eng translation: 0:01 if there were commercials in genshin Bennett voiceover: Are you still struggling when facing danger? Bennett: Are you still grieving over your dead friends? Bennett: Are you still suffering over not being able to cook? Bennett: Teyvat Fried Egg! It will be your best friend throughout your travels until death! Bennett: The ingredients are easy to gather and it's easy to make! You only need one egg in your pot! Bennett: You'll no longer suffer over your dead friends! Call now, the fastest selling time is only three minutes! Bennett: What are you waiting for? Hurry up and place your order! 0:27 The false Raiden Shogun! 0:40 The real Raiden Shogun! 0:43 2.1's new weapon pool Paimon: Traveler! Version 2.1's new weapon pool finally released! Lumine: Yeah, I really want to pull a proper weapon for my wife Raiden Shogun! L: But I already have the Unforged PTSD when I pulled Zhongli's weapon L: If I even pull another one of these things my bag won't be able to fit it! P: That's not right, I remember your bag still has lots of space! In the last weapon pool you stuck in eleven Skyward-- L: *click click* P: It won't be able to fit! No matter how you look at it you won't be able to fit it! L: Exactly, Paimon! I can't just be chives again! L: Mihoyo let me tell you! L: No matter how good you make your PV, no matter how cool the demo is, if I, Traveler, pull from this weapon pool, I'm just a fucking dog! P: Just a dog! Lumine with 2 unforgeds: bark bark Thoma: Uh this... Ayaka: Huh? Traveler? P: She can't be saved. It be like that 1:18 Traveler's duel before the throne La Signora: Aiyaya, one after the other, are you Matryoshka dolls? S: If I didn't already know this was Tenshukaku, I would've thought this place was a vegetable market L: Ah! Kujou's been defeated by La Signora! P: Then can we still hu these cards (reference to winning a mahjong game where winning is called "hu") L: Paimon is there something wrong with your brain Raiden: You don't have the right to punish for Inazuma citizen's wrongs, La Signora S: Heh, then my apologies, Shogun-sama. I only helped discipline a servant. S: I can also help you clean up the trash in your house, even though I'm only an envoy from Snezhnya. P: Traveler, she doesn't even put us in her eyes (a saying that means she's looking down on them) L: How dare she, I wish she puts me on her chest P: Your brain has some major problems too doesn't it S: I just hope you can recognize the gap between you and I. No matter status or strength, or... L: I want to challenge you to a duel before the throne! R: Mm S: You learned how to use this country's rules too? L: But I won't fight with you, I want to make a bet! S: Haha, what do you want to bet? L: I bet-- L: Yours aren't as big as Raiden Shogun's! ... S: Hahahah! You really are boring. Are you running into your own blade? Is there anyone in the entirety of Teyvat that is bigger than me-- R: *chop chop* S: Why did it turn out like this! P: T-Traveler, you were talking about age, right? P: Traveler?! 2:53 Raiden Shogun's savings R: Ei, they are criminals. How should I take care of them? Ei: They are the winners of the duel. As the leader of Inazuma, I am not that petty. Let them go. R: Okay Ei. E: Also Signora made this place too hot. Go into my room and get my private savings, buy me two desserts. *treasure chest sound* L: Fuck! Who knew there was a giant treasure chest under Inazuma City? P: Wow, traveler! There's a lot of Mora inside! We can buy food, hahahaha! E: CUT THOSE TWO DOWN FOR ME! 3:22 The decisive traveler P: What do we do, they aren't Raiden Shogun's match! L: *Upgrades the hell out of fillet blade* 4:05 The power of wishes Yae: You didn't think that you could win over Ei's will just by your wishes, right? Y: Even though your body is here, their wishes have already accumulated within your body. Y: So, close your eyes... Background voices: Please let me win the 50/50 Bv: Don't give me Qiqi!! Bv: Can I get a five star weapon? Bv: I want to stick my head into Raiden Shogun's chest! Bv: I want to be Raiden Shogun's dog! Bv: Can you give me more primogems? Bv: I wish viewers would like, subscribe, and comment! (not entirely sure what the direct translation is but it's referring to smth similar to that but on bililbili) L: Ughh...how come I still can't beat Raiden Shogun? Y: Because your wishes are all impossible 5:10 The Fatui's undefeatable man L: Raiden Shogun's battle power is so strong! She defeated La Signora in just one slash! P: Yeah, traveler! If she fought against the Fatui Harbingers she would only need 12 slashes! L: Wrong Paimon she would need 14 slashes P: Eh, why? L: Because Childe would need three slashes P: Oh yeah! Childe is the most tankiest of all the Harbingers! L: Yeah, Paimon! If we put Childe at the front there's no need to fear being crushed! P: You're so smart, traveler! Let's hurry and get Childe to help us! L and P: Hahahaha, hahahaha! 5:37 Traveler who pulled Raiden Shogun L: The electro god's elemental skill is so easy to use! With this skill, no matter how bad my normal attacks are, I can still kill anything around Teyvat! Hehe L: Ehe, this is so nice to use *boom* 5:50 The "slash" without thinking (translation of Musou no Hitotachi) Kazuha's Friend: There will come a day when I will witness Inazuma's greatest fighting technique Kazuha: You want to fight Raiden Shogun? KF: Of course. The Shogun's Musou no Hitotachi isn't impossible to approach. KF: Floating in wind and rain, I long for my home (kazuha's idle line). I'll give this fillet blade to you, Kazuha K: Are you really going to resist against the Raiden Shogun because of the Vision Hunt Decree? KF: There is nobody who has the right to deprive the people of their wishes. KF: Even if the opponent is a god, there will always be a life on earth who can withstand the lightning's glow KF: As long as you understand who your blade fights for K: Raiden Shogun repealed the Vision Hunt Decree. The Inazuma people's wishes once again returned to their own hands. K: I won't stop here. I will take your wish until eternity K: Just let me play one last song for you here. K: My best friend *pfft pfft pfft pfft pffffft* cat: I'm going to fucking split open
結尾好感人⋯直到吹樹葉那段 還我眼淚qwq
最後的吹葉子把我的眼淚憋回去了，作者還我眼淚啊(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)
7:01真的會讓人哭出來
然後最後的吹直接...
眼淚默默收回去xd
萬葉廚的我表示吹笛很帥啊
@@dontsleepat3am 你沒看到他最後吹那啥鬼??
@@user-mu3ll3uc4h 你怎么这么认真？
我他喵裂开
雙刀流之萬葉友人同斬版😂
跟鍾離那一次也一樣, 意想不到的感慨. 結尾很感人.
我原本想说感人。。。可是那个奏曲。。。。很抱歉，我笑了
抱歉⋯萬葉我很喜歡你…但你的葉笛演奏我笑了
「总有地上的生灵敢，于直面雷霆的威光」，身为万业厨 真的很感谢你帮玩家们补回了那缺失的拼图 部分玩家压根没看过万业pv，体验剧情时真的没那么有共鸣感， 游戏剧情里没真正展示真的可惜，但还是很感动有人圆了这万业友人的意志。
万叶友人的剧情是稻妻章的序章，那动画在游戏里演示的，所有玩家都看得到。就是游戏里打 北斗武斗会决赛前和万叶溜出去时谈话后触发的动画。没看过PV的也知道那段剧情
@@yudilai6704 他的意思是，做为序章的内容，大家对万叶友人当时的内容没有那么深的代入感，和最后自己面对雷神，走过剧情之后感受是不一样的，而且那时候都是赶着过剧情，认真看完的都少
7:23我相信萬葉的朋友沒叫他吹葉笛XD
我相信萬葉的朋友智商肯定不高，雷的神之眼打雷將軍，tm會免疫阿。（純惡搞
@@whitenoise3098 他可能是反过来想的。他觉得雷电将军是雷元素，因此他雷之眼可以免疫。。。。。反正扛一刀就行，又不是真的打赢哈哈哈哈
万叶你的演奏技术还有待加强。。。
很強了，我吹都吹不出聲音
我把這個聲音吹得更難聽了
5:46 這段剪得太好了，重看了10遍
直接把岩丘丘王的盾炸没了
把自己也斬沒了🤣
5:10那個砍三刀真的笑死
7:20 本片精華~~絕對不能錯過!!!
结尾很意外 也很棒！ 🥰
不。結尾我一點也不意外。
見到樹葉時，我就知道可以笑得了。
我只覺得突然感人了起來(？
eng translation:
0:01 if there were commercials in genshin
Bennett voiceover: Are you still struggling when facing danger?
Bennett: Are you still grieving over your dead friends?
Bennett: Are you still suffering over not being able to cook?
Bennett: Teyvat Fried Egg! It will be your best friend throughout your travels until death!
Bennett: The ingredients are easy to gather and it's easy to make! You only need one egg in your pot!
Bennett: You'll no longer suffer over your dead friends! Call now, the fastest selling time is only three minutes!
Bennett: What are you waiting for? Hurry up and place your order!
0:27 The false Raiden Shogun!
0:40 The real Raiden Shogun!
0:43 2.1's new weapon pool
Paimon: Traveler! Version 2.1's new weapon pool finally released!
Lumine: Yeah, I really want to pull a proper weapon for my wife Raiden Shogun!
L: But I already have the Unforged PTSD when I pulled Zhongli's weapon
L: If I even pull another one of these things my bag won't be able to fit it!
P: That's not right, I remember your bag still has lots of space! In the last weapon pool you stuck in eleven Skyward--
L: *click click*
P: It won't be able to fit! No matter how you look at it you won't be able to fit it!
L: Exactly, Paimon! I can't just be chives again!
L: Mihoyo let me tell you!
L: No matter how good you make your PV, no matter how cool the demo is, if I, Traveler, pull from this weapon pool, I'm just a fucking dog!
P: Just a dog!
Lumine with 2 unforgeds: bark bark
Thoma: Uh this...
Ayaka: Huh? Traveler?
P: She can't be saved. It be like that
1:18 Traveler's duel before the throne
La Signora: Aiyaya, one after the other, are you Matryoshka dolls?
S: If I didn't already know this was Tenshukaku, I would've thought this place was a vegetable market
L: Ah! Kujou's been defeated by La Signora!
P: Then can we still hu these cards (reference to winning a mahjong game where winning is called "hu")
L: Paimon is there something wrong with your brain
Raiden: You don't have the right to punish for Inazuma citizen's wrongs, La Signora
S: Heh, then my apologies, Shogun-sama. I only helped discipline a servant.
S: I can also help you clean up the trash in your house, even though I'm only an envoy from Snezhnya.
P: Traveler, she doesn't even put us in her eyes (a saying that means she's looking down on them)
L: How dare she, I wish she puts me on her chest
P: Your brain has some major problems too doesn't it
S: I just hope you can recognize the gap between you and I. No matter status or strength, or...
L: I want to challenge you to a duel before the throne!
R: Mm
S: You learned how to use this country's rules too?
L: But I won't fight with you, I want to make a bet!
S: Haha, what do you want to bet?
L: I bet--
L: Yours aren't as big as Raiden Shogun's!
...
S: Hahahah! You really are boring. Are you running into your own blade? Is there anyone in the entirety of Teyvat that is bigger than me--
R: *chop chop*
S: Why did it turn out like this!
P: T-Traveler, you were talking about age, right?
P: Traveler?!
2:53 Raiden Shogun's savings
R: Ei, they are criminals. How should I take care of them?
Ei: They are the winners of the duel. As the leader of Inazuma, I am not that petty. Let them go.
R: Okay Ei.
E: Also Signora made this place too hot. Go into my room and get my private savings, buy me two desserts.
*treasure chest sound*
L: Fuck! Who knew there was a giant treasure chest under Inazuma City?
P: Wow, traveler! There's a lot of Mora inside! We can buy food, hahahaha!
E: CUT THOSE TWO DOWN FOR ME!
3:22 The decisive traveler
P: What do we do, they aren't Raiden Shogun's match!
L: *Upgrades the hell out of fillet blade*
4:05 The power of wishes
Yae: You didn't think that you could win over Ei's will just by your wishes, right?
Y: Even though your body is here, their wishes have already accumulated within your body.
Y: So, close your eyes...
Background voices: Please let me win the 50/50
Bv: Don't give me Qiqi!!
Bv: Can I get a five star weapon?
Bv: I want to stick my head into Raiden Shogun's chest!
Bv: I want to be Raiden Shogun's dog!
Bv: Can you give me more primogems?
Bv: I wish viewers would like, subscribe, and comment! (not entirely sure what the direct translation is but it's referring to smth similar to that but on bililbili)
L: Ughh...how come I still can't beat Raiden Shogun?
Y: Because your wishes are all impossible
5:10 The Fatui's undefeatable man
L: Raiden Shogun's battle power is so strong! She defeated La Signora in just one slash!
P: Yeah, traveler! If she fought against the Fatui Harbingers she would only need 12 slashes!
L: Wrong Paimon she would need 14 slashes
P: Eh, why?
L: Because Childe would need three slashes
P: Oh yeah! Childe is the most tankiest of all the Harbingers!
L: Yeah, Paimon! If we put Childe at the front there's no need to fear being crushed!
P: You're so smart, traveler! Let's hurry and get Childe to help us!
L and P: Hahahaha, hahahaha!
5:37 Traveler who pulled Raiden Shogun
L: The electro god's elemental skill is so easy to use! With this skill, no matter how bad my normal attacks are, I can still kill anything around Teyvat! Hehe
L: Ehe, this is so nice to use
*boom*
5:50 The "slash" without thinking (translation of Musou no Hitotachi)
Kazuha's Friend: There will come a day when I will witness Inazuma's greatest fighting technique
Kazuha: You want to fight Raiden Shogun?
KF: Of course. The Shogun's Musou no Hitotachi isn't impossible to approach.
KF: Floating in wind and rain, I long for my home (kazuha's idle line). I'll give this fillet blade to you, Kazuha
K: Are you really going to resist against the Raiden Shogun because of the Vision Hunt Decree?
KF: There is nobody who has the right to deprive the people of their wishes.
KF: Even if the opponent is a god, there will always be a life on earth who can withstand the lightning's glow
KF: As long as you understand who your blade fights for
K: Raiden Shogun repealed the Vision Hunt Decree. The Inazuma people's wishes once again returned to their own hands.
K: I won't stop here. I will take your wish until eternity
K: Just let me play one last song for you here.
K: My best friend
*pfft pfft pfft pfft pffffft*
cat: I'm going to fucking split open
Thank you
w o w
You deserve more likes
「九條那這局可以胡嗎？」
可以改等六條.....(被揍X
打了九条，听牌断幺九
眾人的願望出現一句 鍾離啥時復刻啊，好想當個廢人~
笑噴XDDD現役廢人正套著鍾離爸爸的盾呢ᕙ(＠°▽°＠)ᕗ
+1
我无比庆幸当初咬牙把钟离满命了
-当个fw真香-
哈哈，无视护盾的魔物出现了Fw和手残党们痛苦吧感受我们抽不到钟离的痛苦吧
一年後鐘離就復刻了呦
最後你會發現來隻雷史萊姆就扛的住那無想的一刀了..
😂然後NPC的雷電將軍不吃雷傷，自己的雷電將軍站在水上還吃感電🙃，操
@@fafner1185 開大期間才能免疫感電，但是那七秒實在是太快了
@@Umbyfox
無想的一刀 只有一刀
正版一刀連一秒都不到
米哈游還願意給你7秒不錯了....
啊确实 还有漂浮的雷的那个东西 雷神克星 要是怪物猎人 这些东西做成盔甲 应该可以去刷雷神了
@@freezestudio8007 😂😂😂確實
2:30 為了尊嚴的一刀🤭
看了幾集......每集結尾都這麼感人幹什麼啊
知不知道我剛花了一個多月才自己玩到現在最新主線啊！！！淚差點飆出來啊！
感謝你做了這支影片
最後的葉笛奏曲…
@@NotRaidenShotgunAnymore 他肯定跳過了⋯⋯
我他喵裂開
5:46 不套盾的后果
1:29 九條被女士給打了
這麻將梗不錯喔
不怕! 還有3隻九條!!
這女士肯定是要做斷幺！
或許改等六條也不錯(X
@@冷豔蛇蠍 拚一個斷么九也不錯
老沈：炎黄子孙就是要打麻将
6:09
FGO BGM 亂入
原神冠位指定 稻妻特異點 鳴神永恆
快和FGO来个联动吧
@@okidolater1824 兩個ip到現在都太硬了，太硬的ip真的不好一起聯動。尤其是Fate，這個ip太大了
@@okidolater1824 我要抽瑪修
风属性双手大剑的saber……想想就很带感啊
火屬弓
阿拉什
我等不急了douob
5:46 鍾離：你再不讓我上來開盾啊
說出了所有原神玩家的願望
那一段超好笑
我想當神子,那我就可以整天黏着雷電將軍了
太真實了
我想當那無想的一刀
@@NotRaidenShotgunAnymore 你很危險
尼瑪萬葉那段剪的比原版還感動
我這輩子也沒幹啥缺德事啊!你倒是把我看最後一段的眼淚還來!
“当你知道你的刀，为谁而斩！” 一句话让我想起了绯村剑心。感动。
每次看起來很正經的結尾
都會破功呢
望向心海觀賞池……
总有地上的生灵，敢于直面雷霆的威光
雷史莱姆
免疫
1:09 太郎丸好可愛
「沒有地上的生靈，敢於面對雷電將軍的料理」
雀食
感謝up主帶給我們無窮歡樂wwww
7:24把我眼淚還來!!!!
“总有地上的生灵，敢于直面雷霆的威光”
“只要你明白”
“你的刀"
"有50%几率砍出400%的伤害”
以上，我以为的对白走向。
6:10的音樂太燃了 原來是fgo在打終局特異點的配樂
難怪聽起來耳熟
4:34那個撕心裂肺的哀嚎，七七WDNMD!!!
在我這裏七七也不是歪的（來自一個擁有非洲運氣的人
我即使接住了，雷電將軍那無（奶）想（香）的一刀，仍然還是沒學會如何吹草笛 by.萬葉
萬葉沒關係,我也不會吹草笛
@@NotRaidenShotgunAnymore 但你還不會做飯
0:00 當我聽到這句台詞，有個聲音在我耳邊響起…開個金開個金～
總有地上的生靈，敢用吃虎魚刀，直面雷電將軍的薙草之稻光。
吃虎魚刀，璃月出品，必屬精品。
太刀的话是梦想一心吧？
@@frencisshuen1054之後的任務中有說
擋雷電將軍時用的
是一般的吃虎魚刀
@@哈密瓜好吃-y5r 知道啊，但雷神的无想一刀使用梦想一心砍的
@@frencisshuen1054 奧
沒事
我看錯
萬葉回憶那段配樂總感覺有點耳熟
大軍師司馬懿
FGO 第七特異點吧 好像
運命 ～GRAND BATTLE～
其实我觉得无想的一刀也不是没有生灵能接住，就比如说，雷史莱姆😂
最近看太多萬葉和x兵、x藏的cp文，看萬葉的眼神都不對勁了😂
總有地上生靈，敢直面雷霆的威光
總有一些色批，去直面胸前的波濤
早。餅乾
我好喜歡結尾，結果最後...我他喵笑鼠wwww
片尾把我的眼淚還來
結尾果然是辣個吹葉聲哈哈哈哈
還記得我當初入坑原神的那個廣告 居然是拿提米的鴿子做示範 教我怎麼用甘雨一箭收割@@
突然有種尤吉歐的靈魂跟桐人攜手對抗萬惡敵人的感覺
聲優梗
7:01 善逸出現，雷之呼吸七之型-火雷神
5:10原來是官方藏在語音裡的梗
結尾真不錯
我還以為要昇華了，結果…我他喵裂開
7:26 [好听]
我發現萬葉死去朋友必須進卡池，盡然胸前塞小貓，這設計…香
最後把我的感動還回來⋯⋯
5：33被嚇的魂飛破散的公子
雖然是個搞笑影片，為什麼我最後眼淚被逼出來了呢
不不不，最後的配樂才是重頭戲啊！
把我最後的感動還回來XDDDDDDDDDD
5:19 其實是十五，女士也要兩刀
結局意外的不惡搞害我心抖了一下（扣除吹）
這期視頻質量回來了!!
打九条这牌能不能胡这段笑死 😂😂
打九條？胡？
@@liu1150 打麻將
這不是整活
這是燃爆啊! 萬葉太帥了
總有地上的生靈 敢於面對雷霆的微光
雷史萊姆：就是我
7:00 最開始看到將軍的時候我還以為她是單手劍呢 (完全沒在看pv)
没有任何人可以剥夺民众的愿望
就算对方是神
总会有地上的生灵
敢于直面雷霆的威光
雷史萊姆:再用點力啊雷神，沒吃飯嗎?
其實呀，我覺得除了避雷針沒什麼能直面雷霆….太認真，我錯了！！！
雷電將軍：我還有大招沒放呢！喝～～「召喚煙緋」
碰！碰！蹦！（超載)(超載)(超載)
這段劇情對岸居然會過審也是挺神奇的lol
跟鍾離那一次也一樣, 意想不到的感慨. 結尾很拉垮
這些願望只能在夢裡實現ヽ(ﾟ∀｡)
笑死 夢裡啥都有
總有天上的雷霆，敢直面葉天帝的威光。
叶天帝nb
跟影對決那段的心聲真夠現實的😂
這個真的是又笑又哭，但廣告真好，可我基本不會讓角色死（看到紅血就嚶嚶嚶的
能不能不要再出防禦的那個願望太真實了（充滿主條防禦附條雙防的人類）
最後面真棒!!!
我只想說我過主線時
願望這段讓我小燃了一下
等一下最後的音樂！
那是FGO出來串場嗎？！
哈哈阿～超懷念的！
最後拼刀真帥啊
「九條被女士給打了！」「那這牌還能胡嗎？」👍
0:50靠北酱多
最後突然燃爆
真正的雷电将军是靠着死亡bug过的…
真假雷電將軍那一段真的很靠北wwww
什麼梗啊看不懂
@@還刷阿再刷吧 那個墳墓是前代雷神的墓，也就是現任雷神的姐姐
1:29 看了几遍才反应过来“九条被女生打了” 是什么哏
麻將梗
我也是，每次想學玩麻將大人就說小孩子玩什麼麻將
為誰而斬，整個鳥肌到爆
3:50 背景音樂？好熟悉喔
是散兵才對，他有90%的雷元素抗性
假雷電那邊真的是說出我的心聲 機器的為什麼那麼難🥲
用電腦操作，尻了兩個小時，最後還把帳號丟給朋友，朋友也打了20分鐘…
0:26 emotional damage!
3:46求解
是看萬葉用摛虎魚刀好像很強所以趕快升滿 ?
靠背 結尾後勁好強www
5:14是要十五刀，因為傘兵要砍兩刀
我早就知道萬葉在刀上附上的武裝色霸氣
實際上萬葉的友人是輸給了九條煞羅之後按照御前決鬥的規定被雷神斬殺 而不是輸給了雷神
這個封面圖看完2.2雪山劇情，覺的根本就是主角手藝畫的
萬葉這演奏技術從璃月那期視頻到這期視頻都沒變好阿!!!
萬葉吹草笛，已經無人出其右也
4:53 這聲音……好輕浮啊。
4:06
好消息：他吹得越来越好了
坏消息：他吹得越来越好了
这个旅行者配音甚得朕心，来人，赐宫刑
4:50 4:51放慢可以看到主角變哲平
其實只看外型，我還蠻喜歡女士的，從公子可以抽開始就期待未來可以抽她
可惜剩灰咯
原來將軍是為了那個砍的🤣
0:59 現在才發現4彩蛋ww
牛逼剪輯