She's a fantastic actress, she sings like her voice is a furbished musical instrument, and she's incredibly funny. I really appreciate these videos👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😁
...so why the 'fox spirit' part? Wasnt see was a girl?... "I must have her!" Such a Gaston. Lol Li Wen....reminds me of the dude who 'stole' the magic orb in the Avatar series.
no, she is a huli jing, which means fox spirit. huli jing has a fox form and human form, they transform themselves into a beautiful woman to bait men but they cant transform their legs or tail the kitsune was based off of the huli jing
Omg, you are brilliant! So so funny, and talented. These videos give me life. My Mom was pretty sassy, and I'm a pretty sassy Mama, but this is EPIC SASS and should be the actual gold standard for Momhood. "You are old enough to know the truth!" Yes, please.
In the beginning of the video I thought she said "Can you tell me the f*ck spirit story?" But she said"fox spirit". I also ended up choking on my chips when I heard wrong- 😭
"You are old enough to know the truth"
The way she walked away the sass💀💅
Wait what is the truth ......WAIT TELL MEE!!😂😂
Lmao
a sass a day keeps the basics away
“Like a pervert” had me dying 😂😂
If anyone is wondering it's called '鹹濕佬' in Cantonese and it does mean 'pervert' in English
@@relykz haha salty wet
Same
@@relykz haam sap lo, is it how it's written?
I made the likes 999 💀
“You are old enough to know the truth”
“I may be old enough but I wasn’t READY enough”
Lol 😂
It’s true, though lol
how about this chat has all lol?
“You asked for it”
XD
“You are old enough to know the truth” Tis a nice story with a surprising turn of events
My mother would say the opposite 😅
That’s so true
It is😂
My mom would say the same
Meow
"You are old enough to know the truth"
Daughter: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
[insert that meme]
Ah yes, ✨EmOtIoNaL dAmAgE✨
I was looking for this exact comment
💕Emotional damage 💕
Yhea
“It’s a good story”
Also her: “NO, she bite his head off and chop off his kukuchao and run back to the spirit world”😂😂
Define good or bad because this is sounding pretty good
bull hate the couler red
lol yes, i died
its the kukuchao for me
girlboss
HA! I love her! She's hilarious!
Ik
She's married- :() (joke)
@@valle9993 so what if shes married??
@@alilison it was a joke
it’s actually lyanna if u didn’t know
“You are old enough to know the truth”
What’s Disney hiding from us…
Ikr
Real fairytales are SO dark.
All the backstory of the actual Disney princesses
Fun fact: Ariel and Eric never ended up together in the original, because Ariel was supposed to kill Eric 🙂
@@Tobedetermined123 ik
I knew this would turn hilarious when she said "like a pervert". Didn't disappoint. Love the ending.
"You are old enough to know the truth"
*chinese elegancy turn*
closes the door
They are Mandarin. I just want to let you know, because all Mandarin people, hate being mistaken as Chinese, Japanese, etc.
@@lordskree4282 She’s Malaysian, not Mandarin, also I usually hear her speaking Cantonese in her videos
@@exphhoria People from Malaysia, usually speak both Mandarin and Cantonese and alternate between the languages. I was slightly off. I forgot that people can't be Mandarin, but they can speak it. Lol
@@skraskraa._.5371 fr wtf is a "mandarin" person 😭😭 its a fucking lanuage . they prolly meant malaysian but its so funny
@@lordskree4282 tf is a "mandarin" person LMAOOOO
“It’s a nice story”
Then: “Then she bite his head off and chop off his-“
No no part lol
lanjiao
Hey, I like this version better
I bet the spirit fox deserved better than some random creep that wanted her only for her looks
She said his Hu Hu cha
Peanut
“like a 鹹濕佬” that made my stomach hurt like hell
XD
XD good one my guy😂
Like a鹹濕佬 +_+
@@-Ur_Fav_Bloxburg_Girlie- WHY IS THE TRAMSLATION SALTY WET GUY?!?! ☠️☠️
@@WeekswithKeidsIt literally translates to salty wet guy lmao
I think the story of why this is a phrase is that some Chinese prostitutes thought their clients were salty wet? idk
@@WeekswithKeids no she didn’t know how to write it so she recorded her voice through the keyboard
Asian parents: only reason I take care of you is because I'm such a good person, ok?
"I am telling this only because it is a good story
Also the story
Well it is a good story and actually makes sense. I mean, why would you like a man you just meet and has been peeping on you ( and as a auntie said like a pervert)🤣🤣
@@bubblemassrainbow3600 good point 😂
It is!
it's good.
"Its a nice story"
"Then she bite his head off"💀💀
Haha that was funny! Especially "You're old enough to know the truth." Tbf, most fairytails in their original forms seldom had happy endings and were often scary, sad, and gruesome.
dont forget, depressing.
Most of human history is pretty scary, sad, and gruesome. It makes sense that our stories reflect that. Also, it makes a much better story if I'm being honest.
the original brothers Grim books!
Or just straight up manipulative. Beauty and the beast was made to encourage complacency in young women for arranged marriages. “Even if your husband is a beast you can tame him” that’s the moral of the story
Sorry what does tbf mean?
"That's the only reason why I'm doing it because it's a good story"
So iconic
Asian moms are so good at telling stories fr
“You are old enough to know the truth” 😂😂😂😂
U are old enough to know the truth (there's no happily ever after does not happen to Everytime silly)🤣🤣🤣🤣
True 🤣🤣
I did that to myself as an eight year-old who found a book of original Hans Christian Andersen fairy tales :'D
This is why you don’t mess with fox 🦊 spirits 😂😂💀
OMG! Her telling a story is so damn relaxing.
They're the same person
@@bunbee9318 her mom looks the same
“And she chop off his coocoojia “ 🤣🤣
Ya know it’s times like these when I’m so proud Cantonese is my first language
I can't stop laughing after that ending
“ you are old enough to know the truth” that is the most funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Love it! I'm 68 and my grandma used to tell us stories like this... When she died we found some strange things hidden around the house... to protect her from the spirit world... and even in the body
The fact that my Asian mom sometimes did this while I was growing up. 💀💀💀
Anyone else hear
"Tell me the f*ck story!"
Ikkk
Ikr
Lol same
I heard that Word too when it Showed The Fox 🦊 Emoji. 😳 😳
I hear it now i had to replay it
“You are old enough to know the truth”
Emotional damage
The end reminded me of this Tiktok sound: "yOur bOdy mY cHoiCe"
"YoU knOw wHat?
YOur schlabba dabba dingdong my scissors ✂️😎"
🤣😭
Time to chippity chop that shlippity shlop ☺️✂️✂️
i call it schlonga boinga ✂️✂️
"and happily ever after"
"NO!"
"She bit his head and you know what off"
That is the story of how my brother lost his head and you know what
No way liar
@@aymanawwad5906 wtf
Eggplant
When the 18+ Disney version comes out:
The way she said "You are old enough to know the truth"😂😂 and just walk out of the room like nothing happened😂
“You are old enough to know the truth”
*E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E*
Edit: For those in the comments saying this is copied, it is not. I watched the video, added a comment I thought would be funny, and kept scrolling. If there is another with the same comment, I didn’t check and the “copy” was unintentional. Thank you for your time.
😂😂
😂😂😂
copied
@@iamaqnick ?
Anyone crushin on me?
That brang tears to my eyes, what a beautiful story 🥲👍
Greatest bed time story ever 👍
Also I’m supposed to be going to bed thanks for the story lol 😂
Well, that took a turn 😂
"Chopped his kukuciao (forgive me i am not chinese)" had me dying-
Funfact : i have a cousin who has a family that is chinese (kbye)
I only knew what it was bc I’m obsessed with crazy rich Asians movie 😂
Kukuciao is not chinese, its a dialect
That’s not a fun fact no one cares
@@aubrimartin1495 Wtf LMAO- I’m pretty sure you’re blind as it seems that 52 people do care
@@Jdjfjinrenjijnonjfjonf Wow I’m going to cry myself asleep because a ten year old talked back to me
"You are old enough to know the truth" that killed me😭💀😭💀
“CuT oFf HiS cOo CoO cHoW”HAHAHAAH HELP ME IM DYING ON THE FLOOR
This and LUCKYEDITs comments are rly funny
Ok but when she said “hua” I immediately thought of hua cheng from tgcf/hob 💀
Just me?-🧍♀️
Bro sameee
@Dada lmao
Sameeeeee
Omggg same
Me also
Thanks for the laughs, love your channel. Took me a hot minute to realize mama and you are the same person. Amazing voice!
This is how parents introduce you to the Real World. 🥴🤭😂
#aRMyLOVE💙💕
Hahaa, I misheard as “tell me a f*ck spirit bed time story”. I hope I’m not the only one 🤣
No baby I heard too🤣
Ur not 😭
Same😭
‘Then she cut off her koo koo chow “
I’m dying
Her skits are SOOOOOO good! Dwl😂
Ooooo more story’s please!🥺🥺🥺😄😄
*“u r Old enough to know Da Truth”* She made me Wheeze so Hard That I Had a Heart Attack💀💀
Bruh! aunty took the Never let them know your next move to an another level.☠️
"the fox spirit story"
Me: **thinks of turning red**
They’re red pandas? Huh
Aren't they red pandas?
@@JM-qi6uq I know lol
@@JM-qi6uq lol same
Lol I simply thought of a gumiho/kitsune since they are know to seduce their prays and kill them or duck their souls
This is why I love your mom for this ending😁😁😁😋
This girl was never too old for stories just like me😁✨
“You are old enough to know the truth” 😂😆💕
“ just because it’s a good story”
She bites his head off
“ you are old enough to know the truth “
Can't stop watching all those videos... I'm in love with you 😂😂❤❤
ITS EVEN MORE FUNNY WHEN U KNOW CANTONESE AND SHE SAID 鹹濕佬(pervert)
Yeah lmaooo
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜 That was hilarious!
what the--
I can't get enough of these videos
"No, then she bite his head off"
*Me just aggressively dropping phone*
When someone interrupts me and says what I’m going to say, I tell them ‘No.’ and I twist the story. This is exactly what happened in this video!!😂😂
That's how I'm going to tell my granddaughters Fairytales. LOL 😆 🤣 😂
How can someone speak so fast 😶🚄 thank God you put the subtitles 🙇
Omgoodness your mom is so beautiful ! That ending was hilarious!
I mean i agree, she's beautiful, but fyi, that's her, not her mom :)
Lol this lady is incredibly talented. She's a fantastic actress, she sings like her voice is a furbished musical instrument, and she's incredibly funny. I really appreciate these videos👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😁
"You are old enough to know the truth!" ROTFLMBO Too funny!
Moral of the story: not every story has a happy ending
Another moral of the story:
You're old enough to know the truth 😜🤣🤣🤣
the ending was Good because I would kill a pervert
Personally, I consider it a happy ending. 🤔
@@akkiko me too, the pervert got what he deserved
No goo goo chow, no happy ending.
“It’s time you know the- uhm…non-kid version..” 👁 👄 👁
'Okay, okay it's a good story lah.'
After she finishes the story.
'wtf?!'
When i heard Hua the first thing that came to mind was Hua Cheng-
Same 😭
Me tooo like Hua Fox??!!, Like hello!
Lmao same 😭
@aya I wanted to why?
@aya 😂😂
As a Canto-English speaker, I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH LMAO I FEEK LIKE I AGREE WITH ALL OF THEM
Ok the "chop his gugu chao" got me ... dieded
Whenever I hear the phrase “hand in marriage” I always think of a person just proposing to a hand….no human body-
That's weird
And funny
You are sooo talented! I enjoy watching all the characters you creat. ❤❤❤
"Then she chopped off his head and bit off his goo goo chow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
As she should 😌💅✨
😂😂😂l laughed so hard, tears are running down my legs.
The "You are old enough to know the truth" aint scary but the fact she didnt fully close the door is😫
POV: your dying 💀
I love the story especially the ending. I am dieing from laughing.
“That’s one minute, see you tomorrow”
-wannabe Nas Daily
I'll be sure to tell my kids this story one day
Lol thanks 4 sharing your artistry with us I look forward 2 your videos u help me feel better
“Chop his 💀”
“You are old enough to know the truth-“
*walks off*
I am dying!!!!
*”im still laughing until I went to sleep”*
When I just clicked the vid/short I heard:
'Tell me the f**k spirit story…'
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 hahaha
“You are old enough to know the truth”
Me: yea sounds about right……wait- MAMA
...so why the 'fox spirit' part? Wasnt see was a girl?...
"I must have her!" Such a Gaston. Lol
Li Wen....reminds me of the dude who 'stole' the magic orb in the Avatar series.
no, she is a huli jing, which means fox spirit. huli jing has a fox form and human form, they transform themselves into a beautiful woman to bait men but they cant transform their legs or tail
the kitsune was based off of the huli jing
Omg, you are brilliant! So so funny, and talented. These videos give me life. My Mom was pretty sassy, and I'm a pretty sassy Mama, but this is EPIC SASS and should be the actual gold standard for Momhood. "You are old enough to know the truth!" Yes, please.
“Well well well. How the turn tables”
"I thought she would talk about turning red..."
Your mum is the best, keep posting these clips, they are so entertaining. Thank you, ❤
Me be like : the HelllLll broooo this story is like the same as I watched the one from UA-cam when I was a kid 💀💀💀💀💀 I remmemberrrr
I feel like this is the equivalent of finding out about Santa- 💀😭
Her acting skills is the second thing because of which I'm a viewer of hers
First is how pretty she looks in either of her roles❤️😚
what a boss
In the beginning of the video I thought she said "Can you tell me the f*ck spirit story?" But she said"fox spirit". I also ended up choking on my chips when I heard wrong- 😭
So im not the only one? 😂
@@colingrindulo1028 Nope 😭
Beautiful ur mom is and has a beautiful voice
I DID NOT JUST HEAR “tell me the f**ks spirit bedtime story!”-😭
“you are old enough to know the truth”
her 5 year old self: 😢