@Adam Zinger A locked door can provide the crucial few moments to call 911 during a home invasion, and can slow the spread of a fire so much that rooms with closed doors are often almost untouched. They tell you to check if a doorknob is hot during a fire is because a fire could literally be raging on the other side and door is keeping it at bay. A cellphone is more than adequate protection against health emergencies. For you logic to be sound, you would have to keep your house completely unlocked at all times.
@Heidrosign if weird shit happens in my home, i leave all doors wide open and invite the spirits to say hello to my master, the crawling chaos. Everybody say hello to my old pal, Nyarlathotep.
I got isekai'd as a powerful demon lord with an ability to control other people and things like that but all I want is drink tea, eat biscuits and discuss the current weather in the kingdom New anime fantasy novel.
My brother and I watched the second one, and the most entertainment we got was picturing the ghosts as teenage pranksters just doing minor stuff to mess with the residents “Dude, bruh... check this out.” *Knocks a pan over.*
Honestly, if I was the producer of the whole Paranormal Activity studio series thing I wouldn't change a thing, he mass produces a bunch of super cheap movie and while a lot of them make no money, one makes BANK worldwide.
*The Blair Witch Project:* how to do a found footage horror film. Great PR campaign. In the dark woods. No dramatic music or jumpscares. Everyone dies just off camera. Never should've had a sequel. *Paranormal Activity:* Two losers live a boring life & about halfway through the movie, something starts creeping on them, but no matter what happens, they do nothing. Suddenly one walks out of the room & murders the other one off camera. Way too many sequels. "Paraboring Inactivity" -Rifftrax joke.
The spooky ghost attack movie where nothing interesting happens until the last five minutes because the director literally couldn't afford to do anything cool.
The original ending of the first one was implied, there were sounds of a scuffle in the first floor, then someone calls 911 then the police is implied to have shot Katie. All of these are pretty stupid, but before the franchise, the demon wasn't Satan or anything like that but just a clingy asshole obsessed with Katie and its implied that the creature can only truly harm them if they acknowledge it, and the boyfriend makes everything worse by trying to help. I assume its the same process as the Conjuring, scaring in order to weaken the target, then attacking to further weaken and finally possessing the victim. But that's giving the movie too much credit.
@@RazorusR3X777 ah ok I saw something today while googling (Moviebob creepy) that basically he thought they were friends and she clarified that they are not friends and that his behaviour was really creepy. Or was there something else? The info I found was just an interaction in twitter.
One way to have "Ghost does weird shit," while keeping it serious is to have someone mention "Demons grow in power through negative emotions, and what your experiencing is the demon flexing their power and taunting you."
For 15 000 this is a pretty good result to be fair. Crap by cinema movie standard (good movie not whatever reboot crap is being pump out) by fairly good/great for an amateur movie.
AHH! This is great, takes me back. I remember being attacked by an acquaintance when I tried to calm their nerves (because apparently they had the emotional fortitude of an avocado) by explaining calmly that this was NOT real. It was as if I challenged their religious beliefs or something on that level...except...it’s a movie...a mediocre movie...a bad horror movie. Good times. My ramble aside, awesome video. Love your content! You rock, Tara! 👍
I remember seeing the alternate ending on a bootleg dvd when I was younger( the one where Katie just stabs Micah offscreen) and actually being scared when I saw the jumpscare ending on a legit dvd. I wish more horror had surprise endings like that.
This pretty much sums up the entire series. -Family or couple move into the house. -Has their home life recorded for some reason. -They start noticing weird shit happening but due to stupid inconvenience they have to stay. -Jump scares. -Staying in the house despite weird shit going on. -Finally realizing something is going on. -Everyone gets killed off. -For a sequel, just repeat all that was said
I was under the impression all the tension building minor actions were done to build the demons power. He feeds on negative energy right? So he does things to creep people out and cause strife between family members , it always starts small because they are low power.
No Tara thinks it wants to type on the keyboard some kind of message to them or something. No Tara the demon is a god damn dickhead that likes to fuck around with them and it seems like hte more you acknoweldge it the stronger it gets.
You just came out with your 100th video with no true fanfare... Congratulations on getting there! Your videos are on another level, and I really hope you make it big! I have thought of you as one of the best creators on here. Keep it up, Tara!💖
Yeah, I was never really on board... the first one had some nice production values for being so cheap, but the actual content just felt very forced, stilted and disingenuous.
Same here. I watched it when it was first released, with no idea what to expect. Thought it was complete trash. I actually had to stop from laughing aloud at some of the 'scares'.
I remember the hype. I remember texting the code to have it shown in theatres locally. I remember walking out of the theatre feeling overwhelmingly disappointed at something I was so excited to see just a couple hours earlier.
I like how the fourth movie is basically phineas and ferb. You have two boys running around and doing strange things while their sister tries desperately to bust them.
I remember watching the first paranormal activity with my sister under her bed sheets, we got scared as hell but now looking back at this this movie is just hilarious to watch.
I hate when I’m dating a woman, we move in together and it turns out she’s been keeping a secret about a fire bug ex-shadow phantom of hers that burnt down her house. It’s the worst. Also: Loved the Cameron F’in Mitchell cameo. I love RLM too
Tara, I don’t know how, but somehow I just listened to you trash my favourite horror movies (guilty pleasure, fight me) and I loved every second of it and now want to watch them again. Please continue making videos.
Oh man, that "80s" footage u_u The tapes have a pretty distinct look, there must be a filter that approximates it. Or you could use actual tapes. In any case Red Letter Media can get it done and they are a UA-cam channel, not a movie studio.
I am big baby and can't stand scary movies so I never saw this series. I'm glad I didn't miss anything worthwhile. I remember all my friends at the time raving about the first one and thinking the commercials just looked boring.
Spooky pumpkin dance is exactly how I sum up nearly every horror movie anymore. Your video is more entertaining than a lot of scary movies I have seen in my whole life. But I also don’t watch many horror movies because my anxiety and paranoia and intrusive thoughts make things too real for me and I get scared not by the movie. But the things I think about in my head.
In the modern day, judging by recent AFV submissions, a lot of people have security cameras. If you did a remake where you were just looking at leaked security camera footage, it'd be interesting. Not great, but interesting.
@@spinosaurusstriker ohhh okay. Do you know if the website is still active? If not that’s a huge shame, but I suppose the project lives on through the analysis videos (even if they’re not perfect you can still get a sense of the project). I really hope the site/videos are archived somewhere, I can’t find the site myself 😞
I remember Spoony recommending the series, way back in the day. That was probably the first sign he was slipping. Movie was pretty fucking ‘Meh’, at best.
I watched the first one a few years ago and was like ‚yeah, a great move!‘ because I remembered it that way. After watching it again I was pretty disappointed.
I just found channel and love movie reviews. I really appreciate the time you took to make this video and putting the dancing pumpkin dude in it meshed so well.
Those movies are interesting because they only worked in the moment they appeared. When the 1st came out there was that big hype & word of mouth. So when my friends & I watched it, we were paying attention. Everytime the camera was just filming an empty room we were looking if something weird was happening. In hindsight it was nothing, but back then we somehow tricked ourselves that something was or would happen! Rewatching it tho is impossible because it´s a slog to get through.
7:01- These segments of fast-forwarding as Katie stands by the bed for hours on end were the only parts that legitimately unsettled me and stuck with me after leaving the theater (as opposed to the myriad cheap jump-scares that only made me momentarily flinch at best, the sole decent one being Katie's demon face close-up at the end). It's something about her sped up body language as the footage runs through all that time, that fast-forwarding of her mild sways while standing is just eerie to me.
Toby is actually the ghost of the Scranton Strangler, you would know if you were more knowledgeable on the Office extended universe, but you need a real high IQ for that
I like the fact that nobody remembers that the first movie was an independent creation and had a realistic ending! where we are not shown what happens with the husband after he runs to help his wife, but we can hear things, and later the wife returns to the bedroom holding a knife and stands there for hours/days. The video fast-forwards to show the passage of time, and slows down only so we can hear someone trying to visit them, finding out the body and later calling the Police. AND IT ENDS with police officers arriving on the scene and presumably shooting the wife as she tries to charge at them with the knife. Which works with the whole "Footage from found from something-PD station" titles and everything. The first time I saw the original ending of the first movie ( watching it somewhere on the internet during early 2000's) I really loved it. The original ending made it feel really grounded and therefore more... creepy i would say? But the ending it was given in the cinematic release... well, it ruined the whole thing for me and also Im guessing it allowed them to go into even more unrealistic magical horror bullshit territory in the sequels. OH WELL~
I opened YT hoping for something good to watch with my dinner and was very happy to find a new video! Comments are disabled but I wanted to let you know
I never understood why anyone would ever think that these movies might be real for even a second. If they were real, they'd be snuff films, and those are *highly* illegal.
A found footage movie makes more sense now tbh. Imagine an nsa agent or hacker piecing together a ghost story with all the lenses and placements they could have access to
I was a kid when this came out and we watched it at home in broad daylight bc we were scaredy cats. When they woke up and there were hoofprints on the floor and there was this HUGE moment of seriousness, my sister started screaming 'OH MY GOD THOSE ARE HOOOFS!! HOOOFS!! HOOOFS!!' (pronouncing it wrong, rhyming with 'tooth') aaaaand that's the only thing I remember about this movie.
"Oh, its about the first Paranormal Activity, this should be goo-"
>its all of them
*MADRE DE DIOS*
OH DIOS MIO
*SANTA MADRE*
Ah, Weekend has discovered ProcrastiTara. Nice!
Yonder mickeyfickey doth consume burrito
Hello, peasant! How goes the-
*hour long analysis of the Paranormal Activity franchise*
By the Pope!
“When You Walk into the Grocery Store and You Can See Yourself on the Security Camera: The Movie”
"I left my camera on by accident for 97 hours"
@@ProcrastiTara oops
@@ProcrastiTara
*door opens after 96 hours & 57 min*
I always see those stupid bowled mirrors that make me look even fatter than I have any tendency to be.
these are starting to sound like youtube videos morgs or something would make
U can tell immediately its not found footage cause they sleep with the door open
Hey! I'll have you know many fine people sleep with the door open. Their ways might seem alien and dangerous, but I assure you they mean no harm.
I can't sleep with my door closed or else the cats would scream bloody murder
Please people, for your own safety sleep with the door closed and locked. In case of a fire or home invasion, it can literally save your life.
@Adam Zinger A locked door can provide the crucial few moments to call 911 during a home invasion, and can slow the spread of a fire so much that rooms with closed doors are often almost untouched. They tell you to check if a doorknob is hot during a fire is because a fire could literally be raging on the other side and door is keeping it at bay. A cellphone is more than adequate protection against health emergencies. For you logic to be sound, you would have to keep your house completely unlocked at all times.
@Heidrosign if weird shit happens in my home, i leave all doors wide open and invite the spirits to say hello to my master, the crawling chaos. Everybody say hello to my old pal, Nyarlathotep.
A demon who enjoy's tea parties sounds like a pretty good seed for a slice of life anime. Or a surrealist play at a university.
A demon who's partial to tea, and making surrealist plays about himself at his local University? 🤔🤔🤔
@@wildworld6641
Oh my god. You are a genius!
You two sound like you drink lattes
I got isekai'd as a powerful demon lord with an ability to control other people and things like that but all I want is drink tea, eat biscuits and discuss the current weather in the kingdom
New anime fantasy novel.
@@UnknownOps I would read this lol
If the dancing pumpkin dude was my sleep paralysis demon, I'd be more sad that I couldn't dance with him rather than being spooked
The truest torture. Wanting to bust a move but being physically incapable.
I would've tried to pound off out of respect.
Thank you for calling it the planchette and not "the cursor"
People call it a cursor? Dear God...
@@MamaBearBrock Somehow cursor is a worse description than me calling it "that triangle thing with a hole"
The correct term is "official Hasbro game accessory."
My brother and I watched the second one, and the most entertainment we got was picturing the ghosts as teenage pranksters just doing minor stuff to mess with the residents
“Dude, bruh... check this out.” *Knocks a pan over.*
I loved this movie specially the part when the pumpkin head goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Perfect timing!
No one is going to question the dancing pumpkin dude? No? No one. Okay.
Oh no it seems like satan is trying to take over the world by slightly inconveniencing you though dancing pumpkin footage
the what?
This comment chian is gold. XD
Yeah can you believe someone's hallucinating a dancing pumpkin?
Spooky scary skeletons
Honestly, if I was the producer of the whole Paranormal Activity studio series thing I wouldn't change a thing, he mass produces a bunch of super cheap movie and while a lot of them make no money, one makes BANK worldwide.
Well, the director of the first one and producer for the series is from Israel so it makes sense
And even the ones which "fail" proably still make their money back
Smh the Paranormal Activity with Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward is the only one that is watchable 😔
*The Blair Witch Project:* how to do a found footage horror film. Great PR campaign. In the dark woods. No dramatic music or jumpscares. Everyone dies just off camera. Never should've had a sequel.
*Paranormal Activity:* Two losers live a boring life & about halfway through the movie, something starts creeping on them, but no matter what happens, they do nothing. Suddenly one walks out of the room & murders the other one off camera. Way too many sequels. "Paraboring Inactivity" -Rifftrax joke.
More like nothing happens in the woods for an hour and a half
August Underground (2001) is pretty damn authentic looking, definitely my favorite found footage flick
Blair Witch was 🗑️ 😂
Blair Witch also sucked for the same reasons lmao
The spooky ghost attack movie where nothing interesting happens until the last five minutes because the director literally couldn't afford to do anything cool.
Demon: 🎵Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me🎵
The original ending of the first one was implied, there were sounds of a scuffle in the first floor, then someone calls 911 then the police is implied to have shot Katie.
All of these are pretty stupid, but before the franchise, the demon wasn't Satan or anything like that but just a clingy asshole obsessed with Katie and its implied that the creature can only truly harm them if they acknowledge it, and the boyfriend makes everything worse by trying to help. I assume its the same process as the Conjuring, scaring in order to weaken the target, then attacking to further weaken and finally possessing the victim. But that's giving the movie too much credit.
So it's like Movie Bob if he was a ghost?
@Cristian Davis
If ever there was a man in need of an exorcism...
@@RazorusR3X777 I've seen Moviebob but maybe I'm missing the referrence? With Amanda Seyfried or...?
@@Mishomish0 Lindsey Ellis. He's basically stalking Lindsey Ellis online.
@@RazorusR3X777 ah ok I saw something today while googling (Moviebob creepy) that basically he thought they were friends and she clarified that they are not friends and that his behaviour was really creepy. Or was there something else? The info I found was just an interaction in twitter.
the pumpkin dancing really puts ya in the mood.
0:22
Tara: "We're starting 2020 on a sh*tty note"
Me: "Well....didn't know WFDI (Wish for Death Island) ran slower than Earth's time"
It's always 2020 here. Giorno Giovanna made it keep repeating
@@ProcrastiTara
.....Oh....welp
So WFDI works like the island of Skellig in Berserk?
Was that knife just hovering on the ceiling for a full day and no one saw it
I kinda figured it was stuck in the ceiling
One way to have "Ghost does weird shit," while keeping it serious is to have someone mention "Demons grow in power through negative emotions, and what your experiencing is the demon flexing their power and taunting you."
That’s really smart! :0
Boy, this franchise kinda came and went.
The Fact Paranormal Activity 1’s budget was $15,000 and grossed 194 Million dollars makes me lose faith in effort when it comes to horror movies.
The first movie is not bad at all it’s decent the sequels suck though
For 15 000 this is a pretty good result to be fair. Crap by cinema movie standard (good movie not whatever reboot crap is being pump out) by fairly good/great for an amateur movie.
I just keep thinking that after the box office the director must be thinking himself a genius.
@@porassrivastava8242 Absolument. He must have been so proud.
I don’t see what’s the problem here.
That dancing pumpkin became my new sleep paralysis demon, thank you wonderous siren.
When the kid named the demon Tobey, I can’t be the only one who know imagined a sort of wacky comedy with a Bully McGuire ghost, right?
"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"
*proceeds to throw boyfriend at the camera*
"Is it electric?"
You'll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR!!
That would have been infinitely better than this.
Տᗴᗴ Yᗩ ᑕᕼᑌᗰᑭ
I can appreciate how quickly "what's going on big guy?" has become a stable on the channel, lovin' it
Demon: Heheheh, I'm gonna move this cup from the counter....to the kitchen table!
*EVIL LAUGHTER*
Where's my cup? I just had it?
AHH! This is great, takes me back. I remember being attacked by an acquaintance when I tried to calm their nerves (because apparently they had the emotional fortitude of an avocado) by explaining calmly that this was NOT real. It was as if I challenged their religious beliefs or something on that level...except...it’s a movie...a mediocre movie...a bad horror movie. Good times.
My ramble aside, awesome video. Love your content!
You rock, Tara! 👍
I remember seeing the alternate ending on a bootleg dvd when I was younger( the one where Katie just stabs Micah offscreen) and actually being scared when I saw the jumpscare ending on a legit dvd. I wish more horror had surprise endings like that.
Thank you
Here was i, about to do something productive, now I dont have to
Who wants productivity? Just eat nutella and take naps. Become a cat
@@ProcrastiTara 😺
Tara: "This is the problem I have with ghosts."
Ghost: "L-Look, I tried, okay?!"
When Tara says: "look, i'm not angry. Just disappointed."
You could pretty much describe all of these movies with “something happens, but actually nothing happened”
My thoughts exactly.
Saw this with friends, and we spent the entire movie arguing wether Katie was hot or not
No words I can use to describe how much I despise these movies.
This pretty much sums up the entire series.
-Family or couple move into the house.
-Has their home life recorded for some reason.
-They start noticing weird shit happening but due to stupid inconvenience they have to stay.
-Jump scares.
-Staying in the house despite weird shit going on.
-Finally realizing something is going on.
-Everyone gets killed off.
-For a sequel, just repeat all that was said
The sentence "Katies current whereabouts are unknown" scared me shitless as a kid🤣
I was under the impression all the tension building minor actions were done to build the demons power. He feeds on negative energy right? So he does things to creep people out and cause strife between family members , it always starts small because they are low power.
or maybe the demon is part cat. Just doing it to spite you. "Oh you wanted a drink of water?" **knocks glass off table**
No Tara thinks it wants to type on the keyboard some kind of message to them or something. No Tara the demon is a god damn dickhead that likes to fuck around with them and it seems like hte more you acknoweldge it the stronger it gets.
I like to think the demon just hit it's head on the chandelier and got embarrassed
A guy attacking his friends because they have eggs sounds like an OneyNG skit
"Chris, Chris, what if Tomar punched you in the face because you came in with a bunch of eggs?"
"I'd fucking scream dude."
*zach screaming like a goblin in the background*
"Tomar what if your beautiful darling wife Jaxxy attacked you because you had eggs, what would you do Tomar."
@@screaminghairyarmadillo "i think i would feel very upset"
The Dancing pumpkin man is everything🤣🤣🤣🤣
Background music from Bully is a very nice touch 👌🏾
You just came out with your 100th video with no true fanfare... Congratulations on getting there! Your videos are on another level, and I really hope you make it big! I have thought of you as one of the best creators on here. Keep it up, Tara!💖
I completely lost it at the dancing piumpkin head guy, I'm laughing so hard omg
Yeah, I was never really on board... the first one had some nice production values for being so cheap, but the actual content just felt very forced, stilted and disingenuous.
Same here. I watched it when it was first released, with no idea what to expect. Thought it was complete trash. I actually had to stop from laughing aloud at some of the 'scares'.
*Dialogue for every scene:*
"Why are you filming this? HELP ME!"
"Is THAT all you got? You're WORTHLESS!"
@@gabrielboorom6196 XD That isn’t even an exaggeration; the dialogue was REALLY like that.
@@goodmachines7743
Next up: *Dialogue from The Blair Witch Project:*
"Did you get the camera?"
"I gave you back the map!"
"JOSH!"
"JOSH!"
"JOSH!"
@@gabrielboorom6196 That’s more the second half, but it’s still very accurate XD
You gotta do the whole series
Boy, you'll be in for a treat then
@@ProcrastiTara A one hour break down of the first movie would be impressive.
I remember the hype. I remember texting the code to have it shown in theatres locally. I remember walking out of the theatre feeling overwhelmingly disappointed at something I was so excited to see just a couple hours earlier.
I never got around watching this movie. Thank you for sacrificing your time to watch this film.
This series is like the longest N&A Productions "Don't Call Thanos at 3AM" video ever. Just without the hype or Amazon gift card giveaways.
What a gem of a channel. Im so glad I found it. Now i can binge watch everything.
This was only scary because we were all kids
That's a pretty bold assumption
It wasn't even scary to me as a kid.
Tbh, Even as I kid I hated this movie.
Your right. I thought this was the scariest movie ever when I was a kid
I remember being 14 and all my hipster friends being irritated with me for saying it sucked even back then...
Lol I remember the 3rd film at the cinemas - there’s a bit where the covers rise up slowly and all’s I could think was “Immm a snake” meme
Paranormal Activity in a nutshell.
"Nothing's happening, nothing's happening, nothing's happening....oh, OH! Wait a minute....false alarm....nothing's happening."
Cameras shows the entire kitchen explode around his wife *Shows dad the footage* "I see nothing wrong here"
I like how the fourth movie is basically phineas and ferb. You have two boys running around and doing strange things while their sister tries desperately to bust them.
I remember watching the first paranormal activity with my sister under her bed sheets, we got scared as hell but now looking back at this this movie is just hilarious to watch.
Spooky pumpkin man cheers me up. Thank you for adding him to the footage. I don't know why he cheers me up so much, but he does. What's the source?
11:30 original ending with katie getting killed by cops is better than this jumpscare shit they stuck in to make a sequel
I hate when I’m dating a woman, we move in together and it turns out she’s been keeping a secret about a fire bug ex-shadow phantom of hers that burnt down her house. It’s the worst.
Also: Loved the Cameron F’in Mitchell cameo. I love RLM too
If they only listened to Cameron and closed that fucking door none of this would have happened.
Tara, I don’t know how, but somehow I just listened to you trash my favourite horror movies (guilty pleasure, fight me) and I loved every second of it and now want to watch them again.
Please continue making videos.
The most unbelievable thing in this entire franchise is the girl laying down in her own bed with shoes on.
The near silent Croc theme playing in the background adds so much to this, thank you
It took me back to my childhood 😊☺
I just want the video of that jack-o-lantern guy dancing
Idk...🤷🏾♂️
But the news reporter dancing is a absolute legend. Bless his heart.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾
Oh man, that "80s" footage u_u The tapes have a pretty distinct look, there must be a filter that approximates it. Or you could use actual tapes. In any case Red Letter Media can get it done and they are a UA-cam channel, not a movie studio.
oh heck this gon be spooky
No cursing please, this is a family friendly space.
@@ianduarte1992 fuck I'm sorry
Oh thank God thank you so much for giving me something to focus on that's not Trump related
A different kind of horror movie
I am big baby and can't stand scary movies so I never saw this series. I'm glad I didn't miss anything worthwhile. I remember all my friends at the time raving about the first one and thinking the commercials just looked boring.
Holy Shit. I can't get enough of the dancing pumpkin guy!!!
00:20 "Starting 2020 on a shitty note"
It already has lol
But the video was uploaded a week ago...Yeah I'm 'That Guy'.
@@theshadowyparasite9448 But then it would be the end dum dum
29:28 that bear that's just hogging the screen is teddy ruxpin. That is all.
Spooky pumpkin dance is exactly how I sum up nearly every horror movie anymore.
Your video is more entertaining than a lot of scary movies I have seen in my whole life.
But I also don’t watch many horror movies because my anxiety and paranoia and intrusive thoughts make things too real for me and I get scared not by the movie. But the things I think about in my head.
In the modern day, judging by recent AFV submissions, a lot of people have security cameras. If you did a remake where you were just looking at leaked security camera footage, it'd be interesting. Not great, but interesting.
Cute Cobra Check out The 13 Experience if you’re into that idea. It’s quite the rabbit hole though so be warned.
@@NootalieWalf almost all of his content has been deleted 😢
@@spinosaurusstriker What do you mean? Whose? Sorry
@@NootalieWalf for example the makeup girl, and there is only like 7 videos in his channel about actual found footage
@@spinosaurusstriker ohhh okay. Do you know if the website is still active? If not that’s a huge shame, but I suppose the project lives on through the analysis videos (even if they’re not perfect you can still get a sense of the project). I really hope the site/videos are archived somewhere, I can’t find the site myself 😞
Katie’s probably the most not intimidating antagonist ever
I have never seen this much of the dancing pumpkin. Thanks for sharing.
When life gives you ghouls, laugh at their funny dancing. 😎🎉
I don't know how I randomly stumbled across your channel but I see this as an absolute win
I feel like another problem is that the antagonists appear to be effectively invincible and undefeatable killing any tension
Thank you for the shots of Cameron Mitchell. He was a good actor
Looking forward to this one, I hope you're having a nice day
I remember Spoony recommending the series, way back in the day. That was probably the first sign he was slipping.
Movie was pretty fucking ‘Meh’, at best.
Now that's a name i haven't heard in a while... and the last time i heard it, it was nothing good.
The Sam Hyde "What's going on big guy" gave me a big ol' smile on my face. Love that video.
I watched the first one a few years ago and was like ‚yeah, a great move!‘ because I remembered it that way.
After watching it again I was pretty disappointed.
I just found channel and love movie reviews. I really appreciate the time you took to make this video and putting the dancing pumpkin dude in it meshed so well.
Those movies are interesting because they only worked in the moment they appeared. When the 1st came out there was that big hype & word of mouth. So when my friends & I watched it, we were paying attention. Everytime the camera was just filming an empty room we were looking if something weird was happening. In hindsight it was nothing, but back then we somehow tricked ourselves that something was or would happen!
Rewatching it tho is impossible because it´s a slog to get through.
7:01- These segments of fast-forwarding as Katie stands by the bed for hours on end were the only parts that legitimately unsettled me and stuck with me after leaving the theater (as opposed to the myriad cheap jump-scares that only made me momentarily flinch at best, the sole decent one being Katie's demon face close-up at the end). It's something about her sped up body language as the footage runs through all that time, that fast-forwarding of her mild sways while standing is just eerie to me.
Everybody knows those boards are called Luigi Boards
Ghosts in every paranormal activity movie : " Oh you're approaching me ? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me ? "
Toby is actually the ghost of the Scranton Strangler, you would know if you were more knowledgeable on the Office extended universe, but you need a real high IQ for that
I like the fact that nobody remembers that the first movie was an independent creation and had a realistic ending!
where we are not shown what happens with the husband after he runs to help his wife, but we can hear things, and later the wife returns to the bedroom holding a knife and stands there for hours/days. The video fast-forwards to show the passage of time, and slows down only so we can hear someone trying to visit them, finding out the body and later calling the Police. AND IT ENDS with police officers arriving on the scene and presumably shooting the wife as she tries to charge at them with the knife. Which works with the whole "Footage from found from something-PD station" titles and everything.
The first time I saw the original ending of the first movie ( watching it somewhere on the internet during early 2000's) I really loved it. The original ending made it feel really grounded and therefore more... creepy i would say? But the ending it was given in the cinematic release... well, it ruined the whole thing for me and also Im guessing it allowed them to go into even more unrealistic magical horror bullshit territory in the sequels. OH WELL~
I opened YT hoping for something good to watch with my dinner and was very happy to find a new video! Comments are disabled but I wanted to let you know
your voice sounds cool. genuine with a bit of edginess. nice review as well. subscribed!
3:47 Procasti you have the strangest browser history. I just know it.
I like how you took the time to sink the dance up to what you were trying to say about everything.
the amount of giggles i had because of this video was unexpected and i want to thank you for all of them
I forgot how much I love the CW pumpkin man dancing. It’s more entertaining than this entire series.
I don't know about these movies, but that dancing Pumpkin Head Man is freakin' scary as all hell. Give him a movie.
I never understood why anyone would ever think that these movies might be real for even a second. If they were real, they'd be snuff films, and those are *highly* illegal.
“We’re starting 2020...”
Oh god the memes are true. December 32, 2020 was true
A found footage movie makes more sense now tbh. Imagine an nsa agent or hacker piecing together a ghost story with all the lenses and placements they could have access to
I was a kid when this came out and we watched it at home in broad daylight bc we were scaredy cats. When they woke up and there were hoofprints on the floor and there was this HUGE moment of seriousness, my sister started screaming 'OH MY GOD THOSE ARE HOOOFS!! HOOOFS!! HOOOFS!!' (pronouncing it wrong, rhyming with 'tooth') aaaaand that's the only thing I remember about this movie.
I can never finish your videos because you make me fall asleep);
Say what you will, pumpkin head guy can certainly bust a move.
This is such an underrated channel - your editing makes me laugh so Much
I din't think I would ever get tired of the dancing pumpkin guy, but I guess 1 hour of it was enough for me.