Living my force choke fantasies in VR

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  • @lionheadable
    @lionheadable 4 роки тому +6186

    Padme: Literally talks
    Anakin: *so you have chosen death*

    • @stug9488
      @stug9488 4 роки тому +85

      SO LOVE IS BLIND?

    • @Lucky-xv8jy
      @Lucky-xv8jy 4 роки тому +78

      @@stug9488 So you're saying that love has blinded you

    • @janfrerich1690
      @janfrerich1690 4 роки тому +9

      Another happy fliting

    • @da_gaming_guru
      @da_gaming_guru 4 роки тому +31

      She be like: Choke me harder, daddy

    • @janfrerich1690
      @janfrerich1690 4 роки тому +14

      @@da_gaming_guru Vader imortal but its dirty

  • @imbrifabian1529
    @imbrifabian1529 4 роки тому +3166

    This guy is literally choking himself to increase immersion. +10 respect

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 4 роки тому +115

      We shouldnt have to do that , the vr set should choke us , we paid a good deal of money on that shit i demand we get choked

    • @kellycolvin7541
      @kellycolvin7541 4 роки тому +23

      BATMAN I demand to have immersion also what if a kid plays it then be would be a petafile

    • @jacktheflash8478
      @jacktheflash8478 4 роки тому +1

      Kelly Colvin how?

    • @JJAM4815
      @JJAM4815 4 роки тому +4

      A lot of people do it it’s just better when zanny does it

    • @byzzledyzzle2342
      @byzzledyzzle2342 4 роки тому +6

      BATMAN choke me, VR-Daddy

  • @latch9781
    @latch9781 4 роки тому +3845

    "Like the video or get drafted to the clanker army"
    Don't threaten me with a good time

  • @Smartinieplays
    @Smartinieplays 4 роки тому +2207

    I love how zanny does the obi wan stance when he encouters a boss

  • @grif419
    @grif419 4 роки тому +1608

    “Oh they fly now? They fly now”
    - Sun Tzu

  • @evanshade19
    @evanshade19 4 роки тому +836

    Zanny: doesn't pay any attention to the story.
    Also Zanny: "This story sucks!"

    • @matchsbadmemes8685
      @matchsbadmemes8685 4 роки тому +90

      as a person who paid attention to the story, the story did indeed suck

    • @jacktheflash8478
      @jacktheflash8478 4 роки тому +11

      Match's bad memes not really

    • @jg1692
      @jg1692 4 роки тому +15

      Match's bad memes it was okay. It makes this and Tros a little better for me

    • @hoodiejish2346
      @hoodiejish2346 4 роки тому +3

      Ya but it did suck

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 4 роки тому +1

      baconated it didn’t

  • @gspl_tv9230
    @gspl_tv9230 4 роки тому +2838

    Zanny: Imma fight him upside down
    Me: Ah yess, the lost technique

    • @thatchernotsomain3091
      @thatchernotsomain3091 4 роки тому +96

      If you fight upside down you have the highground from a certain point of view

    • @Cookielord1231
      @Cookielord1231 4 роки тому +49

      lightsaber form 69

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 роки тому +19

      @@thatchernotsomain3091
      But from your point of view your opponent has the high ground

    • @byzantine2516
      @byzantine2516 4 роки тому +25

      Vader was so confused he got defeated

    • @johnwhite1534
      @johnwhite1534 4 роки тому +17

      @@insertmemorableusernameher6795 it's like dividing by 0 nobody wins and reality collapses

  • @AquaStrategist
    @AquaStrategist 4 роки тому +166

    "Hey, this brings me back too! That creepy old guy trying to grab me at the park" -Zanny 2020

  • @ediblebark7788
    @ediblebark7788 4 роки тому +1120

    “Guess where this fingers going” I’m dead

  • @LucaGel23
    @LucaGel23 4 роки тому +757

    If annakin was an emo he’d be like
    “You were always nice to me, don’t show up at the Jedi temple tomorrow”

    • @ajh3461
      @ajh3461 3 роки тому +25

      @Harry SCOULLER Grogu was 22 at the time, so Anakin spared him because he wasn't legally a youngling.

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy Рік тому +4

      that's basically what he said to obi wan before he left to kill greivous

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 4 роки тому +1742

    “Finally, I have an audience!”
    >Shoves lightsaber into mouth<
    For a second, I thought that joke was way darker than it turned out to be.

  • @willg9840
    @willg9840 4 роки тому +52

    When BB-9E gets released in Battlefront 2:
    Zanny: *I aaaaaaaaam, Darth Ballll.*

  • @keelanmorningstar7800
    @keelanmorningstar7800 4 роки тому +681

    “Tell him I killed the Rancor he’ll be so proud of me!”
    Should we... should we tell him?

  • @pobz3832
    @pobz3832 4 роки тому +61

    4:56
    "I know something you dont"
    "And what's that?"
    "I'm not left handed"

    • @dvader1342
      @dvader1342 4 роки тому +5

      There’s something I ought to tell you... I’m not left handed either

    • @lil_drummaboi_429
      @lil_drummaboi_429 3 роки тому +1

      HELLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!

    • @andrewjessop6054
      @andrewjessop6054 3 роки тому +1

      @@lil_drummaboi_429 ok

    • @bobbicamarata793
      @bobbicamarata793 3 роки тому

      I get thie reference only because I watch the movie.

  • @banjo5224
    @banjo5224 4 роки тому +337

    Zanny: picks up blaster
    Me: so uncivilised

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 4 роки тому +5

      “Well guess what......times have changed”

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 2 роки тому

      Lightsabers are so impractical when you can throw things around with your mind.

  • @jafaral-z1090
    @jafaral-z1090 4 роки тому +204

    Every time someone says “they fly now” i die on the inside a little

  • @pablorian729
    @pablorian729 4 роки тому +249

    "forth eorclankers!!"
    -Zanny at the Clanker charge on the mustafar fields

    • @s1lveracoustic
      @s1lveracoustic 4 роки тому +1

      woah woah, don't use a hard r dude.

    • @pablorian729
      @pablorian729 4 роки тому +1

      @@s1lveracoustic Clanka' charge

  • @drakarna8271
    @drakarna8271 4 роки тому +320

    "This team based game"
    Zanny has clearly not played World of Tanks that much.

    • @isneezed4687
      @isneezed4687 4 роки тому +3

      Tru

    • @ZAH33D
      @ZAH33D 4 роки тому +7

      I haven't either but lemme guess.
      *friendly fire kills?*

    • @mister_jayHD
      @mister_jayHD 4 роки тому +6

      Not anymore but still friendly fire stunn + idiot teammates all the time

  • @vitagummiez
    @vitagummiez 4 роки тому +547

    “Cool lightsaber AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    • @harryrobinson6694
      @harryrobinson6694 4 роки тому +1

      Drewettski88 yes that’s what happened

    • @plain4059
      @plain4059 4 роки тому +3

      @@harryrobinson6694 really

    • @coleslaw4736
      @coleslaw4736 4 роки тому +9

      pretty sure anybody with a lego star wars figure as their profile pic is a registered sex offender but ok

    • @gabrielcosta2986
      @gabrielcosta2986 4 роки тому +2

      Swift Aura that doesn’t make any sense

    • @bonaventureokafor2637
      @bonaventureokafor2637 4 роки тому +1

      @Drewettski88 ikr

  • @gooseassistance5607
    @gooseassistance5607 4 роки тому +55

    Stormtrooper at Academy: *shoots target*
    Instructor: We don't do that here

  • @endz_3761
    @endz_3761 4 роки тому +724

    Anakin: *Choke Padme*
    Padme: Harder daddy.
    Anakin: What?
    Padme: What?

  • @gabrielrangel4869
    @gabrielrangel4869 3 роки тому +22

    10:10 Zanny: is hit by a light saber and feels pain
    Kylo at the end of TFA: 'tis but a scratch

  • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
    @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 роки тому +272

    "This dude says Clanker with a hard R"

    • @dannysankyu
      @dannysankyu 4 роки тому +2

      Harrison Lichtenberg what a racist alie- um...

    • @edwardzero9275
      @edwardzero9275 4 роки тому +5

      Lameweeb Clankers are humans too

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 4 роки тому

      @@edwardzero9275 Aliens civil right protest, rise UP my broddas

    • @Jefrejtor
      @Jefrejtor 7 місяців тому

      And Zanny says "Clanka" like he's one of them

  • @jadenfairbanks7794
    @jadenfairbanks7794 4 роки тому +124

    * sees Darth Vader’s lightsaber* oh hey what’s this * imedietly try’s to hold the red light*

  • @junaidkhan08
    @junaidkhan08 4 роки тому +1125

    *Anakin Choked Padme Twice*
    *Change my Mind*

    • @dreamkillerwarxd2709
      @dreamkillerwarxd2709 4 роки тому +47

      HeeHee I don't think I will 😏 cause we all know what kind of choking Annie was doing to padme that's why he became a sith because the counsel found out an said that it wasn't the Jedi way

    • @stanisawl2902
      @stanisawl2902 4 роки тому +37

      @@dreamkillerwarxd2709 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

    • @jacolitethepumpkin765
      @jacolitethepumpkin765 4 роки тому +9

      Why would I try to convince you of a lie?

    • @bigsmoke9669
      @bigsmoke9669 4 роки тому +19

      @@dreamkillerwarxd2709 bro you have XD in ur name you probably don't even know what fucking is

    • @brook308
      @brook308 4 роки тому +12

      I did

  • @MrOscaregc
    @MrOscaregc 4 роки тому +51

    I wish there was a scene of Obi wan in this game so that Zanny can make it weird

  • @harrisonward3464
    @harrisonward3464 4 роки тому +164

    *Zanny uploads a video with choking in the title*
    Purge troopers from Fallen Order: “Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”

  • @esthermontalvo3467
    @esthermontalvo3467 4 роки тому +17

    0:15 Zany: oh I thought he wanted to hold my hand cool lightsabe- AHHHHHHHHH!

  • @Sweetace2211
    @Sweetace2211 4 роки тому +33

    7:57
    Nice to have a first person view of blocking in Battlefront 2

  • @ZeldamateurLP
    @ZeldamateurLP 4 роки тому +15

    5:12 Zanny: "My lord, i come before you, hardened..."
    Me: "Daufq?"
    Zanny: "By a thousand battles."
    Me: "I'm gonna let it slide, just this once."

  • @ausername5410
    @ausername5410 4 роки тому +39

    I half expected him to start singing Fireflies when he said "I do not believe my eyes"

  • @aiviloo00
    @aiviloo00 3 роки тому +11

    Imagine being Darth Vader, about to go into a battle, and your enemy just starts doing push ups and scratching their thigh right before proceeding to fight.

  • @thedarksidegr9148
    @thedarksidegr9148 4 роки тому +67

    0:25 You should ask Vader to teach you about the high ground

    • @swanky464
      @swanky464 4 роки тому +2

      TheDarkSideGR Vader hadn’t learnt the high ground until he yeeted sidious

    • @thedarksidegr9148
      @thedarksidegr9148 4 роки тому

      @@swanky464 he must have learned something,he must have had some experience from his past😉

  • @pomjoep
    @pomjoep 4 роки тому +13

    Light: turns on
    Padme: “so love ha-“

  • @rickyn8949
    @rickyn8949 4 роки тому +17

    You can hear the terror in his voice as he falls through the floor 😂😂

  • @BaboongaBunch
    @BaboongaBunch 4 роки тому +19

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Absolutely and positively no one:
    Zanny: Allow me to sing for you my clankas.

  • @orphandenier4786
    @orphandenier4786 4 роки тому +321

    i’ve been looking forward to this

    • @skeeyee5477
      @skeeyee5477 4 роки тому +12

      His powers have doubled since the last video, count!.

    • @garrito1016
      @garrito1016 4 роки тому +9

      SkeeYee good, twice the pride, double the fall

    • @CrayZ-Cutt
      @CrayZ-Cutt 4 роки тому +6

      This time we will do it together

    • @grif419
      @grif419 4 роки тому +2

      I was going to say that.

    • @treyh3924
      @treyh3924 4 роки тому +4

      i sense great fear in you skywalker. but you do no use it

  • @jaidenhwang9579
    @jaidenhwang9579 4 роки тому +19

    Zanny:that’s a high note oh god
    Darth Vader: force chokes u
    Zanny in real life : choking himself he passes out

  • @bobbysmitt3400
    @bobbysmitt3400 4 роки тому +50

    “I’m gonna pass out if I keep choking myself”

  • @sansgolem168
    @sansgolem168 4 роки тому +94

    Anakin: *force chokes Padme*
    Padme: harder daddy
    Anakin: wtf?

    • @magimariJY
      @magimariJY 3 роки тому +3

      Well… you herd the lady, boss… *harder*

  • @Kenan2300
    @Kenan2300 4 роки тому +348

    I’m the only one who likes his singing voice ?😂

    • @Niko_Suavey
      @Niko_Suavey 4 роки тому +23

      He has a pretty nice singing voice tbh

    • @smoothily9755
      @smoothily9755 4 роки тому +8

      No you are not the only one, he is the one I see as a true contender

    • @keivkamijo
      @keivkamijo 4 роки тому +12

      At this rate, he should participate in The Voice or just straight having a collab with Miley Cyrus

    • @pmac_attack_7199
      @pmac_attack_7199 4 роки тому +2

      Why the fuck are you asking a question it doesn't make sense

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 4 роки тому

      pmac_attack_719 what?

  • @Obnax
    @Obnax 4 роки тому +7

    Zanny:*play VR star wars game
    Me:*silent fish noises

  • @dimaborger
    @dimaborger 4 роки тому +247

    Me: *playing world of tanks *
    Zanny: This video is sponsored by world of tanks.
    Me: Da fUq?

    • @pudanielson1
      @pudanielson1 4 роки тому

      Tomasplayz 21 is artillery still cancer?

    • @dimaborger
      @dimaborger 4 роки тому

      @@pudanielson1 Yes, especially lefh and m44.

    • @bondedmetal2000
      @bondedmetal2000 4 роки тому

      *Distorted po face*

    • @dannysankyu
      @dannysankyu 4 роки тому +1

      you were playing it while watching the video? impressive multitasking. it took all my brain cells to watch this video alone.

    • @dimaborger
      @dimaborger 4 роки тому +3

      @@dannysankyu I watch UA-cam videos as background noise, cuz I don't want to listen my sister watching Ryan's toys review.

  • @Wisebradley7
    @Wisebradley7 3 роки тому +6

    “Yes, I am the half blood sith” LOL

  • @justameavemain2587
    @justameavemain2587 4 роки тому +96

    Zan: *Sings*
    Me: "You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Vocaloid."
    - The hungarian who played Project DIVA X on that momment

  • @tylernordlinger3207
    @tylernordlinger3207 4 роки тому +94

    nobody:
    Zanny: im glad no one can see this im laying spread eagle
    nobody:
    Zanny: im glad no one can see this im choking myself

  • @zachtaylor9724
    @zachtaylor9724 Рік тому +3

    Love how Zanny actually has a wicked singing voice. Get it Zan.
    Next up, on Immortal Idol!

  • @yea6101
    @yea6101 4 роки тому +32

    It took me a moment to realize Zannys force chocking fantasy’s are for HIM to be chocking

  • @someluckyboy76
    @someluckyboy76 4 роки тому +7

    Zanny is taking his first steps to becoming a singer, im gonna shed a tear.

  • @otterex
    @otterex 4 роки тому +9

    10:15 He fell down, giving Vader the high ground

  • @limelaminum2935
    @limelaminum2935 4 роки тому +10

    2:25 i... I can't believe it he.. he said that, he gave in to the dark side

  • @theparrishshow9803
    @theparrishshow9803 2 роки тому +2

    2:54
    This is the best introduction to a sponsorship I’ve ever seen

  • @simonkarki1602
    @simonkarki1602 4 роки тому +44

    *has exam tommorow
    *its 11:45 pm
    *has’nt studied a bit
    *still proceeds to watch video because he knows what is a good video and what is not
    Love your vids btw, never stop uploading

  • @topphatt1312
    @topphatt1312 3 роки тому +2

    Seeing people falling in VR (like the actual character falling) is extremely entertaining to me because I just don’t motion sickness

  • @tychopfhor9665
    @tychopfhor9665 4 роки тому +3

    8:52 when zanny realized what he did. lmao "it was an accident. nothing to see her, move along. oh gawd what have i done?"

  • @amon6560
    @amon6560 2 роки тому +2

    Zanny:"I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE STORY'S ABOUT!"
    Me:"Than listen to the goddamn cut scenes!"

  • @cameronclark4480
    @cameronclark4480 4 роки тому +6

    "So love has blind...."
    Repeats to mash force choke button *

  • @imgoose_juice6270
    @imgoose_juice6270 4 роки тому +1

    The singing part brought tears to my eyes, I have never seen so much beauty in one simple video.

  • @bobcatman0121
    @bobcatman0121 4 роки тому +4

    "I'm going to pass out I keep chocking myself" 🤣🤣🤣 this guy is jokes

  • @lazyfoxhound9344
    @lazyfoxhound9344 3 роки тому +4

    Zanny: " I was chocking my self"
    Zanny's Gf : Am I a joke to you?

  • @theodorosmitrou4663
    @theodorosmitrou4663 4 роки тому +27

    2:55 Me when I have to change subjects "smoothly" in an essay

  • @fawnodin1239
    @fawnodin1239 4 роки тому +1

    Zanny: gets sponsored
    Alzó Zanny: the negotiations were short

  • @joshuabalzarni7747
    @joshuabalzarni7747 4 роки тому +6

    5:35 ah Obi-wan's stance I see you are a man of culture.

  • @spookilydookily
    @spookilydookily Рік тому +2

    Vader: *brutally murdering Zanny*
    Me: *laughing hysterically*

  • @coolian9937
    @coolian9937 4 роки тому +42

    “They model the tanks by their real life counterparts “
    “There’s over 550 of them”
    Me: *Chuckles I’m in danger*

  • @mikelombard21
    @mikelombard21 4 роки тому +1

    Zanny, you singing in front of the clanka army was better than many voice auditions. Your cool runs to high notes was cool.

  • @SirTopie
    @SirTopie 4 роки тому +6

    " Mo arms, mo problems " ~ Sun Tzu 2k20

  • @flamingfury1785
    @flamingfury1785 2 роки тому +1

    "i am.. the half-blood sith" im crying

  • @doodoofart3391
    @doodoofart3391 4 роки тому +4

    8:05 i showed my little sister that and she likes it so much she is literally dancing on her back on the floor

  • @T-Bone_SSteak
    @T-Bone_SSteak 10 місяців тому +1

    6:53 Zanny's Joker moment

  • @peterroberts7832
    @peterroberts7832 4 роки тому +7

    "This video is sponsored by World of Tanks"
    Plays Star Wars game

  • @CasseroleGames
    @CasseroleGames 4 роки тому +14

    Nobody:
    Zanny: Breaks into incredible musical solo

    • @thatnoobguy6146
      @thatnoobguy6146 4 роки тому +1

      Right! I was like Oh.... OH he singin singin

  • @sonicgem9122
    @sonicgem9122 4 роки тому +14

    0:39 "So you're saying love is blind ?"

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth 4 роки тому +2

      Thought was a reference to "so love has blinded you?"

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 4 роки тому

      @@AlexKnauth, you are correct

  • @jeremysantos9766
    @jeremysantos9766 3 роки тому +2

    10:29 the 3 point parry saber combo. Sir zanakin

  • @benparsons4979
    @benparsons4979 4 роки тому +6

    9:32 "go back to Starfighter assault"

  • @denno_band
    @denno_band 4 роки тому

    Truly gifted in both sides of the force, even changing his form in an attempt to offset the sand hating sith.

  • @edusc6893
    @edusc6893 3 роки тому +18

    "Oh your approaching me?"
    Holy shit was that a fucking reference

  • @leogeddes1011
    @leogeddes1011 3 роки тому +2

    nobody:
    Zanny when hes on stage:
    ''no you're breath taking!!!''

  • @Pengd
    @Pengd 4 роки тому +3

    0:34
    This reminded me of The Lighthouse lmao. Anyone who's seen that movie will understand.

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 2 роки тому +1

    I always thought about it, but this video really shows why lightsabers are kind of dumb when you can throw things around with hand gestures.

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 4 роки тому +5

    10:35 if that was taken out of the context of Zanny it would almost be cool

  • @thatsaysalotabout-man9547
    @thatsaysalotabout-man9547 4 роки тому +2

    2:24 so much culture
    Notice reference
    -star wars
    -halo
    -jojo
    -sun zoo

  • @cynicalnova6144
    @cynicalnova6144 4 роки тому +4

    I just found your channel, and it’s a goldmine. Awesome editing skills.

  • @Sam_KC_BMX
    @Sam_KC_BMX 4 роки тому +1

    "father...please!" *arms flail as he gets struck and falls to the floor*

  • @alyx9191
    @alyx9191 4 роки тому +13

    Yes I have been waiting for this.

  • @jackottens803
    @jackottens803 Рік тому

    Zanny is legit a perfectly cut screams playlist. I also wish there were more star wars games cuz I love your star wars content.

  • @fadedpigeon4770
    @fadedpigeon4770 4 роки тому +5

    'You dont even have to open your wallet to commit tank genocide!'
    Florida man: Yes

  • @thebluechurch6182
    @thebluechurch6182 4 роки тому +11

    “Parry” “parry”
    Me: “PARRY THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL”

  • @Beepboop-uw4cg
    @Beepboop-uw4cg 4 роки тому +7

    0:57 😂 I’m dead

  • @davidschoutenjr.4631
    @davidschoutenjr.4631 4 роки тому +1

    Literally the best fricking transition into a sponsor I’ve ever seen 😂😂

  • @viper0208
    @viper0208 4 роки тому +15

    “This story is lame”
    *Iden Versio* : hold my droid

  • @TheManOfPenguin
    @TheManOfPenguin 3 роки тому +1

    Those tanks look pretty cool, they should make tanks in real life

  • @nine7937
    @nine7937 4 роки тому +7

    _the c word is strong in this one_

  • @middleCased
    @middleCased 3 роки тому +1

    I like how your “army” in this game is like one battalion of droids

  • @itzdcx
    @itzdcx 4 роки тому +3

    *Oh, Cool lightsaber AHHHHHHH!* 😂

  • @kt2nicee
    @kt2nicee 4 роки тому

    Zanny: Can control the clanker army
    Also Zanny: Uphold my supreme power.

  • @conconbas123
    @conconbas123 4 роки тому +6

    i promise i didnt just utter the words "choke mi zanny"

  • @BlacknPMild
    @BlacknPMild 4 роки тому +1

    *Let Her GO Anakin*
    LET HER GO
    You did that yourself.

  • @tanikaacosta6931
    @tanikaacosta6931 4 роки тому +6

    When you say clankeRs the fbi busses in your house

  • @Dylan_0130
    @Dylan_0130 4 роки тому

    I love how I play the episode first and when I'm done I'm excited to watch these videos. its like a read the book then watch the movie sort of thing.