Steven Wright on Craig Ferguson - 11/12/2014

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  • @JustWasted3HoursHere
    @JustWasted3HoursHere 5 років тому +43

    "Do you believe in God?"
    "I believe that God thinks He's God."
    Ha! Classic Steven!

    • @KevvoLightswift
      @KevvoLightswift 2 роки тому +2

      My other favorite line related to that (not shown here) is “My theory on evolution is I think Darwin was adopted.”

  • @ForceMultiplier
    @ForceMultiplier 5 років тому +17

    Craig Ferguson...an absolutely phenomenal comedian. Steven Wright...as dry a humor as one can be, and incredibly hilarious!

  • @lorriesmith5086
    @lorriesmith5086 6 років тому +11

    Only Steven Wright could give anyone an existential crisis! In the funniest way possible! A legend!!

  • @OverlandOne
    @OverlandOne 6 років тому +29

    "If I were you, I'd be sitting there." -Steven Wright.

  • @marcjameslevesque
    @marcjameslevesque 6 років тому +23

    I was never a Craig Ferguson fan but this clip kind of won me over...the dynamic is great, thanks for the upload!

  • @carterdcomedy
    @carterdcomedy 5 років тому +24

    This might be my favorite Steven Wright interview. It’s him without playing the exaggerated persona.

  • @codygainz6981
    @codygainz6981 7 років тому +20

    So this is how long it took for Steven to break his act and say something heart to heart what a genius

    • @RingJando
      @RingJando 6 років тому +1

      when did being "emotional" become equivalent to 'genius'?

  • @keithferris9574
    @keithferris9574 4 роки тому +7

    This is a strangely emotional moment

  • @gregthornton4209
    @gregthornton4209 6 років тому +17

    I was stoned one day sitting on top of a wall. I got dizzy and fell off; spun in midair, and landed on my feet. Two cats were sitting nearby; one of them turned to the other one and said "See, that's how you do that..." Steven Wright

  • @rubensanchezramirez7028
    @rubensanchezramirez7028 7 років тому +82

    Steven always looks so thrilled to be on Craig's, like he enjoys to just talk to him and laugh at his quick wit

    • @richardeast3328
      @richardeast3328 6 років тому +3

      erepsekahs Self reflection?

    • @jessica5497
      @jessica5497 6 років тому +2

      Craig is really great

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 5 років тому

      He never was a guest on the rest, clearly it was mutual appreciation

  • @bg11211
    @bg11211 4 роки тому +6

    Ya know honestly I've never heard Steven Wright so normally heartfelt wow

  • @WarpathHatred
    @WarpathHatred 7 років тому +56

    Best appearance ever! I am almost positive that this is a very rare recording of Steven laughing.. he smiles but NEVER actually laughs and that is fuckin insane in itself.. I've been a fan of Craig for a long time but I have a new found respect for the man.. takes the man an hour to tell one joke and he starts every DVD with it's a great day for America but getting Steven wright to laugh out loud has to be my favorite.. I know what I said doesn't make much sense to a lot of people but Craig would understand my respect for him if he read it

    • @richardeast3328
      @richardeast3328 6 років тому +3

      KnuckleHeaded Maggot Only Steven would buy a cordless extension cord and Craig would help him select the (w)right one.

    • @PriyanshuBharadwa
      @PriyanshuBharadwa 6 років тому

      I understand you. I am not Craig.

    • @douglasdishman249
      @douglasdishman249 6 років тому

      +Priyanshu Bharadwa (TheEXECentre) See you in hell amigo.

    • @PriyanshuBharadwa
      @PriyanshuBharadwa 6 років тому

      @@douglasdishman249 I knowwww

    • @bigray2859
      @bigray2859 5 років тому +1

      I understand perfectly what you said, I completely agree with you.

  • @internetcomputer1009
    @internetcomputer1009 9 років тому +78

    "I believe that god thinks he's god." -Steven Wright

  • @joshgibson9732
    @joshgibson9732 7 років тому +22

    "All I am is a secretary of my mind."

  • @hbilha
    @hbilha 7 років тому +10

    Steven is the perfect guy to chat when you're stoned.

    • @jozefmak1268
      @jozefmak1268 6 років тому

      believe me, u'd like it more sober

  • @khaldrogo1656
    @khaldrogo1656 6 років тому +30

    Why Craig quit I will never know. The only reason to keep cable. Everyone else is so fake and plastic. The last great talk show host.

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 5 років тому +6

      He grew tired of it. He hated network nonsense, by the time he quit he was ten years in, had good money, just hated interviewing celebs every night. And he was never going to take over for Letterman. So his time was limited regardless

    • @tipperary1082
      @tipperary1082 4 роки тому +1

      Conan is good but during his remotes. His show should cut out the celebrity interviews altogether.

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 4 роки тому

      I was really sad too. Witty and funny. And you could learn a lot about flirting with ladies from him. I miss him.

  • @PONYBOYonline
    @PONYBOYonline 6 років тому +15

    Amazing how Craig didn't deflect the potentially awkward god question and was able to answer it straight up while transitioning it into a humorous response.

    • @jessica5497
      @jessica5497 6 років тому +2

      Craig ferguson is great

  • @Draeka
    @Draeka 3 роки тому +2

    "Have you named your beard?" ~ "No, my beard is anonymous."

  • @321hoss
    @321hoss 2 роки тому +1

    I bought some dehydrated water the other day. Don't know what to add. Steven Wright

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 6 років тому +1

    Such a fucking great show why did it have to goooo

  • @plev10
    @plev10 4 роки тому +1

    I like to think these guys hang out and do this all the time. I also like to think.

  • @monolithsound
    @monolithsound 6 років тому +4

    Legend, indeed

  • @kris242
    @kris242 4 роки тому +4

    Pretty sure Craig Ferguson is the only person who can make Stephen Wright break 😂

  • @JosephDillman
    @JosephDillman 6 років тому +2

    Really wanna hang out with this man. What a riot

  • @mikec.9130
    @mikec.9130 6 років тому +4

    "The biggest name-droppers are celebrities."

  • @danacoleman4007
    @danacoleman4007 3 роки тому +1

    Steven wright is one of my all-time favorites but Craig really gives him a run for his money here!

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 6 років тому +1

    This is so great

  • @Aarygon
    @Aarygon 5 років тому +2

    Lmfao, dude, Stephen Writght is my favorite human being ever!

  • @marlintlt
    @marlintlt 10 років тому +18

    steve still got it

  • @PaulJonathanBrett
    @PaulJonathanBrett 2 роки тому +1

    Craig was at his best on this show. Amazing.

  • @stuna101a
    @stuna101a 6 років тому +11

    "I used to have a dog, a split some spot remover on him and he disappeared".

  • @patriarch_1776
    @patriarch_1776 3 роки тому +2

    For some reason Craig can make Steven laugh…not many people can do that

  • @kokane1798
    @kokane1798 7 років тому +9

    steven complimenting his improv & it going completely over his head is the best shit ever

  • @AlanaBananaCanada
    @AlanaBananaCanada 6 років тому +4

    I actually lol'd and that rarely happens

  • @nodave77
    @nodave77 7 років тому +11

    I was really hoping for the first thing he said is a very unenthusiastic "thanks"

  • @elusivelectron
    @elusivelectron 6 років тому +2

    I heard that sentence before when Craig Ferguson said it. That was a different now.

    • @alkholos
      @alkholos 6 років тому

      Of course that was a different "now." Now it was "then." In twenty years - give or take - it will be "back then." As I always say (really!): "It is what it is and can't be what it ain't."

    • @abc-bu7nr
      @abc-bu7nr 2 роки тому

      Sounds like Dark Helmet

  • @piggyroo100
    @piggyroo100 Рік тому

    Now is always later than before

  • @misfitoy1
    @misfitoy1 6 років тому +10

    Crap. I thought Steven died 10 years ago. I've been depressed for 10 years. Why did I think he'd died? Now, I'm happy.

  • @AlanaBananaCanada
    @AlanaBananaCanada 6 років тому +1

    Chow-angangowrah! Im going to use that the next time i get chinese food!

  • @TheNextGoogification
    @TheNextGoogification 6 років тому

    Imagine being an advertiser, and finding out that's the show that you paid to have your thing advertised on?

  • @nicf1555
    @nicf1555 7 років тому +4

    Ferguson looks some addams family cousin

  • @pauljurgen-romrig9616
    @pauljurgen-romrig9616 7 років тому +4

    Who remembers Craig Ferguson as Bing Hitler?

    • @glammer
      @glammer 6 років тому

      "The wasp is the skinhead of the insect world." I even remember his sister's act, the Alexander Sisters. How surprising was it to suddenly see him on a top US chat show?

    • @duxnihilo
      @duxnihilo 6 років тому

      glammer define "top"

    • @sandymack9345
      @sandymack9345 5 років тому

      Aye ah dae remember Bing
      Hitler..Pish.

  • @jackhousman6637
    @jackhousman6637 7 років тому +4

    The mustache and goatee make him look like Scitch Henderson.

  • @Sambob79
    @Sambob79 3 роки тому +1

    "what I'm saying to you right now, is really happening"

  • @plutoplatters
    @plutoplatters 7 років тому

    Steven... what ever man says is what it is.

  • @N3V3RSAYD13
    @N3V3RSAYD13 7 років тому +1

    what a strange conversationh

  • @destiny-thegraphicnovel9521
    @destiny-thegraphicnovel9521 5 років тому +1

    Steven Wright laughs! ahhhhhhh!

  • @mdjak3686
    @mdjak3686 3 роки тому +1

    He could play Tevye in Fiddler.

  • @adadadadist
    @adadadadist 3 роки тому

    Hoping for some Stephen wright

  • @ghostdragon3754
    @ghostdragon3754 7 років тому +3

    Even high he's awesome.

  • @Mr.XJ.96
    @Mr.XJ.96 6 років тому +3

    26 people dont know what good comedy is......

  • @chrisgemmell102
    @chrisgemmell102 7 років тому +4

    Is steve stoned?

    • @MrHubadub
      @MrHubadub 4 роки тому +1

      He was the guy on the couch in Half Baked, so probably not.

  • @richardeast3328
    @richardeast3328 6 років тому

    Wright once said that he bought a cordless extension cord.

    • @ryansheehan9462
      @ryansheehan9462 2 роки тому

      Yes, and then many years later Bluetooth came along and now we all have them.

  • @mac11380
    @mac11380 7 років тому +14

    Steve smoked a few joints before he came out.

  • @CipherSerpico
    @CipherSerpico 7 років тому +8

    Does anyone actually know if Wright is a believer? He sounds more like an atheist/agnostic here
    I actually thought Ferguson gave a perfect answer, and that's exactly why I consider myself an agnostic instead of a pure atheist.
    Btw, how odd is it to hear Wright laugh, lol?

    • @grumpypoof9648
      @grumpypoof9648 7 років тому +3

      Chris Serpicø Atheism and Agnosticism aren't mutually exclusive. One can be an agnostic atheist. This would be someone who has no belief in the existence of gods, but doesn't claim to know that god doesn't exist.

    • @CipherSerpico
      @CipherSerpico 7 років тому +1

      Fart Bubble I agree. That’s roughly what I consider myself. Not because I think it’s plausible that there may be a bearded man in the sky - but because I think if the Universe was some kind of organism, that would technically be a god. Or if we were in the matrix - the creator would technically a god. Obviously those are not at all likely, but I think those kind of claims are much more likely than a bearded man that created himself before he existed and then created in the universe with his magic powers.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, that belly laugh caught me off-guard

  • @plev10
    @plev10 4 роки тому

    If I were you I'd be sitting there. 🥂

  • @neponsetriver
    @neponsetriver 6 років тому +4

    He looks a little like a homeless man.

  • @tomleadbetter4422
    @tomleadbetter4422 3 роки тому

    What the fucj happened in this interview

  • @scottsoul64
    @scottsoul64 6 років тому +1

    Nice to see Craig remembers he's Scottish now & again

  • @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin
    @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin Рік тому

    Wow. Steve sold his soul to Satan after he sat down with whatsisface (the host).

  • @MorsDengse
    @MorsDengse 4 роки тому

    omg, a moustache episode ...

  • @comsictrippers
    @comsictrippers 4 роки тому

    2020 Covid19 lol

  • @bashbrannigan
    @bashbrannigan 6 років тому +1

    The beard doesn’t work

    • @RingJando
      @RingJando 6 років тому +1

      covering up a dropping neck - Wright is 62 years old

  • @michaelxpettis
    @michaelxpettis 7 років тому +16

    His humor works better when he is thin...

    • @davenorth8922
      @davenorth8922 6 років тому +2

      and sober. The buzz he's got on in this interview sloes him down just a bit.

  • @mickavellian
    @mickavellian 6 років тому +2

    Steven has not reached the level of the top comics of his era because he is a pain in the ass to talk to. He can not adlib an interview. Carson LOVED him and had him on until Steven went to the couch. TOTAL BOMB

    • @neponsetriver
      @neponsetriver 6 років тому

      mickavellian So true. Excellent observation.

    • @jaredtucker6879
      @jaredtucker6879 5 років тому

      Buddy he’s a top 10 comedian of all time. Do some research

    • @GuillermoNicris
      @GuillermoNicris 5 років тому +1

      Check out "Steven Wright on Carson - Stand Up and Interview 1989." Spirited and funny conversation. Keep in mind Carson booked SW a second time like a week after his first appearance, and that was after a desk interview

  • @clydeb7713
    @clydeb7713 7 років тому +1

    He used to be funny?

    • @RingJando
      @RingJando 6 років тому +6

      You used to have a sense of humour . . .

  • @micd3402
    @micd3402 7 років тому +1

    In my opinion Ferguson isn't funny.. and wright was one of the best comedians I have ever seen..
    Ferguson also came back to his home town in Cumbernauld (Scotland) where i worked at the the time with other famous kin... and was quite frankly rude.. with Michael Clark Duncan, who unfortunately died... but we where told we couldn't look at or speak to him. I am not insinuating anything for the mans death, but he is waaaaay above his station..

  • @truefreedom9308
    @truefreedom9308 6 років тому +1

    very bad interview

    • @jessica5497
      @jessica5497 6 років тому +7

      Actually a REALLY FUCKING GOOD INTERVIEW

  • @rickspyder6159
    @rickspyder6159 6 років тому

    What a waste of time

  • @Jackspiring
    @Jackspiring 6 років тому +1

    Craig ferguson is a terrible comedian

    • @jessica5497
      @jessica5497 6 років тому +8

      I disagree, he is great

    • @sandymack9345
      @sandymack9345 5 років тому +4

      I don't like comedians.. Particularly ones who have me laughing like there's no tomorrow.