How To Completely Derail A Scammer's Script
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- I called up some scammers who I thought were still pulling a CRA tax scam, but they had mysteriously morphed their script... Well, that wasn't going to stop me from attempting to completely derail their script and waste their time to the point of utter frustration. Enjoy.
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Scammers: “You may not hang up the call.”
Hoax: Oh you don’t have to worry about that
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"They usually hang up on me and I have to keep calling back."
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I don't think the scammers are allowed to hang up, which is why he was trying to get Hoax to hang up.
Hahahaha right...!
Have you ever tried asking the "CRA" to be served in French?
As you may know, the Canadian government is obligated to serve you in your choice of our two official languages. I would love to see the clueless reaction of the scammer who studied so hard just to get their English to the bare minimum level to pretend to be employed by the government, only to be answered in French. Unfortunately, I have a feeling it would be a very short call. Though you could always call back and flood their lines with French.
Yeah the call would probably be very short. Speaking French myself, I tried that multiple times and they just hang up instantly.
@@simonbelliveau8394 So in the most broken of broken English tell them CRA must eb able to serve anyone in French so they need to speak French because you barely follow.
Was visiting my family in Canada and they got the call. Started in French but was told that the "French Speaking guy is not working today"!!! So I spoke in English with a joual accent! Told him my name is Guy Lafleur and i live at 10 rue Ostie Tabarnak de Calisse, in Abitibi Temiscamingue. Totally fucked with his puny brain, I reckon he is still in therapy!!!
"bonjour, CRA, ça va?"
for fuck's sake, we know, WE KNOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE SMART
When the world needed him most he returned
Duckduckgo intensifies
I second this...We need him now more than ever...👍🏾
@Life is a Joke. We are the punchline
Or is that..... is that in my location? 🤔
“I’m not gonna be hanging up the line unless the zip files get sent out automatically as some sort of dead switch.”
Finally you are back 😁👏👏👏
His phone sounds like it was made by Mattel in 1971 for a Barbie collection. 😂
David Miller. Sounds like a scammer name. Have you not been around long enough to know that all bets are off when it comes to ridiculing scammers? I'm sure he's stolen enough money by now to get himself a new phone.
@David Miller No sympathy for scammers here. I don't care how poor they are, that is no excuse for stealing from average, everyday people who are struggling to survive themselves. Let them go after the greedy politicians from their own governments. That is who is really oppressing them.
"N-e-w-f-o-un-d-l-a-n-d"
"Ndusould?"
"Yeah, L-a-n-d."
Newsolid! 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, land, next to water please
Makes a lotta sense
So its newsolid right?
had me in tears fr
I DIE when he talks over them... that's what makes Hoax Hotel, Hoax Hotel 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've worked with people to do this on a regular basis and it's infuriating, I'm glad he's using this super power for good.
true dat!
I put on my -robe- quill and -wizard- -hat- parchment
Now that's an old school internet reference!
Feed the Zorch!
I hope you feel important, with that 5 way conference call!
You should ask them to introduce the other agents and badge numbers from the conference line(s)
I spread apart that battleship you call an ass.
When people ask me who I look up to the most, I can't think of anyone else than Timothy Newsolid
Ndusouldfoundsolidland ✔
Timothy Newfoundland From Nova Scotia lol
The only hotel worth staying at during these difficult times!
I can offer some nice eggs in the lobby in these trying times
Don't forget a mask, hand sanitizer and a bottle of water.
With enough boisenberry juice to last your stay.
"Newsolid right?"
"Yes"
Still wondering how he arrived at that
I caught that too and choked laughing.
@@TheHoaxHotel I don't think he has a solid answer.
@@ronmower u better be cringging
Don't mess with these guys... You'll end up in KASTITY
Rip
@@TheHoaxHotel addicted to your channel! Thanks!⭐⭐⭐⭐
Do you mean as in behind da bahs?
When I was calling scammers I had one of these on the phone. I gave him a fake name and fake SSI and he gave me the EXACT same script. Even down to the car being in Texas. I told them I owned a car dealership and I had a lot of money. I had them on the phone for a good hour. I got to the point where they wanted me to take pictures of my ID and I just hung up. I felt good that I wasted over an hour of that asshole's time.
Those Corollas are everywhere down there these days
I only get scam emails, feels bad
@@TheHoaxHotel your videos are addictive!! Thanks!!👏👏👏👏👏
There is more Toyota Corolla on the south border of Texas than the parking lot of the local highschool
Should have taken a picture of your middle finger and sent it to them. Lol
Hoax Hotel is one of the masters of this game. His verbal stoicism and ridiculous wordplay leaves scammers crying in the corner.
HOW TRUE
Bro love seeing you back at it we missed you killer.
Hopefully to derail a scam or two
You should have asked him where the other 78 pounds of coke went.
Then tell him that if your supplier finds out he took it that he can be expecting a visit.
Haha that would have been priceless!!!😆😆😆😆
Kitboga had a call like this and pleaded guilty. The scammer just kept reading the script.
I saw that live. I was surprised to see this pop up today lol
The really sad part is they didn't change up the script one bit. 22 pounds of smack in a Toyota Corolla, every time.
lol
Scammer even said at some point "I don't think you did it." Then why threaten to send the cops to the house?
I saw that too. They should try culinary school. They can follow a recipe as they follow their script.
I don't know why "new solid" got me so bad 😂😂😂😂😂
Heyo! Yea love how he somehow arrived at that last name..
@@TheHoaxHotel I thought for sure you were gonna go with Horton as the last name but Newfoundland was top notch!!
New Solid is a Canadian province!
Kojima
"Must have been my rental car while I was down there doing the trafficking."
"DoNt cUt mE oFf"
Damn Corollas
LOL
God bless hoax for making the humblest of returns to our location 🙏🏼
From Nova Scotia, Texas
Department of the Syskeys
And what a fine department it is
He said Siskouys! Lol
ah man I hate when I'm randomly in texas and someone from india has found out my car was in police custody. be careful out there man.
"22lbs? Those are rookie numbers ... I only deal with 1000lbs or more, wasn't me" (talking about candy)
Mmm bulk social security numbers
‘Don’t cut me off please’..... proceeds to cut him off 😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lmao he just said that right as I seen your comment lmao
M&M: Please do not cut me off when I'm talking.
HH: continues interrupting
**Claims to be from a Canadian revenue agency**
**Asks for a **_zip_** code**
@Karen Patterson lol
And a social security number instead of a social insurance number.
he never claimed to be from the canadian revenue agency lol
@@MrLTiger And Hoax never claimed to be an American. In fact, the opposite!
Dumbo.
This is what happens when you let actors improvise.
Bad actors.
Dude I can't deal with this. ARE YOU GONNA GET A ZIP FILE 😆
Still waiting on the dead switch...
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@@newyorkyankees81 Did you get tired of seeing emojis and had a mental breakdown by spamming emojis?
why cant they admit they are Indian? they have the accent so there is no point in trying to pass of as american. There are PLENTY of real call centers that have Indian workers.
They actually think they sound American..
Karen Patterson nah it’s normal, they don’t hear the accents like we do. It’s the same everywhere lol. They just think they sound normal so they can pass with American names. Atleast that’s my theory on it.
@@strangeone9456 exactly. They live in India, so an Indian accent just sounds normal to them. They have no idea they have an accent
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I live in Canada and everyone tells me I have an accent but in my head I speak perfect English .
@@strangeone9456 Not everywhere though. I'm from Germany and obviously learned English at school, but I still hear my accent or that I'm definitely not sounding American. Also, they make so many grammar mistakes. If they really think they sound native, they're just narcisstic or sth
HH uploading was EXACTLY what I needed when I got home from work. Today is a good day
Blessings in your location
I just got off work, too. Then I see this 💫
Ahhh I've missed this. His frustration and irritation is like a perfectly paired fine wine and a steak. Perfection. Welcome back Hoax. Well done.
Look at this, a fresh new video being delivered straight into my timeline
Complete with newsolids
YES!! LOVE YOUR VIDEOS BRO. I HOPE THERE IS MORE COMING. I WOULD LOVE TO PAY IN DEMURGE. Thanks for the video bro. Always love to see them.
Slingshot the payment to Nova Scotia, Texas
All is well with the world again. Hoax Hotel has blessed us with 15 minutes of hilarious.
I absolutely love how the hoax hotel will just ramble on with the perfect tone of voice and demeanor completely unfazed by somebody about ready to blow their top on the other line. The hoax hotel is definitely a gifted individual!
I lost it when the scammer read back "Newsolid", didn't even match what he himself spelled a second before 🤣
PS: I *LOVE* when you bust their balls while they're trying so hard to read their shitty script. More videos like this, please! 😂
We should all call in using that exact name:
Timothy Newfoundland
How you doin?🙂
Newsolid* LOL
My favorite was Clint Runround.
Wow.. not only blood was found but cocaine too! 😱 Shocking!!!! But "don't waste my time! You think this is funny?".. yep! 😅💦
That 989 studios reference is a deep cut. Thanks for the chuckle.
Ahh yes. We could all use each and every some sort of cocaine in our social insurance numbers
Just gotta look within the number
Social Insurance is a helluva
drug...
Exactly how many Toyota Corollas are there on the south border of Texas?! 🤔🤔🤔
The wall is made of them😅
I’m Mr. Newfoundland.
Mr. New solid right?
Ahan. 🤣
And what’s the zip Co number?
Lemme grab my quill and parchment🤣🤣
Gotta write it down.....
I watched other scam Buster's you're the best I still watch the ones from years ago and still laugh. You have me laughing at 3 in the morning
"Do you think this is a Joe?"
"Of course not, this is Marcus. That's your name, right? Marcus? Had a friend named Marcus in high school. I wonder what he's up to. He's not on Facebook. Apparently. Unless maybe he changed his name."
My god, hes finally done another vid.
Nothing worse than being taken into 'custar-ddddy'
Sooo messy. 😱
I was just checking this channel yesterday like “dang it’s been 3 months since the last upload 😞”. Crazy how UA-cam has this super creative channel blocked from searches smh.
Me too.
Probably some bullshit because he targets alot of people of color . Ya know how YT with that bs.
hows youtube blocking him? just found his channel from recommendeds btw
CD hugo type in “hoax hotel” in UA-cam and see if the channel comes up.
CD hugo Algorithm probably is still gonna work to some degree but if you tried to type it in UA-cam to search a channel name it doesn’t get finished/suggested.
Hello. This is Mr. Rolands Ledros this is Mr. Rolands Ledros from the flipping department!
Wonder what he's up to
@@TheHoaxHotel Probably working for John Francis Kelly, JFK!
i was just watching your previoys videos as usual and randomly clicked your channel and saw an update, SO GLAD YOU HAVE A NEW VIDEO
Right into various locations
The funny thing is, I used to work in a retail store that sold computer tech, and we had customers like Hoax Hotel on the phone with us multiple times a day, every day that I was employed there. Mr. Hoax perfectly imitates these people who we always had to talk to. Yes. There are REAL people who are like this and I had to talk to them every day... for years.... and sometimes... I would even have to deal with them when they came into the store.
initiate blatherings..
Yay!! I was thrilled to see the notification for your vid, it's been too long. Don't forget to wire him a LIKE people.
Right to Nova Scotia
Omg that "sigh" at 12:23 was absolutely priceless!!! That was the moment you knew he was a broken man 😂😆
I’ve been rewatching all your videos over the past couple days and when I came across this gem, I thought maybe I just forgot to like this video, but no. I see the time it was posted! Awesome! Love all your videos 🙌🏼👍🏼
Right into the location
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The one dislike is Marcus.
It's up to 8 now, so it's "Marcus" and the rest of his scamming crew.
Sounds like Mr Josh has got a contender for most "Listen to me"s in one call!
United in their love for listen to me's
That's a high bar
Haha omg. I thought of you just 30 mins ago. Wondering when will miss murphys grumpy show up again. Listen in now I shall!
"Listen to me, sir"
*proceeds to deliver no information of substance*
This is a work of art sir. Your ability to keep them just interested enough is impressive.
never clicked a notification faster
Guy can't seem to make up his mind as to whether he wants to be Apu from the Simpsons or Sheriff Justice from Smokey and the Bandit!
Awesome to finally hear each and everything from our Senior Manager once again.
Don't mess with the Department of the Siskiyous, they have a lot of branches!
Hoax did you get the money from the DEA yet in your location?
I think it's arriving as a cashier's check
"2020 sucks"
*HH uploads a new video*
"Maybe it's not so bad"
I love how you keep correcting him with the Canadian versions of what he's talking about.
we missed ya!
5:04 The Department Of The Syskeys? That’s a new one!
only 10 years for 22lbs of coke is a pretty solid deal🤣🤣🤣
The department of siskiyous demands you to hang up the phone.
How are they ever gonna complete that new pass project?
Oh sweet I’ve been waiting for another video from you, never clicked so fast :D
This is what we all should be doing. I've had them block me from calling back. Some of the calls, we end up cussing each other's mom.
I’d hate to be a scammer talking to the hoax Hotel
I wonder what ever became of Josh Brown.
Probs had a breakdown..🤣😂Hoax was pretty hard on him🤣😂🤣
Shut up and listen to me!
Was just thinking the same thing, maybe he will make a comeback
He doesn't have to make calls anymore, he's the one at the top giving orders now. Also, shut the fuck up.
Every time a scammer lets out a sigh of deep frustration, an angel gets its wings. You’re doing God’s work, buddy. Feels like I’ve been waiting ages since the last vid.
Thank the lord. I've been eagerly awaiting a new Hoax Hotelington's!!!
So Newsolid right? Uh Yes.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Timothy Newsolid back at it again
Hot! Diggity damn! Thank you, m'am...er.m.sir!! I've waited for many moments for an upload in my location!💚
They will arrive without any any delay
Hoax Hotel still the number one scambaiter ....long may the doors to this fine hotel be open .
Oh how I missed you so, I thought covid got you.
In a way it did, through email...
@@TheHoaxHotel
Downloading Duckduckgo now, sir.
Please call FBI field agent Mr. Josh. We all miss him dearly.
I like how all these scammers pronounce Account as A-cow-nt.
Did he say "the department of the syskeys?"
We've missed you, ben chod!
Just what I needed in the morning to pair my flapjacks with (4.5 hrs)
Absolutely delicious
There is nothing better than talking over them and interrupting non stop. Great job !
He’s back!!!!
It's always a good day when I get to hear HH make some scammer lose his his mind. 💯
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Is "inside the custody" sort of torture treatment compared to "into custody"?
Wait thought this was Canada ? LOL Texas they used a Canada place for me LOL So easy to throw them off .Great calls LOL
Guess my Nova Scotia "zip" code and other obvious hints weren't too important to him..
@@TheHoaxHotel LOLOL obviously 😂😂😂
Need to break out the Boones Farm before I watch.
Indeed
The Boone's is flowin, today! Straight into our locations
Am I the only one who gets worried when HH goes a while without uploading that some scammer has actually followed through on their threats to track him down and hurt him?
The email covid got me
Sup?
Am i the only one that every time the scammer talked my ears would start ringing.. Think a lil blood and brain tears came out to
"Which government is that?
YoU dOnT hAvE tO kNoW EEEEHHHHH
The Government of the Siskiyous most likely...
@@TheHoaxHotel id have to take a pass on that one...
Keep the calls coming. By keeping them on the phone, they can't scam someone else.
"Don't call back!"
"Well, I will be calling back, that's already been established."
lol
Been a while since I watched your videos , you're still doing an awesome job
Good to have you back after so long HoaxHotel.
🙏
Great video! Thank you for wasting these idiots time! 😎👍
This is awesome. Immediately admit guilt and ask for the consequences. Drives them mad.
Sending you a like! It should be pulling up to the hotel driveway in your brand new I8. Just send the fee
Meet ya at the track