The other day, I got up in the middle of the night to go drink some water after having a nightmare. Then I heard someone in the living room playing on my pc. I was terrified when I realized it was Eggster. I snuck up behind him to realize there was an emotionless, inhumane being on my chair that looked like Eggster. I heard a weird noise behind me to see another Eggster. He spoke to me in a monotone voice and said “To peek with confidence, you must first learn to sleep with confidence”. I was completely confused on how the two were related but before I could ask he disappeared into thin air. When I looked behind myself to see the other Eggster sink into the ground. What a legend.
Last night, I was upset after deranking to and went to the store to take my mind off things. The store was barren and empty and I was alone except for a solo man in a hood. All of a sudden many of these men started popping up from blue holes in the ground. The first man came up to me and grabbed by arm as the world around us faded into a blue flash. I was suddenly in this man's house. After a second I realized it was eggester and he told me "To win, you must win with confidence" and then shortied me twice. As I fell to the floor I saw him put on an ancient mask and disappear as my vision turned blue. I woke up and finally ranked up to iron 1 thanks to him.
The other evening, I was struggling to rank up, so I decided to take a walk to clear my mind. As I strolled through the quiet park, I noticed a faint glow near the playground. Curious but cautious, I approached and saw Eggster sitting on a swing, staring blankly at the moon. He looked...different. Before I could say anything, another Eggster emerged from the shadows, holding what looked like a blue gem. "To move forward, you must first learn to stand still," he said in a low, eerie tone. Suddenly, the gem started spinning wildly, and the entire park turned into a swirling flash of blue. I was disoriented as the two Eggsters merged into one and whispered, "You’ll understand when the time is right." Then everything snapped back to normal, and I was alone in the park. When I got home, I checked the game and somehow, I had been placed in immortal 3. My placement matches have somehow been filled with match MVPs using yoru.
i was going to dm you to kindly ask if you could please change the title from “girl pros” i don’t even mind being used for clickbait but maybe we can do it without the sexist captions 💀
first time i say something good about a pro player i think you have everything makes you top one player no joke aim movement gameplay iq like everything is top top not like other aim no brain or brain no aim or movement
Earlier, I was going to take a break after working my 9-5 and suddenly I see a man. He had a headset on in the middle of the street. He told me: "To succeed in everything you do, you must succeed in doing so beforehand." I was then teleported into this blue realm where people were not able to see me. And the man was gone. I wandered around for who knows how long... Then, I realized that I was just having a relapse from not pursuing my goals after that one fateful evening with that mysterious man told me to. And I soon woke up. It was just a dream. I now live with a loving family and a thriving multi-company business.
The other day, I got up in the middle of the night to go drink some water after having a nightmare. Then I heard someone in the living room playing on my pc. I was terrified when I realized it was Eggster. I snuck up behind him to realize there was an emotionless, inhumane being on my chair that looked like Eggster. I heard a weird noise behind me to see another Eggster. He spoke to me in a monotone voice and said “To peek with confidence, you must first learn to sleep with confidence”. I was completely confused on how the two were related but before I could ask he disappeared into thin air. When I looked behind myself to see the other Eggster sink into the ground. What a legend.
what in the fucking schizophrenia did i just read
Hello! I am your doctor and I regret to inform you, but after careful examination, you are schizophrenic.
Bro thought he’s Lun
What drug did u use...I want som
@@waos2350king som
Last night, I was upset after deranking to and went to the store to take my mind off things. The store was barren and empty and I was alone except for a solo man in a hood. All of a sudden many of these men started popping up from blue holes in the ground. The first man came up to me and grabbed by arm as the world around us faded into a blue flash. I was suddenly in this man's house. After a second I realized it was eggester and he told me "To win, you must win with confidence" and then shortied me twice. As I fell to the floor I saw him put on an ancient mask and disappear as my vision turned blue. I woke up and finally ranked up to iron 1 thanks to him.
greatest copypasta
most sane val player
awesome
Title should have been : “Abusing women with my Yoru”
most sane eggster watcher
☠
I check comments every video just to see you i also subbed to your chanel bc i love your comments so much
@sal9508 most cringe eggster comment
funny thing is thatd get taken down by yt lol
My 13 year old brother is a Yoru one trick silver player and you're his idol in val... He watches your uploads everyday...
ur lil bro will reach radiant i swear
"GiVe Me A mAp WhErE I wAnT yOrU On My TeAm" , 12:26 shows the Norse God Build(multiple times) .
the girl pro side of valorant
eggsterr its all over the screen bro
when eggsterr said, "I got that nonchalant dreadhead aim rn. So sgima."
*I felt that*
Woke up sick today guys and forgot, sorry :(
I feel betrayed
I'm sick too lun dw
people are taking your job but they can never be you
Is ok
The other evening, I was struggling to rank up, so I decided to take a walk to clear my mind. As I strolled through the quiet park, I noticed a faint glow near the playground. Curious but cautious, I approached and saw Eggster sitting on a swing, staring blankly at the moon. He looked...different.
Before I could say anything, another Eggster emerged from the shadows, holding what looked like a blue gem. "To move forward, you must first learn to stand still," he said in a low, eerie tone. Suddenly, the gem started spinning wildly, and the entire park turned into a swirling flash of blue.
I was disoriented as the two Eggsters merged into one and whispered, "You’ll understand when the time is right." Then everything snapped back to normal, and I was alone in the park.
When I got home, I checked the game and somehow, I had been placed in immortal 3. My placement matches have somehow been filled with match MVPs using yoru.
Eggster Poppin and Temet on one team is evil
12:46 irl SOVA in game YORU
When is the shirt guide dropping? I need to know everything about the t shirt tech.
why does this man look like he wants to sell me car insurance?
thank you eggster. It's been a while you apload since last time. My skin almost turned into dark blue like a yoru tp
14:36 i know everyones got weird excuses sometimes but wtf is this LMAO
2:18 blud thinks he's the rock
🤨
Yuro is such a strong entry on accent what does she mean a map where yoru is good
Eggster Congrats on the NA Challengers win. You and Poppin are my favorite duo. Very humble and very calm. You guys deserve to be on top NA
16:35 our king is so muscular he had to get a bigger shirt mid game
12:00 wow that's so sad Literally A Meta Slave In Plain Sight
20:10 when he's blinded look at his knife
lol u noticed that good eye bruh
I still can’t process what happened to the knife
wait wdym? is it cus it turns inside?
@@Buttercup1628f same T_T
"Peggster" never fails to deliver
Seggster never fails to deliver
seggster never fails to peggster
His eyes, his shirt, his agent and his game style all suit yoru. It almost feels like the agent was made for you
why is the girl surrounded by hearts in the thumbnail
Yeah kinda weird might ask editors to change, can’t lie the analytics say the thumbnail is really good
Oh they were hearts? That motion blur cooked me
0:02 that timing of peeking without flash himself is crazy, the flash even close
eggster, i genuinely think your vct team would literally demolish every team in the game changer vct
Bro was bout to bust because of a shirt😂😂😂
I read the thumbnail as I fumbled her💀
She just talk shit on my man??
It's always the yoru shooting your clone🤣
9:01 “I wanna win this round”
Not even a god dares to toy with a curse
Which came first? Eggsterr's yoru guide? Or, Valorant's replay system?
Neither
so we're all indivisualy pew pew pew pew pew is crazy 😂😂
My goatster is just playing in radiant lobby like its his playground 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 truly peak
bro's making his voice deeper
Average yoru doubter
No shot y’all are giving the bot the top comment in a eggster video. How very unsigma of you all.
Bot likes goofy
Botted likes goofy
The intro music is sick 🔥🔥
The eggster side of valorant
the way ur 5/17 sova team killed your kj 23:07 😂
Ur Jett on ascent was cold
Eggster is the king of clickbait. she 100% didnt say his yoru is bad lmao
el keznit va estar mas enojado con este loco jajja
i was going to dm you to kindly ask if you could please change the title from “girl pros”
i don’t even mind being used for clickbait but maybe we can do it without the sexist captions 💀
Is " girl pro" not an accurate description tho? because safely assuming her gender she is a girl not a boy thereby being a girl pro right?
eggster shirt merch when (for a better gaming experience)
Eggster you always fill me up with your nice videos 😊❤
Why does the thumbnail girl look like the chill guy meme
Must be looking at a different thumbnail, terrible comparison 😭
Egg are y gonna do like sherrif only to immo type content? I think u should do. I wanna see u play lower elo with this yoru tech
She’s gotta be boosted 😂😂
yh and they mad at grim for a title
its because some people are normal and some people (alexis) are fucking slow
image u guys pick neon and yoru as your main agents and u match with the best players at that agents =))))) that's pure emotional damage ngl
bro who is the sova in the 2nd game so bad
its a little funny that u look like sova irl
Lev Tex is eggsters nemesis
Instead of talking to girls, Eggsterr beats them 🗿
my glorious king stays winning ✊🔥🔥
first time i say something good about a pro player i think you have everything makes you top one player no joke aim movement gameplay iq like everything is top top not like other aim no brain or brain no aim or movement
Temet doesn’t want to get off of whaaaaa
i see now. ive been wearing the wrong shirt to play this game
yo your neon in game 1 was temmets lmao
12:47 oh no eggster is balding
He still does have a beard even if his hair is gone
How to -correctly- prove a woman wrong, you would getta big ol bat and go HOMERUN!!
i didnt know lamar jackson played valorant
Is that temethy?
she may hold the wood lol
ascent is like top 3 maps with yoru tf is she on 💀
eggster u should change camera placement i think you get where im coming from lmao
Eggsterrr 🐐
Titles are getting out of hand broo😂😂
why is bro addicted to shirts
greasy yoru main can u do me some fries with ur hair
top 0.6% fan here 😀. keep those mvps coming .
Earlier, I was going to take a break after working my 9-5 and suddenly I see a man. He had a headset on in the middle of the street. He told me: "To succeed in everything you do, you must succeed in doing so beforehand." I was then teleported into this blue realm where people were not able to see me. And the man was gone. I wandered around for who knows how long... Then, I realized that I was just having a relapse from not pursuing my goals after that one fateful evening with that mysterious man told me to. And I soon woke up. It was just a dream. I now live with a loving family and a thriving multi-company business.
Found the other buraclone
eggster watching the girls stream from his other monitor 7:53
nope
minimap
Ragebait or retardation, you choose
Goober he’s looking at minimap, he’s shown that he doesn’t even have another monitor I’m p sure
iron moment
Is she actually a pro ? Xd
Never seen her before 😅
Was a player for c9
bro not gnna lie she loki didnt do anything she just said she will try her best xd
24:36 how is this a head hit can someone EXPLAIN
Wallbang? He knows where the other shots were coming from and he just shoot there
" Girl " Pro seems like an insult
"Yoru is never good" ToT
So that W we got on fortnite years ago didn't happen?
Forkbife
She pressed over nothing
19:54 sova got a little upset
i dont wanna build a new verision of chat gpt bro
Guys neon nerfed 😭😭 only one slide
REQUESTING TEMET + EGGSTER vs GRUMPY + ZIPTIE
PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS
do streamers never guess ziptie anymore? lol
U even hit rank #1 with Yoru and she said ur Yoru is bad!? So sad
2:15 temet bru
what's your sensitivity im curious 👀
I've rarely seen any male pro valo player yappin or trash talking but these women god damnn
Delusionmaxxing, 99% of val players are whiny slugs.
0/10 bait
r/IncelTears
True
Mid rage bait tbh
You should duo with katsumi
my lord and savior
Ascent is a great yoru map wtf
is it just me or did that girl have the worst valorant accent i have ever heard
Sinatraa lookin ahh 😭💀
So people cancel grim for this but not eggster??
Woman is woman
MY GOAT
sigma eggster