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  • @gloweye
    @gloweye Рік тому +466

    Reminds me of that one time Brandon realized that tinfoil hats work against mind control under Cosmere rules.

    • @arkana9684
      @arkana9684 Рік тому +26

      aluminum

    • @thegasman_3651
      @thegasman_3651 11 місяців тому +2

      Close enough 😂

    • @jsamue12
      @jsamue12 11 місяців тому +7

      even canonized it in the books, 10/10

    • @jacobsejer4527
      @jacobsejer4527 10 місяців тому +7

      @@arkana9684 What do you think tinfoil is made of? (spoiler warning it's not tin)

    • @arkana9684
      @arkana9684 10 місяців тому +3

      @@jacobsejer4527 Excuse me I am not english native. I dont understands that expressions :c

  • @bryanellis459
    @bryanellis459 Рік тому +1105

    "When Odium's champion came out in his Cheddar armour, Dalinar knew all hope was lost"

    • @DampeS8N
      @DampeS8N Рік тому +7

      It is adorable that you don't think Dalinar is Odium's champion.

    • @vicentecastro4083
      @vicentecastro4083 Рік тому

      ​@@DampeS8N Oroden or Gavinor are the only ones who can face Odium's champion, theres no more discussion gentlemen

    • @cooldawg2009
      @cooldawg2009 Рік тому

      Great comment lmao

    • @calebwest2806
      @calebwest2806 Рік тому +1

      the cheddar knight has arrived

    • @maninblack3410
      @maninblack3410 Рік тому +13

      @@DampeS8N what are you saying? Dalinar *was* odium’s champion, but he refused. That was like 2 books ago, are you okay?

  • @ephraimcullen
    @ephraimcullen Рік тому +837

    Question asked: 11 months ago
    Brandon's response: 10 months ago
    Dude spent WEEKS of sleepless nights thinking about shardblades cutting through cheese... Maybe this concept shows up in Stones Unhallowed, hahaa

    • @MDoorpsy
      @MDoorpsy Рік тому +39

      The very fact that the Last Clap works at all should have been enough to just confirm this with canon info.

    • @manuelalmagro9837
      @manuelalmagro9837 Рік тому +1

      please!

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... Рік тому +7

      Knights of Wind and Truth*

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t Рік тому +26

      ​@@MDoorpsy I just realized I spend too much time on Cremposting because when I read "the last clap", my mind automatically went to Dalinar catching swords with his ass cheeks.

    • @JNF-SATX
      @JNF-SATX Рік тому

      It sounds like a perfect punchline for Wit!

  • @seanhalpin87
    @seanhalpin87 Рік тому +404

    The fact that our Fandom comes up with shit this absurd but logical makes me so happy. The fact brandon entertains us with spoiler steams and reddit amas is the best. I love this so much hahah

    • @swanshawn_
      @swanshawn_  Рік тому +35

      Brandon on reddit is amazing he keeps answering questions he probably shouldn't but then with so much logic and detail. Dude is a fantasy machine!

  • @strixytom
    @strixytom Рік тому +256

    This has the same energy as when cats kept getting insanely drunk in Dwarf Fortress.

  • @w4iph
    @w4iph Рік тому +63

    Proof that Lift is the best Radiant. She can defeat the dreaded cheese-knights with ease

    • @chrisbammer4946
      @chrisbammer4946 10 місяців тому +7

      Nightblood would be happy to help too I think, Cheese is evil after all

  • @heyou1
    @heyou1 Рік тому +137

    Conclusion: cheese blocks everything if there’s enough of it.

    • @Xomage999
      @Xomage999 Рік тому +6

      In dnd, I know magic is blocked by enough stone/thin sheet of lead. Curiously no mention of how much cheese it would take to have the same effect.

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 Рік тому +20

    0:08
    Inaccurate. Brandon takes a break by writing a different book.

    • @swanshawn_
      @swanshawn_  Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂 HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS

  • @jamesbernards8409
    @jamesbernards8409 Рік тому +162

    I was hoping this would tangent into the discussion of souls, microbes, and how cheese being a microbial biproduct/microbrial nest, would on first strike, cause a possibility of multiple reactions:
    one: The shardblade passes through the cheese without cutting the physical matter, but severing the billions of little souls of the microbes in the cheese leaving a large grey swath through the block.
    two: since the eyes burn when a singular soul is severed, how does that look when billions of souls are severed, albiet really small ones? Combustive cheese? Instant molten cheese explosion upon contact with the shardblade? Could cheese armor be the mutually assured destruction in a duel with two shardblade holders?

    • @JohnSmith-pv2qc
      @JohnSmith-pv2qc Рік тому +11

      But wouldnt that just make the band of cheese that was cut through dead rather than half a block of it? Meaning they would have to cut the exact length to split the cheese right?

    • @hithedragon7842
      @hithedragon7842 Рік тому +9

      I don't know much about the cosmere, but wouldn't this be true for almost everything? Maybe not as many in some cases, but pretty much all objects have microbes on them.

    • @poggestfrog
      @poggestfrog Рік тому +1

      I assume microbes do not have souls, or at least souls large enough to see

    • @argentaegis
      @argentaegis Рік тому +1

      @@poggestfrog perhaps souls numerous and large enough to cause cool special effects when burnt...as would give a shimmer or glow around a shard blade?

    • @firstNamelastName-ho6lv
      @firstNamelastName-ho6lv 11 місяців тому +1

      That's exactly what I was thinking. I assume that the burning has to do with the magnitude of the mind behind the soul, since we don't see plants burning. Since microbes are borderline plants when it comes to intelligence, you probably couldn't tell with the naked eye.

  • @diepie5144
    @diepie5144 Рік тому +82

    now all I can imagine is Kelsier, creeping through the IRE fortress only to hear someone through a closed door say, frustrated, "so you want to stop a shardblade, with CHEESE?"

  • @TheRealUncleScar
    @TheRealUncleScar Рік тому +20

    I just want to see shallon make a joke about her spren cutting cheese and then pattern explaining why it's a funny joke

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 Рік тому +108

    My headcanon is that cheese won't stop a shardblade, even though someone can grab the sides of the blade to stop it, because the cheese lacks Intent.
    I will have a 10 part series of UA-cam videos to explain this.

    • @KuroNK
      @KuroNK Рік тому +18

      remember all things have awareness, the cheese might not want to be cut and divided in two, same as the stick not wanting to be fire.

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 Рік тому +18

      @@KuroNK Ok it's unfair to bring the stick into this, that thing had an unstoppable will.

    • @adoniscreed4031
      @adoniscreed4031 Рік тому +8

      ​@KuroNK cheese being cut is an quintenssential way of eating it so I dont think that the cheese would mind being cut as its helping it serve its function... oh god what have I become? 🤣

    • @ZlothZloth
      @ZlothZloth Рік тому +4

      So what happens if somebody dumps a few hundred Breaths into the cheese? Oh, this Cosmere thing is going to get SO confusing!

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 Рік тому +3

      @@ZlothZloth I could tell you, but I don't want to spoil Secret Project 3.

  • @vederianl9723
    @vederianl9723 Рік тому +34

    Gotta love authors that respond like this. Reminds me when I was on the Safehold forums and some guy named Runswithcelery gave a two page history lesson that I definately didn't remember from the books. Couple days later I found out Runswithcelery is David Weber's forum name. I was like "No wonder he knows unwritten history. He's the damn author."

  • @dizzyizz16
    @dizzyizz16 Рік тому +35

    I would love to see a nod to this in one of the books down the line. 👀

  • @Vladimir_Tod
    @Vladimir_Tod Рік тому +16

    I'm both shocked and not at all surprised to see branderson make a full post about this

  • @Flamingpiano
    @Flamingpiano Рік тому +7

    There is however one thing Brandon did not consider.
    The cheese is alive, it has the souls of fungus.

    • @Du0plexGaming
      @Du0plexGaming 10 місяців тому +1

      Depends on if it’s cultured or not

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Рік тому +37

    I have no idea who the author is, what series this is from, or even how this got on my recommendeds. But count me enchanted by this whole thing.

    • @swanshawn_
      @swanshawn_  Рік тому +28

      Brando Sando has enchanted all of us with unusually hard magic systems and mentally ill palidins fighting crab goons. Highly recommend

    • @mate12cf
      @mate12cf Рік тому

      @@swanshawn_ You know what? For years I've been considering starting to read the works of this man, and this comment will go down in history as the one that got me into his works, mentally ill crab paladins here I go.

    • @johnhogue9402
      @johnhogue9402 Рік тому +7

      Brandon Sanderson is author. The books in question are The Stormlight Archive. The first book is The Way of Kings. If you like epic fantasy: give it a try.

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi Рік тому +6

      @@swanshawn_ if i wasnt sold already, this sentence absolutely has me looking into the series. Holy shit. XP

    • @steggyweggy
      @steggyweggy Рік тому +3

      @@ultimateninjaboi did you end up reading/listening?

  • @percivalyracanth1528
    @percivalyracanth1528 11 місяців тому +3

    Virgin Sandersonian hard-magic systems: Magic Beyond-Sword can't cut through cheese because of in-universe rules!
    Chad Eriksonian soft-magic system: My fingers can shoot lasers and my sword sucks up souls because I'M A FUCKIN WIZARD, MATE

    • @swanshawn_
      @swanshawn_  11 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣 I might steal this for a sketch. also chad Erikson: I want dino's with sword hands and lazer eyes
      editor: uhh what?
      chad erikson: DID I STUTTER

  • @storyspren
    @storyspren Рік тому +21

    If the last clap works, then cheese also kinda has to. I do like the vaporization shield thing. It's like the Investiture equivalent of the Leidenfrost effect, except instead of preventing burns it just, lets you cut cheese (and presumably makes cutting other things a bit smoother)

  • @slidsilver4461
    @slidsilver4461 Рік тому +7

    Never thought there would be a specific method for cutting the cheese in the Cosmere.

  • @mish_mash109
    @mish_mash109 Рік тому +4

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week thank you for sharing

  • @sideways5153
    @sideways5153 Рік тому +5

    I feel like this is an actual, well-known and accounted for issue in modern trades that still rely on blades in some form, like the cheese master OP but also logging, construction, demolition, etc.
    I think it’s commonly called “binding” when a blade gets stuck, but idk what kind of stuck that is. I just know from running the panel saw at a hardware store that when wood sags as you cut down through it, the blade tends to get wedged in there and will start burning the sides of the cut instead of continuing through the wood

  • @greenmarble638
    @greenmarble638 5 місяців тому +1

    Edgedancers and their friction control will finally get their time to shine

  • @BenjaminAlternate
    @BenjaminAlternate 10 місяців тому +1

    *Dark souls bosses being chesed*
    Brandon Sanderson: Hold my cheese

  • @IsabelA-hp9yt
    @IsabelA-hp9yt Рік тому +4

    This isn’t a skit, it’s just a reenactment

  • @NonstopRam
    @NonstopRam Рік тому +5

    I been thinking about books and cheese.
    I like them both.

  • @Masqueey
    @Masqueey Рік тому +3

    I didn't know I needed this video until it made my day

  • @SunRayz3r
    @SunRayz3r 6 місяців тому

    “Of course a Shardblade can cut the cheese.”
    Meanwhile a nearby Spren, “whew, excuse me, sorry about that. One too many bowls of bean chouta.”

  • @nahuelucho2661
    @nahuelucho2661 Рік тому +1

    If only myth busters had a shard blade when they did the very-heavy-books experiment!!

  • @Du0plexGaming
    @Du0plexGaming 10 місяців тому

    0:22 missed another opportunity to type for a few seconds then say “done”

  • @Krztph1331
    @Krztph1331 Рік тому

    Hahha the bed scene figuring it out got me.

  • @firstNamelastName-ho6lv
    @firstNamelastName-ho6lv 11 місяців тому

    Time to soulcast all fortifications into cheese.

  • @shadowpanther298
    @shadowpanther298 Рік тому +3

    That’s… actually a good point. Especially with the last clap scene with Dalinar, in theory it would stop it. Then again if the blade hits it it should fog slightly and cut through but idk. Does cheese have a soul?

  • @bfkc111
    @bfkc111 Рік тому

    It probably doesn't really, but it's left in and always pointed out because "oh so funny". Having it be that way is exactly as a supernerd would want it (almost more than all the rest), even if it's not likely at all if one looks at it very hard.

  • @iActuallyLiveinUtah
    @iActuallyLiveinUtah Рік тому +1

    Cheese would probably act like wood.

  • @L1ghtweaver
    @L1ghtweaver Рік тому +3

    Cheese is organic, so wouldn't a shardblade just cut straight through leaving a dead grey mark?

    • @erikw3105
      @erikw3105 Рік тому +1

      Cheese isn't alive so it could be cut like a corpse (think the chasmfiend from the failed hunt in Way of Kings)

  • @that_nerdy_hylian
    @that_nerdy_hylian Рік тому +1

    And then they got into a discussion about whether Nightblood is lactose intolerant....
    ALSO I WAS JUST READING THIS REDDIT POST TEN MINUTES AGO, UA-cam, ARE YOU STALKING ME? this was high in my recommenddx

    • @swanshawn_
      @swanshawn_  Рік тому +2

      👀 if you don't want to make a video about that I might.... 😂😂😂 Yes

  • @ShelfCentered
    @ShelfCentered Рік тому +1

    Hahaha great video!

  • @paralicular3927
    @paralicular3927 Рік тому +2

    Is there cheese in roshar though?

    • @ahappyjackolantern
      @ahappyjackolantern Рік тому

      Yes, actually! They just get their milk from pigs instead of cows

    • @kaiju3867
      @kaiju3867 Рік тому +4

      Maby the shin have some?

  • @rgprosucctions1704
    @rgprosucctions1704 Рік тому +8

    Shartplate

  • @madiantin
    @madiantin Рік тому

    This is hilarious. =D.

  • @david_aria
    @david_aria Рік тому

    So which character gets to say, "who cut the cheese?"

  • @kwalk7942
    @kwalk7942 Рік тому +1

    🤣🤣

  • @moth.monster
    @moth.monster 11 місяців тому +1

    i have never read these books but i can appreciate some good worldbuilding

    • @swanshawn_
      @swanshawn_  11 місяців тому +1

      Sanderson definietly put alot of effort into the hard systems and world building. His answers to some of the world building questions are just as insane as this and everywhere lmao