Roblox: Obliterating Children

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  • Опубліковано 20 гру 2024

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  • @RubenSim
    @RubenSim  3 роки тому +932

    ua-cam.com/video/BhAR_JzZkdc/v-deo.html

    • @stockofcrates4708
      @stockofcrates4708 3 роки тому +9

      people say that tankls have destructive power, but no
      the real enemy is the C4

    • @PrizmaGrim
      @PrizmaGrim 3 роки тому +2

      19 hours...ok?

    • @DarkLizard-
      @DarkLizard- 3 роки тому +2

      4 likes 4 replies now 5 replies and 5 likes

    • @AspectCave
      @AspectCave 3 роки тому +2

      rickroll

    • @salmonteriaki9424
      @salmonteriaki9424 3 роки тому +4

      rubin sim,you beast,you absolute legend,thank you so much for getting me into this game,i have gotten to the point where i killed armoredpatrol hero once,good times

  • @TankFish69
    @TankFish69 3 роки тому +13706

    Yes, my favorite passtime

    • @Forgorten1
      @Forgorten1 3 роки тому +431

      Welcome to roblox. After several years of development hopefully it was worth the insomnia.

    • @monsieurdwars5097
      @monsieurdwars5097 3 роки тому +85

      @@Forgorten1 agreed

    • @Navisition
      @Navisition 3 роки тому +39

      Indeed

    • @natplayz1989
      @natplayz1989 3 роки тому +13

      Cool same

    • @AEFBLectobri
      @AEFBLectobri 3 роки тому +41

      What is my basement fish doing here in the comments.

  • @razeinvictus3880
    @razeinvictus3880 3 роки тому +3376

    Imagine you are holding a point like a city in WWII and some German says “ew dirty camper”

  • @gravitationalassist379
    @gravitationalassist379 3 роки тому +1776

    Ah yes, the legendary military game: Armored Patrol. Said to be the strategic competitor of chess.

    • @drrjack1631
      @drrjack1631 3 роки тому +83

      I’m pretty sure hikaru plays it in his spare time

    • @neoblox6753
      @neoblox6753 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah i wanna see him play ap

    • @mrwall5271
      @mrwall5271 3 роки тому +1

      Shut up nerd

    • @boy_with_sleeveless_jacket7951
      @boy_with_sleeveless_jacket7951 3 роки тому +48

      Aww man that was my favorite game,most favorite was to build towers and shoot artillery at helicopters and tanks

    • @fuzzydod2520
      @fuzzydod2520 3 роки тому +4

      Just use artillery for ez kills

  • @wall4818
    @wall4818 3 роки тому +539

    The use of the fast zombie sounds from HL2 just perfectly incapsulates how it feels to play against literal children on a competitive game

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 2 роки тому +29

      Half life 2 music and sound effects get used a lot in these vidoes, don't they?
      Seriously, I watched one of the videos on this channel a few years before I played the Half-life series, and when I heard the song used, I instantly recognized it.

  • @ShimiiyDev
    @ShimiiyDev 3 роки тому +3955

    Dang, I loved how you could damage the sweet spots of vehicles and take them down quickly in this game.
    A good rewarding system for a roblox game

    • @Garygears
      @Garygears 3 роки тому +258

      And the games so old yet nobody takes this approach

    • @eziokill9112
      @eziokill9112 3 роки тому +179

      Yeah this game was fun as hell I played alot and when you learn the weakpoints you end up just being able 2 win alot of vehicle fights or just planting c4 on said points. Helis fun 2 main.

    • @cortexius181
      @cortexius181 3 роки тому +25

      So Doom eternal but world of tanks

    • @aryanisverycool
      @aryanisverycool 3 роки тому +9

      what the hell are the weak points for the tanks

    • @Lotus_Wotus
      @Lotus_Wotus 3 роки тому +27

      ikr, i used to just hit the rotors of the heli or just destroys the apc wheels, pretty fun game but can get laggy sometime.

  • @Craxel
    @Craxel 3 роки тому +2522

    Another video, time to stay up.

  • @lazycrocc6715
    @lazycrocc6715 3 роки тому +2294

    waay back when Helis were relatively new in AP, if you shot the tail off they'd go warp speed out of the map and kill anyone onboard instantly

    • @cherrify3498
      @cherrify3498 3 роки тому +154

      "Uh oh my tail is being sho-"
      *YEET*

    • @dogefyedstudios5774
      @dogefyedstudios5774 3 роки тому +35

      WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @anomer19
      @anomer19 3 роки тому +45

      Now that's what i call a fun fact.

    • @professionalevilrker
      @professionalevilrker 3 роки тому +7

      Wait this isn't bad company

    • @Rock-my2ko
      @Rock-my2ko 3 роки тому +14

      That should be brought back like the thing giants did in skyrim

  • @Lpvapp
    @Lpvapp 3 роки тому +740

    "Chinese keyboard enabled by accident"
    *2 seconds later*
    "Fuck it."
    This entire series of events just gives off this powerful vibe.

    • @clive.5686
      @clive.5686 Рік тому +6

      Hehehe

    • @Darkel45
      @Darkel45 9 місяців тому +1

      不會因為這樣太不負責任才對😋餓著🎉?我們要

    • @jcappn
      @jcappn 8 місяців тому

      Does anyone know how to get that keyboard ???

    • @biuliu7157
      @biuliu7157 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jcappn just microsoft

  • @sharplydressedrabbit3604
    @sharplydressedrabbit3604 3 роки тому +888

    Imagine calling someone a "dirty camper" in a hold the point game.

    • @person9735
      @person9735 3 роки тому +22

      lol.

    • @nipron3938
      @nipron3938 3 роки тому +6

      theyre just no life

    • @thezealcloakerthatruinedyo3096
      @thezealcloakerthatruinedyo3096 3 роки тому +36

      Calling someone a camper in a hold the point game makes you schewpid

    • @nipron3938
      @nipron3938 3 роки тому +10

      @@thezealcloakerthatruinedyo3096 of course they call you a dirty camper because they're people who sits in there mom's basement having no life

    • @f.b.i5261
      @f.b.i5261 3 роки тому +1

      The next kid in the same team who holding a point: *visable confusion*

  • @symbiotesoda1148
    @symbiotesoda1148 3 роки тому +1947

    “Obliterating Children.”
    Let’s be honest fellas, what else do we do on ROBLOX these days?

    • @jielynsabarez2693
      @jielynsabarez2693 3 роки тому +54

      usually I just be mad when its vice versa

    • @ithurrart-meji6538
      @ithurrart-meji6538 3 роки тому +46

      we do a little trolling :troll:

    • @ConnieCrow
      @ConnieCrow 3 роки тому +41

      bully children

    • @admoran777
      @admoran777 3 роки тому +16

      @@ConnieCrow I am a 9 year old children

    • @ted9030
      @ted9030 3 роки тому +6

      nothing
      just stay on the website home

  • @troglodyte280
    @troglodyte280 3 роки тому +658

    This is the most relevancy armored patrol has gotten in years lol

  • @theman7349
    @theman7349 3 роки тому +389

    This video reminded me of all the good times I had on this game, like every moment I did the honorable thing of charging the enemy tank, with no hope. Back then I didn't have hand held explosives and sometimes no operating turret, I just ram them. And surprisingly, sometimes they worked, with or without heavy weapons.

    • @mattwades2627
      @mattwades2627 2 роки тому +7

      @FemonicRBLX oh kid go back to the basement you are not supposed to be on my computer

    • @haringsablay9262
      @haringsablay9262 2 роки тому +2

      Same.

    • @birbwatcher5677
      @birbwatcher5677 2 роки тому

      @@mattwades2627 what did he say

    • @mattwades2627
      @mattwades2627 2 роки тому

      @@birbwatcher5677 "im better than you 😃"

    • @hurdletoppings5347
      @hurdletoppings5347 2 роки тому

      Dude I haven’t played it in so long what’s it called

  • @Damianx1237
    @Damianx1237 3 роки тому +978

    A few years ago...
    "One thing I don't find funny is child abuse."
    Now: "obliterating children"

    • @henry4393
      @henry4393 3 роки тому +43

      when times change so do ideals

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 3 роки тому +9

      It’s 2021 now, child abuse is a perfectly BASED and REDPILLED (whatever that is) things to do now

    • @ghostman7817
      @ghostman7817 3 роки тому +6

      @@James-oj6ru It's a dumb redditor word used by losers.

    • @grandmasteryoda6717
      @grandmasteryoda6717 3 роки тому +17

      @@James-oj6ru its a Matrix reference. in the movie, one character is given a choice, to take the Red or the Blue pill. The red pill would make him learn an unsettling or life-changing truth (he wakes up from the simulation). And by taking the blue pill he would remain ignorant.
      So basically, redpilled means "woke" or "aware". It means that redpilled people are "free thinkers" and always prefer the truth no matter how painful it may be.

    • @tapforfumwhy7460
      @tapforfumwhy7460 3 роки тому

      @@ghostman7817 ngl.... based and redpilled and bluepilled

  • @vaporwave2359
    @vaporwave2359 3 роки тому +1876

    I can't believe the blue team started using child soldiers

    • @jandlyt
      @jandlyt 3 роки тому +95

      The un is already bad, how did they get worse

    • @EndreaiYT
      @EndreaiYT 3 роки тому +14

      Don’t disgrace the blue teams like that :sob:

    • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
      @fiendfoliorealnotfake 3 роки тому +60

      *entire team is babies!*

    • @EndreaiYT
      @EndreaiYT 3 роки тому +20

      @@fiendfoliorealnotfake is that a TF2 reference?!

    • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
      @fiendfoliorealnotfake 3 роки тому +7

      @@EndreaiYT mayhaps

  • @spacehitler4537
    @spacehitler4537 3 роки тому +584

    I miss back when games took advantage of the destruction and physics elements of roblox. This game is a shockingly well preserved relics of this time.

    • @loudris442
      @loudris442 2 роки тому +86

      I miss when games used actual bricks instead of meshes that don't collide at all

    • @bachibak
      @bachibak 2 роки тому +29

      it sorta is, the game is plaged with memory leaks and a server usually cant hold for longer than 4 rounds á 30 minutes

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 2 роки тому +4

      They're actually making a remake using modern Roblox stuff

    • @yes-lg6ev
      @yes-lg6ev 2 роки тому +21

      @@thunderspark1536 if armoured patrol hero makes ap2 with meshes I’m gonna cry

    • @JcoleMc
      @JcoleMc 2 роки тому +6

      I miss when roblox was just Lego but better

  • @koki3292
    @koki3292 2 роки тому +138

    This is like watching a war veteran go against a whole army of drafted kids

    • @Shizkeb
      @Shizkeb 2 роки тому +8

      I’m imagining a POV of a 37 year old Russian veteran running around killing recently drafted 18 year old American soldiers like it’s a pro match of cod

    • @Notwoodcrawler
      @Notwoodcrawler 2 роки тому +1

      When a US army ranger plays air soft against a team of 9 year olds

    • @SunSurfer35
      @SunSurfer35 2 роки тому +1

      @@Shizkeb with how bad Russia is doing in Ukraine I think the roles might be reversed

    • @Shizkeb
      @Shizkeb 2 роки тому +3

      @@SunSurfer35 the joke is that I’m comparing the weakness of the average 2022 teenager with someone who is proficient at killing people

    • @nicolaszenho
      @nicolaszenho 2 роки тому

      @@Shizkeb rambo but if instead of burmese soldiers he was killing children

  • @playerfaiz7054
    @playerfaiz7054 3 роки тому +308

    the feeling of sniping a helicopter with your tank is unrivaled

    • @de_ciphered
      @de_ciphered 3 роки тому +22

      Especially when the tail rotor gets hit and it crashes down, truly a satisfying feeling.

    • @CyrusFisher619
      @CyrusFisher619 3 роки тому +3

      War thunder

    • @Dr.Bright
      @Dr.Bright 3 роки тому +3

      Yeh but try shooting a plane out of the sky with a tank shell

    • @Kami74159
      @Kami74159 3 роки тому +3

      Same goes for taking out a tank with a heli. Tanks are incredibly durable.

    • @xjdjaws
      @xjdjaws 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed 100%

  • @strangedogthatisslightlyan7860
    @strangedogthatisslightlyan7860 3 роки тому +306

    Junk tank: Exists
    Me, in a tower with AA Bofors: That was your first mistake

    • @fridaynuggies4191
      @fridaynuggies4191 3 роки тому +16

      Me hiding in the bushes with my Marder Tank Destroyer

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 роки тому +10

      @@fridaynuggies4191 me chilling in the bushes in the 1A5:

    • @Ray-qb2cj
      @Ray-qb2cj 3 роки тому +11

      Me with my Tiger + Premium Shell

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 3 роки тому

      Me with my telsatruck

    • @the_egg_
      @the_egg_ 3 роки тому

      Me

  • @theworld9533
    @theworld9533 3 роки тому +192

    Nothing can stop a sherman running at 30 mph to your local orphanage

    • @wenlock8069
      @wenlock8069 3 роки тому

      How about a KV-2?

    • @theworld9533
      @theworld9533 3 роки тому +7

      @@wenlock8069 every body knows that russian orphanages have a stockpile of panzerfaust in their basement

    • @Fau499
      @Fau499 3 роки тому

      Make a corpse pile to block the road

    • @theworld9533
      @theworld9533 3 роки тому

      @@hotlinemiamifan664so you're saying that the tank in the thumbnail isn't a m4 sherman?

    • @ScialicSekiyo
      @ScialicSekiyo 3 роки тому

      ZA WARUDO!

  • @158-i6z
    @158-i6z 3 роки тому +32

    This sequentially organized synchronization of sounds and images was very enjoyable to watch! Thank you, Ruben Sim, for assembling it.

  • @_Lobster_
    @_Lobster_ 3 роки тому +509

    Title: “Roblox: Obliterating Children™”
    Roblox Moderation: _Now this looks like a job for me_

    • @squishyman959
      @squishyman959 3 роки тому +16

      Cuz we need a little *CONTROVERSY*

    • @Jahabbeez
      @Jahabbeez 3 роки тому +12

      cuz it feels so empty without me

    • @squidd5697
      @squidd5697 3 роки тому +12

      I said, this looks like a job for me

    • @SergioMattarellaVevo
      @SergioMattarellaVevo 3 роки тому +6

      @@squidd5697 _so_ *EVERYBODY*

    • @aubricks
      @aubricks 3 роки тому +1

      came in a ice cream truck to see a ice cream cone but he showed me a different ice cream cone.

  • @GuardrailBandit
    @GuardrailBandit 3 роки тому +500

    "Obliterating Children™" is my new catchphrase.

  • @tx_h
    @tx_h 3 роки тому +485

    “Obliterating children” sounds like a cool vid

    • @koplireeno
      @koplireeno 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a title for a Gta online video. One that was made by a tryhard.

    • @ryderr4702
      @ryderr4702 3 роки тому

      Edge

    • @fajarkocak122
      @fajarkocak122 3 роки тому

      Me be like: **Techoblade flashback**

    • @fajarkocak122
      @fajarkocak122 3 роки тому

      Also me:

    • @Powderheimer
      @Powderheimer Місяць тому

      ​@@fajarkocak122sus

  • @damemepanda4277
    @damemepanda4277 3 роки тому +31

    It’s always nice to see someone sharing a hobby whether it be in real life or roblox

    • @martiansplat6587
      @martiansplat6587 3 роки тому +2

      Yes I thought it was about time for my favourite hobby of obliterating children to be represented.

    • @mando2657
      @mando2657 2 роки тому

      REPORTED.

    • @zaaz9227
      @zaaz9227 8 місяців тому

      lol

  • @ronnoC_0
    @ronnoC_0 3 роки тому +289

    The definition of
    'Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners-'
    'I wanna fight some kindergarteners'

    • @spacecorpse3212
      @spacecorpse3212 3 роки тому +4

      hey its an easy win

    • @georgy2596
      @georgy2596 3 роки тому +1

      And that’s when you have to start a no hit run, if they get a single hit in you they will go for bites and that’s when you get the rabies debuff

    • @ronnoC_0
      @ronnoC_0 3 роки тому +1

      @@georgy2596 not to mention bleed and (in the worse cases) poison

    • @shanedevine2419
      @shanedevine2419 3 роки тому +1

      Watch out for those crayons!

    • @sweetricecakeman8582
      @sweetricecakeman8582 3 роки тому +1

      @@shanedevine2419 aw hell naw, sploinkle blob ate the gay pens

  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT 3 роки тому +1104

    Ah yes! war like never seen before

  • @solarissamaris8971
    @solarissamaris8971 3 роки тому +166

    This game deserves the attention, it was basically my childhood

    • @sheddrip8671
      @sheddrip8671 3 роки тому +1

      This game refresh just died

    • @sheddrip8671
      @sheddrip8671 3 роки тому +2

      But there is complete revamp coming new yr

    • @strangedogthatisslightlyan7860
      @strangedogthatisslightlyan7860 3 роки тому +7

      @@sheddrip8671 uhhh it was already revamped but they're going to revamp the revamp

    • @kaidinsmith943
      @kaidinsmith943 3 роки тому +1

      I have not played it since my pc cant run roblox anymore and I can only play on xbox.

    • @atomkickisfine1334
      @atomkickisfine1334 3 роки тому

      Exactly, I’m so glad he’s doing a video on it now

  • @sorinzo3902
    @sorinzo3902 2 роки тому +10

    This game taught me how to lead shots and target weak points in almost all of the vehicles used. Loved it.

    • @bachibak
      @bachibak 2 роки тому

      yes, i love the game, and BaseWars tought me how to caluclate tangents quickly from teh bomber
      little grunts stood no chance

    • @owencao417
      @owencao417 2 роки тому

      Same. It’s like Galleons: nostalgic and still good today

    • @hooligan-racing
      @hooligan-racing Рік тому

      What's it called

  • @kuym-tailed8755
    @kuym-tailed8755 3 роки тому +292

    "Roblox: Obliterating Children"
    No, no.
    "Roblox: We do a little trolling"

    • @dieuhaxuan600
      @dieuhaxuan600 3 роки тому +3

      YBA Moment

    • @EvilDoppleganger
      @EvilDoppleganger 3 роки тому +8

      We do a considerable amount of gentle trolling

    • @xsonohx7961
      @xsonohx7961 3 роки тому

      We do a large amount of trolling.
      (spams subspace tripmine at someones base at that one war tycoon)

    • @graff5769
      @graff5769 3 роки тому

      paragon moment

    • @bean_eater1209
      @bean_eater1209 3 роки тому

      No more
      We did a little too much trolling

  • @mroversteer3739
    @mroversteer3739 3 роки тому +222

    _Roblox: Powering War Crimes_

  • @d0mi3000
    @d0mi3000 3 роки тому +180

    honey wake up, new ruben sim video

  • @fe1jx
    @fe1jx 3 роки тому +11

    I love the APC analysis part "operated by a child" lol

  • @oVerdrive-pt5uk
    @oVerdrive-pt5uk 3 роки тому +284

    War thunder but everyone's combined iq is less than a gunner.

    • @justagoddamnweebs4764
      @justagoddamnweebs4764 3 роки тому +18

      World Of Tank Blitz but everyone is more worst than Asia Server

    • @nawalghozali1271
      @nawalghozali1271 3 роки тому +2

      @@justagoddamnweebs4764 i never played wotb what happens in asian server lmao

    • @justagoddamnweebs4764
      @justagoddamnweebs4764 3 роки тому

      @@nawalghozali1271 the team is worst and the player mostly a kid and more toxic than toxic roblox kid

    • @nawalghozali1271
      @nawalghozali1271 3 роки тому

      @@justagoddamnweebs4764 lol then wotb is the opposite of csgo

  • @supernenechi
    @supernenechi 3 роки тому +1635

    Imagine the screams of pure anger some of these children will have made, followed by crying, a mom turning off the computer and then even more crying and anger. Oh I love to think about that

    • @sytincer5708
      @sytincer5708 3 роки тому +40

      Sweet sweet thoughts :)

    • @sweetricecakeman8582
      @sweetricecakeman8582 3 роки тому +109

      Sometimes I think I should not be reading comments on videos like these.

    • @Hi-xk3xz
      @Hi-xk3xz 3 роки тому +9

      bUt tHinK oF tHe cHiLdReN

    • @SpaghettiOs-ox5oe
      @SpaghettiOs-ox5oe 3 роки тому +25

      r/childfree moment

    • @creamysocksdad8301
      @creamysocksdad8301 3 роки тому +28

      I met a kid like this on Rec Room Paintball once. He kept calling me a "cheater" and a "filthy dirtbag" because i sniped him

  • @pyro0.
    @pyro0. 3 роки тому +777

    Ruben is the best example of quality over quantity

    • @melixrism
      @melixrism 3 роки тому +14

      pyro saying facts

    • @Neowofetch
      @Neowofetch 3 роки тому +7

      Pyro Team Fortress 2!

    • @w0ah994
      @w0ah994 3 роки тому

      Xd

    • @tetasentada
      @tetasentada 3 роки тому +2

      idk the quantity is pretty good too

    • @difictly1
      @difictly1 3 роки тому +3

      @@AlleghenyAlternations Don't forget LeMMiNo

  • @moritherock
    @moritherock 2 роки тому +24

    the title of this video just gained a whole new meaning

    • @Faggwag
      @Faggwag 2 роки тому

      nahh

    • @Just-A-YouTube-User
      @Just-A-YouTube-User 10 місяців тому

      wait how? what happened??????

    • @pruzae
      @pruzae 8 місяців тому

      @@Just-A-UA-cam-Userowner of the game is now a child predator

    • @Just-A-YouTube-User
      @Just-A-YouTube-User 8 місяців тому +1

      @@pruzae oh rip ill still play ap cause its awesome

  • @chairy9775
    @chairy9775 3 роки тому +92

    As someone who has played this a long long time ago, I can tell you this is a very accurate repersentation of every server.

    • @111paolo2
      @111paolo2 3 роки тому +8

      Not really he forgot the part were giga sweats take over the server

    • @howwwwwwwwwww
      @howwwwwwwwwww 3 роки тому +3

      @@111paolo2 lmao yeah, i remembered when a me and a group of friends decided to sweat and shredded the enemy team

    • @bigfartsaresotasty
      @bigfartsaresotasty 3 роки тому +1

      @@howwwwwwwwwww Max level tank is a BEAST

    • @revcus7437
      @revcus7437 3 роки тому +1

      Ive played it like each day since 2017

    • @111paolo2
      @111paolo2 3 роки тому

      @@bigfartsaresotasty lol no lvl 2 LAV is the best
      High mobility
      Loads of damage
      ANTI AIR
      ez to repair
      Cons: Wheels
      I'd be doing donuts around you while youre trying to get a shot

  • @zackanderson7440
    @zackanderson7440 3 роки тому +127

    “ I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse now

  • @Danonienko
    @Danonienko 3 роки тому +1127

    Everybody gangsta until Ruben starts laughing Chinese

  • @cheztoast9879
    @cheztoast9879 2 роки тому +10

    2:18 Such a weird but good fucking vibe wtf

  • @MrNullifiedXS
    @MrNullifiedXS 3 роки тому +554

    I love how grown men obliterates children in a video game.

    • @usaball8129
      @usaball8129 3 роки тому +29

      kid: *throws pc in the dumpster*

    • @HomekittyL2
      @HomekittyL2 3 роки тому +8

      And I'm grown men. Gotta learn how the world be somehow

    • @volkswagenk7017
      @volkswagenk7017 3 роки тому +2

      i can attest i'm almost a grown men and still love making my lego character dying in a video game, (video games) mistakes make you stronger (virtually)

    • @flonder
      @flonder 3 роки тому +2

      ..what?

    • @idioticdemon2619
      @idioticdemon2619 3 роки тому +1

      hehe

  • @yeetethyoinketh4580
    @yeetethyoinketh4580 3 роки тому +175

    my strategy is always to break the armor and get the exposed tender child inside with my 50cal turret

    • @auspiciouscat5698
      @auspiciouscat5698 3 роки тому +21

      *Medium rare please*

    • @corey_the_bird3086
      @corey_the_bird3086 3 роки тому +7

      Sometimes they jump out and let you destroy them with the 50 cal, never understood why they would leave the safety of their vehicle

    • @auspiciouscat5698
      @auspiciouscat5698 3 роки тому +4

      @@corey_the_bird3086 and mostly they just use machine guns against a tank . _This is not Somme m8_

    • @aaabatteries5728
      @aaabatteries5728 3 роки тому +1

      @@corey_the_bird3086 banzai

    • @kebblegotgaming3764
      @kebblegotgaming3764 3 роки тому +6

      "exposed *tender* child"

  • @karmaprotogen
    @karmaprotogen 3 роки тому +138

    Ruben: *sees the Heavy Tank *
    Also Ruben: *sweats nervously *
    *2 secs later *
    Also Ruben(x2): "clapped"

    • @ksatria4li881
      @ksatria4li881 3 роки тому +1

      The Half Life soundtrack accompanying it tho

  • @trenchrat.loonixtard
    @trenchrat.loonixtard 5 місяців тому +4

    He went from killing children to saving children. Absolute W.

  • @Erron2005
    @Erron2005 3 роки тому +224

    99% of the vehicles in the game have the weakness "Operated by Child"
    Change my mind.

    • @fridaynuggies4191
      @fridaynuggies4191 3 роки тому +10

      Which is why using the light tank is the best option, since none of them knows how to aim a moving target

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 роки тому +3

      @@fridaynuggies4191 me using the BTR-80 and topping the leaderboard as an SPAA

    • @jlewwis1995
      @jlewwis1995 3 роки тому +4

      @@phantomaviator1318 yeah it's so easy to get on top of the leaderboard by farming chopper kills with the btr, that's my preferred strategy personally :p

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 3 роки тому

      To be fair anyone can use the leopard and be good at it

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 3 роки тому

      @@fridaynuggies4191 that's why I go for the fast tank lol

  • @BarrageDude
    @BarrageDude 3 роки тому +78

    I love how he pretty much knows thats he fighting children but still panics when he sees the heavy tank and some of his tank is broken so he immediately trys to repair it

    • @driverthree642
      @driverthree642 3 роки тому +10

      I like how he called the Patton a heavy tank despite it being a medium tank. Basically every tank in the game is a heavy tank compared to the Scorpion.

  • @sincyleo2543
    @sincyleo2543 3 роки тому +181

    imagine being a grandpa seeing all this and suddenly hear the chopper noises..

    • @elayion2619
      @elayion2619 3 роки тому +5

      Grandpa: Why do I hear 'Fortunate Son' in my yard?

    • @TeaMollie11
      @TeaMollie11 3 роки тому +1

      When youre constantly bombarded by auto 50cal the sound of helis in this game is enough to scare you

    • @jayus2033
      @jayus2033 3 роки тому +1

      In ww2 they didn’t have choppers, did he serve in Vietnam.

  • @sirenheadbutnot
    @sirenheadbutnot 2 роки тому +2

    Weaknesses :
    Only 4 wheels
    *Operated by a child* 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mylockredowait3897
    @mylockredowait3897 3 роки тому +251

    remember he was supporting children in a video, now hes obliterating them
    h

  • @RubenSim
    @RubenSim  3 роки тому +3562

    i'm building the map for this game go check it out
    www.roblox.com/games/6058334234/Cyberpunk-Simulator-BETA

    • @okatpingpong
      @okatpingpong 3 роки тому +14

      ok

    • @TootLink
      @TootLink 3 роки тому +18

      Nerd moment

    • @mrwall5271
      @mrwall5271 3 роки тому +65

      @James Fleming don't say that please that's insulting

    • @mikeal2653
      @mikeal2653 3 роки тому +36

      @@mrwall5271 ruben sim will find you

    • @mrwall5271
      @mrwall5271 3 роки тому +25

      @@mikeal2653 uh oh

  • @eric.wang27.9
    @eric.wang27.9 3 роки тому +83

    Title: "Roblox: Obliterating Children"
    UA-cam: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @named746
      @named746 3 роки тому +1

      obliterating orphan

    • @Fau499
      @Fau499 3 роки тому

      It should have been "Roblox: Powering Children Obliteration"

  • @anch5399
    @anch5399 3 роки тому +6

    4:00:LOL, I love how that kid throws a tantrum after his tank got obliterated.

  • @cheezitsgaming3326
    @cheezitsgaming3326 3 роки тому +208

    Lol, I love how he used fast headcrab zombie noises for the soldiers attacking the tank.

  • @s3_555
    @s3_555 3 роки тому +39

    Hole: exposes driver
    50 cal: mmm finally some good tasting food

  • @Thermonnuclear
    @Thermonnuclear 3 роки тому +39

    Imagine going up to a sniper in a world war and just going “BRUH YPU DIRTY CAMPER, YOUR BAD KID!”

    • @snackboxone364
      @snackboxone364 3 роки тому +1

      That kid can’t talk if he’s dead

  • @veosult9066
    @veosult9066 2 роки тому +3

    Is it just me or is it satisfying destroying helicopters with a howitzer designed to destroy tanks?

  • @BerryHunter
    @BerryHunter 3 роки тому +122

    Children being forced to fight in the WW3 be like:

  • @celatt
    @celatt 3 роки тому +193

    like all the tryhards say, “mad cuz bad”

    • @nobilesnovushomo58
      @nobilesnovushomo58 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly he looks like one of those people that seems like a try hard but really just loves to joke around it is absolutely phenomenal at the game I used to know a couple of those types in ark survival evolved, they made me really sad as a grinder because it made me realize that I might never be able to play the game in the same way they do, with the same level Of enjoyment without having to grind everything again and again and again. FYI the teammates I’m talking about had a love for Griefing other peoples bases, Russian American and Hispanic American.

    • @aa-qj8jr
      @aa-qj8jr 3 роки тому

      Like you chick

    • @bernard799
      @bernard799 3 роки тому

      The gameplay is kinda epic

    • @bombedboomy1962
      @bombedboomy1962 3 роки тому

      @@bernard799 it’s called armoured patrol just incase

    • @bernard799
      @bernard799 3 роки тому

      @@bombedboomy1962 I already know but ok

  • @atlas3813
    @atlas3813 3 роки тому +59

    Only the Ogs know how scary a heavy tank is

    • @KoolMoth
      @KoolMoth 3 роки тому

      Fuck that shit I was camping and just went “GUYS HELP AT BRAVO GUYS”

    • @lol-de4lo
      @lol-de4lo 3 роки тому +1

      I love this game

    • @DotDotDot0272
      @DotDotDot0272 3 роки тому +2

      Heavy tank was added in a new update, bruh

    • @slooshified_
      @slooshified_ 3 роки тому

      Y e s

    • @kiwuuspurr1927
      @kiwuuspurr1927 3 роки тому

      @@neeto095 yes yes yes

  • @ctrl_6256
    @ctrl_6256 2 роки тому +3

    the music which plays while fighting the Patton after repairing perfectly summarizes how it feels to play the FV101

  • @MemeL0rd13
    @MemeL0rd13 3 роки тому +195

    I'm not a child but I feel as if I will still be obliterated

  • @o0pzi
    @o0pzi 3 роки тому +71

    Ruben knew what was coming as soon as he had MoFlare in his recommended

    • @eiruukk
      @eiruukk 3 роки тому +2

      :/ he has like experience videos moflare and the others are just inspiration from ruben

    • @shygun3656
      @shygun3656 3 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @singadorito7802
    @singadorito7802 3 роки тому +91

    This is how i imagine to win the War:
    Me: *performs a fatality*

    • @OperatorKevlar
      @OperatorKevlar 3 роки тому +1

      Hows killing one guy gonna help?

    • @Mr.Armada
      @Mr.Armada 3 роки тому

      @@OperatorKevlar Exactly

    • @emirkara8660
      @emirkara8660 3 роки тому

      @@OperatorKevlar maybe He was really strong

  • @venomisaacl8963
    @venomisaacl8963 3 роки тому +68

    I remember armored patrol. This was the game back in the day that everyone was playing, lol.

    • @chrismason1530
      @chrismason1530 3 роки тому +2

      I remember playing it when I was 10 back in 2013

    • @lol-de4lo
      @lol-de4lo 3 роки тому +4

      The one he's playing is a fan remake

    • @andrewb6872
      @andrewb6872 3 роки тому +10

      @@lol-de4lo It has wingman's blessing too. Wingman joined the armed forces so he gave up on roblox devving, this guy made an update that he wanted wingman to port into his game but he said no you can just carry on the torch of armored patrol. (The game is linked in the description of this video).

    • @Joshua-hz3cl
      @Joshua-hz3cl 3 роки тому

      @@andrewb6872 whats the new one called?

    • @CapvilleYouTube
      @CapvilleYouTube 3 роки тому

      Along with Prison Life

  • @Spingus33
    @Spingus33 3 роки тому +153

    I love how Ruben is somehow fluent in chinese

    • @poobchamp5325
      @poobchamp5325 3 роки тому +26

      it was because i was spamming in his chat when he was in stream chat Lmao
      he was answering in chinese

    • @mugy9049
      @mugy9049 3 роки тому +2

      I thought he was Chinese for a second

    • @coily5642
      @coily5642 3 роки тому +3

      He just saying hehehe or 呵呵呵

    • @user-xt9pk8ye9e
      @user-xt9pk8ye9e 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @teefffa
      @teefffa 3 роки тому

      @@coily5642 atleast he knows chinese

  • @MeiflorezMaverick
    @MeiflorezMaverick 3 роки тому +100

    “ROBLOX obliterating kids”
    *100,000 kids* : interesting.

    • @namt6
      @namt6 3 роки тому

      im 11

    • @Forcoy
      @Forcoy 3 роки тому +5

      @@namt6 youtube is 13+

    • @Avturbocor
      @Avturbocor 3 роки тому

      @@Forcoy ok

    • @chickenthejoe5681
      @chickenthejoe5681 3 роки тому +7

      @@Forcoy How the fuck is youtube 13+ and since when?
      Aren't content creators supposed to be family friendly to be suitable for children?

    • @namt6
      @namt6 3 роки тому

      @@Forcoy i dont care

  • @rpnvg
    @rpnvg 2 роки тому +5

    Holy cow, so much nostalgia -- hearing the Battlefield: Vietnam menu theme. Legendary music tastes.

  • @BottomFragger-i7f
    @BottomFragger-i7f 3 роки тому +87

    When it said “operated by a child” I lost my shit😂

  • @alatecy4705
    @alatecy4705 3 роки тому +285

    0:45 i cannot stop laughing

    • @Matikros2005
      @Matikros2005 3 роки тому +4

      Kobe

    • @munastronaut8147
      @munastronaut8147 3 роки тому

      remember to always lead your targets

    • @wilbertextract2044
      @wilbertextract2044 3 роки тому

      Lol how did ruben become dirty camper he is just using turrets

    • @orangutanchildstealer6110
      @orangutanchildstealer6110 3 роки тому

      @@wilbertextract2044 that’s what there for

    • @MDLTan106
      @MDLTan106 3 роки тому

      What it said: mayday mayday this hammer 64 we are going down i repeat we are going down.

  • @real7594
    @real7594 3 роки тому +248

    its really sad to see how ruben sim doesnt have more subs, having in mind that he was the one that formed the roblox community

    • @meatballsyrup2747
      @meatballsyrup2747 3 роки тому +7

      he has 666k subs

    • @lewhanwen4302
      @lewhanwen4302 3 роки тому +69

      he doesn't make clickbait reaction videos of adopt me every minute

    • @blase1856
      @blase1856 3 роки тому +62

      He inspired Sebee and it's honestly sad that Sebee got more subscribers, Ruben is the holy grail of Roblox comedy

    • @real7594
      @real7594 3 роки тому +8

      @@blase1856 he did, altho he still has more total views tan him

    • @trolle515
      @trolle515 3 роки тому +16

      @@blase1856 I have seen some sebee fans saying stuff like "Ruben sim copied sebee".

  • @GamingWithThenixTurk
    @GamingWithThenixTurk 2 роки тому +3

    hey Ruben, if you’re ever wondering what a good vehicle is, it’s the nashorn, with premium shells, this tank destroyer can obliterate enemy tanks the nashorn is rank 3, and it’s beside the scorpion.

  • @homeone01
    @homeone01 3 роки тому +87

    love hearing the ethiopian jazz at 2:58. you really are a man of culture.

  • @thiagosilveira5700
    @thiagosilveira5700 3 роки тому +221

    0:40 everybody gangsta till the roblox moderation number 1 enemy laughs in chinese
    EDIT + WARNING: don't look at the replies unless you're fine with cringe and reddit

    • @summeryim
      @summeryim 3 роки тому +7

      it’s a jojo laugh in chinese
      yep, whoever heard that, they’re screwed.

    • @Red-jq1en
      @Red-jq1en 3 роки тому +14

      @@summeryim oh fuck another overused jojo reference comment

    • @Cornblumen
      @Cornblumen 3 роки тому +4

      Huhuhu

    • @Red-jq1en
      @Red-jq1en 3 роки тому +5

      @@feng.yanyan seems you didn't understand my comment

    • @gamingseacucumber101
      @gamingseacucumber101 3 роки тому +4

      @@feng.yanyan he cant take the joke because its unfunny :)

  • @elite4702
    @elite4702 3 роки тому +30

    "Dirty camper"
    uses the helicopter in AP, the most annoying thing ever

    • @infamoussoapconsumer3870
      @infamoussoapconsumer3870 3 роки тому +3

      True but i use anti aircraft artillery.

    • @PoweredIncorporated
      @PoweredIncorporated 3 роки тому +1

      @@infamoussoapconsumer3870 ua-cam.com/video/OTYmsqMKbOw/v-deo.html

    • @guywhodrawscomics1291
      @guywhodrawscomics1291 3 роки тому

      At least he didnt have the trash tank

    • @Madman-bb2nc
      @Madman-bb2nc 3 роки тому +2

      Just use Artillery or something that has AP and Aim right for the Rotor works every time for me

    • @MixynMatch
      @MixynMatch 3 роки тому

      Or just use full auto 50.cal

  • @TheyFrNamedMeBen
    @TheyFrNamedMeBen 8 місяців тому +1

    On that day, Ruben Sim became an ace tank commander, capable of trickshotting helicopters out of the sky and defeating heavy tanks against all odds

  • @antdblgoku4
    @antdblgoku4 3 роки тому +34

    "I wasn't prepared to horrors of war"

  • @parkere669
    @parkere669 3 роки тому +23

    I'm curious as to why red and blue are fighting here, considering they are on a relatively small square of land suspended above absolute nothingness, I'm going to assume this is footage from purgatory. And they are stuck in an endless war over nothing, eri noic. 10 / 10 would use all supply boxes on repairing a bofors again.

    • @auspiciouscat5698
      @auspiciouscat5698 3 роки тому +3

      So it’s about the same situation like RvB if you ask me

  • @skelo9033
    @skelo9033 3 роки тому +46

    You know it’s serious when he pulls out that klaxon beat.

  • @Smedgies
    @Smedgies 2 роки тому +20

    The title aged really well for the developer.

    • @marquis8867
      @marquis8867 2 роки тому +1

      Overrated comment right here

    • @okok9754
      @okok9754 2 роки тому

      @@marquis8867 big deal, the whole world will explode now.

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 2 роки тому +4

      @@marquis8867 Predator detected

    • @marquis8867
      @marquis8867 2 роки тому

      @@BariBro what did you just call me?

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 2 роки тому +1

      @@marquis8867 Ped.

  • @PHMittens
    @PHMittens 3 роки тому +197

    Woooooaah i'm excited to watch 👌🏻❤️

    • @nik_senpai
      @nik_senpai 3 роки тому +2

      Lol for sure, dude.

    • @joeyblox3709
      @joeyblox3709 3 роки тому

      "Time To Obliterate Some Kids!"

    • @maximumcringelevel8617
      @maximumcringelevel8617 3 роки тому

      You will start to making better videos?
      Is this game is seriously verified.
      I had to be mayor of universe.

    • @joeyblox3709
      @joeyblox3709 3 роки тому

      @lumpyheaddoesthings oh no

    • @Acuaril
      @Acuaril 3 роки тому

      HAMBURGUER !

  • @Its_Sebas_Yk
    @Its_Sebas_Yk 3 роки тому +67

    Roblox: Powering Orphan Obliteration

    • @firkejdjneii28283
      @firkejdjneii28283 3 роки тому +6

      i killed everyone in the adopt me adoption center then sat down and played Roblox

    • @Its_Sebas_Yk
      @Its_Sebas_Yk 3 роки тому

      @@firkejdjneii28283 good boy

    • @lozireen
      @lozireen 3 роки тому

      @@firkejdjneii28283 hm...oh wait I get it now

    • @raymondisgoingcrazy9455
      @raymondisgoingcrazy9455 3 роки тому +3

      wait.. sat down and played roblox... HOL UP

    • @user-cc6zm8ws3g
      @user-cc6zm8ws3g 3 роки тому

      @@firkejdjneii28283 hol' up

  • @EndreaiYT
    @EndreaiYT 3 роки тому +157

    4:09 Footage of Ruben brutally running over and breaking the bones of a child who tried to kill em

  • @DeclaringAbba
    @DeclaringAbba 3 роки тому +6

    3:11 I can literally hear the lego building sounds from this

  • @sevenfourslide5035
    @sevenfourslide5035 3 роки тому +23

    3:34 I love this bit. I can't explain why, but this part is basically my favorite part of the whole video lol

    • @nickyguy1451
      @nickyguy1451 3 роки тому +6

      WEAKNESSES:
      ONLY 4 WHEELS
      *OPERATED BY A CHILD*

    • @frtnac2948
      @frtnac2948 11 місяців тому

      *OPERATED BY A CHILD*

  • @midorithefestivegardevoir6727
    @midorithefestivegardevoir6727 3 роки тому +8

    Honestly, repairing your vehicle and getting out of there before the enemy units approach you and obliterate you is a nerve racking experience.

  • @AdaFear
    @AdaFear 3 роки тому +20

    Some advice: Make a custom base that you can load in and build a prison in it that they'll walk right into.

  • @polocatfan
    @polocatfan 2 роки тому +12

    this aged like milk

  • @portsy9841
    @portsy9841 3 роки тому +32

    whenever ruben uses klaxon beat, you know its gonna be a good video

  • @winged_destro
    @winged_destro 3 роки тому +46

    “Roblox: Obliterating Children” Me, a child, obliterating people: *”I am four parallel universes ahead of you.”*

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 3 роки тому +10

      You are, in fact, an obliterating child

    • @apexalot
      @apexalot 3 роки тому

      Yes indeed

    • @apexalot
      @apexalot 3 роки тому

      Yessir

    • @winged_destro
      @winged_destro 3 роки тому

      @@donovanjoseph737 y e s

    • @Syxroe
      @Syxroe 3 роки тому

      *it is indeed surprising how potent a 12 year old can be as a mercenary..*

  • @trollproductions9036
    @trollproductions9036 3 роки тому +29

    2:47 angry fast head crab,,zombie" noises*
    4:06 same angry fast head crab,,zombie'' noises*

  • @Jannnn_
    @Jannnn_ 2 роки тому +2

    the sound design is LEGENDARY. imagine if the game actually had these sound effects he used while fighting that heavy tank

    • @tomkoairsoft
      @tomkoairsoft 2 роки тому +1

      ahoj hele pomůžeš mi jak se ta hra jmenuje nejde mi najít

    • @Jannnn_
      @Jannnn_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@tomkoairsoft čus ta hra se jmenuje "Armored Patrol" :)

  • @jimgoodhue9968
    @jimgoodhue9968 3 роки тому +83

    2:05 when you're in a KV-2 and you get swarmed by M22's

    • @stylishniggachannel4763
      @stylishniggachannel4763 3 роки тому

      Yup

    • @nou1360
      @nou1360 3 роки тому +1

      I use Vec for the great turret degree of freedom, great speed, and four firing modes.

    • @Cookie-yj7pz
      @Cookie-yj7pz 3 роки тому

      @@nou1360 I use the T34 because of its high damage turret, hill climbing ability and its almost indestructible front armor.

  • @APH_RBLX
    @APH_RBLX 3 роки тому +16

    I just watched the premiere! Very entertaining! The video editing and sound effects were great. 👍

  • @kylevelez6798
    @kylevelez6798 3 роки тому +21

    3:40 operated by a child

  • @Ruan_V
    @Ruan_V 2 роки тому

    Ruben Sim has literally the best background sound editing. It feels like im watching a movie-

  • @APH_RBLX
    @APH_RBLX 3 роки тому +6

    I saw this last night and set my alarm to wake up in time for the premiere! I've been waiting for this all week - Thanks for playing!!

    • @alexsellor9200
      @alexsellor9200 3 роки тому +1

      I had to wake up at 4 am to watch this, so i just didn't XD

    • @narratorjack7868
      @narratorjack7868 3 роки тому +2

      it's the dev pog

    • @APH_RBLX
      @APH_RBLX 3 роки тому

      @@narratorjack7868 It's me!

    • @APH_RBLX
      @APH_RBLX 3 роки тому

      @@alexsellor9200 Oof! The premiere was at 11 AM in my timezone.

    • @narratorjack7868
      @narratorjack7868 3 роки тому +2

      @@APH_RBLX Yay :D

  • @Litch016
    @Litch016 3 роки тому +8

    If anyone wanted to know the song in the beginning, it is White Rabbit by jefferson airplane, however it was jsut the instrumental

  • @spicy66
    @spicy66 3 роки тому +96

    can officially say i was here before the video came out

  • @crazycsiw6404
    @crazycsiw6404 3 роки тому +1

    Gotta love that Battlefield Vietnam music. Instantly recognised it and fired up Battlefield Vietnam just to listen to it again