"Shit Bad Scrum Masters Say"

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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2025

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  • @tkashem2000
    @tkashem2000 11 років тому +47

    Very funny. I shared this video with the Scrum Master in our organization.

    • @lvfrmabv
      @lvfrmabv 9 років тому

      +tauhid kashem - will do it too

  • @MrMula81
    @MrMula81 10 років тому +35

    "Disagree and commit."
    Hahaha :)

  • @JorgeEscobarMX
    @JorgeEscobarMX 10 років тому +172

    As a programmer, I find hard to find those phrases any funny at all.

    • @98luk45
      @98luk45 9 років тому +4

      Ricardo Escobar You mean you found them annoying because you got the worst of it all? Not funny for you, but it would be funny for others. What I did find funny though, is the broken laptop part; since I did the exact same thing to a non-productive member who made excuses at every meeting for not getting work done.

    • @JorgeEscobarMX
      @JorgeEscobarMX 8 років тому +6

      98luk45
      Is it me, or is the manager not needed at all. What I mean is, if you remove the manager, how much performance will you get/lose really?

    • @Apearia
      @Apearia 8 років тому +10

      the point of the video is exactly this: the SM is NOT there to manage the team. S/he's there to facilitate, coach, remove impediments. A good SM is the opposite of this one. Fun for those that know Scrum properly

    • @JorgeEscobarMX
      @JorgeEscobarMX 8 років тому +10

      Scrum was born from the minds of actual programmers. Let's keep discipline as developers and programmers, implement Scrum in our daily activities, comunicate with the team, and keep managers out of the way.

  • @mapleshaft
    @mapleshaft 9 років тому +121

    Nearly a laugh but really a cry. I live this every day and on every scrum team at every company in my entire career, except EVEN WORSE. I wish actually wish this guy was my scrum master instead of the psycopathic micromanagers that I have seen do "scrum"

  • @srikanthappanabhotla4924
    @srikanthappanabhotla4924 9 років тому +35

    That's not an impediment :) great video

  • @ToddCantalupo
    @ToddCantalupo 11 років тому +7

    This video cracks me up every time. Nice work!

  • @kevingrave
    @kevingrave 11 років тому +5

    Love it! Even better after meeting you at the Scrum Gathering in Vegas!

  • @kunle4
    @kunle4 11 років тому +18

    Excellent scrum master, probably why he got a call from google

  • @MarcMiller22
    @MarcMiller22 10 років тому +2

    Ugh. There are... no words...

  • @CasualMisinformationSpreader
    @CasualMisinformationSpreader 9 років тому +11

    The funny thing is this is probably what all "scrum masters" want to say to their teams.

  • @scotty7
    @scotty7 11 років тому +4

    2:10 catchy tune, bro

  • @wagnermnunes1981
    @wagnermnunes1981 9 років тому +3

    This is gold! :)

  • @rijatru
    @rijatru 8 років тому +1

    I know someone like that.

  • @ahmedam77
    @ahmedam77 9 років тому

    Amazing

  • @johnmalonson4395
    @johnmalonson4395 9 років тому

    Hi-larious!

  • @timothyguay
    @timothyguay 9 років тому +1

    ROLF!!!

    • @GrayHateborn
      @GrayHateborn 8 років тому +10

      Rolling on the Loor Flaughing?

  • @DanielDuese
    @DanielDuese 9 років тому

    Great Video :-)
    Can you tell me the name of the song used as mobilephone ringtone? Or where I can get it?

  • @buzzedlunne6668
    @buzzedlunne6668 8 років тому +6

    Guys guys I am soon to be a Scrum Master.. this video has every potential to make me one of the most hated guys at work man... i hope my scrum team don't see this. I'll hate to hear them say, "Boy i can totally relate" or get any funny ideas to boot me out :D :D

  • @p-sz
    @p-sz 8 років тому +3

    I like this one, but I can't share it at work with the profanity in the title. Can you post an alternate version? Seems like there is no profanity except in the title and the onscreen title.

  • @edujobe10
    @edujobe10 12 років тому +1

    jajajajajajajaja hilarious!!!

  • @TheCuteakshara
    @TheCuteakshara 12 років тому

    lol