RIP comment section. People are asking for likes every where. No talent yet want attention.. What have we come to? wow. I'd be pissed if I was deji :/
idk if this is funny but here I go a Japanese girl slept wit several man and got twins with each of them and was broadcasted on news so the next day two guys were talking abt it and 1 of them ask what's her name he said sum yong ho
Because of no purpose Glutious maximous derpus I like the way that we sang Constant rhymes inside my brain Japanese candy is not freakin plain But keep on going to start a comment chain
Tommy Damn! I almost went off on you until i saw the end. i'm not ending this comment chain. I live very far from maine. but i could fly over there with a plane.
RandomBossStuff sure thing buddy, but let me tell you a joke what does virgins drink? red bull water and coke wait what the fuck? my joke is so shit and seriously, it is useless, what am i gonna get? ok damn, now i'm going to die oh well, i'll enjoy my dreams where i can fly that was the worst rap i've ever seen... *Facepalm*
I like when people try candy from other countries, it's always interesting to see what people think.
King Tyler yeah, other countries hate our food tho
King Tyler I draw all of my own pfps
Raven Goddess you have epic food we just have normal stuff in the uk
No we have epic food and they have normal food^
I watch hardcore porn with speakers on full blast and the doors and window open
Remember when the the UA-cam comment section use to be funny?
No
+Brodie Husb darude- sandstorm
darude sandstorm,hope this made ur day
No
Hard to say I can.
Don't hit show more
Since you did, have a great day! You're awesome!
You sit, are a good person, unlike those idiots who don't have anything better to do then beg for likes
Thanks! Who actually gives a shit though! Thanks!
Yay
josh stillman Its also read more.
Well since I'm in England, I have a good evening or night?
"sweet, but tasteless." Word's of a genius
it means it only tasted like sugar
so early that the vid plays in 144p
***** touch me
First to like askagansta
I make free music.
Mines in 720p
***** so early i cant even see the video
Want to hear a joke? (I swear this is not that like or bad luck bullshit)
ComedyShorts"GAMER"
LCK Booster u wot
Lol. Get it
Hahahahahaha,yo m8 good joke!!! :D
Lol
Hahhaahaha
Roses are red
Violets are red
Trees are red
Holy shit my garden is on fire
nice fail
PnA Orange Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything's black
Darkness, depression, suicide
PnA Orange fire is orange
+Ekow Turkson how is it a fail?
PnA Orange hahahaha
"I like alien jizz" - Deji 2015
AVRidley genji 2015*
+דבע מאסטר ?
5:58 The most weird heave I have ever heard.
Lol 😁 😝 am fucking dying
+Ali Amina ikr
+JLBZombie and 3:50 as well
your Japanese is great deji and your one of my top five people who I like on UA-cam
JLBZombie i
"That alien jizz actually tastes nice" Deji 2k15
Not its 2k19
@@halloyoyo1233 DUUUUUHHH, 2K25
I LIKE ALIEN JIZZ
2015*
You virgin.
@@jordanharper3490 i lile you sofas jizz yeah 😎😎😎
In this comment section you will see:
99.9% don't scroll comments
0.1% normal comments
Dont scroll
Like or oh fuck off
+lamessbuke so true man
Sweg
MrGameplay stupid weird and gay is the meaning
Where can I find this 0.1%
5:58 The sound of Deji dying in front of us.
Jeez i like your name
Thats not a hat! Its a plastic ball!
LOLOL
+CuteCracker HD paper ball
Yeah exactly
HOW WERES THE OTHER HALF 😲
Silent Gaming you have to blow into a hole to make it expand
No one
Litteraly No one:
"I like ALIEN JIZZ!!!"
stfu
🤣🤣🤣🤣 no cap
4:04
0:00 Lmao 😂
*"That Alien Jizz actually tastes nice" "I LIKE ALIEN JIZZ!"*
I really want to meet deji, I feel like he'd actually be a really cool person to hang out with.
Because he says he says he got
A DIG BICK
No DeltANT31 because he is an awesome person
RIP comment section. People are asking for likes every where. No talent yet want attention.. What have we come to? wow. I'd be pissed if I was deji :/
ikr :(
+Harry English A Leeds fan I'm not the only one
Marching onnnn together Oliver pagden
Like the comment above if you think what he said was true
+Adham Arafa Just stop.
Who is watching on August 16th exactly a year after this was made
me
me
Me
1 YEAR and 2 days after this was made
somedody probably is. But you my friend are unfortuantly 2 days late ;)
There is four counties that like deji
1. UK 🇬🇧
2. Usa 🇺🇸
3. Germany 🇩🇪
4. North Korea 🇰🇵
Pretty sure I heard that Japanese McDonalds put real shit on their burgers? Japanese people know how to live 10/10
How does one do mnecraft?
Hugo Saint spread the cheeks
well that escalated quickly
Naveed shakeel cheeky
Brad Does Minecraft was that pun intentional? xD
The way Deji translates Japanese is hilarious. 😂
Luna Nation ikr 😂😂😂
Anyone else think at 4:18 laughing. I almost dies when he said, "unicorn shit" 😂😂
2020 and still watching dejis old videos. Miss old deji
did deji almost cry over a potato chip
or crisps, rather
[IG] Brok3n_ yes he did
[IG] Brok3n_ lmfao
Not crisps its "Chris piss".
Yes lol crisps are the bomb
Brok3n_ lol lol
Remember this?
Darude-Sandstorm
Ahh 1990s...
Nah
Giroud-Badform
ValidEar x SUOMI :)))))
Darude-Dankstorm
That hat is an inflatable ball
Yeh I know
Hi
Werido
Cristobal D
Happy_Slime
I will forever come back to this video
earliest I've been on a csg video
Mylesgaminghd k lad
Kool stori breh
Lel!
Same
1:43 it's sweet but it doesn't have taste!! that makes so much sense lol hahaha
One PerfectAngel he meant flavour
Its sour but no taste i think what he wants to say
tyler1-guygamer yes but sweet isn’t sour
do you know whos awesome?
me
die or like
Like or die*
Shut up you with your fucking stupid spam comments!
Read this and you'll survive from all like or die comments and bad luck comments.
Harry Mcivor Just so you know, that's pretty much what the troll expected from his troll.
Reported :)
Deji u seriously are the most funniest dude i have ever seen like WOW ur every video makes me laugh 😂
Laughed at every moment:'D Deji, you're great bro! :D
*"this alien jizz actually taste nice. I LIKE ALIEN JIZZ"*
dejis gag reflex is just priceless 😂👌
I really miss this deji
Deji: trying Japanese candy
Me: oh no
Diabetes: here I come
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@@Jn_-mp4ce it was 3 years cmon cut em some slack
3:15
I'm alOUUUUUUUGH I'm allright xDDDD
Listen from 6:03 with your eyes closed. Deji is sure choking something..
Santana Madrid yeah
I JUST CAME BACK TO A VIDEO THAT I HAVENT SEEN SINCE RELEASED, LOVE YOU DEJI!❤️
2:11 you go from it’s extraordinary to its not bad 😂
4:04 "Yo! I like Alien jizz!" -Deji 2015
I can’t stop replaying the clapping part 😂
One of the funniest videos I've ever seen, Deji is the best youtuber in the world
Imagine if the "unicorn shit" was drugs xD
listen from 2:42 with ur eyes closed
😂 😂 am dying
+Alp Taşdelen enka okullarından mısın
That does sound weird
lol sexy!!!!
+Liam Macrae wierdo
try norwegian candy and food that is amazing :D
I'm a black Norwegian and i confirm that its good
Tobias Sildvik Friberg no norwegian food is shit
Tobias Sildvik Friberg eat finnish candies:D
***** some people dont know that everyone has there own opinions
Tobias Sildvik Friberg 5-0 tomorrow my man on the left hattrick
That clapping Intro was a piece of art
i like alien jizz - CSG/Deji 2015
5:57 ded
Xu Shu that voice crack doh😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOO
I can just imagine his dad behind the camera watching him 😂😂😂
He sure is jealous that his own son is eating good stuff from a few thousand miles to the east!
@@KaijuForceNeo wow 7 years later
I frikin love deji everything he does is so entertaining
He sure has a nice vocabulary in front of his parents xD
XD ikr
your the best youtuber Deji
FUCK YOU
+Joey R ikr he is
+NapoleonBonaparte totally "I LIKE ALEIN GEEZ"
You never fail to make me laugh Deji😉😂😄
You are so Good and cool Comedy Shorts Gamer!😄
*You're
+Joel Solheim "you're" means "you are" you know. So you can't exactly correct something that is correct.....
I'm not engrish either... chinese. But I was born here in England so I pretty much know the English language as much as everyone else lol
I don't know what I said that indicated that i was offended... idek what was offensive. If you think its offensive then... thats a problem haha
Your are so fucking dom
WE WANT VIDEOS LIKE THIS!! LOOK HOW MUCH VIEWS IT HAS!!! BECAUSE WE LOVE U DOING CHALLENGES!!! I LOVE THESE TYPE OF VIDS INSTEAD OF DRAMA!!
I live in Japan and I'm always amazed by what candy they come up with
Does anybody else want some Japanese candy after whaching this?
Yes Still Hungry Ass fuck after watching this video
What do you call a Japanese protest?
a SITUASIAN.
funny
fucxing Cringe
ok
6:13 that's a fish candy called *kabayaki*. It does taste good for me since i know what it is and brings me back the memory of my childhood
do you know who's awesome?
read the 2nd word
Well, that comment was a fail...
Beg
That isnt getting you subscribers
Gaming with Johan like i tried.
Cheers man. I appreciate your kind words :)
5:58 deji is dying from inside
Before: repeats himself.
Now: doing the same thing
Love these old vids
The first one wasnt a hat its a ball😂😂
What do you call a magic poo?
Poo-dini!
+Tomo-PS3 heavy man
You Got it from vanoss
What do you call magic poo?
You now have....
plaes hav prober spellin
okai bosz
5:58 when you step on a slimy thing in the changing rooms
my ribs was about to snap in half with laughter, funniest vid ever!!
idk if this is funny but here I go a Japanese girl slept wit several man and got twins with each of them and was broadcasted on news so the next day two guys were talking abt it and 1 of them ask what's her name he said
sum yong ho
lol
Thats not a japanese name dummy
Who's watching this 2019
I love your show 😂😂😂
The way he makes things up when he says he can read Japanese is so funny cloud poo 😂
When I was younger watching this I actually thought they candies were called the way he said it 😂
oml same man 😂😂
You mean only 5 years ago
cool yes, like I said when I was younger
5:05
2EPIC BRO'S aaaaa
LIL LXRD He transformed for 3 secs lol
Lol
Lmao
That is not a alien shit,that a jelly and you suppose to freeze it.
its supposed to be a joke
Let’s bring this video back for no reason
3:52
5:06
5:58
By the way try Pakistani candy/sweet🇵🇰🍭
Pakistan Zindabad
Thanks mate
Surprised the sweets weren't just live octopus and lobster tbh
"I like Alien jizz" - Deji 2015
3:51
AUEEEEEEEAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIGH UUUUUUUUEAAAAAAAIIIIIIGH
5:58
AUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUGH
5:58 wtf xD
Crauble7777 😂😂
Aya aeoooo that’s the noise he made
deji just beat the shit out of fousey lmfao
dam right
haha yall also here too
That face at 5:51 tho
Thanks for eating all those candies from my country! Btw, come to Yokosuka, Japan if ya can!
i so want one of those bags
THE LEGEND27
really?
Never give him a knife
I MISS OLD CSG VIDEOS!
Lets go old school
Like in 10 seconds or die tonight
like
It legit tastes like "deji"mite
bruh
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why am I
Telling this to you
Because of no purpose
Glutious maximous derpus
I like the way that we sang
Constant rhymes inside my brain
Japanese candy is not freakin plain
But keep on going to start a comment chain
Tommy Damn! I almost went off on you until i saw the end. i'm not ending this comment chain. I live very far from maine. but i could fly over there with a plane.
RandomBossStuff sure thing buddy, but let me tell you a joke
what does virgins drink? red bull water and coke
wait what the fuck? my joke is so shit
and seriously, it is useless, what am i gonna get?
ok damn, now i'm going to die
oh well, i'll enjoy my dreams where i can fly
that was the worst rap i've ever seen... *Facepalm*
:D
+vicki taylor violets are violet not blue that's why there called violets
This was the very first comedyshortsgamer video i watched
Don't scroll down
You thought I was one of these pricks yeah?
Ha
Yes
You still are
Yet you are
BrickerDude Gaming You still are when you try and lure people to press see more
You scream a lot
Quinx well that's deji for you my friend
Maryam Mahir genji*
Devil Monkey123 WHT?!
TTD GHOST deji genji
yes because little kids love it
Why is every comment a don't look down-bad luck comment. Wtf. Just to troll, I like then unlike
Yeah it's really annoying
Like this or have 7 years of bad luck
IKR it just never stops..
Like this or you get an everlasting periods 💀
If u supported man city today like
No likes.. All of those glory hunters are probably Chelsea fans now
+ethan2guns fuck off
Mourinho is a tempered fuck , he threw the losers medal to the crowd at the arsenal game, #1 manager
+MultiMikefun Who the fuck is Manchester
Who the fuck is Manchester
Who the fuck is Manchester City
No one will ever know
Deji wasnt supposed to bite the cola its a Candy sucker and when sucked (PAUSE) it taste like Coca cola
You said pause you watch dashie yess
dashieee!!!!!!!!
+Gonzalo Rosas lol dashie fan? XD
why not like pepsi?
Count how often he said "Japanes"
*Japanese* 🤦♂️
i love when your happy
Why you acting like someone sent you this ? I seen it on amazon
+Tobias Puukko send*
It's called ordering on Amazon and put in his address dumbass
it was send from amazon buy was first at japan then send to his address u dumb ass