Every tiem we see Simon's perspective I keep thinking he's crouching for a few seconds before I remember he's a dwarf, because honestly Simon crouching the entire way through a level isn't that implausible.
It’s really bothering that neither Tom nor Ben has got the correct “editor made” player portrait. Tom is playing Victor Saltzpyre but the editor put in Markus Kruber as his portrait. Ben on the other hand is playing Markus Kruber but has the portrait of Kerillian. Simon got the correct portrait at least.
Bens song: When I was A young shark My father Took me into the reeef To see the swimming baaand But then they came, The pooners They were lead by the poon lord Aaa did they pooned my daaad
I always imagine that if vermintide was real life then they would just be casually going around killing monsters while talking about the exact stuff they do in the video, can you imagine how confused the monsters must be when they see this party of 4 adventurers talking about this random-ass stuff while they are killing everything in sight ? :D
Ben: Talks about what if teams of adventures go out to help the world and what that'd be like. Me: Oh, I wonder if they're going to talk about non-profits and volunteer groups who help impoverished communities and spread awareness about social ills. Simon: Oh, that's what Elon Musk wants to do.
What do you expect, you're watching 3 men just playing videogames and chilling. It's not going to have any actual thoughtful or insightful conversations.
As great as those groups are, not sure it hit quite the same notes as four guys killing hundreds of monsters. Definitely doesn't apply to Elon Musk though
I would love for one of the now hopefully more commonplace Jerk Off streams to be this game with the twitch integration thing. Bonus points for Simon being invited.
Cripple Creek was the name of the town in a classic Werewolf game. We looked it up to try and find where it was and it turns out there's a LOT of places (in the US, at least) called Cripple Creek. Some of them are towns, other actual waterways, others just random places.
oh the eternal misconception of calibre. Calibre can refer to either Length of the barrel or the size of the bore for length of barrel, calibre is the amount of times the barrels length is of the diameter of the bore. so if you have a barrel length of 8,4 meters and the diameter of the bore is 120mm, the calibre is 70. for size of bore, the lower number the bigger diameter. so calibre 16 is way bigger than 50 (there more maths to it than that, but you guys don´t care)
I think what would make an awesome series is Ben and Tom taking Simon through total war warhammer whilst he plays as the dwarfs (They are op so Simon can handle it). watching someone get shown the ropes of the universe would be amazing.
loving watching you guys haphazardly flail through this game :P can't wait for you to get to champion or legendary mode. also it looks like you need a pyromancer rather than teleport bot, you know where to contact me :D
For those who have any care for any story in this game: The Monolith was the prison of a soul of a Chaos Champion, destroying the buboes buried the prison as the group had no way of actually destroying it.
So... Tom's contribution: 1) Nearly kills simon with an explosive barrel 2) Misses about 20 shots at one of the orgres 3) Fails to save Ben 4) Gets downed And I'm not even half way through the episode... ua-cam.com/video/8Fb4sOp2Y1U/v-deo.htmlm35s
🤓 well actually because of the lower yield and combination rate of black powder the muzzle velocity of muzzleloading firearms is relatively low compared too a modern cartridge. Because of this fact relatively larger projectiles could be used without too much adverse affect in the regards to kick back. So getting to the point a 50cal is a relatively conservative estimate, commonly ranging from 38 cal - 72 cal projectile. If one wanted wanted to assume the largest caliber in regards to the power of the handguns 72 cal isn’t unreasonable. (probably brake my wrist) That said why isn’t palp just force lightning everyone?
am i the only one who thinks its weird that the one who looks like a knight uses pistols and bombs while the guy who looks like a pirate uses a halberd?
so much Ben character development in this vid. i'll add it to my ben-chronicle
both a warhammer vermintide and a warhammer stream at the same day? and with BEN?! IM CREAMING
Who needs the main channel video when you have this gold? Seriously though Tom, your videos just keep getting better
Ask and Tom will provide
And Ben, Ben's my favorite part
Sharky and Palp
He's a generous God
But of course, Ben is undoubtedly one of the best parts
I love when there's Ben on Tom's channel.
I love when Ben allows his manservant to record him playing games
GUYS AS MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS WE MUST SPREAD, AGAINST THE BANNERLORD AND ARTILLERY ONLY, STRIKE PEWDIEPIE SUBMISSIONS!!!
Manservant? He IS the senate
Same
Every tiem we see Simon's perspective I keep thinking he's crouching for a few seconds before I remember he's a dwarf, because honestly Simon crouching the entire way through a level isn't that implausible.
Ben absolutely carried them.
thanks to this Real news, too much rigged news by the far-left when you search Ben news
GUYS AS MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS WE MUST SPREAD, AGAINST THE BANNERLORD AND ARTILLERY ONLY, STRIKE PEWDIEPIE SUBMISSIONS!!!
carried them into the arms of Tom
So how many accounts do you have?
Gotta say as one of Ben's many fans (Number 32005) i adore the spread of our cult and all of its new representatives!
I'm officially part of the Ben Genesis. It's an honour being one of the first to praise Ben and following in the footsteps of Ben fan Prime
Benesis
Especially if we can spread the word, I could use some new recruits in the great poon war
10/10 group composition
i'm so glad to see ben on your channel
Ben.
Ben is back due to a new binding contract making Tom put him in more videos
Bens finally back on toms channel!
It's our favourite trio of Tom, Simon, & -Sjin- Ben!!
Hooray for more *_Warhammory Time_* goodness!
Pierce Arner can't forget kerillian
Warhangory?
Heresy! Ben will be in ALL the vest trios!
@@burgerkiller4438 What heresy? Ben's in this trio…
Ben's going to be good in this one
If you join the cult you will gain the blessing of the shark, so your teeth will grow back and you will never need a dental plan.
leader of the Ben cult HERESY!!!! BEN’S GOOD IN EVERY ONE!!!! REPENT
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Can our champion be anything less than good? Not a chance
I like to imagine the cult uniform is a blue version of the cult of dagon uniform, with little felt teeth stitched around the hood.
I want to find out if Ben got into Center Parks!
It’s really bothering that neither Tom nor Ben has got the correct “editor made” player portrait. Tom is playing Victor Saltzpyre but the editor put in Markus Kruber as his portrait. Ben on the other hand is playing Markus Kruber but has the portrait of Kerillian. Simon got the correct portrait at least.
SweAtilaa I think that's the joke
If that is a joke then I fail to see what is so funny about it. It is just annoying and touches on being lazy work.
Bens song:
When I was
A young shark
My father
Took me into the reeef
To see the swimming baaand
But then they came,
The pooners
They were lead by the poon lord
Aaa did they pooned my daaad
BenIsBest 729 like the beginning I knew what you were going for but you could’ve ended it better
Then I met, the senate and became a dynamic duo
Oh boy time to see what kind of wacky Ben related characters are in the comment section this time!
GUYS AS MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS WE MUST SPREAD, AGAINST THE BANNERLORD AND ARTILLERY ONLY, STRIKE PEWDIEPIE SUBMISSIONS!!!
Don't forget the senate!
I'm here for one
The double handed sword really cuts through armour....oh Ben you sweet summer child
*clicks on video*
*instantly scrolls down to see "ben" comments*
Bam! Remember when you boys banded together to defeat chaos? Good times!
Did anyone else notice that Simon saying “tick” and Tom shooting his guns lined up perfectly? 1:44 on the video. These are the kinds of things I like!
I always imagine that if vermintide was real life then they would just be casually going around killing monsters while talking about the exact stuff they do in the video, can you imagine how confused the monsters must be when they see this party of 4 adventurers talking about this random-ass stuff while they are killing everything in sight ? :D
what homless man would dare attack ben? he must not have seen his streams
May he never find abode and suffer the guilt of a thousand pooners.
How do I join the cult?
it just happens
Thank you
Learned a lot about Ben in this episode.
Gotta love the edits, they get me laughing every time!
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Huzzah! More Vermintide!
That Thunderbirds tangent sounds like an episode of Robot Chicken.
Ben: Talks about what if teams of adventures go out to help the world and what that'd be like.
Me: Oh, I wonder if they're going to talk about non-profits and volunteer groups who help impoverished communities and spread awareness about social ills.
Simon: Oh, that's what Elon Musk wants to do.
What do you expect, you're watching 3 men just playing videogames and chilling. It's not going to have any actual thoughtful or insightful conversations.
As great as those groups are, not sure it hit quite the same notes as four guys killing hundreds of monsters. Definitely doesn't apply to Elon Musk though
I'd love some more Vermintide 2 content :D.
let me know if you need some hints and tips, I regurlarly play at the highest difficulty
These are really fun to watch. I'm glad to see more :)
I would love for one of the now hopefully more commonplace Jerk Off streams to be this game with the twitch integration thing. Bonus points for Simon being invited.
This was amazing. I hope there's more of this.
Cripple Creek was the name of the town in a classic Werewolf game. We looked it up to try and find where it was and it turns out there's a LOT of places (in the US, at least) called Cripple Creek. Some of them are towns, other actual waterways, others just random places.
This whole Ben Cult thing just makes me draw comparisons to the long-term reform of Snake worshipping Skinks.
Comments aside, loved the video!
Oh god the Ben army is here as well. We cannot escape their numbers!
This game is basically an extention of what hero balls in Total War 2 feel.
I remember my first moments in the game. Hey that guys carrying a barrel! They must know what they're doing! Let's follow him!
Lord Ben, why are you in combat, I am supposed to lead our troops to protect you, at least let me assign you a body guard detail!
I think the guy on thunderbird 5 was something like make a wish kid that they didn't know what to do with
oh oh look BEN IS here THIS IS AMAZING
oh the eternal misconception of calibre.
Calibre can refer to either Length of the barrel or the size of the bore
for length of barrel, calibre is the amount of times the barrels length is of the diameter of the bore. so if you have a barrel length of 8,4 meters and the diameter of the bore is 120mm, the calibre is 70.
for size of bore, the lower number the bigger diameter. so calibre 16 is way bigger than 50 (there more maths to it than that, but you guys don´t care)
we need more Ben stories
I*
Ben woke up in a morning. He saw Lewis with a poon in his hand. Ben laghed at him and Lewis desintegrated. Ben will forever be a God.
Toms theory about thunderbird 5 is quite similar to my theory of the purpose of space force
One day, they will use their ults. One day.
THERE ARE SHARKS HERE TOOO İ MUST BRİNG AN END TO THİS
I will see you on the battlefield then
please, we need MOAR
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I think what would make an awesome series is Ben and Tom taking Simon through total war warhammer whilst he plays as the dwarfs (They are op so Simon can handle it). watching someone get shown the ropes of the universe would be amazing.
Ben The one true meaning of life the universe and everything, champion of the people! president of the universe!
It's like you're describing Joran van der Sloot
Really enjoyed that
Really strong presence by Sjin here, he always really shines in any video he is in
... and we never heard the end of Ben’s story!
The best bit of this is just hearing Simon, Tom and Ben chatting, i'm pissing myself.
I liked the parts with Ben and Ben using his axe because it’s Ben
4:24 im sure this exact same thing is happening to a different group of 4 heroes in an alternate universe.
I need the end to the centre park story!
Ben and I are from the same place?!?! Holy shit balls
SHOUTLANDERS! intensifies
Good job carrying these 2 ben
19:15 lol i heard the song "hanging tree" from hunger games insantly
Hey Tom, try holding right mouse button while firing the pistols. Have fun.
There are other buttons than change weapon and left click. The special abilities are actually pretty cool.
loving watching you guys haphazardly flail through this game :P can't wait for you to get to champion or legendary mode. also it looks like you need a pyromancer rather than teleport bot, you know where to contact me :D
For those who have any care for any story in this game: The Monolith was the prison of a soul of a Chaos Champion, destroying the buboes buried the prison as the group had no way of actually destroying it.
Wow Ben's pretty gangster.
So... Tom's contribution:
1) Nearly kills simon with an explosive barrel
2) Misses about 20 shots at one of the orgres
3) Fails to save Ben
4) Gets downed
And I'm not even half way through the episode...
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Ben, Tom plz no stop, plz
BIG UP COLCHESTER
"Reikwald Forest"?... So... "Reik Forest Forest"?
Never pegged Colchester for a violent place.
Only when Ben was there
What if bardin always looked like simon, even got the glasses
More please!
Hey tom! have you see The end times: vermintide mod for warhammer? you and ben might give it a go.
🤓 well actually because of the lower yield and combination rate of black powder the muzzle velocity of muzzleloading firearms is relatively low compared too a modern cartridge. Because of this fact relatively larger projectiles could be used without too much adverse affect in the regards to kick back. So getting to the point a 50cal is a relatively conservative estimate, commonly ranging from 38 cal - 72 cal projectile. If one wanted wanted to assume the largest caliber in regards to the power of the handguns 72 cal isn’t unreasonable. (probably brake my wrist)
That said why isn’t palp just force lightning everyone?
He doesn't need to, he has Ben with him
oke first time seeing this it reminds me a lot of left for death
Crickey Simon!!!
Yes josh, we know who Neo is
Just saw some kind of banking commercial that was, oddly enough, at a odd ratio. It was 'shorter' than a normal video.
i love seen Ben but there needs to be more of him
How dare somebody harm Lord Ben
Great pandemic viewing
YAY!! Colchester!!!!
I’d motorboat Simons beard
like to just say that i grew up in Colchester, its really not as bad as Ben made out lol, its rough but not that rough
19:06 I'm from the southern United States (Louisiana). That isn't really that impressive to me.
Is the game easier or did they get better since the first time
Was ben about to shout Sexbot joe?
Sick bro
16:10 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
8:02 What if it was a monolith... A Necron monolith...
am i the only one who thinks its weird that the one who looks like a knight uses pistols and bombs while the guy who looks like a pirate uses a halberd?
Ahhhhhhh Simon and Tom I love em both.
Be careful all of the Ben fans will come for you. O.O
NYAHHHHHHH
Excuse me?
FUCK BEN!
Let's see if you're still laughing when the verty assault team shows up (Let's see how many actually get the reference)
i think the pistols aare around .50 cal actually
maybe .40
go ben!
i like how simon has somehow chosen the worst melee
I'm not familiar with this game, what do you mean? Worst melee? Character? Or weapon?
So when are they gonna use their ult?
The Dutch word for cancer is actually "kanker", so it starts with a 'k'. I think the game devs meant it as canker as in a canker sore maybe?
BAM!