HONEST BMW Commercial
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- this video is an honest commercial for bmw, it contains cinematic shots drifting, racing and the right music to go with it
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script:
They say
Germans love to over engineer
Over achieve
And overprice
Well
we do
We can beat any car in our class
Mostly because we lie about our numbers
But Not like VW
People hate on our massive grills
But they were designed for cooling performance
And later were blocked due to too much cooling performance
We’ve made some questionable decisions
Like our supercar
That was slower than pretty much all our lineup
yes even the x5
We also helped Toyota make a better Z4
And we removed dipsticks
Not really sure why
even though we make some fantastic cars today
some of our drivers like to live in the past
and what a glorious f past we’ve had
this was the generation that stopped using turn signals
they didn't care about reliability
You either were a mechanic or had a friend who was
they didn't crash because driving was hard
they only crashed because they had more balls than a gumball machine
Every generation became
bigger
better
And Louder
we couldn't beat Britain in WW2
But we still got their cars
BMW
We too wish for a time machine
Driving gloves not included
#bmw #ad #honest
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"We couldn't take Britain in WW2, but we still took their cars" that was the best comeback I've ever heard 🤣
That's hilarious xd
🤣🤣
It’s true 😂😂😂
Even though its just a joke, its true.
BMW owns Rolls Royce.
Audi owns Bentley.
Mercedes owns Aston Martin.
MADE ME CRY LAUGHING....CUS IS SO TRUE.
“...We lie about our numbers
But not like VW..” 💀💀💀
Even as a VAG fanboy, I found that funny 🤣
Bmw doesnt lie about their numbers though
@@pieter-basschlaghecke4436 Hello? B58 engine? Basically making wheel horsepower equaling the claimed crank power? B58 engine is literally beating every other car in its class. M340i is a monster, new M240i is a monster. Don't even get me started on the S58 in the M3, M4, X3M etc.
tho I'm pretty sure that golf r understated their power too...?
@@jaronyuriyh7931 they mean dieselgate scandal lol
1:09 Love this shot, brought a tear to my eye
I agree, especially with that hideous looking M4.
😁😎
honestly, yeah.
it was magnificent
Thats somthing old top gear would do
@@brianlee9233 it’s not that bad
On behalf of the staff at Midnight Roleplay, I'd like to thank you for featuring our mod in your brutally honest commercial. Cheers fella 👍
Yes!
Thank you guys aswell
ayyy
What is the next commercial
@@DYTASTIC Can you list the links for the mods if possible? Thanks.
As a BMW owner I can confirm that this is 100% true.
Confirmed!
Double confirmed!
As an old bmw owner I can confirm
I will also confirm
can confirm
"WE TOO WISH FOR A TIME MACHINE"
Quote of the year
At this point, don't we all?... :D
@@Cernunn0s90 ja
The line about WW2 it's just perfect Clarkson catchphrase and it deserved to be in this video. Great!!
top gear vibes not gonna lie
"We removed dipsticks, we're not really sure why!" 🤣
Subtext: 'Ve haf aczhually moofdt ze dipsticks: Ve put zem behind ze steering vheels.
@@jonrolfson1686 Damn you, i was going to say that. :D
It's a funny joke, but... Ackchually, the dipstick was a common source of vacuum leaks. Removing it enabled tighter control of crankcase vacuum, lower emissions, and higher engine output.
@@rodgerk. It's a good explanation for their idiocy, there are a million dumb ways of increasing horsepower, that is one of them.
Weight reduction
The final shot with an E39 M5 was glorious, a real fanboy had to have made this ad
Hahaha bmw is my favorite brand
Good it’s mine too!
Have heard a v8 as beautiful as that one since my cousin had one years ago. That was some music
@@DYTASTIC I thought it was Dodge. But, BMW is my favorite brand as well (Porsche is the second)
@@DYTASTIC that's good to know
Love the voice actor choice! Amazing video as always
“That was slower than pretty much a whole lineup” 💀
Dang almost 500 likes 😂
But has the gas Mileage of someone redlining a Prius every time
"Yes even the X5🚬🚬🚬"
Yeah I never got the point of the i8. It has the *least* amount of supercar presence of any supercar.
When I see one on the road the only thing that gets my attention is the price.
@@marquaviouschester6947 gas? Mileage? On an i8?
@@pamav7414 it's a hybrid that takes around 30 mpg
As someone who used to work for BMW, I can certify this is all 10000000% true. The i8 was an incredibly fun car though, especially since I didn’t have to pay to drive it lmao.
we made some questionable decisions, like our supercar, which is pretty much slower than all our lineup, jess, even the X5
@@TopG800 M1: Are u winning i8?
Finally someone that actually knows what makes bmw special and doesn’t call every single car unreliable every second like a mustang crowd joke thanks for the video I was reading happy how you cleared that up
Yeah, what I hate about the car community is that some people will parrot the same criticisms about a certain car but refuse to listen to anything good about it. Also some people will either see cars as either top quality works of art or absolute garbage. At least be able to acknowledge the good and bad and just cuz the car has bad things about it doesn't mean you have to stop liking it.
i was expecting many reliability jokes and what i got was perfect. very nice video
lol they are made to fall apart after warranty but even Lexus doesn't have the reliability it once did as they all cut too many corners now.
@@GN-xh1bn Yes, the internet has ruined the "community" for me.
In my area, of you aren't driving one of like 4 cars, your car is apparently a POS.
@@DEVILTAZ35 absolute dogshit in myh experience with BMW...now I m just 26 and had a 325 d (f30 2014) as my first car, the care had 200k km when I bought it and 250k when i ve sold it. The engine itself had 0 problems because the previous owner(a guy just 2 years older than me) took care of it and I did the same, sure there were other consumables to replace but it never exploded or left me stranded anywhere , and it ran without problems even though I had a stage 1 on it.
a beamng gameplay without any crashes? we truly live in a society
These are mods, the files were stolen from other games or 3d model creators, then put poorly put together with bad handling, and crash physics. These low quality mods are only good for videos like this one. The crashes are quite an eye sore.
@@jesseh9523 🤓
@@chelseapatterson3680 😎
did you not see what happened at 1:37 or something? hahahaha
there were a few
1:44 the tailgating had me dead 😂
I like how it's even done in a commercial style with the music, the camera work, the editing. Very good job!
1:56 That's smart. Really smart.
Haha this is so great 😂
Almost got me at first with that fun fact
U are pretty popular in the beamng community hahaha good luck keeping that up tho bc somethings die out and new things becomes more popular
this channel is way too much underrated
Just like BMW power figures
@1:00 I love the “not really sure why?” Hysterical tone in the voice.
Love how this video brings us all BMW owners and former owners together 🤞🏽
For hopefully one big refund
I lost it at "What a glorious f *beep* past we've had"
Me too! But I was surprised at why no one was talking about it
best part, like an action scene
BMW:WE EVEN HELPED TOYOTA TO MAKE A MUCH BETTER SUPRA Toyota:I knew I should have said no to BMW now look what they have done
They said z4
@@annoymouse890 same platform
I mean, yeah? It is in fact a much better Supra. The old one had an inline 6 heavier than some V8's around the time, and took corners like a boat.
@@YTdelsCmts4NoRsn who knew 20 years of advancing would mean a non boaty suspension in a sports car meant to compete with other current sports cars that don't have old ancient boat like suspension
@@ripinpieces8387 my brother in christ there were cars back then that handled nicely
"we too want a time machine"
To relive the golden era of cars right?
............
To relive the golden era of cars..... Right .....
*stares übermenschingly*
do i have to bring my red armband?
If at first you don't succeed,... Build bigger ovens! 😜
How have I now just found your channel lol love your videos bro not alot of beam ng creators out there creating different content then just crashing. Would love to see some in game car ads maybe? Like Gavril, civetta, etc. That would be sick!🤙
That would be awesome, maybe even Ibishu.
“People say we just over engineer, over achieve, and over price. And they’re dang right we do!”
Starting the video off with a bang!
So accurate! There's never an actual "driver" behind the wheel in real life either.
Fun Fact that some of yall know about: BMW Also used to race in F1 and made the v10 for I think it's the M5
Also very nice and expected the jokes keep up the good work 👏
Only thing the f1 and m5/m6 v10 engines had in common was the number of cylinders
@@samsaasen4922 It was derived from the 3.0-liter P84/5 Formula 1 engine that powered the BMW Williams FW27 and was designed in the same way a Formula 1 engine wouldve been.
Wasn’t that the engine that made like 1300 horsepower when they pissed on it
Bmw also was an engine supplier in F1 for many teams back in 1982-1988.
@@Datoda you named zero things in common. It they certainly are not the same engines, which is my point
Yo, this was hilarious and so true! Please keep these Honest Commercials coming. I would love to see you do a "Honest Mercedes Commercial" followed up from this BMW one. Again, keep up the great work!
"But not like VW" has caught me LMAO🤣 🤣
Everyone's pointing out the obvious but the " driving gloves not included" is the real showstopper 😂😭
What does it mean?
@@arsh_07 some bmw driving enthusiasts use driving gloves for almost any reason.
Love seeing these Honest Car Companies Videos, I can't wait for more of these.
0:54 dont forget that Toyota only wanted to use the engine of Z4, after they changed over 50(!) parts to make it up to their standards.
the only inaccuracy is that the old ones were WAAAAAAY more relaible than the new junks out there
E30, E36 and F30 all more reliable than E46 and E90
@@Sandia49 e90 is terrible reliability, done forget e21 and e28 rock solid reliability
Best car brand ever. I'm proud owner of an ORIGINAL E36 318i
its shit now.
damn, no offense, but not even a bmw engineer would be proud of owning a 318i
Schönes Auto😄👍🏻
@@joinz8544 what the fuck do you drive then
@@joinz8544 trust me, with only 18 years as your first car you would
The line wishing for a Time Machine while showing an e39 hit hard. Still the prettiest saloon that’s both a modern classic and ages like fine wine without ever performing nor looking dated
What is the name of the music starting at 1:16?
Best one yet lol, love the honest commercial series
0:30 that reference, lol
It could be just me, OOOORRRR that's an M3 GTR on the right at 1:25
Gotta love the straight cut gears
😂 this was great! 👏
Is no one going to talk about how well edited this is! Top stuff
I rlly love the content man keep it up I will support you til the end
What do you mean with: 0:40
„Too much cooling performance?“
Never heard that?
Its a thing. Engines have an optimal operating temp. Too low, not enough lubrication, too high? Same thing.
I have been waiting for this for so long!!!
This is one the most spot on commercial videos that i have ever seen. This is from a die heart porsche fan hahaha. Amazing video btw 👏
That part about a car mechanic is still true.
My god working on a BMW is SUCH a pain and you have no idea how much breaks
If you think BMW is bad you should try working on a volvo or audi.
@@davissilvestrs1996 Or Jaguar or Range Rover.
1:29 “you were either a mechanic or had a friend that was”
Phuuuckkkk, this is so damn true. As a 1997 BMW Z3 owner, I’m now learning about servicing hydraulic lifters after having replaced my parking brake shoes and repairing my DISA valve actuator (unrelated but soooo many things to service on a 26 year old German car).
Also, you’re not a true BMW mechanic until you service DISA components. You’ll begrudgingly understand why they say German cars are over engineered.
"we removed dipsticks, not really sure why"
bmw cars are so advanced, that they dont need an oil change/refilling the oil, it can run dry!
I mean, technically, the i3 can.
I cant wait for a honest porsche commercial, because my god these keep getting better
When is next mods of the week?
I'm an Audi guy, but BMW is in a very very close 2nd.
The fact that he didn't find something to "roast" BMWs on just proves it.
Do an honest Ferrari commercial about how they just sue EVERYONE
Customer: "Hi, I want to buy a ferrari"
Ferrari: "do you have a ferrari?"
Customer: "no.."
Ferrari: "then you can't have one"
Customer: "but...that's precisely why I need one..because I ain't got one"
Ferrari: "sorry..its a no can do for me. You're not special enough..don't know anything about cars. Ferrari is a legendary"
Customer: "oh ffs..I'll buy a lambo instead"
Lambo sales: 📈📈📈
Ferrari sales: 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸🔥🔥🔥🔥😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
Ferrari after that pile of s###: *try to tell Ford to buy them but they said no, so Ferrari went Bankrupt*
Dang even had time to put in the 8 series 😀
"we love our customers so much, we are charging a monthly subscription fee to use the heated seats that they paid for."
Proud 5 Series owner. Can confirm, this trailer is spot on.
As an e34 owner I only don’t agree about the reliability of the older ones which were extremely reliable
Indeed.
He’s saying only the old bmw’s were reliable so he’s actually saying what you are
@@statusquoreject
No, he was saying the opposite.
@@e28forever30 nah
@@statusquoreject
How old are you, 12?
0:26 "we lie about our numbers...but not like VW" (dieselgate). Dang, that was savage...well played
I giggled more than i should have, this is gold
The infamous Check Engine Light that all BMW’s get to enjoy on a daily wasn’t mentioned unfortunately. It must be an expensive option.
What mods did you use for the video?
But awesome quality as always, great vid.
Great vid. We want a honest mercedes ad next please !!
Man keep up the good work these videos are Awesome!
"BMW: Engineered to Fail" would've also been a good tagline. Y'know, because of the timing chain guides, vanos pumps, secondary air injection pumps, rear subframe mounts, hot v turbos...
Lol am german and I absolutely love it. Soo true!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol am not german and I absolutely love it. Soo true!😂😂😂😂
@@PutsOnSneakers Bruh you just copied my comment.
The fact that I just saw a bmw suv broken down in the middle of the road while going home is crazy💀💀
whats that lambo looking bmw called at 1:26
If it is the teal one, that's an 8 series
White one is a modded E36 M3, black I think is E28 5 Series, Turquoise is E34 8 Series, Orange is an E46
You missed “more balls than a gum ball machine.” 😂
2:04 whats the name of this blue BMW? I've always found it gorgeous!
I thinks it's e39 5 series
As a BMW fan this is pretty damn accurate. Especially the grilles part lmao
Where can I download this M3 on 1:32? Or is it paid?
This is the underrated UA-cam content over here
(Can You Please Do A Honest Camaro Commercial So You Can Complete The Muscle Car Trinity?)
Coming real soon
“Mostly because we lie about our numbers! Not like VW.”
Nice reference to the diesel lawsuit against VW
"and what a glorious past we had" cut to BMW radial engines and bikes in WWII, and the T80
0:16 song ?
JET LAG - Fasion
“More balls than a gum ball machine” This is my line now.
Lol finally a bmw one. I loved it! Btw I drive a M3 so I thought this was good
Bro is it true bmws are unreliable??
@paradise oh ok. So the whines aren't really true
@paradise oh that's great. Thanks 😊
@@LilBunny6077 I own an M3, M4 and M5 and they’re all reliable.
@@davissilvestrs1996 😃 great.you're an enthusiast right?
The E60 M5 will always be met with a Adam Levine meme to me. That body is absurd. The engine as well.
Haha as a BMW Owner this is hilarious 😭
2019 i was working on BMW for 3 months,at that time i was student from little country of Kosova, BMW is amazing cars production company,
Just awesome ! Super fun and realistic to much xD ! Great work
Thanks to the algorithm for showing me these beauties. And thanks to Dytastic for making them! :)
Being a M2 owner I am presently laughing my broke ass off at this.
'being an m2 owner' or 'my broke ass' ... you can only choose one mate.
@@cykablyat8862 Both because owning one makes you broke keeping it on the road. But it's amazing fun all the same.
@@cykablyat8862 Tell me you're a young teen without telling me you're a young teen
@@MsMarciax Wait I've been considering an M2, have you had issues with yours? I thought this was a good choice out of current lineup :) I currently have an M Coupe and have had E36 M3 and E46 M3.
@@VersanGetryx It's a OG 2018 version that I've had for a year now. Don't get me wrong with it's better reliability comparing to some of the other models and especially the hot V engine varieties. Lets start with it having a new pair of rear light clusters fitted before I bought it (I found out of the previous owner not the dealer). One of them played up a little a week ago with the fast direction turn signal blinking and Bulb out warning on dash. These are the LED clusters not the bulb ones that are notorious on these to play up with a internal short. I also have a knocking/ grinding noise on the left front wheel when going up a steep incline turning the wheel slightly right. The dealers checked it and said the couldn't find a single thing wrong with any of the suspension or wheels. No parking sensors on the front bumper (which hangs low) but there are ones as well as a reversing camera on the rear. It's going in for a service/MOT tomorrow so looking forward on the result. It is a damn good fun drive to say the least though.
"We too, wish for a time machine" that one hit's home like a rocketship, especially with the new M2 ...
Another masterpiece!
This really is a "HONEST BMW Commercial"
Love it! Keep up the good work
Got a BMW ad for this video. UA-cam got humour
Would have made it even better if the whole commercial was German lol.
The new M3/M4 has completely grown on me now
Dang Germans are built different
Yes, they're inconvenient and excentric. Oh wait, i have heard this one before...
Props to you for finding and being willing to install all of the mods, I know you dove headfirst into some sketchy Russian sites.
What impresses me the most is how did you get so much real car mods for BeamNG without your PC having more viruses than that one lab in China
This brought tears in my eyes and butterflies into my stomach
“And what a glorious f***ing past we had”
Yep that’s describes BMW perfectly, and the same can be applied to many other companies too lmaoo
So real to the point of being copyright claimed by BMW themselves.
Translate for Russians:
Они говорят. Немцы обожают сверх-инженерию, сверх-достижения и сверх-цены. Чтож, совершенно верно. МЫ обожаем это! МЫ можем побить любую машину из нашего класса. В основном, потому что, мы скрываем свои действительные цифры. Не так как VW(Фольксвагены). Люди ненавидят наши сверх-большие решётки радиатора. Но они специально были разработаны для сверх-охлаждаемости двигателя, но в последствии мы отказались от них, ведь они охлаждали его сверх-наших-ожиданий. Мы приняли несколько сомнительных решений. Как на нашем суперкаре. Он был медленнее, чем большая часть нашей серии. Да! Даже чем Х5... Мы так же подсобили Тойоте, сделать лучше их Z4! И мы убрали щупы. Не понимаю зачем. Даже несмотря на то, что мы делаем прекрасные автомобили сейчас. Некоторые из наших водителей любят жить прошлым. И какое же славно-аху$нное прошлое у нас было... Это было поколение, которое перестало пользоваться поворотниками. Их не заботила надёжность. Ты был либо механиком, либо имел хорошего друга. Они не попадали в аварии, потому что было сложно справляться с машиной. Они, лишь просто, имели больше яиц, чем автомат с жвачками. Каждое поколение становилось: БОЛЬШЕ! ЛУЧШЕ! И ГРОМЧЕ! Мы не смогли захватить Британию во Вторую Мировую. Но мы всё ещё имеем их машины ;) БМВ. Мы тоже мечтаем о машине времени ;) Водительские перчатки не включены.
mercedes benz commercial next? lol
This was awesome. I only wish you would have included the 2002 or the 3.0 CSL somewhere...but other than that it was hilarious.
Did not see a single application of the indicator by any of the BMWs,
consistent with reality 10/11