Rust is Literally Broken

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  • @StimpeeYT
    @StimpeeYT  2 місяці тому +1082

    I hope you enjoyed waking up next to me xo

  • @p3ych050
    @p3ych050 2 місяці тому +1010

    3:27 that transition through

    • @HIM17
      @HIM17 2 місяці тому +28

      that transition blew my mind

    • @Melancholy308
      @Melancholy308 2 місяці тому

      @@HIM17 your mind seems to be easy to blow (no homo)

    • @billhill7362
      @billhill7362 2 місяці тому +48

      @@HIM17 actually had to double take that clip thought i went insane😭

    • @spartoiss488
      @spartoiss488 2 місяці тому +15

      Didn't even see

    • @Halodusk-er2iq
      @Halodusk-er2iq 2 місяці тому +4

      i rewatched it like 4 times

  • @Xelorsito
    @Xelorsito 2 місяці тому +317

    13:12 what a reference lmao. I love the fact that you included this bit into the vid, god bless The Big Lez Show and Jarrad

    • @sueydakillaboo
      @sueydakillaboo 2 місяці тому +12

      Legendary fuckin show

    • @jacobmartin5943
      @jacobmartin5943 2 місяці тому +6

      Should be top comment

    • @mak3rsauce
      @mak3rsauce 2 місяці тому +10

      Literally so happy that was added in. Such a great show!

    • @ClownP1SS
      @ClownP1SS 2 місяці тому +4

      Amazing show ;)

    • @imLidan
      @imLidan 2 місяці тому +2

      what a reference? you do realise hes australian right? would it blow your mind if he mentioned steve irwin too bro

  • @PimHakkie
    @PimHakkie 2 місяці тому +940

    Getting scammed out of 1000 wood is the epitome of Rust 7:05

    • @WaterPickle
      @WaterPickle 2 місяці тому +7

      😂 totally

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 2 місяці тому

      That's wild that that's possible, I swear I did that in 2007 Habbo Hotel and Runescape 💀

    • @NipsonZ
      @NipsonZ 2 місяці тому +16

      Not to mention getting spit on by the scammer immediately after

    • @yellowcard8100
      @yellowcard8100 2 місяці тому +60

      @@NipsonZ that was stimpee spitting

    • @NipsonZ
      @NipsonZ 2 місяці тому

      @@yellowcard8100 yes, stumpee was the scammer, unless I missed something?

  • @eathan0431
    @eathan0431 2 місяці тому +187

    10:35 his jump up got broken so he killed himself and tried to build one using wood in his base instead of getting wood with his kit and his task was going according to plan until a prowling dom came creeping up his base

  • @aldoo0o0o05
    @aldoo0o0o05 2 місяці тому +310

    3:26 that transition was clean master stimpee 😊

    • @GortDoes420
      @GortDoes420 2 місяці тому +1

      i didnt even notice it while watching it was that fucking good

  • @Tohru139
    @Tohru139 2 місяці тому +41

    6:30 the fear he must've felt seeing you STILL coming after him with that jackhammer.

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 2 місяці тому +4

      I feel like there is a primal ecstasy from clubbing a fellow human to death

    • @PMKSRV
      @PMKSRV 2 місяці тому +2

      He saw the jack hammer again and turned around so quick 😂

  • @fanficdeath9072
    @fanficdeath9072 2 місяці тому +183

    7:49 "been watching you for quite awhile now" I love DSNL. Makes me happy to hear it in your video

    • @Theurge_x
      @Theurge_x 2 місяці тому +4

      I was looking for this comment

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 2 місяці тому

      i wear my dnsl shirt to every function. gotta let the hoes know

    • @allislost9999
      @allislost9999 2 місяці тому +6

      Bro was literally in the background of 1 of his recent videos it's called rust is full of weirdos

    • @brandor695
      @brandor695 2 місяці тому +6

      let’s go too few know about daniel but he is a master troll

    • @jimg2518
      @jimg2518 2 місяці тому

      shabeel better

  • @Diiify
    @Diiify 2 місяці тому +38

    13:12 omg i love sassy the sasquatch

  • @punishedgwynie
    @punishedgwynie 2 місяці тому +706

    0:06 babies in third world countries be like

    • @vojtechpurkart2876
      @vojtechpurkart2876 2 місяці тому +12

      Nahh💀💀

    • @FreakTesticals
      @FreakTesticals 2 місяці тому +9

      Calm Iraq night

    • @EZ4S30NG
      @EZ4S30NG 2 місяці тому +13

      Average chicago baby

    • @hiader9240
      @hiader9240 2 місяці тому +4

      Or if ur from Iraqi ((ppl are shooting in air rn cause it's a wedding))

    • @MrSimmybird
      @MrSimmybird 2 місяці тому +2

      Don’t forget the tummy rumble

  • @OVKatz
    @OVKatz 2 місяці тому +72

    0:05
    "WAKE UP"
    *AK proceeds to shoot to the beat of the next verse*
    Was... was that on purpose?

  • @dylanmcshane9976
    @dylanmcshane9976 2 місяці тому +21

    You never fail to make me bust my gut laughing. "ILL SCOUT AHEAD!" and "AHHHUEHUEHEUHEHUEHUH" at the end. Hurt my stomach something good laughing.

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 2 місяці тому +151

    Was kinda in a bad mood but Stimpee has changed that for me today by uploading and filling me with all that juicy joy.

    • @Hnkka
      @Hnkka 2 місяці тому +11

      Wish he filled us with something else

    • @seanryan1606
      @seanryan1606 2 місяці тому +1

      Get in line ​@@Hnkka

    • @femboyChristmas
      @femboyChristmas 2 місяці тому

      I love when daddy Stimpy fills me up with his creamy joy 😊

    • @Skriggler
      @Skriggler 2 місяці тому +2

      My car broke down and my gf let me and my dog died and this video has not helped but it did distract me from my agony for a few minutes so I'll take it 😅

    • @moonlance3496
      @moonlance3496 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Skrigglereverything’s gonna be okay brother.

  • @nano905
    @nano905 2 місяці тому +23

    The auditorium instrumental at the beginning was a blast from the past. Haven’t heard that song in forever and it has me vibing on this toilet right now

    • @fzgn
      @fzgn 2 місяці тому +1

      THANK YOU so much. I couldn't remember what song it was. I kept thinking it was Jedi Mind Tricks - Retaliation or something like that. Such a great song choice.

    • @johncrowley3322
      @johncrowley3322 2 місяці тому

      Stimpee indeed is black on both sides. Guy loves backpack/conscious rap

    • @Swaggedoutshorty
      @Swaggedoutshorty 2 місяці тому

      To bad mosdef is a we was kings guy lmao

  • @maninthesnow4393
    @maninthesnow4393 2 місяці тому +233

    I farted so hard i think I dislocated part of my back.

    • @Astral-Aureus
      @Astral-Aureus 2 місяці тому +4

      shart

    • @madsthedude6653
      @madsthedude6653 2 місяці тому +4

      epic

    • @invaderzant1194
      @invaderzant1194 2 місяці тому +3

      Wtf, i needed to fart extremly too while watching the video

    • @leder609
      @leder609 2 місяці тому +6

      Once I farted so hard and cleared so much room in my tummy I had a vasovagal response and passed out.

    • @madsthedude6653
      @madsthedude6653 2 місяці тому

      @@leder609 one time i took a huge dump and when i finally got it out after like 10 min of grunting i bled from my bum

  • @KolyatKrios
    @KolyatKrios 2 місяці тому +18

    Stimpee I've been here a long time but I just wanted to say finding a content creator who's good at the games he plays while still being funny is itself a rarity. And then on top of that you do your own editing and that shit is great too.
    It'll be a sad day when you move on from this platform, but I'm glad I'm around for it now. It always makes me happy when I sit down after work and see one of your special thumbnails in my sub feed

    • @tourettess7298
      @tourettess7298 2 місяці тому +3

      He cant leave. He signed a lifetime contract with youtube.

    • @WushuTaz
      @WushuTaz 2 місяці тому +1

      Atreyu No!

    • @PMKSRV
      @PMKSRV 2 місяці тому

      ​@@tourettess7298he'd better ngl. Every video is just better and better.

  • @SaltedCanine
    @SaltedCanine 2 місяці тому +59

    Rust isn't broken mate. The people who play it are ❤.

    • @ryanwood6754
      @ryanwood6754 2 місяці тому +1

      yep, I think gamers genuinely have to ask themselves that sometimes because games can only provide so much. its the gamers that have to behave and play the game with rules THEY set. But these days people are boring and just want to win even if it means sitting on top of a roof shooting nakeds for 20 hours a day

  • @dropdedd
    @dropdedd 2 місяці тому +10

    4:04 thanks i spit up my entire beer laughing

    • @PMKSRV
      @PMKSRV 2 місяці тому

      New catchphrase material.

  • @mauriciopinto914
    @mauriciopinto914 2 місяці тому +40

    6:49 You finally get that fucking mosquito that's been buzzing around your room

  • @RareHunter2010
    @RareHunter2010 2 місяці тому +5

    stimpee: sight on the crossy is punishable by death
    literally 1 second later
    stimpee: damn that shit good

  • @onlyrams69
    @onlyrams69 2 місяці тому +5

    Probably one of the best videos you've done in a while. The MJ drop was outstanding.

  • @keeno5265
    @keeno5265 2 місяці тому +5

    The way he turned at 6:30 had me cracking up haha

    • @PMKSRV
      @PMKSRV 2 місяці тому +1

      Bro turned around so fkn quick 😂

  • @pargagondragonsean7066
    @pargagondragonsean7066 2 місяці тому +4

    That transition is crazy

  • @chadwickbossman8803
    @chadwickbossman8803 2 місяці тому +4

    10:52 LMAO if i did not look at the toolbar i would have been fooled

  • @Steven-cr1og
    @Steven-cr1og 2 місяці тому +19

    3:26 that transition is crazy

    • @Vasyok9288
      @Vasyok9288 2 місяці тому

      haha thought the same

  • @richardhead1727
    @richardhead1727 2 місяці тому +8

    0:39 No way a year one reference that movie is underrated.

  • @Yuxxy420
    @Yuxxy420 2 місяці тому +17

    13:14 Sassys exact voice😭

    • @JamesTaylor117
      @JamesTaylor117 2 місяці тому +2

      S'GA'AN ON MA'AT

    • @Oneofusareus
      @Oneofusareus 2 місяці тому +2

      the reference surprised me so much

    • @Yuxxy420
      @Yuxxy420 2 місяці тому

      @@Oneofusareus same but it makes sense at the same time🙏

    • @Mimirai
      @Mimirai 2 місяці тому +3

      Wadiyatalkinabeet mate

    • @babytiny5807
      @babytiny5807 2 місяці тому +3

      stingin roger moite

  • @d.9911
    @d.9911 2 місяці тому +5

    That end killed me, what was that sound 18:08 ? 😂😂😂

    • @ugniuslolboss1954
      @ugniuslolboss1954 2 місяці тому +1

      Squidy crying with distortion

    • @d.9911
      @d.9911 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ugniuslolboss1954 Thanks mate 🫡

  • @thelaurel-emaf
    @thelaurel-emaf 2 місяці тому +12

    Still using that madlib sample. Dunno if its you or your editor but big props. FOR THOSE WHO ARE UNEDUCATED. MADLIB Beat Konducta Vol. 3 & 4: In India - Movie Finale. look it up.

    • @SkopZ-
      @SkopZ- 2 місяці тому +1

      Mos Def - Auditorium 🙌🏻

    • @thelaurel-emaf
      @thelaurel-emaf 2 місяці тому +1

      @SkopZ- Yeah, mosdef used the sample too. Gives madlib a shoutout at the beginning. The song is FIRE.

  • @tyleratkins4236
    @tyleratkins4236 2 місяці тому +1

    That SOAD intro was so satisfying. Only played 1 word, and let the brain match it to the actual ak fire after. almost came.

  • @crunch647
    @crunch647 2 місяці тому +3

    Jesus, that Teemo at 15:41 had me rollin :D :D

  • @Rek66
    @Rek66 2 місяці тому +1

    it seemed like stimpee had fun in this one. always glad to see

  • @mikemuller8423
    @mikemuller8423 2 місяці тому +5

    Nothing wakes me up from my slumbers like a new Stimpee video.

  • @nickscx6134
    @nickscx6134 2 місяці тому +2

    waking up with stimpee and scones with jam and cream is the best

    • @Justwatching-bx1nk
      @Justwatching-bx1nk Місяць тому

      Well if this isn’t one of the most British sentences I’ve read lol I’m jk mate

  • @iloveplayingpr
    @iloveplayingpr 2 місяці тому +1

    "The power of one, the power of two, the power of maaanyyyyyy~" Could be your catchphrase now, Stimpee.

  • @vexoooon
    @vexoooon 2 місяці тому +4

    stimpee you are so goated for using the fable soundtrack in the background

  • @PMKSRV
    @PMKSRV 2 місяці тому +1

    "Wake yo ss up cuz it's time to go beast mode" made me cry 😂😂😂

  • @Gurpefy
    @Gurpefy 2 місяці тому +14

    STIMPEE ONCE AGAIN FILLING US DEEPLY WITH HIS CONTENT MHM

  • @lordycastle7177
    @lordycastle7177 2 місяці тому

    0:05 System of a down transition into the bullets singing "grab your brush and put on a little make-up" is the _cleanest_ edit yet.

  • @9catYT
    @9catYT 2 місяці тому +4

    oh my god new stimpee video wait let me jelq and get my food ready before i watch

  • @danielmorgan104dm
    @danielmorgan104dm 2 місяці тому

    15:11 that Heimerdinger quote had me crying of laughter. the crossover i needed

  • @lazydood8209
    @lazydood8209 2 місяці тому +15

    0:21 was that memeio

    • @PMKSRV
      @PMKSRV 2 місяці тому

      Memeio cameo

  • @Jerkey-Is-Cool
    @Jerkey-Is-Cool 2 місяці тому

    3:27 was such an out of nowhere awesome transition and I'm all here for it

  • @MrStevenSpeelberg
    @MrStevenSpeelberg 2 місяці тому +6

    SGawwnin' Mate XD

  • @cosmo6511
    @cosmo6511 2 місяці тому

    The constant use of nostalgic music from Fable 1, OSRS and WoW really combined with unrivaled levels of homoeroticism in these videos always make for one hell of a trip

  • @juice8934
    @juice8934 2 місяці тому +16

    2:23 bruh it's that guy from tower video, who went mental after dying a lot

    • @andythurman8713
      @andythurman8713 2 місяці тому +1

      didn't he get banned twice for being racist aswell? and for ban avoiding?

    • @Peekmon2001
      @Peekmon2001 2 місяці тому

      ​@andythurman8713 wait which video was it again? Mind if you could drop the link down, Chad?

    • @andythurman8713
      @andythurman8713 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Peekmon2001 ua-cam.com/video/JF4xWkww7tc/v-deo.html pretty sure it was the guy who whines in this one and keeps laughing to stop himself having a mental breakdown and going "loser loser" all the time, pretty sure he pops up in another video aswell where he gets banned ( looking for it atm )

    • @juice8934
      @juice8934 2 місяці тому

      @@andythurman8713 yea this guy, crazy he is everywhere

  • @sandwurm928
    @sandwurm928 2 місяці тому

    7:45 oh my god that daniel reference, i died. glad to know stimpee is a man of culture.

  • @TTVGLADIO6000
    @TTVGLADIO6000 2 місяці тому +44

    hello mr my favorite not heterosexual youtuber, can u plis make another video of mordahu or renown please, the first video i saw from u was a mordahu video and i relly miss it, is it too much to ask for?

    • @ranespider1937
      @ranespider1937 Місяць тому +3

      Mordhau is too much because of the state of the game its incredibly dead and the only people who remain are grinders since the starts so only a group of 500 people all woth 3-5k hours, it's not really a playable game anymore

    • @TTVGLADIO6000
      @TTVGLADIO6000 Місяць тому

      @@ranespider1937 agreed, but still funny

    • @ZackNehring
      @ZackNehring 23 дні тому

      ​@TTVGLADIO6000 not funny. Pretty fucking dumb actually.

    • @lovelyftp
      @lovelyftp 14 днів тому +1

      Mordhau would be funny as fuck

  • @BlueFingeredNinja
    @BlueFingeredNinja 2 місяці тому

    That transition at 3:26 was amazing bloody hell stimpee your the GOAT

  • @porttek0oficial
    @porttek0oficial 2 місяці тому +4

    10:52 I almost lost my life to the laugh I had

    • @cordrust
      @cordrust 2 місяці тому

      wasnt that funny mate

    • @porttek0oficial
      @porttek0oficial 2 місяці тому +1

      @@cordrust it was original and very funny moment. I never seen anything like that in Stimpee videos

    • @cordrust
      @cordrust 2 місяці тому +2

      @@porttek0oficial sorry i was hateful mood yesterday my bad dude

    • @porttek0oficial
      @porttek0oficial 2 місяці тому +2

      @@cordrust all good bro, wish you the best. Go for a walk when you are in a bad mood, it helps me every time

  • @MrTGgamer
    @MrTGgamer 2 місяці тому

    The "wake up" followed by shots to the same BPM as the song is hilarious

  • @justintran3586
    @justintran3586 2 місяці тому +4

    1:56 What's the original video? Thanks

  • @Handz_Maxson
    @Handz_Maxson 2 місяці тому +4

    Fill me up stimp daddy

  • @trevbrid
    @trevbrid 2 місяці тому

    3:27 What a clean transition. That had me confused and amazed.

  • @theone614777
    @theone614777 2 місяці тому +3

    0:49 song name please

    • @James67201
      @James67201 2 місяці тому

      Mos Def - Auditorium

  • @reversed9237
    @reversed9237 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you Stimpee, the editing was flawless 💙

  • @chrisfisher91
    @chrisfisher91 2 місяці тому

    brooooo, "WAKE UP" soad clip goated. AK bullets making perfect sound of the following words. Another Stimpee banger video.

  • @sirmuffincat6630
    @sirmuffincat6630 2 місяці тому

    I love how chaotically energetic Stimpee feels in this video. Seems more talkative than usual, too.
    16:42 isn't necessarily a cheater. Whenever two people are peeking the same corner, it's whoever is closer to the corner that is seen first. Always try to peek from as far back as you can in any game, but in this case, you were sort of screwed.

  • @slamduncan1392
    @slamduncan1392 2 місяці тому

    the intro of the ak shooting sounding like chop suey afterwards is chefs kiss

  • @oskar7635
    @oskar7635 2 місяці тому +1

    Stimpee, the only youtuber that can make me laugh 5 seconds into a video😂

  • @3chromedomed
    @3chromedomed 2 місяці тому

    The Sussy cutaways killed me. Great reference

  • @ENENRA_TV
    @ENENRA_TV 2 місяці тому

    6:08 alen from smiling friends when he's trna get his cheese back, love you gimpee

  • @zlslothzl
    @zlslothzl 2 місяці тому +1

    The wake up at the beginning made my day thank you Stimpee

  • @gun_jpeg8142
    @gun_jpeg8142 2 місяці тому

    the "wake up" in the intro matching with the ak gunshots was crazy

  • @lunar120
    @lunar120 2 місяці тому

    Not only got a Stimpee vid but also got to discover the mysterious and incredible journey of Sassy the Sasquatch.

  • @kaasloo1303
    @kaasloo1303 2 місяці тому

    whenever you use the ''its time to go beast mode'' sound, i immediately know its gonna go south

  • @KCyhurd
    @KCyhurd 2 місяці тому

    Stimpee has mastered the art of perfectly timed meme clips and audios

  • @TheDarkSideTy
    @TheDarkSideTy 2 місяці тому

    Omg the big lez action was the best 🤣💀 had me dying

  • @T0xicRetar0
    @T0xicRetar0 2 місяці тому

    Watching stimpee helps my morning rub and tug go smoother

  • @Monio.
    @Monio. 2 місяці тому +3

    "Wust is witewawwy bwoken" 😭

  • @brodmilli4165
    @brodmilli4165 2 місяці тому

    I love stimpee he always makes me laugh some how even tho i havent bewn able to play rust pc in awhile he makes it feel like i havent missed anything

  • @metrogru
    @metrogru 2 місяці тому

    classic rust experience, everyone's on his roof and playing the cheapest way possible

  • @yorkshireman5861
    @yorkshireman5861 2 місяці тому

    12:48 no way Stimpee just the man the myth the legend disco time joven

  • @Cobaltstarfish
    @Cobaltstarfish 2 місяці тому

    The stimpee cinematic universe has many reoccurring characters

  • @MicrophoneMichael
    @MicrophoneMichael 2 місяці тому

    Bringing back the classic stimpee vibes with the Books of War

  • @lance0625
    @lance0625 2 місяці тому

    god i love the boss music, very nice touch.

  • @strungupandgutted
    @strungupandgutted 2 місяці тому

    "I'm your neighbor, just letting you know if you go in it, you'll die instantly - kinda makes you think about the people that built it, yuh know, if they died instantly" had me dead asf 💀

  • @Demogooo
    @Demogooo 2 місяці тому

    That transition with the double metal doors was sick!

  • @zyluxer
    @zyluxer 2 місяці тому +1

    Stimpee's editor needs a raise. Fr

  • @punkdrunkmonk824
    @punkdrunkmonk824 2 місяці тому

    Love how the "wake up" sync with the gun shots.

  • @hoptilic
    @hoptilic 2 місяці тому +1

    stimpee evil arc

  • @TarnishedDogma
    @TarnishedDogma 2 місяці тому +1

    I love that you added Sassy haha

  • @DDOD25
    @DDOD25 Місяць тому

    Stimpee video starter pack:
    >It started off just like any other day on Rust...
    >Montage of nakeds getting DOMED with a crossy.
    >Oh my goood, how many people are there?
    >Feloneous grubbing.
    >Montage of the same tag killing him over and over.
    >Rust is full of clans/cheaters/roofcampers it's so annoying.
    >Stimpee, Stimpeeeee, i am your biggest fan!!!!! ''Prepubescent squealing''
    >Playing Rust solo is so HARD.
    >K-E-E-P-S
    >Aggravated raiding of every base in 25km radius.
    >Collect loot.
    >Intense pvp sesh with stolen silenced thompsons.
    >Aiight, sees ya. Bye-bye.

  • @jacobparr1635
    @jacobparr1635 2 місяці тому

    Stimpees bloodlust grows stronger every video

  • @smasher420
    @smasher420 2 місяці тому +1

    3:27 edit was clean 👊💙

  • @davinlusk9382
    @davinlusk9382 2 місяці тому

    The new random cuts to ppls deaths be having me dead😭

  • @Laserchicken88
    @Laserchicken88 2 місяці тому +1

    Stimpee on point

  • @BravoCheesecake
    @BravoCheesecake 2 місяці тому +1

    Stimpee, place mines on the corner of stone stairs. Upgrade those stairs to brick. Invisible mines. Next trap.

  • @Wizznix
    @Wizznix 2 місяці тому +2

    3:26 gotta give some credit for that transition

  • @SebSeby-lt6up
    @SebSeby-lt6up 2 місяці тому

    Bro the first minute I was dying of laughter 😂

  • @oiyecant720
    @oiyecant720 2 місяці тому

    STIMPEE ALWAYS FILLS ME UP WITH HEAPS OF ENTERTAINMENT & JOY

  • @etimene4797
    @etimene4797 2 місяці тому

    Probably one of the funniest videos he’s done in a while dude was super zesty today lol

  • @bigbondfan1331
    @bigbondfan1331 2 місяці тому

    That transition at 3:27 was so smooth.

  • @ipatch123456
    @ipatch123456 2 місяці тому

    love the mos def track in the background!

  • @yaboimax6356
    @yaboimax6356 2 місяці тому +1

    Hell yeah, love the sassy reference.

  • @margesimpson805
    @margesimpson805 2 місяці тому

    that intro was unexpected and funny i loved it

  • @Bobbotron9000
    @Bobbotron9000 28 днів тому

    Dude dark and darker content is so funny you should play more of it

  • @bloatrix3797
    @bloatrix3797 2 місяці тому

    Ah yes, a good old fashioned well edited stimpee video.

  • @mudchumper9913
    @mudchumper9913 2 місяці тому

    I genuinely feel so bad for that kid when you gambled all of his scrap away and lost. Now he makes a return as soon as you come back to rust.

  • @jksalzamdz
    @jksalzamdz 2 місяці тому

    New transitions make me FILLED with absolute JI... joy!