Captain sauce is one of those Canadians that seem like a Texan on the surface and only gets more American the more you watch him. A true specimen of Internet corruption of humans.
You gotta feel bad for that person who gets absolutely smoked with a machine gun and then the killcam is an idiot in a lazy-boy who promptly gets detonated.
Don't play crossout into terrible the parts that captainsauce already has the developers have already given him in the parts that the rare Parts he has have took like to three years to make any has 10 of them just for fun sponsor if you have it
1:50 we all know it's farm equipment but so was a scythe and yet we turned that into a weapon! and that's not the first time plenty of farm equipment and Mining and basically any equipment you can get! has been turned into a weapon for at least a short period Of time! Isn't it wonderful😃 ( by the way this was written with sarcasm and the mental state of someone who loves history❤ but barely knows anything about it!! )
The way Crossout works with matchmaking is dependent on the parts you put on your vehicle, shown by the Power Score, higher the score, higher rank people your against. So since you made a large jump with the second to last to your last, you weren't expecting the other players to have shields and lighting drones; so keep that in mind if you play this again.
It's lucky for the random player to spot Capt and play with him out of nowhere, but sad knowing that they didn't realize its our Capt playing the game.
E.G.A. CaptainSauce 1:41 Zed 3:09 Attention to detail 4:17 Eager to meet new people? 6:39 Been a while since you'd done anything in multiplayer 12:09 Honesty!
wise words I think I read that in art of war once. I think the quote was somthing like this "Yea I think lord is ready to fight some real players now" Sun Szu Art Of War mabey (got no proof we didnt perfectly translate it)
This is unrelated but fire archers from the spooky faction are really good against groups because the fire arrows they shoot can spread through units so one fire archer can take out 5 units that are tightly packed together
Love your content keep up the spectacular work these days you find very very funny comedic UA-camrs who you enjoy watching your my go to when I need a good laugh great job 😁
cap, here's a trick: put boosters pointing downwards and backwards on a machine with hooks or whatever item attaches to the enemy, afterwards you'll be able to kamikaze yeet the enemy team any time you want
Loved the video, had a blast watchin it. But if you ever play again, i advise using the cannons and missiles at as long a range you can. They aren't the easiest to use at short range.
Imagine being a bandit in the 17/1800s in America about to jump a wagon trailing down the road, then when you jump up to mug the driver a heat sealing missile shoots out the cabin and the last thing you see is the tip of a missile
Tip for you, the white numbers is armor/part damage and the yellow numbers is health damage some parts give you more health but are usually heavier than ones that dont give you as much health and you need better wheels to get more tonnage or use a certain engine when you go over your tonnage or weight limit your acceleration will suffer heavily
I love how he was more effective on a Lazy-boy then he was in an actual Tank
That's crossout for you
That’s the power of sauce kicking in:
Comedic entertainment
So thats where Grandpa went, he turned his chair into a tank.
35 likes and no comment... this is sad
@@Jams-On-Toast ikr
Lmao
Ikr
Can we all just take the time to appreciate the fact that, CaptainSauce can make any video game in the world entertaining to watch? What a Legend bro.
Let's see him play a silent game
@@thamtonzerres4419 let's see him make it a non silent game
@@IronDJW he he
yes
ya he's just amazing
Honestly at this point he can play any game indie or not weird or interesting ( but its always weird)
And all his viewers will like it including mee
Captain sauce is one of those Canadians that seem like a Texan on the surface and only gets more American the more you watch him. A true specimen of Internet corruption of humans.
As a Canadian myself,i can clarify that that is more accurate then totally accurate battle simulator
@Robotguy Hsss6277 OH GOD NO!
@@ShalosStuff yes name every person in canada
@Robotguy Hsss6277 ok
@@catsfunepicchannel7617 i will name them Canadians
Can we appreciate that He said "I can have babies!?" And then "My children are growing up!"
n o
rude
n o
n o
No
“Crippled robot in blue chair obliterates several tanks
Nice profile picture teddy
@butter trinity
Yes, it’s in Canada 420:69
@@mjfadeaway22 I need to buy the latest bible
Hello, teddy
It's been a year. I have been laughing at this comment for 5 months. Thank you. I have found this after so long.
"My baby got a kill!"
- CaptainSauce 2021
He’s playing cross out? What a legend!
Crossout
Yes he is
A LEGEND!!!
Just before this I got a crossout notification on UA-cam. Next trending game?
Probably obly because he got sponsored by gaijin
Cap: Thanks Munch!
Also Cap: Who the Christ is Munch?!
2:59 When Stephen Hawking has had enough.
😂😂
You gotta feel bad for that person who gets absolutely smoked with a machine gun and then the killcam is an idiot in a lazy-boy who promptly gets detonated.
I want to see these types of games more. It’s just fun to see him going around and screwing over other people instead of just ai
“Why is it whenever I get something cool somebody gets something cooler?!” Who else can relate?
Me
@@somthingaboutmemes *us
Me
Us*
Me
I bought your youtooz last year and I can’t wait for it to finally arrive within the next few weeks
This is the only video where i can see a canadian with heavily armed cars
we need more episodes where cappy makes his own wacky creations
I agree
Yes!
we need more videos where he makes d u c k s
he stopped making minecraft vids tho D:
@@ScareBarley ok and?
I GOT AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR CROSSOUT WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO, I SWEAR, UA-cam ADS ARE BECOMING SENTIENT.
Yeah that’s a feature
Don't play crossout into terrible the parts that captainsauce already has the developers have already given him in the parts that the rare Parts he has have took like to three years to make any has 10 of them just for fun sponsor if you have it
can we all just say we sauce gets a hold of this kind of power
R/ihadastroke
@@rainbowpeanut2568 maybe
We sauce gets a hold of this kind of power
Yes
The Penguin game don't think you can get the power
1:50 we all know it's farm equipment but so was a scythe and yet we turned that into a weapon!
and that's not the first time plenty of farm equipment and Mining and basically any equipment you can get! has been turned into a weapon for at least a short period Of time! Isn't it wonderful😃
( by the way this was written with sarcasm and the mental state of someone who loves history❤ but barely knows anything about it!! )
This man has the most random videos.
*Entertaining
@@sirlambchops. *both
@@sanyousei what word is supposed to be both
@@sirlambchops. random and entertaining
I thought that evil little laugh at the beginning was priceless
I love how he's playing such a variety of games!
It's kinda wholesome that he actually likes the turrets the things he's been calling his babies
Am I the only one that's happy he got a sponsor for some weird reason?
Nope
Nope, sponsor= more hilarious content
Sponsor means MORE MONEY for him, which means more COOL for us
Nope
As someone In this comment section already said, he gets money, we get content
The way Crossout works with matchmaking is dependent on the parts you put on your vehicle, shown by the Power Score, higher the score, higher rank people your against.
So since you made a large jump with the second to last to your last, you weren't expecting the other players to have shields and lighting drones; so keep that in mind if you play this again.
'every time I get something cool everybody always gets something cooler' is my experience with online games every time
Captain-sauce:You guy saw that right he rear ended me when the insurance company calls it not my fault. Me: crackin the ass up
Cap: I don't think I'm gonna drive a tractor into a tank fight
Also Cap: Imma drive a wheelchair-bound robot into a battlefield
It doesn't matter how bad my day gets, I can watch any of Caps videos and feel so good after watching it. His a true legend
Captainsauce: puts minigun on an arm chair
Gamers: having flashbacks to SR:gat out of hell
“Ok yes ok good I killed a person I killed a human being that’s all I wanted to do today”
-Captainsauce 2021
It's lucky for the random player to spot Capt and play with him out of nowhere, but sad knowing that they didn't realize its our Capt playing the game.
E.G.A. CaptainSauce
1:41 Zed
3:09 Attention to detail
4:17 Eager to meet new people?
6:39 Been a while since you'd done anything in multiplayer
12:09 Honesty!
Moral of the story. Always bring a chair to a gun and cannon fight
wise words I think I read that in art of war once. I think the quote was somthing like this "Yea I think lord is ready to fight some real players now" Sun Szu Art Of War mabey (got no proof we didnt perfectly translate it)
I love you playing this please play more of this
As a person in a wheelchair it’s the thought that counts thank you for using a robot that looks like he was in a wheelchair
"I killed a person, I killed a human being! That's all I wanted to do today." Captainsauce 2020
its 2021....
Captain sauce: I won't use a tractor
Also captain sauce: uses a guy in a chair
omg dude please play more of this game crosout is the best game for random bs for random bs sake
my yt notifications:
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anime
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I Brought A Chair To A Tank Fight
Underrated comment
This is the exact reason I am subscribed to this man. He can get a sponsor for a serious competitive game and turn it into so many good laughs.
I was running at about 10mph towards my school gate when this uploaded
wut
15:25 you wanna be a hero Cap? THEN DIE LIKE ONE! (That's a reference)
Last time I was this early, I hadn't seen a planet
That hurts my brain
Nice
Please play more of this, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time
Hey captainsauce, i have a custom totally accurate battle simulator campaign for you to play called "defend ze bard" can you please try it out?
We need more of this!
Never fails to make me laugh dude
YES PLEASE PLAY MORE
Hey cap, try to make a own tank and name it “The Saucey Treatment”
Can anyone believe that captainsause can play anything and still make it hilarious he is a legend
He did better in the wagon that gave birth and did backflips than in the war vehicle
Must’ve been more bots on the enemy teams
Holy crap, the Cap is playing Crossout?! I never thought I'd see any more Crossout youtubers aside from Gromek999 and Mr. G!
I demand MORE!
I haven’t seen it and I already love it
that.......isnt that......... the whole point?
I don’t know
@@dragonfly2649 yes yes it is
🍅
@@dragonfly2649 🍅
Please do more videos like this. Seeing you have to interact with others is amazing
Hi
Nani
You be first
-NANI HOW-
Hi
Your first
i dont know why, but captain sauce playing an intense shooter feels weird
How the hell does this have 0 likes!?!?
it has 19K likes, wdym?
We need more. This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen you play. Please play more
Day 49 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots
@Blake Lynn doesn't matter
Present!
“Not only is it significantly stronger than what we were using, it’s also 6 times bigger, and I’m not sure it’ll fit”
CaptainSauce.
The only guy that can turn a car shooting game into a funny game what a legend
This is unrelated but fire archers from the spooky faction are really good against groups because the fire arrows they shoot can spread through units so one fire archer can take out 5 units that are tightly packed together
This gives me nostalgia when this was so popular back then
Turn this into a series please, this was hillarioua to watch
You should definitely make more episodes
15:26 I can't this man is the greatest😂
Please do more of this I really appreciate how funny you make this
Next thing we know, we have a recreation of the crazy animal voltron from Deeeer Simulator running around as a giant mech vehicle.
Let’s see who plays this game non-stop for 4 years to make that possible
Love your content keep up the spectacular work these days you find very very funny comedic UA-camrs who you enjoy watching your my go to when I need a good laugh great job 😁
cap, here's a trick: put boosters pointing downwards and backwards on a machine with hooks or whatever item attaches to the enemy, afterwards you'll be able to kamikaze yeet the enemy team any time you want
Pro player :we need to build a pro tank
Also pro player:*build a spider tank*
Loved the video, had a blast watchin it. But if you ever play again, i advise using the cannons and missiles at as long a range you can. They aren't the easiest to use at short range.
That was amazing. 😂 I laughed way too much at literally all of this. Lol. I’d love to see more. And congratulations on the sponsorship!
Imagine being a bandit in the 17/1800s in America about to jump a wagon trailing down the road, then when you jump up to mug the driver a heat sealing missile shoots out the cabin and the last thing you see is the tip of a missile
We need CaptainSauce to play 'Thank Goodness You're Here!' I can already imagine his narration of the absolute randomness.
Never thought I’d see the day, sauce playing crossout perfect.
Honestly if cap enjoys it i would love more episodes it was a really new and fun videos, loved it!
Captain has made my depression disappear cap I just want to say you have bin my happiness my compassion. Keep doing what your doing
I made a few heavily armored bikes, so just 2 wheels. Also made one with one wheel as it's only form of movement. Pretty effective
I am so happy to finally see cap play a multiplayer game in so much time
I wanna see more Captain Sauce playing Crossout. Trying out the funniest and stupidest user creations. I hope this becomes a series
I cannot wait for more of CaptainSauce's shenanigans in this game!
Thank you CaptainSauce Not only does your content make you smile and laugh but I also found a great game keep up the good work👍
Here's a tip, white damage is on armor and yellow damage is on the engine and other essentials
He is doing a sponsor but you can tell hes having so much fun
We need another episode of this!
Love to see more of this.
Even if it’s not sponsored it would be cool to see more of this game!
Sauce is the only man who can make ANYTHING entertaining.
You should make this a series. I love this game!
You don’t even make me breath out of my nose, you make me laugh
I really f****** love this game people can get so creative and it's so fun to watch
Omg love it cap!!!
This game is getting super popular, im glad im finally able to play one of those games early
If this becomes a series i can imagine what people might make just for Cap, just a giant sauce mech
You might like Besiege, it's more medieval objective-based vehicles, but with an active steam workshop, I've seen a pinball machine in it
Please keep playing and progress in the game this was hilarious
Tip for you, the white numbers is armor/part damage and the yellow numbers is health damage some parts give you more health but are usually heavier than ones that dont give you as much health and you need better wheels to get more tonnage or use a certain engine when you go over your tonnage or weight limit your acceleration will suffer heavily